AISubs v3.4
- It's nice weather today. - Yes, it is.
- It's hot, isn't it? - Let me read you something.
- Go ahead. - Oh, really?
It's nice weather.
I'm not feeling well today.
- I'm sorry. - Is there something wrong with you?
- You're always thinking.
- Well, today... - What are we doing today?
- It's an emergency plan. - Oh!
I'm strong. Maybe.
- "Maybe"? - Yes.
- Don't you have much confidence? - I don't have much confidence, but...
- Oh, really? - What are we doing today?
- Well, if we defeat all of them in a row... - Yes.
In how many minutes can we kiss that pink girl?
- No, we can't do that. - Oh!
- You're just saying it yourself. - Oh!
- No, I'll send you a message. - Oh!
- I'll send you a message. - Oh!
- Well, let's have a look. - Yes.
- There are 100 of us. - There are 100 of us.
- I'll give you a brief introduction. - Yes, yes.
- There are various sports teams. - Yes.
- There's pro wrestling, rugby... - Yes.
- There's amateur football, kendo, soccer... - Yes.
- There's also surfing. - Surfing.
- There's ice hockey. - Ice hockey.
- There's judo. - Judo.
- Sumo. - Wow, I'm a little fat and it's hot and painful.
- There's also Taiwanese martial arts. - That's Fujiwara Gumi.
- Fujiwara Gumi? - Yes.
- Fujiwara Gumi is the last one? - Fujiwara Gumi is the last one.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Shall we make it 50? - No, we can't.
- No, we can't.
- It's 100 of us, so we should be careful. - No, we can't.
- It's 50 of us. - No, we can't.
- It's just that it's pretty hot today and everybody's falling down more easily. - No, we can't.
- It's not as easy as we thought. - No, we can't.
- Can I ask you something? - Yes, go ahead.
- People in raincoats probably don't wear helmets, do they? - They don't!
- They don't wear helmets, of course. - That's good.
- That's good, isn't it?
- Well, let's get started. - I'll do my best.
- I hope we'll succeed. - Do you need a teacher?
- Oh, yes, please teach me. - Teacher.
- Teacher! - Yes?
- I'll do my best. - You're a good friend.
- I'm sorry. - Don't call me a teacher!
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Let's do our best!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Well, let's get started. - Let's go!
- Team leader! - Yes!
- Team leader! - Team leader!
- I can hear you! Hey! - Huh?
- Let's go! - Yes, yes.
- When it goes "bang", let's go. - Yes.
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Ready! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Whoa... - That's dangerous!
Wait... Are you really doing it?
Hot! Hot!
It's dangerous...
It is dangerous, right?!
Hot! Hot!
Just beat him!
Hot! Hot!
Fire! Fire!
Ice! Ice! Ice!
Fire! Fire!
Ice! Ice! Ice!
Fire! Fire!
Ice! Ice! Ice!
IT'S HOT!
OH MY GOD!
GOAL!!
ONE MINUTE FIFTY-FIVE SECONDS!
IN JAPANESE!
I said it!
No, Fujiwara-senshu...
That... that...
Heavy-weighted guy just flew away!
"OUCH!" he said.
Fujiwara-senshu...
My head hurts!
Fujiwara-senshu, your blood is bleeding!
My blood is bleeding...
"OUCH!" he said.
This program is brought to you by...
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Nisshin Food...
And Meiden train.
OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
Let's end it here.
Do you watch dramas?
Yes, I do.
Tell me about it!
Ah, there's a drama on TV called 'Asahi'...
It's about him and his girlfriend...
Listen to me!
Ah, no, I don't...
Ah, well, you don't know it, do you?
Well, it started with 'Narimonoyuri'...
But every time we air it, we get a ridiculous viewing rate.
Is that so?
Recently, it's been said that it's worse than 'Sankon no Shiryoku'.
That's a little cruel.
That's the situation between him and his girlfriend.
What kind of situation is this?!
You bastard!
You know what I mean, don't you?
You know what I mean, don't you?!
Hey, you know what I mean, don't you?
I'll pay you back.
Really?
Yeah.
Can you lend me some money?
President, can you lend me some money from the bank?
"You don't have any?" "No."
Don't look at me like that!
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
What are you doing?
What's going on?
Are you a princess?
Well, well, well, you know.
"You don't have any money?" "Yes, I do. I was just about to lend it to the bank and died."
If you don't give me my money back and I'm held back, what are you going to do?
Would you like me to hold you back?
Hold you back! Hold you back!
No, that's too much!
No, that's too much! Hold you back! Hold you back!
"No, that's too much!" "I'm sorry!"
"Would you like me to hold you back?" "No, that's too much! Hold you back!"
If you don't give me my money back, I'll be in trouble.
I have no choice.
All right!
All right, young man, stand up!
Stand up, you bastard!
First of all, hold you back!
Stand up, you bastard!
What are you looking at?
Hold you back, I said!
Yes, hold you back.
No, no, is it red? What do you mean?
Sir, do you know what 'hold you back' means?
Do you know what 'hold you back' means?
I'll shoot you!
Enough!
You're disgusting!
No, no.
You're disgusting!
You really pissed me off.
That's not what you think.
Do you know what people say about me?
Today, I went to a butcher shop and my mother said I was like a servant.
Do you know what it means?
No, I don't.
You shouldn't be stupid.
You're disgusting!
Freezer!
Hey, Goku!
Kamehameha!
Hey, Gohan!
Daddy!
Super Saiyan!
Don't regret it later. Let's go!
Go!
Hasta la vista, baby!
What's he up to?
Thank you for waiting!
Huh?
No, no, I was on the phone.
On the phone?
Yes, yes.
I didn't do it.
Hamada Kenseki-san called me.
No, I didn't do it.
No, I didn't do it either.
No, I did call you.
What's wrong with you?
I was just looking and you came up to me.
What do you want?
How much?
It'll be 1,000 yen.
1,000 yen?
It's cheap!
It's really cheap!
It's 1,000 yen, it's cheap.
Thank you!
Please take this.
Yes, yes!
Thank you!
Eat, eat, eat!
It looks delicious!
Eat, eat!
You must be hungry!
Yes, I am.
I didn't come here to eat.
Shall we stay here from now on?
But it's only 500 yen per person!
It's cheap!
No, it's good!
It's good, isn't it?
Let's do it here.
It's good, it's good!
It's better than usual.
It's good, it's good!
It's good!
Good evening! I'm Judge Kouhei!
I'd like to go to the competition corner again today!
I'd like to introduce Oha-jackie!
I'm always watching you!
I have one question!
I want you to tell me which of those two is stronger!
Pen name "Hoy's three brothers' eldest son" gave it to me!
Thank you, Samuel!
Well, let's have you two appear today as well!
First of all, here comes Bruce Lee!
He's so cool!
Can you see me, Bruce Lee?
Unfortunately, we can't see you.
We can't see you?
I'm sorry.
We can't see you?
You don't look like him at all!
But this is exactly like Bruce Lee!
Thank you!
Next up is Jackie Chan's entrance!
Why did you hit me?
I don't need a "why did you hit me?"
If you don't have a project, I won't lend it to you.
Why did you hit me?
But Jackie, at least use Kung Fu!
You have a terrible focus!
Well, let's do our best together!
Today's game is...
"First Laugh"!
Next...
What?
What did you say?
What do you mean "First Laugh"?
But it's written in the title!
Oh, is that so?
"First Laugh"!
The person next to me is...
Zorn!
"First Laugh"!
Today, the attacking side and the defending side will be divided into two teams.
You will choose an attacking item and a defending item.
As soon as you choose one, you will open the curtain in the middle.
You won't know what will happen until the curtain is opened.
However, you will be able to protect your defending item against each attacking item.
You will lose like this.
You will say "Ouch!"
What will you do if you get in there?
You won't be able to take any reaction.
It's scary, isn't it?
Everyone, please explain!
Well...
Each attacking item has its own defending item.
If you choose one...
Ouch!
If you get in there...
What will you do?
You will be stuck next to the host.
You won't know what will happen!
Don't you want to get in there first?
Hey...
Go away!
I said go away! Stay away from me!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Each attacking item has its own defending item.
I see!
So, if you choose the right one...
You won't take any damage and you will be able to protect your defending item.
I see!
Let's open the attacking item!
Yes!
Open it up! It's written there!
Can I open it up?
No!
Yes!
Now!
From attacking item one to ten!
Yes!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Hey, you! Are you out of your mind?!
No! No!
To the hospital!
Now!
I've decided on my attack target!
You can't protect yourself like that!
If you know how to do it, you'll be able to protect yourself.
Isn't this delicious?
You can protect your eyes.
Can you protect your eyes, Akaiura?
No, that...
I've decided on my attack target.
I'm not going to give you a lot of hints, but...
Is it okay for me to stab you with a sharpener?
Is there anyone who's okay with that?
Stabbing me with a sharpener...
This might be better.
I can't say anything.
This might be better.
You're going to die!
What are you looking at?!
You're really going to die!
But it looks like you can do it.
Now! Are you ready?!
What do I do with this? It's peeling off.
Oh, I can do it like this.
Alright!
Wow, it's like a full-blown network.
By the way, I'm sorry for attacking you with a sharpener.
You're not being honest, are you?
I'm not.
Can you breathe with this?!
I don't know!
No, no! You can't breathe with it!
I'm going to leave it here for a bit.
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Is it okay for me to stab you with this?!
Sharpener...
Open!
Mr. Lee!
Judge Kouhei...
Yes! I'm Judge Kouhei!
Didn't I block it?
Well done! The defense item is correct!
Is it correct? I'm all wet!
That's strange...
I'm not supposed to get any damage...
But! This defense item is perfectly correct!
This award goes to Bruce Lee!
Now! Mr. Lee, which one is it?!
Number four!
Number four?!
Let's see number four! Number four is this one!
Now, please bring it over!
Yes, sir.
This is amazing!
I'm sorry about this.
What is "this"?
This is...
Is "this" like this?
Yes.
Is "this" like this?
No, it's a car.
Can you do that?
Oh, I'll use it.
But you said "amazing"!
Well, it's kind of the other way around.
No, I'll use it as a car.
Now, let's drive! Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Yes.
I'm so lucky!
What is "this"?
Now, please!
Oh, I don't like it anymore!
I don't like it anymore!
Now, let's drive!
Carpenter!
Open!
I'm sorry, I really got it. I'm sorry.
I really got it.
I'll walk home.
No, no, no. No one will send you home.
This guy is crazy!
No. 9! No. 9! No. 9, look over here!
This is nice.
Yes.
There's a flag.
It's a gold-plated weapon.
Now...
Oh, it's almost time for the enemy to come in.
Now...
Brother!
Yes.
I've been using it for a long time...
But...
It's a figure.
Can I hold it like this?
Ah!
I see!
Hmm...
This is your way of thinking.
What?
Now...
Are you ready?
Are you ready for maximum defense?
That's good.
Eh?
Is this bad?
Is this usage bad?
Go!
Go?
What do you mean "go"?
Now...
Hold it firmly with your mouth.
Eh? Is it bad to hold something this heavy?
Is this good?
Yes! This is good!
Is it good?
Let's open it!
Curtain...
Open!
Correct!
Did you see that?
This defense opponent is perfectly correct!
Actually, if you do it like this,
when the ball comes, you ride it like this.
This was the correct defense, but...
Coach, you did it wrong!
I didn't think of anything, but I did something like this!
Now, defense opponent number...
five!
Look at number five and run!
This dreadful black shadow is your death.
If you say it in fish, what is it?
If you say it in fish, it's yellowtail, yellowtail!
Where does yellowtail come from?
If you say it in fish, is it yellowtail?
Why?
Do you understand such a thing?
Because I can only accept this much properly!
I can't choose such a pot!
I got it! This is it!
Wait! Wait! Wait! I'll choose this one!
Let's play cards! Open!
That's it!
Right, Yama?
OK!
This is fun!
This is good!
This is fun!
Yes!
Yama!
Yes!
Is this OK?
Yes!
Can you do it?
Ah!
Even if you don't get it right...
Yes, yes...
Somehow...
Ah! I can do it, can't I?
Ah, I see...
Yes...
Now...
Why do you always say the same thing?
Because...
Yama-chan will die...
So, is it OK?
Yes!
Let's play!
Last...
Curtain...
Open!
What are you doing?
Let me go! Let me go from that stewardess!
No way! Such a beautiful stewardess...
What a face you have!
How could you do such a thing?
I can't help it!
Help me!
But I can't let you talk to her alone, Babilton!
Damn you! What are you thinking about?
Well, if she's an interesting mystery, I can let you go.
Do your best!
Yes!
Nice to meet you, stewardess!
Are you here for a fashion massage?
What's your intention?
First of all, I'll massage you.
Babilton!
I know you're watching me!
I don't know, stewardess!
All right! I'll make the earth shake!
Stop it!
Go away!
Damn you!
I can't help it!
Robin!
What are you doing?
Do something about it!
All right, Babilton!
I'll leave it to you!
I'm counting on you!
It's been a while, Babilton!
I'll copy you in alphabetical order!
First, A!
Next, B!
Next, C!
(Laughter)
What is it?
Why are you laughing?
(Laughter)
Go!
(Laughter)
Romen!
(Laughter)
(Music)
Good evening, everyone.
Asking about Japanese skills.
This time, I'm visiting Mr. Matsumoto Ginzo's workplace in Iga-ue-no-shi, Mie Prefecture.
OK?
Excuse me, Mr. Ginzo.
Yes, yes.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
Here we are.
Yes, yes.
I'd like you to tell me about your work process.
I'll do it like I always do.
That's right.
What do you start with?
First of all...
"Byakko-fuki".
What?
(Laughter)
"Byakko-fuki" first.
"Byakko-fuki"?
Yes.
"Nigo-omasu" first.
Yes.
(Laughter)
"Nigo-omasu"?
"Jogo-ni".
Yes.
(Laughter)
Where is this tree from?
It's from Kyoto.
What?
It's from Kyoto.
What?
(Laughter)
What kind of tree is it?
What?
What kind of tree is it?
Well...
"Futari-daka".
What?
(Laughter)
"Futari-daka-no-ki".
I see. "Futari-daka-no-ki".
I understand.
(Laughter)
Yes, yes, it's OK.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Well, well, what's the next process?
This is, well...
From Shigomizaru.
Yes.
Yes?
This is Shigomizaru and I'm going to twist it all the way.
Yes.
Shigomizaru?
Yes.
Ah, is this done for now?
Yes.
What kind of feeling do you wrap this in?
Ah, that's...
Eh, I'd like you to show me that process.
Ah, well...
Hinerikko-chan of Yari Gage.
Yes.
(Laughter)
Excuse me, what was that?
Hinerikko-chan.
Hinerikko-chan?
Yes.
Oh...
Yes, do it for me.
No, can you show me a little?
I'll take it after that.
Yes, yes, yes.
What kind of feeling...
Kamen...
Dasu!
Hei!
Dasu!
Hei!
Dasu! Hei!
This...
If you do it, it will be like this.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I got it.
Then, please wind it up to the last two rolls.
Oh, yes, yes.
I will start from there.
Then, don't hold it too much.
Oh, yes, I got it.
Oh, come here.
Is it like this?
Yes.
Then, there are a few more rolls, right?
Yes, yes.
I will do it one more time.
Dasu! Hei!
Is it done?
Yes, yes.
Oh, I see. I got it.
Then, this will be like this, right?
Yes.
Kaoru-san, please...
Yes, yes.
Please take it off.
Then, let's do the next one.
Yes.
The next one is...
Yes.
The next one is...
Excuse me, Nino-san.
Yes, yes.
What kind of pine tree is that?
Oh, it's the one my father made.
Oh, is that so?
This one is good.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
This one is good, but it's too expensive.
Yeah.
It will take at least ten years to make it.
Yeah.
How much is this one?
Why are you asking about the price?
It's right here. It's 400,000 yen.
400,000 yen?
Yes.
I'm a professional.
You're a professional!
Oh, you're a professional.
Yes.
But even high schoolers do it.
Really?
It's 400,000 yen and it's cheaper here.
It's like a practice room.
We don't know much difference.
The sound is different.
It's amazing.
Can you show me?
Excuse me.
Let's compare.
This is 400,000 yen.
Be careful.
You can't charge for it.
Can you hear it from here?
Yes, I can.
This is for advanced users.
This is for professionals.
You can't charge for it.
You can't tell the difference.
Can you sew this?
Next one.
I've sewed it many times.
This is my eighth time.
I'll sew it.
Thank you.
Please sew it.
Be quiet.
Don't talk too much.
Please sew it.
- Yoshiki! - Yes!
- Yes, what is it? - Yes!
- Yes, it's about that. - Oh, I see...
It will take about two and a half months.
- To go there? - Yes, up to here.
- Mr. Ikido, finally... - Yes?
- Well, I've finished recording it. - Yes.
- Well, I'd like you to tell me... - Yes?
- ...what it's for. - Yes, yes.
- Yes. - Is it OK?
- Well, Mr. Ikido, please turn it up. - Yes.
- Is it OK? - Yes, go ahead.
Mr. Ikido, what is it for?
I don't know.
It's for you.
- All right, it's done! - Yes!
If this big bomb explodes, the earthlings will all be killed!
Wait!
Kentaro!
This is a secret article of "Big Star Man" and nobody knows about it!
How did you know about it?!
Shut up!
I'm talking and you're interrupting me!
Why do you say like that, Kentaro?!
Do it!
Kentaro, it's not like you want me to do it!
Come on!
Hey, wait!
Yomehan, come here!
Come back!
I'm Yomehan, too!
Shut up!
What?!
Didn't you know that I had a transmitter installed on your heads?!
Idiot!
Transmitter?!
I didn't know about it!
There's even a switch!
Damn you!
You made me an idiot!
All right, this is enough, Kentaro!
Enough, Kentaro!
If this big bomb explodes, the earthlings will all be killed!
What?!
What will you do, Kentaro?!
I won't let you do that!
All right, then!
Idiot!
Help me!
Oh, no!
Damn it!
You idiot!
I'm not an idiot!
You're not an idiot!
What's wrong with you?!
Idiot!
If this big bomb explodes, the earthlings will all be killed!
Yes!
Do something about it!
Yes!
Idiot!
You idiot!
Charge!
He was kind at first, but...
gradually, violence...
What are you looking at?!
Do something about it!
You idiot!
Idiot!
You idiot!
It's a lie!
Don't you know?!
You shouldn't have lied!
Do something about it!
Don't lie! Do something about it!
Idiot!
You're really something!
This time, I'm counting on you!
You idiot!
You're stupid!
You're stupid, you stupid!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Stupid brother.
They don't have blood ties but they've known each other since they were little.
They naturally call each other "brother".
Why do you call me "brother"?
Brother! Brother!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you guys?
You guys are dirty!
You, look back!
You're the one who's dirty!
What's wrong with you?
You're the one who's dirty!
Do something about it!
You...
Music!
They're laughing!
Can't you take it off?
What's wrong with you guys?
Can't you two do something about it?
Stupid! Stupid! Combine!
When their feelings reach their peak, they can combine.
I don't know how to feel about this.
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
Do something!
All right!
I will detonate this bomb and kill everyone on earth!
But...
Get out of the way!
Don't look at this switch.
If you press this switch,
in 30 seconds,
this bomb will explode.
The whole city will turn to ashes.
What are you doing?
It's dangerous!
The whole city will turn to ashes.
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
Get out of the way!
The whole city will turn to ashes in 30 seconds!
What are you talking about?
But...
If you drink only one of my conditions,
I will kill you.
I have no choice.
Drink it!
All right!
Brother!
I won!
How good it feels!
I won!
Today's entertainer is...
...a single actor.
This is a little dangerous!
Mr. Okame Yosaburo!
As you know, Yoshiba, Teji, Keiran, and Otsuta have broken up over a period of time.
I'm the only one who knows about it.
If I tell you about it, you'll misunderstand me.
I'm not good at telling stories.
This is power.
I see.
Otsuta, you can't rely on me.
Where are you going after breaking up with me?
I'm going to the eye clinic and ask God for help.
I'm sorry, Otsuta.
You are...
You broke up with me. Where are you going?
I'm going to Shizuoka.
Honey!
Otsuta!
This was goodbye, wasn't it?
Was this goodbye, wasn't it?
You...
Today is the last day, isn't it?
I fell!
It's goodbye, isn't it?
It's a wonderful play.
It's a completed play.
How long have you been doing this play alone?
I've been doing it with Shioi-chan for...
Fifty years!
Is this hand-made?
This is hand-made. I made it myself.
That's wonderful.
It's a soft object.
But why doesn't he look at me even once?
Thank you very much for today.
Thank you.
CD PRODUCTO NUMERO UNO!
My heart beats for you! This summer is on my shoulder... Kimi ni mune kyun! Ima natsu ga boku no kata ni... My heart beats for you now... My heart beats for you now... My heart beats for you! Young ride... Te wo kakete kimi ni mune kyun! Yango notte... I put my hand on you and my heart beats for you... It's scary how comforting... Kowai kurai iramarete iru ...I'm so scared...
Crying... Naki ni utau... Crying...
Only time is broken... Only time is broken...
Yama nagashi no... River flowing...
Bleeding blood... Tobi komu nechi... Bleeding blood...
Is this really a song with words?! Kore honma ni mochi uta ka?! Is this really a song with words?!
Nanka ryuuichi is bad at this! But Ryuichi is bad at this!
My heart beats for you now! Kimi ni mune kyun! Ima natsu ga boku no kata ni... My heart beats for you now...
I love you... Aishiteru tte... I love you...
It's not easy for me... Kantan ni wa ienai yo... It's not easy for me...
My heart beats for you! Kimi ni mune kyun! Ima natsu ga boku no kata ni... My heart beats for you...
In the shadow of clouds...
I'm embraced by you...
My heart flutters for you! Kimi ni mune kyun! I love you...