AISubs v3.4
If I enter this room, I will still be able to flirt with Koji.
If I don't enter this room, I will say whatever Hamada- nii-san says in a loud voice.
Do it like you always do.
I think Pinta might be better.
What are you doing?
Say it in a loud voice.
Do it with all your heart.
I'll do it.
Do it with all your heart!
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It's new!
So, let's get to it!
Let me introduce you!
Good evening, Judge Koge-san!
'Mornin'!
Actually, Paul Newman and Tom Cruise, who were in "Hustler II", have been invited on a date!
I'm wondering who I should invite!
Jack Nichol-san from America has invited me!
Thank you, Nichol-san!
So, let's get to it!
Once again, let me introduce you!
Paul-san and Tom-san, come on up!
- Are you Paul Newman? - Hello! I'm Tom Cruise!
- I'm Tom Cruise! - Hello! I'm Tom Cruise!
- Are you Paul Newman? - Yes, I'm Paul Newman.
- You're terrible! - Why?
- Why do you think I look like this? - Unfortunately, you only look like a Japanese.
- You don't look like a foreigner. - You don't look like a foreigner.
- Hello! - Hello!
- Today's game is... - Yes!
- "Rolling Balloon Game"! - Yes!
- This is a billiards game. - Okay!
- The rules are the same as billiards. - Yes!
- You drop the ball one by one. - Yes!
- But... - Yes!
- Your opponent drops the ball... - Yes!
- Or you drop the white ball with your opponent... - Yes!
- The punishment game based on the number is waiting for you! - Yes!
- Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? - Help me!
- If you drop the ball, you won't be punished, so you're okay! - I'm okay!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- The final result is... - Yes!
- You add the number of the ball. - Yes!
Help me! Help me!
What are you doing, Tom?
This won't change anything!
What?
Even if you drop 1, 2, and 3,
if you drop 4 or 6,
even if you drop 4 or 3,
if you add up the numbers, 5 and 6 are higher.
It's too long!
You can't do it! Add it up!
Hurry up!
You have to say the minimum answer!
Are you sure you can do it?
Well, it's getting huge.
We don't know if we can do it or not,
but let's decide it with rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock...
Scissors!
It's a shame, but we still haven't decided anything!
Are you okay?
Even now, I'm still getting nervous!
That was funny!
Let's start with Paul!
Ready, start!
OK!
Alright!
OK!
What's wrong with you?
By the way, this ball is very heavy!
What?
First of all...
First of all, I will not lose to first place!
This is the chance!
I will win!
Let's go! First place!
First place's penalty game!
It's already first place's penalty game!
Really?
Yes!
Is it delicious?
It's delicious!
You're lying!
What do you think? Glasses? This one is better, isn't it?
No, that one is better.
You don't want it, do you?
Which one?
You don't want it, do you?
No, I don't!
Of course you do!
I think you want this one.
This one?
Yes! And that's fine!
Now, let's go!
First place's penalty game!
Go!
- What's this? - Yes, it's number one, so we've prepared strawberry jam!
- No way! - Absolutely not!
- This is pretty tough! - I'm glad we won!
Hey, Paul-san! We need strawberries!
- Tom-san, you're up next! Let's go, Tom-san! - Yes, yes!
- This is tough! - I think we'll all lose!
I still don't know how to use this! I can't use it at all! I should've practiced!
- Tom-san! - Yes! - Are you ready? - Yes!
Let's go, Tom-san!
- I can't use it at all! - No, no!
- You can win! It's only number one and two! - No, I still don't know how to use it!
- Let's do it in the same posture as before! - Yes!
- Now, we have a penalty game for number two! - Yes!
Go!
Go, Tom-san! Go! Go!
Oh, no! He's getting closer!
Only one! Two! Two!
Two! Two!
Oh, he's getting closer!
He's getting closer to one strawberry!
- That's too bad! - Yes!
Yes!
Just one of them!
Are you okay?
It's red!
It's red! It's about time! Please aim for the third ball! Let's go! Start!
- This is a chance, Mr. Polo! - What chance?!
- Look at this! With a samba ball, you can hit the purple ball over there! - That's right!
- If you hit a normal one... - Oh, no!
- I didn't do it! - OK! Mr. Polo! I'll go first!
- Oh, it's in! - Yes!
Hey, isn't this a reverse score?
That's right! So far!
What?
That's right!
It's reversed!
What the hell!
It's reversed! Three to four and it's reversed!
What the hell is that?!
It's not what it was until now!
That's right!
Then we have to put it in the second half!
Five or six points is a lot.
Oh, I don't like it. What's this?
Please sit here!
I don't like it.
I don't like it either!
Oh, it looks scary.
It's special, isn't it?
It's special.
What?!
Excuse me?!
Could it be that this will follow us?!
No, no, no!
Watch out!
I have a bad feeling about this!
Excuse me?!
Well then, the punishment game for number four is...
This one!
Deer!
(Cheering)
Which one of these should I choose?
Well, I guess it's I.
Let's go!
Start!
(Whistle)
Okay, I did it!
I did it a little!
No!
Well, how about it?
This is pretty difficult.
Oh, I did it again!
Well, is it okay?
Oh, it's funny! It's funny!
It's funny!
This is a chance ball.
But it takes a lot of strength.
I did it!
Oh, I'm not used to it yet!
Oh!
This is painful! This is painful!
This is a chance ball! Tom-san, it's a chance ball! Let's go!
What are you doing?!
Is it still not in?
It's not in yet!
You're lying!
You did it on purpose!
Let's go!
It's not in!
Is there such a ball now?!
It's not in!
Foul! Foul!
Foul! Foul! It's not in!
It's not in!
If this is billiards' rule, then with this, Tom- san, you can bring the ball to the man you like.
What are you doing?!
Foul on billiards!
Wait a minute!
Don't push me!
What are you doing?!
Now, let's go with this!
This is really an honor!
I see, I see! This is really an honor!
Now, are you ready? Standby!
Okay!
Now, let's go with this!
The punishment related to number 3 is this! Start!
Now, various things have come out!
Various things have come out!
According to number 3, we have prepared various things related to number 3!
Number 3 is a straight line!
There are crabs, too! There are crabs, too!
Ah, it's a dojo! Dojo!
Dojo!
Now, for number 2!
Rakkasei is in Kiba Prefecture, Shimen is in Aichi Prefecture, Uiro is in Aichi Prefecture, right?
Bingo is in Omori, Tehani is in Hokkaido, and Konnyaku is in Gunma Prefecture!
Thank you very much!
Okay!
Now, let's go with number 3!
Start!
Ah, you missed it just now!
Okay, okay!
You hit number 5 for now!
Now...
Look over here!
This is...
Next, it's going to be difficult, right?
Yes.
This is strange...
Now, let's go with number 3!
Go! Go! Everyone!
Wonderful!
What's up with him? Isn't he too cool now?
No matter how dirty he is...
Dance, dance!
Here is the penalty game related to number five!
Start!
Sorry, stink!
This stinks too!
Oh, you're Patsumoto-san?
I'm Charlie!
Sexy boy!
What are you talking about?!
Start!
Time's up!
All the other guys are just Skashee!
And so, the winner is...
Because of number two, Paul-san is in the lead now...
But it's cooler to put number six in last!
Okay!
It's the best pattern!
Now, Tom-san!
So far, it's okay...
Now, are you ready, Paul-san?
Yes!
You and Paul-san...
Why do you have to...
It's dangerous!
Are you ready?!
Now, let's go, Paul-san!
As I thought, it's no good!
If you add "ungo" to this...
Alright, let's go!
It's weird.
I'm scared.
Well, let's put it in.
Well, let's put it in, number six!
Six-day penalty game, ready!
It's scary that only clothes are left!
Are you okay?
It's still coming out!
It's over!
9 against 12, what kind of match is it?
It's a game of Tam-san!
Tam-san, look at this!
Wow, it feels good!
It suits you!
Right? It's perfect for me!
President!
President, it's me!
What?
It's me, President!
President!
That's it!
That's it, that's it!
What?
What? You think I recommend you?
You're getting more and more luxurious.
No, I don't think so!
The company was like this before.
You really don't know what you're doing.
What are you talking about?
I've been telling you.
You and I are totally different!
I know.
What?
We're totally different!
I know.
If we were Chagi and Asuka...
Chagi and Asuka!
You two are...
Yes!
Oyo-nees!
If I were Mickey Mouse of Disneyland...
You'd be Toshikun of Toshinosanante!
Toshikun...
I don't know anything about you.
I don't remember you!
If I were that fruit king, Kaguwa-style mango...
Mango!
Something like you...
Don't say it!
Idiot!
You don't know anything!
Idiot?
Give me back my mango!
What are you going to give me back?
I'll give it back!
You keep saying "give it back", but you've already given it back!
No, no, no!
I'm not giving you anything back!
Three million yen!
I'm sick of you!
I want to go home!
I'm sick of you!
I'm going to give it back!
You're really going to give it back, aren't you?!
I'm going to give it back, aren't you?!
You're definitely going to give it back, aren't you?!
I'm going to show you!
All right, then, give me some money!
Two million yen?!
No, give me some money!
I don't want it!
It's our money, isn't it?!
I don't want it!
If you...
What are you doing?!
If I were a blonde teacher...
If you were...
If you were a teacher...
Give me some money!
You're not in school, are you?
Give me some money!
Hey!
Think about it!
Wait!
Hey!
Wait, wait!
Idiot!
All right, all right!
But you've already given it back, so you're our customers!
Thank you very much!
Well, you can't say that!
No, you can't!
If you're in trouble with money again, you can always say it!
All right!
We're rich people, aren't we?
Yes, yes!
Well, we've washed our hands and paid for it, too!
No, no!
And we're not used to bad taste!
That's right!
It feels good!
That's right!
Thank you for everything!
Oh, you're welcome!
All right! Let's go!
Yes!
Yes, let's go!
Mr. Payomo, shall we drink a lot of beer next time?
Shall we drink a lot of beer next time?
Shall we drink a lot of beer tonight?
Shall we go to your house and drink a lot of beer tonight?
Shall we make you drunk tonight?
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
Stop it!
This brat!
He always says unnecessary things at the end!
Hey!
What are you going to do today?
This brat!
Even though he's a TV star,
he's still a terrorist!
He won first place ten times in a row in "Ruby's Rock"
Let's beat him up!
Hey!
Don't do it yet!
What are you talking about?
Hey!
He's an amateur!
Hey!
If you go that far, it won't be funny!
I see!
I understand!
One more time!
How about it?
I'll give you a chance!
No way!
I'll give you a chance!
I don't think you'll be able to answer my quiz like hell!
What's wrong with you?
It's a hell of a double-edged quiz.
So I'll give you one question.
I'll give you two answers. One or two.
You just have to choose one.
One is correct and one is incorrect.
There's no doubt about it.
It's like heaven and hell!
Here's the question!
Ta-dah!
What's the most popular cigarette brand in Japan right now?
One! Mild Seven Light!
Two!
Er...
Is it okay?
It was number one, wasn't it?
Number one!
Blech!
Bro! Take it all out!
Blech!
That's as far as you go, you bastard!
Blech!
Your tears won't dry!
You...
This autumn, outside or in front of the door...
There was one thing I wanted to have.
What is it?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, brother?
What is it?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Ryoko! Ryoko!
What is it? Ryoko!
Don't sleep! If you sleep, you'll die!
Ryoko! Ryoko!
Don't sleep! If you sleep, you'll die!
Ryoko! Ryoko!
Don't sleep!
It's been three days since the disaster.
It's okay, Ryoko! The rescue team will find you!
Don't sleep! If you sleep, you'll die!
Ryoko! Wake up!
I hear something!
A helicopter! It's a helicopter sound!
Hey! Over here! Help me!
Hey!
Get in!
Ryoko! Ryoko!
Are you okay, Ryoko?
Ryoko!
Get in!
Your clothes are in the way!
Ryoko!
Hurry up!
Please!
I'm not riding it! Get in!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
Please leave me alone!
Not at all! Get in!
Hama-chan too!
Gorof, do your best!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
I'll do my best!
The coach gave us a passionate salute.
Is that a passionate salute?
I think so.
Are you making fun of me?
Well, this time we have ladies.
Ah, is that so?
Last time, I won against a woman.
You won against Komoko-chan.
I didn't care about her panty line.
I was a little upset, but I won.
This time?
This time, she's a sixth grader.
Shiota Mikiko-chan.
Please come in!
Hello!
What is Komoko's grade like?
What is your best score?
It's 94.
She's learning from an amazing person.
Ah, she's a teacher.
Teacher.
Who is your coach?
My dad is a professional Fukushima teacher.
Oh...
Why did you say that?
Why?
Ah, is that so?
I don't mind if you say that I'm a good coach or not.
I won't lose to someone who hasn't played yet.
Even if you say that, you're still a sixth grader.
I'm not saying that.
I'm sorry.
We are now at...
18th hole, 346 yards.
Turn hole.
It's straight, isn't it?
Yes.
Yes, I understand.
Hey, Kosoko, what are you worrying about?
Can you go into the pond?
Pond? Do you think you can go into the pond?
You're saying ominous things again, aren't you?
I'm a little scared.
Hey, start it!
Okay, let's go!
Anyway, the noisy girls are gone.
They're still in T-shirts, but they're back.
Okay, Mihiko from Akikobari, Fukushima.
Pay attention to her powerful form!
She's a little to the right, but she's flying!
She's still there, isn't she?
- I think she's by the pond. - What's with you and your form?!
Get a hold of yourself!
Okay, Hama-chan, cheer up and shoot a T-shirt!
Huh?! A little to the left!
Is it the next fairway?
- You didn't get that one? - No.
I didn't say "pom pom" when I shot that one.
Hama-chan, you said "poh" instead of "poh"!
The second shot is from the next hole!
Did you do your best?
I did my best!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you! I did it!
Mihiko's shot is from a spot that's hard to hit near a pond!
It came out! It came out!
No! Bunker!
Mihiko's next shot is a bunker shot!
Nice out!
Nice!
Wow, you're good!
Amazing!
Hama-chan, you can do it!
Hama-chan's third shot is perfect!
Huh?!
I'm dead...
No, you're still okay!
You're still okay!
If you allow me to say one thing...
I think you're not in the right state of mind...
Hama-chan!
I have some advice for you, Mihiko-chan!
What is it?
You're not in the right state of mind!
I'm not in the right state of mind?!
Even if you say that, you're not in the right state of mind!
That's how I feel!
Now, Hama-chan!
Can you hit it like Mihiko-chan advised you?!
Oh, nice!
Ama-chan, you're amazing!
Now, Miko-chan.
Do an apple squeeze.
Be quiet.
Nice!
Huh?!
You didn't expect that, did you?
I won't back down!
You know TV, don't you?!
Ah, but...
That's amazing!
Look, Ama-chan.
It's a battle of pats, isn't it?
There's a lot of advice in this.
No, it's wonderful!
Now, put the ball back in its original position.
Ama-chan, bogey pat.
You idiot!
Geez!
Why, why, Ama-chan, why?!
Hey, everyone, put your mouths together.
Don't say such a wasteful thing.
Nothing.
It's a doji, isn't it?
It's a water drop, isn't it?
Did you hear that? It's a doji, isn't it?
If you can calm this down, Miko-chan wins!
Miko!
Nice in!
So, it's a draw.
Well, it's a double bogey.
It was close, but it's a draw.
You know, I rarely get in a situation like that.
If I got in, it wouldn't have been worth it.
What were you thinking when you got in?
For now, I was thinking about the "guts" pose when I got in.
I've been thinking about what kind of pose I should do when I get in.
What about you, Mikiko? Were you aware of what you were doing?
No, I wasn't aware of it.
But I thought, "If I get in, it's a win for me."
You're just like that.
But you're a very accurate young lady.
Thank you for advising me.
Thank you very much.
I can't compare myself with you.
I'm sorry!
Ohara!
Stop it! Stop it!
Let go of that Ohara!
Stop it!
Help me!
It's called "Ohara."
Ohara.
The people who collect these firewood are called "Ohara."
However...
What is it?
Babylonians...
If you let go of this Ohara,
this Ohara will be released for the first time by making an interesting mobile model.
I see!
Do your best!
Yes, sir!
After Omari was shot in the leg...
Come on, you bastard!
Of course!
All right! I'll blow you up with this switch!
Stop it!
Look at me!
Stop it!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Stop it!
Omari...
I can't help it!
Rodan!
Oh, Ama-chan! It's been a while!
Rodan!
Oh, Ama-chan! It's been a while!
Yes, it's been a while!
Do something about it!
I'll do something about it!
All right!
I'm counting on you!
Please leave this Rodem to me!
Nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan!
It's been a while!
Nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan!
Don't look at me like that, you bastard!
Come at me! Come at me!
I wasn't hit!
I don't dance!
I don't do outdoor activities!
I'm not interested in men!
Nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan!
I don't do business!
Rodan!
Today's plan is like this.
Although I'm from Hong Kong.
I'm from Hong Kong.
I'm from Kurano-kun.
I'm going to challenge my limits today.
I don't know if you're a comedian or not, but you've gotten prettier lately.
That's right. Comedians are pretty cool, too.
I'm jealous of him.
You look like you were born to be a comedian.
I want a face like that.
There is no such material.
You can't find it all over Japan or the world.
I eat insects.
Do you eat it?
Do you still eat it?
I don't eat legs.
Do you still eat legs?
Today's star is...
Takaino Kurano!
It's hard to say.
Show me!
You look cool, too.
Do you think so?
You look like a man.
You look like you've been blown away.
You look like you've been in the river for a long time.
He didn't say it, but he said he was casting a spell on a witch.
There's a rumor about that, too.
Hurry up and get out of here!
What kind of spell is it?
I think you've done a lot of bad things.
You used to be a prince.
By doing this kind of work, you'll be forgiven.
You'll be cast a spell.
That's right!
Do you think you'll be human soon?
Do you want me to go?
I'm going to tell you the truth.
A few people gathered and said it was like a contest.
You're not good at it.
You can do it alone.
Are you a champion?
You've been running for about 30 laps.
You've been running up and down since you came.
Let's start the experiment!
His face was ugly, too.
Ugly making machine!
Let's do it together!
It's already done.
You don't have to make it ugly.
I think it'll be worse.
If you use this, you'll be ugly even if you don't shave it.
I think it's just right.
Don't say that!
It's bad for you, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
You're a singer.
You're a good person.
It's coming!
Is it like this?
Isn't it moving?
Are you okay?
What is it?
Your nose hair is sticking out.
It's like a super hamster.
I'm scared.
If you don't shave it, it won't sell.
You have nose hair, so you're trying to hide it.
You're so stubborn!
Don't say that!
Don't say anything!
You're so stubborn!
Don't say anything!
The end!
Look at this face!
You look like you're in your 30s.
Your eyes are bloodshot and ugly.
Did you plan this?
Don't look at me!
Look at me!
Don't look!
The next experiment is...
It's ugly and the plan is bad.
It's Funst!
This is weird.
What does it look like?
It's Godzilla!
It's so big!
It's a jet fighter, right?
This is what it looks like.
There's a leader over there.
He's wearing Funst.
There's a parachute behind him.
A strong wind is blowing.
His face is like this.
Even if you shut up...
Even if you're right-handed, you'll still look ugly.
You'll still look ugly!
Even if you're right-handed, you'll still look ugly.
But you're cute!
You're scary!
You look like a kung fu master.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Switch...
On!
My neck hurts so much!
No, no, you can't watch this under the age of 18.
You'll die of shock!
No, you can't watch this!
You can't watch this!
You have to be in high school or older to watch this.
Really?
I was a little scared!
Our next psychological strategy machine is...
You're welcome.
"Water-Soaked Plankton Magic"!
What does this mean?
This is good.
It's like a human face that comes out of a sacrum.
A human?
No, not a human.
It's like a human face that comes out of a sacrum.
Maybe you'll melt.
You might melt.
Maybe you'll melt.
You might melt.
Maybe you'll melt.
You might melt.
This is a good strategy.
Let's go for a walk.
Walk?
Let's go over there.
Okay.
Whoa!
Haru...
Welcome back!
What are you doing?
It's so scary!
It's scary and bad.
You're annoying me!
It's so cold!
Do you like that face?
No, I don't like it.
Huh?
I don't like putting my face in water.
If you don't do it for me, I can't do anything about it.
Could you turn around and stop if I say "stop"?
No, no!
I'd like to see your face.
Do it slowly!
Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Stop!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
It's hot!
My head hurts!
My head hurts! My head hurts!
My head hurts!
I'm telling you, you can't stand it for a second!
I'm so scared! I want to cry!
It's so scary!
It's scary and bad.
It's so scary!
Hurry up and turn around!
I'll do it in front of you.
In front of me! In front of me!
Right in front of the camera!
That's right!
Your face should be in front of the camera!
Huh?
My face?
Okay, stop!
Raise it up and down.
Raise it up!
What is this ugly thing?
I'm finally going to say it!
It has nothing to do with you!
It has nothing to do with me?
That was great!
Kurano-san!
I think we're on good terms today!
Yeah, really...
I think we're on good terms today!
We're on good terms!
With you, Kurano-san!
Yes!
Kurano-san!
Let's make a promise!
We're on good terms!
Next time...
Let's do something like hormone injection!
Hey!
Don't inject it!
Kurano-san!
Thank you for coming!
Yes!
Well, please wait!
Can humans become ugly in a video?!
Since I was little, I've been called "bad kid" and "bad kid" since I was fifteen.
I was sharp like a knife and I kept hurting bad guys.
I won't ask you to understand me, but is it that bad for me?
If you say so, if you say so, good night.
I'm singing with my heart.
I fell in love with a girl and we decided to go to the city.
I was caught in the back of the station and beat up.
I won't ask you to understand me, but is it that bad for me?
If you say so, if you say so, good night.
I'm singing with my heart.
Thank you for watching.