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Kanagawa Prefecture!
Morocco's morning!
Yamazuchi Prefecture is in full swing!
Yamazuchi Prefecture!
I want to be your girlfriend!
Oh, that's fun!
Thank you for everything!
Thank you!
I hope you always enjoy yourself!
First of all, I like you very much!
So I'd like you to tell me about your profile!
You're a celebrity and you're a good person!
Of course, you're tall and you're in the final year of college.
Your hair is long and you have a big tail!
Please tell me everything you like about me!
Please!
Okay!
Let's start with something!
I'm a freshman in elementary school.
I was born in 1945 and I'm 24 years old.
Hey, hey, hey! Don't film me!
You don't have a pocket?
Oh, you have a pocket!
I'm not 24 years old!
I don't know why, either!
You're such an old-fashioned pocket!
Did you get rid of your pocket?
You're such an old-fashioned pocket!
Don't film me!
Hey, hey, hey!
Good evening! I'm Jack Sparrow!
Okay! As usual...
Hey, hey, hey! We're going to have a competition!
Okay! As usual...
Let me introduce you to our guests!
Okay, ladies and gentlemen!
When it comes to Yokozudas...
Takano Hana and Akebono...
Which of them is actually stronger?
Please tell me clearly in the competition!
By the way, it's a little late, but...
I'm going to aim for a Yokozuda, too!
I got it from Watanabe Toru in Tokyo!
Thank you!
Okay! Let's call them out!
Neo Yokozuda!
How are you?
Rie! Rie!
Oh, you've already said goodbye, so please be quiet!
Nice to meet you!
Mr. Akemura!
Hello!
Oh, you speak Japanese well!
Oh, thank you very much!
And you speak Christian too!
Yes, I do!
And so, today's game is this one!
Oh!
It's a snowboard game where you push a cow!
I just came out of the fire and I'm burning.
It's healthy.
Today is the fifth round of the sumo match.
The first round is this!
Omoshiro Kururuzuma!
Now, Ryo Yokozuna.
The rules are as follows.
There is a turntable.
When I say "start",
the new turntable starts spinning.
While it's still there,
can you fight properly without turning your eyes?
It's scary, but...
Now, you two.
Yes, yes, that's it.
Here we go.
Watch and learn!
Shippu Haro!
Second round!
That girl...
That girl's got low tension!
Now, are you ready?
The second round is no longer spinning!
Look over here, please!
There is an instant target here!
What is it?
I'm going to throw this up now!
And you two!
Please cooperate and enter this target!
As soon as you two enter this target, the sumo will start!
I see.
Do you understand?
Who are you?
Look over here!
If you don't enter this target, the sumo will not start yet!
I see.
As soon as you enter...
Until you enter, you two will cooperate, right?
That's right!
Of course, the one who adds their opponent from the vote first is the winner!
Yes!
Wait, isn't it better for you to stand like this from the beginning?
That's right!
Why are you standing like that?
You can't do it!
He found out!
The last target is...
The instant target!
Here it is!
Let's see if Mr. Akemoto or the historian himself has something to say about it.
Let's see what Mr. Motegi has to say about it.
Okay, stop!
My legs are out!
I know it's wrong of me to say this, but it can't be helped!
But!
Let's see our 3rd round!
We will be using these strange tables to fight.
The rules are the same - you must not move out of the ring, or raise your hands.
Only raise your hands?
You will only do your best with your feet?
No!
Do you know how high you can climb first?
Yes!
We will challenge you to climb higher only with your feet!
Okay!
Okay, let's do it!
Okay!
So far, Takanohana-san has won twice in a row!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Let's see!
Fight!
Get up!
It's fine to use your hands!
I'm sorry!
Your hands are fine!
So, you're fine too, right?
Yeah!
So, let's start the third round!
Look at me! Look at me!
Ready...
Start!
Wow, you're not moving much!
Don't look away!
Look at me!
Y-you're crazy!
Let's kill him!
I told you!
W-what are you doing?!
This program is made in China.
Lotte.
What are you doing?!
"b" and "g".
"nesle" japan.
Provided by Nisshin Foods.
Fourth round!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'll ask you to take off your sumo clothes with this courage, but at the same time as I'm leaving, the bomb in the middle will explode!
However, you are a couple of sideburns, so it is worthwhile for you to stay in this courage without ending your courage!
This seems like a pretty big big explosion, so in my personal opinion, I think you should run away immediately!
At the moment, Takarada-san has 3 wins and Akemono-san has 0 wins!
Today is the fifth round! It's no longer worth it!
You only have one round, so please win!
Yes!
Well, let's get started!
Look at each other! Look at each other!
Ready...
Set...
Go!
Ouch ouch ouch!
Hey, you should stop the explosion!
Please stop it! Please stop it for a second!
Please stop it!
You should have blown up before the bomb exploded!
What a stubborn guy!
This is the last round!
So, in this way, it's a question with Rola's vote.
Rola has a little gap in between, so in the end, the one who falls down will lose.
You make it up.
Yes.
There is no love today. If you win with this, you get five points.
By the way, every time, I'm also excited! Excited!
No, today, with that spinning thing for the first time, most of my power has been taken away.
Isn't that the same condition?
Give me five points!
I've lost!
You've lost!
So, will you say it?
At the end, Akebono-san, please say something!
So, let's go!
Where shall we go?
Look at each other!
Here we go.
Ready!
Go up!
Now, Rola is spinning!
Oh, be careful!
Go up!
Drop it! Drop the opponent!
Akebono-san, hang in there!
OK!
OK! Sakano-san wins!
Sakano-san wins!
That means...
Hey!
There was something in there!
What is it?
I can't feel what's in there.
I can only see the top layer.
Wait a minute!
Was there something in there?
Takanae Takanae
What was going on in there?
"Kyaaa!" he said.
Why do you think he changed his mind?
I don't know.
He must be a well-off person.
It was a nice house.
So, the result is...
5-0 for "Takanae"
This time, there is no punishment.
But...
"5-0" is such a pathetic way of losing.
"Akebono-san" must be punished.
So...
Today, I will make you feel embarrassed.
Is that so?
Well...
I was a little worried about this "fundoshi" when it first came out.
But you took it.
You bought it, didn't you?
"Ryu-san" took it and...
Is it okay for me to take it?
The audience...
They are watching you and they are feeling embarrassed.
But...
From next time...
Excuse me, but...
This is not something you see in a variety show.
You have to see it for yourself.
It's not that cute!
So...
The winner is "Takanae-san".
Is it okay for me to take it?
Yes!
No...
From next time...
Do your best!
I really don't want to do this!
Excuse me.
Yes!
Is it okay?
I'm so embarrassed!
So...
Ultimate punishment game!
Make me feel embarrassed!
Look me in the eye and look me in the face!
She probably...
No, she definitely looks like a real person.
No, she's not!
She's funny!
She's funny! She's got money in her!
Here you are.
Oh, thank you.
Here you are.
She looks like a real person!
Right?
Oh, my car...
Here you are.
Please have a seat.
I'm sorry.
Here you are.
You must be tired.
Here you are.
Where did you come from?
Oh, Tokyo.
Oh, Tokyo!
Tokyo is a mess!
Yes, it is.
The cars and the city...
No, I don't mean that.
I mean as a human being.
There are a lot of people.
Not people, but you guys.
Oh, I don't like it.
Huh?
You know, you're a refreshing couple.
It feels good.
You're a young man and a woman.
You're a cute woman.
Would you like something to eat or a bath?
I'm hungry.
Would you like something to eat?
Something to eat?
Yes.
Would you like it?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
I don't usually eat healthy food.
I have to do that.
Huh?
No, I don't mean you.
I mean this woman.
Huh?
I'll do it right away.
Huh?
I can't help it, so I'll do it right away.
Huh?
You idiot!
Hey, you're making me sick.
Hey, stop it.
Hey, let's have dinner.
Dinner? Will it take you long?
Would you like to take a bath?
Okay?
To get rid of your dirty body.
Before we start eating, would you like to take a bath?
Okay?
Okay.
Take a shower in the bath and wash yourself.
What? Shower?
Yes. You're dirty.
What's wrong?
Would you like some tea? I'm sorry, but...
No, thank you.
You don't have any tea for me.
Hey!
What?
What's wrong?
What?
Hey!
What?
What's wrong?
What?
What's wrong?
What?
Hey!
Argh!
Great, fresh couple.
Good, good.
Yes.
Good.
Yes.
Right?
(laughter)
(thud)
(laughter)
Hey, hey, hey.
(laughter)
Right?
(laughter)
I'll prepare it.
Please wait a moment.
(laughter)
Yes!
(laughter)
You can ask me anything.
I'd like to give you a tour of the karting club today.
Thank you for having me.
You're at the golf course, aren't you, Ryoko?
Yes, it's very beautiful and refreshing.
Yes, it is.
Today, we have guests with us...
Yes.
...to have fun playing this golf game!
That's right.
We want the guests to have fun going home.
That's right.
This is what we're doing.
Let me introduce our guests.
Mr. Fujinami Tatsumi and Mr. Oomori Yukari.
Welcome!
Thank you for having me!
Before I explain the rules...
...let me introduce you to a veteran caddie...
...who knows everything about golf.
Mr. Caddie!
Hello!
You look like a career man.
I've been here for a long time.
Really?
It's very nice.
It's a golf course.
Golf course?
Yes.
Is it a difficult course?
No, it's not that difficult of a course.
Really?
It's just that there's an ikei course, of course.
There's an ikei bunker course.
Yes, there's an ikei bunker course.
Please be careful.
I heard it's an 83-yard course.
Yes.
Now, the club you'll be using...
Yes.
Mr. Caddie...
Yes?
It's over here.
Um...
The one you're wearing is number seven iron, right?
Yes.
I'm wearing it...
Oh, my...
Yes.
You're getting a little old.
Yes.
I bought this earlier at Niki Golf.
Pitching!
I don't know where I put the ball.
You don't know where you put the ball, do you?
It depends on how you feel.
You talk a lot, don't you?
Yes.
Um...
What about this ugly club?
This...
This is...
Sandals.
This is a bunker.
A bunker.
You use it a lot, don't you?
I use it a lot.
Yes.
On the back...
Sandals.
Yes.
These have power.
Yes.
These sandals.
The head is big, so...
That's right.
The head is big, so...
The hit is big, so...
Is that a driver's club on the back?
It's a driver's club.
It's number one club.
Nice to meet you.
And then...
There's a rare club over here.
That's right.
This is...
Number six club.
I use it a lot, too.
Do you use it a lot?
I do.
The head is big...
It looks big, so...
I see.
So...
Yes.
The second club...
Giant Swing Golf.
So...
Yes.
Let's use this club and have fun!
Let's do it!
Hey, can you sleep for a second?
Because...
Love is the life of golfer!
But you can't do it like this!
Sleep!
Let's do it!
I got it!
No, you didn't.
Choro! Choro! Choro!
Moaz T-shirt and Choro!
Sweet!
Choro! Choro! Choro!
Here you are.
Are you OK?
It looks heavy.
Let's do it!
Go!
- I'm scared! - Are you okay?
- Ah! Minami!
- I'm in trouble! - Go! You're always like this!
I can't wait!
Ah! But I'll run!
Minami! Minami!
- I'm here to run, so let's go from here! - Ah! You can do it!
- It's okay! - It's okay!
- Okay! It's okay! - It's okay!
Can we have an emergency meeting at the club?
Are you okay?!
- Are you okay?! - Leader! Leader!
- You can do it! - Are you okay?!
She's an anti-leader!
Look at her! She's resisting!
You'll fall! You'll fall!
You'll fall! Ah!
Shirori-san, you can do it!
- You can do it! - I can't do it!
No one can do it!
Okay!
- This program is heavy! - One more!
Go!
Ah! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
- You can't do it! - You can't do it!
It's dangerous!
One, two...
What kind of pillow is that?
Get on it, you couple!
I didn't do anything!
It's like you're sleeping in a white pillow.
Okay, let's keep our distance.
Okay, let's do it!
I'm scared!
I'm not scared at all!
Let's run away, but...
It's been a while since we ran away.
One, two...
What?
Oh, no! We're back!
This guy is evil!
Don't say that!
Get up, you couple!
You have a bad personality!
Is it hard?
I'm scared!
You hit his face!
He hit the ground!
I didn't do it for fun!
But it's easy to use!
I'll start!
One, two...
Look!
Wow!
I'm embarrassed.
It's good.
It was great.
That's it.
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
Nothing.
What a good kid.
Let's go somewhere else in the afternoon.
Oh, I don't like it.
Could you be nice?
Can I?
Oh, yes.
What's wrong with you?
I'm embarrassed.
Ready?
One, two...
That's funny.
That's no good.
Okay.
One, two...
Okay!
You did it!
Good job!
You did it!
One, two...
Okay, okay, you're close.
One, two...
This is the second time, right?
One, two...
What is this?
You have to do it like this.
It's the same.
It's the same, isn't it?
Oh, it hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
No!
It hurts! It hurts!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Minami is a fool!
Why?
One, two...
You did it!
Anyway...
Okay.
We put in 16 shots.
Thank you very much!
However...
It was difficult.
You must be tired, Minami-san.
Omoi-san, how was it?
It wasn't funny or anything like that.
But...
All of the clubs we've been to have done it like this.
Right.
Usually, clubs that have done their best don't do anything like this.
Right.
But this club doesn't do anything like this, does it?
It doesn't.
I feel sorry for you.
Minami-san, Omoi-san, thank you very much for today!
Thank you!
Thank you, all of you in the club behind me!
Thank you!
That's all!
This has been Giant Dancing Galore!
Bye-bye!
You know what? I'll lick my own shoes, so you'd better forgive me.
Hey, move!
If you do like this, I'll eat you alive!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Do you really have a bullet?
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
I'll eat you alive!
I'm sorry!
Good morning, everyone!
Before we start today's class, I have an announcement for you.
Have you recovered from your illness?
Why did you say that?
What did you say?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'd like to introduce you to a new friend of mine.
He's Hamada Masatoshi from Tenkosei.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Hamada. Nice to meet you.
What's up with you?
Do you have a bullet?
If you have any questions, just ask me and I'll tell you.
I'm a music teacher, you know.
Have a seat.
Ouch!
You'll get us in trouble!
What's up with you guys?
We're just acting.
What are you doing?
Look at this!
There's a little Ivo here!
Come here!
Stop it!
You!
Go away!
Look at me!
Don't you dare look at me!
Don't you dare!
Don't run away!
Stop it!
Stop!
Wait!
Not again!
Why do you look so angry?
Chief! Chief! Chief!
Not again!
Why do you look so angry?
I'm busy!
Like this!
Chief! Chief! Chief!
Chief!
Why do you do this?
I'll cut your hands.
Don't cut my hands!
Whatever.
Today...
I don't care about their faces.
But next time...
Chief!
How about cutting their hands?
How frustrating.
Chief!
Eat crabs! Crabs!
Here we go!
It's cold!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This is a match against the super elementary school team.
Yes, yes.
The start of 100 meters was good, but...
It was good, wasn't it?
I burned myself with badminton and ice hockey.
It was good, wasn't it?
This is a victory or defeat.
Yes.
I want you to win soon.
Today...
I came to win.
To win...
I see.
Let me introduce you to the second item.
It's boring just to put it out in bread.
I see.
With a slightly different thought...
Oh, really?
Could you stand over here for a moment?
Yes, yes.
Music, start!
Yes.
What are you doing?
Could you stand over here for a moment?
The camera will be exposed.
Is it okay like this?
Yes.
Here we go.
Yes.
Huh?
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
Look! Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
It's amazing!
What is it?
Anyway, this is...
Well, this is...
Yes.
Thank you very much.
I want to know the price.
I'm sorry.
Well, this time...
Yes.
"Cute".
I've never done it before.
No, you haven't.
Well, let me introduce you to today's blind spots of Super Shorosei Corps.
Yes.
Tomita Yuichiro, elementary school six years old, judo history four years old.
In the advanced exam, he jumped over the 5th and 4th grades and suddenly became 3rd grade.
His hobbies are violin and piano.
He lives in Dengenchofu, and he is well-known for his martial arts.
I'm not just good at bowing.
I'm also good at piano and violin.
I'm good at everything.
Now, the quiet battle of judo has finally begun.
The one who hits more than ten arrows on the target wins.
Yuichiro's first arrow.
In the quietness of the water, you can only hear his breathing.
You can't say anything about the tension.
Is this one of the characteristics of judo, which leaves the spirit of martial arts cheerful?
Now, what kind of war attack will Yuichiro show us?
He takes an arrow and squeezes it as hard as he can.
It seems that his concentration is also increasing at the same time.
His first arrow.
It missed over the target.
At this moment, his body is happy.
Hamada is happy.
It missed over the target.
Now, Hamada's first arrow.
I'm nervous.
I feel like I want to forget everything I've learned so far.
I'm starting to feel it.
Oh, it's getting hot.
Now, my feelings have hardened.
Just one more minute of attention.
While increasing my mental concentration, I'm pulling in my fingers.
The atmosphere alone is filled with a tension like before an explosion, but...
Now, what about it?
Perfectly in front of me, ten meters away.
Now, my second one.
I missed it!
Not yet!
Not yet either!
Together with my third and fourth, I finally have my fifth one.
First up is you, sir!
So close!
Are you a coward, sir?
Now, my fifth one.
I'm going to take advantage of my opponent's weakness and score a goal.
I missed it!
We're done with the items, but we haven't put them on each other yet.
That's right.
Well, I know it myself.
It's getting out of the basics.
I see, I see.
Also, aren't you riding a horse?
A horse?
For me, it's selling in a place where it's not in its usual state.
It's always on?
Yeah, it's always selling from where it is, you know?
It's really hard to do it in a place like this.
Hey, young man, you're under a lot of pressure, aren't you?
Yes, I'm a little nervous.
Is this also part of your social studies?
Yes.
It's finally the second half. Hamada's sixth shot.
The one who scores first is likely to have an advantage over the others.
How will it be?
Oh, that was close!
That was close!
It was slightly off!
Tomori's sixth, seventh and eighth shots.
Will he get one here?
I can't reach it.
Oh!
You hit it!
It's one pound.
Oh!
You couldn't reach it.
It's finally the ninth shot. First up is the old man.
Oh!
It's off!
All right!
All right, Hamada, this is where you want to hit it no matter what.
Oh!
That was close!
It's finally the tenth shot.
If he scores this, the old man will win again.
Oh!
That was close!
It was slightly off!
It's finally the last shot. Hamada's last chance.
This is where you want to hit it no matter what.
Ugh! I missed it big time! I missed it big time!
Ugh! I'm going to get hit, Hamada!
At this moment, the winner of this match has been decided!
Ah, I'm so angry!
Can you give me one more shot?
Oh, you're going to hit it?
No, I'm going to hit it.
Maybe next time, I'm going to hit it with a carefree feeling like I don't care about the match.
Oh, you're going to hit it?
Yes, I'm going to hit it.
Okay, until you hit it, you'll have to use the tape three more times.
Ready, set, go!
THE END
That's because he's right-throwing and left- hitting.
I wish I could come to Tarachine Onsen anytime.
It's the best.
I'm glad you came.
Leave it to me!
I want to take a shower.
With an honest feeling.
What's with you?!
Let me go!
You're ugly!
What's with you is boring!
Everyone, look at this!
3D cinema. Captain Jackson.
It looks like fun.
Let's not do it!
Let's go in!
It's fun!
There's nothing to do.
I know.
Let's go.
Excuse me!
3D cinema.
That's what we do.
What's 3D cinema?
You'll know when you see it.
I can't tell you.
Is it fun?
You'll know when you see it.
Sales interference!
Wait!
How much is it?
500 yen per person.
How much is it?
300 yen per person.
Okay!
I'll have one of these.
This one!
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll take it out.
No, you can have it.
Thank you.
You!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Don't say it.
I won't forgive you for what you did earlier!
What are you talking about?
I don't like you!
I don't know what you did earlier!
I'm sorry.
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm fine.
How about you, Genocchi?
Just sit there and...
Don't stand up too much when you start.
Yes, yes.
Don't move too much.
If you're not going to the bathroom, go now.
Oh, yes.
This is fun.
It's pretty good.
You'll be surprised.
It's about here.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Captain Jackson?
Uncle!
Jackson?
Uncle!
Huh?
That's it.
What?
Wait!
Captain Jack... Uncle?
You're just eating.
Jackson?
What? Jackson?
What is that?
What's the meaning of this?
What is it?
Don't jump out too much.
500 yen is not enough for you guys.
Didn't you say 500 yen?
If it was 500 yen, I'd only show you this much.
But if you give me another 1,000 yen, I can jump out more.
Really?
What are you going to do?
I'm not stupid like you.
I'll give you 500 yen.
You're not paying me?
If you give me another 1,000 yen...
Okay.
1,000 yen...
3 yen...
5 yen...
I'll give you 1,500 yen.
Why didn't you say that from the beginning?
I'll give you 1,500 yen.
I'll give you 5 yen.
1,500 yen?
It's okay.
You're special!
OK, here we go!
What's with you, Haruki?
Hey!
He just came up to you!
Hey!
He just came up to you!
That's enough!
What are you talking about?
Show me what you've got!
I won't do that!
That's better!
That's not how you do it!
That's enough!
That's better!
That's not how you do it!
Stupid boy, of course not, you're my love
Your favorite girl is a valentine, barely a master
I'm a little jealous, oh boy, I love you
Your favorite girl is a valentine, you're so cute, you're so cute, you're so cute
That girl is a cheater's valentine
That girl, valentine, is a cheater's name
You're an ugly little girl, wait a minute, make me blue
Bang, bang, bang, valentine, you're a naughty cow
You're a naughty little cat, that girl is a cheater's valentine
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