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Sushi is best served with hot tea
Sushi is best served with hot tea!
Hot!
Yugo, get me some hot tea!
Yes, yes!
Get me some hot tea!
Yes!
Yugo!
Yes, boss!
You came!
Boss!
Yes, boss!
Boss!
Yes!
Can you be my friend next time?
No, no!
My head is burning!
Sit down!
Yugo!
You brat!
Sit down, you!
Boss!
Yes?
I'll stop the fire!
I'll make you soak in purified water and lick you up!
What?
When are you going to give me my money back?
Well, well, well...
I know, but I'm not going to give it back!
That's what I'm saying!
You're really in trouble!
I'm in trouble!
You...
Which channel do you like on TV?
Tell me!
Well, it doesn't matter which channel I like...
Well, each show has its own catchphrase, doesn't it?
Oh, I see...
For example, daily TV...
Yes...
Huh?
Let's start with "virgin".
Oh, I've seen you on TV before...
Fuji TV...
Yes, yes...
"TV" means...
Oh, I see...
"TVS"... Yes, "TVS"!
"TV Asahi"...
I have "TV Asahi"!
I don't have it!
I don't have it! I don't have it! I don't have it!
But...
Well, it's because of work, but I can still go out, right?
You understand, right?
Well...
Well, you know...
Mr. Oyama, you're always in such a hurry.
I'm not in a good mood right now.
Well, I understand. I understand!
Well, then...
I'll call you tomorrow morning.
What's wrong with you?
Damn you!
What's wrong with you? You don't even give me my money back!
Give it to me!
If you like it, give it to me!
Give it to me!
No, I'll give it to you in the morning.
If you can give it to me, give it to me!
If you do that, I'll give it to you, too!
Give it to me!
What?
Give it to me!
I'll give it to you first!
No, I'll give it to you first!
No, I want you to give it to me first!
What?
I'll give it to you twice!
Twice?
I'll give it to you twice!
Mr. Oyama...
You...
Don't you know what "give it to me" is?
What's wrong with him?
Well, well, well...
Yugo, well, well...
Give me some hot tea.
Oh, I see.
You don't know what "give it to me" is, do you?
Don't say "give it to me" anymore!
Don't say "give it to me"!
That's enough!
I'm sick of it!
I've had enough!
I won't give it back!
No, I'm sorry. Please accept it.
I won't accept it! I won't accept it!
You've completely angered me.
No, that's not true.
When you were young, do you know what everyone around you said about me?
I don't know.
Don't ever anger me again!
If you do, it's all over!
Don't anger me!
At this middle-aged man's retirement age,
a woman who didn't even go to college
is trying hard to get into a top company.
That's what they said.
Did you say that?
Do you know what I mean?
What do you mean?
You can't do it even if you cry.
Hurry up and pour me a hot tea.
You can't do it even if you cry!
What do you know?
You can't do it even if you cry.
Hurry up and pour me a hot tea.
Your life...
will be edited out right now!
Hurry up and pour me a hot tea.
Everyone, give your parents a hot tea.
It's hot.
Popopopo...
Den, den, den, den, den, den...
Ahoy, say say, ma say, ka poi, ti ha te, poi ta, poi...
Ahoy, say say, ti fai ti, say me, boooooaaa...
O-da-di fai, ti say, boaa...
Poi ta poi, tai poi, tai mai pai...
Saa... O-da-di fai, ya fai...
Ta da, ta ta ta, ta da da da...
(Singing)
You disturbed me! I'm going!
Be prepared!
What are you talking about?
Shut up!
Shut up! You're always talking nonsense!
Sushi! It's hot!
Hey!
Where is it hot?
No, it's just...
It's not hot at all! It's warm!
But it's 100 degrees!
I told you it's hot! It's not hot at all!
But I just put it in here...
Put it back in!
Shut up! You're always talking nonsense!
It's hot!
Can't you eat sushi?
It's hot! It's not hot at all!
But you...
I just put it in...
Can't you put in any tea?
It's hot! It's hot!
What is it now? It's too funny!
Good evening, I'm Judge Kouhei!
Now, let's get straight into the showdown!
Allow me to introduce Ohagaki!
It's sudden, but since it's a Japanese old story,
when it comes to animals that trick humans from time to time, it's raccoons and foxes.
But which of the raccoons and foxes are better at tricking people?
Please tell me!
This person received this pen name from President Harusame of Imada Senyi.
Thank you, President!
Is there such a thing?
Let me introduce you!
Is there such a thing?
No, no, I got a commercial offer.
Why?
Why not?
It's an entry from Mr. Tanuki!
What is this?
It's a song by Mr. Tanuki and his raccoon trio.
It's tough.
Yes, it's really tough!
How about this one?
This one...
Since you took it off, this one...
You took it off!
Sorry!
But this one is the best one!
Is it perfect?
It's perfect!
Mr. Tanuki, go ahead!
Is it perfect?
Do something that makes a sound!
Wait a minute, Mr. Tanuki!
I can't believe it!
It's a variety show, isn't it?
Yes!
You can hit people, right?
You can kick people, right?
Yes!
Don't look at me like that!
I'll hang you with a nail!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
No, no, it can't be helped!
I was also beaten up by Mr. Tanuki and his raccoon trio!
You're lying!
I was beaten up!
But! But!
Hold it! Hold it!
Let's enjoy the game!
Let's go!
Thank you!
Tanuki and Fox's...
Killing Game!
Now, in today's roulette, various machines will come out.
Those machines will be killed, but one of them will be killed.
I see.
I will decide it in this roulette.
I'm looking forward to it!
Instead of that, the one who is not killed will act as if he is really killed.
I see!
Why?
At that time, the judges here will cover their eyes and listen to everyone's voice.
I see.
And in the end, the judges will decide which one of them was killed.
I see.
The one who is not killed will act as if he is really killed.
I see.
And the one who is killed will act as if he is really killed.
I see.
In the end, the one with the most cards will win.
I see.
That's the rule.
Thank you.
Simply put, what are we making?
Not at all!
Now, let's start with the first round!
Again?
Again!
First of all, we will spin the roulette.
Let's decide which one we will do with the roulette!
Let's spin it! Ready...
Start!
Kitsune!
You did it! You really did it!
You did it!
You guys are idiots!
- What did he say? - He didn't say "kitsune", he said "aegitsune"!
Are you guys being educated?!
Let's do it again! Let's do it again!
Let's do that song again!
Ready... Start!
I don't like it!
- Either one of you is wrong, but we're having fun! - I don't like it!
- We're having fun! - You have nothing to do with it!
What do you mean, "you have nothing to do with it"?
Alright, first round!
The first round winner is...
Koukou Dokirojin Machine!
I'm begging you, seriously!
I'm begging you!
Hey, outsider!
I'm begging you!
Hey, outsider!
No, no, no!
I don't want it anymore!
You do it, machine!
I'll do it, machine!
I'll do it!
You're just making me do it!
You're making me do it!
I'm scared!
Hey, hey!
Come on, do it!
Fine, I'll do it too!
Hey, hey!
Hey, don't tighten it so hard!
Here I go!
Hey, is that okay?
Hey, excuse me!
What?
Would you like to turn blue?
Blue?
Blue! Blue!
Turn up!
I don't like it!
Turn up!
I don't like it!
I'll make you turn blue with that song!
Shut up!
I'm scared!
No, seriously...
What?
I really can't do it.
This is...
No, this is really scary.
No, I really can't do it.
Don't pretend like you can't do it!
I can't do it!
Please turn up the volume!
Turn up! Turn up!
This is...
This is really scary!
I'm begging you!
You! You!
This is really scary!
You! You!
I'm begging you!
This is really scary!
I'm begging you!
4,000 yen... 4,000 yen...
4,000 yen! 4,000 yen!
It's impossible!
Let's do it!
High school students!
It's really scary!
I'm begging you!
It's really scary!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
7,000 yen!
It's really scary!
It's been scary from the beginning!
I'm begging you! I'm begging you!
I'm begging you!
Please say the command!
Let's do it!
High school students!
Ready!
High school students!
Well then...
I would like the two of you to show the judge how scary it was!
Now, look at me!
Judge, judge! Judge!
Please take off your blindfold!
I see!
It's so high up here! It's so high up here!
It's so high up here!
It's so high up here! It's so high up here!
What are you doing?!
Time's up!
Well then, judges!
Please take off your blindfolds!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's make this game a success!
Would you like to continue?
What is this?!
Are you okay?!
You idiot!
Well then, judges!
Judge, judge!
This game has no choice!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait! What is this?!
What are you doing?!
The defendant was sitting here...
Was I?!
The defendant was sitting here...
He was pulling the blindfolds out of his mouth...
The blindfolds were torn with a "boom" in his mouth...
Give me a break!
Why are you dancing?
What?
Why are you dancing?
You can't do it! Why are you dancing?
You...
Give me a break and change it!
Change it!
This is impossible...
Wow, you're annoying!
Now, victims, please stand by!
What's with you? You're scary!
Does it hurt?
Does it hurt here?
A little...
Wait! Are you serious?
Now, victims, please put on the washing scissors!
Put them on for me!
Why are you putting on such a big amount of money?
Put them on for me!
It hurts!
What is this?
It hurts!
So, recievers...
This hurts and this one hurts too!
Now, let's do it!
Put on the washing scissors!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Are you scared?
Then let me appeal again!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
If you are a general public, please take a beating!
Ouch!
My shoulder is stuck!
Ouch! Ouch!
Damn you!
My shoulder is stuck!
Then let me appeal again!
My shoulder is stuck!
Ouch!
If you are a general public, please take a beating!
Wait a minute!
If it was the last game, why is there laughter coming out of here?
Huh?
No, wait a minute!
I also watched the rehearsal, but it looks like it's going to end!
This is amazing!
It's amazing!
Then let me appeal again!
The last one is "Extreme Karate Swing"!
Victims, please lie down here.
Please lie down here.
This is a very spicy machine. It comes out of a very spicy zone.
Please accept this very spicy bomb with all your heart.
Finally, I can let you go.
Yes.
What?
What do you mean?
Damn it.
If you say that now, you will collapse.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Do your best!
Yes.
Alright!
Yes.
Let's do it!
Yes.
Very spicy machine!
Ready!
Please come this way.
Let me do it!
You're so dirty!
It hurts so much!
You're not dirty at all!
It hurts! I can't talk!
Let me do it!
Those of you who are worried, please judge!
Tanuki! Tanuki! Tanuki!
Tanuki! In this match, Tanuki wins!
Tanuki is really strong!
Tanuki's king is Tanuki himself!
Coach, I can't do it anymore!
You idiot!
Who's gonna run? Who's gonna go?
Yeah, you!
You're gonna go and become a rainbow!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
I'm gonna die!
It's an emergency!
Look at the camera!
Super Slow Mysterious World!
Now, Banjo-san...
It's Super Slow Mysterious World!
I don't think there is one.
No, no, no!
You know those big cans of milk?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you drop it, it goes up like this.
Iketani-kun does that too, doesn't he?
Why do you make me angry?!
Before that, there's a lot of things, isn't there?!
Think of it as the main thing...
So!
First of all!
Let's have this person appear!
Utopia's...
Jango-san and Hoa-san!
Jango-san and Hoa-san! Nice to meet you!
Here's your cell phone.
What? What? What?
Here's your card.
Let's do it together.
Nice to meet you!
Let's do it together.
Let's never forget student unhappiness.
It's been like this for almost 20 years.
Please do as I say today.
Today...
We're going to...
Thank you.
If we do it super slow...
What kind of face will we make?
What kind of expression will we make?
Let's do it together.
And...
This person is...
Iketani-kun!
This is...
Milf's food...
Nice to meet you!
Let's do it together!
Sensei, give me my life!
You've got a joke in there!
A life is like a rubber band.
It's short and long.
It's long and short.
Now, take a bite of life!
Take a good bite of it, okay?
A life is like a face that calls you step by step!
What's with this silence?
Now, let's watch it!
It's scary!
It's really scary!
It's like a horse!
It's moving!
It's scary!
Watch out for its eyes!
It's scary!
Now, let's watch it!
It's scary!
It's moving!
Try eating three of these!
Three of them?
I'll hold it up then!
Hold it up!
I've never done this before!
This is good!
Three of them!
This is good!
One, two, three, right? One, two, three!
How about this?
I don't want to go back!
It's scary! It's scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary!
It's quite interesting now, isn't it?
Yes.
Mr. Sugetani is now...
Yes.
...ready.
Oh!
Oh, that's good!
Well, let's watch this "mokkori-chin-chin" in slow motion.
How do you watch it in slow motion?
Here we go!
Oh, it's cool!
Cool.
That's amazing!
Hey, you!
You!
You tried to look cooler than you succeeded!
It's cool!
Let's watch it!
Isn't it funny?
I wonder...
Mr. Sugetani!
Can you do it like this?
Let's do it like that!
Here we go!
Oh!
That was cool!
Yes!
It's cool!
How is it?
Wow!
It's better than before!
It's good!
All right! Stop it!
How was it?
It's the worst!
Stop it!
I don't know if we should end it or not.
Why?
Well, thank you very much!
Thank you, you two!
It's really going to air, right?
It's all right!
It's not going to air, right?
I don't think it's going to air at all.
It's all right!
Thank you!
It's an emergency!
We watched "The Mysterious World of Jaws" with the camera!
Thank you very much!
We have to hurry up, Yuko-chan!
Which one? Which one?
Yuko-chan, you're so cute!
Okay, okay, you do it!
I-I have to look for it!
Um, toothbrush and towel and beach toy and...
Ah!
Ticket?
Ticket... Here... Two tickets...
As expected! As expected of Yuko-chan!
Thank you very much!
In order for us to go on a business trip together,
we have to save up our time and money!
Tomorrow night, you and me...
...will you go on a business trip?
More importantly...
...what do you think?
That's great, Yuko-chan!
That's great!
Ta-da!
I also have this.
That's great!
Tomorrow night, Yuko-chan will...
Show me!
Wait, wait, wait!
Stand up! Stand up!
Open up more! Open up!
Open up! Open up more! Open up!
Open up more! Open up!
Huh? Huh? Something's popping out!
Huh? What is this?
Huh?
Oh!
You are...
Kentaro, you saved me!
What?
What are you doing here?
I won't let you go on a fun trip alone!
Oh, you got some help from us, too!
That's right!
Who the hell are you?
We're going to Chodoshima!
If you don't give us that ticket, we won't let you kill this woman!
Damn it!
In that case...
You idiot!
Help me!
You idiot!
Not again!
You idiot!
Kill them!
Aho Aho Contact!
Aho Aho Contact is a super X-ray lens that can invest your opponent's weaknesses by attaching it!
Answer me!
This is the second time.
Answer me!
Do something!
What's so funny?
Do something!
Aho Aho Bioelectric System!
What is Aho Aho Bioelectric System?
You don't know?
What's so funny?
Do something, you bastard!
Do something!
Aho Aho Bioelectric System will kill this woman!
Aho Aho Bioelectric System is...
Is it Aho Aho Bioelectric System?
Aho Aho Bioelectric System is...
Aho Aho Bioelectric System!
Damn it!
Aho Aho bastard!
Are you brainwashed?
No!
Aho Aho Bioelectric System is a terrifying technology that can disassemble any living organism's cells and turn them into powder in an instant!
Good one, Aho Aho! Let's deal with it!
Aho Aho, yeah!
Why won't it work? It won't work at all!
Forget it!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'll kill you!
Stop it! If you do that, we'll all die!
I'm sorry! It was my fault!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sorry!
As usual, you're a good duo.
Drink up. I can't stand it.
But you know what, Aho Aho?
Kentaro was planning to leave you and this woman and escape abroad.
What are you talking about?!
Well, thank you for coming.
Stop it!
No, Aho Aho!
That's not it!
Don't fool me!
I'm not lying!
(toilet flushing)
What?
Are you crazy?!
Toilet flush?!
Yeah!
You're really crazy!
(Laughter)
Hama-chan's...
Golf! I'll do my best!
(Laughter)
You're really into it.
Of course I am!
What are you looking at?!
Why are you suddenly so motivated?
Well...
What can I say?
Talents...
Yes.
Even celebrities...
They like golf.
Yes.
They often play golf with me.
There are many of them, right?
I'm not good at it.
(Laughter)
Everyone is bad at it.
The ones who are good at it are...
Kanda Masaki.
Ah, Kanda Masaki.
Ishida Junichi.
That's about it.
(Laughter)
Are you two okay?
Ah, and Kasu.
Kasu?!
You know, Kasu...
Yes.
For example, Fujii-san...
Yes.
You've been in a trauma show, haven't you?
I've only done it once.
You've done it, haven't you?!
In a trauma show.
Why are you doing it?
(Laughter)
You still don't have the skills.
(Laughter)
Come back when you've improved your skills!
Ah...
Well, that's what I want to say.
Yes.
(Laughter)
Well, I'm going to study.
(Laughter)
Ah, you're going to study?!
(Laughter)
I'm going to study!
I see.
Well, I still don't have those skills.
Ah...
Well, I'm going to ask you, Hama-chan...
Yes.
Today, we've prepared a competitor...
Yes.
And...
Well, well, well!
A round match with someone...
Right?!
That won't be a real match, you know?
Well, we've prepared...
Ah...
Yes...
A competitor...
Is that so?
We've prepared one.
Uh...
Mr. Ogawa!
Mr. Ogawa, please.
Wow!
(Laughter)
Mr. Ogawa!
(Laughter)
This guy?!
Yes.
How old is he?
Eleven years old.
(Laughter)
What?!
I'm only eleven years old!
I'm thirty-one years old!
(Laughter)
That's right, that's right.
Are you a kid?!
Huh?!
You're being rude to me in a match!
But...
He's the son of a yakiniku restaurant.
You don't know that!
Hama-chan, what do you think about today's match?
It sucks.
It sucks?!
She said "it sucks."
If there wasn't an old man there, I'd hit you!
So, today's...
Let's do it lightly!
Shall we? Let's introduce the hall for today's match.
492 yards, long hall.
Par 5.
But...
There's a pond.
Isn't it a little...
This is half of the field.
So, it's about time you hit me, right?
Yes, let's hit you!
Okay?
Music!
First, T-shirt!
You're so funny!
Hey!
Well...
Well, it's not good!
I have some news for you.
Third Japan Cup...
World Junior Golf Championships...
7th place in the world!
7th place in the world?!
7th place!
Finally, Hama-chan's T-shirt!
Huh?!
Look at me!
Second shot!
Third shot!
I hope I can hit it this time!
Where are you aiming at?
A little left of the pond.
Huh? A little left of the pond?
Nice shot!
A little left of the pond?
Nice shot!
OK, I'll go a little left of the pond too.
A little left of the pond.
Will it go as planned?
A little too left!
Is it the pressure of the pond?
Probably.
No, it's your pressure!
Don't give up, Hama-chan!
It bounced off.
One penalty and seven shots. His goal is green!
Nice shot!
On the other hand, Ogawa-kun still has three shots left.
Where did it go?
Oh, it went up! Nice shot!
You guys are clapping from the bottom of your hearts!
Another one-penalty. This time for sure!
How was it? Wasn't that shot good?
It was good.
Nice shot!
Now, it's finally time for the green, the putt showdown!
Ahh, it's weak!
I can't cut it...
This is the buddy putt.
Ohh, it's fast!
It's close...
Ahh, I couldn't cut it!
What do you want me to do? Should I say it?
Hey...
Here you go.
Yes!
Ahh, it's weak!
That was a mistake.
Do you practice every day?
Oh, I see...
You suddenly became polite.
No, it was good.
Do you plan to become a pro in the future?
Oh, I see...
Do your best!
Congratulations!
Yes!
Now, let's go home!
I'll carry your bag.
Now, let's go home!
Here you go!
Hama-chan!
Really!
It was a good game!
Thank you very much!
Hama-chan!
Yes!
Will you do your best next time, too?
Yes!
Here you go, Jun-san!
This way, please!
(sigh)
Good morning.
Oh, you!
You're going to give me a ride?
What's wrong with you?
No, this is my car.
What?
Oh, I see.
You didn't know, did you?
I didn't know.
But I happened to be walking and I got tired, so I'm letting you sit in it.
I didn't know it was your car.
Oh, I see.
I didn't know.
Oh, it's strange.
Oh, I see.
I have something to do.
Oh, you do?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I'm nervous.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What?
Um...
Oh!
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, don't do this.
Huh?
Be careful.
Huh?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Not that...
What is it?
This is a cake.
Cake?
Yes.
I forgot about it about 10 days ago.
It's very rotten and...
You can do it.
No, you can do it.
Really you can do it.
I'm not drunk.
It's OK, it's OK.
It smells terrible.
What are you saying?
Are you OK?
Where did you go? Did you drive me?
No.
That's good!
No, no, no.
What are you saying?
Hey!
Don't say that!
Don't you know my driving skills?
Driving skills.
In English, it's "electrical parade".
What are you saying?
- I'm a driver. - You're good!
- Really? - Yes.
- Then, excuse me... - Go ahead.
- What did you say? - That... Kantere.
- Kantere... - Kantere...
- You didn't say anything bad about Kantere. - You didn't say anything bad about Kantere.
- Even if it's Kantere, you don't work, do you? - You don't work, do you?
- You don't have a family, do you? - Yes, that's right.
- Right, Kantere? - Yes.
But, what he said is...
After all, Mr. Downs is old...
And... How can I say it...
His manzai is out of date...
I'm not saying that his manzai is out of date, but...
- He said that... - Really? - Yes.
- I don't understand you at all. - Yes.
- Even if you say it like that... - Of course.
We hate it when you say it like it's written in a manual.
- That... How do you say it? That... The basics? - Yes, yes, yes.
- We don't like that either. - Yes.
- It's like you're betraying us. - Of course!
Even if you do it like it's written in a manual, you won't get anything out of it!
- It's like... You know... His body refuses to do it. - Yes, it's big!
- It's bad! - Yes!
- You have to understand it properly. - Yes, yes.
- You have to say it. - Yes, yes. - Kandere, let's go. - Yes, please.
Please drive.
Pull it out!
- Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Let's go. - You can't go like that.
You can't go like that.
You have to lift it up!
- That's not right! - That's not right!
- You have to do it! - Of course you shouldn't do it!
- Then what do you want me to do? - You have to do it!
- What? - You have to do it!
- You have to do it!
- No, I'm not... - That's not how you say it!
- I know what you're doing! I know what you're doing! - Get in, get in!
- You can't do that outside. - I can't do it anymore!
- I don't know anything anymore! - Of course you don't!
Kikimura, you ride.
Kikimura, you ride first.
I'll drive.
I'll do it.
Let's go!
When will we get to Canteria?
You ride it.
I can't help it.
Let's go forward.
Forward.
It's a left-hand drive.
I know.
Let's go.
Canteria, right?
Canteria, Canteria.
Canteria, let's go.
Let's go.
I'm counting on you.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Kikimura!
It's you!
I was just riding here.
It's you!
I'm not responsible for this.
It's you!
Wait a minute.
It's you!
Captain!
Come on!
Let's fight!
Captain!
(Applause and cheers)
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