AISubs v3.4
The final boss appears!
Let me introduce you!
Itao-san, congratulations on your comeback!
And Higashino-san, who became a regular at Itao- san's company!
Now you can advertise your show in Osaka!
It's been a short time, but thank you for your hard work!
Not at all! Not at all!
Who won?
It was me!
This is the only reason I didn't watch your show!
From now on, you and Higashino-kun won't go to tomorrow's location, but will go to Osaka!
Osaka is so important to you! Thank you for your hard work!
Let's go!
Higashino-kun, goodbye!
Hello!
The 3rd Men's Boxing Tournament!
This is 5800 yen in Harajuku.
It's cheap, so it's a little expensive!
Don't say that!
Now, let's talk about the 3rd tournament!
We did it twice!
Last time, Imada-kun and Kurano-kun broke it!
We broke it!
Before that, Ebisu said...
Ebisu made me run a little!
Today, we have celebrities who will show us what they can do!
These people will do the challenge for us!
Imada-san, last time you broke it with Kurano-san!
This time, you will do the challenge!
You will do the challenge!
You will change!
It's your first boxing tournament, right?
It's my first boxing tournament!
I don't watch boxing on air!
I don't know what to do!
But you won't get caught!
Hey!
Today's partner!
Hey, are you okay?
I'm okay!
Nice to meet you!
Now, it's these two again!
Now, Jimmy-chan!
You're here again!
I can do it!
Yes, you can do it!
Can you do it?
Today, we will aim for the championship and do our best!
You talk a lot today!
You have to talk when you're out!
This is from Tengachaya!
It's from there!
Jimmy-chan, do your best!
Are you okay?
It's cold!
It's fashion!
It's fashionable these days!
Nice to meet you!
Now, it's the last challenger!
Nice to meet you!
You know the rules, don't you?
I saw it twice!
Did you see it twice?
The one where you broke it with a machine.
That's right!
We used to do this a lot in the past!
Transporting!
That's right!
Now, the product we have prepared for you is this!
It's Bohemian glass from Czechoslovakia!
Is it really worth 1 million yen?
Yes, it is!
Isn't it easy to break?
It's easier to break than regular glass.
Right?
Bohemian glass...
Are you kidding me?!
Bohemian glass is really...
How do you say it?
It's so small that you can break it easily.
Please be careful.
Now, let's see your guts with this!
Jimi, seriously, think about it!
That's not how you're supposed to deliver it.
- Like this? - Yeah, like that.
- What?! - Like this.
- You'll definitely drop it! - I won't drop it!
Where are you going?!
That was a high score!
You're copying me!
That was a high score!
You're copying me!
I'll do it.
- Get it properly! - I'm counting on you!
- Ah! - Okay, okay.
If it goes in, it'll be a high score.
That was close!
You're late! You're late!
Wasn't that pretty fast?!
- It was too fast! - What did you do?!
Okay, okay, that's good.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. - What?! No way!
Stay by my side, okay? Stay by my side, okay?
Here I go!
Okay, okay.
This is so funny!
I can't curve! I can't curve!
- I can't curve! - Why?!
Over here! Over there! Over there!
I'm going over there! I'm going over there!
Okay, okay, okay!
I don't know. Maybe it's because of my brown hair?
No, no, no!
It's probably because I just got in!
- It's dangerous! It's dangerous! - Okay, okay, okay!
- If you grab it... - Okay, goal!
Okay!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
Ah, I stepped on it!
Don't be scared! It's perfectly safe here!
Don't put pressure on your opponent!
That's right! You have to give him points here!
You have to give him points here!
You almost made it, Goran! That's a lot of points!
Watch out! Watch out!
You're late! You're late!
You ran away!
You're cute!
You're like a high-speed train!
Do you have enough points?
I'll definitely win! I'll definitely win!
You're taking too much of my time!
Let's go! Let's go!
It was good now
The points are high now
The front
The front of the wave
There was a bad picture
There was a trick
I don't know
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Kawabata
Here we go
Kawabata
You did it
Kawabata
You got the rotation
Kawabata
It's good
Kawabata
Let's blow up the balloons first
Kawabata
Don't do it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's sinking!
It's sinking in a big way!
Yes!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Ahhhh!
It's going up! It's going up!
Ahhh!
That was close!
Another 100 pieces!
It floated a little bit!
It floated a little!
It's going up! It's going up!
That was a dull sound!
No, it's fine!
Somehow...
It's not a loss!
If you look at it on Rupee, it's fine!
It's 1 million yen!
The first question I saw was 1 million yen!
I got it!
Ah!
There's a hamster in it!
There's an engine in it!
What do you do with it?
Close the lid...
There's a hamster in it like this...
Like this! Like this! Like this!
If you close it, it'll move like this!
If it rolls like this...
You idiot!
Let's do it!
Ham-chan!
Hey, you!
Good morning!
Ah!
You two idiots!
Hey!
Ah!
Wow!
Ah!
Move it! Move it!
Move it!
Wow!
That was pretty good, wasn't it?
It was pretty good, wasn't it?
It's off! It's off!
Go ahead!
I'm going to do it like this.
I have a pot.
You do, don't you?
I'm going to throw that pot and give it back.
No, no, I can't do it.
You can't do it!
I can do it!
You can do it now, can't you?!
No, no, I'm not giving you back!
That was pretty good, wasn't it?!
Go ahead!
Everyone, get ready to retreat!
Isn't it too fast?
No, no, I can do it in one go.
I did it!
What was that?!
What did you prepare?!
I thought it was over.
You idiot!
I did it!
You should have done it sooner!
You did it.
Let's go!
OK!
This is scary!
It's too fast!
OK!
It's too fast!
Too fast!
Ah! Here!
It's here!
Wait, wait!
Stop! Stop!
Ah! Stop!
Stop!
Stop! Stop!
It's going up!
Stop!
Watch out!
OK! OK!
OK!
If this hits the ceiling,
don't step on it.
Don't step on the brakes. It's dangerous.
OK! OK!
Wow! You've improved a lot!
Thank you very much!
Is it OK for you to talk like this?
If this hits the ceiling,
can you hit it a little earlier?
So I'll hit it a little earlier, like this, just once.
And with that in mind, I stepped on the brake.
I didn't step on it!
You're being polite!
OK, then!
While you're at it, please!
I don't know, I don't know!
Go!
If you let me go, I'll die!
I'm sorry!
I'll step on you and you'll jump over me!
You're crying again, aren't you?!
I'm done with you!
That was scary!
A friend of mine passed in front of me.
A friend of mine...
He talked to me earlier.
A friend of mine passed in front of me.
That was scary!
He's getting motivated again.
I see!
Let's have you go!
You idiot!
Hey, mister!
Mister, what are you going to do?
I don't have a license.
You don't have a license?!
I don't.
You don't have a license?!
Then you can't ride it!
If you ask me to ride it, how am I supposed to look at it?
Maybe you should look in the rearview mirror.
Let's go, please!
You go first.
Go, go!
Stop!
Didn't you see me earlier?!
He's slipping!
That's a weird action.
Alright! Come on!
Come on!
There it is!
Who's there?!
There it is!
That was scary!
It's coming!
Let's go!
You're making a good face!
I'm scared!
Are you alright?
Good, good, good!
I think you're going to hit your face.
Oh, that's good!
Oh, Oguri, why are you doing that?
Oguri!
Ouch, ouch!
Oh, Oguri, are you alright?
I'm alright.
You're not moving at all!
Oh, oh, oh!
You're already...
Oguri!
Okure is depressed! Okure is depressed!
Hey, Okure!
You said it nicely, but you did it badly, Okure!
We were ready for the next stand-by, but it's over now.
Everyone, please gather here.
But you did a good stand-by.
We had a long stand-by today.
It was a great fight.
In the end, the Jimmy and Okure team ended.
This is a reward.
Yes, yes, yes!
I didn't think it would end like this.
You look blue.
You really look like an adult.
You look blue.
You look pale.
Okure, you don't have to run away and come back today.
Today was good.
But you have to give me 500,000 yen.
You have to give me your autograph and come back.
Everyone, thank you very much!
This was the Men's Dogonjo Tournament for Men's 100 Million Yen!
Men's 100 Million Yen
You too, rest for half a year.
It's so hot in here. It's starting to feel like summer.
I've been calling you since last night.
Have you been thinking about it?
Stop it!
Help me!
Stop it!
My name is Skull Turtle!
From now on, you will be my seed!
Help me!
Stop it!
All together now!
Gorangers!
Damn it! Get out of here now!
Hurry up and get out of here!
No.
What?
You're weird.
What did you say? Who are you?
Gorangers.
We're not gorangers.
Who do you think you are?
Gorangers!
All together now!
Gorangers!
Wait! Wait!
What? What are you?
Gorangers!
Who are you?
Gorangers!
Weird!
Why are you two gorangers?
We're not.
Who are you?
We're not.
Who are you?
We're not!
All together now!
Gorangers!
No!
That's weird!
Why are the three of you yellow?
Well, we're not...
We don't have a colour or anything like that.
No, colour is...
We want you to look at each of our personalities.
I don't know about that!
That's how you look like, kid.
But I think we'll manage somehow with effort.
Yeah.
Well, we may look the same red, but...
...he's got a really heavy mother.
There's something really good about him, but...
That's not important!
That doesn't matter!
I'm talking about how you look like!
That's weird! Jim! Isn't it weird?!
Why are you the only one who's red?
You're saying the same thing as my father.
No, that's your father's fault.
It's weird! There's someone who's the same color as Jim!
It hasn't worked out at that stage!
So, what's inside...
No, we don't know what's inside!
Five of you!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
No, no!
It hasn't worked out!
I'm Kiza!
No, no, no!
You don't know if it's Kiza or not!
Hey, look, Kiza!
Huh?
Look, I'm quitting!
No, you're not quitting! Don't say such mean things!
No, really...
You say it, so I say it!
No, but...
Look, I'm already green.
Oh, really?
Why am I green?
No, why?!
Because we're in the same high school!
No, you're wrong!
Hey!
Why are you green?!
If you were green, you wouldn't be yellow!
What do you eat?
What's wrong with you?!
What are you thinking?!
I'm saying this for you!
So you're saying...
that we can't fight today?
Of course we can't!
I can't agree with you!
Why can't you fight?!
What's wrong with you?!
We should talk again!
You're always together, aren't you?!
I...
I don't know him at all.
Wait a minute...
You're not friends?!
No, no...
It's our first meeting today.
Oh, is that so?!
Yes.
It's your first meeting?!
Yes.
You shouldn't do that!
You should practice more!
You're too fast!
Is it me?!
It's been fourteen years!
You've finally grown up!
You've grown up!
I understand.
Right?!
- Tell me. - What?
- Well...
See you next week.
- Next week?
- See you next week.
- Yes. - Show me the answer.
- Here? - Yes.
I don't know, you Catholics!
But our Kyo-chan is...
Kyahoo!
Cruel, I love you, I love you so much!
Today, and today, and today, and today...
Good morning!
Have a nice day, Vicky-san.
Good morning!
Hi, it's me, Vicky! Let's study English together!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Stop it!
No!
Stop it!
Good job!
Thank you very much!
Have a nice day!
Take care!
Have a nice day!
I'm late! I have to hurry!
Wait a minute!
Let's study English!
I'm in a hurry...
Mr. Hokuto's first commercial day!
Hey, wait up, kid!
If I teach you English again, you'll be in trouble!
Come on, kid!
I'm sorry, Mr. Sanko...
Sanko!
I told you not to mess with him!
I'll wait for you, Vicky!
Help me!
What's your name?
Sanko!
Yeah, yeah!
Whoa, that's cool!
Alright, let's zoom in on the commercial!
Alright, we're in the commercial!
Hey you! You made Vicky go to the commercial!
That's my back up!
If it weren't for me, Japan wouldn't be like this!
You fucking bastard!
Call Vicky for me!
Yes, Mr. Hokutobe! It's Vicky!
You always do that!
Get 'em!
He's got power now, I tell you!
That's it, Dad!
Tell everyone else too!
Okay!
Watch "Mezoma" sometimes too!
Bye-bye!
Thank you for your hard work.
You were good today.
Yes, thank you.
Really, really.
I've gotten a lot of it.
Really?
You were good riding last night.
You had tempo.
Really?
I was conscious of the tempo.
Really?
Really.
Well, well, well.
I was conscious of the tempo.
But it was good.
Thank you.
It was good.
All right.
Five o'clock.
Thank you.
What time is it next?
Next is seven and a half o'clock.
How long is it?
Two and a half hours or more.
Two and a half hours.
Yes, two and a half hours.
What should we do?
Let's do that.
Let's go to a movie.
Oh, something came up.
What?
Something blew up last Saturday, didn't it?
Oh, yes.
What was it?
What, what, what?
Last Saturday...
Last Saturday, there was something new.
Wait a minute.
What?
Say it!
What was it?
Get out of my face!
I said "new" a little louder, didn't I?
I said "crush it", didn't I?
"New"...
I said "get out of my face" normally, didn't I?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
There was something about silence.
Oh, there wasn't.
Well...
Steven Seagal did something about silence.
It's a fortress!
Get out of my face!
Don't say it like that!
I know you say "silence" but...
Yes, yes, yes.
Get out of my face!
You say "get out of my face" like that...
Who can say "get out of my face" like that?
I can't say "get out of my face" like that.
You can't say "get out of my face" like that.
How can you say "get out of my face" like that?
It's the speed of words.
Look away.
Your mouth is still open.
Look at me and say it.
Fortress...
Say...
Say it!
What was about silence?
Get out of my face!
Yes, yes, yes.
What was about silence?
Your wife?
Ah, yes, yes.
This is the song.
You say like this, you!
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Was about silence?
Your wife?
Just like that!
Don't spit it out!
Nobody asked you.
Are you a trainee?
This is really funny!
What are you saying?
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Shall we go?
You two.
Let's go together.
Ah!
No, I just...
I'm sorry, but I had something to do.
You're like a domestic animal.
What business do you have?
Animal?
No, business.
I knew you'd go, but I didn't let you in.
What business do you have?
A girl is coming.
A girl?
A girl.
Eh?
How do you know her?
D-do you know her?
Yes.
She was wearing something.
What are you talking about?
That's a lie!
She was wearing something and there was a picture.
You're my fan, aren't you?
What are you saying?
You're my fan, aren't you?
You're talking about me.
Why...
Why would I be your fan?
You're just saying that you're my fan.
I'm not saying it!
This is a serious topic.
Eh?
That was a long time ago!
What are you doing?
Well, that was good.
What are you doing?
That was good.
Mana-san?
Ah!
Eh? Is it okay if I...
Ah, you're here.
Can I come in?
Yes, of course.
Wait a minute.
Ah, I see.
Excuse me.
She's so cute!
Hey, Kou-san!
It's like that scene just now!
Yes!
It's the same scene!
It's the same!
Ah, she's so cute!
Um...
Um... I'll bring you some juice.
Yes!
You'll drink it, right?
Yes!
Then I'll bring you three.
I'll bring you three.
Wait a minute!
Ah, she's so cute!
Ha, ha, ha!
You're annoying!
It's you! It's you!
What?
It's you!
You look strange!
Me?
You're the only one here!
It's you!
What is it with you two?
What's going on?
What's up with you two?
There's something going on, right?
Look at you two!
What are you laughing about?
Good finding!
What's wrong with you?
Look at him.
What's wrong with you?
You're talking too much.
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
Stretch out your back.
Let go of me.
Why?
Let go of me!
I'll kill you!
You'll be killed!
I'll kill you!
You'll be killed!
I'll kill you!
Let go of me!
You're funny.
How many do you have?
Why don't you say it?
How many do you have?
What are you doing?
Don't say it. He's angry.
How many do you have?
Two.
Shut up!
You're more stupid than you are now.
What are you doing?
What?
Touch me.
No!
What do you mean "no"?
You're the only one who says "no".
Show me.
No.
No?
Show me!
Don't look at me!
Sit down.
Show me!
Are you going to show me?
What are you doing?
Don't look at me!
Get up!
Don't move!
It stinks!
Don't eat me!
Show me!
Show me your butt!
If you don't show me, I'll burn your nipples.
Show me!
You again!
Show me your butt!
Show me!
Show me your butt!
You're disgusting!
Show me again!
No, there's something I don't know!
I overlooked it!
I'm sorry!
I overlooked it!
I'll show you one more time!
I'm begging you!
I won't stop!
Okay! Let's fight!
What?
Get out of my way!
What?
Let's fight!
No, you go!
Stop it!
No!
Hey!
Stop it!
Fight!
Hey!
Fight!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Why are you bringing out your boobs?!
You kick it too! You kick it! You kick it too!
You kick it! You kick it! You kick it! You kick it!
Three, two, one, kick it!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
Okay!
He's crying!
You're crying?!
You're crying? You're really crying?
Alright! Let's hit him!
Alright!
You're crying?!
Mr. Yoko!
Stand up!
Help me!
Stand up!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Stop it!
Ouch! It's cold!
That's frustrating.
To tell you how this is going, I, with my ten fights, won my first one.
This is the prize, isn't it?
Well, it's completely different from what I've had so far.
Well, I bought it recently, so I got this hat like Yokoyama Yasushi.
If you win the second one today, you'll get a nice prize.
You'll get more items.
Here you are.
I don't need it.
I wanted it.
I don't need it.
Akira, you can't turn around like Nishikino.
Here you are, Nishikino.
Isn't this a raven?
Let me put it on you.
It doesn't look good on you.
It looks good on you.
Does it?
Yes.
What do you want me to do for you today?
Today, we're going to have you challenge badminton for the second match against super elementary school soldiers.
I went to a badminton club when I was in elementary school.
Really?
It's a pretty strong opponent.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Ai Kakumoto, nine years old.
She won the junior badminton tournament for the third and fourth years in a row.
She's afraid of smashing more than a pair of scissors.
Badminton club Ai continues to play badminton because of her.
You're so small!
You're underestimating me!
I'm 33 years old.
33?!
32!
31!
I'm two years older!
You're one year older!
I'm 33.
Since you're embarrassed, I've brought a powerful...
...what do you call it...
...book about badminton.
This is amazing!
This book is great!
This book is written by...
...this man's father.
He used to be a coach all over Japan.
He used to be a coach all over Japan!
It was only 25 years ago.
25 years?!
He's a cigarette seller now!
You're...
...Hamada Masatoshi.
You're...
...Kakumoto Ai-chan.
Bravo!
Yes!
Let's go!
The badminton match has finally begun!
First up is Hama-chan's serve!
Now, Hama-chan, the one-point player!
Service over!
You're mean!
Love... one.
Ai-chan's serve!
Oops!
A sharp smash is decided!
One point all!
One... all!
That's pretty fast!
Hama-chan is completely confused!
So close!
That was close!
Ai-chan, you're too strong! You're not going to make it!
It's not going as well as I thought it would.
No, he's...
He's...
...good.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Okay, calm down and let's go.
When you calm down, drop it in front of you.
You're going to drop it in front of me, aren't you?
Yeah.
You're not going to grow up easily, are you?
Seven... one!
Okay, now Hama-chan is going to try and wrap it up.
That's a good game!
Out!
Why are you going so far right and left?!
Eight... one!
That's good!
Okay, he's getting better!
Nicely done!
You can do it like this!
Like this!
Out!
Sorry!
Nine... one!
Hama-chan, I can't catch up!
Hang in there, Hama-chan!
Come on!
Huh? He just came out!
Come on!
Ouch!
I don't know anymore!
I have a bad feeling about this!
I know now!
It's charcoal, right?
That hurts!
I was in a hurry!
Oh, it's this way!
It's in!
Is it this way?!
It's this way, right?!
It's too far!
So close!
It's too far!
Damn it!
Hama-chan, you have one more point.
Is it strange?!
But it's amazing...
It's still amazing.
Baseball is two outs.
Match point.
Are you okay?
Alright!
Now, one point left!
You're getting better! You're doing good!
Go again! How's that?!
Nice study!
How about this?!
He caught up!
It's the best! The best, the best!
Oh, it stinks!
Ai-chan, you're not sighing at all.
I'm not sighing at all.
You even have room to laugh.
Don't you ever get tired of playing badminton?
I do.
That's not the case when you're practicing.
Are you tired today?
No.
If you were me, I'd be like a small fry.
Do you know what "small fry" is?
No.
Do you know what it is?
No.
Hey, Yu-kun!
Yes?
I've already become the second largest player in this game.
Really?
Yeah!
My money's about to rot!
It feels different.
I know, right? I'm telling you!
This is also antique.
Oh, it's expensive!
I'm wearing a suit.
Oh, you're wearing a suit.
Your clothes are also of good quality.
Yes, the fabric is also different.
Look at this.
Uchide no Kozuchi.
Is it because of this?
Don't touch me!
Is it because of this?
Don't touch me!
Hey, hey!
Hey!
Boss's kid, it's been a while.
Hey, hey!
It's been a while.
Boss, you!
Hey, you!
This is an unexpected development.
Hey, you!
What have you done?!
I've done something terrible.
What?!
I've done something terrible.
What did you think?
What did you think?!
I thought that it was a smelly room.
I thought it was smelly, and I thought it was poop.
Don't touch me!
Huh? It's getting more and more painful.
What are you talking about?
What are you looking at?
Don't listen to what he's saying!
Ega, you're always 42 degrees when you take a bath.
He's a good man.
Whether it's a devil or a devil...
Whether it's our hot sake or our bread...
You...
The money...
...take it.
Shikotama-motto.
But...
the payment is the treatment!
It's not smooth!
Take it.
No...
Boss...
You're always in a hurry.
You put in one phone call and we prepare it.
It's weird today, too.
Dama-sakana!
Dama-rasshai!
You put in one phone call and we prepare it.
Hey, boss!
Yes?
What are you going to do with this kid today?
I've been boxing lately, you know.
I can't let you beat up this kid.
You can't do that.
What are you talking about?
We've been together for a long time.
If you don't pay back what you borrowed, that's not going to happen.
You can't say you won't pay me back.
Come on, let's go!
Hey, you're being serious.
Hey, hey, Masa-masa...
You look like you're scared.
You look like it.
How rude of you.
You're still going to fight me?
Yes.
You can't fight me, can you?
I'm bored.
You can't fight me, can you?
Of course not.
So...
What if I fight you?
Hey, Kotsubo.
I'm really, really strong!
You idiot, Masa!
I don't know what you're talking about.
You idiot, Masa!
My body...
Idiot, Masa!
What did you say?
Masa, open up! Let's do it!
Idiot, Masa!
You're a big shot, you idiot!
Idiot, Masa!
You're such a big fan!
Idiot, Masa!
Throw away the red rose, and let's end it there
After getting too excited, I'll lose it
Embrace me like it's a day trip
It's okay if you die
I'll hold you tight
I love you with all my heart
I say bye bye, love you, you're so graceful
Bye bye, love you, show me your smile
Bye bye, love you, you're such a sinful guy
Bye bye, love you, you ran away
Bye bye, love you, red rose
Bye bye, love you, never again