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"Monogotsu-e-Kanji" Two-Hour Special!
Let's start with tonight's highlights!
First up is the 10th showdown with 10 guests!
Carrie Higashino, who plays Don Masubo, will challenge the five idols for their first water death match!
Of course, we'll show you lots of new skits and fun popular series "gorenjai"!
What happened to Macchan and Hama-chan, who are weak in the sea, who will have fun at Tokyo Bay in spring?
And of course, we'll have a roller hockey showdown between various members!
"Monogotsu-e-Kanji" Two-Hour Special! Let's start!
Hey.
Huh?
It's not there.
Huh? What is it?
One week late.
Huh?!
Don't tell me it's that shithead!
What do you think you're doing?
What should I do?
You're not married yet, but you still look like one!
But...
Yes?
Hello! Good evening!
Oh, it's you again, Leo!
Who are you calling now?
I have something important to tell you, too.
Leo-chan, next time...
I'm calling you!
Leo-chan, next time, get on a boat and run away!
Are you okay with seasickness?
I'm calling you!
I know you are!
Next time, get on a boat and run away!
I'm pretty seasick, you know!
Leo-chan!
Wait up!
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
He's going to die.
Get out of here!
I'll pay you back. Get out of here!
Get out of here!
All of you!
Get out of here!
Hurry up!
Run!
Get out of here!
Come on!
It's your fault.
Come on!
What's wrong?
He...
Brother?
Brother!
Were you a student?
No, I wasn't.
Mr. Skull...
I don't know what you're talking about.
I can't find the answer.
I can't do anything.
I'm stuck.
So...
Goodbye...
Purple Warrior.
Come on!
All five of you!
Orange Warrior!
What's wrong with you?
You can't be Orange Warrior.
Sit down.
Um...
Before 1 o'clock...
Um...
His brother...
Momo Orange...
Wasn't anyone there?
Couldn't you stop him?
You really killed him, didn't you?
Yes.
It's them!
No, no, you kidnapped them!
Stop it!
No, it's them!
No!
Tokuro-san, you always said about my brother, "You are good, you are good."
I-I-I did say that, didn't I?
Yes, you thought it was funny, didn't you? It's them!
They bullied me all night!
Don't say it!
Stop it!
You and your brothers are bad friends.
Don't worry about it.
You must have been surprised.
My brother is dead now, so I can't do anything about it.
Well, we understand that.
Well, anyway, we've been crying for a long time.
Today, we came here for him.
We found one survivor.
Anyway, I don't think it's a stupid thing for four of us to go to Goranger together.
It's okay for four of us, isn't it?
No, we are united and united.
Anyway, please fight.
What?
No, it's not possible.
I don't need such people.
You don't have to worry about it.
No, I don't.
I don't know anything.
You should do your best, too.
You're glaring at me.
No, I'm not.
I think you'll understand if we talk about it.
I'm really sorry.
Well, well.
Today, as a token of gratitude...
Well, well.
I'll start over.
Yes.
Please look forward to the next one.
Yes.
Be careful!
Yes.
Okay?
Hey, Kisuke.
Yes.
Don't be sad.
Your brother is dead.
Well, well.
It can't be helped.
Kisuke.
Yes.
See you.
Yes.
See you.
Yes.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
What are you looking at?
Tonight's showdown is the tenth showdown, in which 10 celebrities will compete against each other.
Moreover, the one with more points will become the leader of Downtown.
It's a showdown special!
Well, let's settle this today!
Downtown!
Yeah!
But this corner is already...
It's the first time!
So today, it's fine if no one acts!
Yes, understood.
As Downtown, let's make it clear who is the leader!
Yes.
Why are you asking for a kiss?!
Wait, wait, wait...
I haven't said a word yet!
I've been asking for a kiss for a long time!
You're a terrible person!
Now! Speak up!
Speak up!
You're right!
Now!
When you're acting, you speak like that!
That's right!
Right?!
Now, until now, there have been 10 games like this!
Yes!
But today, only you two will play!
Praise me!
Just move!
Yes, understood! I'll do my best!
Is that okay?!
Yes, yes!
There are 10 games like this!
But in the end, the one who wins the most wins as the leader!
Okay!
This is for real!
What do you mean?
I'm the real leader!
You're the real leader!
If you're the leader, then I'll win too!
You're kidding me!
Hey!
I'm serious!
This isn't a big game!
If you're the real leader, it's like this!
Leader...
How many?
About 6 or 4?
Is this too?!
Of course!
What are you talking about?!
Okay!
Then let's go right away!
The 10th game with the guests!
Wow!
It's the first time we've danced together!
You were so cool!
It was like this.
Now, Hana-san, spin the roulette!
Let's decide which game it is!
Roulette, start!
Cheek Me Shaker!
Cheek Me Shaker will be hosted by...
...this guy!
Wait...
There's no cheering in this corner!
And the game is Cheek Me Shaker!
What is it?
It's a new song from April.
No, no!
It's sad!
It's good!
Basterino!
Basterino?!
It's in your pocket!
Um... "Even If My Life Burns"?
No!
The crown?
The crown!
I'll shout it over and over.
Over and over!
I'll announce it!
No, I mean...
If we win, we'll do it, right?
Yes!
We'll suck it up, right?
Yes, we'll suck up your father.
We'll suck up your father!
The first game is...
Hamada vs. Ohiri...
...Cheek Me Shaker!
Yes!
Here are the rules!
Out of ten kinds...
...choose three you like...
...and put them in the shaker and shake them.
Then you'll suck up each other...
...and see how many you can hit out of the three.
I see.
Good?
Dig in three kinds!
Start!
Today's game is...
We've prepared this game for you...
If you only put two kinds in...
...it won't taste as good...
...so don't put anything outside.
It's against the rules!
(applause)
Yes, it's done! Hohoho!
I'm sorry, but please put on your bra.
Please take it.
This is...
No, it's not your head!
What are you doing?
Now...
Ah! This is a good one!
Haha! It's poisonous!
What is this?!
Well, first, Mr. Ooyama will blow Mr. Hamada's whistle!
Well then, get ready for the whistle!
Here, blow it.
(blows whistle)
Hahaha!
Ah! Ah! The whistle is breaking!
(applause)
Ah!
Ah! Right! ... Ah! Yes!
(Laughter)
OK! Okay!
Go go!
(Whistle)
Wow! Good job!
Well done!
Now, next, with Sahama-san
Who is next in his shift to finish up the show!
Not a bad start!
( Studies )
Oh my...
This is unfair!
Wait a minute! I can't hear you clearly!
You...
You don't know how to taste it!
You said it in a different way!
Taste it!
I can't taste it if I don't suck it!
Even if I lick it with my tongue...
I can't do anything!
Even if you don't lick it with your tongue...
It's sexier than this!
Is it bad?
Was the poisonous one from the royal family?
This is really bad!
First of all...
Let's start with the royal family...
Please guess what Hamada put in!
How many out of the three did you get right?
First one!
Pepper!
Okay! You got it right!
You got it right!
Second one!
Lemon!
Correct!
The third one is...
Tabasco!
Incorrect!
You said "tabasco", didn't you?
But you won!
Yes!
Mr. Hamada, what is the first one?
Garlic!
Incorrect!
No way!
So you said "zetta adena" after that.
"Zetta adena" is also wrong.
So, Mr. Hamada!
What is the second one?
Miso soup!
Incorrect!
If you get it, you get the same score!
Now...
What is it?
Nothing, nothing.
Lemon juice!
Incorrect!
The winner of this game is...
Miso soup!
Now, let's see it.
Please promote it.
We won, so we won't do it again.
April 21st.
April 2nd.
Damn it!
The winner of this game is...
Miso soup!
Now, it's your first game!
Yes!
Now, let's see it!
Please promote it!
It's over! It's over!
I'm sorry.
Now!
I'm sorry.
First of all, the battle will be fought with this double!
I see!
The one in the middle.
Since it's special, double, right?
It's definitely dangerous!
Huh?
It's dangerous!
It's okay! It's okay!
You say "it's okay", but you think it's dangerous, so it's black and yellow!
It's black and yellow!
This is the pattern!
It's too hard!
When it's dangerous, usually it's like this!
No, no, no, no, this, this is it.
Oh, it's in your image!
It's in my image!
I knew you'd say that!
Sorry, but there's only one person who can take this melon.
- I see. - If you can take it, you win!
- Okay! - Do you have your wallet with you?
- My name's on it! - Okay, let's go!
Ready, steady, go!
Go! Go! Go!
What is this?
It's dangerous!
I have won the game!
Next is Hamada!
Let's spin the roulette!
Press any stop button you like!
8!
9!
8!
- Is it from here? - Yes, it's from here.
- Yes. - Are you ready?
- Yes, we're ready. - Then, let's go!
On your marks, get set...
You were really fast, up to about third.
How was it?
You just had to go for it.
I went for it too much.
What are you saying?!
No way! No way!
You won!
Roulette, start!
Five!
Six games, seven left!
Time's up!
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Shoot!
Rock!
Time's up!
You lost, you're out!
It's real wind!
It's real!
Now, it's spinning head!
If it's simple, I'll lose, right?
If it's normal, I'll win.
But it's spinning head.
Yes.
Is it okay for you to spin?
I'm good at spinning.
You're good at spinning, but you can't spin.
Now, is it okay for you?
Look at me! Look at me!
Do your best!
Here we go!
Where are you?!
As far as I can see,
the match hasn't been decided before the trick!
Let's watch it one more time with slow playback!
Start!
Three points!
When you stopped...
I stayed here!
I'm still strong!
I mean...
I told you!
I mean...
If it was only this match...
That's right!
My legs are stuck!
Let's watch it one more time!
One more time?!
Let's watch it!
Ready...
Start!
One more time?!
And now...
You haven't come out yet, have you?!
You haven't!
Your feet...
Your feet come first!
What are you doing?!
Since you've come a long way,
this match is Boo's victory!
Now, let's go! Switch on!
Yes!
Now, there are only six rounds left!
The score is now two to three!
Winner!
Hee hee hee!
Oh!
Now, the swan will say "Here it is, here it is!"
I drank it too!
You drank it too!
I'm happy!
Are you happy?
Yes!
Well, please stand by here, but...
Yes, yes!
There's a bell on the swan's neck, right?
Yes, yes!
This goes off every time you shake your waist.
Yes, yes.
Shake it a hundred times!
Yes, yes!
Hurry up!
Is it okay to shake my waist?
Is it okay?
Jiro-san, is your waist okay?
If you turn it, won't it move?
I can't turn it anymore.
When will you do it again?
I can't do it anymore.
In the back, there are professionals who usually count the number of traffic.
These people will count it for you.
Is it okay for me to count it?
Yes! Wait a minute!
It's not a test exercise!
Leave it alone!
It's like this.
If it wasn't for that, I couldn't do it.
Imagine! Imagine!
Get ready!
It's starting!
Are you ready?
Normally, it's about 70kg, right?
I think you can lift 70kg.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go, Matsuo-san! Get ready!
Oh! This is quite...
6kg!
But if you lift 80kg or 90kg, you'll be able to lift it.
Yes.
Are you listening to me?!
Are you older than me?
I'm older than you.
Are you ready?!
It's better for you to wear underwear.
Of course!
You're annoying me!
Of course you're annoying me!
Where did you go?!
Ready, set, go!
Mr. Matsumoto wins!
Mr. Matsumoto has caught up to Mr. Hamama.
Let's widen the gap again!
I'm betting!
There are only four left!
I'm betting!
This time, we will use water guns in front of us.
The one who cuts the back of the opponent's paper tape and drops it into the basket first wins!
There are several types of guns.
There are also powerful guns.
Depending on the type?
Yes!
Ready!
Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?
Are you listening to the rules?
What am I saying? I told you to cut the paper tape!
You're putting on makeup!
Don't aim at my face!
Yes!
I'll cut the tape behind you quickly!
Now, let's go!
Ready!
[ battlefield sound ]
Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?
Are you listening to the rules?
I said don't aim at my face!
I'll cut the tape behind you quickly!
[ battlefield sound ]
I'll cut the tape behind you quickly!
[ battlefield sound ]
Close the door.
All right!
Now, there are only three left!
Now, stop!
Number 306 is here!
Will you do it?
Triangle Wooden Board
Now, this rule is very simple.
If you can climb up this Triangle Wooden Board and get the opponent out of the board quickly, you win!
Got it?
It's so sharp and painful, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
Just like that!
Get on! Get on!
Don't talk nonsense!
Oh, it's so painful.
Is it okay over there? At the end?
Yes, it's better in the front.
In the middle? Oh, in the front, you can attack the opponent like this.
This is really painful.
Now, is it okay?
Yes.
Then, let's do it!
Triangle Wooden Board, get ready!
Climb up!
Get up!
In the front!
It hurts! It hurts!
In the front!
If you can get the opponent out of the board...
Let's get the opponent out of the board!
Hey!
You can't do it like that!
In the front!
Hey! Don't move!
Wait for me!
Lai Fusen and Wario are panicking!
Hurry up!
Which one is it?
Is it Fusen or Wario?
Fusen! Fusen! Fusen!
Wario is panicking!
Wait for me!
If you put in 100 yen, we'll start.
Is that okay?
You don't know what's going to come out, do you?
Wario!
What's going to come out?
Are you sure, Takara-san?
This and this.
Even if this comes out, it doesn't matter!
Don't be fooled!
You don't know what's going to come out, do you?
It doesn't matter.
It's under here!
If it comes out, hit it!
Ready!
Here it comes!
It's easy.
Let's mix it up first.
Do your best!
It's easy!
Here it comes!
Wait for me!
Help me!
Time's up!
You can still win.
But even though it's 71,
you missed 6 times in total.
That's right.
And that's 65 points.
It's 65 points.
Hama-chan, you won.
Hama-chan, let's go!
Let's go!
I'm going to win!
Let's go!
I wonder if I can win this fifty-five yen.
It's kind of easy.
I'm angry!
Okay, get angry!
Mr. Takenaka!
Applause! Applause!
What a sincere man!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, the only game left to play against Last Macross is...
Big Balloon!
Applause! Applause!
This is the biggest game of the year, so I'll give you a few points!
That means if you win this, you can get three points!
You don't have it, do you?
No, it's really scary.
Now, here are the guests who will play this big balloon!
Applause! Applause!
Thank you, Mr. Takenaka!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you for your autograph!
Thank you very much!
It's like a laser beam!
No, it's not!
It's okay!
I'll tell you the rules!
This is a game of tug-of-war!
Both of you will play tug-of-war,
but only for the number of words you say, there will be two lamps and they will move!
In the end, the person with the lamp's balloon will burst!
The train will move forward!
Now, it's a battle against time, so let's do our best!
I'm good at this!
Now, first of all, let's get on the balloon and stand by!
Yes!
That's what I'm afraid of!
Oh, it's moving!
A little more forward!
Now, we're ready to go!
Yes!
Let's go!
I'm scared!
Then, I'll go first and start!
Ready!
- Which one? - This one!
- I'm not Dio de Janeiro! - Di-o-de-ja-ne-ro!
- Ah! Auris! - Yeah!
- Tororo! - Yeah!
- London! - London!
- Boots! - Let's go!
- Ro - Un - Bo - Tsuki! - Boots!
- Tsuki! - Let's go! Tensan!
- Tsuki! - Tsuki!
- Chi! - Oh, he's back! He's back!
- It's back to you, Mata! - Yes!
- Chi, chi! - Chi...
- Chimaki! - Chi...
- Ma... - Ki! - OK! Again!
- Kikansha! - Ki...
- Sha! - Shi...
- Ya! - It's back! It's back!
- Ya... Yakori! - Yakori! Yakori!
- Ya... Yakori! - Ya... Yakori!
Unfortunately, the leader of Funtown is...
Mikiho!
Thank you for waiting.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Oh, excuse me.
Welcome.
I just ate curry udon at that counter over there...
...and my jacket is soaking wet.
I have to go to a party. I don't have time.
If you have a jacket that can replace this one, I'd like you to show me.
Yes, yes.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
I understand.
You don't have time.
A jacket that's close to this one, okay?
Oh, I'm such an idiot.
What should I do?
I'm back.
How about this one?
Yes, yes. It's fine like this.
Hold it like this.
Put it in like this.
And do it like this.
Why did you make me do this?!
Why are you human?!
Why did you bring me a white jacket...
...and make me chase you like this?!
What are you thinking?!
Why did you leave me with this?!
And you said you'd give it to me!
How much are you going to sell it for?!
Five hundred yen.
If it's five hundred yen, I can sell it.
Why did you buy it with coins?!
If you sell it for five hundred yen...
...how much profit will you make?!
What are you thinking?!
I'm sorry.
You make me angry.
Okay?!
In exchange for this jacket!
It's completely different!
A white jacket and an Indian one!
Why an Indian jacket?!
What are you thinking?!
When will it sell?!
In exchange for this!
In exchange for the jacket!
Give it back!
We don't have time!
We have to go to a party!
What are you thinking?!
You lost last year, so you won't lose again this year!
You won last year, but you lost again this year!
You don't know what you lost last year!
I'm sick of you!
You don't make me happy!
What do you have for me?
Why do you fight against Mrs. Cho?
What do you have for me?
I want to see my parents' faces!
You don't have to show me!
What do you have for me?!
Why do you make me sad and make me cry?!
Why do you make me look at your parents' photos and make long-distance calls?!
What are you thinking?!
I want to see my parents' faces!
What are you going to do with those photos?!
I want to know about it!
I don't care! I don't care about your jacket!
Show me your tie! Tie!
Show me your tie!
Oh, where did you buy this tie?!
Why don't you show me your tie?!
I don't need your bath!
I want to beat you up!
I want to go back to Oklahoma!
What are you looking for?!
You stupid fool!
There's no foreigner like you who would give you such a hard time!
What are you thinking?!
Show me your tie!
Do you have it here?
You do!
You have a lot of ties, don't you?!
Which one should I wear?!
I like this one!
Tie me up!
Oh, help me! Popeye!
Who's Popeye?!
What am I?! An olive?!
What are you thinking?!
Go and call the manager!
I don't want to talk to you anymore!
Go and call him!
Thank you for waiting.
Please listen to me!
You're that man from before!
Why do you have such a thing?!
I don't know what you're selling!
Don't cover it up!
If you cover it up, what should I say?
What are you thinking about?
Are you stupid?
I don't want to buy anything from you anymore!
Thank you for letting me use your shop.
Thank you for coming.
Sir!
Can you give me 53,000 yen in cash?
Why do you have to pay me with a card?!
Thank you very much!
"Negahashika"... "Negahashika" is how you say it, isn't it?
"Negohashika"... "Negohashika"... "Negohashika" is how you say it, isn't it?
Designed by a wise class, provided by house products.
We've come to a certain port.
What are we going to do today?
Well, you see...
We're on a ship today.
Look behind you.
We're on that ship.
Our flags are hanging high.
That's right.
It produces a lot of water.
With water...
We're going to roll a big ball...
With water...
We're going to roll a big ball in water.
In water?
Actually, we wanted to work together...
But we only had one ball in the water.
So we decided to do it together.
It's like...
I love you.
That's nice.
We're doing it in one space.
That's right.
But it's all a lie.
It's a lie?
It's a lie.
What do you think?
Actually...
We're going home.
We're going home?
This port is so heavy...
It's shaking a lot...
I'm in a bad mood.
But it was better than before, wasn't it?
It was better than before.
That's right.
Then let's get on that ship.
Let's have fun and play games.
Are you going to get on?
Of course I'll get on!
Get on.
Anyway...
They invite Maki to get on the ship.
It's like an oasis.
That's right.
I don't like this subtle shaking anymore.
This shaking...
It's a little...
But compared to the shaking before...
It's completely...
I can't get on.
Do you want some tea or sweets?
Huh?
A rice cracker?
You know...
I'm the happiest when you leave me alone.
I'm really sorry.
They will soon arrive at the site.
The show will start soon.
However, as the plan says,
Matchan is like this.
Hey, are you okay?
Not good
On the other hand, Hama-chan is full of energy.
He can't wait to arrive at the site.
They finally arrive at the site.
Since only one big ball arrived this time,
we will introduce the contents of the project that changed suddenly.
These big balls are 5 meters in diameter.
The two of them will put their strength together,
roll them out of the boat and play with them.
Come on, let's play!
Captain, can you do it while dropping it to the right or up?
No, I can't do that.
I don't feel good.
What is this?
Straight, straight, straight, straight.
What are you doing?
Drop it lower.
Lower, lower, lower.
It's too high.
More to the left, more to the left.
Like that, a little more, a little more.
Oh, you got it, you got it! You finally got it!
Now to the right, to the right, to the right.
Right, right, right, right.
Oh, this is bad.
To the left, to the left.
It's a ball, it's a ball.
Goodbye.
Oh, you got it, you got it! You got it, you got it!
Can you see it or not?
You got it, you got it! You got it a lot!
You got it a lot, you got it a lot!
Oh, it's rolling, it's rolling!
Take this now, Terry!
Terry, you got it now, too!
Oh, you got it, you got it! You got it, you got it!
A little too much, a little too much!
Oh, you got it, you got it!
I'm such a fool, I'm going to throw up.
No, it's too right.
Damn it!
Yes! This is it!
This is it!
To the right, captain! To the right!
To the right! That's it!
OK! OK! OK!
What? I'm the only one having fun!
To the right, captain! To the right!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Get it! Get it! Get it!
A little more to the right! A little more to the right!
You're hitting it! You're hitting it! Yes, you're hitting it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
That was a hot battle!
You did it, Mr. Matsumoto!
Mr. Matsumoto!
Mr. Matsumoto isn't here right now!
This is a hot battle!
Mr. Matsumoto!
I just hit the goal!
The ball!
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
The painful battle has now come to an end.
It was good that the battlefield was cleaned up,
but it was difficult to operate.
We have finally reached our goal.
Masumoto-san! Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you.
We will see how you react when you watch it on TV.
You are too energetic.
You make me look like I'm out of my mind.
You are crazy.
He is too strong.
I can't stand it.
What am I looking for?
I don't really care about school.
I don't care.
I don't care about youth.
You too?
Damn it!
Kinoshita!
It's been a while.
If you think about it, you're just a middle school teacher.
You've grown up again.
It's none of your business. Get out of here.
You've changed.
Changed?
How's baseball?
It's heavy, but...
Ouch!
Are you okay?
Don't touch me!
Are you hurt?
I can't play baseball anymore.
They can't throw me anymore.
Kinoshita! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
Teacher, I'm leaving!
Teacher.
Are you on my side?
Of course I am!
Then will you listen to me?
What?
Teacher...
Kinoshita!
Teacher!
Stop it!
A woman...
is like wine.
Are you...
qualified to be a sommelier?
Teacher...
Huh?
Wine!
Delicious!
Here you go, Inoshita-kun.
Thanks.
I don't throw with my right hand, but I'll use my left hand from now on.
Nice idea!
Alright, I'll do my best!
It suits you!
But now, I'm going back to my room to practice my baseball. Sensei will accompany me.
Let's go!
Sensei!
What are you doing, Inoshita-kun?!
You're going to practice with me, right?
If you're hungry, let's practice!
Let's go!
Welcome!
(Laughter)
Hey, you there!
(Laughter)
Your turn, goldfish!
Hey there!
I'm tangled by a cable of youth.
(Laughter)
Here you go.
(Laughter)
Give me a lot!
It's lonely not to eat tempura.
(Laughter)
Our turn!
Turn it sideways, goldfish!
(Laughter)
Wow!
One, two, one, two, three, four!
I want to eat you up!
I want you to eat me up!
Eat me up! Eat me up! Eat me up! Eat me up!
Grandma, you don't look well.
What's wrong?
Blood!
Eat me up! Eat me up! Eat me up! Eat me up!
Cool!
Mcqueen, who has been sucking in the tears and sweat of the idols, has warped to Tokyo Summerland for an even more fierce fight.
Now, and it is also the world's first water battle death match!
The champion, Carrie Kigashino enters!
Now, and it is also the world's first water battle death match!
The human fighter, Carrie Kigashino, who calls the truth to the world of idols, has warped to Tokyo Summerland for an even more fierce fight!
Now, and it is also the world's first water battle death match!
In response to that, Carrie Kigashino has now revealed her ring-signed appearance!
And we can also see Don King's full-fledged appearance!
Don King's full-fledged appearance!
It has been two months since the legendary Okamoto-Natsuki fight!
The mega-fighter, who calls the storm to the ring,
and the evil demon, who is a bit of a disappointment,
the idol-crusher, Carrie Kigashino!
Now, and it is also the world's first water battle death match!
Even though it has been two months since the legendary Okamoto-Natsuki fight!
What kind of big appearance has she shown and danced to?
This century-old battle is about to begin!
She is a huge fan!
She is passionate about special ring-signs!
Today, she is a big fan with 5,000 people!
Now, and it is also the world's first water battle death match!
And now, Carrie Kigashino is answering a big fan question!
She is a bit nervous, but now...
Don King's Matsumoto-mosu and Yukio Katate are answering fans' questions!
Oh, Hanataba is being lifted!
Oh! It's suddenly lifted up!
In the water!
No, it fell in the water!
But this is a blessing in disguise!
In the game, if you fall in the water,
a detonation device set up in the water will activate and a great explosion will occur!
I'm really glad I didn't wait!
Now, it's time for the idols to enter!
Now, I've been waiting for this for a long time!
Now, the five of them will enter the water!
And now, a big applause is being given!
The tallest in Japan, Honda Risa!
Her height is 1.54m, her bust is 83cm, her waist is 60cm, and she is a hip dancer who is 84 years old!
She plays karate and tennis!
She is from Oita Prefecture!
She was born on May 27, 1946!
In response to fans' cheers, she is now circling the ringside!
Now, the first challenge is for Honda Risa!
What kind of game will she show us today?
She has slowly arrived at the ring side.
A tough match is waiting for her.
Honda Risa!
She has appeared in the blue corner as a candidate.
Referee, Zentoru Hamada!
Referee, Zentoru Hamada is now introduced to 5,000 fans.
Honda Risa!
Now, the match has begun!
Now, the gong is ringing!
The match has begun!
Now, what will happen?
If she is pushed into the water, it will be serious!
She has been pushed into the water!
The background device is working!
Oh!
Here she goes! Honda Risa is going!
Oh! A fierce match has appeared on the screen!
And from behind!
Now, what will happen?
This is! This is!
She has entered the camera match formation!
She is in horse riding formation!
This is a surprising Honda Risa!
Oh! But she has stepped on the gong!
It's dangerous! Honda Risa, it's dangerous!
Oh! She is somehow enduring it!
She has been pushed into the water!
She has fallen from her butt! Honda Risa!
Fight!
Who are you?
Her motor nerves are excellent!
Honda Risa!
Who are you?
Get! Get!
Now, will she be my Glembaster?
Oh! Don King Matsumoto!
Hmm...
A little face attack!
Did he cut above her eyes?
Don Kings Matsumoto seems to be a little spoiled.
Carry East's Denbosu face!
Again! A fierce punch went in!
Uzukumaru Carry East!
Today is the first challenger, Kondarisa!
Unexpected front line fight!
Now! Entered the super high! Entered the super high!
This is good!
And the situation has reversed!
However, Kondarisa will do it!
Now! Escaped!
Good luck!
Again! Feet flew! Face kick!
He showed a kick to the face!
Now! This is! This is!
A really unexpected situation!
Are you going to settle this score already?
Now! Carry East!
Is he a little burned out?
Carry East!
He held it up again!
Now! Will you drop it in the water at once?
Oh! He said it as it is!
This is a trick!
Today, you have to deal with five people!
Kondarisa, who is their senior, has an unexpected front line fight!
A big call is flying from the crowd of 5,000 people!
Now! Again!
He went hard!
Oh! This is a give up!
This is a give up!
However, Kondarisa did his best!
The winner is...
Hayase Kisato!
The first challenger...
The champion of the first idol group...
Hayase Kisato.
He will challenge Carrie again.
A celebrity has come.
Will this be the deciding factor?
A celebrity has come.
His hobbies are aerobics and skiing.
He really is a young idol.
The second challenger...
Carrie Higashi.
She is doing very well today.
She caught him with a bouquet!
She is motivated!
Hayase!
She is motivated!
She caught him with a bouquet!
But Carrie got angry!
Carrie Higashi got angry!
She did a strong low kick.
Now she will do a high kick!
She caught him with a high kick!
She did 3 or 4 punches!
5 punches!
6 punches!
She did a great job!
She caught him with a punch!
She tried to take his heart!
This is great!
She tried to take his heart!
I'm going to do it in the east.
Now, I made this one shot, but I haven't lost my fighting spirit yet.
It's fast. Now, I dropped it carefully.
I dropped it sideways.
But I'm doing my best.
I want to harden my hands and feet.
I'm trying to bring it to the ground, but it's pretty fast.
I feel like I'm using it.
I got a lot of karate chops in my brain.
Great!
Karate chop has been decided.
And now I'm going to harden my feet firmly.
Karate chop!
Wow!
tutti promotional 125 times!
Yuki!
[Applause]
[Kyoki]
[Greetings from the host]
[Kyoki]
In his right hand, there is a splendid snow that meets the expectations of his fans.
In April 1993, he formed Osaka Performance Road and started working in his hometown, Osaka, without taking any entertainment money from home.
Now, in the Tokyo Summerland Special Ring, Yuki has appeared in a brilliant way!
Now, the gong has sounded! Hmm? Wait a minute! It's a little past now!
Now, this is where Carrie Higashi, who has a cheerful feeling, also dropped her car! DDT!
Oops! It's dangerous! The pile driver dropped his car, whether it will explode or not!
Now, he is a pile driver!
He has a little confidence! It feels like it's in his hands, Carrie Higashi's!
Oops! He dropped his car! Now, he showed his back drop! Oops! He did it again!
Oops! He dropped his car! Now, he showed his face! He showed his face like he was about to throw it away!
And with his hair! He did it again! He did it again!
He has a great technique!
Now, he has firmed up his legs! Now, what will he do from now on?
And again, he has entered the formation of the camel crunch!
Kentaihanapuku! The camel crunch has appeared! This is a give up, isn't it?
Is this a give up? Give up! Give up! Please! Give up! Give up!
Gentle Hamada chose the give up!
But he did it well! Kentaihanapuku and camel crunch said something in the end!
He is now riding on a boat and slowly circling around the ring.
With a look like "enough is enough, I've had enough", he does not even look at the athlete now!
Aida Miho has appeared!
He is 44 years old and was born on August 31st in Kanagawa Prefecture.
His blood type is A.
His height is 1 meter and 64 centimeters.
His bust is 82 centimeters, his waist is 58 centimeters, and his hip is 84 centimeters.
He has a body and guts!
Now, the fight has been ordered!
Marlin Sensei attacks Aida Miho!
But from the position of the side headlock, he is now trying to throw him away, but he is caught in his legs!
Again, kick! Kick! Kick!
mieu! mieu!
Fight! Fight!
Kick! Kick!
Fight me!
Completely kick attack!
Fourth challenger! Fourth challenger!
Now, another kick attack is in progress!
And this time it's knee kicking!
He is badly starved!
Now, knee attack!
Again, knee attack!
Here!
This time, it was dangerous, it was dangerous!
This time, he just avoided it!
He almost fell into the water!
Today, when I fell into the water, an explosive device was set up, and it was decided to fall in an instant.
I was listening to Gary Eastman's weight.
This is a reverse spin!
However, a strong kick to the head!
A kick went in at the beginning!
There are petals and hair in the ring.
You are beautiful.
Now, it's been a long battle.
How did Gary Eastman exchange idols' challenges?
Now, it's a give-up battle!
A give-up!
This was saved!
He decided in an instant!
He took a give-up!
Zenitsu still chose a give-up!
This was not given up!
Nothing was given up!
As expected of Gary Eastman!
Today's last challenger!
A powerful power kick hopper trained in street fights!
His weight is 135 pounds!
Kayoko Shibata!
She is a powerful fighter!
Finally, today's main event is about to begin!
Kayoko Shibata has slowly appeared!
She was born on October 16, 1946.
She is 168 centimeters tall, waist 90 centimeters wide, and hip 90 centimeters wide.
She is a dynamite body!
Her size is similar to that of Marilyn Monroe!
She clearly has a good relationship with her ancestors and future fortune.
She has superpowers!
Her too young age is really feared in the entertainment world!
She has experience of falling with a chalk sweeper!
Today's challenge for Gary Eastman is a big one!
It will be a title match!
Now, the title match has been declared!
Will she be able to reclaim her championship belt?
Now, it's time for today's match!
Targon has sounded!
Oops! Her legs are a little weird!
However, this may or may not be true!
Now, will that chalk sweeper appear again?
She has fallen once before!
Oops! She is using a rope!
She is using a rope!
Her hands stop perfectly!
Her face has turned white!
Now, will she give up?
She is using a rope!
She has fallen once before!
Now, her legs are twisted!
Her legs are twisted!
She is using a one-sided attack!
She is using a chalk sweeper!
She will use the championship belt one more time!
She will use it one more time!
Will it be possible for Gary Eastman to reclaim her championship belt?
The current champion is used by this chalk sweeper!
It is used by Chiba-chan's best friend!
It's not P. Buck's biggest book.
I'm falling asleep in the water.
The river is drawn into me.
The back up device is working.
It's a huge explosion.
Could we not be able to help anymore?
I'm completely, completely washed out in the water.
Now, I'm definitely in a terrible pinch.
The hardworking and capable Carry.
However, somehow, somehow I'm trying to fall into the water.
I'm falling out of the water.
Oh! Oh! He's trying!
Carrie's Kuperi is trying!
Don King and Matsumoto are worried!
Now, his legs are hanging!
Will he hold his legs backwards?
Oh! He escaped well! He escaped well!
Carrie escaped well!
His condition is completely up today.
Challenge! Challenge!
Oh! He's out of breath!
This is only one shot! He's out of breath after aiming!
Now, however...
Again, his back is hit!
Now, he's using his elbows!
He's using his elbows!
He knows martial arts!
Now, he's not losing even in a grand match!
Now, again!
Again, a choke attack!
Now, will he be able to give up with this choke?!
Ah, he's given up! He's completely given up!
It's a big explosion of Cary Itachi!
He's lost again!
It's a big explosion of Cary Itachi!
Tokyo Summerland has come to an end with a big explosion!
That was the best thing ever!
Chiba Kayoko has lost again!
Ahahaha!
Let's give Chiba-chan her champion belt one more time, everyone!
Now, Chiba Kayoko has won her champion belt once again!
"Ryouri no Ryo" stands for "Ryoko-chan no Ryo"
"Ryori Norinoji" stands for "Ririshi Kogyo-san Nori"
We've got one!
Construction and...
...Ryoko...
...cooking!
Come on out!
'Mornin'!
Let's have Ms. Cassie Tsukamoto from the School of Cuisine come on out!
Come on out, Ms. Tsukamoto!
'Mornin'!
Oh, Professor!
Professor, you're here in Crawford!
Hey, you guys did it on purpose!
You made me do it, didn't you?!
We didn't, Professor!
And when you came in, you didn't leave that water bottle in there, did you?!
That's not it, Professor!
You're too scared to come in!
That's not it, Professor!
Professor!
It's not for you, Professor!
Shut up!
Oh, you're lying!
That's not it!
All of a sudden...
You're in a good mood today, Professor!
Huh?
Professor!
No, it's just...
You're really in a good mood today, aren't you?!
Professor, you're in a really good mood today!
I get it, I get it!
You've done something good today, haven't you, Professor?
I know!
I want you to tell me about it!
Oh, come on!
It's just my personal matter!
That's not it, Professor!
We have a right to ask you about it, too!
We're doing it together!
You know, I think it's a good news.
A good news?
There was a good news.
What could it be?
You know...
Something weird is coming out of your eyes.
Something like a can is coming out of your eyes.
It's very stimulating.
Stimulating...
Today...
I packed it in a bag and brought it here!
It's okay, Professor!
It's okay!
Professor, what is it?
I was thinking of trying it out.
No, it's okay!
It's okay for you to try it out!
Right?
Is that so?
It's a good news, isn't it?
It really is!
You know...
I hope you'll watch it.
Yes!
But, Professor...
Let's get right to it!
Today's theme!
What is today's theme, Professor?
Oh, theme!
Today is...
"ordable"!
"Ordable"!
It's "ordable"!
Well...
You know...
We'd like to know more about you!
It feels good!
It does!
You know...
We think of you as our mother, don't we?
Hey, you guys, come over here.
What are you doing?
What do you want me to do?
First of all, I want you to ride it, teacher.
Well, then, today we'll go to Audible.
Let's go to Audible!
That's right, we'll go to Audible!
Yes! To Audible!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Audible!
Yes!
We'll take it off!
No, teacher!
Let's do the apron.
We'll do the apron.
Teacher, I love your apron.
You're so cute.
I'm sorry, but I'll ride it and take it off right away.
I think I'll get money if I take it off.
Don't forget it.
It's a bad habit.
No, it's not a habit.
Well, then, Audible is a place where everyone gets together and has a meal party or a home party.
That's a lot of people, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's fun, isn't it?
You know, Audible is something you can't eat quickly.
It's something you can eat easily.
That's right.
This is the basics of cooking, but you know, even if your husband and children are hungry, you can't spend too much time making something delicious.
That's right.
When you want to eat it, you say it's delicious.
That's right.
You say it's delicious, don't you?
That's right.
When you want to eat it...
Well, that means the same thing for me.
That's right, it means the same thing for me.
Well, you know, crackers...
Crackers.
Well, then, please prepare some crackers.
Crackers, crackers!
Let's walk around together!
Crackers!
There are three kinds of crackers, teacher.
Three kinds.
This is good.
Oh, and this is square.
Yes, square.
I put a lot of things on the crackers.
Yes, please.
I put a lot of things on them.
Yes, please.
Like this, right?
Yes.
What will you put on them?
Well, I'd like you to put on something unique to this show, teacher.
Something you know.
Crackers!
Yes!
Crackers...
Oh, I remember!
What's wrong?
This time, I...
Can I say it?
What is it? Please say it, Nanano.
I'm going to be a cook.
At last!
I was going to be a cook!
But my opponent is...
Anyway, there are three iron men.
I won't lose!
Oh, really?
I'll challenge him.
I'll challenge Michisaburo No. 6.
Michiban! Michiban!
Michiban! Yes, Michiban Michisaburo!
Oh, I'm looking forward to it!
I won't lose! I've been watching you!
Yes, yes.
It's not a big deal! I won't lose!
Oh, we're doing this show together, so I'd like you to win, teacher!
I'm rooting for you!
Do you know how to win?
Yes, yes.
That guy...
Oh, his stomach is open.
Yes, it is.
Hit him there and...
If you hold his joints, you'll definitely win.
Yes.
I'm a cook, right?
Yes, you are.
I'm not that kind of teacher. I'm a teacher who cooks.
I'd like you to challenge me.
Yes.
You're so kind.
Ow, ow, ow!
Are you okay?
It's fun.
Thank you very much.
You're really kind.
Yes.
Let's all become dog and cat hospitals.
I saw you!
You're hiding!
We have chicken, teacher.
We'll put chicken on it.
Let's put chicken on it.
Yes, we'll put chicken on it someday.
Yes.
Yes!
Hit and rest, chicken!
Hit and rest...
Bang!
Hit and rest...
Bang!
Teacher...
Not now!
Teacher...
Not now!
Teacher...
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
What do you like, Ryogo?
I like fruits. I love fruits.
Yes.
I'll put fruits on it.
That's good!
Put fruits on it!
Yes!
I understand.
Thank you and good luck.
Yes!
Thank you for your hard work.
I've seen a board like this.
Yes, inside...
Inside?
Yes, inside...
Inside...
Yes, inside...
Yes, yes...
Yes, like this...
Yes, yes...
Yes!
Here you are.
Take care of your life!
Here you are.
Ryoko and...
Koji!
Here you are.
You're a man!
Hey! That's his line!
Where are you?!
I'm here in Machida.
- Machida?! - Machida!
You know it, right?!
Cannonball City!
I didn't ask you!
I don't know it.
Laura Hawkins is...
Who's Laura Hawkins?!
And ice hockey is getting popular.
Isn't it ice hockey?!
No, it's not.
It's me!
Let's play it today.
Sounds fun.
Damn it!
It's four against four.
- Regular playoff. - Yes.
Let's do it.
- Have you decided your team? - No, we haven't.
- You haven't?! - No.
Then you can choose who you want to go with.
You're the captain, right?!
We're the captains!
Hey, go home!
I didn't say anything.
What are we going to choose?
Maybe it's four against four.
- Five against four. - That's right.
Five against four.
This way!
This way, Hamachan team!
- Yes! - Got it!
- Are you ready?! - Yes!
Let's go! Please split up!
I'm sorry!
It's decided!
You guys can't be on TV anymore!
Don't push yourself too hard!
Bye-bye!
You guys have someone else, right?!
No, no! That's not it!
That's not it!
What's with you guys?!
What are you doing?!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors and decide who goes where.
- Rock-paper-scissors? - Yeah, let's do it.
- I'll do it! - I'll go east.
Thank you!
- I like you! - Come here.
- I'm still in the best shape. - Yeah.
- I'm still in good shape. - Oh, really?
- Yeah. - I'm still in good shape.
What's up with you?!
Itao, lower your head!
- What's up with you?! - Good morning!
I'm greeting you!
If you keep lowering your head like that...
I'm only going to Hamada or Osaka prefecture.
- I'm going back to Inada-gun. - Damn it!
Why is he getting on my nerves?!
- Are you from Inada-gun? - No, I'm not.
- So, friends... - We're all in our 30s!
We're all in our 20s!
Now, from the beginning, Hayato is also in a hurry. Hamada somehow returned it.
This is behind the goal. Now!
Now, however, he takes the puck and now, on the other side of the east, now, Hamada on the front line passes it!
How about it! It fell! It's no good!
On the other hand, Matsumoto of the Matsumoto team is also in a hurry!
He sends it forward, but this is a critical cut!
Once again! Once again!
How about it! Can Matsumoto send it?
The ball came to the front line! Itago is waiting at the front line!
Now, Itago! Shoot from the right side!
This is cleared by the east!
However, this is a miss! It's cleared!
The right side is cleared!
Matsumoto of the Matsumoto team is leading by showing their determination of returning the puck!
Now, can Hamada's team, which has been awarded one point, catch up with the same score?
Here, Hamada brings in the right side himself!
Now, this is the shot that passed through Imada in front of the goal!
It's cleared! Goal!
Imada's goal is cleared!
Both teams have returned their pucks and caught up with the same score!
It's a tight match! It's a tight match!
Now, the game is in the middle of the game!
Hamada is in front of the goal! Now, can he bring in the shot?
Kurano cuts it! He's angry about this play!
Oh my! He hits it with the stick!
Hamada! What's wrong with you?!
And the shot!
However, this is slightly to the right!
Oops! And here, oh my!
The east is being hit by Matsumoto!
He's got a stick on his neck!
Is this allowed?!
What happened?!
Now, and...
Oops! The puck disappeared from in front of the goal!
Where did it go?!
Oh! He's got the stick! He's got the stick!
And Tsutsuma is in front of the goal!
He's bringing it in!
He's been knocked down!
However, he threw it in with his right hand!
What's going on?!
Will it be a score?!
Now, this is the scene!
He brings in the stick, but Imada knocks him down!
Now, and here, he threw it in with his right hand and shook the goal net!
However, this is not a crime!
With a one-to-one tie, the game is over!
Now, who will raise the winning line first?
It's now, but...
To the left... Oops!
The stick flew in! Matsumoto threw the stick!
He dodged it well and slowly brought it in front of the goal and...
Shoot!
It went in!
Goal!
The second goal of the day is still...
Nice!
What a second goal!
This is the scene now!
A minor-level fierce shoot!
This is a fine goal!
Two-to-one, Kamada team is winning!
There is little time left!
Is this Matsumoto team's last counterattack?
Are they catching up to the same point?
Kurano, now!
The third shoot!
This is...
The goalkeeper Shimada is catching up!
Yes!
He's still catching up!
Kurano is catching up!
He looked inside!
From the right side!
Centering!
Matsumoto doesn't go through!
Matsumoto didn't go through!
But!
He turns around again!
This is...
Imada is catching up!
Now, behind the goal...
Imada!
Oh!
He lost his balance a little!
But!
A big clear!
Which of these goals will go through?
Matsumoto team or Kamada team?
They're catching up a little!
The game is over!
Wow!
Shinshika did a good job!
Wow!
Now!
Shishin!
Which of these goals will go through?
Please decide!
The first goal...
Will go through Kamada team!
They're catching up!
Wow!
I did it!
It's a battle of metas!
By the way, I went to the hospital.
How was it?
It was wrong. I was just late.
That's good.
If I told my boss about it...
Yeah.
He'd be really happy and really mad at me.
That kind of man doesn't know how hard it is for a woman.
Not at all!
What?
Hey!
Hey, Ryoko, if you get on the boat, you'll have a terrible vomit.
Why did you say that?
If you're weak, you shouldn't say that.
Get up and get on the boat!
Shut up!
If you get on the boat, you'll have a terrible vomit.
Shut up!
Help me!
Stop!
Get up!
Get down!
Get up!
You guys are so good at fighting.
We'll have you fight, too!
Come on!
You looked like a young man.
I'm not saying you're young, but I think you're pretty brave.
You look like you're about to cry.
How old are you?
Eighty and one thousand!
Shut up!
You're not 81 years old!
Where did you bring me from?
It's okay. It's really okay.
Let's go! Let's fight!
You! Young man!
Wait a minute. Why do you...
Why does he have to do it?
It can't be helped.
He's been dragging you down for a long time.
Well, until the end of the first quarter of the year...
I really want to live like this.
Well, it can't be helped.
What are you doing? You have to fight.
Shut up!
Get up!
Orange!
Stop it! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Hey, Orange! Beat him up!
Beat him up?!
Do you have the power to do that?
No!
You guys have to protect him!
Orange!
Stop it!
Why are you coming out?! Get out of the way, you guys!
Today, I'm really going to have you fight.
Are you going to fight?
No, well...
Don't focus only on Momorenjai.
I'm asking you!
Fight the five of you!
You're good at this kind of thing.
I can't fight the five of you.
Orange!
Hey, you're completely aiming at me!
Orange!
He's annoying!
The way you say it is annoying!
Orange!
Why?!
I'm telling you!
There's no way I'm going to fight you!
Think about it!
She's a girl!
A girl?!
She's a little girl!
How do you feel?
Now, Momorenjai!
Orange!
Hey, don't just stand there!
Let's hurry up and fight!
Orange!
Stop it!
You're annoying!
You're annoying me!
Well, speaking of hands, it's our hands.
I can't fight like this.
I can't!
I can't fight like this.
I can't fight like this!
We're children, so we need an adult.
I can't help you.
Think again!
Do you think you can do it?
Shut up!
This is a weapon for me.
I can't use it.
I see.
I'll think about it.
Do you think you can do it?
Yes, I think I can.
Do you think you can do it?
Yes!
I don't think I can do it!
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
Show me the music.
Can you do it like this?
I can't do it.
I can't do it!
Wait, young man!
You tell him!
Oh, no!
If you hit me in the back, I won't be able to do it!
Oh, no!
He found out.
How dare you come in here!
What are you doing?
You don't have to tell him.
I can't fight like this!
I can't!
Give me some time.
I'll think about what to do with Momoranger.
Think about it!
Think about it one more time.
I won't.
What are you doing?
Are you touching me?
No...
I'll do my best.
What are you doing?
You said it with your own will!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
I'll come back!
Momorin, run away!
I'm sorry!
Thank you very much!
Four seconds. Five seconds. Four, three, two, one.
By the way, I went to the hospital.
What? Where did you go?
Um...
What?
I'm sorry!
Um... I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Shiori-san, can you take a break? I'm sorry.
By the way, um...
Your daughter suddenly lost her joint.
How did you know?
Over there. Over there.
You'll spill it! Go to the tab!
It stinks!
I can't go home.
MAIDEN SHA
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