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Let me introduce this month's winner!
Hi, Jack O'Hagan!
Hi!
Speaking of the top three in the entertainment world...
...we have Jimmy Ornistan, who memorized all of the members' names...
...and Hayashi Apei, who memorized all of the entertainers' birthdays!
But which of them has better memorization skills?
By the way, I don't have a good memory before I became human!
I'll start with Takahiro Kurano of Nakano Ward!
Thank you very much, Takashi!
You've moved to Nakano, haven't you?
Now, let me call you two again today!
Hayashi Apei and Jimmy Ornistan, please come out!
Jimmy Ornistan and Jimmy Ornistan
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
You look stupid today.
Are you okay?
I'm trying to be like you.
But I can't be like him.
Today, we will compete by memory.
If you lose this title, you will be unlucky.
Jimmy Ornistan
Both of you memorize it at the same time.
And if the other person can't memorize it before you do...
And if you feel like you're losing sight of it...
Press the button in your hand.
And if you feel like you're losing sight of it, call us!
And if you feel like you're losing sight of it...
The seesaw in the back will tilt...
And a scary thing will come down...
Hey, you're only taking pictures!
Do you understand, everyone?!
I don't think you're getting it.
If you have a flash, just laugh for now!
And if you do, you're losing sight of it!
I see.
This is also an important line, so call us.
If the other person remembers it all...
On the contrary, a scary thing will come down on you.
Let's do it.
It's not comparable to Sanpei's "this"!
Please.
Okay, everyone stand by!
First, the first one!
Now, let's do the first one!
The first one is like this!
Now, the teacher will give you your diploma.
At that time...
You will look up the students' names in order.
Please remember that!
And if you feel like you're losing sight of it...
Press the button in your hand and call us!
Hey, don't say it out loud!
Hey! Do you understand?!
He shouldn't get so angry!
Okay, are you ready?!
Let's do it!
Ready?!
Now, I'll call you out!
Agawa Suguru!
Imai Ikisuke!
Unemiya Tatsukichi!
This is easy to remember!
Eguchi Ryohei!
Your hairstyle is similar!
Omari...Skett.
Kaga...Mario.
Kikuchi...Momotaro.
Kume...Hiroki.
Kento...Kirkut.
You've already lost sight of me!
Idiot! I remember you well!
You've already lost sight of me!
I understand, sir!
You've already lost sight of me, but...
is it okay?
Are you sure?
I'll go over there!
It's definitely dangerous!
No, it's okay!
Okay, then...
I'll ask you from the top of your head!
Agawa Suzuru!
Yes!
Imai Mijisuke!
Umelia Katsukichi!
Show me your face! Show me your face!
Ah, this face!
Ah, I know!
Eguchi Youhei!
Omari Schett!
(Laughter)
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Good night!
No, no! Wait a minute!
(Laughter)
What did you say?
No, I know! I know!
What did you say?
Yes, yes, yes! Yes!
Yes!
That's sober!
Next!
Kanno!
(Cheers)
What?
Kanno, hey!
(Cheers)
All right, let's drop the sheets!
Please!
(Cheers)
What is it?
It's a very, very poopy process.
It stinks!
(Laughter)
Second round!
(Cheers)
All right, everyone!
In the second round...
You will learn the choreography of dancing!
Now, let's call the dance teacher!
This is Mr. Lucky Gira!
(Cheers)
Hello, hello!
Well...
You two haven't really danced much.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes!
Wasn't there anyone here?
(Laughter)
Yes, thank you!
Yes!
Well, then, let's do it slowly and in order!
That's right!
Please teach us!
So that it's easy to understand!
Yes!
Let's go!
Well, then, let's do it!
Well, then, you two!
Please put your hands on your waist!
Yes!
If you get it twisted again, your hip!
Hip!
Rub, rub!
Hip!
Rub, rub!
That's right!
Yes!
Go through your chest!
Go!
Yes!
Let's do it quickly!
Let's do our knees and elbows together!
Yes!
Knees!
Elbows!
Knees!
Elbows!
Knees!
Elbows!
The other side!
Yes!
Knees!
Indians! Indians! You've come this far!
Yes! That's right! Now, pray and kiss! Kiss Mark!
You're missing it!
Yes!
What is he doing?
Now, music! Start!
"Di di da da da"?
Yes, put your hands behind you! Go! Clap, and go!
Back, and back!
Back, back!
(Applause)
You can not do it!
(Applause)
Bismarck!
(Applause)
It's over!
You started and it ended with Bismarck!
(Laughter)
No good!
Now, please drop the sheet!
(Applause)
Wait a minute!
(Applause)
No, no, no!
(Applause)
Wow!
(Applause)
Stop it!
(Applause)
I will say various seafoods.
And I will stack them up in the water tank above me.
Stack them up!
And...
I will remember this.
And now...
Three times in a row!
Kampachi!
Hey, you're rubbing your hands!
Aji!
Crab!
Shark!
And...
Egi!
Where did you get it from?!
Now, let's continue!
Seaweed!
I've lost sight of it!
B-san!
What should we do?!
Can I say it?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I think we should erase it.
Should we erase it?
I think his confidence is real confidence.
Somehow, I don't know.
It's been 14 years since I was born.
Now!
Let's erase it!
Erase it!
Got it! Now!
Let's continue!
Squid!
Crab!
- Jimmy! - Yes?
Well, it was a big mess, wasn't it?
Well...
I don't know what you're talking about, Yotaro!
Huh?
It was a trick.
Now, Peter!
I'm sorry, but please delete it.
Should I delete it? Should I delete it?
But when you're lying, you don't say anything.
No, when he's in trouble, he doesn't say anything.
Now, Jimmy! Please!
Kampachi!
Horse mackerel!
Sea bream!
Wait a minute.
Shark!
Shark, right?
Shark and...
Egi!
Egi, right?
Shark, right?
Egi!
Did you say something?
I did.
Crab.
That's what I thought.
It's fine if you don't hit me.
Again, again, again!
Go ahead!
Spiny lobster!
What was it again?
It's seaweed! Seaweed!
You're late!
Now, please take off your sleeves!
You're late!
Your eyes are too scary!
Your eyes!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I can't do it at all!
Futan's 2 meters is Futan's best performance!
My name is Shibarare Banjo.
Those who oppose me...
will be killed!
Ah, but you know, it's sad to say goodbye to my father on the weekend.
What are you talking about? I'm here for you.
Yes.
Good evening.
Well, I've just come back from cowboying.
I don't have a lot of ammo, though.
It's tough.
Why is it tough?
By the way, Ryoko.
Yes.
I didn't think you'd say goodbye to me at all.
What kind of musical is this?
I didn't think you'd say goodbye to me at all.
See you. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Wait for me!
Come here!
I'm tired, boyin!
I ate boyin at high temperature.
Sushi boyin!
It's about time!
Boyin!
It's broken!
What's this?
It's horrible.
My back hurts.
What's that?
What's this?
A cursed boyin.
No.
I'm not asking about that.
You're always like that.
I think you're the worst this time.
Hey, Isshin!
Isshin is...
What's this?
Are you shaking your waist?
I'm serious.
It's none of your business!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Boyin! Boyin! Boyin!
I mean, last time...
It's not the same thing!
Shut up!
Isshin, are you okay?
Are you okay, Isshin?
I mean, last time...
Dokuro-san didn't like boyin.
That's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about you because you're heroes!
You don't need boyin, do you?
Why do you cling to boyin?
You don't need boyin?
Why do you cling to boyin?
What's this?
Boyin...
He shook his waist.
Did you two shake your waist?
I don't know about you.
I mean, boyin...
Hey! Shut up!
Are you okay, boyin?
We won't fight you bastards!
This is no longer a war!
A fight? A fight?
It's a unification! That's not what it means!
Dokuro-san is angry because he doesn't have a boy.
Ah, jealousy!
You don't know that? You're like heroes!
Aren't we heroes, Sushi-kun?
Why are you so angry?
Isn't there anyone here?
Yes.
What's so funny?
I feel like my legs are going to break.
Don't make me say anything.
But you know, I'm an old man.
You like it, don't you?
You're a very scary old man.
Very scary.
I've told you many times.
No, you haven't.
You have to quit being an old man.
Of course you have.
Yes.
You've said it many times.
That's what I thought.
But everyone is so angry and attacking me.
I'll say it one more time.
I'm not an old man.
There's no one here.
No, I haven't said it.
You have.
I haven't said it.
I'll take it off.
You're disgusting.
You're even trying to design it.
You're that old man.
This old man.
You're not.
You're the one who came up with this, aren't you?
You are.
I saw it in a bottle around the house.
You're popular with the citizens.
I just went to a foreigner.
I know.
Are you eating it?
What are you doing?
You're disgusting.
You're the worst.
Really.
You're such an old man.
You're an old man.
You're such an old man.
You're an old man.
It's cold.
It's really hot.
Really.
This is really.
*sniff*
But, I'm sorry. I'll talk to him properly.
Yes.
I'll really do it.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I'll really hit you.
I'm sorry.
I'm really scared.
I'm scared.
But, I'll really do it.
I'm sorry.
It hurts!
What are you doing?!
You came!
I like you very much.
I respect you.
Then...
I'll do my best.
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best.
I'll never do it again.
Never.
Thank you very much!
Take it back!
It's not a dirty insult.
*sniff*
I even took off my underwear.
I gave it to him and he threw it at my head.
*sniff*
What are you doing?!
Take it back!
Kurano Sakai's "I'm Really Popular, Part 2"!
Again?
Yes.
It's not like we're doing Part 2.
Come on...
He's stupid!
I think we should kill him.
Let's kill him.
Come on!
What are you doing?!
What?!
What?! You're doing it again?!
It's still fashionable.
Today we're going to win!
Who is it today?
Fukuyama.
Fukuyama Masaharu.
That's right.
You know you lost to Fumiya.
No, no, no.
Fumiya wasn't tough.
Fumiya was pretty tough.
But this time...
It's Koyama!
It's Shun's opponent.
It's Shun!
That's why we're fighting!
Oh, I see. Shun against Shun.
That's right!
What do you mean? Where are you from?
I'm from here.
I feel bad for you.
Not again!
It's not like that!
Last time you said Hong Kong, right?
The interviewer.
Yes, yes.
I don't know who it is!
One more thing.
You can't say that!
It's not Shun or anything!
This is bad!
If it's Shun, it's Hong Kong!
But Hong Kong will be gone soon, right?
That's right!
We'll go back, right?
Then you can say I'm from Takahiro.
I'm from Takahiro and you're from Fukuyama.
That's fine.
It's fine.
Let's do it again today.
Yes, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Where are we going today?
Oh! Last time it was Shinjuku!
That's no good!
No good!
Shinjuku was full of countrymen.
That's right!
If you say Tokyo and Shun, it's Shibuya!
You're a countryman!
What are you saying?
He said Shibuya!
If you say Tokyo and Shun, it's Shibuya!
You're going to Shibuya?
Shibuya!
Kogyaru!
Get in there!
What?
Get in there!
You'll apologize for that later!
Get out of here!
Shibuya, right?
Yes!
This is annoying!
Anyway, it's Shibuya.
Yes.
You said it, right?
Yes.
You can't do it here, right?
What? No way!
You can do it!
What are you saying?
You're young.
Young, young, young.
Yes.
Well, I'm going now.
Yes.
Well, please!
Do an interview for me!
Kurano Takahiro, Fukuyama Masaharu.
If you were to make a boyfriend, who would you choose?
Fukuyama Masaharu.
Which one?
Fukuyama Masaharu.
Wait a minute.
It's sudden.
No, no, no, you guys are also sudden.
It's embarrassing at first.
Oh, is it?
Of course it is.
Is it?
Of course it is.
It's only getting worse.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let's do it by hand.
Which one would you like as a boyfriend?
Fukuyama Masaharu.
Wait a minute.
Is this okay?
Kurano Takahiro and Fukuyama Masaharu.
Which one would you like as a boyfriend?
Fukuyama.
It's hot!
Hey, wait!
What do you mean it's hot?
It's hot!
What are you talking about? It's even hotter!
Which one would you like as a boyfriend?
Fukuyama Masaharu.
It's too hot!
Oh, I know! There's a girls' course over there!
This is too late!
Takahiro Kurano and Masaharu Fukuyama. Which one would you like as a boyfriend?
Fukuyama's.
It's hot!
Fukuyama-kun!
It's hot!
Fukuyama-san!
Fukuyama!
How is it?
Fukuyama-san!
I haven't thought about it! I haven't thought about it! I haven't thought about it!
Which one would you like as a boyfriend?
Fukuyama Masaharu-san.
Fukuyama-san!
Fukuyama Masaharu.
Fukuyama-san.
Fukuyama Masaharu.
Fukuyama-san.
Fukuyama Masaharu.
Are you tired?
I still have a long way to go!
You still have a long way to go, but you can't win at all!
I'd be happy if you could say that about yourself!
I can win!
Who said you could win?
Let's go a little older! Even if you're the second one!
Second one!
Nitani Hideaki or something like that!
No, no, no!
I want to do it with Hamada-san!
Oh, that's good!
Is it good?
It's pretty ugly!
That's good!
Oh, that's right! That's right!
Right?
Let's do it!
I'm a little nervous!
I think it's a little dangerous!
That's an interesting development!
Let's do it!
Everyone work hard and run!
Let's create the strongest people in the entertainment world!
Of the 475 people who gathered for Hamada's call, only 47 passed the first test.
It is now clear how many of them will be able to join the glory of H.
This week is the second test.
This week, the remaining people will compete in batting and defense.
It will be squeezed again from COVID-19.
It can't be helped. Thank you for today.
You don't have to shoot anymore!
No. 4 is born!
You're all too fast!
It's impossible.
One out, one in three.
That's enough!
That's good.
Is it?
Can I shoot it in?
Yes, you can.
You can shoot it in.
That's right.
That's enough!
It's a circle.
No. 4.
Yes!
It's a strike!
Yes!
Okay.
It's nice to have a spike in.
Right?
Okay.
Okay, Mr. Baki.
Yes.
The batting is over.
Yes.
Shall we go to rest?
It's the last gate.
Yes.
Okay.
Please wait a moment.
No, no, no, no, no!
Yes!
It's good, isn't it?
How is it?
Why are you so excited?
You're tired, right?
I'm excited.
It's good.
Catch it! Catch it!
Yes!
This is it!
I want this one!
This is it!
I can't catch it.
It's good, isn't it?
Hey!
Can't you catch at least one?
Well...
Right?
Until now...
Yes.
These 47 people...
Yes.
With one eye...
Yes.
Right?
I think the director will also announce it.
Well, there's nothing we can do about it.
Let's go!
First of all...
No. 37...
Kaoru Sunaga!
Good job!
Kaoru Sunaga, 28 years old.
Sharp swing.
With one shot, he changed his super power and passed.
No. 84...
Tetsuro Ikeya!
Tetsuro Ikeya, 22 years old.
His chance of batting being strong is what this man is good at.
No. 375, Masatoshi Shinkai!
Masatoshi Shinkai, 19 years old.
He's not flashy, but his solid defense has changed and he's passed.
No. 329, Kuniaki Segawa!
Kuniaki Segawa, 22 years old.
His batting range is 50 meters, 6 seconds and 300 yards.
He's got a total of 3 pitchers and three pitchers.
No. 185, Kanemitsu Masateru!
Kanemitsu Masateru, 23 years old.
He's a male college baseball player with a record of being the best in Japan.
No. 7, Maeda Yoshihiro!
Maeda Yoshihiro, 30 years old.
His batting range is powerful and he's the oldest to have passed.
No. 471, Seki Kotaro!
Seki Kotaro, 26 years old.
His batting is strong and he's got a huge forehand.
And last, No. 216, Shiroyama Takehito!
Shiroyama Takehito, No. 27, with a sweet mask and handsome defense, is H-GODS' candidate for Bushiwakamaru.
So, that's it for eight people?
The eight of you have passed, so congratulations!
Congratulations!
And also...
Along with the test students, there are four people who are not good at math, so I'll announce them.
Utsugi Hirokazu, 19 years old. As one of the mechanical engineers, he has passed.
Mizushima Hideki, 22 years old. As a professional dancer and mascot of a band, he has passed.
Osawa Hironobu, 22 years old. As a catcher, he has passed.
Ebisawa Yasuki, 20 years old. As bright as ever, he has passed.
So, that's it for the test students.
Thank you for doing your best for the rest of you, too!
Thank you.
So, you've passed!
These eight and four of you?
Welcome, GODS!
Yes.
One by one, your uniforms...
Your favorite uniforms!
My favorite, you say?
Let's go!
Yes!
Welcome!
In 1995, in a remote mountainous area, a creature that no human has encountered in the past was discovered.
Its gender, where it's from is foolish, and even its animal class is not clear.
But what we know is that this creature only had a stray ability in its lungs.
For this reason, it was named "Pieman".
Pieman!
Help me!
It's okay. It's okay.
Come on. A little more. A little more.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
Help me!
It's morning!
What should I do to wake up today?
Two o'clock!
Quick cooking show!
Five o'clock and fifty-five minutes!
Wake up! Cooking!
Good morning!
Five o'clock and fifty-six minutes!
It's morning!
So, let's call a cooking teacher today!
Yes!
Ms. Cassie Tsukamoto of Shimanto River Cooking School!
Please come in!
Good morning!
Please come in, teacher!
Teacher, it's a little windy today...
Yes, I'm sorry.
I think I have an electric shock.
It's amazing in the morning.
I'll do my best today.
Please do your best, teacher!
I'm sorry for coming so early in the morning.
But it can't be helped. I came because of this program.
Thank you. I'm happy.
I'm happy, too.
What is it, teacher? Why are you so happy?
What's wrong?
Well, I'm a little embarrassed to say it myself.
Why are you embarrassed?
Well, it's like I did it.
Congratulations?
Congratulations, teacher!
You're amazing!
I'm sorry.
You didn't know at all, did you?
I didn't know.
If you have someone like that, you should tell me.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
It's amazing. It's already moving.
Already?
It's already moving.
It looks like it.
It's still moving.
Oh, really? What does it look like?
It's like it's saying, "Whee!"
I think it'll stop if the battery runs out.
I've decided on a child's name, though.
That's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
But I don't know my dad's name.
But you should do it properly.
You should do it properly.
Okay, let's do it again today!
We have to do it for our children, too.
That's right.
Even if you're not alone anymore.
That's right.
We have to do it no matter what happens.
Yes, let's do it!
Yes!
What kind of food, teacher?
Today, it's amazing!
It's a fruity one.
A fruity one?
It's called "Fruit's Rebellion."
It's a rebellion?
It's called "Fruit's Rebellion."
It's a rebellion?
Yes!
It's because you're here, right?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Okay, teacher!
First, the ingredients!
Yes!
I'll introduce the ingredients!
Yes, please!
Entry number one!
Watermelon!
Watermelon Japan!
It's a watermelon, right?
Yes!
Okay, I'm starting!
Okay?
Watermelon!
Watermelon is good!
Sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night and you want to eat watermelons.
Sometimes you jump out of bed and the watermelons are already ripe.
Sometimes you shake off the sun and you cut off the watermelons.
I'll cut you!
Are you okay?
Do you know what a watermelon is?
Of course I know! I used to eat them when I was little.
Then tell me about your friends who sell watermelons.
What is it?
My friends who sell watermelons?
Tell me about your friends.
Melon!
That's right! Melon too!
And?
And...
Cucumber!
Cucumber too!
Cucumber?
Cucumber too!
Cucumber too?
That's right!
Then let's all go out!
Let's cook!
Because we made watermelons today.
That's right!
Then I'll cut you!
Please cut me!
Okay!
Wow!
That's amazing!
You cut me!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Tiger Amos! Tiger Amos!
Horbotoha! Horbotoha!
Now, let's cut this more!
And cut it in half!
Let's cut it in half!
And let's cut this in half too!
Yes!
Is that okay?
Yes!
Now, is there miso in there?
Miso?
Is there miso in there?
I've heard of salt in watermelons, but...
Miso...
I haven't heard of it.
Is it in there?
Yes! Is it in there?
Ah!
Ah! It's here!
It's here!
That's right!
Miso!
Yes!
Let's cut miso!
Miso!
Yes!
Miso is cut!
Ah! The bag!
Yes!
I understand!
I'll cut it!
It's amazing!
I've never seen it before!
Yes!
Ah! Miso!
Teacher, miso in half!
I'll cut it in half!
Yes!
And I'll put this all over here!
All over?
Yes!
All over!
Do you put miso in watermelons?
That's right!
Ah!
This is amazing!
This is...
In Niigata, this is a staple food!
Miso in watermelons?!
That's right!
It's my first time!
That's right!
Now, it's done!
Is this okay?
Now...
With just this, today...
Yes!
It's done!
The food is done!
Yes!
Now, please eat!
Miso in watermelons!
It's delicious!
This is a taste of excitement!
Then...
It's not miso in watermelons!
It's fruities' half-eaten food!
Yes!
It's fruities' half-eaten food!
Then...
Yes!
Teacher, I'll eat it!
Yes!
Yes! This has a strong miso taste!
It's strong and strong!
And then...
The sweetness of watermelon comes after that!
This is amazing!
Ryogo-chan, try it!
Ryogo-chan, you should eat it too!
Here you go!
Yes!
I'll bite it!
You should bite it!
Big and... Yes!
Yes!
How is it?
Try it!
Yes!
Swallow it!
How is it?
Yes!
It's sweet!
Yes! You're so cute!
Who is it?!
Bang!
Don't...
Come back again!
Where are you going?
It's morning!
Teacher and...
Mezaka-shi's food!
Good morning!
Good meal!
I'm sorry...
My nose is a little...
This is good!
What are you doing?!
This is scary...
No, this is a little scary, really!
This much?
Isn't it fine, you crocodile?
Hey!
What?
Isn't it fine to put in a mountain of this kind of crocodile?
You know about this kind of crocodile?
You're dangerous!
Even for a crocodile like this, you're using this much?
Excuse me!
Wow, but the crocodile stinks!
The crocodile stinks!
It really stinks!
It was really smelly!
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