AISubs v3.4
It's time for us to go to the ballroom.
Yes, Mother! I can't wait to dance with Prince Charming!
Me too!
Don't worry, you two are so cute that Prince Charming will definitely fall for you.
Mother, let's go!
Wait a minute, Cinderella!
Yes, Mother!
We're going to the ballroom now.
Then I'll come with you!
Do you think you can run away from the ballroom with that ugly face of yours?
Hey, look at me! Look behind you!
Cinderella, I don't like loneliness! Bring me something new!
Yes!
Here you go!
Let me wear it!
Here you go!
Oh, Cinderella, these shoes are dirty!
Yes!
Lick them for me!
Well...
I don't know what you're talking about!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
I'm sorry!
Who are you?
I'm sorry!
I'll stop it! I'll stop it!
I'm sorry!
Who are you?
Hey, let me go!
Let me go!
Who are you?
Stop it!
What's going on?
Let me go! Let me go!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Let me go! Let me go!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Call him!
What's going on?
Who's doing this?
I'm sorry.
Take her out!
Now!
Take her out!
Take her out now!
I'm sorry, sir.
That's enough. Go home now.
I'm sorry, sir. Have a good day.
Go home now.
Where are you going, sir?
There is no camera, there is no camera.
It became full, camera!
Shit, it's full now!
Bitches, it's full now!
Come out, come out!
Which camera is speaking?
That one! That one!
Which camera is it?
Okay, go!
Okay, okay!
Okay, in the end everybody say "gutsu ee kanji"
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Okay, ready, go!
"gutsu ee kanji"!
Waaaah!
Why!?
I'm...
It's hot!
My stomach hurts.
It's hot!
Who said this?
I was told this and I'm doing this.
I'm also a victim.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, it's hot.
I have a stomachache.
It looked good on you.
I didn't know, so I was shaking over there.
It's hot!
Good evening, I'm Judge Kouhei!
Now, let's have a match right away!
Good morning!
Good evening, Judge Kouhei!
Osu! I love powerful people!
So, two American heroes, Batman and Superman, which one is more powerful?
Please tell me!
This is from Minnesota's Wanderer Woman!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's have a match right away!
Osu!
I can't throw it up!
I'm doing my best!
Osu!
That's enough!
Osu!
I'm sorry!
That's enough!
I'm sorry!
Osu!
Now, let's have a match right away!
Osu!
Ah!
Hey, guys! This guy is ugly!
He's ugly!
Thank you!
But he's really powerful!
Thank you!
I got it!
Then, next is Batman's appearance!
Here you go!
Oh!
Batman is strong!
Oh!
Batman!
You bastard!
He's changed!
He's changed more and more!
Then, let's have a competition with this song!
Here is the competition!
"Shoot Down! Shock Roll Game"!
OK!
Then, I'll explain the rules!
OK!
Because it's a powerful competition...
I see!
First of all, you have to break this wall and come to the middle of it!
If there is something in the middle of it, you can attack your opponent with it!
Are you listening to me?!
Listen to me!
You can attack me with something in the middle of it!
Is it OK?!
If you attack me with something in the middle of it, you win!
Yes!
Then, you two, stand by!
The first round is "pie"!
Is it OK?!
Then, take this pie and attack your opponent!
Then, let's start!
Ready...
Wow! As a man, you were cool!
Although you lost the match!
Batman, fight proudly!
Wait a minute!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Yes!
I can't get the stroke over there!
Isn't it best if you don't run?
No, no! There's no distance at all!
Can you do it like this?
In a different place...
I don't know!
Next is...
Now, the next match is pencil!
The one who puts the pencil first wins!
Hey, hey!
Yes!
You're so simple...
It's hard to do it, so change it!
Do you want me to change it right away?
You...
Are you a fair judge?
No, it's fair...
It's hard to do it, so change it!
If you say it like that, I'll change it!
No, you're a senior!
No, that's...
You may be a senior, but I'm also a senior!
No, of course that's Mr. Hamamoto's opinion!
Of course! I'll listen to you properly!
It's been a long time since I've heard it!
What are you doing?
It's been a long time since I've heard it!
I'll change it!
You're a senior!
If you're still uneasy about it, please say it!
It's fair judgment!
Yes!
No, please don't say bad things about the audience!
I'm sorry!
Please don't say anything bad!
I'll do it!
Yes!
Then...
Get ready!
Mr. Subaru is amazing!
Congratulations!
He's amazing!
No, it's a shame, Mr. Battoma!
What?!
He's a man!
Huh?!
What did you do in the simulation just now?
Didn't you blow my styrofoam?
No, I didn't!
How do you know that?
Now, the next match is this one!
It's a back-to-back match!
So, the one who comes first will hold the back-to- back match and swing it back and forth to the opponent.
Now, you two, please stand by.
For the sake of safety...
Did you change your position? Do your best!
What?
Don't stick your nose in.
Do you want me to change? Is it okay for me to change?
You didn't say anything like that!
Do you want to change?
It's better for me to be black than white.
What are you talking about?
It's better for you to be purple, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Is it okay for you to be like this?
I'm sorry.
Is it okay for you to be like this?
I'm sorry.
He said it's okay for you to be black.
I can't defend like this!
It's okay, it's okay.
I can't defend like this!
Okay, okay.
Now, you two stand by.
Where is black?
Don't lie!
I can see it!
Look at me!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready...
Thank you very much!
Let's shake hands.
Shut up!
What are you doing?
What are you doing now?
Now, Mr. Superman...
Come here! Come here!
He came to me, too!
Three in a row!
Wait a minute!
What's up with you?
Can you make mine three in a row?
Wait a minute!
I'm out of time, too!
What's up with you?
Can you make mine three in a row?
What's up with you?
It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal at all!
I don't know!
All right! Let's do it like this!
What?
Mr. Superman...
It's always the same, but...
I'll make one place two in a row.
It's getting a little hot.
Next up is this!
Yes! Next up is hot water!
Yes, please have a seat.
Oh, it's hot!
I'll pour it for you!
Hey!
I'll pour it for you!
You're a little old-fashioned!
All right! I'll pour it for you, too!
It's fair! It's fair!
What do you mean "fair"?
You're also an old-fashioned man, aren't you?
No, you're old-fashioned!
What do you mean "old-fashioned"?
Mr. Superman, you're weak because you're old- fashioned like that!
All right! Please stand by!
You're dirty!
OK!
All right! Do your best!
I can win this!
Ready!
What is it?
No way!
Why do you lose?
I don't think it makes sense to start at the same time.
Why is that?
If we start at the same time, wouldn't it be weird?
Weird?
If we start at the same time, wouldn't it be weird?
Even if we don't start at the same time, wouldn't it be weird?
Really?
Isn't it cheating?
Why is that?
What should we do?
Let's start at the same time.
Wait!
OK!
I'm over there.
Wait for me.
Wait for me and go.
When I'm in the fourth box...
Are you stupid?
What is it?
Next up is this one!
OK!
Next up is the one who came first.
Please enter this safety box and pull the string inside.
If you're late, something will come out of here.
It's better for you to enter quickly.
OK!
If you're late, something will come out of here.
OK!
If you're late, something will come out of here.
OK!
Next up is the three-point game.
OK!
Three-point game.
I bought four of them.
You bought four of them?
Yes, four of them.
That's not fair.
That's not fair!
OK!
If you're late, something will come out of here.
OK!
Good luck!
OK!
Please stand by!
Can you do it?
OK!
Let's go!
I'll hold it here.
Tell me if you let go of my hand.
I'll hold it.
OK!
Let's go!
OK!
Ready!
Go!
A draw!
Now...
Open it.
O-open it.
Please open it!
Thank you!
What are you doing?
I said open it, so something will happen!
It's a draw, so...
What will happen now?
No, no, but you two...
Don't let him in!
Let's go in together!
No, no, no!
What's wrong with cutting him off?
No, no, but...
I'm not doing it!
Please!
I thought so.
No, no, no!
Then, then, then...
It's a draw!
I understand!
It's a draw!
Thank you!
We're finally getting closer!
Okay!
Three points!
Three points...
Why?!
No, no, no!
It's three points, but...
What do you want?
But we also have three points in here!
What?
Because...
No, no, no!
Of course!
It can't be helped!
What's with him?!
He's still looking at his wife!
What are you saying?!
Here!
Next up...
If you're late...
In front of you...
Something terrible will happen!
And the first person to arrive...
Will receive two safety boxes!
This doesn't make much sense!
No, no, no!
They're perfectly protected!
Really?!
In front of you, what will happen...
What do we do inside?
Inside...
It's sealed, right?
And if you press...
This switch here...
Will something terrible happen?
Yes!
And!
Something will...
Come out of here!
The one you couldn't use before, right?
Something will come out of it!
Yes!
Sounds good, right?!
Yes!
Now, please stand by!
Next up is fine, right?
Fair and square!
Are you confident?
No, not really!
No, it's fine!
It's the last one, so...
Be honest!
Yes!
Good luck!
Yes!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Ready!
(Whistle)
(Scream)
What are you doing?!
So, the winner of this match is Superman!
(Scream)
So, now we know!
Superman and Batman are...
not the same!
Give me back my three million yen!
My three million yen!
Oh, you too, boss!
Thank you!
Thank you! Get out of here!
You should have said it yourself!
I'm sorry, boss.
I'm glad you come every time, but you don't answer my phone.
You...
No, I don't think you are...
W-w-why?
Are you underestimating me?
What are you saying?
Of course I am, boss!
Well, I guess you are...
You're a troublesome man.
N-nothing like that.
You like driving, don't you?
Shut up!
Well, there are all kinds of cars out there.
That's right.
There are cars with different stickers on them.
That's right.
Excuse me, boss.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, you're a fast man, aren't you?
That's right.
That might be fun, too.
I don't agree with this sticker...
A baby is riding it.
What's going on?
A baby is riding it!
Boss!
Is it only a baby driving it?
You're right.
- President. - Yes?
- About a minute ago... - What is it?
- Your wife called. - Really?
Do you want to eat something tomorrow?
No... no... nothing, really.
- Don't get mad. - Look at this.
Take it!
I'm sorry!
Take it!
I'm sorry!
Stop it!
I'll tell you.
I don't know if it's good or bad, but it's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
Do you know about our existence?
No, I don't know about it.
You're in trouble.
Do you know about time?
Listen to me!
What?
Japan is Japan.
Oh, you mean birds?
Yes, yes, yes.
Anyway, there are only two left on this earth.
That's right.
It's sad.
Yamada Iizuzu said on TV that we have to do something about it.
Oh, I see.
At this rate, I wonder if it's sad.
Time will not break from this world in the near future.
However, the one who will die is...
Yamada Iizuzu!
- Dad! - What's wrong with you? - I can't move! - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, I'm kind of hungry. - Oh, I bought you this. - Oh, thank you, thank you.
- You really like president Anpan, don't you? You do it every day.
- Oh, I had it! I don't need it! - You don't need it. You don't need it. You don't need it.
- Oh, this is the best! - This is the best!
Dad! Dad!
Masaya! Masaya! Is that you, Masaya? Is that you, dad?
You've grown up, dad! Can I hold you?
Is that you, dad? What are you saying?
What am I saying?
Dad! Dad!
What are you...
Dad! Dad!
Is that you, dad?
I'm going to kill you!
Look at me!
I'm going to turn America upside down!
Ah, I'm tired.
Good morning!
What's up? You look happy.
Well...
What's up?
Actually, my wife is pregnant.
What? How many?
You have two, don't you?
Are you the third one?
No, I think I'm the third one.
Are you all right?
Well...
It's better for my family to be lively.
I'm sorry, but I only make a thousand yen a day.
I'm dying every day.
Thank you very much.
Actually, I have something to tell you.
What is it?
Actually, I found a new way of meeting people.
It's not like before.
It's called "sexy boom".
Actually...
I'm thinking of doing a man and woman manzai.
But I've already made a story.
Actually, I've called you today.
Are you all right?
I'm all right. I'm confident this time.
Really?
Well, you don't have to make up your mind.
Are you coming?
I'm coming, so I'll let you know.
Well, let me know.
I'm sorry. Please! Please!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'll forgive you.
Young man, Mr. Kama.
Is it you?
My name is Tanaka Ooyan Sachiko.
It's half.
How old are you?
Twenty...
Thirty-two.
Thirty-two?
What have you been up to?
Well...
Apparel business.
This world is changing so fast.
Where do you teach?
On Sado Island.
I'm a teacher.
Well, this is a TV job...
Yes.
...and it's a man-man relationship, but do you have a boyfriend?
You!
On a night in Sado Island.
I'm sorry.
You have a wife, don't you?
Yes.
I don't care about that.
Are you sure?
Would you like me to tell you a story?
Yes.
Come on, I'll sing you a song.
Yes, please.
Get ready.
Now...
Let's listen to...
...the song...
..."Congratulations"...
...by...
...Koji Sachiko!
The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, I will be Asak-chan's slave.
If you give me a little, if you give me a little,
I will hate you.
What's wrong with you?
The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, I will be Asak-chan's slave.
If you give me a little, if you give me a little,
I will hate you.
What's wrong with you?
The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, I will be Asak-chan's slave.
If you give me a little, if you give me a little,
If you give me a little, I will hate you.
The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow...
What are you doing?
The day after tomorrow, I will be Asak-chan's slave.
If you give me a little, if you give me a little...
What are you doing in the middle of the play?
I threw the first pitch. Asak-chan hit it!
Asak-chan hit it!
What are you doing?
What have you been doing?
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Speak up!
But...
Stop it! What are you doing?
Are you stupid?
What have you been doing in the middle of the story?
What are you wiping?
It's coming out.
Hey!
It's coming out.
No way!
You can't do it anymore.
It's not a manga.
What?
Hey!
You can't do it!
You can't do it anymore.
What are you doing?
Where is it?
Please find it!
Where is it?
Please find it!
Where is it?
Men's floor exercise championship!
Today, we have gathered men of the entertainment world...
...to fight each other in floor exercise.
Now that it has come to this...
...why do we do this?
Now, I, Hamada, will be your commentator...
...and the commentator will be this wonderful person...
...Mr. Hansamugai Imazu!
Please come in!
Nice to meet you.
I'm glad you took off your clothes.
You're like a patient.
You're not talking at all.
You're like a doctor.
Today, the men of the entertainment world...
My friends.
Oh, your friends!
They'll do their best today.
Oh, everyone.
I miss you. I can't wait to see you.
Is that so?
Then, without further ado...
Yes, yes.
Let's welcome them in!
Contestants, come in!
Contestants, you're all amazing.
You're standing still.
Mr. Sanzhiro, stand up.
Stand up and stand up, please.
Mr. Sanjiro, you're also a man...
No, no, no.
Giro, it's been a while.
Giro, by the way, you're still a virgin, right?
You're still a virgin?
You're still a virgin.
Mr. Sanjiro, you're still a virgin?
Yes, yes.
But Yuma's here.
Oh, Yuma, it's been a while.
Naoki, you're also a virgin, right?
Oh, Naoki, it's been a while.
Yes, it's been a while.
He's a dragon, a dragon.
We can't even talk like this.
You're all men, aren't you?
You're all quite old now, aren't you?
Everyone, what's your real name? Naoki, you're also quite old, aren't you?
My real name is Sanjuhache.
Sanjuhache?
Hey, shut up, shut up.
What are you talking about?
Real names have always been like this.
Shut up!
You're definitely not, right?
I'm 44 years old.
Oh, Naoki, you're already 44 years old.
Oh, really?
Oh, Naoki, you're already 44 years old.
Well, we're members of this group.
I wonder if you'll be okay.
Today we're doing floor exercises, right?
Yes, yes.
We're following you.
We're using this space of about a dozen square meters.
We're using this space fully and we're doing floor exercises.
Now, as for the judges and teachers over there,
each of them has 10 points,
and you'll have to give them a score of 10 out of 10.
That's what we'll be doing, right?
Yes, yes.
Please explain.
Yes, yes.
Everyone, please do your best.
Now, handsome guy.
Yes.
I'll start right away, but...
Yes.
Speak normally!
Yes, yes, yes.
Your first friend will appear.
My first friend is Naoki.
Oh, really?
Naoki is great!
First, the first member is Hongo Naoki.
His performance is "Dicing Sun".
Now, it's starting!
Now...
Oh, Hongo is now throwing a camera.
He's making a serious face.
Oh...
What is this?
Isn't the music a little different?
Oh, Hongo is making a serious face,
but is he really old?
His movement is a little...
What is this swing?
What is Hongo doing?
Hongo, what are you doing?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! What is this?
Hongo is a little clumsy.
And Hongo is...
Oh!
I see.
He's looking in the mirror.
And...
What is he doing?
Oh!
After cleaning up...
Oh!
It's hard for him to take off his clothes.
Oh!
His pose is perfect!
Oh!
Wow! That's good, Naoki!
That was good!
The inside was messed up.
It was messed up!
I don't know why you're drinking alcohol in that pose.
Naoki has been like that for a long time.
Shut up!
Then, the first shot.
Let's see Hongo's score!
Here you go!
Amazing!
999 points!
Oh, it's coming!
But, as for the first shot, it was very good.
It was good, wasn't it?
It was like "Japanese men".
It had a Japanese style.
Yes, it had a Japanese style.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Hongo is amazing!
What are you doing?
Who's next?
The next player is Ryu.
Oh, Ryu Kano?
Ryu is good!
The next player is Ryu Kano.
His uniform is a middle-sized rose.
Now, Ryu Kano!
Oh, his cape is...
Oh, his cape is fluttering.
What is that?
Oh, it's a little...
It's a little cute, isn't it?
Oh, put out your sword!
Oh, attack! Attack!
Oh, attack this side, too!
Attack! Attack!
Attack!
You attacked the other side twice!
You attacked this side three times, didn't you?!
Oh, you fell!
Oh, what is that?!
He's brave!
It's a test of guts!
Kano Ryu tested his guts with his sword!
Oh, his cape...
It's fluttering!
It's not fluttering at all!
Oh, he threw it away!
Oh, where did it go?
Oh, it's a ladder!
It's fluttering!
As I thought, he's old!
It's flying away!
I knew it!
Now, who's last?
Who's last?!
What is that?!
Ah, I see! I see!
He finished with a rose at the end, didn't he?!
The rose fell off.
I see... Well, I wonder if that will be the target of criticism...
But that chamekke is also showing off the good points of that dragon!
It's funny!
Then, let's see Kano Ryuu's score!
Kano Ryuu's score is 57 points!
Ah, I see! I see!
I don't like the high part of the dragon!
No, it's beautiful, isn't it?!
No, no, it's a little too long!
Thank you very much!
Ah, it was wonderful!
It's wonderful!
Kano-senshi!
It's wonderful that he showed off only two of these wonderful points!
I wonder if the next person is also under pressure?
Who is the next person?
The next one is Yuma, isn't it?!
Ah, Yuma!
Yuma is good!
The next performer is Kusakawa Yuma-senshi!
His performance is "Yuka Banchou"!
Then, let's see it!
What did you do?!
Yuma, you just lost!
What is that?!
That's a bad pose!
Yuma, that's a bad pose!
Ah, you're dancing now!
Ah, what is that?!
Ah, you can't keep your balance!
I knew it!
I knew you were old, Yuma!
Oh, yes!
That's good!
Yes, look back!
Ah, that's a bad pose!
You're dancing now!
Ah, it's cute!
It's bad, but it's cute!
Oh, what is that?!
Is it a lunch fee?!
Ah, you're doing a cat dance!
As I thought, it's bad!
Oh, you're standing back!
Oh, you're going forward!
Where did you put your hand?
What are you doing?!
Ah, as I thought, it's cigarettes!
I want to jump off!
What's with that face?
Ah, it's a four-story house! Even though the music is over, it's still a finish!
Hey, as a phalanx, isn't the music not enough?
I was a little impatient.
You were a little impatient?
I think this was the most fun one.
There's a lot of hand-to-hand battles.
Hand-to-hand battles...
Now, let's see Ibuma Sakai's score!
95 points!
It's not enough to drink.
No...
Is that how passionate you are?
No, I'm not passionate at all.
Anyway, thank you very much!
Don't make that face three seconds ago!
Now, let's move on to the last one!
Finally, it's the last one!
Who is your last friend?
The last one is Dan.
Dan?
Dan is Jiro!
The last performer is Dan Jiro.
The name is "Lonely Blue".
Now, let's begin!
Look at that serious face!
What are you doing?
You can't go there, can you?
You can't go down there yet!
What are you doing?
What is that?
What are you doing?
What is that?
Look at that! It's a sponge!
What is that spinning thing?
It's spinning! It's spinning!
You can't stop it!
Turn it upside down!
What is that?
Are you going to lick it?
What are you going to do next?
You can't get it!
You got it! You got it!
What is that?
That dog is...
You can still get it?
You can't get it like a dog would think!
No, no, this was a happy mistake.
Really?
It was good, wasn't it?
Now, for the last one.
Dan Jiro's score is...
Here it is!
Thank you!
Just now, with 99 points, Hongou was in the lead, but in the end, Danjiro won by a reversal!
So, how is it?
I'll bet on you, Danjiro.
Bet on me!
Bet on me, you bastard!
Anyway, congratulations!
Yes, thank you very much!
Now, the total votes.
The total votes.
I deeply regret that I was born in the same era as them and you men.
Regret?
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, everyone!
I was born as an adult!
I'm Bero!
The three of us together are...
...the mermaid human beings!
It's been a while!
It's been months!
But it's gotten a lot bigger lately!
It's gotten warmer too!
It's getting cooler and cooler!
I hope we can have a concert soon!
I hope we can have a spring concert!
What about you, Sera?
I like music that's easy to listen to!
I like music like "ewmin"!
I can't wait for it!
It's going to be hard getting tickets!
I can't wait for it!
What about you, Rem?
I like rock music!
It may look like it, but it's really popular!
It's cool!
You're so cool!
It's going to be hard getting tickets!
It's going to be hard!
What about you, Bero?
Listen to me!
It's a little different from you!
I like classical music!
Classical music!
You're so cool!
I can't wait for it!
I'm going to go see a concert!
I can't wait for it!
John Lennon!
Wow!
Is he dead?
He's alive!
Good morning, Noriko.
He's dead, too!
He's dead!
You're going to get in trouble!
You said it!
You like driving, don't you?
Driving...
You like driving, don't you, Bero?
I like it!
It reduces stress!
It speeds up!
The moment you pulled off the seatbelt...
What are you saying?
Pulling off the seatbelt?
That's awful!
It's over now!
It's over...
He's running away!
I don't know. He hasn't confessed yet.
He's running away!
He wants to confess!
I knew it! He hasn't confessed yet!
He hasn't confessed!
You monster human! Monster human!
You're nothing!
Looking into each other's eyes with a fresh laser beam
Drawing in the night sky colors and green patterns of love
In the corner of this planet, millions of eyes
Are searching for wonderful things
In the corner of this planet, millions of eyes
Are searching for wonderful things
In the corner of this planet, millions of eyes
Are searching for wonderful things
In the corner of this planet, millions of eyes
Are searching for wonderful things
In the corner of this planet, millions of eyes