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Mighty
Listen up, Mighty!
Even if you get hit, even if you get hit, you will never collapse, Mighty!
If you collapse in the ring, Mighty!
Remember the painful practice!
Wooden fists!
Running in the morning!
And weight loss!
Your eyes were dead when you were in high school.
But 18 years later...
you're already 30!
Take this last chance!
Don't be a loser!
Become a true champion, Mighty!
This is...
"Blue-and-red"!
The champion is waiting for you, Mighty!
"Blue-and-red"!
This program is brought to you by Nisshin Foods...
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"THE COMPETITION"!
In this segment, in order to answer your questions and advice...
Matsumoto and Hamada will risk their lives in battle!
Good evening! We're JETS COMPANY!
Now, let's get right into today's "competition"!
Now, let me introduce my opponent!
Tonight, I'll be facing Saitama Prefecture's "freshly- picked-up-banana-emperor"!
Thank you!
Right now, I'm going to the bodybuilding gym and working out every day!
I'm training my muscles, but...
Come to think of it, which is better, a muscular star like Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
This is a simple question, isn't it?!
Well, I'll say it right away, but...
Even if you look at me, you won't complain, will you?!
Well, here I go!
First of all, this is from Arnold Schwarzenegger!
No!
I don't know him!
He's a Hollywood star!
Take off your glasses!
He's an old man!
He's just an old man!
Mr. Schwarzenegger!
I'm Schwarzenegger.
Please do your best!
Do you think I'm King Stones?
No! No, you're not!
Now, this is from Stallone!
Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! No!
You're wrong!
What's wrong?
You're wrong!
What's this?
Whatever you think, you're wrong!
OK!
Then, today's battle is...
this one!
Look! A cute, cute, cute, cute girl...
has come out!
Yeah!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Join in!
Don't get tired! The game is about to start!
Yeah, yeah.
You're an old man now.
Please!
Yeah.
Now! I'll explain the rules of today's match!
Yes!
Today, you two will catch various things!
Yes!
But you won't catch them with the same terms!
Yes!
A and B boxes will come out!
Yes!
This time, you will each choose one of them!
Yes!
And you will catch it using the item inside!
Ouch! You got me!
Oh, I see! You two are totally different!
You see? The one who catches it is that machine over there!
Yes!
The one who catches it will be punished!
Yes!
Do your best!
Yes!
Then, the first box is...this one!
Now, A and B! Which one will you choose?!
A!
Don't look at me too much!
A!
A, right?!
Both of you chose A, right?!
Now, A! Both of you chose A, right?!
A!
A, right?!
You can choose B.
Can I choose B?!
Yes!
Then, A and B, open!
A!
Yes!
Now, A is caught and B is caught!
Yes!
It's pretty close!
Then, let's have Shirazu Denkai-san stand by!
Eh, wait a minute!
Yes!
Wow!
It's really close!
Yes, it's caught and caught!
Now!
Well then, Shirazu Denkai-san! Let's go!
Yes!
Now, one, two, go!
Thank you!
Yes!
Don't move!
Thank you!
Come on, Mr. Staron!
If you can't get it...
Oh, I got it!
If you can't get it, you have to split it up and eat it!
Come on, Mr. Staron!
Catch it and go!
Wait! Wait a minute!
I haven't opened my legs yet!
You can't do this! Please open your legs!
OK!
You're so detailed!
Come on, Mr. Staron!
Catch it and go!
Come on, Mr. Staron!
Catch it and go!
Come on, Mr. Staron!
Catch it and go!
Wait! Wait!
It looks like you're holding it with your left hand!
Yes!
If you let go of your left hand and drop it, we'll consider it a catch!
Come on, Mr. Staron! Let go of your left hand!
No!
No! This game is over!
Here is the next game!
What are you doing?
Here is the next game!
Rock-paper-scissors!
OK! Rock-paper-scissors!
Which one will you choose?
"B"!
Rock-paper-scissors!
"A"!
OK! Open!
"B"!
Open! "Tanota" Kojiro! Big! "S" Tanota Kojiro! OK!
"S" Tanota Kojiro! Big! "S" Tanota Kojiro! OK!
What the hell are you talking about?
Really! After winning, you can't say "Yo, you did it" and play?
"S" Tanota Kojiro!
It's impossible to win!
Can you say "Yo, you did it" and do it?
Yes! It's fun!
There are three codes in this.
I'll hit you in the face anyway!
You're so weak!
Taro!
Catch!
Go!
One!
I caught it!
Now...
Even if we can't win in a competitive way...
We'll still take any disadvantage into consideration!
Yeah!
Now...
In a competitive way...
Catch!
Go!
Taro's team wins again!
The winner is...
This team!
Now...
You'll catch this ball...
But it's not just any ball!
You light it up and it becomes a fireball!
These fireballs...
You'll use either A or B tools to catch them!
Now...
Let's do A or B!
A! A and B are separated!
OK, let's see!
Open!
OK! Here is Staron!
No way! No way!
It's a bucket with water.
No, no, no...
It's good for fire prevention.
No, no, no...
OK! Here is Schwarzenegger!
It's a glove!
Hold it tight!
Are you OK?
Are you OK, Takeru?
I'm in the middle of a show. I'm sorry.
It's a bucket with water.
Are you OK?
Here is a fireball!
Fire!
Hold it tight!
OK!
Please enjoy the show!
The boy fell down!
Let's go, Staron!
Catch! Go!
It flew!
It flew for a moment, but it was a great catch!
Thank you!
Now, please forget about it and catch it with good luck!
Now, let's go to the sun!
Now, let's go, Staron!
Let's go!
Catch! Go!
I caught it!
No!
I got lucky!
I caught it just now!
You caught it just now!
I caught it and dropped it.
No, no, no!
I caught it and dropped it.
It's like a baseball bat!
It's the worst!
You, stay still!
This game is over!
Now, the next game is this!
Now!
What is it?
As expected, this confrontation!
At the end, there was a chance of reversal!
Let me go!
The last three points!
Use either A or B to catch this chance perfectly!
OK!
Now, this will change a lot depending on which you choose!
Now, which one?
One, two...
B!
Ah!
B and A are clearly separated!
Let's see what's inside!
Open!
I'm counting on you!
Look!
A!
It's me, me, B!
A's salon!
Yes!
K-truck!
It's actually prepared!
Please drive and catch the chance!
OK!
And here is your chance card!
Rear card!
Damn it!
This rear card is better!
This is certainly an advantageous rear card right now!
No, but you're stupid!
Now, the car has arrived!
OK!
It's a rear card, right?
Now, this is...
As soon as it comes in front of you, will you move forward?
Or will you move forward and back?
It's up to you!
Ah!
It's a rear card!
Now...
Which one?
Bring me the driver's license!
Stop it!
Don't push me!
Are you ready?
OK!
Here we go!
Catch it!
No good!
So, Shonneka-san!
Yes!
If you can catch it with your rear car...
Yes!
It's a reversal!
That's right!
So!
If you can catch it, it's a reversal! If you can't, you lose!
I can't catch it...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then, Shonneka-san!
Catch it!
Go!
Why did you let me do it?!
Takamori Crush!
You've gone too far!
That's not what I meant!
What are you doing?!
You're breaking everything!
You don't stand a chance!
So, the result is...
This show is...
Wait a minute!
Star-Lord-san wins!
Call me!
Go!
Call me!
Mugita-san lost!
Star-Lord-Shonneka-san wins!
He's laughing!
So!
The final round is...
Shonneka-san's penalty game!
So!
Shonneka-san!
With your jacket...
Catch this balloon!
Let it go!
Are you stupid?!
Face forward! Face forward!
Hold it tight!
Let's start!
Start!
We did our best.
Shut up!
Please, bear with me!
We did our best!
Hey, you!
Oh!
Good morning!
Oh, you too, boss!
What is it today?
What is it? Give me back my money!
No, we don't have any money.
All you say is nonsense!
Stop thinking!
Hey, boss!
Shut up!
Mr. Amada!
You're a stubborn man, aren't you?
Yes.
When will you give me back my money?
No, we don't have any money.
I'm sorry.
You're a troublesome man.
If you had money, you would have given it to me right away.
Do you know a high school student named Bakumatsu?
Ask him!
Yes.
An ordinary high school student goes to Kyoto for a school trip.
Yes.
He goes to a studio.
Yes.
There, he makes a time slip and goes to a real Bakumatsu.
Oh, I see.
Where is he?
I saw him.
Where is he?
I saw him.
Yes, it's me.
Is Mr. Amada still at work?
Yes, please wait a moment. It's the president.
Oh, it's you.
Hello?
It's been a while!
How are you doing?
It's good to see you again!
I hope you're doing well.
Take care of your health.
What day is it today?
How is it?
It's really big!
Thank you very much!
You don't have to say anything!
I'll make your factory go full circle!
Thank you very much!
Yes, I understand!
For the details...
Yes, I understand!
Thank you very much!
I did it!
Five million yen!
My salary will go up again!
Excuse me!
I'm a reporter for the newspaper.
How much is it?
It's 4,000 yen.
4,000 yen!
Take it all!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Are you all right?
Hang in there! Hang in there!
Oh, and this time...
I'll give you a discount on heat.
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Take it all! Take it all!
Thank you very much!
Everyone...
You...
It was during the Lillehammer Olympics.
Ask about the Tokyo Olympics, you bastard!
I see.
It was said that you would win a lot of medals this year.
That's right.
When I opened the lid, it wasn't as heavy as I thought it would be.
Oh, I see.
It was...
Everyone was too excited.
The media was too excited.
I see.
If you do that, you put pressure on the players.
I see.
You have to be careful.
That's right.
Do you know about pocket bells?
Ask him!
I know.
Now you can easily lease them.
That's right.
Even normal high school students usually have them.
It's convenient, you know?
If you make a little phone call from here,
the other side's bell will ring and you'll have to call back.
I see.
Make sure you call me back!
Call me!
Boss.
Huh?
The lunch isn't ready yet.
Oh, right.
What should we eat today?
That was good.
The other day...
Hey!
That's my brother for you.
You finally said it.
You're right!
If you have anything else to say, say it!
If you want to know about him, you'll have to get naked first.
THE END
What the hell are you guys doing here?!
Hey, guys!
Check this out!
Chief, isn't that A-chan's pastel?
She said she went to a concert the other day!
She got an A-tier ticket!
So annoying! You were SO COOL back there!
But suddenly, you're starting with a funky monkey baby!
What's wrong with you?!
You're a funky monkey, funky monkey, funky monkey, funky monkey, funky monkey, funky monkey, funky monkey, funky monkey!
Who's gonna stop you?!
I guess not!
That's good!
Hey, shut up!
What?!
You're retreating?!
I know, but I'll do it anyway!
Come on, let us do it!
Yes!
Are you sad?
Yes!
Today is this.
What is it?
One by one, get on the swing.
Yes!
Move it with your own legs.
Yes!
OK?
Yes!
Don't touch it!
What?
The one who stopped at the last minute.
Yes!
It's valuable.
It's really valuable!
If you get hit by this gun, you'll be in big trouble!
Yes! It's fun!
It's fun!
I'm counting on you!
All right! I'll do it now!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Start!
I can't say good things!
What are you doing?
Kill yourself!
Kill me!
It's you!
It's me!
You have to keep it up!
Yes!
You can't do it like this!
You'll get hit!
I'll do it!
Go!
All right!
OK! OK! OK!
Go!
I did it!
This is red!
White is white! Red is red!
Red!
Why are you standing next to me?
Move!
You're so rude!
Who are you?
You!
Go!
I'm going!
Go!
Oh! You're doing good!
You're doing good!
Go! Go!
But I can't beat you!
You! I did it a little more!
Don't hit me!
You! Don't get hit!
You!
Who are you?
If you say so...
I'll take advantage of you!
Go! Go!
I'm counting on you!
Show me your guts!
I've got guts!
Let's go!
Oh! You're doing good!
You're doing good!
This is it!
Cool!
This is it!
Everyone, drink one of this!
Wow, it smells like my mother!
Sergeant!
Yes!
Please!
Hurry up!
You can't drink all of it, right?
That's right!
But the next one has about two-thirds of it in it!
It's hot!
What is it?
Oh, this is good!
All right!
Please!
Oh, it's good!
It's good!
Oh!
It was good, wasn't it?!
Oh...
Is there no more?
There's no more!
It's good!
I think it was good, but...
Was it a little strong?
Okay!
One, two...
Who do you think you are?!
Hey!
You can't do that!
You can't do that outside of here!
Please don't do that in front of my fans!
Is that so?
Please!
All right, it's my turn!
Oh...
You look blue.
You look blue and you are crying.
Why do you feel blue?
You are a simple person.
Don't blame me.
I lost.
Go to the front and stand up.
How do you do it?
Go to the front and stand up.
How do you do it?
Go a little more forward.
Go a little more forward and stand up.
How do you do it?
Who wants it?
It is me.
I want it.
Let's do it together.
We will do it.
One, two...
Hong Kong is not interesting at all!
Let's say it's June this year!
That's even worse!
Hong Kong is not interesting at all!
I don't like it!
I don't like Hong Kong!
Last one!
It's still funny!
Can you hear everyone's applause?
I want to be funny! Can you catch me?
Why do you want me to laugh so much?
Who wants to be funny?
If you think it's funny, laugh!
Who are you?
Are you a thief?
Here we go!
Both of you are funny!
Wow, what a comedian!
What's with this guy?
With such a pretty face...
Is it okay? Is it okay?
Idiot! I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
Idiot! Idiot!
Hong Kong, stand up and do it!
Stand up and do it!
Hey, don't push me!
Are you okay?
A-Ariki!
Is it hard to prepare all of your jokes?
Can you laugh already?
It's hot!
Here I go!
One, two...
What's with you?!
It's so hot in here!
Stop it already!
It's so hot in here!
Hey, you guys! Let's go!
Hey!
Get out of the way!
Alright!
Hey, your team, go over there!
Idiot!
Hey, you guys! Let's go!
Next up is Mr. Fukui Toshio, a teacher of taekwondo.
Thank you for having me.
Mr. Fukui, how did you like it last time?
It was fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun.
I don't have to think about it in a difficult way.
Really?
I was able to put together the words of the season.
I see. The words of spring.
That's right.
Next up is Mr. Ujihara Yoshiaki, a martial arts expert like last time.
Mr. Ujihara, you appeared in many episodes last time.
There were a lot of great episodes, but I cut them all out.
Get out of my show!
I'm sorry.
Next up is Ms. Eris Yoshika, a cartoonist.
Ms. Eris, what do you think of the hype?
I think it's natural.
Thank you for having me.
Next up is Mr. Osumatsu Sankon, a foreign guest.
Sankon is a bit...
Isn't it "nana go nana"?
"Nana go nana"?
"Go nana go"?
It's "shi go nana", isn't it?
No, it's "go shi go".
It's "go shi go", isn't it?
Yes.
So...
I know!
What are you laughing about?
Japanese language students!
Next up is...
Mr. Shou from "Suppari-kai"!
What's "Suppari-kai" like?
It's amazing!
I don't know if I can read this show's hype.
What is it? Tell me!
I can't tell you!
What is it? Tell me!
This is what comes out in the end!
I won't tell you!
Okay, okay.
Next up and last up is...
Mr. Inori Daiko from "Idol World"!
How about you, Inori?
I can handle "senryuu" but...
You can handle it?
"kaiku" is a little...
But your foundation is white.
Now, Masumoto-san, what did you get for today's winner?
Well, it hasn't been decided yet, but...
It hasn't been decided?
I'll eat croquette and soba in front of Suido Bridge Station.
I see. That's nice!
It has a curry flavor.
Oh, really?
Let's aim for it and do our best!
Bank...
Now, Masumoto-san...
Yes?
We're doing it in a place like this...
That's right.
Now, you're going to make it as you walk, but...
You mustn't do it!
Yes.
First of all... Oh, you're already writing it!
Oh!
I'd like you to show me how you do it.
Yes, I've done it.
Now, teacher, please read it for me.
In the spring breeze...
We hug and shake shoulders...
Is it a good day?
It's fun.
What does it say?
In the spring breeze...
We hug and shake shoulders...
There's no happier and more fun day like this.
I see!
First of all...
This is a current.
Life is a long way up and down.
That's what it says.
Oh, that's nice!
It's like you're someone's son.
No, I'm not!
No, you're not!
Now, the third one!
Show me the third one.
What does it say?
This one...
In the spring breeze...
It's a little chilly.
It's a little chilly?
Everyone is playing.
What are you saying?
Well, this is...
It's a parachute.
You go up...
If you think about it...
You still have to come down!
If you raise your hand when you come down...
The machine will stop!
Okay!
Got it?!
If you don't raise your hand...
It will go up and down!
Okay, let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?!
This is scary!
I'm scared of being down there!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Okay, let's do it!
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready!
Give money...
Yes!
And endanger yourself, you idiot!
I see!
Okay, I'll do it!
Ready...
Start!
Give money...
And endanger yourself, you idiot!
Give money...
And endanger yourself, you idiot!
Give money...
And endanger yourself, you idiot!
Idiot and idiot like to go up!
Thank you!
Oh, you can say it in Korean, too!
Yes, yes!
The vehicle is dangerous, so it will fall down!
What are you saying?!
Okay, let's do it!
I'll do it, too!
In the cold spring sky...
I took a step back and took a step forward...
I don't like what you're saying!
Okay, show!
In the spring sky...
I took a step back and took a step forward...
I see!
Oh, you can see it from above!
Okay, you two, please get off!
Can we get off?
Yes, yes, yes!
You did well!
You're the best!
You did it!
Oh, you're not done yet!
You're not done yet!
What?!
Let's have you get off!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
You're not done yet?!
Are you done?!
Um...
I'm not going to walk around anymore.
I want you all to calm down for a bit.
I'm going to sit on the bench and write.
Let's have the person who finished writing raise their hand and announce it!
We have something wonderful!
Is it a naked swan's shiny new eyes?
What do you think of this?
Oh, that's great!
Is it a naked swan's shiny new eyes?
Oh, that's great! New eyes!
New eyes have appeared in the debris!
Are you in trouble right now?!
You're not doing well, but you're giving off quite a good response!
Is it good?!
Yes, yes!
Okay, you three!
Sakura Saku!
Yes!
It's not very cold, but it's snowing again!
Sensei, what do you think of this?
It's springtime and it's still snowing?
Yes! It's snowing again!
Because it's so cold!
That's interesting!
Well, that's how it is!
How about you, Yui-san?
Yui-san!
This is interesting!
It's interesting, isn't it?!
In Korakuen, you sit on a chair and wish for spring!
I see!
Is it okay?
Yes, it's fine!
Sensei!
Yes!
Your girlfriend's love blossoms in the debris!
Oh, I see!
What does it mean?
This is...
Well, it's still springtime and it's still far away,
but your girlfriend's love blossoms in the debris like this in Korakuen Amusement Park!
I see!
If you listen to her explanation, you'll understand!
I wish for spring!
It's just me!
I'm in mood!
You're in mood!
How much do you want to contribute?
You said it too much!
And finally, the last one!
Yes!
The one on the back!
Top spin!
Get on this and...
Well...
It's impossible to hide it...
Since you're taking our faces...
Yes!
One by one, in order...
We'll shout out what we thought of!
I see.
Well then, this is the last one! Let's go!
First, from the left, Minoru.
And then, Osman.
The three of you look like Carinthians.
And then, close to Ebisu, Ikuina.
Ikuina is already...
Crying.
Crying!
Ikuina, get ready!
Start!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Ikuina is crying!
Ikuina is already...
Crying!
Ikuina is already...
This is still easy.
You idiots!
I won't let you die!
What are you saying?
Good. That's a good move.
I won!
I didn't do any service.
No! No!
No!
It's not fair!
Say something!
Your reaction is funny!
The spring breeze...
Say something!
The spring breeze...
Is a real bad one!
What are you doing?
I won!
Fujiwara's face was a little funny just now.
Now, it's time for the results.
Thank you everyone for coming up with various ideas in various places.
Lastly, I chose these three.
Could you introduce them?
All three of them are good.
An amusement park where girls have fun in spring.
I feel the same way.
An amusement park where free people gather in spring.
It means that a lot of free people have gathered here.
It's a special place.
That's right.
And another one.
An amusement park where girls have fun in spring.
It means that a lot of young girls have fun in spring.
That's a good one!
There were a lot of funny ideas.
An amusement park where girls have fun in spring.
Mr. Sho, congratulations!
It was unexpected.
It was unexpected!
It's the first time I've received such praise.
Thank you everyone for coming up with ideas in various places.
Mr. Sho, congratulations!
An amusement park where free people have fun in spring.
Chief of Staff...
The chief wants you.
An amusement park where free people have fun in spring.
An amusement park where girls have fun in spring.
That was fast
You're slow
I've been doing it the other way
I can't hit it
Mr. Yamagami
Let's do it
What's that?
Let me out
I'm sorry
Mr. Yamagami, this way
Mr. Trump, this way
I got it!
I got it again!
Really?
Let's do it three times
Look at me
Mr. Trump, this way
Look at me
I'm not doing anything
Hey, Mr. Yamagami.
Yes, Mr. Yamagami.
Can you get me one of those giant ones?
Yes, of course.
Here you go.
Wow, it's huge!
Here you go.
Santa Claus.
What?
I can't see his face.
I know where he is.
Oh, you know where he is?
No, I don't know.
I'll go and check.
Just in case.
That's right.
Just in case.
If you don't like it, I'll give you five yen coins.
Oh!
Mr. Yamagami said so himself!
Let's go!
Wow!
Mr. Yamagami!
Wow!
Mr. Yamagami looked surprised for a moment.
I knew it from the beginning.
You knew it?
It's in a circle.
Really?
That's great!
Alright!
This is the first time for us to see such a high- ranking singer.
Here you go, Yuto and Nea.
Wow!
Yuto and Nea.
Mr. Yamagami, you too.
Mr. Yamagami might be really good at this.
Alright!
Let's go with four people.
Wow!
I'm going out in the spring.
Alright, four people!
You guys can do it!
Yes.
I'm serious about this.
Mr. Yamagami, you can do it.
Wow!
You look like you're lying.
What are you talking about?
You look like you're lying.
Hey, hey, hey!
Look at yourself!
Mr. Yamagami, you don't have teeth.
No, I don't!
You don't have 1,000 people.
That's right, you don't have 1,000 people.
I know, I know!
I've invested in you.
Oh, no!
Really?
I don't know, but I think I can do it.
What are you doing?
Alright, four people!
Four people!
Seriously...
But it's not.
It's not!
Oh, I see.
What's with you?
If everyone gets wrong, I'll say it again.
Yamagami-san doesn't get wrong.
No.
Of course not!
If Yamagami-san gets it right, Yamagami-san gets it wrong.
Well, that's how it is.
No.
What's with you?
No, no, no, no!
It's not like that!
I already know what it is, but...
Ishiore?
No way!
Enni?
I see.
Enni.
Oh!
I knew it!
It's the same thing!
Okay, Trump-gun!
Do I open this one and go up?
It's not!
Which one is it?!
Which one?!
It's not!
Yamagami!
You drink sake and I don't do anything!
Yamagami!
I don't need this!
And so!
Director Yusan, Tsugyo-kun wins!
I'm so happy!
And so...
Will you change into a wolf as well?
The first rouge color shouldn't be too red
It's fine as long as it smells like an adult
I can't kiss you with my lips shut
I look in the mirror and think about this and that
Someone said it wasn't Canada
I wonder if it was a line from an old movie
Will you change into a wolf as well?
If you're a wolf, I'm not afraid of you!
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