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Irohazaka
International Music Festival
Welcome!
We are "Irohazaka"!
So...
The place we'll see today is Irakuni!
Let's go!
Today, however, Yamaguchi Momoya came out.
After that, Momoya-chan!
Final episode!
How did you feel about the final episode?
Terrible.
Good evening! I'm Jeff Corley!
Now, let's go straight to the confrontation corner and introduce the referee!
Viva, Mr. Kouhei! Viva!
This year's baseball league has been exciting with cheering confrontations from this period of time,
but which is the calmest and best coach in Nagashima and Osaka?
Please tell me!
I would like to know with the same coach!
This is from Takahiro Purano, who has been a coach at the site for 30 years in Osaka.
Thank you, Takahiro-san!
Thank you every week!
Now, let's introduce the two of them again today!
The king and queen!
They stand up and go "Whoa!" like they're in X-Japan or something like that.
It's so heavy!
We did it!
What are you doing?!
Alright!
Let's do it!
This week's game is this!
Oh, yes!
Judgment by God of Calmness!
A game where you gradually take lives!
Alright, are you ready?
Yes, yes!
Today, we're going to do a penalty race in order to see how the game goes.
So, today...
We're going to do it in order to see how the game goes!
Alright!
The first penalty is this!
Look at this!
Yes!
There's a chopstick with a sharp edge!
And, you know, you two are going to pick up this chopstick and...
Here it is! A flag!
You're going to stick this flag further away from your opponent.
If you accidentally break the chopstick and let it fly somewhere, you lose!
Are you stupid?!
What are you thinking about?!
Hey!
Are you okay?
This is styrofoam, right?
It's styrofoam!
Hey!
Yes!
There's no way you can ride it, right?
It's okay for some degree of strength!
Oh, is that so?
Like the base of it, right?
But if you stick it further away...
Yes!
Of course you'll break it!
But if you do it like this...
The tip is a little...
It's shaking!
There's no way you can ride it, right?
Okay, let's start from Wan-chan!
Ready!
For now, you can ride it up here, right?
It's still okay, right?
If you stick the flag further away from your opponent...
Okay!
Blue!
Huh?!
Okay!
You don't know how to play!
Slowly!
You don't know how to do anything!
You can't do it when people are playing!
You're not pushing it perfectly!
You can't push it!
I win this, right?!
Why is it shaking like this?!
Huh?!
That's you!
Innocent!
You're light-hearted!
It was close, wasn't it?
That was a very professional move!
Oh!
Cool!
Not again!
Sana-chan, you're so cool!
She shook hands again!
Huh?!
Oh, you can do it!
Are you okay?
You can do it!
You're so cool!
You can do it!
Oh, I stepped on something.
Oh, really?
Are you okay?
I stepped on something.
Hey!
What are you doing?
All right!
Miss, there's no going back now!
Here you go!
Hey, Judge! Over here!
Yes!
You've lost some weight, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
What are you talking about?
Let me go!
So you're trying to gain weight on your back?
Yes.
Ah, ah, ah!
It's coming off!
What?
It's okay!
It's coming off!
Chou-san, are you okay?
Chou-san! Chou-san! Chou-san!
Chou-san! Chou-san!
What are you doing?
This game...
...is for dogs!
So...
...since the last game counts...
...the last one to win wins!
Are you okay?!
So...
What are you doing?
Look at this!
This last game!
This is...
...each of you will go into this barrel.
Of course, this one is heavy.
So...
...the barrel is as it is...
...but this one is heavy!
So...
...this judge will tell you...
...how many barrels you should reduce.
Then, the judge will remove only what you say.
Then...
...when you let go of this barrel...
...if this one is heavier than you...
...it will...
...move...
...and this barrel will roll...
...and it will...
...disappear!
Are you listening to my rules?!
Chou-san is 57kg...
...and Wan-chan is 61kg...
...so as a countermeasure...
...this is for him and me...
...right?
Yes.
This is obvious.
We have prepared a barrel only for you.
That's right.
So the conditions are exactly the same.
Yes.
So...
...there are 100 barrels in total!
How many should we reduce?!
Ten!
Ten?!
Then, you two...
...please talk!
No problem!
You two, please talk!
Why are you in a hurry?
No, I'm not in a hurry!
OK! OK! OK!
Now, Mr. Oh!
Yes!
How much weight do you want to take?
I'm scared!
Well...
Twenty.
That "oh" was really scary!
Now, then...
Please remove the stopper!
It's still OK.
It's still...
Shall I tell you my age?
What?! Twenty?!
You idiot!
Then I'll tell you my age!
What?!
Ten!
No, no, no!
Ten!
What's wrong with you?!
What's wrong with you laughing like that?!
What?!
Ten!
Ten years?!
Let's remove the stopper!
OK!
Leave it to me!
Now, please come out! We're changing!
OK!
OK, OK!
I don't know what to do with you!
Now, please come out!
You too! Go away!
No!
Huh?
What's with the baldness?
What's that?!
I'm not bald!
Ten!
Let's make it ten!
It's ten!
Ten!
Five!
Ten!
No, no!
Why are you deciding?!
Wait a minute! Why are you deciding?!
No, no! It's ten!
What's wrong with you?!
This one is right!
That's right!
No means no, right?!
That's right!
Why do you have to decide that?!
That's right!
I'm going to make it seven!
Wait a minute!
I was just about to be worried, and I just took the next one and you're saying no?!
You talk too much! Go away!
Seven!
Oh, you hid it!
Seven!
One day, Hana will be fine, right?!
Now, let's talk about it!
It's so heavy!
It's so scary!
I won the prize!
I was really scared.
The pride of Paris, the pride of Paris, now I will show you!
Stop it! Stop it!
I tried it, but I don't need a helmet.
Why?! Knowledge is important!
Knowledge is important!
This program is brought to you by Nisshin Foods...
Maiden...
Lotte...
B&G...
and Nestle Japan.
Stop it! Stop putting your arms together like that!
What?!
That's not allowed!
What are you doing?! Are you delivering this?!
Stop it!
Hey!
You're hurting me! Stop it!
You guys...
Why are you doing that?!
You guys...
The way you chase me is disgusting!
Wait a minute! Do you have hot coffee?!
What?!
Hey, coffee!
If you say it out loud, it won't work! Coffee!
What did you do?!
Forget it! Forget it! Don't say it anymore!
It's hot!
It's hot, so turn off the fire!
As soon as you have hot coffee, you can't talk with one hand!
What is that?! Why did you say that?!
You said it!
Did I say that?!
Is it okay for you to hold it with one hand?! Drink it and go!
Why are you holding coffee?!
Hey! What do you think?!
Get out of the way!
Hey!
Get out of the way!
You're all going to die!
- Chibi-son? - Chibi-son!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Chibi-son!
- Go! - Go!
- Go in! - Go!
- Go!
- Chiko, you must be that famous meat bun shop! - Yes!
- It's a meat bun shop! - Yes!
- Chiko, look at that meat bun! - It's white and soft and fluffy!
- It's like a pate! - No, uncle Koji!
- Shall we touch it? - Yes!
One, two...
- Chiki-son! - Koji-son!
- You're a good girl! - But where am I?
- It's okay! Macau people will understand you! - Macau people?
- Hey! Don't go!
- You! - Uncle Koji!
- You're alive! - Chibi-son!
- Hey! Aren't you dead? - Let me drink!
- Are you still drunk? - Buy me a day off!
- What? - Buy you a day off?
What are you talking about?
You know, today in Macao...
In Macao, I had fun with Yugo.
- Don't interrupt me! - Go home!
Today in Macao, I had fun with Yugo.
Don't interrupt me!
I don't enjoy such a trip!
I don't enjoy such a trip, I said.
What are you talking about?
What?
Old man...
Give me a hand.
Why do you have to help me?
Pull me up!
- What's this? - Pull me up!
I pulled you up, didn't I?
Only one of us grows up like this, doesn't he?
What are you thinking about?
Are you crazy?
Be quiet!
What are you...
Stop it!
- Don't interrupt me! - Go home!
Listen to their messages!
Close your eyes and listen to their messages!
I'm listening. You didn't close your eyes, did you?
- Hey! I'm Goku! - What are you talking about?
You're anti-human!
- I'm Goku! - What?
You're really...
What's wrong with you?
- What? - That's right!
Don't hang up the cross!
You fell for the guidance question.
- Let's go! - Come on!
Hey, old man!
Take this!
You lied, didn't you?
Hey!
You lied, didn't you?
Old man!
You lied!
You're annoying me!
What are you trying to fool me with?
Just don't point the light at me!
I'm sure you're lying.
Don't say it.
Old man, look!
You look like you're in trouble.
Now you're in trouble.
Let's take a picture together.
- Camera. - Okay.
- With this... - You did it, old man!
Finally!
Hey, old man!
Take this!
What's happening? What's happening?
What's happening?
Let's go!
How awesome!
Burn it!
Hey! I'm in the lead now!
Hey! This is the time for you to work hard!
Here you go!
I really wanted to show it to the boss when I said that I was a member of the black rock group when I was stuck in that dump.
It's all a lie.
The black rocks must be shaking in their homes right now.
Anyway, cheers!
Cheers!
It's going well.
Close it, close it!
Well, I'm sorry about this.
Let's sing a song!
A song!
You're better than me at singing!
Wait for me!
Hamada!
Die!
What are you doing?!
Die!
Matsumoto and Masatoshi Hamada!
The first huge fart contest "You are a star"
I see
If you win this time, you will be promised the road of a star
Is that so?
Yes
That's great
This time, there are 882 participants
The person with the biggest fart in an hour will be the champion and go on a "ticket trip"
This is funny
Yes
It's amazing
Yes
If you start with a good start, you can move as you like
Yes, you can move as you like
Yes
This is the best
Yes
In front of you, we have grilled sweet potatoes and milk
I see
We have a lot of things
Would you like some?
If you can't move freely, it's fine
Yes
If you can say "yes" with a loud voice, we will be quiet for a moment
If we don't cooperate, we can't make a big sound
But if you say "yes" too much, you will lose your reputation
Let's move to the MC seat
Yes
It's going to be an hour
We can't wait that long
That's right
Let's go! The first fart contest
You are a star!
Start!
They started moving
You are a star!
Start!
Be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!
Here is the new record!
100 points!
Really?
The champion has been born!
The great champion!
High school girls are eating potatoes.
As expected of him.
Are you going? Be quiet!
While you are going up, you will not disappear, right?
Well, then, I'm sorry.
Eh?
I understand.
Now, let's listen to what he just said.
Yes, please!
Thirty-eight.
Yes, yes, yes.
Eh, you?
Alright, quietly.
That was awesome!
That was a high record!
Now, everyone! Look at the previous record!
The current record! Here it is!
200kg!
Dagechi! Dagechi, do another challenge!
That was great!
It was like cutting with a Japanese knife.
Eh, you? Can you do it?
Now, a woman!
Did you exercise?
You... you shouldn't have shown your ears!
I'm the champion, but I won't be shown on TV!
You're a champion in a different way!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
What is it?
You have to do it like that!
You can't do it like this, can you?
I'm Saber Mikey!
I told you to raise your hand!
Uh... by the way, it's already been 15 minutes.
Well, I don't like it.
Ah, yes, yes!
Oh, I'm not done yet!
Oh!
The champion is back!
Even though it's just now!
Let's go! Down!
Huh?!
Ah!
That was just now!
If you think about it, this 227th record...
You're really strong!
It's an amazing record, isn't it?
Yes!
I'm sorry for coming back again!
Ah, it was dramatic, wasn't it?
You're good, aren't you?
More, more!
You are...
You are... you are...
You are... are you a disciple?
Yes!
I have an answer for you!
I told you so!
Let's hear it!
The latest record!
Yamamoto is back!
It's amazing that he's back!
It's amazing!
It's not easy to do something like this!
You can't do something stupid like this!
Yamamoto is back!
It's amazing!
It's not easy to do something like this!
You should have called these two!
That's right!
I can't do it!
Let's hear it!
The latest record!
But your effort pays off!
You said "me!"
You sounded like a citizen!
You have some strange words!
Be quiet!
It's only 30 minutes left!
Who is there?
Where are you?
New Face!
Come over here!
Be quiet!
I'm sure you can do it now!
Now, please show us your current record!
43.
I don't know what 43 is at all.
Let's make an effort.
This is good!
This might be good!
Wait a minute!
Now, please show us your current record!
Switch! Switch! Switch!
Jambion! Jambion!
OK! OK!
Jambion!
This is...
Now, come back! Come back!
But...
Come back!
My record is getting higher and higher!
Did you come here for the sweet potatoes?!
I wonder if the girls who came here last time will come here again...
They won't come out, right?
If you really don't come out, will you come out for me?
I'll come out!
She came!
She came back!
Welcome back!
Louder!
Wow!
This is good!
Is it like this?
This is good!
Is it like this?
I'm starting to get the hang of it!
Now, I'll go!
I'll come back!
Boom!
That was a little close!
This is a joke, but it really stinks a little right now!
She came!
It really stinks! Come over here for a second!
It really stinks!
But I...
I'm fine!
Why do I...
Why do I have to get scratched by Golden's own show?
It really stinks a little!
Is that so?
She came!
It's like...
Go ahead!
One hundred and fifty-three!
Right?
Fifteen minutes left!
Ah!
Mr. Onsei!
Don't hit me there. Hit me here.
Shit!
Something happened in the last 10 minutes!
We still don't know what will happen!
I told you!
Let's see the latest record!
It's out!
New record!
New champion born!
Chanel did it in the last 10 minutes!
Oh! It's a woman!
Shh! Shh! Shh!
You have guts!
You put a rude sticker!
It's pee! It's pee!
It's back!
This is a good job, isn't it? Let's go!
Current record...
Don!
Let's go!
You make me excited!
10 seconds left!
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
From now on, you will win prizes, a trip to the moon, and trophies! Congratulations!
I've lost so many times, and now I'm here again, and again!
I've done so much, so it's no use winning.
It can't be helped.
Mr. Tamazo, what do you think of today's show?
I think it was pretty good.
Is that so?
If I have a second chance...
Will you do it?
If I have a second chance...
Will you do it?
Then I'll do it.
Thank you very much.
Great job!
Let's give him another round of applause!
And with that, this has been the first ever Giant Snail Contest! Thank you very much!
The Sri E Sider Nyge Mus!
(door bell)
(gunshot)
Mr. Sagamose!
(gunshot)
Mr. Sagamose!
(gunshot)
Mr. Sagamose!
(gunshot)
Mr. Sagamose!
Hey, you!
(laughter)
(gunshot)
(laughter)
Can I watch you do it?
You can't, can you?
(laughter)
(gunshot)
(laughter)
(gunshot)
(laughter)
A woman with a high possibility of having a brain!
(laughter)
Woo! Woo!
(laughter)
You know, the chief said he'd marry me if I broke up with you.
What? Really?
I mean, at first it wasn't like that, but when you say it like that...
It's fine.
Maybe you should think about it.
(doorbell)
It stinks.
Yoko!
Why didn't you come earlier? I've been waiting for you at the Tokyo Zoo.
I know, but I'm a little shy in this outfit.
Don't look at me like that!
I was waiting for you to buy me an expensive ticket.
I'm sorry, chief.
Shut up!
What is it? Is it a movie or something?
Huh? Yes.
I don't like this outfit.
(laughter)
What are you doing?
I'm calling you.
(laughter)
Chief, wait!
I'll call you next time.
Chief!
Stop!
(laughter)
Get out of my way!
(laughter)
Get out of my way!
(laughter)
You won't get in!
(laughter)
You will not pass!
(laughter)
You can't get out of there!
(laughter)
You can't get out of there!
Come on, hurry up and let me in!
Hurry up!
(laughter)
Hurry up!
(laughter)
Don't move!
Line up!
You're disgusting!
You're scary!
You can go up.
You can go down.
You can go up.
You can go down.
You can go up.
The color is good.
The color is perfect.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
I know.
The color is perfect.
We are confident today.
Let's see.
You...
Can you fight?
You have a good style.
The style is perfect, but...
You can go up.
You have a good style.
Do I?
Yes, you do.
Do I look bad?
I think it's because of you.
I don't mind you protecting me, but you know...
What?
It's dirty.
What? It's easy to move.
No, it's not easy to move. It's hard work.
Can you not go high up?
No, I don't know.
Hey, Kifujin.
What is it?
You can't move either, can you? How do you fight?
You know...
You know, I'm Kifujin.
I'm sorry...
for asking you to pay for me...
if you were here.
You don't need to pay me.
I'm sorry.
You don't need to pay me.
I don't need money.
I don't need it.
I know you did it yourself...
but you looked like you were cold.
What is this?
Why are you wearing glasses?
This is...
like...
a modified ad-lib.
Is that so?
There are kids like you, right?
What's wrong with you?
No...
You don't have to fight!
You know...
I used to be an athlete.
I was really fast.
I wonder if I can be faster.
Please fight!
I said I don't want to fight!
Let's do it!
Stop it!
Hey, wait!
Hey, wait a minute!
Can you fight like this?
Can you fight?
Well...
I can fight a little.
But I don't get excited easily.
I'm telling you.
Why don't you get excited easily?
I don't think I can catch up with you.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
You don't know?
You only know colors.
Colors are fine.
You finally understand.
But...
You're a hero!
But...
You're staring at me.
That's fine, isn't it?
Even if you're watching TV, you're attracted to me, right?
Then you...
You're out of line!
You're staring at me!
I'm curious about you!
Hey, come here!
What's wrong with you?
No, no, this is...
This is for when we fight.
I use it like a signal.
But...
He's interested in you, too.
No, I...
I'm not crazy or anything like that.
What's wrong with you talking like that?
If you want to go again, I'll show you again.
You have too many things.
No, but...
It's not like that...
Why are you giving it to me?
You have too many things!
What is it?
Don't fight!
In that sense, pink is the closest.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Change your tongue and don't lower your lunch box.
I just said it.
Pink is the closest, isn't it?
Yes, pink is the closest! I'll say it like this.
Right?
Yes.
Thank you very much!
Think about it again!
Can you really say you're a hero like this?
Stand up!
Excuse me!
Think about it!
Thank you very much!
Excuse me!
Think about it!
Stand up!
Will you continue?
That old woman! Where did she come from?
Hey! What are you doing?!
What's wrong with you?!
It's not like you can do anything about it!
I'm worried about you!
All right!
What's wrong with you?!
What are you doing?!
You're late for school today!
Get out of the way!
Vocalist Hiji!
Guitarist Jin!
Bassist Sada!
Drums Peace!
Us!
Yoko Ake!
Kimu!
Jinbei!
Go!
Bu!
Sa!
Ta!
Go, Sada!
One, two, one, two, three!
No matter the rank in the ship [ship, ship]
The ship is also a "shipper [shipper] " [ship, ship]
I want a girlfriend [ship, ship]
Boasting of being 'very very very very'
Grandpa, I thought you were dead the other day.
Grandpa? Grandpa?
GRANDPA!
Bari, bari, bari, bari, bari, rock 'n' roll!
This place is a mess!
You're still cool.
Run! Run!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! stop!
Please stop it! This is a prank!
Ahh! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
If you look me in the eye, my words will resonate with you, even to the tip of my fingers.
Provided by Maiden, Lotte, T&G, and Nestlé Japan.