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The Valentine's Day Party
Let's get started!
Party time!
Good evening, everyone!
Valentine's Day is coming up, February 14th.
This is your party.
If you had a lot of chocolates or expensive chocolates, which one would you like?
A lot! A lot! A lot!
If you have a lot of chocolates or expensive chocolates, which one would you like?
Home!
Where is your home?
Osaka! Osaka!
Where in Osaka?
Osaka!
Please bring your chocolates home!
Thank you!
These chocolates are matcha flavored.
See you soon!
Bye!
I'm a fan of his! I want to be his fan!
Now, I will introduce you again today!
Geun! Jatsukoi-san! Jatsukoi-san! Osu! Osu!
Today, let me find out who is the jungle master!
Of course, I will fight against Tarzan, who is said to be the king of the jungle, and Yokoi-san, who was discovered in the jungle!
Nice to meet you!
By the way, until I was five years old, I was a wild animal running around the jungle!
Now I am from Takahiro-san's village in Osaka- city.
Thank you! Thank you for bringing up Takahiro-san!
Now, let me introduce you again today!
Tarzan and Yokoi-san! Please come out!
Hello, I'm Yokoi.
You look like him, don't you?
Thank you for having me.
I'm Tarzan of the jungle.
And you are?
I'm Yokoi.
I know who you are, Yokoi-san!
So, today's game is...
"The jungle is dangerous" game!
Now, let me explain you the rules.
Today...
"The jungle is dangerous" game!
Oh, are you okay? Are you white?
"The jungle is dangerous" game!
In the first round, there are various fruits.
You have to go around them in order to win.
The one who gets the fruits wins!
However, look behind you.
There are two mixers with milk in them.
The one who gets the fruits will drink it as it is.
However, the one who loses...
If you put ridiculous things in the fruits...
and lose in the end...
you have to drink up all of the juice.
This is...
Um...
Your reaction is good.
Thank you.
Good.
Thank you.
So, it's pretty hard to drink up all of it.
Okay, okay, okay!
Yokoi-san, don't lose and do your best!
Thank you very much!
Now, look at this in the first round.
Yes!
There is a snake in the place where the mixer has been transformed.
Yes!
This snake doesn't seem to care about it.
So, you have to get the apple in the middle.
Yes!
Are you ready?
Now, first of all...
Please spin it!
Go ahead!
Now!
Oh, you didn't spin it!
Let's go!
Ready...
Just you wait! I'll show you!
The snake got entangled!
I'll take it off!
You shouldn't be like that!
I'm begging you, you shouldn't be like that!
Now, Kaga-san has obtained the apple, so I'll have you put the apple in the mixer.
However, for Yakoi-san who lost, I'll have you put this in instead of the apple!
Wait for me! Now, please put it in!
Yay!
For Yakoi-san who lost, I'll have you put this in instead of the natto!
This is no problem at all!
There are only four ingredients left, so let's do our best!
If I lose one more time, I'm done for!
That's right!
If you win the next match and win the match, you don't have to drink it!
Yay!
You know what you're doing, don't you?
Please win!
Next up is the second round!
In the second round, the machine will change a little like this!
The top and bottom sticks will spin around,
so while avoiding the two sticks well, let's have you obtain the melon in the middle!
Now, are you ready?
Let's have you spin it first!
Spin it!
Okay!
This is scary!
Last one! Ready...
Spin it!
(Cheering)
Do you think you can do it like this?
It's a machine I came up with!
Why don't you try it? If you can do it, I can do it too!
(Cheering)
Let's go!
(Whistle)
(Cheering)
I'm a jungle master.
Me?
It was too late.
Too late, too late.
Right?
Don't be stupid.
You're a big mouth.
It doesn't matter.
Well, let's have you two come in.
Come in!
(Cheering)
Come in!
And for Yokoi-san, instead of melon, let's put this in instead!
Amigakiko!
Hey, hey, hey!
Just one, will you? You can drink it, just put it in.
(Laughter)
Now, at this point, Tarzan-san has 2 points.
And since Yokoi-san has 0 points,
if you lose in the 5th round,
if you lose,
I'll buy you something.
Thank you very much.
Next up is the 3rd round!
(Cheering)
(Drum roll)
Come in!
In the 3rd round, look behind you!
Behind you is a totem pole!
And on top of it is a pineapple.
The two of you, from this tree,
will continue to drop the totem pole,
using Daruma-san's technique!
And as soon as you do, you will win this pineapple!
Until now, speed is everything in this game!
Let's do our best!
Do your best!
I'm scared of this guy flying from behind!
That's not true!
Ready...
(Whistle)
(Cheering)
That guy is serious!
(Laughter)
Isn't it?
If you say so!
Yes!
This guy!
Yes!
What's your name?
(Laughter)
Hamamoto!
Hamamoto-kun!
No, it's not!
It's Hamada-kun!
(Laughter)
Hamada-kun!
Yes!
While doing it...
Yes!
I can see!
Ah! Matsumoto is already coming like that!
Let's raise the pitch!
(Laughter)
I can do it!
Yes!
Matsumoto-kun!
(Laughter)
I don't know!
(Laughter)
(Cheering)
Hey!
Hey! Matsumoto-kun!
Let's sing together!
(Laughter)
(Cheering)
Let's sing!
(Music)
(Coughing)
Now, we will play this!
A meat source!
(Whistle)
Yokoi-san's pitch is...
Wow! It's too low!
(Laughter)
Wait a minute!
We lost three times in the fifth round, didn't we?
That's right!
Then, let's play the second round...
However!
It's a coincidence!
What?
In the next fourth round...
What's a coincidence?!
(Laughter)
Hey!
What?
What's a coincidence?!
I thought it was bad, so I looked back at the rules a little while ago!
Then, in the fourth round, there are only three points!
(Cheering)
If we win...
(Cheering)
If we win...
We can win the fifth round and the final with the same points!
Wow! How many points?!
We are lucky!
No, we are really lucky!
(Laughter)
Then, let's play the fourth round!
(Cheering)
Now, please look at this for the fourth round!
Yes.
It's Keigo-chan, the gorilla!
Yes.
Keigo-chan, the gorilla, will dig a lot of oranges from now on!
Are you ready?
You two will use this net on your shoulders...
Yes.
...to pick up the oranges.
The game is how many oranges you can pick up in 30 seconds.
Now, let's start with Parzan-san!
Yes!
The time is 30 seconds!
Ready...
(Whistle)
(Cheering)
Now, Mr. Turner!
Yes?
Actually, there were three, but one fell while moving.
Oh, is that so?
And in this case, the point will be for the part that remains in the net.
Yes!
You got two points!
(Cheering)
But the last "boo"!
The last one, it was already "boo" at this time.
(Laughter)
Unfortunately, it is not ringing.
(Laughter)
It's too funny.
(Laughter)
Three!
Instead of looking for a hole like this, think about getting three!
I don't know how many you got, but you didn't look dirty!
I didn't look dirty or beautiful, but I looked handsome.
(Laughter)
OK!
Let's have each of you do it!
I'm scared of this one!
Are you sure?
After all, it's big!
(Laughter)
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Oh, I...
If you get the three, you will catch up with the same score!
OK!
Let's go!
Ready!
(Whistle)
(Cheering)
Give me five of these!
Can you give me five of these?
Five of them! Five of them!
How about it?
He only got one, but I got five of them!
How about it?
Three against three, it's a tie!
(Laughter)
Please put it in front of you.
Why?
Well, that's it.
I won for the first time!
And the loser, Tarzan, will put this in the mixer!
(Music)
Tarzan's reaction to the mixer has also become tight!
Is it that hard?
Yes.
Can you eat it?
Um...
This program is brought to you by Nisshin Foodstuffs...
Meiden Company...
Lotte...
P&G...
And Nestle Japan.
Now, for the last round!
For the last round, you'll have to fight around that banana!
The banana that Keiko-chan has over there!
You'll have to ride it on top of this tree and go all the way down!
At the end of the round, you'll have to jump and catch that banana first!
And you win!
Yes!
It's already in front of you!
If you catch it first and then catch it later...
It's a tie at that point, so it's sudden death!
I see!
Um...
She doesn't have much concentration!
(Laughter)
Um...
She doesn't have any interest in what I'm saying!
That kind of attitude!
(Laughter)
Jump at the right timing!
That's a cool attitude!
(Laughter)
You're good!
Here I go!
Ready...
(Whistle)
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
(Cheering)
I can't jump.
Let's do it, Yokoi!
Ready!
(Cheering)
Let's do it!
Eh?
(Laughter)
Go! Go!
Go!
Eh?
I am sure of what I said.
Really? Really, really, really.
Then I'll say hello to you.
Go!
Ah! Go!
(Cheering)
Thank you!
Now, if Yokoi-san loses...
...the game will be decided!
I'll win for sure!
Let's go!
Go, Yokoi-san!
OK!
Will you say "Go" yourself?
Of course!
Will your mother say it for you?
No, no, I'll say it myself.
Say it yourself!
I just said it for you, didn't I?
You're really mean!
Go!
Go! Go!
I'm sure it worked!
- It didn't! - It didn't!
The banana was supposed to go down, but it went up even more!
No, no, no! The timing is wrong!
As I said last time, I was drowned!
Instead of the banana, let's have Yokoi-san put this in for me!
Yes!
Here you go!
It looks like dried persimmon!
Now, I will put this in!
Now, the total score is...
4-3, so this team wins!
3-3, so this team wins!
Let's go to the summer!
Are you going to eat the whole thing?
Yes.
This is yours and this is me...
You... you... that...
The color is only one serving of sushi.
You...
But this time, there's also mandarin.
That's right.
Yes.
There's only mandarin.
That's right.
Now, suck it up.
Yes.
It stinks!
Oh my...
I'm definitely going to get caught on my way back.
I... I don't know what kind of drink you're drinking.
What kind of drink are you drinking?
Are you really going to drink it?
Yes.
This is already the worst game.
Hey, you...
Suck it up and be my partner.
Why?!
That's stupid!
That's a punishment!
It's a love love show.
You're not going to drink it, are you?!
Go ahead!
Oh no!
They're crying!
Hey, everyone, they're crying!
Poor thing!
What's wrong?!
This is bad!
The End
You're back!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
While I was away, the island was in trouble!
Now I'm the only one left!
Is that so?!
That's too bad!
By the way, how's your uncle doing?
Is he doing well?
Well...
Didn't you knock on his door?
Actually...
The guys from Kuroiwa beat me up...
The guys from Kuroiwa beat you up?!
Go to hell!
Watch out!
Figure Comparison! Cycling! Cycling! Dokkan! Dokkan!
You were embarrassed, weren't you?
You were really embarrassed, weren't you?
So, Mr. Matsumoto! Yes, yes!
Is this today's project?
This is amazing!
Is it?
Well, to be frank...
Well, Itago has returned, but...
There are a lot of regulars!
Let's get rid of one of them!
Well, Higashino is now...
You know, the character called "Carrie Higashino"...
That character is now...
Very important, and he will continue to do it in the future.
That's right!
If that happens...
Well, it doesn't matter who it is!
Now, there is something called "speed" in the movie, isn't there?
I haven't seen it yet, but I know what it is about.
Speed
At a speed of less than 80 km/h...
A terrifying dimensional bomb that automatically explodes...
A bus that erodes at high speed...
Will the main character, Keanu Reeves...
Be able to save his passengers?
A non-stop hyper-tensioned screamer machine movie...
That has caught the whole world in a tense and excited whirlpool...
Speed
When a certain speed comes up on a bicycle...
The switch is already turned on...
So, if the speed drops to a certain extent...
It will explode...
That's what I've heard.
Isn't this your first job today?
No, it's not!
You're already 31 years old!
What do you mean, "first job"?
I'm 26 years old!
Didn't you come here to buy something?
No!
Well, then...
Kurano-san...
Good luck!
Ready...
Get out of the way!
Murano-san, please pull out the pin.
Hey, you with the lamp, pull out the pin.
Yes, please pull out the pin.
Yes, yes, yes.
You idiot, you're drunk.
I'm not drunk.
Go fast, go fast, go fast!
Stop it!
What the hell are you doing?
Stop it!
It's downhill.
Don't fall down.
I'm not falling down.
You're falling down.
You don't have to go with the speed of the car.
Go fast, go fast!
I'm not drunk.
Are you drunk?
Yes, I am.
You're drunk.
Stop it!
You're drunk!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
He's going, he's going, he's going!
There's still more to go!
My heart's about to burst!
The goal is right in front of you, Kurano-san!
Hang in there!
Hang in there, Kurano-san!
Wow!
We're in trouble!
Kurano-san!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Shouga, Shouga!
Kurano-san!
Shouga!
Kurano-san, are you okay?
What are you throwing at me for?
Kurano-san...
The weather is terrible!
I'm going to take my pin off!
Let's go!
Okay!
Good luck!
Say "red", say "red".
If you don't know what it is, say "red".
I'm going to take my pin off, so say it.
Red, you're going to be in the picture.
You're going to be in the picture, so say "red".
What are you doing?!
Red, say "red"!
Red, say "red" more!
I'm going to be in the picture!
Red, say "red"!
Red!
You're in the picture!
Red!
Red, say "red"!
Red, say "red" more!
Okay, say it!
Say it!
Good luck!
That face!
It can't be helped.
Too fast!
I'm sorry!
You're quite a slow starter, aren't you?
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts...
What are you doing?
OK, do your best!
What are you doing?!
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
I'll stop! I'll stop!
I'll stop if you don't do it!
Hey, watch out!
What are you doing?!
Isn't it weird?!
Hey, watch out!
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
I don't know!
OK, OK, OK! I can do it! I can do it!
Do it again! Do it again!
We have family now!
Come over here! Come over here!
Take it! Take it!
OK, OK, OK!
That's good, that's good!
Keep up the good work!
Do your best, do your best, do your best!
Be careful!
Hang in there!
Don't stop!
It's dangerous!
Ibarra!
You're good!
It's cold!
It's burning!
It's coming out!
It's disgusting!
Yuck!
You were so good!
You could've done better!
I'm not good enough to score as a single man.
How tiring!
You're the most disgusting one!
If you'd let me play normally, I would've scored!
This guy is dirty.
You are speaking Japanese beautifully.
I'm going to quit too.
You are making fun of me.
You are a nice guy.
It was scary.
Out of the three of you, you were the best.
No one scored.
It doesn't matter who wins or who loses.
We will do it again next time.
Will you do it again?
Of course I will do it again.
You are making fun of me.
You are Alien 2.
THE END
I hope tomorrow is cloudy.
I don't like this weather.
I hope we don't get burnt and get married.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
I'm sorry to keep you waiting here today.
You only know this place!
I'm sorry!
Are you friends?
What's your name?
Gyufu.
Gyufu. How old are you?
I'm six.
- Sorry, I'm young. - What's going on?
- I'm sorry. - What's going on?
- I'm telling my boyfriend now. - Sorry, I'm calling you.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Sorry, I'm calling you.
- I'm sorry. - I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
- I'm sorry. - Next time, let's go out and play.
- I'm sorry. - OK, let's dance!
- It's you! - It's you!
It's you!
Red Ranger!
Blue Ranger!
Red Ranger!
Tiger Mask!
Green Ranger!
Red Ranger!
Shit! Run away! Hurry up!
I ran away!
Hurry up!
Sit!
Sit! Sit!
Today is...
Sit!
Hey! Look at me!
Who are you?
Blue Ranger!
I'm not blue!
Am I blue?
Blue! Blue! Blue!
Hey!
Red Ranger!
Why do you have no sleeves?
Hey!
Sit!
Hey! Sit!
Motherfucker!
Hey! Sit! Motherfucker! Why are you a woman? Motherfucker!
Hey! You are totally different! You are out of question!
No, you know...
Don't say that!
Please listen to me. Certainly, this "what" is Tiger Mask, but feelings are Kiranger! Feelings are...
Hey!
Old woman!
You...
You are crazy!
You don't even know the answer!
But...
Green... I wanted to go with green, so I chose the most green one.
No!
What's wrong with you?
You are totally different!
You are out of question!
No, but really...
What are you talking about?
I don't know, every time...
It's blue, isn't it? Give me the check.
You're a shame.
Am I?
If you weren't Northrib, you wouldn't make it.
You shouldn't have taken off your sleeves like that!
No, but...
I don't know what's wrong with it.
It's the same even if you stretch it out.
What are you trying to stretch out?
It's half and half. It doesn't suit you!
No, but it really doesn't suit you.
No, really...
What's wrong?
You know...
I don't know what I'm trying to do here.
I really don't know.
What if you miss this one?
I want to do it because it's not for five people.
But I don't have a Kiranger vessel.
I want to be a better actor.
I want to be a real showman.
You don't sound like a showman at all.
What's wrong with acting?
There are heroes who look like this.
Right?
That's why you're acting like that.
All right.
I want you to act like the hero you think you are.
All right.
I don't want you to get angry.
You can do whatever you want.
All right.
I'll say it again. I'll make a decision.
Let's start over.
Let's do it one by one.
All right.
Let's do it like that.
Thank you.
Go home.
You're in the way.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'll be waiting.
Thank you.
Be careful.
Excuse me!
I'm going home.
Kyo-chan!
Live on TV until morning - Nomaki
I'd like to talk about Japan's future, which is a big problem right now.
What will happen in Japan in the future, Mr. Mashizoe?
Money! There's a lighthouse coming out!
Anyway, what I want to say is that there's a lighthouse coming out and my brain is jammed!
Look at it!
I see.
Yeah, I know, I know.
What lighthouse? I'm filming "Naoki" right now! "Soprates" and "Platon" right now!
I...
Yeah, I know.
Well, if you say it like that, I'm saying it as a director!
"Kanno Movie Village"!
Yeah, I know.
I'm making a lot of money!
When I become a politician, I'll make a lot of money!
I'm going to be an actress!
It's amazing! You idiot!
Shut up, Ojima! You should film sometimes!
You should film too!
Shut up, you idiot!
You know, I'm popular!
When I have money, I want to do everything with my happy sister!
Hey, sister, you want to do everything with me, too, right?
Yes, let's hear about that from the audience.
Excuse me, but what do you think about Copernicus's leading role in Asia and B-district Maynard's role in the dissolution of the Cabinet of Ministers?
Huh?! Even if you say that all of a sudden...
Are you an idiot?!
You don't even know that?!
You idiot!
Go to the lighthouse, you idiot!
You should try acting, you idiot!
You should try drinking, you idiot!
Wow, Kyo-chan!
What's going on?
Oh, Bingo!
I wonder what's going to happen in Japan.
See you later!
World cuisine!
Cool and rich programs!
Your cuisine!
Make it hot!
Boo!
Let's get started with our popular segment, "If you eat it once in a while, you'll be like this person."
Today's guest is Cathy Tsukamoto from the Shimantagawa School of Cuisine.
Please come in!
Cathy Tsukamoto
Hello, teacher!
Nice to meet you!
So, teacher!
Yes?
As you can see on TV, we have a lot of fun today.
But what's today's dish?
Today's dish is borscht.
Oh, borscht!
It's a familiar dish in Russia, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But since we say "borscht" in Japan, isn't "borscht" one of them?
Oh, yes!
"Borscht" is one of them, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But in Russia, there are a lot of "borscht" dishes.
In Russia? Are there a lot of them?
Even if you say "borscht" in one word, there are a lot of different kinds.
So you can't really tell which "borscht" you want to make.
So today, considering that, we can't make "borscht", can we?
We can't.
We can't, can we?
We can't.
We can't, can we?
You're wearing an apron, aren't you?
She's surprised, isn't she?
It warms you up, doesn't it?
I'm sorry, really.
No, no, it's fine.
Cut it out.
No, no, it's fine.
I think you're a nasty woman.
No, no, it's fine.
It won't heal.
And today we're having dessert.
Today we're having dessert!
Dessert.
I'm looking forward to it.
Which dessert is it?
It's Russian.
Oh, it is Russian.
It's rare to have Russian dessert, isn't it?
Yes, can you make it for us right away?
Let's go.
I'm looking forward to it.
There's an interesting story.
Yes.
On the way here today...
Yes, what is it?
That car...
It's really...
I'm looking forward to it.
What is it?
Russian!
Oh, Russian.
It's Russian!
Yes, yes, yes.
And the crab...
Yes, crab.
It's crab, but...
Isn't crab weird for dessert?
Well...
I haven't heard of it much.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
No, I haven't heard of it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to put whipped cream on it.
Whipped cream?
It's different from dessert, isn't it?
Different?
Why do you think it's different?
I don't know!
What are you looking at?!
Is it different or not?
Why do you think I don't know?!
I'm sorry.
It's really weird for me, too.
It's really weird.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Whipped cream!
Yes!
You're cheating on me.
You know me.
I'll kill you.
Why do men cheat on women?
It's a difficult problem.
My husband must know about it.
What's wrong with him?
Men are like that.
Whipped cream.
Apply it evenly.
I'll do it.
Apply it evenly.
This is the point.
Why do you know it's different?
Why do you know it?
I don't know.
I'm shocked.
I was shocked.
Apply it.
Apply it evenly.
No! No!
Hurry up!
I need garlic.
Hurry up!
I'll bring it.
I'll bring garlic!
Kurisa!
What's going on?
I'm sorry, Ryoko.
I'll bring it.
Don't say "no" to me.
I'm sorry, Ryoko.
I'm shocked, Ryoko.
And this is lettuce.
Lettuce.
Wrap it with lettuce.
Please prepare lettuce.
I'm sorry.
Lettuce is prepared.
And here is the key.
Well...
I'm shocked.
Is it funny, Sensei?
What is it?
It's funny.
Is it?
I came here by car.
There is no place to park.
I've been waiting for a long time.
In the end, if you wait, you can park.
If you wait for a long time...
Someone will go.
I came here to park.
Lettuce.
Do you have carrots?
Yes.
Please prepare carrots.
Can I have one?
Do you want more?
Yes, I do.
Ryoko, let's prepare all of them.
Yes.
But one is enough for today.
Yes.
One is enough for today.
Do you hit lettuce with this carrot?
Let's hit it.
You can hit it lightly.
Yes.
Do you know why it's light?
You have to go to your wife.
Remember it.
Why do you hit lettuce?
You have to go to your wife.
It's an important question.
If you can't answer it, you can't go to your wife.
You have to hit it so you don't crush it.
Yes.
That's the answer.
You have to hit it lightly.
Yes.
Let's hit it.
Yes.
Hit it lightly.
So you don't crush it.
Yes.
I got it.
Yes.
Hit it.
Yes.
Hit it.
Yes.
I won't do it again!
You coward!
I'll go.
Me too.
Tamada! Go to hell!
It was a lonely night, painful and sad.
It was a lonely and long night.
The love that reaches my left shoulder
is eaten up by my right shoulder.
I want to see you like that,
like a candle that's been burned out.
I want to light up
just the two of us again.
When you ride, is it shaking?
When you love, is it still burning?
Thank you very much!
Thank you for listening!