AISubs v3.4
Everyone, please gather around.
- Excuse me. - You speak Japanese, don't you?
Thank you.
I don't know what position I'm in.
Anyway, you're the manager of this club.
Please tell us about yourself.
- I, Cary Higashino, have fought against various idols. - That's right.
I've learned that there are no enemies, except for one.
But if you look at your fight, it's a mess.
- But there are no enemies. - Oh, I see.
- So there are no enemies in pro-wrestling. - That's right.
- So our next target is... - Yes?
- This person. - Oh.
- That's right. - It's a completely different field.
It's a different field. It's a serious match.
- It's a one-on-one fight. - Oh, I see.
- I've gathered a little bit of information. - Yes?
I've met men in the past and kicked their noses.
- Your opponent? - Yes, yes.
- Oh. - Let me tell you about it.
- Yes? - Cary is strong when his nose is broken.
Normally, when he's kicked, he's pretty strong.
- But Cary is strong when his nose is bent. - His nose is broken.
- Oh, I see. - Oh!
- I'd like you to kick his nose first. - I can't kick it.
- Yes, yes, yes. - You're crazy.
- Don't say that. - I'll kick his nose first.
- Yes, yes. - I'll kick his nose first.
- You're crazy. - You're crazy.
- You'll kick his nose first. - Yes, yes.
- You'll kick his nose first. - I'll kick his nose first.
- I see. - I see.
It looks like you're crazy.
Let me introduce you to Cary Igashiro's opponents.
He belongs to Fudokan.
He's a world class two-time champion in Muay Thai, flying ball and bantamweight.
He's an ace of the domestic girls' kickboxing world.
Please welcome Naoko Kumagai!
Kumagai, who appeared with Taichou, is here with us today.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
How many men have you broken a man's nose before?
I haven't broken it that much, but about six men have broken my nose.
I'll shoot you!
One round, one second. I'll decide with my right hand.
You! Hold it! You're showing your face first!
I can't show my face.
I can't show my face until you say it twice.
It's dangerous.
I'll do it.
How about you, Kumagai?
Well... I'm tall, so I'll try to kick with my high kick.
I see.
Are you going to kick his face with your high kick?
I'm not going to!
It's not about whether it's funny or not!
What I want to know is, does Kumagai suddenly go "kut" or "mut" in the middle of a fight?
Yes, she does.
Once she enters a fight, she goes "kut", doesn't she?
Yes, she does.
You don't want to kill her, do you?
No, I don't.
From Shizuo's perspective, she's getting really good at fighting.
Is that so?
Yes.
That's what a yakuza would say.
No, no. I'm not a yakuza.
You're just a "marudashi", aren't you?
No, you're the president.
Yes, I'm the president.
You're also called a "marudashi".
If you're called "president", you're just another president.
But still, from the teacher's perspective, there's no doubt that you're the president.
That's right. She practiced hard and was serious about it.
I see.
After that, I think it was probably her "kick life" that made her do it.
By the way, how long have you been doing kickboxing?
Eight years.
Eight years?
By the way, how long have you been doing pro- wrestling?
Half a year.
Oh, I see.
It's been nine years since I joined an organization like this.
What organization are you talking about?
Yoshimoto's.
Oh, Yoshimoto's.
It's been nine years.
Oh, I see, I see.
It's been nine years since I joined an organization like this.
Oh, I see, I see.
It's been nine years since I joined an organization like this.
Oh, I see, I see.
In that sense, you've been a senpai for a year.
Oh, I see.
Okay, then.
Both of you, please strike a fighting pose for the camera.
You look like you're having fun.
Both of you, strike a pose like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why are you doing this?
Will the girl's scream be heard?
Or will the man on the left cough while singing?
It's time for the final match!
In the blue corner...
World Women's Muay Thai Bantamweight and Darkweight Champion...
Real-time membership...
125 pounds...
Kumagai...
In the blue corner...
Now and forever...
In the red corner... An idol and forever champion...
Dancing in the ring... A white fighting spirit...
Throw, elbow, knee attacks are all prohibited.
Match time is one down and two minutes of three rounds.
KO or give up will be the end of the match.
The match will begin soon.
Who will be the goddess of victory?
WK champion Kumagai, or Toranoa champion Cary Higashino?
[BELL RINGS]
What happened in the unanimous decision match?
Sudden low kick! Sudden low kick from the left!
K.O. for Kumagai!
Run! Run!
What's going on?
Where are you going?
Without your mouthpiece, it's a little dangerous.
It's almost time for him to go home.
It looks like he's got something in his eye, but will he be able to block it?
The world's number one Okunaga Inaoto!
One two, one two, one two
Final battle, Batao Tatsuya vs Tanahashi Fudashiro
Tanahashi won by Tatsuya's kick!
Kyary, Higashi's and Kugawa Inaoka's kicks are down many times, but they can't connect to Badan's face.
It seems like Kyary's left arm is doing a lot of damage.
Kyary, can't you raise your arm?
Can't Kyary's left arm be raised?
The final round is about to start!
It's only two minutes left!
Kyary is in the final round!
Kyary is taking Kyary to the finish line!
Kyary's left arm! Kyary's left arm! Kyary's left arm!
Kyary is in the final round!
Higashiro Carry is getting carried away!
It was a waste of effort!
Carry!
Hey!
Excuse me, camera man!
Carry, can you come out for a second?
Hey, Crappy, I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
What do you want to eat, Ryoko?
I don't know!
Crappy doesn't know!
Crappy!
Why are you here?
You said you had work today.
Hey, Crappy, who is this woman?
Who is this woman?
I'm Crappy's girlfriend.
What?!
What do you mean?!
You're cheating!
What do you mean?!
Hey, why are you cheating with me, a beautiful and cute woman like me?!
What do you mean?!
Stop it!
I don't want a loser like you or this woman!
I don't want you or this ugly man like me!
What are you talking about?!
You're not ugly at all!
What are you talking about?!
You know, I'm tired of working in the morning and in the evening...
I'm tired of working in the morning and in the evening...
I only work ten days a month!
I'm not going to work!
Who is this woman?!
I'm not going to work with you!
Your face and game are old!
I don't want you!
Let's decide!
I don't want you!
No! No!
You guys are so mean!
What's with you guys?
Get up, you idiots!
I'm about to cry.
You're so mean!
You won't get paid ten times a month.
Did you hear that?
What are you talking about?
I heard it from Ogamotsu earlier.
You were so happy when you won.
My mouth...
My mouth is fine.
If you're a girl, go ahead.
Matsumoto, Itao, Higashino and Ryuko!
The team that stops the ball from the highest elevation wins!
Each person has only three tries!
Tonight's MPP will see if it's a moon present!
Over your head, let's bust it, let's pump it up!
- Today we have this! - Yes!
- A huge bulletproof game! - Yes!
- The angle will keep changing! - Yes!
- You can only come out 3 times. - Yes!
- Once you come out, we'll pick you up. - Yes!
- Nice to meet you! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Unexpected reaction, right? - Yes!
- What temperature do we start with? - 5 degrees!
- Can you do it? - Yes!
- It's better if you do it like this! - Yes!
- Later, you men will... - Excuse me, 5 degrees, I'll do it by myself!
- Are you okay? - I don't know!
- It's okay, it's okay! - It's quite 5 degrees!
- Please raise 5 degrees!
- Let's do it! - Go!
- Ready, start!
- Watch out!
- Watch out, watch out!
All right, 10 degrees!
Like this!
It's all right, it's all right. If you can do it now, you can do it at all.
- Really? - Both of you alone.
After all, only one man on the stage can use it.
- That's right, that's right, that's right. - Right?
- You can do it. - No!
For now, I'll stop judo.
Because I can't compare myself with her!
If you dare, Ryoko and I will go together.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead.
If you dare, we'll go together.
I'll go by myself, Alori-ran.
Go!
In the next fifteen minutes, I will still go alone.
This is definitely heavy.
This is scary.
What kind of meat is it?
Let's eat matcha together.
Wait!
There are two of you!
I'll put it on for you!
Why?
You put it on first!
I can't see it.
From the line!
Like this!
Hong Kong!
Hong Kong... Hong Kong!
Go!
It's like cinnamon.
For now, turn up the volume to 35.
We can't do it even if we all do it.
Sorry, turn up the volume to 30 degrees.
Three of you is better?
Three of you is better.
All right, let's do it with three of us.
It's like this, so I don't like it in the middle.
This is really scary.
Wait a minute, you guys, don't run away.
Ready!
Go!
What are you going to do?
You can't do it!
It's been too long!
I dare to be the only leader, and we three go together.
And when we can't stop him, it's my turn.
Got it?
Got it!
- It's so scary! - Are you okay? - I'm fine.
If it was that dangerous, I would have saved it.
Let's go!
Let's do it!
That's why there's only one captain over there.
- Oh, only one flower? - That's right!
It's 40!
- Like this, like this, like this... - Is it this long?
- I don't know... - If you fall, it's over!
I'm sorry, but even if you can't stop me, if you run away too late, I'll run away with you.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
If you're in such a hurry to run away...
...then let me stay here.
- You should run away from the middle! - No, it's not like that!
It's like this everywhere!
Try it!
Why are you only saying "no"?
I'm telling you, you'll slip a lot!
Here we go!
So, this team won.
Yes!
Today, our member, as expected, is a woman, so we stopped her properly.
Yes!
Yuga, you won!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Even though it's like this...
Even though it's like this, it's really cool.
Which one?
The stupid beetle.
Yuga, you're crazy!
It's a television!
It's a mobile phone!
Congratulations!
Congratulations! You won a mobile phone!
Today is our wedding.
Yuko-chan, you're late.
Kouji-chan!
Yuko-chan!
I'm sorry!
You're late, Yuko-chan!
You're very beautiful, Yuko-chan!
Thank you, Kouji-chan! I'm sorry!
I was too busy with my parents and I'm late!
It's alright.
Then...
Our wedding...
I'll tell you.
It's just the two of us, right?
That's right.
Well, it's nothing.
What?
Hey!
Kouji-san's person...
Then...
Give me a kiss of love!
Yes!
This is...
Hey!
Where are you going?!
Damn you!
Hahaha!
Hey!
You!
Don't interrupt their wedding ceremony!
Let me do it!
Are you OK?
Stop it! You're such a cheap dresser!
I don't have money for it.
I borrowed it!
Hey! Go home! Go home now!
What? It's their wedding ceremony!
But...
I can't tell you about eight people's wedding ceremony.
What are you talking about?
What's eight people's wedding ceremony?
I don't know!
Get out of my way! Go home!
Break up with me!
Hey!
Break up with me!
When did you start dating me?
Huh?
I'm going to tell you a lie!
I'm going to tell you a lie now!
You made me go crazy!
You just told me a lie!
Why are you surprised?
You told me you were going to tell me a lie!
Oh, I see.
What are you doing here? Go home!
I don't like girls like you! Go away!
Hey!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Stop it!
Did you see that?
Don't exaggerate!
It's just a little thing!
Yes!
What do you mean?
You're annoying!
What's this?
How do you deal with this annoying guy?
I'm not going to be beaten up by you!
Damn it!
However!
If you two forget about each other in church...
...and dance with each other...
...then I'll be ashamed of myself!
That's a good place to say it!
You'll be ashamed of yourself!
But it's true!
Don't worry, Otakodori.
Stop it!
If you kiss an Otakodori like this, you'll be ashamed of yourself!
You're lying!
All right!
Then, forget about being embarrassed and let's dance Otakodori!
Yes!
One, two...
Ouch!
Hey!
What are you doing?
I'm talking to you!
What are you doing?
I told you!
If you dance Otakodori like this, you'll be ashamed of yourself!
Otakotori!
If you marry me like this, what are you going to do with my baby?
I don't know anything about your baby!
Listen to her scream!
What? You want me to scream?
Close your eyes and listen to her scream!
If I scream like that, you'll go away!
You!
Close your eyes!
All right.
Then, let's listen to her scream.
What?
I'm so happy that I can do Otakodori like this!
Hey!
Are you crazy?
Let's go!
Otakodori!
Let's go!
Wait for me!
Let me in!
My name is Ohiyabancho.
Ohiyano-nai-yatsu.
Right away.
It's like this again.
What? Stop it!
What's going on?
What's wrong with you?
I'll give you a present.
Big Family Special!
It's like you on TV.
Oh my god!
It's funny!
Funny? Really?
Who is funny?
Coco-chan!
Ryoko, you look like a presenter.
You should wear it.
I'll wear it.
You should wear it.
You look like a presenter.
Move forward!
You should do like this!
I was called out by the chief's wife.
What? Did you break up?
That's right, but it's like I've been caught.
My wife made me hysterical.
What is it? It's your own fault.
It's the woman's fault.
That's right.
Yes.
Good evening.
Yoko, from what I've heard, you've been bullied.
It's tough in the world of singers.
They've done it all.
They won't come back.
That's right.
What is it?
Good evening.
I feel sorry for you.
You've been bullied.
Good evening.
Help me!
Wait!
Come here!
Stop it!
Gadjepilinka!
Get them!
Hurry up!
Stop it!
You! I miss you!
It's been about 5 years!
Wait a minute!
Why do you look like this?
You know...
There is a real one!
I miss you so much!
Long time no see!
You left me some medicine!
I took it from the Tokyo Tower!
Who are you?
You are so different!
I told you!
What?
I told you to love me more!
Where do you love me?
I love you so much!
No!
Why do you love me?
Of course I love you!
You are a hero of justice!
I'm sorry! I will fight you!
Thank you!
No!
You!
You are a devil!
You!
You are different from before!
You are a devil!
Why do you love me?
No!
It's been about 5 years!
It doesn't matter!
You are a devil!
You always say that!
I will kill you!
Hey!
I, I, I, I said it.
Who said it?
Him.
You said it.
He ran away.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
I got it. I will stop.
But your way of saying is strange.
Why?
You are thinking about the child's love or our love for the child.
I know that, but you are thinking of it.
You are acting like a hero.
What should I do then?
What should we do?
(Laughter)
Be a hero!
You are a hero, aren't you?
Who are you talking to?
He is talking to you!
(Laughter)
What should we do?
Be cool!
Be cool like you are admired!
I understand.
Do you understand?
I understand.
I will do it.
You are cool like you are admired.
I see.
I have one.
You have one?
Are you from another class?
I understand.
Do you understand?
You are cool like you are admired.
Thank you.
I will come back again next week.
You are cool like you are admired.
I understand.
You are cool like you are admired.
(Laughter)
You are late!
I'm busy.
Excuse me.
Let's do it again.