AISubs v3.4
Yo! What's up, man?
Well, sir, it's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
I thought you wouldn't come anymore.
No, not at all.
Thank you very much for everything.
Well, sir, you know...
Are you better with your legs and waist?
What?
What do you mean?
Well, you know...
Well, I'm old, so...
I'm not like a young man, but...
I've changed a little.
Oh, you have?
Yes, I may not look like it, but...
You haven't changed much, have you?
I may not look like it, but...
Oh, I see.
Have fun.
Have fun?
Yes.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I'll call you if I need you.
Yes, yes.
(laughs)
(screams)
(laughs)
Yeah!
(Laughter)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What should I do?
I can't do it anymore.
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Good evening, I'm Judge Kouhei!
Now, let's start the showdown right now!
I got the fan letter from Geisha Girls.
Thank you!
Good evening, Judge Kouhei!
I'm a big baseball fan,
but between the Giants' coach Nagashima and the Swallows' coach Nomura,
which one is the best coach?
Hmm, both of them are good coaches!
Now, let's start the showdown!
Good evening!
I'm Nomura!
Good evening!
I'm Nomura!
Come out if you can hear me!
Oh, it's Nagashima!
He's the coach of the Giants!
Coach!
So you're the defense of the Giants?
What does that mean?
I'm the defense of the Giants!
Oh, hello!
Oh, Nomura!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I'm going to the showdown again today, so please take care of me!
You're doing your best!
Thank you!
Ouch!
No, no, no, thank you, thank you, thank you!
It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
All right!
So, which of you is the best coach today?
Ouch!
It hurts!
Well, let's get out of here!
Let's go!
Today's showdown is...
What's the reason for worrying so much?
Please explain yourself!
Let's do it!
OK!
Today...
Yes!
We always have a match held in person, but...
Yes!
Today, both coaches have nine players in their hands.
I see!
And here are the nine cards that say what you have to do.
Yes!
And both coaches will first choose one player.
Yes!
Then I will choose a card and cooperate with you in writing what is written on it.
Yes!
If you do it well, you will get one point.
If you don't do it well, you will get zero points.
You are the customers who will judge.
Then, both teams of players...
You are the judges!
Let's do it!
Go ahead!
Now, let's start the first round!
Yes!
First, please choose a player!
Refrigerator!
Let's start with refrigerator!
Fat!
Then, let's choose a card!
Come on!
What are you talking about, writer?
I don't know what you're talking about.
This one!
It's spinning!
It doesn't make any sense.
It's a good thing you were late.
Now, let's go!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Do it!
What do you want me to do?
But...
But it's in your body language.
Do it?
Let's start with Nagashima Giants!
Do it!
Go ahead!
It's English!
It's English.
But wait!
Yes?
Look at your feet!
Your feet are weird!
You can express it here, but...
OK, that's enough!
Your face is a little...
You have a cold atmosphere.
It's weird.
OK!
Now, let's go!
Nobunaga!
Let's have you imitate me!
Go ahead!
The end!
The atmosphere of the face and body has come out!
Now, let's see who will be judged!
Here you go!
First of all, "nice guy".
"Nice guy", right?
Now, let's sit down.
"Nice guy".
Oh, it's "nice guy" expression!
I got it!
Then, let's go!
Now, next is...
this!
"Throw away your gun"!
What are you saying?
As much as you're scaring your opponent, "throw away your gun".
Of course!
Your opponent will also throw away his gun, so you'll face each other and say...
"Throw away your gun"!
Let's go!
Oh, oh...
Her...her...giantz...
You're standing up, Chairman!
Here's your name tag!
Nobu!
Chairsberg Nobu!
All right!!!
You tried to throw it away, didn't you?
I tried to throw it away!
You must have been so scared of it!
All right, then!
Here are the points!
All right!
The sixth round!
Grandma! Grandma!
All right, this is Grandma!
Yakuza! Yakuza!
All right!
Here is the next match!
Just do it!
Wait!
Why do you keep doing weird things to me?!
Just do it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What are you doing?!
It's like you're forming a team over there!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry, sir!
Let's start with Nomuras Arose!
What? Are you going to do it separately?
Let's do it separately!
All right!
Nomuras Arose!
Wow!
Oh, my God!
What do you mean?
Well, I'll leave it up to you!
Oh, really?
All right! Let's do it!
Nomura! Just do it!
(Laughter)
You're always doing weird things!
(Laughter)
This is scary!
You...
You can't do that!
(Laughter)
Beautiful!
It's been a while since you talked to me like that.
What are you talking about?
It's a pretty cowardly way of doing things.
(Laughter)
Now...
Your eyes are scary!
Nice to meet you.
Giants!
Yes!
Family!
Do it!
(Whistle)
(Laughter)
Street Fighter!
But...
(Whistle)
Oh!
Oh, no!
What are you doing?
(Whistle)
Oh, no!
She tried to throw it!
She tried to throw it with a bowl!
Then...
Oh, she's still standing!
She's still standing!
Then...
Let's go to the special round!
Go ahead!
Oh, no!
Oh!
The special round is...
The reverse corner!
OK!
But...
I'll change the rules a little.
What?
You can use the cymbal you like...
No, you can't.
You can choose the one you like.
Nomura's Arrows...
Which one will you choose?
Grandpa will...
Grandpa!
I'll bet on Grandpa!
Grandma!
Grandpa and Grandma!
Then, the last one is...
This one!
Go to B!
Please go to B.
You're still a woman!
That's all you're good for!
Please go to B. Of course, A is already there.
A is already there!
A is already there, but there are days when you can only go to B.
This is the first time you're going to B.
To do that, of course you have to make your opponent relax with A.
What are you talking about?!
Then, let's go!
Please go to B!
Start!
It's 5 o'clock!
It's impossible!
You're touching it, so is it B?
Hey! Hey!
You're resisting!
You're getting up!
Please go to B!
You're getting up!
You went all the way to C!
You're getting up!
Time's up!
You're resisting more than you think!
You're strong and tough!
You went all the way to C!
Then, let's go for the score!
Please give us the score!
Start!
Will it be a comeback?!
Time's up!
I'll go around like this.
I see.
Well!
I lost!
Nagashima Giants Penalty Game!
Let's go!
What are you doing?
Listen to me!
Listen!
Sasaki-kun!
Who are you?
Am I a bad person?
If you would adjust yourself a little more...
Don't talk to me!
I'm begging you!
Are you ready?
Yes, yes.
Well, let's go!
Penalty Game!
Go!
No, no, no.
The rest of you...
You...
No, no!
Why?!
Which one is bad?
Wait a minute.
Oh, red is bad.
Red is bad.
Yellow...
Oh, that's right.
That's right, that's right.
All right.
All right!
Let's go!
Nagashima Giants Penalty Game!
Let's go!
That's right, that's right!
A little faster!
All right!
Coach Nagashima and Coach Nomura...
Coach Nomura and Coach Kurei!
That's it!
Hey, you!
Yes!
Give me back my money!
Oh, come on!
How many times do I have to tell you?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Give me a greeting!
Don't call me!
I'll understand if you say it.
All right, all right.
I won't say it.
Thank you very much!
Oh, come on!
I'd like to pay you back as soon as I can.
Yes!
You're a scaredy-cat, aren't you?
What can I say?
Do you know "Star Prank Marui Report"?
Yeah, I've seen it on TV.
Various stars are fooled every time.
It's quite interesting because you can see their faces that you don't usually see.
That's right.
The popular "Neoki" series.
Yeah, I've seen it.
When you think of a key and it's locked, you open the key and go in.
Is that so?
You'll be surprised. When you wake up, the camera is already facing you.
That's right.
And finally, a big success from the camera's point of view.
That's how they do it.
Is there a factor of failure?
President, I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
There's something wrong with my back that looks like it's been bumped.
What are you saying?
I'm sorry, I forgot.
Oh, I'm sorry!
- Where are you going? - I'm sorry!
- How many times do I have to tell you? - I'm sorry!
- I don't have a job! - I'm sorry!
- I'm going to get angry! - I'm sorry!
You're disgusting!
- I'm sorry! - Get out of here!
I'm sorry.
I'll pay you back as soon as I can.
You're in trouble.
Do you know Shinichiro Kurimoto?
- Yes, I know. - Yes, I know.
- Do you know? - Yes.
He was a professor and now he's a political scientist.
- What? - What?
- Are you mad?! - Are you mad?!
You're crazy!
Yeah, you're right.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Is there a fire? - Is there a fire?
Can you find a lighter?
Oh, here it is.
- What is it? - It's strange. Where...
- Where did you drop it? - Oh, I dropped it when I was driving.
Shh!
What is it?
It's Hitchcock's mode!
- Huh? - Huh?
Now...
The legend begins.
It's Hitchcock's mode!
HITCHCOCK'S MODE
I don't know if it's from the right or from the circle.
We agree!
Bobby! Let go of that young lady!
That young lady?!
I'm not!
If it's not funny, I'll let it go.
What did you say?
Shut up!
If you eat potatoes, you'll gain weight!
You're late!
Stop it!
Oh, you're kidding me! But I can't help it because you're a hostage!
Listen, Mr. Babel!
Today, we developed a wonderful weapon!
What did you say?
If you press that switch, poison will come out!
With that poison, all life on earth will die!
Wow...
Huh?
It's tough...
Today was good, too!
Today, I want to think about it with my partner as much as possible!
I wonder who it is...
I'm counting on you!
Stop it! Let go of that hand!
Your life will be in danger! Stop it!
Ah! Stop it!
Ah, I'll do it with you!
Stop it!
Damn it! If it's like this...
Loren! Loren!
Oh, Babel-sama!
Do something!
It's a cheap job, Babel-sama!
What are you doing?
Hurry up and die!
Hey, move!
Murder case series, part one!
Orient Express Murder Case!
Oh, so this is the Orient Express...
Secret murder case!
Oh, so this is the secret...
Electronic murder case!
You guys, line up!
Mother... Mother...
Loren! Loren!
Domestic murder case!
Amateur performing arts award!
Masumoto-san, this is the second time.
Yes, it is the second time.
The first one was popular.
To be honest, the first one was very interesting.
It was interesting.
So we decided to do it again.
The third one is already decided.
The fifth one...
No, it's already decided.
You're doing it for the third one?
That old man has been doing it many times.
I see.
But the tough thing is that you can't do championship competitions.
You might be dead.
The champion who competed last week is already dead.
He's dead?
He's dead.
Who said that?
He's dead?
He's dead, but...
He's dead?
He's dead, but...
And today's champion is dead, too.
When was it?
You're staring at me, old man and old woman.
You're making enemies again.
It's like you don't know.
I know!
You're staring at me!
Let's do it!
Guest judges, please come in!
Our guest judges are here again!
Utsumi Yoshihiro!
And next to him is Tokio Takano!
And last but not least, Sato Yoshida, producer!
Judges, please come in!
Matsumoto-san, please come in too!
Ah, yes!
You know what you're doing, don't you?
Well, let's get started!
First of all, we have two double Hawaii judges!
Please come in!
Let's do it together, this song.
Hawaii, let's get excited and start.
So, everyone, thank you!
How about it?
Tanaka-san, 78 years old.
Yes!
And Tanaka-san, 85 years old!
Yes!
How about it?
Yes!
How about it?
Anyway, as a band...
As we said before...
you seem to be having a lot of fun.
That's because you made a very good show for your friends.
I'm really grateful to you, Sato-san!
Seeing you like this...
it would be great if you could say "Let's do it, too!"
I don't think it's funny!
It's not funny or anything!
You're talking nonsense!
If you say "Oh, no!" then no one can do it!
Everyone laughed at me!
Really?
Yes!
Wasuno-san, do you think everyone will laugh at you?
Oh, yes...
I just remembered my mother.
Well...
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Wait for the results!
How did you like it?
Let's move on!
Next up is...
Yamane Misao-san's "Magic"!
Here it is!
Is it okay?
Why is it stopped?
Oh, it won't go in?
It went in!
Hit it!
What's the point of all of this?
Hit it again!
Oh!
It went in.
The other way!
Hit it again!
Hit it!
The other way!
Hit it again!
Hit it!
Hit it again!
Did you make this yourself?
No, I bought it.
Do you practice this every day?
No, I don't.
Twice a year.
Twice a year?
You've come out already!
Tokiba-san, how was it?
Magic is fine, but...
Your fashion sense is wonderful!
This is...
Wonderful?
Is it?!
Look at your waist watch.
Oh!
You have a watch on your waist, don't you?
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine!
You just said "this is wonderful"!
Oh, did I?
But you're really Ken Shimura, aren't you?
I didn't say that!
Thank you very much!
Why?!
Thank you very much, grandma!
It's wonderful magic!
Thank you very much!
Here's the last person!
The last person is...
Bunraku Tamasudare!
Please come and see!
(Chanting)
Is there a tempo?
(Chanting)
For celebration, we eat sea bream.
(Chanting)
What is it for?
Ah, well, my grandmother is ugly, so I use it to hug her at night.
You don't do anything with this doll, do you?
Every night, I hug it.
For the second time.
I see.
Thank you very much!
Now, everyone!
Please stand in front of the stage one more time!
Now, judges!
Please decide who you will let win!
Now, is it first, second, or third to bring Akita Komachi?
Now, judges, is it decided?
Yes!
Now, then...
Let's announce it!
Yes!
The winner is...
Ah, can I say it?
Yes, please!
The second one is...
Shimura Ken-san!
(Applause)
Everyone did well, but...
As I thought, everyone did well, but...
I think technically speaking, it was the most difficult.
I see.
Everyone did well, but technically speaking, it was the most difficult.
Thank you very much.
You are the winner.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry I lost, Akita Komachi.
(Applause)
I'm sorry I lost.
What are you talking about? You are the winner.
Everyone did well, but...
Thank you very much.
In three years, I've come to a place like this and I'm already nervous.
Don't lie! I'm talking!
(Laughter)
Damn it!
(Laughter)
Damn it!
(Laughter)
Now, judges and judges, thank you very much!
That's all!
That's all! This has been amateur entertainer captain!
(Applause)
(Music)
(Applause)
Gold medalist, Gullmanen!
(Applause)
- Good morning, sir. - Good morning.
- This time it's a car history competition. - Oh, I see.
- You're going to do normal history with a car, right? - Yeah, I'm going to do it with a car.
- Hmm, it doesn't look that interesting, does it? (Laughter)
- Well, well, today... - Yes?
- I'm going to shoot from up there, too! - Oh!
- Please look at the monitor. I've already taken a good picture of the top. - Oh, it's more or less the picture you expected, isn't it? (Laughter)
- Well, I'm going to do it with all my money! - Oh, I see.
- Let me introduce you to the competitors! - Yes!
First of all, Katsuo Tokashiki, who has driven a car for nine years and has had three accidents in his life.
Next up is Junko Ihara, a female racer and a professional in the entertainment industry, who has driven a car for 12 years and is a professional in her technique.
Then, Kanda Toshinori, who has driven a car for three years and is a circuit wolf and is a model who protects Oreda.
Next up is Ratsuki Okamoto, who has driven a car for only four months and is a high-leg racing driver.
Can he really drive?
Next up is Asuka Dionysus, who has driven a car for seven years and is a professional in crash racing.
What's more scary is his iron sword!
And last up is Ashuske Kari, who has driven a car for 29 years and is familiar with the police drama.
That's six people!
First of all, you drive around the car like a human being.
When the music stops, you drive to the car you like.
Then you restart the game.
- Let's get started! - Yes!
Let's go!
Music, start!
This is an interesting room. Let me take a look.
Wow, celebrities are running!
I'm tired!
I'm stuck!
I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
I'm stuck!
What's that?
Who said you could jump in there?
First up is Asuka Dionysus!
She's a mini-paddle!
Let me catch my breath for a second.
I'm an ex-sports car driver, but I'm glad I didn't get hit.
- You didn't get hit, did you? - I don't think I got hit at all.
Now, the dirty-looking Asuka Dionysus is ...
Look at you!
You look great with this hair!
Can you really drive like that?
Are you okay?
Look at that!
It's a huge company!
A fugitive's light tiger!
This is ...
Oh, it's a lion!
Wait a minute!
It's a lion!
How about this one?
- This is hard to do! - It's a light tiger, after all!
This is an accident!
The one in the dirty-looking paddles is ...
Junko Miyara!
Oh, really?
- Oh, really? - Oh, really?
Because I like you!
What's wrong with you?!
I like you!
- But this is ... - If you like it, this is the best one.
This is perfect for driving like this!
- This is perfect for driving like this! - Isn't it?
- Isn't it?
Can you really drive like that?
No.
- Okay, everyone! - Yes!
Let's go for the first round!
There are four chairs!
Yes!
There are six of you!
Yes!
- Two of you will fall! - Yes!
Okay, everyone! Let's go!
It's the same as before!
If the music stops ...
Please go back to your chairs!
Yes!
Let's go!
Music ...
Start!
It stopped!
There is smoke as before!
It stopped!
There is a big fire!
A big fire!
It stopped!
Help me!
Don't hurt me!
Scary!
Don't overdo it!
I'm scared!
Asuka, you aimed at me!
I was scared of that, so I tried to go in from behind.
But you went in first.
It's better to be alone.
Alone?
Next up is the second round.
Junko Mihara, Toshinori Kanda, Katsuo Tokashiki and Shunsuke Karia will compete in a big battle of three chairs.
Who will win this battle?
Everyone, let's go to the second round!
There are three chairs.
One person will fall!
Let's go!
Music, start!
(Music)
You can't do that!
Toga-chan, are you okay?
Toga-chan!
Oh no!
(Shouting and laughing)
Toga-chan, I'm scared!
I'm going to fall!
Toga-chan, it's dangerous!
I'm stuck!
Oh no!
Junko Mihara is fast
What's up with you Kariya?
Kariya get in the car already
Kariya turn around
Kariya
Oh no
What's up?
Kariya
OK
Wait, wait
Get out of the way!
I'm scared of you!
Come on!
Stop!
Wait!
Just a little more!
Okay, stop!
Now, Miwara-san is riding beautifully again!
It's really cool!
It doesn't have power!
But you're riding perfectly!
It's full of power!
If you're a reporter and a one-time racer, you should be riding with me!
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I was about to get serious.
Aria-san was also scared of me for a moment!
I was really scared!
Okay, so...
Toga-chan is disqualified for the second round!
It's finally the final!
This time, unlike the last time,
they have to ride in the back and around the chairs!
Now, who will be the first racers to win the glory of "Driving in chairs"?
Let's go!
Music...
Start!
Oh, it's true!
Miwara-san is riding beautifully like this!
She's aiming for first place!
Miwara-san is aiming for first place!
Her face...
Aria-san...
Aria, is that okay?
Aria-san is riding beautifully like this!
Even when she's riding with a gundam...
Aria-san is riding beautifully like this!
Aria, that's dangerous!
Miwara-san is riding beautifully like this!
Oh, it's Dad!
He stopped!
Dad!
He stopped!
Dad!
He stopped!
Dad!
Miwara-san is riding beautifully like this!
Dad!
It's coming down! It's coming down!
It's coming down!
What is it doing?!
The end!
The last place goes to ...
Junko Miwara!
Junko Miwara was so good that I tried to stop him.
I see.
But I still won.
How was it, Masumoto san?
What are you doing?
No, no, it's not common.
Everyone, congratulations!
That's it for today's competition!
Thank you!
Let me put up a sign.
Tonight, too, I'll search for love.
"p" and "g"
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