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And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present the biggest event of the century never seen before.
The most knocking struggle of all time.
Man against man.
Winning the match by kissing.
It's called "Seppun Dojo"!
Yes, yes, yes.
We should commemorate the first episode of "Seppun Dojo".
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, thank you for coming all the way here.
I think so, but I will briefly explain the purpose of this.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is the first episode.
Yes, yes, yes.
Celebrities have gathered here to show off their kisses.
That's nice.
I will kiss you.
All over the world.
This man and that woman.
Who are you?
Who are you kissing?
Yes, yes, yes.
All over the world.
Now, let me introduce the participants of the first match.
The first match is...
Tetsuro Degawa vs Goji Higashino!
First of all, I'd like you to make a decision.
Any kind of attack is fine.
- You understand, don't you? - Yes, I do.
Because you're a comedian!
Don't look him in the eye and hit him!
- We're going for a moody kiss. - Yes, that's fine.
Well, what do you think? Is there anything you're lacking in a kiss?
- You're Hamada, aren't you? - Yes, I'm Hamada.
- This question is nonsense, I guess. - Oh, is it nonsense?
- There's no point in a kiss. - Oh...
At that moment, what we agreed upon will be agreed upon.
What did you agree upon?
I agreed upon this.
- Well, that's fine, right? Let's do our best! - Yes.
- Well, then... - Get up!
What did you agree upon?!
Ready... Set... Go!
Thank you.
Thank you very much!
Arthur!
Yes!
Now, everyone, please vote!
Now, let's go! The second round is...
Croner! Arthur!
Cranot! Tamahiro!
You don't know?!
It's okay for Clodagh Arthur to be in this world!
Well, but he's determined to do it.
I've been thinking about it for three days for this appearance.
That's right. You can think about it for four days.
My actor life will end here.
And my opponent is Hong Kong.
I've been thinking about it, too.
Be careful!
He's saying "no, no", but you're the one who's being hated the most, aren't you?
Okay, you two, face each other.
Arthur, forward!
Arthur, forward more!
I can't move forward.
Arthur, you can do it!
Arthur, if you think it's impossible or dangerous, raise your hands.
In that case, Clodagh will win by default.
Arthur, you can do it!
Well, Hong Kong's atmosphere is quite stimulating.
I think it's quite painful.
Okay!
Okay, face each other!
Here we go!
Let's do it!
Sounds good!
Let's do it!
Second round!
Close the bath!
I'll be with you
I won't let you go
His attack is not a human technique, is it?
It's not human
Now, next question
Oh, come on
Judges, please
Hey!
OK, let's go
The third round is
Shido, from the eastern Kouji team, who won in the first round
Shido, Osuman Sankon!
- Now, Sango. - Yes?
- Do your best. - Stop it!
- Now, Yasuno-san. - Yes?
Before you do it here, you can do something dangerous.
Now, what will you do?
Sango, don't move!
- Now, what will you do? - I'll do it!
Of course you will!
- Now, what will you do? - I'll do it!
The third round, Higashiro versus Sango!
Ready...
Start!
Are you okay? Can you touch it?
I can't reach it! I can't reach it!
I thought you'd swallow it!
I'm talking to you!
I won't swallow it!
I'm sorry, Higashiro!
Sango, you can't reach it, so you can't touch it.
Right, right, I can only go in through my nose!
Right, right, right!
Sango, you have to look at Sango!
Sango, I won't eat it! I won't eat it!
No eat! No eat!
No eat, please!
Let's go back! Third round!
I'm so scared... I'm so scared!
Start!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Hey, Sango, what's wrong with you?
Stop it!
What?
Stop it!
What?
Stop it!
Third round!
I'm so scared!
But...
What was that provocation just now?
No...
The best thing about me is...
Hama-chan.
I hate you!
This is...
How do you say it?
This has nothing to do with the match.
No, no, no!
Third round!
No, no, no!
First round!
Stop it!
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In the fourth round, Takahiro Kurano has won.
And Takahiro Kurano will battle with Hidero Shido!
Good morning!
What is the key point of Hidero's kissing?
I think I kiss with men more than anyone else.
I see.
Especially when we were in school.
I see!
Because of kissing!
I see!
Yes!
That's great!
It's a good experience!
I see!
Because you kiss with all kinds of people!
Yes!
I see!
I was turned around in my school trip!
That's a good word!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Like a song...
Thank you very much.
Judge...
I have no choice.
Yes.
Challenge...
Ready...
Start!
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
I've thought of you and I've been missing you
Never heard from you
There's someone you need in the world
I'm sorry baby
Hey! Don't cry!
Don't cry!
I'm scared!
And look at your back! It's full of scars!
Look at your nails!
It's normal.
I can't win!
Zero-san has won 40 million yen!
It's strange. I don't know what I'm feeling, but I'm crying.
What does it feel like?
Tears are...
Are you crying?
I can't stop crying.
It's not sad.
Why are you crying?
I can't help it.
But I lost because of my own sense.
If you don't mind...
I'd like to see you, Matsumoto-san, who is a commercial model of this soap dojo.
No, no, no, no, no!
Wait, wait a minute!
Hidero! Hidero!
This is...
We have to do it a second time!
Yes, yes, yes!
I won't do it for you!
But, you know...
Hidero, give me a break!
Why?!
The winner, the winner gets to make up for it!
That's why...
Let's do it!
Can you hear me?
I'm not afraid of anything
How is it?
Delicious!
BITTO!
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Well...
I don't have much time, but...
I have to go to a party.
It's an important party.
I can't go there with my messy hair like this.
After all, if I go to a proper party like this,
will they laugh at me?
After all, I'm cute no matter who I am.
Well...
I don't have much time, so...
Can you cut my hair a little?
Just the back?
I'm sorry.
Thank goodness.
I'm saved.
It's hard to find a hair salon around here.
What should I do?
What are you doing?
You shouldn't do that.
If you cut my hair directly like that,
my hair will fall apart.
If it falls apart,
I'll have a lot of hair here,
and I'll have a lot of hair here.
I don't like that.
You should do something normal.
Do it properly.
Why are you staring at me like that?
I want you to do it quickly.
I don't have much time.
Yes, yes, yes.
Like this.
Do it properly.
Hold it like this.
Why? Why? Why?
Why do you want me to cut your hair?
What are you doing?
Why can't I join
the ramen war in Canada in a place like this?
Are you stupid?
What are you doing?
Why don't you go for a walk, you idiot?
Why do you leave it like that?
Are you crazy?
It's not like that!
Do it properly!
There is something like this!
This kind of silly article!
There is something like this, isn't it?
You've made it up several times in a certain space language, haven't you?
You've done it on purpose, haven't you?
You've made it up, you've made it up.
You're far away, but you've gone all the way over there.
You've made it up, haven't you?
Don't go so far.
Do it properly.
Yes, yes, this is it.
This is it.
That's it.
I want to wash my head.
Let me go.
Do it properly.
What are you doing?
You've made it up, you've made it up.
You've made it up.
I'm worried about you.
If you're late, you'll go home and it'll be rude.
I don't know if you'll apologize or not, but you're a foreigner, so you're shy.
And you're holding this.
Oh, I'm glad you didn't take it again.
I'm sorry.
I think there are a lot of big guys up there.
So it's not flowing over here at all.
You can go up and take it, but you don't like it, do you?
You don't want to fight with it, do you?
It's disgusting, isn't it?
I remember it's disgusting, but you're the most disgusting!
Why do you do this?
Get out of here!
Why do you let it flow like that?
It'll be dry even in California!
What are you doing?
You can't shoot a stealth fighter with a radar!
What are you saying?
That's enough!
Look at this mustache.
It's a bad product.
You can't party like this.
Do something about it.
You know what I mean, right?
You have to shave it a few times a day.
Like this.
And like this.
Macon's Japanese Red Reformation Theory!
Macon's Lockheed Incident!
My daughter's hair!
It's embarrassing!
Why do I have to do this impersonation from ten or twenty years ago?!
I'm the worst at impersonations!
I should have gone to Ohira-sori a little earlier!
Idiot!
That's not right!
I have to shave my beard, why do I have to do it again?!
That's enough! That's enough!
There's no more time, I have to go to the party!
Use the barricade and line up behind me!
Use the barricade!
Use the barricade, you bastard!
And line up behind me!
Come on in, we don't have much time!
What's taking you so long?!
I'm hungry!
Come on, popcorn!
Dad's cockroach!
Mom's cockroach!
It hurts!
Cockroach? Cockroach? Shut up!
That's enough! What did you bring me in the end?!
I don't feel good!
Bring me something I can drop!
THE TEAM FIGHT!
IF YOUR ROLL IS TOO WEAK, THEN BACK TO THE START POINT. IF YOUR ROLL IS TOO STRONG, THEN HOMEBOY ENTERED THE WATER PIT!
LIVE OR DIE!
TONIGHT THE PEOPLE WILL SEE A COOL PRESENT! LET'S GET IT ON, LET'S PULL IT OFF!
- Let's do it! - Yes! - Leave it to me! - Can we? - The players are winning! - Yes! - Last time! - Last time you won! - Today, leader, I'm counting on you! - I'm counting on you!
- Last time... - Why are you guys so slow? - Sorry! - What are you thinking about? - Sorry! - Sorry! - Let's go!
- Go, go! - This is... - Go, go! - Let's go! - Go!
- Go! - Go! - Go! - Go!
Ryoko, you have to go higher because you don't have any weight.
- No, I don't want to! - No, you don't want to! Is it a warning?
- No, I don't want to! - No, I don't want to!
Ryoko, you should try it.
- Go! - Go!
Dammit!
- Here we go! For real! - OK!
- Three...
- Two... - Five hundred and three hundred...
- One...
- Go!
Yoko! Yoko!
That's... that's my role!
Yoko is doing it for me!
Hey!
The water is wet and it's heavy, so I don't know what will happen.
No, if it's heavy, it won't hit you.
- I don't know if the ball will break. - It will break, it will break.
Let's go!
Ready...
Stop!
Stop it!
I'm drowning!
Anyway...
It's 350 now.
What's 350? I don't know.
What's 350?
It's the height.
What should we do?
What?
It's middle of the night.
Let's go, Itao!
Yes!
See you!
Later!
I'll call you!
Let's go!
Damn you! It's hard for you to go back, isn't it?
It's like youth, isn't it?
That's enough!
What does youth mean?
That's enough! Just leave me alone!
Yes, I'll leave you alone!
One of these days, I'll make fun of you so much you won't leave me alone.
No, he said something.
Hang in there, Uraringo!
Don't worry about me!
Let's go!
Everyone!
Let's go!
Let's make him a man!
Is it okay for Romeo to cheat?
Here it is!
I'll forget about it.
Since when did cheating become a thing?
Forget about it!
You two do it.
Ready?
Yes!
Go!
So, are you, the leader of the land, going to ride normally?
What did you say?!
Hey, you...
Are you going to bring us fox-udon or something like that?
How dare you!
What?
Are you going to bring us fox-udon?
No!
You two...
I refuse!
You don't have anything?
Of course we don't!
What do you mean you don't have anything?!
You don't have anything as individuals!
I do, I do.
I do have fox-udon in my heart.
What do you mean you have fox-udon in your heart?!
Which one of you is weak?!
Leave it to me! Leave it to me!
Next!
What?
Fox-udon!
Tempura! Tempura!
Since you don't like fox-udon, I'll make you tempura!
It's okay! It's okay!
It won't spill due to centrifugal force!
Go! Go!
You'll get hungry in the middle of eating it!
You'll get really hungry!
I'll get really hungry!
R-really?!
Of course!
You'll get really hungry in the middle of eating it!
You're... you're so kind!
I've prepared it!
I'm going to count!
Three! Two! One! Go!
Why do you have udon?!
What? You want me to hold something and ride it?
Give me coffee!
Coffee!
Matsu-chan loves coffee.
Really?
Let's hold coffee.
Does it make sense?
To release tension.
Sometimes I drink coffee...
...and release tension.
Are you ready?
No way!
Go ahead.
Three! Two! One! Go!
Are you all right?
Oh, it's annoying!
It's all right, it's all right.
Oh, you're still blinking all the time.
Here we go!
I'm counting on you! Get on it!
Yes!
Do your best!
Yes!
Here we go!
Three! Two! One! Go!
What are you talking about? Don't you know what you're saying?
Here we go!
Three! Two! One! Go!
What's going on?
Sanmo!
What's going on?
It's not coming off at all!
Sanmo! Sanmo! Sanmo!
It's not coming off!
Sanmo! Where's the top?
What are you doing?
Sanmo! Sanmo! Sanmo!
What's going on?
Hey! What are you doing?
Sanmo, we can't settle this now.
What?
We'll give you a draw.
However, we'll give you the Kanto award to someone else.
I rode it, though.
He rode it.
I rode it.
It felt like an old story.
The first one to ride it is Imada-kun Kanto!
Thank you!
I don't like it.
You're thinking of nasty things again, aren't you?!
Say it already!
Well, that's how it is!
The winner is...
Ogumi...
Saito...
and...
Team Saito!
That's right.
By the way...
I broke up with my boss.
Oh, really? That's great!
Yes!
Hey, Konohara!
Hey, both of you...
Yes?
Do you like low-frequency treatment machines?
Can you buy one for me?
Low-frequency treatment machine...
I often buy one for you.
That one is pretty big.
Don't take it!
You put it on like this...
I brought it this time, so...
Oh, you brought it!
Take it!
Saito!
Akaren!
Akarenjai!
Germo Akarenjai!
Akarenjai's nose hair!
Akarenjai is injured.
Where are you?
Akarenjai is injured.
Run away!
Hey!
Where are you going?
Line up!
Where are you?
This way.
No, rather this way.
Where are you?
Go away!
You are not!
You are not at all!
You are...
You only!
No, rather this way.
I told you to line up.
That's not how you line up!
Today's concept is...
to think about various Akarenjais.
Is he the only one who is fine?
Yes.
You are much better than last time.
It's a little hot in here.
But it's true...
Akarenjai is injured.
You are not an Akarenjai!
Akarenjai is injured.
That's why...
Akarenjai is here!
You are not!
Why are you fighting like this? How are you supposed to fight?
Dog...do...
Why?
You think you're the best, don't you?
No, but...
I think I'm the worst at fan letters and such.
You've got a lot of dirty tricks up your sleeve.
Dirty?
You're dirty!
How many times do I have to tell you?
It's true that he's been showing off a lot lately.
I think it's too much.
I know, right?
I think about it all the time.
My payment is going down every minute.
It's painful.
The more you do it, the more it goes down.
Hey, think about it!
"Unify" doesn't mean anything like that!
Right?
Yes.
Can I say something?
We think...
but we don't think that only Gorangers are heroes.
We want to make our own heroes.
We want to produce our own heroes.
We're becoming individuals.
We want to walk on our own two feet.
We want to try it.
Please, Doburo.
Please!
But you're not one of them.
You're... you're Ken, aren't you?
Don't touch me.
Gorangers, come out!
Think about it!
"Unify" doesn't mean anything like that!
Hey, talk! What are you looking at?
Come on, do it!
I'll do it.
You can't even move.
You're the one who can't move, so you go first.
You don't know anything at all.
Do it!
Unify
In 1995, in a remote mountainous area,
a creature that has never been encountered by human beings was discovered.
Its gender, origin, location, and classification are not known.
However, what we know is that this creature only had a special ability for throwing ashes.
For this reason, it was named "Pyman".
Pyman! Pyman!
Pyman! Hey, Pyman!
This one's a little big!
This one...
Can you eat it?
This one...
No!
Pyman! Pyman!
Yodeling
Yodeling, eh?
Ah, we're finally here.
Ah, but it feels good!
It feels good, doesn't it, Piknikku?
It feels good!
Shall we call Yamabiko?
Yes!
I want to make love with Yuko-chan!
No, Kouji-san!
Sorry, sorry! It really feels good, doesn't it?
Yes, it feels good!
Look, it's a telescope.
It's true!
Let's take a peek.
Eh, what can you see?
Ah!
Eh, what is it?
It's Odawara Castle!
No way!
Show me!
It's amazing!
Really?
Where?
Are you okay, Yoko-chan?
Are you drunk?
Are you drunk, Yoko-chan?
Hangyo-jin!
You...
Come over here!
This place is pretty good!
Are you okay?
Hangyo-jin!
Hey, what are you doing?
We're having a picnic in the movie theater, just the two of us.
A picnic?!
Yeah.
P-I-C-N-I-C.
Is that all you know in English?
What's with you?
Leave me alone!
Don't touch me!
Don't show me your teeth!
What do you mean, "show me your teeth"?
Listen...
Listen to her scream!
Her scream?
Her scream!
Close your eyes and listen!
Okay. I'll close my eyes and listen.
Okay.
If that was Yamada-san's house, I wouldn't have sent you that letter!
What are you talking about?!
You love letters, don't you?
It's him!
Who's "him"?
It's him, that lawyer!
Toyokawa Etsuji?
Yeah, Toyokawa Etsuji!
Hangyo-jin...
Don't say things like that.
You're annoying me!
What's with you?
You're annoying me!
I don't know what you're up to.
But if you show me your passion, if you show me your passion,
if you show me your passion, I won't forgive you.
You finally said it, didn't you?
I said it!
Pretend you didn't say it!
If you show me your passionate kiss, your ugly self will disappear.
Stop it!
Hey, Anyoji!
She's a good girl.
I'm sorry, Coach.
Don't worry about it.
Watch me!
Stop it!
What are you doing?!
I just wanted to see you do it.
Are you lying?
I don't think I can do it.
Damn you!
What did you say?
Shut up!
Is it true?
To tell you the truth,
the woman's love for the man is so strong
that her love for him is 100 times stronger than her love for him.
If you show me your love for me,
you'll make me fall in love with you.
You're so stubborn!
Did you hear that, Iko?
No, I didn't understand.
So you like me,
but you love me 100 times more than me, right?
If you show me your love for me,
you'll make me fall in love with you.
I see, coach.
Watch me!
Stop it!
You...
Iko!
What did you do?!
That's enough! Let's go, Yoko!
Yoko, are you okay?
You're kidding me! You're kidding me!
It's true! Your teeth...
You're kidding me!
...look so red!
Of course they do!
You're kidding me!
- What's wrong? - I was scared!
Your teeth must have broken!
I'm really sorry, but I have power!
Are you really mad at me, Shion?
- Are you really mad at me? - No, I'm not!
I'm sorry! I was really playing tennis!
It's none of your business!
- I'm really sorry about that! - It was delicious!
- It was really delicious! - It was delicious!
It was delicious!
- It might not be delicious... - It can't be helped!
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