AISubs v3.4
Thank you, teacher.
Next, please.
You, Maki Otaku!
You, Jackie!
You, Maki Otaku!
You, Jackie!
I'm Maki.
I did it!
You, Maki Otaku!
What are you doing?
Don't do that!
- I'll kill you! - How annoying!
I want to escape!
Speak of the devil!
(Music)
Beauty, beauty, beauty fair
I am, I am, I am
I am you
My heart is youth without regret
I run through youth
Beauty, beauty, beauty fair
Hey, blue!
(Applause)
Hello!
(Applause)
Hello!
(Applause)
Now, today is lunch party special!
(Laughter)
Isn't it?
Now, let me introduce you to the judges.
In front of me is the judge, Mr. Matsumoto!
(Applause)
And next to him is Mr. Nishihata!
(Applause)
Thank you.
Now, now, how about this?
(Laughter)
How about this?
It's nothing.
Well, you know, in the dressing room, when you look at me, like this, you say "OK"!
(Laughter)
This is what I call "OK"!
I see.
You're saying it's OK for you?
This is what I call "OK"!
You're saying it's OK for you?
For me, it's OK!
And you're wearing shoes!
(Laughter)
I don't know about this!
So, in general...
Hey, don't say it like that!
I'll sell myself out as an idol!
(Laughter)
So, that's it for now!
Thank you!
(Applause)
These two, Yorin and Nishihan, and Togiwa and Takano!
(Applause)
You're noisy!
Nice body you have!
You look tough!
Are you going shopping by yourself?
Yes, I am.
No, I'm not.
What?
Who are you?
I'm a liar.
Is that guitar yours?
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you!
Of course.
How is it?
Perfect.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Do you know her?
Yes, I do.
You can call her "auntie".
Yes.
She's more stylish than usual.
She's not stupid like you.
(Laughter)
Anyway, thank you for coming.
(Applause)
Nice body you have!
You're noisy!
(Applause)
Nice body you have!
Now, let me introduce you.
Entry number one, Ms. Mizuka Rin Kimie.
She's taller than 80, 69 and 88 cm.
She likes pickles and men.
She calls herself "small lady".
Entry number two, Ms. Akihara Chizuko.
She's taller than 80, 69 and 89 cm.
She used to be a disco queen when she was young.
She's a mother of one million people.
Entry number three, Ms. Kawada Akihara.
She's taller than 80, 56 and 88 cm.
She goes to Estes and has a nice body.
She's the president of Osaka.
Entry number four, Ms. Kawada Akihara.
She's taller than 80, 69 and 88 cm.
She has danced and danced at Newland.
She's the president of Sapporo.
And finally, entry number five,
Ms. Asami Kiyoko.
She's taller than 80, 66 and 88 cm.
She's a transistor programmer.
Please give it up for them!
Nice...
Kama-san, isn't it just like usual?
Number 5!
Before a fight!
Excuse me for a moment.
Number 5? Shouldn't you stand with your legs closed a little more?
Yes, yes, that's fine.
Now then, Kama-san, please ask your question.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, Rouriku.
Um... everyone... um...
What is it?!
Have you ever achieved anything special with a nice body?
I see, I see.
Now, number 1.
Yes. Um... after getting divorced...
Yes.
Um... I've been dating 7 men...
Yes.
And now I'm dating a man who's taken a detour.
Wow!
That's something you can do over and over again!
Yes!
Um... everyone... you know... my "body"... my "buddy"...
Now, number 2!
Um... mine is a bit tacky, but...
I went to a butcher's and asked for some Chinese cabbage...
Now, number 3!
Um... I... um... even if I spend 500,000 yen on fashion...
My husband doesn't say anything.
He says, "If you're going to get pretty, it's fine."
Has she gotten pretty?
Hmm...
Yes!
Now, number 4!
Yes. In this style...
Yes.
I've found a wonderful husband.
Is that true?
Yes!
Now, number 5!
Yes. When I was 44...
Ah!
Could you take a nude photo of me?
What are you doing?!
Um... I'm wearing makeup.
Makeup?!
Yes.
Um... it's monochrome.
Of course!
I have one now and I'm going to put it in the panel.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
But it's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's in the panel now and it's still there.
It's still there.
Yes, the other one.
Yes.
Yes, Ms. Yayoi.
Does that mean you get picked up in the city?
The first one.
Yes.
Have you been picked up recently?
I have today.
What?!
Today?!
She said "I have today."
Where?
At Prince Hotel.
In the elevator.
Would you like some tea?
So I got out of the elevator and tried to follow you to your room, but you turned me down.
Oh...
Yes.
I see.
That's amazing.
Yes, I understand.
The second one.
When we were clubbing, Mr. Casey Takamine and I were often invited out for dinner.
You were invited out for dinner?
Yes.
How long ago was that?
Hmm... four or five years ago.
Oh, it's still four or five years ago?
Yes.
Did you go out for dinner?
Yes, just once.
Oh...
So that's it?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Um...
Number three will definitely ask you something, right?
Um...
Yes, number three.
Um...
Yes.
Yes, number three.
Yes, um...
Um...
When I was in high school...
Um... the principal...
You were in high school?!
Yes.
I see.
The principal called me out...
Yes.
And then...
Um...
I took off my skirt...
And he touched my feet.
Wait a minute!
You were a principal in high school?!
That's right.
I took off my skirt for the second time and came out of the back door.
At that time...
I was called to the school office...
Yes.
Rather than getting angry...
I took off my skirt and he touched my feet.
What's wrong with you?!
You were told to do that?!
Yes.
Yes, number four.
Yes.
Once a week...
Um... yesterday...
We go to a dance practice, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
At that time...
Yes.
"Would you like some tea?" or...
"Would you like to go to a hotel?" or...
I sometimes get asked that question.
Don't be so clumsy!
I see.
Yes.
Number five.
Yes, in my case...
Yes.
Um... most of the time...
I show off my male symbols...
Um... I show off my male symbols...
You show off your symbols?!
Recently...
Tell me about it!
I...
Yes.
I was waiting for the bus...
You were waiting for the bus?!
Yes.
In the car...
I'm a normal gentleman...
But that person...
Suddenly...
He showed his symbols...
And he was dancing.
In the car...
He showed his symbols...
And he was dancing?!
Yes, yes.
He was looking at me.
Yes.
Yes, tell me about it.
Um... number five...
Yes.
When you get drunk...
It seems like...
You get exposed?
It seems like it.
Yes.
What does it mean?
That's right.
I...
Became a little bold...
And...
I took out my upper body...
And...
I'm going to get caught!
I'm a little bold...
And...
I took it out right away.
I'm going to touch your face...
But...
Why?!
Because it's fun...
I'm going to kiss you...
Is it okay?
That's strange...
"Kurunkurun" and "peroncho"...
Yes, Mr. Madoh...
Well, I always do it...
Um...
You have a troubled voice...
I want you to listen to it today...
I think you have a wide range of voices today...
Yes...
Let's start with number one...
That's good...
Number two...
Number three...
Did you say "anata"?
Yes.
Number four...
She can do it.
Number five...
Let's go.
Who said you could go that far?
Let's have number one and five take sexy poses.
Let's start with number one!
What are you doing?!
She can do it.
Let's have number two!
What are you doing?!
Let's have number three!
What is it?
What is it?!
Let's have number four!
What is it?!
What are you doing?!
She can do it.
Let's have number five!
What is it?!
Your hair is too short!
What is it?!
Stop it, I'm begging you!
Let's have you turn around and say your name and age.
Let's start with number one!
I'm Mizukami Kimie and I'm 42 years old.
Let's have number two!
I'm Haniware Chizuko and I'm 42 years old.
The third person, please!
I'm Kawazu Yoko and I'm 49 years old.
The fourth person, please!
I'm Kanata Aki and I'm 58 years old.
The last person, please!
I'm Asami Chiyoko and I'm 58 years old.
Now, from the first round...
The fifth person, please!
Who will participate in the grand prix?
Now, let's see!
Judges and judges, please gather around.
Go ahead!
5-4-4-5-5!
That means...
The winner is...
The fifth person, Asami Chiyoko!
I'm sorry.
Congratulations!
The winner is...
Asami Chiyoko.
And...
Nori.
And...
Chiyoko.
For Asami's sake...
Sing "Love's Rock".
Thank you.
Please sing for us.
Yes!
My...
My, my, my, my, my tongue...
My tongue wants to go in...
Buddy!
KNIFE BALLET!
Hell is...
KNIFE BALLET!
Hell is...
KNIFE BALLET!
Let's end the show with them singing their own song.
Our guests are Dory, Terashi and Makoto. Thank you for coming.
That's all for today.
Thank you, everyone!
DOWNTOWN EFFECT
Koji's...
"SUNDAY MORNING GO SOMEWHERE"!
Thank you for coming so early in the morning!
Our guests for today are...
"DOWNTOWN"'s Hama-chan and...
"HAMA-CHAN MONTHLY"!
Thank you for coming!
Hello!
Good morning!
I was talking about you during the commercial earlier...
Yes?
I heard you've been busy lately with "HAMA-CHAN MONTHLY"
Well...
I make plastic models...
Right now...
I'm making "OSAKA COFFEE"
Really?! Really?!
Yes, yes...
What a hobby you have!
I'd like you to be my master!
You're good at it!
Sorry!
Well...
Let's move on to the next segment!
This segment is...
"HAMA-CHAN MONTHLY" and...
"DREAM TALKING"!
This segment is...
DREAM TALKING
Looks like we have a phone call already!
Who's our lucky girl for today?!
Hama-chan!
Talk to her!
Hello...
Your name is...
You're still in the middle of it?!
I resent you...
I'm not kind...
Sir, your boarding pass, please.
I'm not kind...
(Laughing)
Yo! What's up, you two!
- Welcome back! - Thanks for always coming by!
- We're lucky to have a customer today! - What's up?
- Saburo Nishijima of Enka is staying at our hotel. - Is that true?
- Sabu-chan? - That's right.
- Is that so? - Yes.
And Sabu-chan's mini recital will be held at the concert hall later.
Would you like to go?
No, I'm not interested in that.
- Sabu-chan... - No, I'm not interested in Sabu - chan.
- No, I'm not interested in that. - Recital?
- Why don't you go? - Really?
- Yes, I'll call you back. - Really?
- Yes. - I'll be back.
- Go ahead. - Excuse me.
Yes, thank you very much.
(Laughter)
(Screams)
(Laughter)
Can I have it one more time?
Yes.
(Laughter)
(Scream)
I can't move my hands.
You bastard!
I'm sorry!
This man, who made his name known to the world as "Japan's Worst Ramen and Curry President",
Hara Norihiko, 46 years old.
He started to walk a long road in order to make delicious ramen.
Now, what he needs the most is a bride.
Downtown immediately recruited a bride-to-be.
Everyone was worried if a good girl would really come.
But...
Sawada Yuriko, 29 years old.
As if they were tied together by a red thread of fate,
the two met and a sweet reunion began.
Hmm, today is my first date!
His father's heart was as passionate as it was in his teens.
Even if we were separated by age, that doesn't matter!
I want to live with Yuriko!
I'm not a lonely old man anymore!
That's what he said in his heart.
On the other hand, Yuriko-san...
What is she thinking with those clear eyes?
Good evening!
Hello!
Are we at a red square right now?
Where are we?
It's getting late. Let's go!
Where are we?
We're at Kasai Forest Park.
We're here with Hikori's girlfriend, Sawada-san.
Sawada-san. She's a girl, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
They're on a date.
Yes, yes, yes.
I came here to see what they're up to.
You came here to see.
To see if there's any progress.
Speaking of which, they're already there.
They're already there.
Actually, we just had a meeting there.
You had a meeting there, didn't you?
Let's go!
Good evening!
I only glanced at her for a moment.
But I didn't see her at all.
You're talking!
Ouch!
You bastard!
Good evening!
What's with you?!
Good evening!
You two are here today.
You know, you know, you know...
You know, you know...
Masumoto-san.
Yes?
It's good for you to talk to each other.
But as progress...
I want you to ask each other what you think.
Or you can just talk on the phone.
Yes.
Talking on the phone is pretty good.
Yes.
A couple of times.
A couple of times?
Yes.
New Year's Day...
You did it every day, didn't you?
I did it.
You did it on New Year's Day, too?
Yes.
What about Gundam?
I did Gundam, too.
On December 31st.
I did it for the first time today.
Did you get 100?
I did.
I think so.
Really?
Do you want that kind of money?!
I do.
Hey!
You have a loan!
I do!
Of course you do!
I see.
He's a hard worker, but...
But I want you to talk about what you're thinking about now.
In front of him.
Yes.
Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
Take Taishi with you.
Yes.
Tell me about it.
Think about it.
Listen to me.
Take him with you.
Will you let me have him?
Will you tell me about it?
What?
Matsumoto-san, please tell me.
Well, will you tell me about it?
Either one is fine.
Then I'll take Taishi.
Please listen to me.
Should I tell you how I feel now?
That's right!
number three
Number three
number three
What do you want to do in the future?
please listen to me.
OK, then let's go, Mo.
Ah, but... you know what...
I know what it is... you know what...
- What do you think of her? - I'd like to know more about her.
- But she's too old for us. - How old is she?
- Twenty-seven. - Twenty-seven?!
I'm a parent and child.
You're clearly a parent and child. You're more than a parent and child, aren't you?
So I'm thinking of eating a meal and talking slowly after eating a meal because it's cold.
Are you going to talk again?
As a target, you have a strong desire to get along with each other, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You don't care about the other party, do you?
No, I don't.
Even if you don't care about the other party, you've been talking about it from the other side, haven't you?
I don't think you'll be dumped like that.
If I'm dumped, I'll be dumped.
But you're confident as a target, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're confident as a target, aren't you?
Even if you say that.
Even if you say you're confident as a target, you're not sure if you're confident as a target.
I'm sorry. I was wrong.
You're confident as a target, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Do you call your girlfriend often?
Yes, I do.
How often do you call her?
I call her seven times a day.
Do you call her seven times a day?
Yes, I do.
You call her seven times a day.
But you don't call her, do you?
I call her seven times a day, call her once, call her six times a day, call her once, and call her again.
I called her only twice.
I see.
You don't like her?
Do you have to be so straightforward?
What do you think?
Do you really want to go out with her?
I think she's a good person.
But we don't get along.
I see.
I don't think you should go out with her.
We talked about it on the phone.
We talked about it before.
What do you think about it?
- Do you think he's a good person? - I do, but...
I'm sorry, but...
I'm sorry.
- But listen to me! - What is it?
- Do you really think he's a good person? - Yes, I do.
I think he's very kind and I think he's a good person.
- Yes, yes. - But...
- What should I say? - No, there's nothing you can do about it!
Then... I'm really...
- I'm sorry, really. - No, no, it's fine.
You don't have to apologize to me.
- It's nothing between us. - Also...
- Yes? - What did you think of him?
I think he's pretty confident.
- What? - Shut up!
- I think he's pretty confident. - Why is he confident?
I think he's confident in both of these things.
- I see... - What do you mean, "I see"?
I mean, what do you think he'll do in the future?
Well, of course he'll go out with her.
He'll get married... within a year.
- Within a year? - Within a year, right?
It's only just started.
There's still about ten months left.
- He'll go out with her, right? - That's right.
- That's what you think, right? - I see...
What do you mean, "I see"?
What do you mean?
- Actually... - Yes?
- It's really hard for me to say... - Yes?
But I think it's a bad result for you.
- It was bad for us, too. - Why?
You know... we have bad taste in clothes.
So, before we went on this date, we should have coordinated ourselves with you.
- I see... - We should have dressed up like "Yamagi Castle".
- That's... - That's not true! It's terrible!
- Amana-san? - Yes?
What do you think we should do?
Well... I've already heard your feelings for her.
- Yes. - Through Matsumoto-san, right? - Yes.
Well, if you're going out with her now...
Why are you crying?
What did you talk about?
I also heard her feelings for you.
Well, I can't help it even if I say things like this.
But, you know, for her...
I don't know if it's because of her age difference...
or because of the way she talks...
I don't know.
I think age difference is the best thing about her.
I think she's a really good person.
I think age difference is...
- a bit of a problem for her. - I see.
No, but...
Even if she looks like this, she's a high school student, right?
She's younger than me, even if she's a gorilla!
- She's a high school student. - Is there a high school student like her?
She's a high school student, right?
No! She's a high school student!
She's a high school student, so...
No, no, she doesn't have to be like that.
Right, Yamada-san? It's not like that.
Well, you know...
It's not like she doesn't want you to go out with her.
Sometimes you go out with her for ramen or something like that.
- It's not like that. - It's okay for you to have that kind of connection.
It's okay for you to go out with her for that kind of connection.
Let's say goodbye for now.
Let's say goodbye as a handshake.
Oh, this is good.
Anyway, this is what it is.
What are you doing?
It can't be helped.
Anyway, thank you very much.
Take care of yourself.
Thank you for the ramen.
Take care of yourself.
Take care of yourself, too.
Anyway, do your best at work.
Yes, I understand.
Sometimes...
Right?
Please come by sometimes.
I was going to say that.
Sometimes...
Without work.
A lot of customers are coming.
Without work.
I can't do that.
Without work.
But I'm ignoring you.
I can't do that.
Ramen life with tears.
We will never forget your kindness.
Now you're going to get mad.
THE END
Sir, you ate gyoza, didn't you?
No, I ate steak.
What?
I ate steak.
He said he ate steak.
He said he ate gyoza.
He said he ate steak!
Refreshing your mouth!
Double effect Lotte Furabono!
"THE COMPETITION"!
In this segment, in order to answer your questions and give you advice,
Matsumoto and Hamada will risk their lives in battle!
'Kay! I'm Judge Kouhei!
Let me introduce myself!
Chiba Kouhei! 'Kay!
I love sports!
Especially baseball and soccer!
Last year, the J.League was held and soccer was more popular than baseball!
Which one will be more popular this year?!
From a 5-year-old girl named Rumi-chan in Nagano Ward! Thank you!
'Kay! Let's find out which one will be more popular today!
First up is the soccer team!
Go ahead!
Oh! Condoms! Condoms!
- You're good! - Thank you!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
Now, let me introduce you! The baseball team!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- It's a little difficult today, but do your best! - What?!
- Today's competition is...this!
Darma Colonde Rock 'n' Roller Game!
'Kay! Let me explain the rules of the game!
- Do it for me! - 'Kay!
- There are six obstacles here! - 'Kay!
Now, I'd like you two to do the nostalgic Darma Colonde roller skate!
'Kay!
- You two will be in this order! - Okay!
- If you get 100 points, you'll ride a motorcycle! - 'Kay!
- There's a point! - 'Kay!
- If you move once, you'll ride a motorcycle! - 'Kay!
- If you move once, you'll lose a point! - 'Kay!
- In the end... - I see!
- Simply put, it's a song competition! - Why?!
- You're not gonna sing, are you?! - No, you'll ride a motorcycle!
Oh, sorry!
- Got it?! - 'Kay!
- The one with the most points in the end is the winner! - 'Kay!
- You'll go first, 'cause you're a soccer player! - Oh, me first!
- You'll start without a word! - 'Kay!
Go ahead!
- 'Kay, let's go! - No, no!
- We'll catch up with you later! - 'Kay, let's go!
- 'Kay! - 'Kay!
What's wrong with you?!
Oho!
I don't know!
Ready, set, go!
Darma Colonde!
It's me! It's me!
It's me!
Darma Sanga Colonda!
It's me! It's me!
Where are you going?
I'm not going anywhere!
I'm going to go for a long time!
Darma Sanga Colonda!
It's moving! It's moving!
Darma Sanga Colonda!
It's moving!
Darma Sanga Colonda!
It's moving! It's moving! It's moving!
It's moving!
It's moving a lot!
It's moving!
Darma Sanga Colonda!
It's moving! It's moving! It's moving!
It's moving!
Darma Sanga Colonda!
It's moving! It's moving!
Daruma-san, don't die!
It's moving! It's moving!
Daruma-san, don't die!
It's moving! It's moving!
Daruma-san, don't die!
It's moving! It's moving!
Daruma-san, don't die!
It's moving! It's moving!
Now, the point for the soccer player is...
24 points!
Next up is...
Can I say something?
What is it?
That aquarium... Hamada-kun's tongue is floating.
It's okay. It's okay.
Because we're partners.
Now...
Next up is the baseball player!
Ready... Start!
Daruma-san, don't fall!
Oh, his mouth is moving!
It's moving! It's moving!
Daruma-san, don't fall!
It's not moving! It's not moving! It's okay!
Daruma-san, don't fall!
It's moving! It's moving! It's moving! It's moving! It's moving!
Daruma-san, don't fall!
It moved! It moved!
Daruma-san, don't fall!
It moved, didn't it?
It's okay, it moved!
Are you okay, Daruma-san?
It's moving all the time! It's moving all the time!
It moved from where it moved!
It's moving all the time!
Daruma-san, don't fall!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
It moved!
It broke! It threw! It threw!
It's moving all the time!
Quit making excuses!
Daruma-san fell!
She's moving! She's moving! She's moving!
She's moving! She's moving!
Daruma-san fell!
She's moving! She's moving! She's moving!
Daruma-san fell!
She fell!
She's moving!
She's getting on!
She's getting on! She's getting on!
She's moving! She's moving! She's moving!
Daruma-san fell!
She's moving! She's moving!
She's moving! She's moving! She's moving!
Daruma-san fell!
Hey, C-head!
You!
Daruma-san fell!
Huh?
Why did you fall there?
Daruma-san fell!
Sing! Sing! Sing!
Daruma-san fell!
Why did you fall there?
Sing!
Daruma-san fell!
Huh?
Why did you fall there?
She's angry! She's angry!
She's cutting the noodles!
She's putting it in her mouth!
Daruma-san fell!
It's not over yet!
Oh, it's over! It's over!
Okay, it's over!
Now, let's see...
Baseball team's minus pointer...
Minus 175!
In soccer and baseball, this year...
Soccer is more exciting!
Alright!
See you next week!
What's that?
It's Fukuohi!
It's red bean paste!
What's that? Bread?
A day or two of salmon and fish is too much for me.
When the mic comes, I just smile and sing an ohako.
I don't show my wife my tears and I don't let my kids hear my words.
I leave my man's grief behind on the corner of the bar.
So as not to stand out, so as not to show off, I don't bring in things that don't suit me.
A day or two of salmon and fish is too much for me.