AISubs v3.4
[Credits]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What about you guys?
Well...
It's just me, but...
Why? Did you go home?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
No problem.
I have something to say.
Yeah.
Well...
We were just talking about it earlier...
Yeah.
But we don't have much time, so...
Well...
I have something to say...
Hey, wait a minute.
I don't like that!
No, it's just...
I'm getting nervous!
No, it's not that big of a deal.
Yeah.
What is it?
Is it about me?
Well, I can't say for sure, but...
Yeah.
Wow, I'm such a bad guy...
What is it?
About me?
Yeah.
Well...
About me?
Yeah.
It stinks in here.
What?
I mean...
You know, I smell bad.
You smell bad, too.
Yeah, yeah.
And you smell bad, too.
Yeah, yeah.
So...
No, no, that's not what I meant.
What? You mean I'm ugly?
No, I didn't mean that.
What? What?
What? What? No, I didn't mean that.
You smell bad.
What?
Um...
What?
You know, it's getting warmer, so you smell worse.
What? What? You mean...
Do you still smell bad?
A little.
Yeah, we all said that.
Yeah...
Well, if you say it...
You...
What?
Don't lie to me!
You...
What are you doing?
Seriously!
What are you doing?
Well...
That's what it is.
Well, I'll call you later.
Shit!
This program is brought to you by Nisshin Foodstuffs, Meiren Company, Lotte, B&G, and Nestle Japan.
Good evening, I'm judge Kouhei!
Let's go straight to the match corner!
But today, as a 100th anniversary, I'll show you from the outside!
As expected of Ohanaki!
Nice to meet you, judge Kouhei!
I love boxing, but boxers are said to be useless without dynamic vision!
So, judge Kouhei, which is better, dynamic vision for "Do Your Best" or "Tomorrow's Rise"?
Dynamic vision refers to the power of judging what moves!
Please do your best for the 100th anniversary!
Thank you from Yoshida Hiro!
Now, let's go straight to the match!
First of all, this is "Do Your Best"!
Go!
Go! Go for it, cat!
Are you sleeping? You're a very noisy cat!
I'm not sleeping!
Stop it!
Stop it! You've just finished talking, baby!
You're still the same baby!
Please take care of me.
Please!
It's outdoors, so there's not much weapon.
Please help me!
There's no place to sell!
That's right. I don't have a weapon.
Well, nice to meet you!
I'm tomorrow's queen!
My dream hasn't come true at all!
You're a queen, no matter where you look!
I don't even have shoes!
You're a queen, that's right!
Is there such a queen?!
Queen, queen, no doubt about it!
I can't even look at the camera like this!
No, that's because you're facing this way!
You can do it from this side!
Well, you two!
Yes!
Today, I'm going to take you everywhere!
Yes!
Are you coming with me?
Make sure you wear black and white!
Yes!
Well, let's go!
In the first round, we will compete in the same team.
But first, we need this person's help in this first round.
It's Miguel! Please come in!
What are you doing here all of a sudden?
Miguel is one of the members of the Cardin Band until September 11th.
Miguel!
Hi, Miguel! Thank you! Thank you very much! My name is Judge Koei!
Can I say what Miguel did for me?
He's good at throwing balls on the floor like now.
I see.
There, he wrote one hiragana on each ball.
Miguel did it with five of them.
If you look at it from below and line up the five letters, one of them is a verb!
It's not a verb!
It's a noun!
You want me to say it?
Of course!
It's a verb, isn't it?
Of course! The first one you know is the verb!
Okay, judge, stand by!
When you know it, say "yes, yes, I'll do it!"
Oh, Miguel, wait a minute!
I'll say "ready, set, go!"
I'm sorry, but you're full of motivation! Thank you very much!
Okay, let's do it!
Oh, Miguel, wait a minute!
I'll say "hoist"!
I'll do it!
Okay, Miguel, I'll do it!
Ready, set, go!
When you know it, say it!
Oh, I know the first letter!
Oh, the first letter!
Oh, I know it!
If you know it, say it!
Aritayaki!
It's completely different!
It's not like that!
I got the beauty of the cut!
What?
I got the beauty of the cut!
You don't know it, do you?
Oh!
Joke!
Just stop it for now!
Stop it for now!
Give me a hint!
What?
While you know it, let's listen to the answer!
Genji-san, you first!
You're right!
I don't know "car"!
I only know "car"!
"Car" and...
"Car"!
Yes!
I got it!
That's right!
I got it!
What? What?
Joke-san, what's the answer?
I got it!
Joke-san!
I got it!
Joke-san!
Please give me the answer!
Katatsumori!
Correct!
I got it!
I see!
Joke-san!
If you think it's incorrect,
this job is for Joke-san!
2nd Round
Next is 2nd Round!
You brought me to a big place.
I'm sorry.
Where is it?
Here?
Yes.
I think it's a famous place for tea.
To the east and west.
Who are you asking?
I don't know at all.
Who are you asking?
I don't know what it is.
I want to explain something.
I don't know at all.
I see.
What is it?
I see.
This is the 2nd Round of Joke-san and Joke-san.
I see.
From now on, I will hold a piece of paper like this.
And I will write 3 letters on it.
I see.
Of course, it will be one word.
That is...
I got on the train from the previous station.
I will take this and add it at the airport.
Does it make sense?
I will add it.
Did you add it?
No, I added it.
Didn't you add it?
Yes, I added it.
Do you want me to add it more?
It's the airport.
I will add it more and more.
How many letters will you add?
I will add 3 letters.
3 letters? That's mean.
I will add 3 letters and add it more and more.
Yes.
You will see it in this place.
What will you write?
I will come back from the other station.
What?
We won't say it to each other.
Do you understand?
By the way...
If we say it, you will know it.
So, you should do it.
You should look for it.
Is it OK?
Yes.
Then, I will go to the next station.
I will go.
To the station.
I'm sorry.
You are late.
Please forgive me.
You are late.
You are fast.
Ha-ha-ha! I can't see you!
I can't see you!
I can't see you at all!
I can't even see you now!
I can't see you at all!
I don't know who was driving.
By the way, I don't remember how many people were on that train.
If it was about guessing, I would have guessed.
Well, then, Mr. Kyo!
Mr. Kinki!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Well...
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Well, then...
Give me the answer!
Do you know?
Why?
I couldn't see you at all.
This game...
Draw!
Ha-ha-ha!
The last battle!
Yeah!
Now, you two will ride on the side car and go ahead to the wall in front of you!
Hey!
There are ten of them in total!
It's going to rain!
Don't worry! It's not going to rain!
We're stopping!
Hey!
Is this Joe from tomorrow?
Ha-ha-ha!
Well...
That's true.
Joe is not wrong.
He is fine.
I don't have a shadow anymore.
Ha-ha-ha!
Well, then, Macchan and Hama-chan...
Macchan and Hama-chan...
Well...
From the second card, there is one letter per card.
Yes.
There are nine cards left in total.
Yes.
In other words, it's one share.
I see!
They're different, but...
If you can answer...
You'll get two points!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then, let's go!
Now, let's go!
Ready!
Now, let's go!
(laughs)
(screams)
♪ Make him heartache ♪
(laughs)
(screams)
I got it! The answer is...
"Yadokari no Yutsu"!
"Yadokari no Yutsu" is correct!
If Ms. Jo gets it right, Ms. Jo gets one point!
Ms. Jo, the answer is...
"Yadokari no Negayeri"!
No! Wait! "Yadokari no Negayeri" is wrong!
It's wrong!
(screams)
But Ms. Jo got it right!
Wait!
(screams)
She saw it! She saw it!
(laughs)
Thank you!
She saw it!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
She saw it!
(laughs)
Hey! Hey!
Who are you?
(laughs)
"Yadokari no Negayeri" is wrong!
No!
She saw it first!
Second one!
He's no good!
He was a little scared!
Yes!
Ms. Genji was calling you!
She saw it! She saw it!
(laughs)
She saw it!
Who are you?
It was Jarigan!
Too late! Too late!
No! I can't speak English!
Record!
I got it! I'm better than you!
My body record is...
1 year!
I did it!
It was 10 years!
Listen! Listen! Listen!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I can't see Hamada from me!
I got mixed up!
Stop! Stop!
I finally found your hideout!
How dare you catch up with us, Kentaro!
Die!
It's the other way around!
What are you going to do, Kentaro?
Should I call my favorite Aoman?
I got it!
Aoman! Help me!
Finally, it's over.
Hey, you idiot!
It's over, anyway.
It's over, anyway!
But!
You guys coming here is calculated.
What did you say?!
Second generation!
No!
You're going to eat up here!
Who's there?!
Shit!
Aoman!
Help me!
I'm trapped!
Hurry up!
Aoman jackets!
This summer...
...we'll decide with Aoman jackets!
What's that got to do with anything?!
You said you were trapped!
Do something about it!
Hurry up!
Oh!
Aoman dynamites!
When Aoman dynamites explode...
...within one kilometer...
...not a single grass grows for ten years...
...it's like a nuclear...
...no, it's already nuclear!
What's going on?!
What are you going to do about it?!
No!
I don't want to see anything!
What are you doing?!
Do something about it!
Open up!
Do something about it!
I'm trapped in here!
Oh!
Aoman jackets!
Aohaoman drinks Aohao capsules and sleeps for only one hour!
Wake up! Are you stupid? Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
It's burning.
It's burning! Somebody help me! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Chamchamary, Chamchamary, Chamchamcherry, I'm a chimney sweeper.
Oh!
Wake up! Please!
Chimchim-ri-chimchim-ri-chimchim-cherry, I love you so much.
Let's fight, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-chimchim- cherry.
Chimchim-ri-chimchim-cherry,
Chimchim-ri-chimchim-ri-chimchim-cherry, I love you so much.
My name is Koichi Imada.
I'm a police officer who has just been hired in this city.
Today, I'm going on a patrol with Matsumoto-senpai for the first time in this city.
I hope we'll meet again in the future when I become a great police officer.
What are you talking about? You sound like you know what you're talking about.
It's a first for me.
What? You'll get used to it soon.
I hope we'll meet again.
Shall we go and meet him?
Yes.
Oh, hello.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Is there anything wrong?
No, not at all.
Oh, really?
Well, there's been a lot of convenience store robberies lately.
I'd like you to help me out a little bit.
Yes, thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Matsumoto-senpai.
There's a young man over there. It looks like he's got something in his pocket.
I saw him put gum in his pocket.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Did you put something in your pocket?
No, I didn't.
It looks like you've got something in your pocket. I saw it!
I wouldn't do that!
You, take out what's in your pocket.
Why do I have to take it out?
If you don't have anything in your pocket, you can show it to me.
If I don't have anything in my pocket, why do I have to take it out?
If you don't have anything in your pocket, you can show it to me!
You idiot!
Who are you calling an idiot?
It's you!
Rotten poly!
This musical instrument is really...
Who the hell are you?
Shoot me!
Stop it!
Amateur painting competition! Grand champion competition!
Mr. Makuno!
It's finally here!
You're finally here!
As promised!
Yes!
Grand champion competition!
Yes, well...
The champions of all time have all returned!
Yes, yes, yes...
Here, once more...
Wait, you have eyelashes on.
Well, really...
There's a lot going on, but...
Let me introduce you right away, judges and teachers.
First, in front of you...
Utsumi Yosei-shou!
And finally...
Shoto Yoshikazu-producer!
And today's guest judge is...
The 100th anniversary...
Ms. Marina Watanabe!
Even though it's the 100th anniversary...
I'm sorry...
When I looked at your monitor, you looked like a normal person...
I was surprised!
Have you ever been like me?
Huh?
I understand!
She just answered!
Thank you for coming!
Next, Ms. Marina Watanabe and...
Yes, Ms. Marina...
Let's go!
Grand champion...
Ms. Onoda Heihajiro!
Please come out!
Well, well, well...
Let me tell you a little story...
First of all...
These shoes are expensive!
Why is that?
Because it's a discounted price...
I don't know who that person is...
Why is it so expensive?
Because it's made in France.
Paris.
Chimbu, Kitajima, Saburo, Hakodate.
But he couldn't bear it.
Um, Marina?
No, um...
When you said you were French...
I thought you had to laugh!
I didn't know what to do!
But then you said "Palitina" and it was really funny.
Yes, that "ma" was really wonderful.
Thank you.
Ah, um, but...
Marina, what did you think of it?
Oh, you mean this "bridge" performance?
Yes.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
One day, I'll break my bones like this...
Didn't you say the same thing before?
What are you talking about?
First place winner is...
Monoda Heihachiro!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's go!
Second place winner is...
Yamane Misao!
Here you go!
You're too slow!
She did it!
Well, that's over now.
Thank you very much!
Oh, it's 2,000 yen!
Here you go.
Thank you very much!
You're welcome.
I'm putting one or two of the red handkerchiefs I just showed you.
Now, what is Misao going to do?
Misao, what are you going to do?
Misao is looking for something.
Now, and finally, Misao!
Pink!
And green!
Yellow!
Red!
Yellow!
Red!
White!
It's over!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
What's your name?
Ken Shimura.
That's not it!
Don't just call me by my name!
Don't call me by my name!
Even today, the title is "Better Off Than Before", isn't it?
That's right.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Well, there's a tower far away.
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm fine.
Well, today's match is "Better Off Than Before", isn't it?
Yes.
Please look forward to it!
Thank you very much for today!
Now, let's welcome the third champion, Moto-san Murano!
Please come in!
Opera "Moshi, Please"
No, it's "Moshi, Series"!
It's not "Moshi, please"!
It's "Moshi, Series"!
If the kettle was an opera
What if the typhoon was an opera?
If your heart were an opera
- Is it over? - Yes.
- Applause!
- This time was more interesting than the last one.
- Maria?
- The opera was like "high society".
- Really? - Yes.
- Was it cool? - It was cool.
- If you watch it, you will watch it.
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much, everyone.
- Thank you for watching.
- And now, the fourth champion, Dr. Hichiro!
- Escalator.
- Applause!
A mysterious balloon.
No, no, it's a secret, it's a secret.
Ah, it's stuck.
That is all.
Ah, wait!
Hey, wait!
Is it a mysterious balloon?
No, it's not a mysterious balloon.
Then what is it?
If you hold it, it will fly away to the other side by itself.
The truth is...
Down-san's voice...
Ah, I see!
The truth is Down-san's voice...
If it were to fly away like that...
If you look over here, it's not there, so it can't be helped.
Ah, if it was Down-san's voice, it would have broken!
Does anyone know why?
Yes, Down-san.
Thank you very much!
Now, let's have another round of applause!
Who among these four will be the Grand Champion?
Now, let's announce it!
Ah, there's something like this.
The Grand Champion is...
Onoda Hei Akiro-san!
Are you okay?!
Yes, I remember it now.
It was the sound of my heart beating.
It was...
"dokkin dokkin".
"dokkin dokkin", right?!
Don't forget what's important.
You were surprised and remembered it now, weren't you?!
You forgot it!
Thank you very much.
The first grand champion to be selected is...
Onoda-san!
His pride is displayed on this stage!
And also!
It's the closest island to heaven!
Once again!
As him!
I'm going to make you proud!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
He was selected!
And so!
Onoda-san became the grand champion!
That's it!
It was the grand champion competition!
Good morning!
How are you?!
Good morning!
Imada-kun!
Yes?!
How is the child?
Oh!
Thank you for coming back!
That's great!
It was a neighbor's dog!
Oh, really?!
Yes!
Imada-san!
Yes?!
Is it dark?
No!
It's just snowing!
Imada-san!
He was taken away by crows!
The sky is a little...
Where are you going?
I'm going to Tonda Baishi.
By the way, I have something to say.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry about the other day.
I'm mad at you.
I know.
Even if you're mad at me, I can't do anything about it.
But I'm confident about this meeting.
Are you serious?
I mean...
We have similar skin tones.
I see.
That's the best thing about it.
Yes!
Can you talk properly?
Well, I'm also from Beja.
Are you serious?
Actually, I'm here today...
You're here? And you brought him here?
Well, I did call him here...
But I wanted you to see what's going on.
Are you sure you're okay?
I'm fine!
I'm sorry. Everyone, please watch.
I'm sorry! Please!
Ume-chan!
It's the same Ume-chan.
Shut up! Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it?
Give me 1,000 yen.
Stop it!
Is this him?
Let me say hello.
I'm Yusho.
Yusho.
Are you on TV?
Of course!
I don't know you if you're not on TV.
Is this him?
Yes, it's my partner.
What's his name?
It's Ume-chan.
Ume-chan?
How old are you?
I don't know. I don't remember.
I think I'm about 38 years old.
Do you have a family?
A family? What are you talking about?
I hate you!
I have to run away.
What did Tonchi say?
Did Tonchi say what he said?
Good morning!
I'm Ume-chan.
Welcome to Yokojima!
Typhoon!
I'd like to try it today.
But it's getting warmer.
We're still young.
I want a girlfriend.
You want a girlfriend?
I want a girlfriend.
I don't think you want one.
I do.
I do, but...
I do.
Which one do you want?
Let's go on a date.
I like amusement parks.
Amusement parks.
I hate them.
I hate amusement parks!
I'll go tomorrow, but...
You'll go?
Which one?
Which one do you like?
I don't know.
I like amusement parks and Ferris wheels.
I don't like Ferris wheels.
You don't?
No.
I don't like those things.
No way! I like them!
I ride them, but...
I like looking down from high places.
Yes, you do.
I like looking at the scenery.
I don't like looking at the scenery.
Oh, you do?
I do, but...
I like roller coasters.
When you say "roller coaster", you mean that one, right?
You mean that one, right?
When you say "roller coaster", you mean that one, right?
You're scared, but you're having fun.
When you say that, you...
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
Give it to me.
What?
Give me what I took from you.
You took my watch, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Give it to me.
Touch my pocket.
It's in there, isn't it?
Take it off.
What are you doing?
Come over here.
What are you doing in the middle of the story?
You're doing it again, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You saw it, didn't you?
Did you put it there?
No, I didn't.
You didn't say it first and you put it there, didn't you?
No, I didn't say it first and I put it there, didn't you?
The black guy put it there, didn't you?
He's a cop.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's not true.
As a joke,
we're going to pick up while talking about the audience and at the end we're going to return it back to you.
Is that a joke?
No, it isn't.
You took my money, didn't you?
It's messed up!
Take me there.
I'm telling you, it's messed up!
It hurts!
It's messed up!
Call the police!
I won't forgive you!
Who is he?
It's messed up!
Hey!
What?
Hey!
What is this?
It's messed up!
Hey!
Who is it?
Move!
Who is it?
Hey!
Give me back my gun!
Hey!
I'm sorry, everyone.
It's messed up!
Otsu-enganjin' CD-Present-no-Kora!
Now, at the ending, we'll present the song we're singing today, which we made into a CD at the recording vendor, to all of you watching on TV!
Yeah!
Whether you like it or not, the number of entries will now reach 34,000!
Yeah!
There's only one CD in the world!
This place is really exciting!
Let's all choose one each!
I see!
Okay, starting now!
Okay!
What are you going to choose now?
This one!
It's a song by Ama-san, "Children Who Don't Know War"!
Oh, you can choose here?
Please choose one, Sensei!
Then I'll choose only this one!
This one, written by Sensei!
This one?
If I can't choose this one, I'll feel sorry for you, so I'll choose this one!
You know who it is, don't you?
Of course I know who it is!
I see, I see!
Then, this one!
Sing it out loud!
Okay! It's Takashima Mari-chan of Kagawa Prefecture!
Congratulations!
Okay, starting now!
Starting with me!
I'm going to sing "My Reaction"...
That's enough!
Okay, starting now!
It's Matsumoto-san's "Angeline"!
Yes! Who is it?
She's from Fukuoka Prefecture, and her name is Akiyoshi Hitomi-chan!
Congratulations!
I'm Hitomi, and I have 240 million subscribers!
I'm Nakamura-san of Kagawa Prefecture!
Sing it out loud!
I can't read it!
Who is it?
Nakamura-san of Kagawa Prefecture!
Congratulations!
I'm Doran and I'm happy to be with you.
I hope you'll be happy.
To whom?
Let's go!
Nakajishi of Wakayama Prefecture!
Happy New Year!
What is this?
Happy Birthday to you!
I wrote this.
It's Marilyn Monroe's name.
That's Marilyn Monroe!
It's short, but it's precious.
Yokohama City.
Sasai Ryotaku.
11 years old.
11 years old!
He's in 6th grade!
Thank you!
Good evening! I am...
Don't write it down!
Lastly, this is me!
I've sung it before.
Six Wishes.
Let's go from the back.
Since we're here...
You dirty old man!
You're dirty!
This is just how you feel!
Okay!
This style!
This is good!
Yokota Akane of Wakayama Prefecture!
Happy New Year!
Out of 34,000 people...
...will receive this CD.
We'll send it to you for sure!
Please wait for it!
The next segment is...
Happy New Year!
Thank you!
Advertisement segment!
Happy New Year!
By the way, how old are you?
Three months old.
By the way, how big is your belly?
It's...
Two thousand and eight.
You've grown up so fast!
Okay!
Let's take a break from today.
The number of members is decreasing!
There used to be 11 people!
If you count it...
There used to be quite a lot of people.
There's still one person missing from today.
On this program...
Nisshin Craftsmen.
Maidensha.
Lotte.
E&G.
Netflix Japan provided.
Again, when children come out, we go to play.