AISubs v3.4
(Explosion)
The other day, he got married!
What?! Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations to Nonono and Honorong.
Congratulations!
Congratulations, noodle and udon!
Congratulations, noodles and udon!
- Congratulations, Honorong and Nobunaga! - Congratulations!
- Are you tired? - No way!
- Congratulations to Nobunaga and Honorong!
Congratulations to Nobunaga and Honorong!
This is Just Coins!
As usual, let's get to work!
Allow me to introduce myself!
I love water bottles and we often go looking for criminals together!
But between that famous Kosuke Kindaichi and Colm Kate, who is better at looking for criminals?!
By the way, it's been 30 years since I've been away from my girlfriend, so I'd like her to look for criminals too!
I got this from Takahiro Kurano of Osaka!
Thank you, Osaka!
Now, let me introduce you to Colm Kate and Kindaichi!
Thank you!
Well, Kindaichi is dressed up and all, but what about Colm Kate?!
Oh, it's Colm Kate!
It doesn't look like him!
It doesn't look like him, but it's Colm Kate!
Well, then, let's see who's better at looking for criminals!
Let's go!
The first round is...
There is a panel in the back.
In this panel, there are ten celebrities' faces.
This panel is divided into four parts, head, eyes, nose and mouth.
Within 30 seconds, I want you to complete the faces of the celebrities on this panel.
I see. I'm good at gesture quizzes.
Where is the gesture?
Well, well, well...
Finally, let's open the panel!
Let's do it!
You have 30 seconds.
Ready!
No way!
Well...
You only have 30 seconds.
Well, for now, let's put a note on someone.
Even if I have 30 seconds...
You have to put a note for now!
Oh, this way...
I see.
Well, let's do it!
I don't have time at all!
Well...
7 seconds? 6 seconds?
6 seconds before?
5 seconds before?
5!
3!
2!
Wait, wait!
1!
0!
Come on!
Come on! Don't waste your time!
Don't waste your time!
One is not enough!
Don't waste your time!
Well, then...
Let's start with Mr. Kinzaiki!
One is not enough?
Mr. Kinzaiki!
Open!
Who are you?
Kishida Kyoko-san.
Wrong!
Have you ever seen this kind of entertainer?
Who are you?
Let's open the panel!
Panel, open!
Who is this?
This is Toba Ichiro.
What?
Isn't he Toba Ichiro?
Toba Ichiro!
Yes, he is Toba Ichiro of Enka.
Yes!
He looks like him, doesn't he?
Among those ten people, Toba Ichiro is not here!
He is not here!
Why?
Why does he look like him?
So, the first round is decided by the faces!
Koromugen Sakaki!
Second round!
Who are you?
Panel!
Who?
Who are you?
This is the panel!
Panel?
Before the entertainment, we say "panel"!
Panel!
It's fun, isn't it?
I don't know!
I'm sorry!
Is the second round okay?
Yes!
Before we start fighting...
Let's have these people come out!
Which people?
Please!
All of you are brothers!
No, no!
This is not a quiz!
Is it okay?
All of you have appeared, but now...
Yes, yes!
These two groups of people are...
Yes!
Fans of entertainers!
Each of you is a slightly different entertainer!
Actually, on this side...
In this first round...
Downtown Hamada Masatoshi's fan is the only one mixed in.
- There's only one in here? - That's right!
And on this button...
Downtown Matsumoto-san's fan is the only one mixed in!
And now, we're going to bring them both in here...
And see who's fan it is...
And quickly...
Guess who's fan it is!
That's the game we're playing.
Okay, Kindai-san, if you get it right in one go...
You're amazing!
Now, look at me!
Look at me and go!
Your type and preferences and all of that...
Just ignore it, okay?!
I get it!
You're my fan!
- How do you know? - Because of her!
Mickey Mouse and Matsumoto's father...
And Dressi's girlfriend!
Most of my fans...
Are of this type!
It's true that Hamada-san...
Has a high rank as a fashionable entertainer!
I see!
You're not dressed like this...
No, you probably are!
- Who are you?! - I know!
Then who's fan are you?!
Hamada-san!
That's not what it says, right?!
Right?!
That's really what it said, right?!
Yeah.
Oh, you're giving me something?
Oh, what's this?
It's a Downtown Fan Club card.
Oh, really?
A Fan Club card doesn't have this kind of thing.
What's with you?!
We don't care about it at all!
You know, these kinds of variety shows usually bring young people in.
But she's in her teens, right?
How old is she?
Sixteen?
Sixteen years old!
Don't ask me that!
In this case, there's a shadow where there's light.
I see.
It's a lot of light, isn't it?!
Yeah, it is.
It's light!
She's been in this world for a long time.
Right?! She had light here, so in my case, she'll definitely bring shadows.
Shadows?!
Why shadows?!
Well, well, well... She doesn't rest much, you know?
I think it's something like that.
In that case, if Korombo-san is correct, we'll have a draw in the second round!
That's right!
Is that okay?
Yes.
Is that okay? Then stand in front of the microphone. I'll turn it around!
Let's hear it!
Who are you a fan of?!
I'm a fan of Matsumoto-san!
I'm a fan of you, too!
Fanclub...
Oh, me, too!
Me, too!
That's a lot!
I see.
By the way, there are other people...
That's right!
What kind of fans are you interested in?
I'm interested in that second one over there...
The yellow one?
The green one!
What kind of fans are you interested in?!
Who are you a fan of?!
Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-san?!
Oh, me?!
Yes!
I'm a fan of Komekomeku, not of Tainmai!
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
And now, the third round!
Ladies and gentlemen, the third round is split between you.
Look over there!
Each of you has a Japanese room and a Japanese room.
There are five microphones here.
From now on, Mr. Colombo will go to the Japanese room and Mr. Kirin will go to the Japanese room.
Each of you will go and hide five microphones.
Only one of them will be a real microphone.
As for the other four microphones, your voice will sound strange.
Each of you will hide such a dummy microphone in your room.
The song will play.
While the song is playing, you will go and look for it in your room.
In the end, you will win if you can sing faster after the song is over.
Sounds good!
You don't know how to lie, do you?
I can't hide it for the rest of my life!
The real microphone is...
this one!
Yes.
It's this one.
Let's go and hide the other four microphones first.
Now, for the third round, hide-and-seek time! Ready, go!
Hide-and-seek time!
I'm not angry.
You guys are so stubborn.
Why aren't you getting angry?
Okay, it's over!
I'm angry.
Okay, then!
Let's get a clear winner!
Okay, are you ready?
Yes!
As soon as the song starts playing,
the winner will know who sang it first!
Okay, then!
Let's find this button!
Ready!
Okay, let's do it!
Everyone!
Everyone, please sing with me!
No!
No way!
No way! No way! No way!
You don't use that kind of thing, do you?
That kind of thing!
It's true, isn't it?
It's true!
It's worth trying, you guys!
Ah! I got it!
Come on! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's sinking inside! It's sinking!
It's sinking!
If you like it, click this button right now!
Don't be so clingy!
I'll hide it for you!
Okay!
Please!
It's unnatural!
(Laughter)
(Scream)
Here we go!
Wait!
Really? Really?
Really?
Let me do it one more time!
Okay!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Okay! We've finished hiding everything!
Okay!
It's not like we're going out!
Let's go, Kindaichi-san!
Okay! The song is "Northern Hill"!
Okay! Until the song ends...
Northern Hill
Here!
Here! I found two of them!
No! The first one is different! The second one is...
No! The second one is different!
(The fish of the river)
I was surprised! I was surprised! It was dangerous for a moment!
Really?
I touched it once!
You must have used it many times recently!
Fish!
Now, this third round is also a draw!
At first, in the first round, Mr. Colombo won one and won this competition!
Mr. Colombo wins this competition!
Let's go!
It's him! It's him!
This program is brought to you by...
Nestle Japan...
Nisshin Foods...
Maiden...
Lotte...
...and P & G.
(laughs)
Shall we go soon?
OK, let's do it for real this time.
OK.
OK, OK.
OK.
OK, let's do it!
Let's do it again!
Good night!
Hey! Give it back!
Now!
What is it?
Do you think I stole the souvenir shop?
I didn't steal it! I didn't steal it!
I didn't steal it! Give it back!
I'll hit you!
Give it back!
I'll hit you!
Stop it!
Who are you?
I am...
Kyushu...
Chief of the Alliance of Chiefs...
Nagahama Tankai Team!
Nagahama Tankai?
That's right.
I don't know you.
Who are you?
I'm Oda Ieyasu, the leader of the union.
You are...
But you are also the leader of Nagoya.
It's not a big deal.
Don't make fun of Nagoya!
Don't come back!
You are beautiful, but...
"But"? "But"?
Don't make fun of me!
It's a shame to see you like this.
Matsumiya!
What?
The city of Nagoya is a big city.
The sea is blue and the miso is thick.
We talk about our problems.
Nagoya is a big city.
I want to beat you more than I thought.
Stop it!
Who are you?
Stop it!
You thought about it!
You're wrong!
Who are you?
I am...
The late leader of the alliance,
Sougan...
Ryukai Ryomajaki!
You're late and you're against me!
You're going to die soon!
You're going to die too!
Let's settle this over there.
As you wish!
Tosano...
Kochi...
Katsura...
Hama...
Eat...
Katsuo's...
Slap...
Eat up...
This body...
I trained with my sword...
The treasure is...
Country's...
Ryomajaki!
You're wrong!
Stop it!
You're wrong!
The late leader of the alliance,
Fukui Ichiro!
Fukui?
Fukui is against me?
You're ten years too early!
You're wrong!
Stop it!
You're wrong!
La la la... La la la... La la la...
Beautiful waist...
Meibu!
Yumeiji!
Beautiful waist is wrong!
Your hair is beautiful, too!
Yes, it's beautiful!
Do you know?
No!
Do you know? I told you!
Well, well...
One more time!
Yumeiji! Hurry up!
Are you ready?
Yes!
La la la...
Uiro is good.
Is it Uchi?
What is it?
You are popular.
What is it?
Fukui's specialty.
Yes, I know.
What are you talking about?
It's 10 years earlier than Nagoya!
Let's go!
Nagoya's...
Fukui's...
You!
Let's go!
What?
Schwarzenegger...
Fukui's...
birth...
Don't lie!
It's absolutely true!
Why Fukui?
You are crazy!
Are you serious?
Hey!
It's Germany!
It's Fukui!
You are the worst!
Do you sing?
You should sing!
I do!
Hey!
It's true!
It's 10 years earlier than Nagoya!
You!
What?
It's you!
It's a commercial!
A sheep sleeps and a wolf makes its eyes shine at 25 o'clock in Shinjuku.
Tonight, again, he's aiming for prey with his left-hand shot.
Matsumoto Hitoshi, a talented entertainer and a cool hustler.
I don't have eyes that are above me.
My eyes are there to see the ball.
My hands are there to grab the ball.
And my receipt is there for me to drop.
Because I got it.
Matsumoto, who loves billiards more than anyone and performs better than anyone.
However, in front of Matsumoto, a man stands up and fights back.
Masahiko Kondo.
He's so good at billiards that he has a good billiard table at home.
You're...
Who are you?
Well, come on up anytime.
Is it a match or not?
With a man's pride and determination, I have to do it now!
Entertainment world billiards final match!
This is the billiards final match bet on the number one hustler in the entertainment world.
The commentators are Billiard Federation of Japan, Chairman of East Japan, Mr. Harada Yoshitomi.
We will tell you about it in Fukui Prefecture.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having us.
Now, everyone has come in one by one.
First of all, Masashiko Kondo's chest is shining.
And Yokai Utsu, Matsumoto Hitoshi, who calls himself a super hustler.
Now, both of them...
Oh, Matsumoto Hitoshi has taken a big, deep breath.
There is quite a good sense of tension overflowing.
It is a wonderful sense of tension that is stuck to the front of the match.
Thank you for having me.
I don't have a heart that's close to the north.
- Now, let's do our best. - Let's do our best.
- Now, please go ahead. - Oh!
Is that so?
I'm really, really nervous.
Break!
- Now, break. - Matsumoto's break.
There's nothing in there, so Kondo's turn.
- Lucky. - That's lucky.
It went in where it wasn't supposed to, but it's good that it went in.
- You have the right to continue. - Yes.
- Now, break. - Matsumoto's break.
Break!
Well, I made a foul, so I guess he doesn't like it.
Matsumoto is aiming for the best position.
He is aiming for the best position, so he is aiming for a combination of 2nd and 9th.
Matsumoto wants to score a goal, but he is under a lot of pressure.
Will Matsumoto be able to score a goal?
Oh, no! It didn't go in! It didn't go in! It didn't go in!
Matsumoto tried to score a goal, but...
That was painful.
It was painful, wasn't it?
How will Matsumoto attack?
Well, this is 2nd easy ball, so I'll just do it normally.
Oh, I see.
Matsumoto tried to score a goal, but he hid it again, didn't he?
Oh, this is a foul.
It didn't go in.
Yes, it didn't go in.
He is aiming for 9th again with a combination.
It's a challenge again.
He is aiming for 9th with this 2nd combination of this game.
Is it OK like this?
Yes, it's OK like this.
He is much more careful than before.
Will Matsumoto be able to get a chance with this 2nd combination of this game?
Oh, it didn't go in!
It didn't go in for the 2nd time, either!
Is this a matter of strength?
No, it's not about strength. It's about thickness.
Oh, this is a nice shot.
Yes, this is a goal.
Now, there are only 4 balls left.
Oh, it's a pity.
Yes, it is.
It was like a shock like "Wow, I blew it off!"
It was very good to score a six, but it made it very difficult to score a post.
Oh, really?
Oh, it's a foul.
Hit it!
It's a big difference whether or not it hits...
Did it hit?!
Did it hit?
I wonder...
It's a foul.
Oh, it's a foul.
It's a weak shot.
It's been a weak shot for a while now.
Oh, it's a nice shot.
Was it a good shot?
That was a lucky shot.
It was a spectacular shot.
Oh, really?
Will he score this time?
It's a foul.
What's this?
But finally, Matsumoto is going to die.
The goddess of the match is about to laugh at him.
Matsumoto's mental weakness has been fixed again.
I think he can score this time.
Oops!
He missed it again.
It was an easy shot for Kondo.
Is it?
It's a little...
It's difficult.
Yes, it's difficult to score.
At this moment, Matsumoto's face is covered in blood.
But he's thinking about it.
It's a little difficult.
He's aiming for the cushion.
If it doesn't hit, it's a foul and it's a free throw.
It's a little...
It's a little unpleasant.
Oops!
It's a foul.
It's a two-point foul.
Has Kubrick's game been decided yet?
If it's normal, it's okay.
Matsumoto is still asking you to follow him.
Now, no matter how much it is, it's decided!
V is a contest with a controller!
With a controller...
Look at my private... garden!
President! It's wonderful!
Even with that, it's so big!
I know!
It's so cool!
You spent a lot of money!
Look at the print I used!
Look at this!
It's so cute!
Look at this!
It's so cute!
It's so cool!
If I were you, I'd spend a lot of money like this!
President!
Oh, it's you!
Oh, nice to meet you!
Are you the president?
Yes, I am!
You're so cool!
I'm surprised!
Today's big brother is different from usual!
What?
What are you doing?
President!
Calm down!
Oh, my stomach hurts!
Drink some milk!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, too.
- You're really troubled, aren't you? - What are you talking about?
- Every time, every time! - What?
- Every time, every time, it's you! - You always say the same thing!
- Hey! - I know you say it, but...
- You and I have a different personality! - I know that, but...
- We're different! - We're different, too!
- That's true! - Don't underestimate me! - I'm not doing anything!
- If I were Kamen Rider's Rider Kick... - Rider Kick!
- Someone like you is NHK's Ara's Matsudaira Kick!
- You know what I mean? - If I were to say...
- "I'll go back to being a normal woman" during a concert...
- Someone like you is Santa Candy's bomb speech! - Bomb speech!
- Someone like you is Mr. Bomb's bomb speech!
- You know what I mean? - I know.
- If I were to be on a popular show at noon... - At noon?
- It would be great! - It would be great!
- Someone like you is... - Yeah!
- Tere Asano's... - I know who you are, you bastard!
- You know who I am, you bastard! - Tere Asano's...
- You know who I am, you bastard!
- If I were to be... - Yeah!
- The high viewer rating... - Yeah!
- Action King... - Action King!
- Someone like you is... - Yeah!
- The low viewer rating... - You know who I am, you bastard!
- Yeah! - Action King!
- Someone like you is... - Yeah!
- Tere Asano's... - I know!
- Someone like you is... - Yeah!
- Tere Asano's... - I know!
- Someone like you is... - I know!
- Get out. - There's no need for word.
- Yeah. - Seriously.
- Well, as a return... - Yes.
- But if I had to say something like that... - Yeah.
- I think you were a nice guest. - Thank you.
- Here. Stop with that fascist stuff. - No, no.
- See you around. - Hey, young man?
- My brother is nothing. - Young man, you look handsome!
- Leave me alone. - Young man, you look handsome!
Boss, you're so cool!
So cool!
I'm going to beat you up!
Take this! Take this!
Take this!
You piece of shit! What are you going to do about it?
You piece of shit!
Until I get in this guy's room, I'm going to turn this week's "the television" into a tube version!
Yeah! Yeah!
I don't care about that!
Listen up!
I don't know what you're talking about, but can I give you one chance?
Are you serious?
Yes, I am.
Today...
What?
It's "Trump Magic"!
"Trump Magic" murder case, huh?
If you can prove what you're saying, you'll get what you deserve!
Yeah!
I don't know what will happen if you can't.
I don't know, either.
Well, I've done a lot of things before, but...
That's enough!
Well, if I could, I'd like to do "Trump Magic" at least.
Did you say something?
No, I didn't say anything at all.
You know, about "Trump Magic"...
It's really one of a kind.
No one can buy it.
Not even those who've spent money on it.
All right.
Then...
Well...
I'll do it!
Hey, give me "Trump"!
I don't have it.
No!
Big brother!
I'm sorry!
My "Trump Magic" battery is...
Are you all right?
Big brother...
You...
You were like...
Like "Koyachampul", a beef and rice dish...
You tasted like I didn't know what you were doing.
Big brother!
I don't need you.
(KYO-CHAN)
The electric shop is in a big mess.
Shinichi? It's 100 watts of electricity.
Don't make a mistake, okay?
Okay! It's okay, mama!
Kyo-chan! Let's go together!
Then mama will go!
Sheesh, mama is a pain in the neck.
Right, Kyo-chan?
All jokes aside, you're funny, Kyo-chan!
Oh, right! Send me to the electric shop, Kyo-chan!
I'll give you a lot of money!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Kyo-chan!
Okay! Let's buy it here!
Let's see... 100 watts... I found it!
I'll take this!
Yeah, 160 yen.
Um... I'd like you to do me a favor with this, but...
Huh? 10,000 yen?!
Don't you have anything more detailed?!
Yes... I'm sorry.
Ugh, jeez!
You can only buy one light bulb for 10,000 yen!
We're not a flea market!
Yes... I'm sorry.
Besides, what is this?!
Isn't it the cheapest light bulb?
Normally, you think it's bad, and you buy other things, too!
Yes...
If people like you grow up,
Japan will be pitch black in the future!
You're right!
Dad...
Dad!
[Music]
[Applause]
Kyo-chan, you don't have to go that far!
See you!
THE END
Good morning.
Good morning, Lord Suryo Koryo.
Take it! Take it! Take it!
Koryo! Take it!
Take it!
Don't hurry, there's no need for that.
Borrowing your strength
While laughing, kick off the wind
Let me be enchanted by you.
Good morning, Lord Suryo.
Open your eyes wide and quietly, you are more beautiful than a rose while dying, laughing and dreaming, and loving.
I can't do it!
You're kidding me!
This program is brought to you by Nestle Japan...
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Maiden Company...
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