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Tonight's "Downtown" is a special version of "Super Luxury" that lasts for two hours!
The highlight of the show is a special showdown with Kato-chan and Ken-chan!
And 10,000 people from all over the world who have gathered only for this show will perform on a grand scale!
In addition, for some reason, the performers and the staff will also show off their excellent voices!
Of course, this show is not only short-lived, but also new works are added and powered up!
If I couldn't join you...
I'm out of here...
The show is so special that it's hard to say how it went, but what happened next?
And finally, the first golf match between these two golf lovers!
The match is terrible, but the world's top golfers also make us laugh!
Anyway, you have to see it!
Autumn's super eye-catching comparison "Downtown"'s "God's A.C.E. Special" is finally starting!
Showdown Special!
Down Down, who always fights separately, will fight as a team today!
First of all, let's welcome Down Down's team!
It's been a while.
Yeah.
Today...
Today we're spreading out.
Yeah, we're spreading out.
You don't have to say goodbye today.
Oh, really?
Today we're a team.
Oh, I see.
This way?
Yeah, this way.
Which way?
This way.
This way?
This way.
Get up!
Special stop!
Why?!
No, no, no.
That's too much!
Stop it, will you?
Why?!
Why do you have to do this every day?!
Now, this is for the Downtown Team!
Please welcome the special guest team!
Thank you!
There are various competitions today.
All of them will be held three times.
Will we win?
Let's do our best!
Let's start with the first round!
The first round is a catch competition!
Are you ready?
For each pair,
the one who throws and the one who catches will be divided.
The one who can throw various things will win!
If the other person catches it well, he will win!
Now, the first one to catch is...
this one!
Are you ready?
Either you catch the baby car or this baby car with that machine.
If you can catch it well, you will win.
Let's do our best!
You can do it!
Right?
You can do it!
This is...
Here we go!
Are you ready?
Let's do our best!
Now...
Team Downtown!
Let's do it!
Isn't it pitiful?
I got on it! I got on it!
You got it well!
Thank you!
Alright, let's do it!
Alright!
Downtown Team, one point!
I don't care about this!
You can't say it like that!
Let's go, Special Guest Team!
Please!
We did it!
What is this?!
It's all mine!
What was that?!
I'm angry! I'm angry!
I'm crying! I'm crying!
Don't cry!
I'm crying!
If you cry, you won't get it!
Alright, first of all, Downtown Team, one point!
Alright, next up is Special Guest Team!
Normally, it's this ball!
You catch this ball!
What is this?!
You catch this ball!
But, it's not a normal ball!
When you throw it, it's pretty hot!
You catch this fired up ball with a water bucket!
This is...
This is difficult!
You catch it with a bucket?
That's right!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Is it more difficult to catch it?
I see, I see.
I've got it, Mr. Kamawa!
Hurry up! We don't have much time!
He'll catch it!
Which one? Which one?
Which month? Which month?
I've prepared a number one buonga suit!
If you're such a rotten guy, quit this project!
No, no, I won't!
This is good! This is good!
Mr. Kamawa!
Yes!
What are you going to catch it with?
Isn't it a water bucket?
I've got it! I've got it!
You're too slow while laughing!
Hey, you!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Isn't it the most delicious one?
It's dangerous!
You're such a kind guy!
What do you know?
I thought it was a buonga suit.
Don't raise your fingers!
You!
Don't raise your fingers!
Are you ready?
Then, I'll drop it!
It's still burning!
I'll do it! Are you ready?
Yes!
Then, Mr. Kamawa's team!
Please!
Let's go!
Yes!
Fire!
- Scary? - Easier than you think, right? - Scary? - Scary! This is scary!
- Scary? - This is scary! - When you fly, it's scary!
- Well, which team is special? - Well, I'm not good at this, so you do it.
- I can't do it like before! - I know, I'll do it! - I'll do it!
- You're a good senior, like this! - I'm a good senior, you know!
- Mom will fly? - Yes, yes, yes! - Mom! And Ikaria-san?
- Oh, I'm sorry! - I'll do it! - I'm sorry!
- Well, well, well... - What do you think? - I'll say it, but...
I have a wife and children, so I'm counting on you!
- Right? - Right! - I'll do it properly! - Yes!
- Well, then! Let's go with the special guest team! Please!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- Well, then! This match is one point each, so it's a draw! - I see!
- Well, then! Here's what you have to catch up!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- Well, then! One of you will ride this light truck and go around the catcher's side!
- And the other one will step on this box over there!
- If you can catch it with the truck, you'll get this point! - I'll ride it? - Yes!
- Well, then! Mr. Sanda! Which one of you will do it? - I'll do it!
- Mr. Matsumoto, will you ride it? - Yes!
- Well, then! - Can you drive it? - I can!
- Well, then! Mr. Sanda! Team, please!
Don't!
This is...
Yes.
The course was different.
The course was different!
It's shifted!
Yes.
Left!
I want to end this!
That's not how you do it!
Yes, yes! Please get off!
What?
Now!
Please straighten this.
I...
Yes?
I can't drive.
Ah! You don't have a driver's license!
Yes, yes, yes.
This is...
It's a steep slope.
It's a little...
It's the steepest slope we've ever been in!
No, no!
No!
Are we going over there?
We're already in the back, aren't we?
Now, while looking at your pants...
You have to clear the course.
Ah, yes, yes, yes!
Now, shall we begin?
Yes!
Well, then! Special guest team!
Please!
That's...
That's the backrest!
I can't do it!
You did it!
We caught it!
Sorry!
How was the first round?
The first round was good!
So, the first round is...
A draw!
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Second round!
We have three different flavors lined up.
For this one, each of you will choose three of your favorite flavors and make three original cocktails.
- I'll put one in my stomach... - That's right! Shake it!
- Shake it! - And shake it!
- Shibuya-san! Shibuya-san! - Don't do it!
- This is luxurious! - I know!
I'll do it!
For this one, each of you will put three different original cocktails in this Chikubi Shaker...
...and each of you will guess what's in it!
- Okay! - That's right!
I'll hide it in here!
Are you ready?
Okay! Let's make cocktails!
Please!
[Cocktails]
- The Sound Sound Team is complete! - Yes!
- Now... - Let's drink!
[Cocktails]
- The special guest team will also put this Chikubi Shaker in their cocktail! - Let's eat it! Let's eat it!
Wait, wait, wait! Stop it!
- Stop it! - I won't!
- I won't stop it! - You won't?
- Yes! - Oh, you're so good at this!
- It's done! - Let's eat it!
- It's a beautiful color of wood. - Isn't it?
- We're having a lot of fun! - Wait a minute! It's kind of dirty!
- Are you going to suck it? - It's dirty! I don't want to suck it!
- Who's going to suck it first? - First of all, which one of you will suck it?
- Let's have him suck it! - Let's have him suck it!
- Let's have Ama-chan suck it first.
- Do you want me to do it? - Yes.
- Let's have him suck it!
- I don't know why, but when it's pink, I want to dance. - Because the song is different.
- Tamura-san, please suck it without touching it!
- Let's start! - What are you talking about?
- There's nothing in it. - There's nothing in it.
- For now, it looks like this. - That's right.
- What are you talking about? - This guy is quite technical.
- Oh, you suck it well. - You suck it well.
- Don't say it yet! I'll say it at the end! - I'm upset!
- I'll say it at the end! - Then, I won't sleep!
- Oh, you want me to suck it, but you don't want me to sleep. I'm sorry!
- There's nothing in it! - What are you doing?
- Please open it! - Why are you hugging me?
- You don't have to do that! - No, I don't! - Why are you shaking your hands?
- It says "Shimura-sama" here. - Why don't you wake up?
- Why are you angry? - You don't have to say "Shimura-sama".
- Then, let's do it! - Please!
- If you don't want me to do it, don't do it! - Why are you turning your legs?
- Don't say it yet! Don't say it yet! - It's written on the back, but it's really tight.
- Don't say it yet! - This is it! This is it!
- Next is Mr. Downtown. Please sit down!
- Well, first of all, Mr. Kato. - Which one? Which one?
- Which one do you like better? - This one is better!
- Is it okay? - Yes!
- Ah! - You say it like a child!
- Well, let's go! Then! Start! - What a sad face!
- What's that face like? - Don't look at me!
- Don't look at me! I'm jealous! - Close your eyes! Don't look up!
- Why do you look down from above like this? Don't look at me because you're cold!
- You're not like that! - You're not like that!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- You're not like that!
- Hmm? Doesn't it come out? - I thought so.
- There's powder in it, so... - Hold it for me.
- There's powder in it. - Ah! It doesn't come out! It doesn't come out!
- It came out! It came out! It came out! - It didn't come out.
- What's this? - It didn't come out.
- It came out. - It came out. - I got it! Don't say too much!
- Well, then... - Yes!
- Well, next is Matsumoto-san! - Lie down! Lie down!
- Lie down! - As expected, Shimura-san is also asking you to lie down!
- Well, Kojiro! - Ah! These two!
- What are you doing now? - Lie down! Lie down!
- Why are you lying down here?
- No, no... - This is how you lie down!
- Hey, you! There's no way you can lie down like this!
- There's not! - There's not!
- Then, get on me! - Ah, get on me!
- Get on me!
- Get off me! Get off me!
- Stop it! - This cat...
- ...is not injured!
- Lie! Lie! Lie!
- Don't lie!
- Lie! Lie! - Hey, don't touch me with your right hand!
- Lie! Lie! - Don't lie!
- Lie! Lie! - Don't come out! - Please be strong!
- Lie! Lie! - Are you okay? Are you okay now?
- Lie! Lie! - I know only one!
- Lie! Lie! - I want to take a shower! - Why?
- Lie! Lie! - It's too late!
- Lie! Lie! - Are you okay now? - I don't know!
- Now, please consult with each other and answer only three questions!
- The one who answers more questions among the three questions is the winner!
- Are you okay now? - Yes! - Please consult with each other!
- Now, let's start with the special guest team! - Okay!
- First of all! - First of all! - The first question, please!
- Curry! - Curry is included! - Correct!
Oh, it's served!
- Now, then! - First of all!
- Miso soup! - Incorrect!
- Please! It was a little spicy, wasn't it? - Yes.
- A little spicy. - It's spicy, isn't it?
- Salt! - Incorrect!
- Now! - Nice to meet you!
- Now! - Mr. Yamada's gym!
- First of all! - First of all, please!
- Garlic juice! - Correct!
- Garlic juice. - Yes.
- It's all erased. - Yes.
- This is a common... - Those who didn't know that garlic juice...
- Curry powder, erased curry powder. - That's also common.
- Have you decided? - One more, please!
- One, two... - One, two...
- Miso juice! - Correct!
- Ginger juice? - Incorrect!
- Incorrect!
However, this score is...
...two points against one point...
...down down down!
THIRD ROUND!
Each team will fight like this in the first round!
I'm so scared!
I don't know where it's high!
Hamada-san, it's really high up there!
I'm afraid of heights!
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't talk!
Don't shake me!
It's weird!
Weird!
I'm so excited!
Are you okay up there?
Sato-san!
Yes?
You look like a priest!
You're calm!
Please learn from me, Hamada-san!
I can't talk!
Are you scared?
I'm scared!
This...
If you're watching...
Write it down!
I don't know anything!
Are you ready?
The panel in front of you!
In the order you've chosen...
The penalty written on the back of it...
We'll put it on you more and more!
In the end...
Each team...
If one person remains...
The remaining team will win!
That's how it is!
Okay!
Are you ready?
Now!
First of all...
Hamada-san will...
Choose the penalty!
Second one!
Go ahead!
Asahi-kun!
What's this?
Let's have Asahi-kun say it!
What?
Hey, what's up with you?
Now, Shimura-sama!
If it's Shimura-ken...
It doesn't matter!
I'll do my best!
Now, if it's Shimura-ken...
Let's go with "curry ball"!
Oh! Oh!
Hahaha!
It's good, it's good, it's good!
Wow! This is more shocking than "curry ball"!
Now, Asahi-san!
Yes?
Let's go with "number"!
Shimura-ken's "number" is "four"!
What?!
Why "number"?!
Why?!
Huh?
It's your first "number"!
Ah, "number" is "four"!
It's "number" isn't it?! "Number" is "four"!
Let's go!
Why do I feel like I'm the only one who's like an S.F.
No, no, no, you're not an S.F.
You're a warrior!
Eh, what?
Well, let's go! Warrior!
What are you doing?
One of them has gone mad, but it's still okay, right?
Now, then, Hato-san!
Then...
Ikariya Chousuke's sixth...
What do you mean?!
Ikariya Chousuke!
I don't know, but...
Open number six!
What is it?
Oshiro!
Oshiro means what?
Oshiro!
Dad! This is bad! Dad, my eye is bleeding!
Are you okay?
Okay! The end!
It's just one step away, but it's barely stopping!
Now, number 8!
Which panel do you want?
Huh? Number 10...
That's a pretty small voice, but...
Let's go around number 10! What is it?!
It's a new movie!
What? What? What?
Now, let's go!
When I calculated it, I thought it would collapse due to this paper tape shock, but...
Now, let's go with that!
Then... number 20!
Number 20!
Now, number 20!
Open!
Roller game!
Because I'm on the table!
Let me go! I haven't collapsed yet!
I'm sitting on the table!
Sit down! Sit down!
Don't move me! I'm in trouble!
I'm getting up! I'm getting up! I'm OK!
OK! OK!
OK! I'm up!
I'm OK! I'm OK!
Now, then...
Mr. Wagos!
What should I do...
Number 8?
Number 8!
P.K.!
(cheers)
Shimura, are you OK?
I want to smoke a cigarette.
OK.
One! One! Two!
One more!
Descent! Descent!
(whistle)
Are you OK? Are you OK?
Are you OK?
Yes, yes.
Just a moment, father.
Please follow me!
Please!
Your face!
Hurry up!
Number sixteen!
What is it?
It's a festival!
What are you doing?
Strong!
Take it! Take it!
Number sixteen!
I don't like it at all!
I'm so scared of it!
You're stuck in such an unpleasant place!
You're like a gyrogram or a rider!
No, no, you can't laugh at me!
Tell me which one is it!
Come on, Mr. Monobore Hamada!
It's almost over!
Next up is you, Mr. Shimura!
I've been waiting for this for a long time...
Let's go!
Which one should I choose?
Tell me!
Number seventeen!
What is it?
What is written on it?
It says "amen" on it!
Reverse!
What is it?
It says "amen" on it!
What is it?
It says "amen" on it!
Who is it?
Hey, hey, I have one!
Who is it?
What is it?
Who is it?
Stop it!
So, there you have it!
Mr. Ishimura is also out of luck, so there are only two left!
I'm out of luck, so there are only two left!
This is too good!
This is better!
That's better!
I'm sweating like crazy!
You can't take it off!
Okay!
Here we go!
Which panel is it?
I don't know! It's number fourteen!
Which panel is it?
It's number fourteen!
Innocent!
You can't take it off!
Game Master, you can't take it off!
Isn't it completely dirty?
You can't take it off!
Now!
What's up with you?!
What did you come out for?!
Bite me!
What did I say when you beat me up?!
Now, Mr. Kato!
Number 13!
Yes!
Number 13!
Give me number 13!
Now!
All right!
Now, let's see what happens!
Come at me!
The two-on-two downed team wins!
Now, let's see what happens!
Now, what's up with you?!
This is...
Now!
If you can't do it, I'll shave my head.
Master!
Welcome!
Bring me a chair.
Welcome!
What? Really?
It's a hammer from the ceiling, but it was cut.
Thank you for watching.
It was a little more to the left.
No way!
Really?
Oh, I'm shaking.
He said it himself. It can't be helped.
Wow!
These days, you can arrange your bangs straight.
It's fashionable.
Do you have something?
Wait a minute.
Is it okay?
I can't see it at all.
It's neither good nor bad.
Look at him.
He's like a monster from Aomori.
What the hell are you doing?
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It's getting pretty cool, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
But it's really scary, you know!
It's really scary, you know!
It's cool!
It's kind of creepy.
It's cool and scary!
It looks like it's going to come out of nowhere in Bruce.
It's creepy!
It's creepy! It's creepy!
It's creepy, isn't it?
It's scary, you know!
It looks like a new kind of vegetable.
It's creepy!
It's creepy, you know!
It's creepy!
It's pretty, you know!
Candy-san, you're pretty, you know!
But if you look at it from this balance, your face is too small.
This... this is crazy!
My hair is floating!
It's floating!
It looks like it's going to go through my hand like this!
It looks cool!
Wow, you're floating!
Yeah!
But it doesn't feel weird.
Yeah, it doesn't feel weird.
But if you look at it from behind, you look really cool.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
But...
But you know, I don't really cheer for you, you know?
- So cool! - So cool!
- He's so cool!
- I'm gonna squeeze your legs. - I'm gonna squeeze your legs.
- You're such a playboy, OK?! - You're such a playboy, OK?!
- No good. - No good.
- The playzone doesn't work. - No good.
- Let's try again. - OK?!
- Tatsuya! You should do lessons with us! - Do lessons?!
- You think I can do that kind of dancing?! - You idiot!
- Aren't we members of Hamigashitai?! - Shut up!
- I used to be one of you guys, but I didn't feel like doing it! - What's with you?!
- Cut it out! - That's right!
- What's with you?! - What's with you?!
- Tatsuya! You should do lessons! - Shut up, you bastard!
- Stop looking at me like that! - Stop it!
- Hey! Hey!
- Mitsuru!
What are you doing?
I'm not doing lessons!
You have to do lessons properly!
I can't do it, you bastard!
You can't do it, you bastard!
What did you say, you bastard?!
You can't do it, you bastard!
What is it, you bastard?! Are you doing it?
Are you going to do it? Come back!
I'm not doing it!
What?!
I'm not doing it!
You can't do it, you bastard!
You are so rebellious, you bastard!
(Laughter)
I'm going home!
(Laughter)
Look at this!
(Laughter)
It was expensive!
What?
Is it okay?
It's not okay!
Look at this!
(Laughter)
You look like you're pranking me.
Get out of my way!
Hey, sit down!
Don't look at me like that!
When will you pay me back?
No, no, I'm telling you...
I'll pay you back, but...
I don't know what you're talking about!
I know what you're talking about.
Huh?!
If I were...
a high-class restaurant in Paris...
"Maxime de Paris"...
If I were "Maxime de Paris"...
Someone like you...
If I were "New Zealand"...
"New Zealand"...
Huh?!
If I were...
Japan's most reputable moderator...
"Icaro Quinana"...
Someone like you...
If I were "Icaro Quinana"...
When I was still in "Robacoon"...
"Maxime de Paris"...
Huh?!
If I were...
"Paul Newman"...
Someone like you...
Huh?!
"Newman"...
How many times do I have to tell you?!
You know, right?
Yes, I do!
You know, right?
He won 3 million yen!
Right?!
3 million yen!
Alright, I won!
I won!
That's it, right?
Well, we also...
We don't know whether you said that.
We also don't know whether you said that.
We don't know whether you said that.
We don't know!
Well, uh...
Please tell us what you're thinking!
Shall we go now?
If you have time next time, let's play mahjong at my house.
Shall we play mahjong?
Shall we play mahjong at my house?
You killed my mahjong.
You killed my grandma.
Give me back my grandma!
How dare you!
How dare you, you bastard!
What are you talking about?
How dare you, you bastard!
You made my brother so angry.
I'll cut you up and drown you in the sea!
That's right, you bastard!
But I won't give you a chance.
If you do that, I won't forgive you.
I won't forgive you.
I'll give you just one chance.
What? Again?
Today...
Computer!
What are you making? Eat it!
You killed my mahjong.
Hey.
Yes.
Put the noodles in the bowl.
Put it in!
Yes.
This is very difficult.
Are you confident?
That's enough.
You're not cool.
What's going on?
You can't tell by looking at it.
You're not cool.
What are you making?
Dan da da da da la la da da da la la la~
Dan!
Da da da la la la la~
Goldman?
Dammit!!!!
Ho-ho-ho!
Bro! Bro!!!
Look at me! I came all the way out here for you!
You were as spicy as beer because you were my snack.
Until the last moment, you two...
I love you!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I jumped.
Don't touch me like that.
A grand clash, a grand war drama.
The first ever 10,000 people rainbow battle!
The day of the battle was unfortunately rainy in the morning.
Will 10,000 people really gather in this weather?
As the staff's anxiety was extinguished, more and more participants began to gather.
At four thirty in the morning, the first female high school team from Aichi Prefecture arrived at Tokyo Station on this day.
We left Aichi at twelve last night and are now arriving at Tokyo Station.
We're a little sleepy, but we'll do our best today!
Meanwhile, the team that participated from the farthest place on this day arrived at Yaesu Bus Terminal by midnight bus.
We left Kagawa at nine last night and are now arriving at Kagawa.
We'll do our best today!
In addition, the coupling team from Sendai arrived at Oumiya Station on the northern entrance.
I'm looking forward to meeting you and Hama-chan!
Let's do our best!
In addition to this, the young people dressed in sophisticated costumes gathered from all over the country.
Did everyone's wishes come true?
Before we knew it, the blue sky was spreading.
It's time for the final battle!
Hello!
About ten thousand people.
Are there still ten thousand people?
No, I was thinking of gathering ten thousand people, but in fact only two thousand and twelve people have gathered.
Not at all!
Well, I'm sorry about that!
Today, we're splitting up these two thousand and twelve people in half.
Oh, you've just split it up.
Yes, we're splitting up the red team and the white team.
Yes.
We're going to hold the final battle.
Yes, we are.
Let me introduce you right away!
This red team is...
Takeda Shingen!
Taisho Takeda Shingen!
Yes, you're right!
It's hot!
My neck hurts!
Yes.
I feel like I'm about to fall!
What are you doing in that weird outfit?
Huh? I'm trying to be conscious of my fans.
It's going to take a long time to get ready.
You're here early in the morning.
I don't want you to call me that.
Now, this is your opponent.
The white team is the Uesugi team!
Good morning!
Yes!
I won't lose today!
Now, are you ready?
The four of you from 2012 will form one team.
From now on, the Takeda team and the Uesugi team will split up and compete.
The rules are simple.
We'll start with a signal from the sun.
If the sun goes down again, it means it's over.
In the meantime, please take your hats off.
Of course, it's a competition.
The loser will be punished.
Punishment?
Huh?
I found an unnatural crane car.
Sorry about that.
That's for taking it from above.
Oh!
This is how big of a scale it is!
Of course!
It's big, isn't it?
Of course!
That's a relief!
Good luck!
Finally, it's about to begin!
For the first time in history, it's the 2012 Kiba match!
I'm your host, Kenji Kawabata.
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you!
Now, for the Takeda team, led by Takahiro Kurano...
And for the Uesugi team, led by Koji Imada...
The battle to make Kawanaka Island bigger is about to begin!
Red team! Are you ready for the Takeda team?
White team! Are you ready for the Uesugi team?
Ready...
Set...
Now, with the first goal scored...
The women's team has won!
Now, the battle to make Kawanaka Island bigger is about to begin!
They're running away!
It's hard to choose an opponent, isn't it?
It's hard!
Go!
Are they the only ones with good momentum?
What's going on with that high school girl?
What's she doing?
That's dangerous.
Look over there!
Is it a woman's obsession? Or is she just too clingy?
The modern team is about to disappear!
But there's no one else with a hat.
Is this okay?
Head up! Head up!
Her outfit is nice. She's moving a lot.
But she's not doing anything.
Head up! Head up!
Do it! Do it, Kakomi!
Oh, this is the Kagoa team! A fierce battle!
Hmm! They've caught up!
If there are people who are happy...
Oops!
This is heaven! Are you okay?!
Go, Hiroo!
Hey!
There are no words in this faith!
I don't know which one is the priority here so far!
This is quite a close match!
This is a mess inside!
I don't know!
I don't know either!
Now, is he exhausted?
Imada Kenshin crouches down!
Can he hide his anxiety about the penalty game?
On the other hand, Kurano Shingen's expression is also
I can't hide my fear!
Which one will Gunbai choose?
Now, it seems like the results have finally come out!
That's right!
Yes! Let's finally announce it!
I will announce it!
First of all, the Takeda army!
There are 40 left!
The Daishimasu Uesugi army!
There are 21 left!
That means...
The Takeda army has won!
Congratulations!
That means...
The Uesugi army has lost!
Penalty game!
Penalty game
Now, we will announce it!
If you hit a water bomb 100 times, you will fly to the sky!
Now, we will announce it!
The people who were riding on top of the Takeda army...
How many people are there?
250 people!
These people will...
Throw the water balloons at the Taisho Uesugi army!
If you hit it 100 times...
He will...
Fly to the sky!
That's what it means!
Everyone...
Imada-kun is a comedian...
So please aim at his face!
If you don't aim at his face...
Yamada-kun is not tasty.
Please don't aim at his face.
His face is...
His face is ugly like an otaku.
If you keep your eyes away from him, his face will become ugly.
Matsumoto-san!
Why is your jaw sticking out of your mouth?
Your upper jaw is closer to your lower jaw!
Yamada-kun, what are you going to do?!
This game is won! Takeda-shinryu-san, you will be in charge of this game!
We will be watching you!
Uesugi! Joubutsuzei! Daigijin! Untei!
Hey, guys! I'm sorry but...
You know...
I didn't catch you flying at all!
Really?
I didn't see you flying at all!
Really?
I'm sorry!
I understand!
What are you doing?!
You didn't see me flying?!
No, no, no!
We saw you!
No, we didn't!
We didn't see you!
No, we didn't!
We didn't see you!
Seriously, seriously, seriously!
Seriously?! Seriously?! Seriously?!
Here we go!
Five! Four! Three! Two! One! Go!
Wow!
Well, Mr. Marumoto,
well,
how do you feel about 10,000 people coming?
Well, well...
I feel good that everyone is cooperating and doing one thing.
Oh, it's a good thing!
I cried in the middle of it.
Did you?
Well, if you have the energy,
you can communicate with many people like this.
That's right.
Well, thank you very much.
That's all.
Get out of here! Get out of here! Get out of here!
You're not the usual Kentaro.
I'm glad you like me.
Welcome, Kentaro.
What are you doing?
Aren't you rude?
"Rude" is not a word for an old man like you.
What did you do?
Tell her, wife.
I didn't do anything.
You're cute.
Why don't you listen to me?
Don't look up, Kentaro!
Huh?
No!
Help me, Kentaro!
I'm going to the hospital!
Oh, no! You can't reach me!
Damn it!
But I'm tied up with a rope.
If you can help me, I won't get in the way.
So, help me out.
Oh, you're right.
Help me!
Don't look up!
I don't know!
Help me!
It's cool, isn't it?
It's good.
Yes!
It's good.
Yes!
Miko, help me!
Help me!
Yes!
"Ahoy, boomerang"!
"Ahoy, boomerang" is...
...a boomerang like Mr. Ayabu...
...which you use this cutter...
...to cut everything you touch into pieces.
I see.
So you're going to cut that rope with this, right?
Yes!
Hurry up!
(Laughter)
That's not all!
(Laughter)
Help me!
Hurry up!
Aho! Aho! Takae! Kiribata!
(Music)
Oh!
That's it!
That's not enough energy!
Hurry up!
He has become quite boyish.
(Laughter)
You are too busy with that kind of brain!
Oh!
Aho! Aho! Wing!
(Music)
By wearing Aho! Aho! Wing,
You can only fly a big drone on Friday night at 10 o'clock.
Watch out!
This is bad!
Hey, don't lick the rifle!
I'll cut the rope with this rifle, so stay still!
Don't move!
Here I go!
Watch out!
Let me go!
You!
What's wrong with you?!
You're an idiot! A real idiot!
Now, with today's guest's annoying character gone,
I, Crappy, have an important announcement for you.
Now, what is it?
One, commercial's started.
Commercial's ending in one minute and ten seconds.
Somehow, it feels like one situation ends, doesn't it?
When it's tomorrow, another show will start again.
That's also a situation.
Ko-chan, I'll do the last one with that song, okay?
Leave it to me.
Does the ending song change?
Yes.
When the show starts, the last song changes.
There's a song I promised Crappy.
Right, Ko-chan?
Yes.
Do you remember it?
It's been ten years.
Fifteen seconds!
Crappy, ten seconds!
Wash up well!
I can't believe you washed me up with water.
I also fell for it.
We both did.
Ten seconds!
Hama-san.
Thank you.
Commercial's ending in five seconds.
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
It's started!
Suddenly, but...
Today, this program will end.
Ten years have passed since it started.
I have many memories.
Recently...
Are you going to sing?
Macchan, good luck with golf!
Mr. Amano, it's been a long time since you played in a different golf course.
It's a good course.
It's a good course. It's a beautiful course.
You look like a sculpture artist.
You're good at it.
I'm glad I was there.
You're going to drop it.
It's been a while since you played golf.
You need a partner.
I said I didn't like it.
I said I didn't want to do it.
But if you're going to do it, you have to do it.
If you're going to do it, you have to do it.
That's right.
I don't know him.
I won't refuse.
But it's his first time, too.
It seems like it.
The more I hold it...
It seems like it.
He's a crazy guy.
I don't know anything about it.
Let's call him right away.
Today's guest is...
Mr. Sakamoto Ryu!
It's your first time, isn't it?
Why did you do that?
Which one... which one should I shoot?
The other one, the other one.
It would be nice if you could shoot the other one.
I'm terrible, but I'm terrible, too.
You're terrible.
I don't know anything.
You don't know anything.
Then, Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes.
Mr. Matsumoto, too.
Mr. Kiari, please.
Yes.
The club.
That's Mizuno's newest...
Is it good?
Yes.
I've prepared a good one for you.
Yes.
And for you, professor.
Yes.
I've prepared a club for you, too.
Why are there two of them?
Are there two of them?
I heard it's a left-handed club.
Yes.
Which one is the left one?
Some people shoot with their left foot, but some people shoot with their right foot.
I've prepared both of them for you.
Which one is the left one?
This one is the left one.
Which one is it?
Should I shoot with my left foot?
If you're going to shoot with your left foot, then shoot with your left foot.
Oh, yes.
Please swing it yourself.
It's my first time swinging it.
It's your first time swinging it.
It's my first time swinging it.
I've never held it before.
You've never held it before.
I don't know how to hold it.
It's good.
You're swinging the club while you're down.
Can I swing it with my right foot?
With your right foot.
Maybe it's the right foot.
It's amazing whether it's the right foot or the left foot.
I'll decide it here.
It's so funny.
It's sand.
Is it different?
Why is it the left one?
What do you think?
I think it's the left one.
If you think the left one is better, then it's the left one.
Mr. Matsumoto, which one do you think is better?
I won, didn't I?
That's right.
I don't know.
First of all, the two of you will play against each other.
The first hole is 459 yards.
Par 5.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Mr. Matsumoto won.
Let's start with Mr. Matsumoto.
Okay.
Which club will you play with?
With my own club.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Mr. Matsumoto will shoot.
Will it fly?
There's no bullet.
Shut up!
Who is it?
Oh, there you are.
Is this how you play?
That's right.
Whoa!
It came out! It came out!
What?!
You two hit it!
It came out!
What?!
Okay!
Now, Mazon-san's...
Whoa, I'm getting nervous!
Will it hit?
Ah, that's good!
Wow!
That's good!
Wow!
This is pretty nerve-racking, isn't it?
Yeah, it is. It can't be helped.
It's pretty nerve-racking.
Everyone's laughing at you.
That's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Seriously!
The back is dangerous, too.
Ah, Mazon-san!
Mazon-san!
What's wrong?
No, it's cloudy today, though.
Are you okay?
Mazon-san's first strike!
What?! That was my first strike?!
Of course it was!
You're kidding me?!
Of course it was!
Seriously?!
Yes!
What will you do today? Will you forgive me for that?
Well, I can't forgive you for that.
You can't forgive me?!
I'll forgive you for that!
Yes!
It went up nicely, didn't it?!
Wow!
I won!
Wow! I did it again!
I won! I won!
Mazon-san!
If it was tempura, it'd be a good one!
Now, Mazon-san.
Yes?
It's the third stroke.
My foot width was a little different now.
I see!
Did you notice?
I see!
That's good!
It's fine like this.
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Now, let me fly!
It went somewhere.
Where are you going?
I just went to the next course.
But I'm happy because it flew a lot!
It flew, it flew!
OK, OK, OK, OK!
Now, professor, second stroke!
I'm scared.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Professor! Professor, third shot! This way!
When he comes back...
Oh! Nice shot!
He's gone to his room. He's gone to his room.
Oh, no! I'm sorry!
Professor! Are you OK?
Professor, fourth shot!
Next, professor, fifth shot!
He's aiming for a bunker.
He's back! He's back!
Professor, you're back!
Wow!
It's like a picture!
It's really exciting!
Professor, sixth shot!
Nice shot!
OK! Straight ahead!
That's it!
Straight ahead! That's it!
Here I go!
Go for it!
Oh, it's a fairway!
It is!
Nice shot!
OK, professor, here I go!
You two don't do a single swing, do you?
Oh, yes, yes, yes...
Swing, swing, swing...
Oh, it's flying!
OK, professor, here I go!
Oh, it went straight ahead!
Here's the result!
240!
Hey, put your flag up!
Move!
Mazuo-san! Mazuo-san!
Mazuo-san, not yet! Mazuo-san, next! Not yet!
It's not funny at all!
Don't say it's not funny!
It hasn't started yet! Don't say it's not funny!
Mazuo-san! Mazuo-san!
It's good that you're excited, but you're putting too much strength in your shoulders!
It's really stiff!
That's OK!
That's how stiff it is!
Yes!
What's that?
It's a "beehive".
What's that?
It's a "beehive".
You're an elementary school student!
It's a "beehive"!
Yes!
It's good!
OK! OK!
You've done a "beehive" before!
No, I haven't!
It's good!
Can you go through here?
It's good!
This is impossible!
Yes!
Mazuo-san!
Mazuo-san, it's good!
You've done it before, haven't you?!
You know it, don't you?
OK, then...
Mazuo-san...
The coach's ball is in the middle of the fairway...
It's good!
If you don't go forward...
Do you still win by one shot?
Yes!
Go forward!
Yes!
That's good!
Oh, you missed it!
You missed it!
That's not the first time!
You just missed it!
That was a good shot, but...
Save?
Save, save. It's a save, right?
Yes.
It's OK, it's OK.
Why did you miss it?
I'm doing it the same way.
Do it like you did before.
Yes! Nice shot!
This is a nice shot.
Yes, go!
It's OK, it's OK!
OK!
In a row...
In a row, nice shot.
Now, show me how you do it.
Relax, OK?
Yes, that's good!
That's not good!
Masumo-san, by the way...
There's a pond in front of you.
Don't be conscious of it!
There's a pond in front of you! Don't be conscious of it!
What are you saying?
Masumo-san!
What happens in that case?
Masumo-san!
This is...
It's called "lampera".
The number of shots is added up.
This is difficult.
Look! Look! Look!
There's a rock.
Look! Look! Look!
That's not it!
Professor!
Look!
It looks like "zendera".
Why can't I do it?
You can't! You can't!
Why can't I do it?
You can't do it. It's already decided.
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
I don't know how to do it.
It's OK in front of you, professor.
If you say it's good, I'll ride it.
That's right!
Why did you do such a nice shot?
Is it too much?
If you put too much force into it, like you did with the professor, it'll go over there.
Professor!
Because you put too much force into it!
That's right, but now...
Professor!
I don't like it anymore.
Let's put it on the green. Let's put it on for now.
You're going to hate it, aren't you?
Yes.
Here I go.
Aim for the pin.
Yes, nice one!
Next up is the putter.
It's not light.
Nice!
Ah, you could have done better!
I'm going to go all the way over.
Ah, that's good!
Let's go for it!
It's coming, it's coming!
It's close, it's close, it's close!
Let's go for it one more time!
Just like I said!
Yes! Nice one!
This is good!
Next up is the putter.
What kind of force is that?
Well, that's the problem.
Ah, wait a minute, Mr. Matsumoto, you were too strong.
Ah, it came out, Mr. Matsumoto!
Even though you were winning once!
This is too much!
That was a little weak, wasn't it?
It's really weak.
Now, Professor!
It's good!
It's open.
Isn't it going down?
It's going down.
Now, Professor, please put it in.
How do you do it?
Professor!
Professor again!
It's that hard?
That was close!
Now, Mr. Mano!
That was close!
Now, Professor!
Nineteen!
That means...
Mr. Matsumoto, please put this in.
Twenty-one.
Put this in and it's twenty-one?!
Let's put it in for now.
Let's go.
Last one.
What?! When did you do that?!
We did it together.
Now, the first one is...
Professor wins!
Wow, you two are having a good match!
But you're getting better and better, aren't you, professor?
That's right.
Right, Kohan?
Now, let's go to the next hole.
Huh?
Huh? Next hole?
There's more?
There's more? What are you talking about?
With just this one hole, you don't know how fun golf is, do you?
No, I actually don't know at all.
I-I know, right?!
So, let's go to the next hole, too.
You dropped it anyway, didn't you, golf?
Huh?
Huh? Actually...
Actually...
Which one's next?
Now, you two! This way!
Now, Matsumoto-san, let's go to the next hole!
But, you know, I didn't know about this one!
You didn't know, did you?
Let's go to the next hole.
Wow! You've gone that far!
After a lifetime of teaching, they've reached the second hole.
Have they both gotten used to golf yet?
The number of shots is halving.
This is the 12th hole for today.
Matsumoto-san, if you score this one, you win.
If I score this one, I win?!
You did it!
Now!
This is...
One win and one loss!
Final hole!
Now!
Wow, it's the last hole!
This is the last one, right?
Wow!
What was that?!
Well, well, but...
It's going forward!
The dinosaur...
It's going straight forward!
Now, let's go, dinosaur!
Watch the ball until the end!
Wow!
It's fine, it's fine. It's fine.
Let's go.
Why does it keep going like this and like this and like this?
Let's put it in the fairway.
Okay!
That's it!
Good job!
Okay!
Good job!
It's out, it's out.
Straighten your back and aim for the pin.
Nice!
This is wonderful!
Look at his face!
It'll definitely turn this way.
Okay, okay.
Wow!
It went straight!
Straight, straight!
It went straight!
Nice!
That's amazing!
I'm not popular!
Who are you talking to?
Nice!
Good, good, good.
Not bad at all.
Good, good, good.
Even today, you like where the karts go.
You really like it.
Okay, first of all, let's put it in.
Okay!
Nice!
If it was more to the right...
Ah, but it's perfect!
Nice!
Hurry up and move!
I'm saving up.
What's with that? You haven't touched it in a while.
If you hit it like you did earlier, it'll reach far enough.
Oh!
Hit it! Hit it!
It's out! It's out!
Stop! Stop!
Yes!
Oh, nice!
Nice, nice, nice!
A little too much.
It's okay, it's okay.
You can do it!
It's okay, you idiot.
I don't know why, but you say that.
I say it!
Ah, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Ah, you got it?
Nice!
If you put this in, it'll be cool.
Oh, nice!
Oh, please, please, please, please!
Professor!
Professor! Let's go to the professor!
Just now, about half of it...
Oh, this is a little...
Professor!
You love it, don't you?
OK, last one!
Professor!
Oh, it went straight!
Oh, nice!
Oh!
Nice!
Just now, it was good!
OK, Masumoto-san!
OK! That's it for the final hole!
Eleventh... eleventh hole versus...
Nine!
First of all, everyone...
Half of it went up!
Oh, for the first one?
Yes!
So, for now...
Masumoto-san...
Won!
- With one throw! - With one throw...
I've always done it like this!
- So, we've finished everything. - Yes.
- How was it today? It's your first time playing golf. - Well, it's kind of...
- It's kind of interesting... - It's frustrating to lose, isn't it?
- It's frustrating to lose, isn't it?! - Yes.
- To a guy like me! - Yes.
- Even though it's only one throw! - That's right.
- Right?! - Yes.
- It's kind of interesting now. I'm kind of feeling it. - It feels good to fly straight now.
- Right?! - Yes.
- That's a good habit! - Masumoto-san...
- How about you, Masumoto-san? - Me?!
- Well, for me... - Yes.
- It's my second time. - Yes.
- I tried it and... How can I say it...
- It's like... It feels good! - Yes!
- It's kind of... Exciting! - Yes, yes!
- You know how people say it... - Yes.
- "Tomorrow it's golf." - Yes.
- I can't sleep. - I get nervous.
- I don't need an alarm clock. - I wake up really early in the morning.
- Right?! - Yes.
- I don't know about that feeling anymore...
- I don't know how to say it!
- That's all I can say!
- Well, if you think it's kind of interesting...
- You know... It's perfect!
- I lost...
- It's frustrating, isn't it?!
- Next time... - I lost again...
- Right?! Next time...
- Let's do it again!
- Let's play again!
- Right?! - Yes.
- But I don't feel like I won at all...
- You know...
- No matter what you say, you won. - I won.
- We'll have another match next time.
- Well, we promised. - Yes.
- We'll say goodbye now. - Goodbye.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you.
- Get out of here!
Hey! You haven't come back yet!
Damn you!
You know, I can't even speak properly.
I'm going to fire the guest who spoke badly.
No, no, you didn't have to say that.
Yes, you scared the previous guest.
I failed.
But you can do it now.
Well, well.
Anyway, we've been doing it for about 20 minutes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Who are you?
Do you know me?
I don't know you.
I'm sorry.
I can't let you in without permission.
I'm sorry.
Good morning.
It would have been better if it was a little colder.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Yes?
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're late and what are you eating?
Hey, sit down.
I'm sorry.
Don't stand up.
Sit down.
Yes, I'm sorry.
You know what?
Being late for work is the worst thing as an entertainer!
Hey!
I always tell you!
Go home!
Why? Go home!
I'm sorry.
If you're angry with me, I'll tell you to go home!
Yes, yes.
Are you sure you want me to go home?
Yes.
Why don't you apologize to me until I forgive you?
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You usually say "I'm sorry" when you come in.
But you say "I'm sorry" when you go in.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You said it!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Why are you angry with me?
I was about to wake up.
But I couldn't wake up.
Get out of your mind!
Let's get out of our minds.
Get out of our minds?
Let's at least get out of our minds!
Yes, yes.
Then you'll be saved.
You won't forgive me!
But it's still better!
What? I got out of my mind?
You're talking nonsense.
I'm sorry.
You're talking nonsense.
I'm sorry.
You saw it! I'm getting angry!
Go home!
No, I'm sorry.
Why don't you go home?
I'm sorry.
Why don't you go home?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Can you forgive me?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Why don't you go home?
No, I won't go home!
You won't go home?
Yes!
Sit down.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Why are you late?
What?
Um...
My alarm clock...
Get out of our minds!
You won't forgive me!
But it's still better!
Go home!
Be careful.
Yes, yes.
What?
What are you doing?
Yes, yes.
My legs are shaking.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
Can I ask you why you're late?
The real reason is...
I put my alarm on the night before.
Yes.
Then...
You know the alarm switch, right?
Yes.
The one you turn on and off.
I made sure I turned it on.
That's strange.
You had your alarm on the night before.
Yes, yes.
You turned it on and off, but you couldn't wake up the next morning.
Yes, yes.
Why couldn't you wake up?
I don't know.
Wake up!
You!
Are you crazy?
Get up!
I'm sorry.
Go home!
Get up!
I'm really sorry. I'm going home today.
I'm sorry.
Get up!
I'm really sorry.
Get up!
Yes, I'm really going home.
You!
Yes.
Get up!
Yes, I am.
Get up!
Yes, I am.
You might tell me to go home now and then, but this is a lie.
Get up!
Yes, yes.
Tell me to do that from now on.
Got it?
Yes, yes. I got it. I got it.
Go home today.
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Let's go eat.
I'm sorry.
You!
You still don't know?
I'm sorry.
Go home, you idiot!
I'm sorry.
These dumplings are delicious.
Yes. The moon is beautiful and there is nothing to say.
But you know, even while we are doing this, there are people on earth who are dying above us.
That's right.
That's why it's important for us to know that there are people dying above us.
You know what I mean, don't you?
For example, you go to a ramen restaurant, right?
You try to order ramen and dumplings there.
Well, you can't eat ramen without dumplings, can you?
But you know, at that moment, you think about the people dying above you.
You stop eating dumplings and try to eat only ramen.
Well, the dumplings you put up with will reach the people dying above you.
Well, the dumplings may not actually reach you,
but by keeping that in mind, you will have a little food left over.
In other words, what is left over will be food for the people dying above you.
Let's spread that idea more.
Yes, that's good.
That's right. It's big, isn't it?
Well, we hope we can help those people even a little.
Yes, that's right.
Mmm!
Thank you all for coming today.
Well, we hope we can help you even a little.
Well, we have about four groups here.
Four groups?
Yes.
Is it too little?
Well, I hope it's not too bad.
The three of us are called "Dreams".
- When we were little, we had a lot of dreams. - Dreams!
- All we could do was dream. - What on earth did you want to be when you were little?
- Poison! - That's disgusting!
- It's not disgusting, it's sexual harassment! - Sexual harassment?!
You say such a thing in front of such a man!
- Hello! - Hello!
- I'm Cellulator Kitadato. - I'm Komeranian Junya.
- Nice to meet you. - I'm Iruto.
- I'm Hawaiian. - Ta-dah!
- Can you sing? - Sorry!
- Let me do it one more time! - Sorry!
Sorry!
That's it!
- Good evening! - Good evening!
- Ichihime! - Itaro!
- I'm Ryoko-chan. - You're so cute, Ryoko-chan.
- Ryoko-chan, you're also a millionaire, aren't you? - It looks like you've published a book.
- It's not a book! It's a CD! - Oh, is it a CD?
- It's a theme song for "Street Fighter II". - Oh, it's you singing it.
It's you singing it, you idiot!
- But who's the winner? - As far as I can see...
- As far as I can see...
- The last one is Ichihime Itaro! - Itaro!
- Congratulations, Ichihime Itaro! - Congratulations, Ichihime Itaro!
You're alive, you're alive
From the sunset, to your head and back
Everything, everything
This is Hakone's Koakuen
Papanpanpan (6x)
You're alive, you're alive
Kato-chan, Ken-chan, Sakamoto-san
Thank you for coming again.
Let's have fun and laugh together.
Thank you for coming again.
Let's have fun and laugh together.
Thank you for coming again.
Let's have fun and laugh together.
I laughed.
Life is N.D.
That's right, life is life.
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