AISubs v3.4
Hiding in the dark and living on, that's what you call a youkai human being!
Mmm, youkai human beings!
Well, well, it's really hot, isn't it?
It's hot, isn't it? But, you know, I'm happy that so many people have come to see it.
Oh, is that so?
It's over 30 degrees outside.
Oh, it's over 30 degrees?
Oh, well, it's over 30 degrees, so you shouldn't say that.
It's still over 30!
Hey, Cassie and Nakajima!
Who's talking about fat people?
Don't say things you shouldn't say!
No, no, no!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about yesterday!
You're talking about yesterday?
Yes, yes! Well, well, please rest assured, customers!
You know, it's pretty hot during the day, but when it gets late at night, it gets a lot cooler, doesn't it?
It's getting cooler, isn't it?
It's getting pretty cool, isn't it?
Yes, it's getting cooler, isn't it, Cassie and Nakajima?
That's enough!
Jesse and Nakajima, please don't say things like that!
But, you know, it's hot and summer is hot, but there are still happy things and happy things!
Oh, happy things that summer has brought!
I'm looking forward to one summer thing!
Oh, I'd like to know about that!
I'm looking forward to summer!
Yes!
What are you talking about?
You're joking!
What are you talking about?
There are things you can joke about!
Is that so?
I'm looking forward to it!
High school baseball!
It's refreshing!
It's refreshing, isn't it?
Yes, the pitchers are refreshing!
It's refreshing!
And also, the people who are cheering for us are refreshing!
It's refreshing!
Bem-kun's life is refreshing!
What are you saying?
You're saying something unpleasant!
But, you know, what's good about high school baseball is that the players...
Oh, I like that one, too!
It's good, isn't it?
What is it?
It's good, isn't it?
I thought I'd become a high school pitcher, but now I'm a player!
Oh, you're right!
It was my dream!
Now, I'll introduce you.
Yes, yes!
And now, this year's player teacher, Youkai High School third-year student, Bem-kun!
Please come in!
Good morning, everyone!
You're the principal!
Principal!
No one calls you "principal" like that!
You're wrong!
Teacher!
You know...
Don't call me "teacher"!
That's right!
You're right!
Leave it to me!
Please!
Leave it to me!
And now, player teacher, Bem-kun!
Please come in!
Teacher!
Is a banana a snack?
What are you talking about?!
Is a banana a snack?!
Did you lose your mind for a second?!
You're making me nervous!
What are you talking about?!
Hey, Bero-chan, say something!
Is a banana a snack?
What are you talking about?!
Who's Bero-chan?!
What are you talking about?!
That's enough!
Don't do it, Batou!
Of course I won't do it!
What I'm saying is to make a declaration, not to swear!
Teacher!
What do you mean, "teacher"?
Oh, you want me to make a declaration?
Yes, "teacher"!
I won't go to any other convenience stores!
What are you talking about?!
You're making me mad!
Sponsor-san, look at this!
Oh, you're making me mad!
You're making me mad!
I want you to take me to any club!
You've gotten pretty dirty, haven't you?
What are you talking about?!
Teacher...
Teacher!
We are...
Don't say "we" anymore!
I got it.
Don't say "we" anymore, okay?!
Okay, okay, I'll say it!
We are...
We…
are...
You've got em!
You've definitely got em!
Teacher!
We are...
We ride in sports cars, ride in cars, ride in planes, ride in trains and go to many places and say "traveling is fun", but in the end we say "home is where we feel most at home".
What are you saying?
Mele, say something!
My home is where I feel most at home.
That's enough! I'm done with you!
Ah, you monster human beings! Monster human beings!
Everyone, let's go home!
(The audience cheers and laughs)
This program is brought to you by Mainen Co., Ltd., Lotte, B&G, and Nessel Japan.
Good evening! I'm Judge Kouei!
Now, let's go straight to the confrontation corner of Kojima!
Let me introduce you to the ohagaki!
Judge Kouei-sama, back up!
Back up!
Please listen to my problem!
Actually, I have a feeling that I will fight her soon!
When she sees my underwear for the first time,
please tell me which one of the blazer and trunks should I wear!
I got it from the monkey who is four years older than Notaro-kun up there!
Thank you!
Now, let's get right into it!
White and black, let's make it clear!
First up is this one!
Brick-san's entrance!
I can't do it either!
It's okay!
But if you can do it properly, please turn up the music!
I can't broadcast anything else other than this song in white!
Please turn up the music!
I'm begging you!
In that sense, is there a song by trunks?
Please look forward to it!
Now, this one!
Trunks-san's entrance!
It's kind of half-assed!
It's the first time I've heard of someone doing it with a woman!
It's like I've forgotten!
I'll say it!
I haven't forgotten!
If you think of me as such a body,
you're not such a body, everyone!
Leave it to me!
Now, let's get right into it!
This week's game is...
Are you ready, Otari-san?
Yes!
Today, Otari-san will do...
"God's Acorn Cult Quiz" on a slide.
Oh!
If you can't answer or make a mistake...
Yeah?
The slide will go up.
Oh!
The one who falls down in the end will lose!
I see!
If you lose...
You may be processed by something horrible!
Processed?!
Processed!
Processed...
Not by people, but by...
There's an old man!
I'm watching you!
Well, then...
Please stand by on the slide!
God's Acorn Cult Quiz
Well, then...
Let's start the first round!
"Downtown Cult Quiz" question one!
Haruki-kun, you do it!
In "Ladies' Contest"...
The teams competing against each other are...
"Osaka Kurenaia" and...
What's the other one?!
Yes!
What is it?
"Trump Star"!
What is it?
"Be-beni...benikujaku"!
It's not "benikujaku"!
Yes!
Oh!
Brewer-san!
"Kansai"...
That's fine with me!
Isn't it?!
I don't know you!
I know you!
Time's up!
Please raise the first round!
That's too high!
No...
That's already the first round!
Wow, you're not listening at all!
I'm not listening!
By the way, the correct answer is...
"Kansai Kujakuhime"!
Ah, that's it! That's it!
"Kansai Kujakuhime"!
Congratulations!
That's the correct answer!
No!
Well then, let's go!
Second question!
Oh no! Oh no!
There were two main characters in "Love, Love, Fire", but please tell me their real names!
Both of you?
Both of you!
Yes!
Yes, Trunkstan!
Akira and Megumi.
No! Full name!
Um, what was it?
Um...
Nagareboshi Akira and...
Yes!
Oteruaro!
No, say it!
Nagareboshi Akira and...
Yes!
Um... Asakka Megumi!
No!
I don't know anything like that!
Please raise it up one level!
Seibun!
Oh no! I know it!
Now!
What's the answer?
Now! Buriru-san!
Hoshikawa!
Yes!
Then say it!
What's Hoshikawa?
Akira!
Hoshikawa Akira and...
No, this is really hard!
Hoshikawa Akira and what?!
I'm out of time!
Now!
Buriru-san, please raise it up one level!
What?! Why?!
That's what happens!
The first one to get it wrong is the loser!
Akira and...
Minamimura Megumi!
Ah! That's it! That's it!
Now!
Hey! Judge is unfair! Judge is unfair!
Judge is unfair! Judge is unfair!
He kicked me! He kicked me!
He kicked you!
You can't do that! You can't do that, Trunkstan!
Now, let's go!
Now, question three!
Now!
Ah! He fell! He fell!
He fell! He fell!
Now, let's go!
The first round goes to Princeton!
Princeton has started processing!
Now, processing has begun!
Processing has begun! Processing has begun!
Now, and now!
The opium is being sold!
The belt conveyor belt is being sold!
Now!
Congratulations, Haruka!
Thank you!
THE END!
What?
Let's go to the second round!
The second round will change what will be processed!
Hang in there!
What is the hero that appeared in the first episode of "Custom Hikaru"?
In the first episode of "Custom Hikaru"...
Yes!
I got it right!
I almost got it right!
Wait a minute, my picture doesn't show up...
I know, I know!
Wait a minute!
If it's the same, then...
Please do rock-paper-scissors!
What?
If it's the same, then please do rock-paper- scissors!
Ah, rock-paper-scissors!
Ah, wait a minute! I didn't have the motivation to do it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
What was that?
Rock-paper-scissors!
It was like this...
What's wrong with you?
Mr. Frank!
Pervert!
Correct!
I did it!
Let me tell you about it!
It's about Kouji Imada, who is working hard with Downtown.
Shut up!
Isn't it better for you to raise your voice?
Who are you?
I'm not raising my voice!
It's too early!
Don't push me!
Hey, he just pushed me and pushed me away!
Kouji Imada, don't push me and don't push me away!
What are you doing?
Why are you making that face?
Okay, here we go!
Hurry up and say it!
It's about Kouji Imada, who is working hard with Downtown.
What is your only embarrassing nickname?
Huh?
I once had an unknown nickname.
On Sundays?
No!
When I was a student!
I don't know!
You don't know?!
It's not for you!
It's for you!
Why are you making that face?!
I'm going to kill you!
You're going to kill me if you're going to kill me!
Okay!
Your cool nickname!
I don't know that one!
Boss Fumi!
Boss Fumi...
How do I answer that?
Okay!
Please raise your ibrics one level!
Wow!
Okay!
Frank!
Yes!
Please answer!
If I answer, will you raise it one more level?
If you answer this correctly, you won't get an ibric!
Frank's house!
It's been a long time since I've seen a car like this.
The fastest and most famous car of this era is this car.
Although it is an engine, it is a human being.
Please take a look at it.
It is a beautiful car that can flow.
The price is 888,000 yen.
However, for special use this time,
it is equipped with the latest car stereo and car navigation system.
End!
Who is the strongest elementary school student who did not read the air in the Hamada Perfect Match?
Ah!
How far are you going?
Ah!
Brysan!
Nagura!
Nagura! Correct!
- Nagura! - Nagura! Nagura! Correct! Correct! Correct!
Correct! Now, please raise the level of the trunk stand by one level!
- What is this? - Aaaaah!
Are you going to stop here, Tyrenn?
Hey, what are you doing?! What are you doing?!
- Eh? Did you work your habit? - I don't know what you're talking about at all!
- What are you talking about?! - What are you talking about?!
- Did you work your habit, Brysan? - Did you work your habit?!
I'm not doing it! What are you talking about?!
Yeah.
Mr. Truck! Mr. Truck! If you're not going to deny it, please hide it for a little longer!
It's like... it's like...
That's it! That's it! If that's the case, it's okay!
Where in the world is the brick that Ahohoman is wearing from?!
Me!
But speaking of bricks... is it a DVD?
Yes!
Incorrect!
If you get it right, will you lower it for me?
Today I lowered it for you, so I'll lower it for you.
What are you doing?!
Lower it for me!
Ahohoman!
YG!
Huh?!
I said YG!
YG!
Incorrect!
No! No! No!
I'll raise it! I'll raise it!
Please raise it one more level with "double"!
What's with you?!
"Double"!
Hey, look at me!
"Double"!
I said it! I said it!
Why won't it go up?! Why won't it go up?!
Hey! Hey! The trunks are a little higher up!
Okay, okay, okay!
My feet!
Your feet?!
Who... who told you to stop here?!
Ahohoman!
You can't do that! Raise your feet!
The winner of the last three rounds is...
...Masako!
Who will be saved this time?
First of all, Masako's face is covered with plastic bags.
What is Masako chasing from above?
Red paint!
Red paint is covering Masako's face with red paint.
Who will be saved?
Red paint!
What is it?
We are at the election office of the candidates.
It seems that the election has been established.
Let's celebrate the election of Mr. Takai.
Let's put our eyes in the bag.
So today, it's 2 on 1, and Brief has won again!
Tarou-kun, Taru-kun of the Top 4, please give us Brief in Brief and Trans!
I can't dance well.
It's annoying!
It's annoying, isn't it?
While drinking beer, you say "shut up" ten times.
Yes, I said "shut up" ten times.
If you want to do it, you can do it.
It's annoying!
Let's go to the host club!
Let's go!
Hey, what are you doing in a place like this?
No, nothing.
You want to see Candy-chan, don't you?
No, I don't!
Don't be like that.
If you do it to us...
I'll do it for you.
Stop it!
Kamotsu-kun!
What's wrong?
What?
Nothing.
I don't know why, but I fell.
What?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm going! I'm going!
See you later!
Bye-bye!
Sheesh!
It's raining.
It's beautiful.
What?
No, nothing.
What are you doing in a place like this?
You don't even have an umbrella.
Were you waiting for me?
Am I a nuisance?
No, you're not.
I feel sorry for you, you're so wet.
Stop it! Candy-san's handkerchief will get dirty!
You can buy a new handkerchief!
What's wrong?
No, it's nothing.
No...
Today's performance...
Candy-san...
You were really wonderful.
Thank you.
You're the only one who can say that.
No, it's nothing like that!
I...
hate rain.
Rain...
The sky is shedding tears.
"I will never cry again," I swore to myself.
This rain is shaking me. There's nothing I can do.
But there's no rain that doesn't stop.
Thank you.
"I will never cry again," I swore to myself.
This rain is shaking me. There's nothing I can do.
But there's no rain that doesn't stop.
Thank you.
Which one should I say?
"I'm sorry," I said.
I'm sorry, Candy-san!
I look in the mirror and...
I laugh, I laugh, I laugh, Candy...
"Goodbye," I said.
Candy, Candy...
Candy-san! Candy-san!
I'm sorry, Candy-san!
PAPYRIO MADAGASCAR ENSIS
Doctor, what kind of shark is this?
This is a Madagascar Monkeage that only exists in Madagascar Island in Africa.
It's called "Papyrio Madagascar Ensis".
This is a very precious image, but...
...the camera was able to successfully capture this shark for the first time in the world.
Ah, it's starting to move.
Ah, you're right.
PAPYRIO MADAGASCAR ENSIS
- This stuffed animal... - Yes?
...costs 800,000 yen.
- Is that all? - Yes.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Hey, Madagascar. - Yes?
What's wrong? You look tired.
- Well, I'm a doctor and I'm exhausted. - I see.
My child ran away and the wall broke.
- Ah, I see. - Yes.
But you can fix it.
No, it's just...
...a Frenchman came out of the wall.
The police are coming. This is bad.
- Yes. - This is bad.
Well, but it's okay. I have a family.
Are you sure you want to do it?
Yes, I'm sorry for making you worry.
Don't worry about me.
- Wait. - Yes?
- I have something to tell you. - Yes?
Actually...
This time, I found a new way of doing things.
This time, she wrote a script herself.
I saw it and it's the first time for me to see such a talented girl like her.
- Why are you laughing? - Yes?
- It's very interesting. - You should be proud of it.
Yes, I'm full of confidence now.
- I see. - Yes.
- Will you watch me? - Yes.
Please laugh a lot today.
Janome! Janome!
(Laughter)
What is it?
I'm your partner.
What?
I'm your partner, Master Janome Jan.
Nice to meet you. I'm Janome.
(Laughter)
Let me shake your hand.
What is it?
(Laughter)
It's disgusting.
(Laughter)
I can't see his face.
I'm embarrassed.
My talent is terrible, but I'm embarrassed.
Well, I'll do my best, so please.
I was chasing you in Osaka.
(Laughter)
I don't know you.
Really?
I'm a fan of you, though.
(Laughter)
This is the most annoying.
(Laughter)
But I'll do my best.
I see.
Yes.
You sound young.
Yes.
How old were you?
Twelve.
What?
(Laughter)
Twelve?
(Laughter)
Twelve?
I'm twelve, but I'm fine.
(Laughter)
Try it.
Are you sure?
Yes.
From now on, I think originality is the game for entertainers.
Yes.
So it's a story that hasn't happened before.
You may be surprised at first, but it's definitely interesting.
Yes.
I'll watch it.
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Master Janome Jan.
Are you all right?
Yes.
Hello, everyone.
Today, I'd like to think about "paintings".
(Laughter)
There are many kinds of "paintings", not just "paintings" in one word.
(Laughter)
Now, let me introduce you to this person.
Mr. Mitsuke Akasaka, a painter and researcher.
Please come in.
(Laughter)
I wonder if it's original.
Sensei, first of all, when you are thinking of something and you are stopped, please say "eh".
Sensei.
Sensei, you were already doing it, weren't you?
You were already doing it, weren't you?
(Laughter)
When you are drinking something, please say "eh".
Eh.
(Laughter)
Hey you!
That's stupid, isn't it?
(Laughter)
Yes, that's Dundun's idea, isn't it?
(Laughter)
No, Dundun's idea is that he is a researcher and we are painters and researchers, so I think it's completely different from the origin.
It's the origin, isn't it?
(Laughter)
All of your statements are the same, aren't they?
Well, I'm just doing what you told me to do.
No, but this kid is stupid, isn't he?
What is "this kid"?
(Laughter)
What's wrong with being stupid?
(Laughter)
What are you talking about?
(Laughter)
Hmph! If you say that, your fans will cry!
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
What do you think you are doing, you idiot?
I'm just imitating you.
What is "idiot"?
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
Hey, don't get carried away thinking you belong to an art school!
(Laughter)
You are too much, you idiots!
You have been acting a little wild lately, haven't you?
(Laughter)
You told me to do it, didn't you? Show me what you've got, you idiot!
What is it?
Are you going to do it or not?
What do you mean "are you going to do it or not"?!
What's up with you?
What is it?!
Damn it!
Take me home!
A man of 0 to 1 million yen meets again!
Maybe, you know...
Yes, yes.
Even in the entertainment world...
Yes.
I only have guts...
You only have guts...
I won't lose to anyone!
I see.
"Motemase"!
Well, in a different sense...
"Motemase"!
There are 5 people...
5 people...
Who are here today.
Let me introduce...
This person has tremendous guts!
Mr. Imada Koji!
Nice to meet you!
Wow!
Yes.
You really have guts!
I really have guts!
You said you only had guts...
If you could...
Guts?
Yes, yes, yes.
I really have guts!
That pool...
7.5 meters...
I jumped from there!
I have guts like that!
Please do your best today!
I will do my best!
Nice to meet you!
Next, we have...
Takairo Kurano!
Yes!
This person...
This person also has guts!
If you look at his face...
He really isn't popular!
You're popular?
Ah, is that so?
What kind of love did you have?
Well...
What happened?
In Osaka...
Yes?
About 6 people hugged me...
Yes?
Yes, yes.
They didn't let go of my hand!
You were enduring it!
Yes!
I see!
Please do your best today!
Next, we have...
Miyahara-kun!
Yes!
Please do your best!
How about you, Miyahara-kun?
For me, being a comedian is my passion.
That's why I'm in 12th place.
I'm satisfied with that position.
Satisfied?!
If you say that, I don't know what to do!
It's fine like this.
Please do your best today!
I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
Next, we have someone from Osaka!
Hamane Takashi-san!
My passion...
It's in my eyebrows!
Suddenly you're talking!
No one knows!
That's right!
You know...
There's a gag I always say when I'm surprised.
Ah, is that so?!
Uwaa! Uwaa! You surprised me!
Bikkori korikori korikori!
You're really dirty.
Don't worry about it!
Today, you'll be on TV too!
Yes!
I'm already happy!
But I'm nervous!
Well, my head is a little dizzy!
That's all!
Please do your best today!
Please do your best!
And last, we have Jimmy Oni-san!
Hello!
What kind of passion do you have, Jimmy-chan?
I have a lot of passion!
I use a lot of lube and use a lot of tweezers!
What are you saying?!
Are you saying you saw a UFO?
That's not it!
Even when I use lube in science experiments...
Even when I use lube...
I use tweezers like this...
I do it like this...
Do you understand?!
What is it?!
Please do your best!
Well, then...
Today, we'll be testing your passion...
Here it is!
Well, let's take a look!
That is...
Now, this jar...
As you can see, it's in the tree.
Well, today we've come to Bisshou's Bando-san.
Bando-san.
This is quite expensive, isn't it?
Well, this is a little...
More than one million yen...
More than one million yen for this?
Can I have it?
Yes, you can.
Are you serious?
It's dangerous.
Thank you very much.
You have to turn it upside down.
Using this...
Everyone, please look over there!
We've prepared various items for you.
Using this...
While mixing the jar...
Push it all the way in.
That's what it is.
Well, to put it simply...
Well, what's easy to understand?
This is easy to understand, isn't it?
Ah, I wonder if this is easy to understand...
With this one million yen jar...
With this...
It goes smoothly, doesn't it?
With this...
I'm not nervous at all!
No, you're not!
You have guts, don't you?
I do have guts.
With this, it's one million yen, so...
One million yen?
No, you can't pay me for it.
Eh?
Mieharu-san, you're pulling my leg!
No, no, no...
So, if you're scared...
If you're scared...
There's a way you don't do anything reckless...
But you can't win with that.
With that, your chance of winning is low, isn't it?
I do have guts, you know.
But you can't push it all the way in.
The one with the highest score wins.
So, for starters...
Let's see how high you can throw it and catch it.
All of us?
You can't do that!
Stay away from me!
You can't do that!
You can do it!
For example, you can hold it like this.
You can do it.
That's also a kind of guts.
It's guts, isn't it?
One, two, and...
You can do it!
It's a tough job.
Jimmy, you can do it.
You can do it.
OK, I'll do it.
OK, Hamane...
Hamane, when you get used to it, you can twist it like this.
Twist!
Hamane, please...
I can't do it.
You can't do it!
Just twist it normally, Hamane!
I can't do it!
Stop it!
OK, I'll do it.
Is it OK to do it from the side?
What's that?
It's difficult...
I can't do it!
OK, then...
Now, Miyamoto...
If you think about it, I'm not the only one who's Yoshimoto.
Our agency can't do it from the front.
Just do it normally, Miyaharu!
You have to do it normally!
I'm scared!
OK!
I'm scared!
Now, Miyamoto...
First of all, please choose an item.
I'll do it with bowling.
Miyaharu's bowling.
OK, I'll do it!
It's dangerous!
Well, well, well...
It's OK, right?
I have a bad feeling about this...
Oh, my God!
Are you all right?
Where are you going?
Watch out!
I was surprised! I was surprised!
I want to do it again.
What's wrong with you?
Is it bad enough?
You don't look good!
Do you have a talent for this?
I like it! I like it!
Could you let go of my hand for a second?
Mr. Ogura, you're doing a good job.
The wind...
Watch out! Watch out!
That's enough!
Watch out! Watch out!
Could you put it here for a second?
You can put it wherever you like.
Oh, I see.
I got it, but I can't eat it when I take it with me, can I?
You can eat it! You can eat it!
I'm scared.
You can eat it, but...
You can eat it!
Why are you making such a fuss?
It's just barely over!
Mr. Yajimi!
Ready...
Start!
What's wrong with you? You're such a bastard!
You're such a bastard!
You have no guts at all!
OK! OK! Let's do it! Ready... Start!
Good! Good! Good!
Good! Good!
So far, Kurano has given a lot of points.
So, who will win this?
OK!
I'll drop a doll.
Yellow or red?
Now...
Well...
Before you do...
Nice to meet you.
I'll say it.
It's absolutely impossible.
If you pull out the green one, you'll win.
That's...
It's better to flip it over.
It's absolutely better.
It's a little better.
But it's better to hit it in the middle.
I don't know.
The red one must be the yellow one.
Hey! Hey!
Are you sure?
OK!
Great!
OK!
It's raining and I can't move!
No one can do it now!
Let's end it here!
Daruma-Otoshi was a success! Let's eat now!
Boy, thank you!
Now, let's present this one million yen jar!
Thank you!
What is it?
I'll present you this one million yen jar!
This one!
Oh, I'm sorry!
What's this?
That's right!
How are you?
What?
How are you?
I asked Bando-san of COVID-show how much this is.
Right?
But this one, Miharu said it's crispy!
Super!
I'm sorry!
It's really worth it!
It's really worth it, so thank you very much!
OK, everyone, congratulations!
In the end, I thought someone was going to break it.
But if it was this exciting without breaking it, it wouldn't have been such a cheap project.
It's not cheap at all.
The location came by foot.
OK, everyone, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Excuse me!
Popori's Salad Vinegar!
Salad Vinegar! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
What's that?
It's a service!
Lotte's Popori Salad Vinegar, newly released!
Watch out!
Um, I'll be late again today.
OK.
Excuse me.
I'll be going.
Let's go downtown.
Oh, good morning.
What are you doing here?
Why are you in a place like this?
You're annoying.
Didn't you wait for me?
I just happened to pass by.
You're annoying.
Is that so?
Um, could you please leave?
Just for now.
I'm sorry.
Um, you know...
- No, it's not like that. - I'm really sorry.
- No, it's not like that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- I have to go to work. - No, no.
- If you don't have it... - I'll find it for you!
- You found it for me. - I'll give you anything!
- Good, good! - I'll give you back!
- Of course! - Of course!
- What is it? - Oh, no, no, it's nothing.
- Um... - What do you want me to do?
- No, it's about my job... - What job?
- No, but it's not something you teachers can do. - What are you talking about?
- Why don't you just say it? We're people who choose our jobs. - Yes, yes.
- I don't know if you'll do it or not! - Yes.
- Say it or not! - Yes.
- I don't know what you're talking about! - Yes.
- I went to Nagoya by tourist bus... - Yes.
- During that time... - Yes.
- In the bus... - Yes.
- We had to do the manzai for two and a half hours. - Yes.
- It's possible. - It's possible.
- You should do it. - Yes, you should do it!
- We didn't do it! - No, but...
- Chicken soup! - Yes, yes.
- Two and a half hours! - Yes, it's possible.
- If you don't do it yet, I'll put sauce on you. - Don't do it!
- Yes, yes, yes. - You know what?
- Yes. - There's something I have to say.
- What is it? - Um...
- Don't you think we're less powerful than we used to be? - Ah!
- No, I don't mean it like that... - Yes.
- This job... - Yes.
- Since we've been standing still for two and a half hours... - Yes.
- We're physically... - Yes.
- What are you saying? - Yes.
- Look at me! - Yes.
- I'm just like I used to be! - Yes!
- You're the worst! - Yes!
- Yes, you're not only skinny... - Yes.
- You're also still healthy! - Yes.
- I've said this before... - Yes.
- Every morning! - Yes.
- Three kilos each! - Yes.
- Are you running? - No, I'm losing weight!
- You're sick! - Yes!
- You're in trouble! - What's wrong?
- Maria ran out of the window! - You should've seen it!
- Please help me find her! - Okay!
- If you don't mind, please help me find her! - Hey!
Who do you think you're asking for help from?
You're downtown mayor! Don't be rude!
I'm sorry for being rude.
- Maria? - Yes!
- If you don't mind, please help me find her! - Okay!
Maria ran out of the window! Is she a foreigner?
Of course not!
- She has a cat! - A cat?
- Maria has a cat? - Yes!
- Please help me find her! - Okay!
- Maria! - Maria!
- Why are you
- looking for me like that?
- Maria! - Maria!
- Marie!
What are you doing? You'll catch a fever!
Yagamashi-chan!
What are you doing?
Sensei, what kind of fish is this?
This is called Sujigurobeni Monshirochou, which only lives in Indonesia's Borneo island.
This is a very precious video, but it was the first time in the world for a camera to successfully capture this kind of floating fish.
It's starting to move a little.
That's right.
They call this revolution "shiwagen".
I see.
- How much does it cost? - This is 800,000 yen.
- 800,000 yen! - I use it twice a day.
I can't stand it anymore, suddenly
I open my eyes in the middle of a kiss
I knock on the door properly and it's impossible
I can't go to school because I blew it
Long time no see, this is Hufflepuff Garden
I'm going to steal people's hearts
I'm cool looking for prey, impossible
I'm going to steal people's hearts
Harley
You're cruel
You always run away
I don't have anything left
Harley