AISubs v3.4
Anamaru-sensei's...
...no one's seen it before!
Hey!
Hey, young man!
What is this?
Everyone, the truth is...
I'm a big fan of handsome Itao-san.
So I asked Itao-san...
...why does handsome Itao-san...
...look down on handsome Kurano-san?
Hey! Hey!
Lower your voice!
Your face is low.
I can't say it on TV.
Say it!
What is it?
I'm a big fan of handsome Itao-san.
So I asked Itao-san...
...who is handsome?
You!
Hey, I'll be right back!
Good evening, I'm Jacky Toysa.
Let's get started with today's battle.
Now, let me introduce myself.
Good evening, Jacky Toysa.
Good evening!
I often use "Trump" as my job title,
but in reality,
between Mr. Mike and Mr. Trumpman,
which one is...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
Which one is leading the Japanese "Trump" team?
If you think about it like that,
you won't be able to do business!
You won't be able to do business!
This is from Mr. McGee and Mr. Shiroo!
Thank you, McGee!
Now, let me introduce
today's two protagonists!
Mr. Oyamada and Mr. Otani!
Please come out!
Man-san, you're ugly no matter what you do!
You!
But do you think Trump's arm is the best in Japan?
Trump-man-san, when you come out today, you usually have a talkative personality.
Ah, I see! I can't talk!
You can't, can you?
That's it!
No, no, no!
Then you should say it properly!
Hey, you two!
Hey, don't say it!
I finally said it!
Because you bit me!
I can't talk anymore!
So, today's game is...
Only you two, who are leading Trump's party...
Yes!
This title is...
"MEGSTAR TRUMP PITIFUL GIRL GAME"!
- Is it okay? - Yes, yes.
- It's a trend. - It's a trend.
- It's Matsumura-kun's character. - Matsumura-kun.
- Is it okay? - Yes, yes.
- This time, we'll use the same method as "nervous breakdown". - Yes.
- We'll use this giant trump card. - Yes.
- You'll flip it and make a pair. - I see.
- Instead of numbers, this card has four horrible penalties written on it. - I don't like it.
- If you combine the two penalties, you can give that penalty to your opponent. - I don't like it.
- You can stand up straight. - That's a big voice.
- I can't stand up straight. - Okay, okay.
- Let's do rock-paper-scissors. - Let's do it.
- Excuse me! Rock-paper-scissors! - Okay!
- Let's start with Trump-san! - Wait, I'll win if I go first.
- What? Why? - I'll win if I go first.
- You'll make a pair in the first round. - That's impossible.
- Then I'll go first, okay? - No, you go first.
- You're so easygoing today. - You!
- I'll go first in high school. - High school? - I'll go first in high school.
- Okay!
- Then, Honick-san, you go first! - I'll go first!
- Nervous water jack!
- Let's go for the card!
- Coffee!
- I'm almost out of ideas. - Yes!
- Coffee!
- What is it? - I don't know!
Indie!
All of them are different!
- I don't know at all! - Indie!
Twitter!
Star!
- Indie! - Indie!
Well, Indie is quite...
Oh, someone said something different!
- "Eggs with cheese"! - I don't know anything about it!
- "Smash"! - I don't know anything about it!
- "Dumplings"! - I don't know anything about it!
- I don't know anything about it!
Wake up!
Let me go first!
- Is it this one? - Go! Go!
Yes!
Well, then!
Are you going to do it one more time?
Give Trumpman-san a punishment game!
Go for it!
Here it is, the evil combination!
Kayaku Baka!
Here it is, Kayaku Baka!
Pink and blue...
Wow, this is really scary! Is this really okay?!
Um... that old man over there...
You know him, don't you? The one who messed up and got a hole in his head.
This is really scary!
Wait!
Longer! Longer! Longer! Longer! Longer!
- How old is he? - Beautiful! Beautiful!
He's in his 30s and he's still racing!
He's still racing! He can race continuously!
- I've already forgotten about it! - You've already forgotten about it!
He's fast!
- He's fast! - He's fast!
- Isn't he? - Isn't he?
- Now, half-cooked egg! - Yes!
- Mr. Trumpman, isn't it? - Yes!
- Let's go for the half-cooked egg! - Please look over there!
- THE END!
Let's go!
(cheers and applause)
Am I going to get killed?!
Damn it!
Well then, Mike-san!
Even if it's troublesome, let's go all out!
Start!
Well, there's still no chance for you!
Bicycle!
I'll burn you up!
(cheers and applause)
Mike-san!
Let me do it too!
Well then, bicycle!
Let's go!
Well, Bunny-chan got on the bicycle without thinking, but...
Yes?
Mike-san!
Yes?
From now on, using that bicycle...
Yes?
You can say whatever you like and punish this Trump-man-san!
Ah! Using this?
If this bicycle is related...
If I say "kill him", then Trump-san will have to do it!
I'll put my finger in like this and stop it.
Ah!
Go for it!
Can you do it?!
If you can do it, then I'll...
Go ahead and spin it!
Spin it with your nose!
Spin it with my nose?!
Well!
I see...
Ah! Then!
I'll spin it, so...
Yes?
Please stop it here.
Here?
Yes.
Or I'll do it with all my might and let go of you with my legs!
Eh?
You get off!
You look like you want to speed up!
Okay.
Okay!
Here I go!
Give me one chance!
I did it in high school!
I don't have 3,000 yen, so I'll give you 3,000 yen.
Take the money!
What if you don't have it?
Where did you see it?
Take it and give me 3,000 yen.
No, no.
Take the money!
What?
It's important!
Right?
I'm begging you!
Maneki, let's go!
What's going on?
Watermelon!
Watermelon?
Nini hasn't come out yet.
Watermelon!
Even if you don't have it, you can pair it up.
Can you do it?
Let's go!
Watermelon!
Now, Mr. Trumpman will wear the helmet with the spear.
And Maneki will throw the watermelon from here.
And Mr. Trumpman will put it in his mouth.
It's fun!
That's right.
I see.
Now, is it fun?
Look at this!
Do it yourself.
Now, are you ready?
Let's go!
Start!
OK!
Hey! You!
Don't make different puzzles on your own!
It's watermelon noodles!
What are you doing?
It's expensive! It's expensive!
What are you doing?
It's expensive!
This is not easy!
I'm going! I'm going!
Run away! Run away and break your legs!
Run away!
Run away and what will you do?
What is this?
Go in!
This program is brought to you by...
Let's go!
Won't you see my hand and I'll be your man
So tonight we're gonna dance the night away
Play my parts too, don't you be so cruel
Synchronize as long as nothing got to do
All the time we'll be together 'cause it's all rising
My forever will be yours
Is this how you do it?
You don't have to do it like this!
What are you doing?
This is how you do it in the end!
You did it with all your might!
Well, I'm counting on you!
I'll do it again.
Look, he's doing it again!
He's doing it properly!
He's doing it with all his might!
Wow!
Rocket Punch! He's here!
He's here!
Where is he?
I don't know!
Over here!
Rocket Punch!
Rocket Punch! Let's go!
Let's go!
Rocket Punch!
Hey, you're crossing the frame of the buzzer game!
I... I thought it was the upper frame!
Is this the frame?
Yes.
Anyway, you're kind of cool!
What do you mean "cool"?
Huh? There's a little bit of Chiba-chan in there.
Now, let's go! Start!
Don't be so selfish!
Now, Indie...
What are you doing?
Okay, let's do it! Hold it tight! Hold it! Hold it!
Don't let it escape! Hold it! Hold it!
Indie, start!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Is it this guy's bag?
Take it! Take it and let it go!
If you don't let it go, I'll just...
It's a little different when it's my turn!
No, you're the one who's turning it!
Now, let's do it in a row! Start!
Is it this guy's bag? Is it this guy's bag?
Here you go, brother! Please let it go!
But...
Have a nice day!
But...
Who is it?
I don't know anymore!
I think it's this guy's bag!
Thank you!
Please go back to where you were.
Is it okay like this?
Rasengan Hanamoku!
Ryoma! Thank you!
Ha ha ha!
What's up with you, Keimoto?
Now, Mr. Maeda's first one-chan!
He did a one-chan!
Now, next to him!
This is Mr. Maeda's first one-chan!
Now, this is...
Kogi! And this is...
It's not different at all!
No, no, no!
Kogi!
Now, for the last one...
Let's have Mr. Trump eat the buzzer twice in a row!
Yes!
Now, then, let's start with Kogi!
Let's start with Kogi!
Let's do it!
Kogi buzzer game...
Start!
Yes, please drink that coffee in the middle!
Wow, this is tough!
Hey, hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Hey, you! Hey, seriously!
Well, well, that's after you finish it.
Ikeru!
No, I'm serious!
You should see this! Penalty game!
Hey, stop it! Stop it!
Hey, you!
Can you relax a little bit?
Go! Go! Go!
Over there! Over there!
Go over there!
This is impossible!
I won't drink coffee!
Now, let's go for a ride in a car!
Now, then...
Let's go for a ride!
A ride! A ride is no good!
A ride is no good!
Let's ride! I want to win perfectly!
Everyone, this show is magnificent!
This start is a wrap!
Let's ride! See you later!
Gonji and Yunko's "Oriori"!
Let's ride!
So, who is our teacher for today?
It doesn't matter. Ethnic cuisine is trendy, so...
She teaches ethnic cuisine at Shimantagawa Cuisine Academy.
She is Ms. Cassie Tsukamoto!
Yes!
Hello, teacher!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Today, I'd like you to learn a very simple dish.
In other words, what kind of dish is it?
Today, we'll learn...
"An-nyeo-i-pa-pa".
"An-nyeo-i-pa-pa"...
It's a dish from "World of I, London".
It's not really a dish, is it?
It's strange!
I'd like you to teach me right away!
Yes!
Well, then...
The ingredients are...
What kind of ingredients are there?
An-nyeo-i-pa-pa
Well, I...
This really happens, doesn't it?
Well...
My daughter...
Gives it to me, doesn't she?
Well...
This is...
It doesn't work!
An elderly daughter...
I'm sorry!
This has nothing to do with it!
No, no...
No, it's fine!
But, you know...
If you eat "An-nyeo-i-pa-pa" today...
Yes!
Your daughter may feel better, right?
Yes!
I'm not that kind of person!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Um...
It's fine!
I'm really sorry!
Please edit it for me!
No, it's fine!
It has nothing to do with it!
Um...
But, you know...
I feel like I've seen your daily life!
That's right!
People watching TV must be happy, right?
Yes!
Um...
Today, we're going to talk about onions.
Onions!
I really wanted to say one thing about onions.
It's really easy for people to choose.
That may be the case.
That's what I don't like about it.
Yes, yes, yes.
For onions, freshness is very important.
Yes, yes.
For Chinese cabbage and things like that, we tend to go that way.
But for onions, it's really easy for people to choose.
For me, when I choose onions, even if it's something I don't know about, I'll pick something close to it.
That's right.
She doesn't listen to anything we say.
That's right.
She doesn't listen to anything we say.
But, teacher, we can eat these onions, right?
That's right.
Let's make them!
But we're watching you!
That's right.
She won't watch.
I'm sorry, teacher!
I'm sorry.
It's good that you're watching.
I'm sorry.
No, teacher!
Today, I forgot!
I want you all to remember how to choose fresh onions.
I don't think you know.
I'm sure you'll be able to learn.
You're lucky today.
Then, please give us the ingredients.
That's right.
First of all, onions.
Yes.
This freshness is absolutely important.
Can you teach me how to separate them?
Yes, I'd like to.
First, you cut them into strips, right?
How to separate them...
Like this, right?
Yes, like that.
This is a maze, isn't it?
First, before you cut the onions, you tie them up with a cloth.
Ah! Before you cut the onions, you tie them up with a cloth first!
That's right.
Yes.
How about three?
Three?
Please make it three.
Really?
Please make it three.
This is a cloth.
This is a cloth to tie up.
This is something you can't find in Japanese cuisine.
Ah, I see.
Tie it up! Tie it up! Tie it up hard!
Tie it up! Tie it up!
Tie it up, please!
Tie it up and...
Here you are.
Take it.
Here you are.
Take it.
Here you are.
This is...
This is going to be used as an NG target, isn't it?
I didn't mean it like that.
You didn't mean it like that.
It's all right, everyone.
Please prepare a ball.
Yes, let's prepare a ball.
Ball.
Ball, right?
Then, this...
Ball over there, please.
Is this ball all right?
Yes, this is all right.
A ball with a pinch in it.
That's right.
Then, sprinkle some curry powder over it.
Carrots and curry powder.
Mix it up, please.
Mix it up as much as you can, please.
Is this the amount of curry powder, professor?
This is just a little.
Just a little.
It's not like "just a little", but...
It's not "just a little", but...
Just a little, right?
Mix it up, please.
Let's mix it up.
Mix it up, please.
Yes.
This is enough.
When you mix it up...
Ball!
One, two, one!
You startled me, right?
A ball...
With a pinch...
A ball...
With a pinch...
Is it all right?
Yes, yes, yes.
So, red bell pepper.
Red bell pepper.
Yes.
Today, we'll use red bell pepper.
Please prepare three of them.
Yes, three of them.
First of all, these three.
They're interesting, aren't they?
Look at the shape of it.
Interesting. So this is what it looks like.
- Well, then... - Yes!
- Let's cut it. - Let's cut it!
- And one onion! - One bell pepper!
First, put breadcrumbs on the onion.
Let's put breadcrumbs on the bell pepper!
- Then, make it bright! - Let's make it bright!
- Make it really bright! - Yes!
Make it bright, make it bright, and when it's bright...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You ugly thing!
- Here you are! - Thank you!
Here you are!
- Good-bye! - Good-bye!
- We're back! - Thank you!
- What were you doing? - Wait!
You're not here for a party!
We're not waiting for anyone here!
- Really? - Yes.
- You're so selfish! - Of course I am!
It's 8.30 now. You're late!
Why? I'm watching TV!
There's no TV!
Asuna, I'm sorry. I'm being late.
- You're late! - I didn't do anything!
- I'm begging you! - Stop!
Stop!
Help me!
Stop!
Stop it!
Yuzurenjai!
Yurorenjai!
Yuzurenjai!
Yuzu!
All five of you!
Yuzurenjai!
Run away!
Thank you! Thank you!
Shake hands! Yuzu! Yuzu!
Thank you!
Yes!
All five of you!
Yurorenjai!
I don't know you!
You're crazy!
You don't know me!
Who are you?
Yuzu.
You are...
Yuzurenjai!
I'm glad I still have 'renjai', but...
You're Yuzu, aren't you?
Yes.
Yes, you are! You don't know me at all!
I'm asking you!
You don't know me?
You're red and yellow and green.
You don't know me?
Give me my cap back!
You don't know me?
What's wrong with you?
So...
You're telling me...
I should change my name?
Sit down! Sit down!
Do it properly!
You can't fight at all.
But you said it's better to have five of you separated.
That's right! That's right!
But we're not separated. We're not.
There are two Yuzus.
Yuzu and Yuzu Ranger.
Well, I'm Yuzu Ranger. Well, I'm Knight Itaru.
Who are you? You're Taitsu!
You too, Otaku.
I wish I was Yuzu.
Of course you are!
But I don't know, really.
You can't say that.
You can't say we're separated!
Hey!
So, you know...
Yuzu Ranger comes first...
and I come fifth...
That's not the problem!
It's the same, so you can't say it.
But I didn't say it while you were gone.
Who do you think you are?!
Huh?!
You know it, don't you?!
You know it, you're an old man.
Am I wrong?
No, you're the leader, aren't you?!
Hey, you're the leader, aren't you?!
You're wearing red!
He's the leader.
You're the leader.
You're wearing red!
I'm wearing blue.
Are you stupid?!
I'm wearing blue.
I'm telling you the basics. The one in red and gold is the leader.
The one in red and gold?
I've fought against all kinds of people.
The one in red is usually the leader.
So you're not the leader, right?
He's the leader and he's in red and gold.
Yes, so...
Can I be Yuzu?
Yuzu is already...
So you want me to wear red?
Yes, you're wearing red.
Right?
I didn't say it because I didn't think it would be funny if I said it,
but the weapons are completely different.
Oh, really?
Since I'm going to add personality with weapons...
They're all really different.
They're all different.
Some people say "what?!"
What's that?
Show me first.
You know what it is, right?
Yes.
What kind of weapon do you have?
I have a boomerang.
Oh, that's good!
This is good! This looks good!
Oh, this! I know that!
Okay, okay. And you?
Well...
Why is it green?
This is Yuzu's leaf, so it's like that.
And you?
Heart.
No, I don't know.
Why is it green?! What is it?!
I don't know!
It's green.
That's weird!
Show me.
What is it?!
A hat.
I know what you mean.
I don't care about the color. It's all green, but I don't care about it.
You're talking nonsense!
What?!
You're talking nonsense!
I'm talking about you!
You're talking nonsense!
Oh, I'm tired.
Let me think about it again.
I won't fight you...
...again.
What's wrong with you?
Are you trying to get rid of me?
Stop it!
No, I can't do that.
I said stop it!
I can't fight you with this on!
But...
...this hat...
...is mine.
Stop it!
Talk to me again!
Stop it!
Hama-chan's fight!
Jump!
Today is Friday, isn't it?
There are some circumstances.
Yes, there are.
Although there are various circumstances...
This is the third match of the Super Elementary School Corps.
Yes, it is.
You're facing each other with one win and one loss.
Well, we're competing.
It's one win and one loss.
But last time, Ai-chan lost a lot, didn't she?
Well, that's...
Wait a minute!
Why did you go there?
Well, that's...
It's a little...
I thought I could afford it.
Well...
He was serious.
I was joking.
But he was serious.
Excuse me.
Why do you move so much today?
Well...
To go to the Great Barrier League...
You need various items.
That's right.
I only have a hat.
Last time you missed sunglasses.
That's right.
This time...
I'd like you to aim for these items.
Here you are!
What is it?
To protect you from the scorching sun of the Great Barrier League...
Sunglasses are essential.
That's why you're wearing sunglasses!
That's right.
You're wearing sunglasses!
Well, you know...
It's sunglasses with such a vision.
Yes.
It costs a lot of money.
Today's match is...
Well...
You didn't know it until now...
Ice hockey!
I knew it!
I knew you'd dress like this!
The Western White Bears Junior Ice Hockey Club is a fireball fighter squad full of fighting spirit.
This year marks their 10th anniversary and has won three times in past Tokyo Top Championships.
It's the Tonight Kushi's Maimon Team.
Don't underestimate us and you'll get hurt!
Can you skate?
Huh?! Can you skate?!
What about your back?!
M-my back?!
Shoot!
S-shoot?!
Keeper!
Huh?!
Keeper!
K-keeper?! You're a fanatic and you call yourself a keeper?!
The rules of this match are a one-on-one shootout between the keeper and the shooter.
Hama-chan will be playing both roles.
Just like soccer's PK, it's a five-game match!
Now, Hama-chan, you're fired up enough!
Here I go!
Western White Bears Junior's first and last game!
First up is the ace, Nakamura-kun, sixth grade.
Can Hama-chan defend against him?!
Let's go!
Goal!
It's a beautiful goal!
I can't move!
You can't move!
You know what?!
My left side!
That round thing passed by me!
I checked and then it flew away!
Now, Hama-chan's first shot.
The keeper is Inoue-kun, second grade.
Go, Inoue-kun!
Go for it!
There it is!
Oh my!
Oh my, it's about time!
Where are you going?!
Hama-chan, where are you going?!
Oh, so close!
Nice keep!
Come on!
He's so down!
Western White Bears Junior's second game!
Inoue-kun, sixth grade.
Go for it!
Come on!
Now, Hama-chan, you're fired up! You're pretty fast when you go for it!
Oh! He made it! Nice save! Hama-chan, nice save!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Hama-chan... Hama-chan, you're too excited!
Now, Hama-chan, second throw!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Now, he's slowly moving his pack forward.
Now, no-hit keeper, Inoue-kun, second grade!
That was a nice shot!
Hama-chan, nice shot! But it went too far forward!
Whitebeard Jr., going for his third throw!
Now, he's moving his pack forward!
Oh! Nice! Nice save!
Nice shot, Hama-chan! Nice!
That was good!
This is...
Everyone...
Look over there! Hama-chan, you're serious!
Here we go! Let's score equal points!
Hama-chan, third throw!
Now...
He's slowly moving his pack forward!
Now, he's in front of the keeper!
Now...
There's a little dance! What is this dance?!
What is this dance?!
Coach, what was that painting just now?
I'm so frustrated!
Come on!
Now, it's 1-0 for the fourth pitch.
Sano Yoko-chan, a girl!
Is she a girl?
It was beautifully decided.
Hama-chan, 4th pitch.
If this doesn't go in, you lose!
Hama-chan's 4th pitch!
What is this special rule?
Hama-chan is going straight ahead.
She's going straight ahead.
Keeper Yuno-kun is in trouble.
Ha-ha-ha!
Hama-chan, even though you chased him, Yuno-kun was the winner!
Damn it!
Tell me how you feel about the victory.
I'm weak.
I can't do it with Shun-chan anymore.
How about you, Hama-chan?
I was weak.
You were weak?
Ha-ha-ha!
Hama-chan, you lost to a kid like him!
Ha-ha-ha!
The tenth match...
The third match...
Again, Hama-chan lost.
Two losses in one win!
Thank you very much!
Hey...
Hey, I said!
Hey!
Dad...
What is it?
Take me somewhere.
No.
Take me somewhere.
I'm bored.
It's Sunday, isn't it?
Who cares?
Do it yourself or give me money.
I don't have money.
Get me a job.
Shut up.
Make some money. Get a job.
You do it.
Why?
You have to work.
Why do I have to work?
It's cold.
You took my money.
Who cares?
It's my money. Give it back.
Shut up.
He's really angry.
Shut up and die.
Who's going to die?
Get sick.
Shut up.
Remember.
What?
Gretal.
Shut up.
You're Gretal.
Don't talk to me.
You bastard.
Take me somewhere.
Shut up.
Get sick.
You bastard.
Shut up.
Don't talk to me.
If you talk to me again, I'll tie you up.
Will you tie me up?
Shut up.
Hey.
Let's go somewhere.
Tell me.
Give me the money.
I don't have it.
I'm hungry.
Food?
I don't know.
What do you want to eat?
Grilled meat.
You're lying.
He's stupid.
Grilled meat.
He's stupid.
Grilled meat is a lie.
Shut up.
You're a bug.
Shut up.
You'll get caught.
Shut up.
You'll get caught.
Do you have a phone?
Shut up and smoke.
You'll get caught.
Don't say that!
Don't tell me to smoke!
Are you really my father?
I have money. I'll smoke.
Are you talking nonsense?
You have money.
If you're not lying, you have money.
If you don't have money, you have money.
You have money.
You're lying.
You have money and you're popular.
Don't talk.
You're popular and you're popular.
You're cut off.
You're the worst.
Are you idiot?
You did it yesterday, too.
You're lying, idiot!
Be careful, you idiot. Don't say weird things like that!
Shut up!
Are you still my father?
Are you really my father?
Do you know who I am?
Who are you?
It's a love that can't be helped.
When I held you in a drunk wind,
you whispered "I love you"
and you woke up blue-eyed in the morning.
While repeating red lies,
you pretend not to know me and repeat.
Men and women are like that.
After all, you can't be alone.
No matter how great a man is,
he can't beat a woman.
Red lies!
Where is love?
When I was drunk and hugged you
You whispered you love me
When I woke up in the morning you woke me up
If I keep lying to you
I will pretend I don't care and repeat it
Sexy!