AISubs v3.4
The Man Who Sold His Life For 3 Million Yen
Hey you!
Yes, boss?
Give me back my 3 million yen!
You're shouting again!
I'll go and clean up.
Don't underestimate me!
What's wrong with you?
Don't underestimate me!
Hey you! Don't underestimate me!
Boss...
Well...well...well...
Thank you.
You guys, too!
Yes, boss.
You're always like this!
No, no...well...well...well...
If you can, give me back my 3 million yen!
Well...well...well...
You know...
I can't help it...
Amada-san, you're such a troublesome person.
Yes...
No...
It's nothing...
You...
Do you know Alice?
You bastard!
I used to be in a band.
A band is a funny thing.
Yes...
When you're famous, you start thinking differently.
Yes...
Your direction changes.
Yes...
You break up.
Yes...
You, too, Checkers.
Yes...
You, too, Rats and Stars.
Yes...
Anyway...
You're like a starless wolf!
And he's like a starless wolf!
President, would you like some tea?
Yes, I'd like some tea.
Let me have some too.
Thank you for the tea.
I bought some delicious tea.
First of all, did you bring that ball that you always talk about when you drink tea?
I brought it.
Let me see it!
Give it to me!
It's not this one!
It's this one!
Shizuo!
It doesn't matter how important it is!
You...
seem to have underestimated us.
Hey, don't say that!
Even though I'm calm like this now,
when I was young,
I was called "poison scorpion".
Well, not exactly a "poison scorpion",
but I felt like I was being told something like that.
Kamoe...
I don't need it anymore!
I don't need three million yen.
My father was angry with me.
Your life...
is a mess.
Brother!
It's dangerous!
What are you talking about?
This is a leaf.
If you eat a leaf like this, it's terrible, you idiot!
No, it's warm!
You eat a lot of Trump Daniels!
You're wrong!
You're wrong about that!
Um... Um...
Maybe...
It's the same plane that crashed at Haneda Airport.
It's a lie! It's a lie!
I was on it at the time and I was very surprised!
Um... Today, I...
While I happen to be holding a camera...
Can we take a picture together?
I'm sorry!
What are you talking about?
Um... Can you press the shutter button?
Press it?
I'm begging you!
Just pressing the shutter button is enough!
What are you talking about?
Can we take a picture?
Please!
Boss! Boss!
The three of us...
William, what a waste!
Don't cry later! Let's go!
Yes, sir!
It's your fault, isn't it? Your fault!
What is he talking about?
Well, well, it doesn't matter.
You! You've gone crazy!
Because...
You shouldn't be like this!
I'm always like this, but...
It doesn't matter! Go ahead and pour me some tea!
Go ahead and pour me some tea!
Good evening. This is an emergency plan.
Tonight, we'll be doing...
"Now"!
"Now", the song is on sale!
Let me introduce you to him.
He's an adult.
Yoshimoto Kougyo.
Osaki Hiroshi. I'm a producer.
I'll do my best!
I'm happy and nervous at the same time.
When you trick a talent, you always end up tricking him.
Today, I'm going to show you how I trick him.
Right now, we're doing a TV commercial for "Nakitoban".
It's a big hit.
Even if more and more commercials come in now, it's not crazy.
Here, we have a fake commercial.
Osaki Hiroshi gave me this.
I want to chase him.
I'm going to get serious.
I want to buy a car.
The other day, I said I wanted to buy a car for a "Yakisoba" commercial.
I said, "You only get 150,000 yen."
He said, "Gakuu!"
Here, you can get a lot of money.
I want to trick him with that.
Right now, we're in Fuji TV's meeting room.
Down there, we have Masumoto-san and the director.
We're having a meeting for the next episode.
Please make a call there.
Yes, good morning.
Now?
Yes.
Hey, hey.
Yes.
What are you doing now?
Is it over? Are you in the middle of shooting?
No, it's not.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Oh, you're okay?
Yes.
You know, we're doing a commercial now.
Yes, yes.
And we've been talking a lot about it.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you!
And we've decided on two.
Yes!
One of them is the precious electronic calculator.
Yes, yes!
Yes.
Well, this is a consultation, but...
Yes.
Well...
It's a new manufacturer, isn't it?
Ah...
And only Nagano Prefecture sells it, doesn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, it's Nagano local, isn't it?
Yes.
Well, the president got famous and became rich.
Yes.
And now, well, it's like a promotion award, isn't it?
Yes.
And it sells pretty well, doesn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
And...
Yes.
Well, it's local, but...
Yes.
There aren't many places that sell it, but...
Yes.
Well, it's not like that.
Yes.
And it sells about as well as the precious one, doesn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
So, I'll do it.
Yes, I'll do it.
But, well, it's a local agency, and...
Yes.
Well, it's a hard place, so...
Yes.
I think it's fine.
Yes, understood.
And there's another one on Monday, so...
Yes.
I'll ask for that meeting, too.
Yes, understood.
I'll go there if I can, on Monday.
Ah, yes.
Yes.
But...
This prank was a huge success, wasn't it?
I didn't think you'd be that happy.
Yes, I was on the phone, and I was about to laugh, so...
I thought, "What's that?"
But it was a Ferrari.
It was a Ferrari.
That's right.
Well, after this, we'll have a meeting and all, so...
I want to move like this.
In any case, Imada's prank has begun.
Today, there will be a meeting with a client.
Before Imada, who doesn't seem to have any doubts,
the director of the prankster has explained the content of the shooting.
The difficulty of this shooting is to jump from a high diving platform.
Will Imada accept this content?
So, it's tomorrow, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's tomorrow, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's okay, right?
I'm a little scared of 5 meters. About 5 meters.
That's right.
Plus, it's my own height, so...
I think it's okay.
Well, that's why I don't want a Ferrari.
I won't buy it.
If I go out, I'll buy a Ferrari.
I won't buy it.
Please let me do it.
No, no.
You're the only one who can do it.
You can do it.
No, before that...
Now? Now?
Now?
No, I'll do it now.
I asked Hama-san to do it.
Hama-san...
It's okay, it's okay.
You can do it, right?
Well...
I'm very honored...
...to be encouraged...
...by the first...
...commercial talent.
I will...
...do my best, too.
We have the same name...
...so I don't want...
...either of us to collapse.
I'll do my best!
Let's do it together!
Kouji Imata's eyes are fixed on the garage.
In front of him is...
...a Ferrari?!
The day of the show has finally arrived.
This commercial has arrived at the set without even knowing it was a red lie.
Will it fly beautifully from the landing stage?
Hello, everyone.
For three weeks and about one month...
It's been a long story.
...we've been working on this Imanagu prank.
Yes.
Today, we're finally shooting it.
Yes.
Well, it's on standby now.
Yes.
Well, to put it simply...
Do you know this?
This partnership company, Imada Fashion.
This president...
Imada-kun, please advertise our suits!
That's what he said.
And now, this suit you're wearing...
Yes.
This is what Imada Fashion is making.
Yes.
It's called "spring shark".
Spring shark in Shinjuku.
Is there such a thing?!
You made this properly!
Spring shark in Shinjuku, right?
Yes.
He came here...
I came here...
He wants to jump in now...
Yes.
But this suit is completely clean and OK!
OK!
So even if you get wet in water, you'll be fine!
That's what it seems like.
He wants to jump in now, so he jumps in.
Yes.
If you do this, you'll get about 5 million yen.
That's right.
He said that and he's very happy about it.
I asked him for a car.
No, what is this?
It's a Maserati.
Yes.
When I asked him about this on the phone,
he said, "Yes! Yes! Ferrari!"
He said, "Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
Oh, it's this one!
He was practicing!
He was in virtual reality!
But you know, he thinks he'll get 5 million yen.
Yes.
That's why he's been spending a lot of money lately.
He's been spending a lot of money lately, but he'll get it anyway.
That's right.
More than double.
The other day, he went out and called me on his cell phone.
I...
I didn't know!
Really, really!
You know, I...
When we were in the car...
I did it...
I did it!
No, I probably knew what you were going to say, so I just ignored you!
You were talking about something else, but...
I was in a commercial.
Really, you're making me laugh!
Shinshige's Harusame said.
Oh, you did it!
I did it! I didn't do it!
It was really hard for me to do it!
But now that he's here...
He's getting his make-up done.
After this, we'll jump in.
On this show...
"Nestle Japan"...
Offering a brand-new product.
You're fast!
You guys are huge!
Why are you so fast?
You...
You're still a comedian?!
You have a strange face and personality.
You look like you'd be good at pocha.
"Nestle Japan"...
Let's get wet in this suit.
You should laugh more!
He's fast.
He's really fast.
"Nestle Japan"...
Let's get wet in this suit.
That's not how you say it.
"Nestle Japan"...
Let's get wet in this suit.
"Alsamedia," let's get wet in this suit.
Can you hear him?
- How about it? - Okay.
- Okay, then. - Okay.
- Should we ask the president for something? - Yeah.
- Tsumiko. - Ginza said we should go somewhere.
There's a club I know of.
- Tsumiko... - Yes?
Okay, staff, please get ready.
If you don't mind, would you like me to show you around?
- I don't know what to do after this. - Oh, really?
God's Anna.
- What? - Ginza's woman.
- If you don't mind... - Oh, okay.
- I'll call you when I'm free. - Okay.
Thank you.
- Okay, um... - It's Ginza.
- One of you go up and hide. - I've never been there.
- Go down and hide.
- I've never been there. - I've never been there.
Should we say it again?
If you don't mind, would you like me to show you around?
To the president?
Are you okay with tomorrow's shooting?
Are you ready for it?
I'm scared.
Ready...
Start!
Okay!
Ready, set, go!
It's not moving.
It's 5 meters!
Is it okay to go in once?
Be brave!
Ready, set, go!
Here you go, Ibuna.
What's with that face?
That's a really cool way of flying!
How is it?
It's really heavy.
Ready, set, go!
He's about to cry!
The best thing is...
You're still 10 meters away...
Alone, right?
You can fly in one rotation.
You can also do this.
I see.
Understood.
That's all.
I'll try my best.
I'm full of energy.
I'll try to go up and...
I'm full of energy.
I'll do my best.
Let's go!
At the start...
Can you put your hands together and do it?
He's angry!
Did you see that?
He's angry!
He's holding his hand.
He's holding his hand...
But he can't move at all.
His hand is exposed!
What? What?
Is it his hair?
His hand is exposed!
Mr. Shimada...
The one in the spring suit...
He's about to cry...
Could you do me a favor?
Please!
That's nice of you, president.
If you say that...
He's about to cry!
But...
That's nice of you, president.
But...
Let's start from a low position.
You're fast!
We'll start filming!
Ready...
Take one...
Cut!
What are you doing?
What?
Wow!
You're the best!
I'll hit you if you don't stand up.
What kind of commercial is that?
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being late.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready!
Go!
Start!
If you buy it now, it's now!
IWANA FISHERMAN'S HANSOME SUIT
I bought it!
Yes.
Are you going to the real thing today?
Yes, I'm going to the real thing.
I'm going to the real thing.
Okay, stand up!
Okay, I'm going to the real thing!
Yes, the real thing!
Please wait a moment.
Ready!
Go!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Now! Ready! Go!
Yes! OK!
OK! OK!
OK! Everyone!
There is no such a GM!
Mr. Bosaki!
I'm glad!
This is...
Only Godz's Gara fits in this Gara.
Say it properly!
What will you do with my Maserati that you asked me?
It is 150,000 yen.
Mr. Nishida! This is an old one.
Look at the camera.
Hurry up and hold this.
It is a great success.
Here you are.
Please use the spring shark suit!
Why do you do this to me?
Spring Shark Night! Let's get wet with this suit!
This summer...
A great revolution for business suits!
Go!
Buy it now!
Maserati's Hansomen suits!
Salad vinegar flavor!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Salad vinegar! Buy it now!
Buy it now!
What are you doing?
New release!
Delicious rossero comori in your stomach!
Thank you very much!
Idiot! What are you doing, you guys?!
You're the one who's doing the customer service!
What are you doing with your head out of the window?!
You're such an idiot! Repent!
Repent!
Thank you very much!
I hope you'll come again next month!
Look at their hands! Are you stupid?
You love this, don't you?
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
In the end, you're not as good as you say you are.
Why do you say that so many times?
I don't know anymore!
Who is it now?!
Are you listening?!
Hey!
You're lying!
That's right!
If you were listening, you wouldn't say that many times!
You're so bad!
If I was standing on stage with you, it would be like this!
I can't move!
You're so noisy!
You're no good!
Is it strange?
No, it's not strange...
We are...
What are we?!
Let me think about it.
You're a monkey, aren't you?
That's not it!
What do you mean?
Look at me.
I'm bald, aren't I?
Yes, you are.
I'm bald, aren't I?
Yes, you are.
Can a normal monkey be bald?
No, it can't.
Can a fictitious monkey be bald?
No, it can't.
Why is a fictitious monkey bald?
No.
I'm telling you.
You're the one pulling the string.
You can't be judged like that.
The string. It's the string, right?
Your father wasn't like that.
Your father was a splendid man.
I've never said anything like that.
When I was your father's string, I wanted to have a string.
Right?
You could move freely like that.
When I was your father's string.
What have you seen since I was your father's string?
What have you seen in my father's string?
You know what?
You're not the only one who's injured.
Do you remember?
What?
The fight between you and your father.
At Miken.
I...
You did it, didn't you?
I did it.
You don't have to know. You know it yourself.
When I was little.
When did you go to that Walgman commercial gallery?
I went there when I was in first grade.
I didn't go there at all.
Did you go this month?
I did.
I thought you were Maserati with that money.
It's Italian.
Blue band.
Hey, band.
What?
Go to the hospital.
What's funny?
Go to the hospital.
You look stupid.
Stupid?
That's the thing about the band.
It doesn't make any sense.
Are you listening?
Hey, band.
Hey, hey.
I've never seen a young woman like you.
That's because you...
No way.
I've never seen a young woman like you.
You're lying.
No way.
You...
You're one of the reasons.
That's not true.
Are you stupid?
You're lying.
I'm trying my best.
You're not stupid.
You're lying.
No, you're not stupid.
You're lying.
You're crazy.
Am I crazy?
You're crazy.
You're ugly.
What did you say to me?
Who are you looking at?
Sorry.
Who are you looking at?
Are you in a good mood?
I'm sorry.
Hey!
You!
Hey!
Don't laugh!
Shut up!
Hey!
Ouch!
Hey!
Are you listening?
I'm listening!
Hey!
Yes, sir!
What time is it on the second floor?
What?!
It's six thirty on the second floor!
Six thirty...
Then I'll put up the squid.
Yes, sir!
Hey!
Yes, sir!
What do you want me to do with it?
I'll use only the bamboo squid.
Yes, sir!
It's the third floor.
Okay, fine.
Hey, you!
Bring me the bamboo squid!
You!
I said hello to you.
Yes, you did.
I said hello to you.
Yes, you did.
Next!
Bamboo squid, right?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
What's wrong with you?!
Here you are.
I don't want this!
The other way around!
How many times do I have to tell you?!
Don't be stupid!
It's fine, right?!
Bring it to me in the other way!
In the other way!
Open your mouth!
Hey!
That's the other way around!
Bring it to me in the other way!
Yes, yes!
Let's do it that way!
Hey you!
Imada-kun!
Thank you for singing with me!
I'm very happy.
Are you happy?
He's having fun now.
You're good friends, right?
Hey!
Wait!
If you do it again, I'll hit you.
This guy...
Well, well, well...
For now, for now...
Well, well, well...
Hey!
Well, well...
There's an oil bag coming out of it.
It'll break soon.
But be careful when you use it.
There's an oil bag coming out of it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to the office.
Oh, you're going to the office?
Yes.
Then I'll go to the office.
Then I'm going to the office.
Oh, go to the office.
Come to the office.
There's an oil bag...
There's an oil bag coming out of it!
Even when you go home, come and get it.
Yes!
You got it?
Good job, good job.
Hey, what the hell did you just do?!
You asked for my chain to get it and now you're...
Stop tormenting me!
Hey...
Hey!
Ow!
Hey!
Take it! Take it! Take it!
Take it! Take it!
Now! Now!
Now!
No! No! No!
Again with this guy!
Go to the roof!
I can't go to the roof!
I'll go to the roof right now!
Like that butterfly, sparrow, monkey.
Take it! Take it!
Good! Good!
Now!
You fools!
Right now!
Later! Later!
Leave it later! In the dressing room!
Take it! Take it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Suikana-chan! Give me a break!
Suikana-chan and Ganbaru-kun!
Good evening, I'm Judge Kouhei!
Well, let me introduce you to today's contestant!
I always enjoy watching you with my children!
By the way, I may be older than you, but I love happy performers!
I was wondering if you were happy there!
This contestant is Gnopskiy from Russia! Thank you!
Let me call you out at the same time!
Ogame-san! Hyottoko-san!
It looks like you're having fun!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
When I tried to dodge you, you lifted your leg and hit me here!
Ouch!
I'm a temple boy.
If you try too hard, you'll get punished!
That's not true!
You're strong!
Anyway, Hyottoko-san and Ogame-san!
Yes!
Today's contestant is...
Hey, I can't hear you!
Today's contestant is...
Item by item...
It's "item"!
That's right!
The rules are simple!
Today, your team will compete with balloons,
but during the match you can use your own items to attack your opponent!
Is that okay?!
Yes!
So, if you have a good item, you will benefit from it!
Ah, I see!
In the future, when you use up all of your items, you will be the one with the highest score!
So, your team, do your best!
Do you have any motivation?!
Of course I do!
Are you sure?!
Why are you so excited today?!
You will decide on your items with this roulette!
There are 10 items in total!
Each of you will have a ball, right?!
Yes!
Here!
Each of you will throw 5 red and blue balls into the roulette!
Yes!
And each of you will have your own item in the ball!
Okay!
Okay, let's spin the roulette!
Yes!
Go!
Go for it!
Give it to me!
Go for it!
Can I stop the test?!
Item determined!!!
Now, let's look at the items determined by each of you!
What?!
First of all, Okame-san's items are...
Fireworks, tennis shoes, autographs, Nitton, cannon and these five items.
And then, Hyotto-san's items are...
Wind, net, block, drink, sniper!
This is what it looks like.
If you use this...
Now!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You can attack your opponent.
But I know what you're talking about.
I know?!
You can do it.
I have a sniper in my back.
No, you don't!
You don't have a sniper in your back!
A sniper is somewhere...
A lot of adults come and hide behind me...
What are you doing?!
Are you listening?! A sniper is hiding somewhere!
If you get hit by a sniper, the lamp will turn and you will be shot by it!
Oh, I see!
That's what it is!
Oh, I'm scared!
That's right!
I have a sniper in my back!
What?!
No, you don't!
You don't have a sniper in your back!
Look at my arm!
You have a sniper in your back!
Yes, yes!
So, you don't have a sniper in your back!
If you get hit by a sniper...
Yes, yes!
You won't be able to move!
Yes, yes!
Now, let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
Now, Sabuke!
Yes!
What kind of rule is it?
Rock-paper-scissors!
No, no! Rock-paper-scissors!
What kind of rule is it?
Balloon ballet or singing!
No, no!
How many times?
That's right!
Ballet or singing, how many times?
How many times?
Three times!
You know it, don't you?!
But, ballet...
But, I won't wear ballet shorts on my back anymore!
Shorts...
Are you ready?!
If you can do it up to three times, I'll accept it!
Three times each!
Now, let's do it!
Ready!
Fire!
If you don't use it at the right time, it's over!
It's over if you don't use it once!
Oh, no!
Fire!
Are you all right?
That was a great reaction!
It was like an elephant!
Here we go, Yatto-san!
Hang in there! You haven't caught a single one yet!
I'm scared!
Ready!
Here we go!
I don't know why, but I'm so happy that my hands are slipping!
Bring me some water!
Who's that guy with a remote control?
Okay, let's do it! Ready...
Here it comes!
Ami! Ami! Ami! Ami!
Yes! Yes!
This is effective!
Okay, let's do it!
Ready...
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
Hey, you in the middle of nowhere!
Hey you!
What?
You in the middle of nowhere!
I don't care where you are!
It's in the court, you know.
Right?
Okay!
You're not being fair at all!
It's in the court, you know!
Do you even think about it?!
I'm serious! I'm serious!
Hey, wait a minute!
It's in the court, you know!
No, it's not.
Okay!
It's in the court, you know!
Okay, let's do it!
Ready...
But...
Hey you in the middle of nowhere!
Hyottoko-san gets a point!
You came out once, hit here and went in here!
It's a balloon parade, so codes don't matter!
Are you a judge or something?!
It's an honor, first-generation!
I've been doing it for a while!
Are you a first-generation?
I'm a first-generation!
The current score is...
Hyottoko-san gets 2 points with 4 points left!
Thank you!
Good luck! You have 3 items left!
Okay!
Okay, Ogami-san, let's go! Ready...
Return it to me!
Okay!
Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
(Screaming)
I'm like that too!
There are still snipers left in the block!
And there are still signs left here!
Let's go!
Ready!
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
That was the most effective response!
That was great!
(Screaming)
Let's start with Okami!
Ready!
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
What?
(Screaming)
Ouch!
We have only sniper left.
Wait! Um, Judge Kawai.
Yes!
Which item do we have left?
Um, sniper.
Sniper.
What will happen?
Um, he will be killed.
Um, he will be shot.
Oh, I'm scared.
Now, let's start!
Oh, we haven't reached sniper yet.
I don't know why he is so careless.
Ouch!
(Laughter)
(Whistle)
I asked you four times!
(Laughter)
It's a mistake again!
(Laughter)
It's not true at all!
(Cheering)
Now, there are only two tons of Okami-san left!
If this is over, the item will run out!
Let's go!
Well, ready!
Well!
(Whistle)
Oh!
(Cheering)
(Music)
What is this?
Oh!
Come here!
Oh! Oh!
Now, let's see the score!
Seven to four in this game, Yotoko's team wins!
And so, Jiro Kusuki and Okabe and Yotoko's team wins!
Jiro Kusuki and Okabe's team wins!
What's wrong, Shinohara? It's so late.
Teacher...
If you don't go home now, your parents will be worried.
But...
In front of the school gate, a bad group is waiting for me and I can't go home.
I see.
Okay, I'll go with you.
Okay.
Don't worry. Let's go.
Here you are.
You're late, Ryoko.
How long should I make you wait?
Stop bullying the weak!
Oh, Toydido.
I'm not bullying the weak.
I'm just inviting you on a date.
If you cause trouble again, do you know what will happen?
What? Do you want me to hurt you again?
What are you talking about?
Ryoko, you need the student council president, Tanron.
Tanron?
Say it with your mouth. If you don't know, you're a bad teacher.
Ryoko?
Tanron...
Hey!
(laughs)
Hmm.
Huh?
(screams)
You're pretty good.
You too.
Not bad.
Kill him, Taro!
Yūkon will never lose!
You're pretty good.
You too.
Kill him, Taro!
Yūkon will never lose!
You're pretty good.
Kill him, Taro!
Kill him!
Stop it!
I'm a fool who holds a bottle of bourbon and stands at the window at night
You say "long time no see" and I say "goodbye"
I'm a fool who holds a bottle of bourbon and stands at the window at night
I'm not fooling around and causing you trouble
I'm just being nice even though it's love
I'm not fooling around and causing you trouble
I'm just being nice even though it's love
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