AISubs v3.4
THE END
Title's "yosahiku", then "itaoku", "tokuranoku", "taramari" and "kesshin"!
Who did this to you?
Sensei!
You're so angry today!
Line up on the wall!
Line up on both sides of the wall!
Line up!
Line up quickly!
Line up!
Sensei, I'll be back!
Are you going to sleep today?
Yes!
Go to sleep! Hurry up and go to sleep!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Stretch your legs!
One...two...three...
Cut it out!
You have to do it properly!
Yes!
One...two...three...
Cut it out!
Idiot!
Cut it out!
Yes!
Sensei, I'll play you a song!
Yes!
Go to sleep!
Yes!
Go!
Sensei, you're an idiot, so be careful!
Music, start!
Five! One!
Genji, you idiot!
One!
Two!
One!
Genji, you idiot!
Question number one, "What did Quiz do?"
Shut up!
Well, you know, it's a little late now, isn't it?
Yes, it is. The weather is bad, too.
Yes, yes, yes.
What about here?
We're in a big place again, aren't we?
Yes, we are.
Well, how can I say it?
Yes.
It's like, "Whoa!"
What's the next title?
What is it?
It's like, "Whoa!"
Is everyone here?
The next...
The next title is like, "Whoa!"
It's like, "Whoa!"
So, um...
I think you should think about it carefully, but...
Panel, open!
Now, set it up!
Now, then...
What did Quiz do?
Ready!
Whoa!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Whoa! Woah!
Whoa!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Barbwire!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch!
The wind is coming, the wind is coming
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Wait a minute
Hey, wait a minute
All right, stop, stop
Hey, that's enough
Hey, wait a minute, stop
- I'll stop now! - Wow! This is so funny!
Hey! Don't move! Don't move!
Don't move! Stay where you are!
Now, let's hear what each of you did!
- Okay, Mr. Imai, you go first! - What did you do?
- I almost got killed! - Okay!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Hahaha!
- It hurts!
I can't stand it!
- Hahaha! - It hurts!
Well, Mr. Itawa, please!
I want to go back to Osaka!
- Hahaha! - Okay!
- Mr. Shakurama! - Please!
- I want to quit at any time! - Yes, that's right!
- Mr. Jimmy! - Yes, that's right!
I won't let you treat me like this forever!
- Hahaha! - That's right!
- Everyone is correct! - Everyone is correct!
- That's the only way! - Please take off your mask!
- Oh, Mr. Itawa, you can talk to me! - Please look up at Mr. Itawa!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha! - Mr. Itawa is the best!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Mr. Onishi is also good! - Hahaha!
- I'm not proud of this! - Hahaha!
- I can't move! - What?
This broadcast is brought to you by...
...the following sponsors.
Before we announce the next song, let's take a look at this week's spotlight!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
This week, we have a new song that has caught the attention of 12 people!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- What do you think, Itao-san? - Yeah? - All of a sudden, you're happy, aren't you?
- No, it's not like that, but... - Of course, are you aiming for the top 10 next week?
- Well, I'd be happy if I got in, but... - Ah, I see, I see...
- Itao-san, you composed and composed the song yourself, but...
- When was this song made? - Well, I was in a band when I was in high school...
- Hmm... - A friend of mine died in a car accident three years ago...
- When was this song made? - Ah, I see...
- So that's what happened... - Yes...
- Well, Itao-san, please stand by. - I'm sure your friends in heaven are listening, too.
- Sing it with all your might! - Well, Itao Itsuji-kun, composer and songwriter...
- Friends in heaven, please listen...
- "Opening the Sea"!
"Tokyo Communication"!
Do you feel shy?
It's open-sea season!
I can't swim, but...
It's a sandy communication!
Double shock!
I'm surprised!
Am I...
moving out?
Where are you going, you warabi-mochi?
You're so young these days...
But you're so soft and fluffy...
You and you should go home!
Exotic Police!
You're under arrest!
Kill him!
Tropical Generation!
How is it?
Is it time to eat?
Everyone is shouting like that, but...
Gradually...
Kill him!
That was fun!
Now, let's ask Ms. Hiroko Moriguchi, who always watches this show,
what she likes about this show!
My favorite is,
first of all, Okinawa's Hamada-san playing Hamako,
playing Hamako just like that.
Everyone was bullying me,
and I was trying my best to act like a pitiful woman,
but as the story came to an end,
and as the story continued,
Hamada-san and Hamako were like, 'Ah!'
My eyes were like, 'I can't take it anymore! It's suspenseful!'
I was like, 'Hamako is definitely up to something!'
I'm glad I was able to leave a reason for me to complain to the viewers.
That was my super favorite!
As expected of you, Ms. Hiroko!
Thank you, Ms. Hiroko!
By the way, what's going on from 10th to 11th?
Hey!
Then let's watch it from 30th to 14th!
Let's watch it!
The time of farewell has come before I knew it.
Goodbye, goodbye, until the day I die.
Fa-la-la-la, hey!
Have fun! Have fun! Have fun flying!
Spin it!
Wait, wait! I get it! I get it! I see it!
It's reverse, isn't it?
The reason for being depressed is just because of you, you know!
Tonight I'll trick you!
I want to get married, I want to get a job, I want to be a mother, I want to get married as soon as possible!
I'm going to get married, I'm going to get a job, I want to be a mother, I want to be a mother as soon as possible!
Go away! You people on the TV are making fun of ordinary people!
What are you doing?!
If you are Stockholm, are we the waterway?!
Use your brains!
Returning to reality
I'm being forced to do all of this by myself!
I'm being fooled!
Kimi no Hana
Natsumi
The woman in front of me
I can't do it!
Why do women change?
Do they change because they fight?
Get out of here!
Dear?
Don't mess with me!
Don't drink too much.
It's perfect.
I passed, but I'm sorry.
You don't have to say sorry.
What if you got hurt?
It's okay.
If you get hurt, you'll regret it.
I'm 20 years old.
I'll play with you with my fingers.
I'm running in the forest.
Is it hot?
I did it!
I was walking in a small place.
Bem, Bem, I'm always watching you.
I'm happy.
You're always talking.
Do you have such a habit?
I have it, too.
Bem, Bem, you're thinner than on TV.
I'm happy.
You look a little fat on TV.
It's because of my size.
It's not because of my tongue.
It's not like that.
You're just saying it.
I'm always watching you, Mr. Kitaro.
You're wrong!
I'm always watching you, Mr. Kitaro.
You've seen it from #30 to #11!
The announcement of #7 is...
Here's the announcement of #7!
I can't wait to see it!
Do you really want to see it?
I want to see it! I want to see it so much!
Here's the announcement!
#7 is...
Hi, Mr. Kitaro!
The requests are from...
Kimi of the costume, Taizo of the stuffed animals, and Kouchi of the downtown manager!
Kimi's comments are...
I want to see Hama-chan getting tired and losing it!
Here you go!
What's that?
Dad! I can see a mountain!
When we get there, let's all play tennis!
Dad, you can't do that!
Hey!
Was that you?
Was that you, Kanseitan?
It was you, wasn't it?
You...
You almost got it!
No, it wasn't me...
It was you! You said you were tired!
There are four of you!
Pay attention!
No, it's not me...
You saw it, didn't you?
You're the boss, aren't you?
You're the boss, aren't you? You saw it, didn't you?
Dad, it's a kappa!
Don't make such a face!
What are you saying?!
Say that again!
What's with that face?
What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Shouldn't you throw it away?!
Pay attention!
What?!
Pay attention!
It's none of my business!
What are you doing?
It's none of my business!
Don't act like you care!
I really think that.
That's enough!
Who's wrong?!
But...
But?!
I don't think...
Forgive me for saying that.
Don't act like you care!
Say something!
You lousy thing!
And in the middle of it, they met and fell in love with each other.
Ah, I'm tired.
What are you talking about?
Lousy thing. I'm in a bad mood.
Are you all right, brother?
You know...
Brother, if you were...
Yes?
In a comic book...
Yes?
Um...
Do you like that old woman?
I hate that old woman.
Don't say that about her.
She looks like a good person.
She's pretty tough.
I don't know if you like her or not, but I hate her.
Don't say that about her. She's as good as a pear.
That doesn't matter.
In that case...
Yes?
Forget it.
What?
Don't you like her?
Me?
Yes.
You're not Japanese, are you?
Shut up!
You're tough, aren't you?
Are you serious?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Whatever.
Brother!
Hey, what are you doing?
Brother!
I don't know.
Oryo.
How is your father's illness?
Is it getting better?
Yes.
I see.
Then you need medicine, don't you?
Yes.
Please.
But for you, medicine is expensive.
Because I'm not a demon.
But I can't say it's free.
Do you understand?
Medicine, medicine!
It's for medicine!
What's wrong with you?
What?
Medicine, medicine!
It's for medicine!
What's wrong with you?
What did you say?
It's for medicine!
It's for me!
[Laughter]
It's me, it's me.
(Laughter)
Oh, I see you like this kind of thing.
Well, let's ask Mr. Fujii Fumiya what he likes.
My favorite is "the confrontation".
The fact that they are fighting for real is interesting.
And I can't even imagine what kind of punishment is waiting for them.
When the staff kicks me, I want to kick them back.
That's one of the downsides of being in a band.
The more I cry, the more I want to laugh.
Fumiya, you're so cool!
I see you like this kind of thing.
The broadcast so far has been provided by Chouya Umeshi and sponsors you see.
I'm sorry!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Beauty! Beauty! Beauty!
I told you, it's dangerous!
It's not what I thought it would be.
I'm sick of this.
It's disgusting!
I'm sick of this!
Stop it!
I'm sick of this!
It's disgusting!
I'm sorry!
I'm sick of this!
Stop it!
It's disgusting!
The 6th place winner is...
The 6th place goes to...
Mom and Mark!
Mr. Shimura was funny, wasn't he?
Here you go!
Hey!
Are you blind?!
Mark!
What's wrong with you?
Mark!
Mr. Shimura!
Stop it!
Mr. Shimura!
Hey, stop it!
What do you have in your hands?
It's Mr. Shimura's sword! Mr. Shimura's sword!
That's right!
It's Mr. Shimura's sword! Mr. Shimura's sword!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
I'm always watching you!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
You're doing it on your own!
What are you doing?
Get up, Mr. Shimura!
Get up!
Wow! Is this it, Mr. Shimura?
Stop it, you!
It's a show, but it doesn't change!
Mr. Shimura, I'm sorry, but...
What?
This is my stupid son!
My stupid son!
His name is Mark!
Hey, Mark...
Could you do this for me?
Stop it!
I'm always watching you!
My Mark...
Is there anything I can do for you?
Can you do anything?
Anything!
Oh, you know...
Mustache dancing!
I can't do that mustache dance.
You always did it!
I didn't do it!
You were dancing around at home all night!
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
How is it? How is it?
It's completely different!
You're kidding me!
I'm not kidding you!
What are you saying?
I really want to see it!
I'm sorry!
Mustache dancing!
I really want to see it!
I don't have one either!
I'm not saying you should throw it away for free!
I really want to see it!
Do you want me to do it for you?
What is it?
Mustache dancing...
I'll take it for now.
I'll do a mustache dancing with my mustache!
I want to see it!
Come on, Mark! Let's go!
I really want to see it!
The temperature is different.
If you think it's easy, please do it!
What kind of dance is it?
It's completely different!
I won't do it!
Awesome!
I can't do it!
It's awesome!
You're at your best now, Simran!
It's awesome!
I'm in trouble!
I'm glad you came, Mom!
I'm glad you came!
I'm really glad you came!
I'm sorry...
strange old man, can you do me a favor with this?
Hey!
It's cheaper now.
No matter how much you buy, it's only three onions.
Only three onions!
But, really, ordinary people can only do this!
No, no, you can't do that.
You know, strange men have different heads.
You can't even do your make-up.
That's not it!
Hey!
You know what?
I'll do as you wish!
This is it!
I'll buy it at Shimura!
We'll combine!
Here it is!
You're rich, so you can have it.
No, it's okay.
So, what are you going to do with it?
I'll do my make-up.
Make-up?
Are you going to do it?
No, I'll show you.
First of all, I'll draw this heart.
You'll draw this heart?
Yes.
Wow!
You're bold and draw it big!
That's right.
Like this?
Wow!
What's that sparkle?
What?
Sparkle?
This is a report from the police station.
Police station?
Did you see that?
Yes.
That's why it's like this.
You're too used to it!
How many times have you done it?
Why are you laughing?
You're weird!
I'm weird?
You're weird!
Don't look at me like that!
I'll do it.
Don't look at me like that!
No!
I'll do it slowly.
I'm sorry!
You have to do it like this.
I see.
I can't do it like that.
You can't?
No, I can't.
I'm sorry.
I can't help it.
Are you going to do it?
I can't help it.
It's difficult, isn't it?
You...
Broadcasting from here is...
"Lotte"...
"B&G"...
"Wrestle Japan"...
"Mission Shocky"...
Broadcasted by Meigen Company.
Now, it's time for "Best 5" announcement!
But first, let's listen to our favorite segments!
I love Dantan.
I've been watching most of his movies and your movies.
My favorite segment is...
"Bodycon Mom".
I've always been interested in it.
There are old ladies in their 40s and 50s.
But until then,
just going in and coming out of the ring is wonderful.
"Bodycon Mom".
I think my mom is like that, too.
Yes, Dantan is like that, too.
Really, this...
Please come and watch the match on the veranda.
Anyway, "Best 5" is that "Bodycon Mom" contest!
Watch the special edition we made just for you!
"Bodycon Mom" Special Edition!
Now, "Bodycon Mom" 5th Anniversary Special!
Yes!
Since today is the year-end special, 50 "Bodycon Moms" will appear this year!
That's great! You're sort of a kamioca-san role, aren't you?
Bo-chan's 50 people, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll do my best.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
Now, let's go!
"Bodycon Mom" 50 people will appear! Here we go!
Now, with their proud names, "Bodycon Moms" has sold over 40 people this year!
Today, from northern Hokkaido to southern Kyushu and Okinawa, a total of 50 people have gathered!
Please give them a big round of applause!
"Bodycon Moms" 50 people will appear! Here we go!
Now, what exactly happened after "Bodycon Moms" 50 people appeared on this show?
Well, to put it simply, we're going to conduct an "insight survey" today.
I'd like you all to ask questions as well.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Well, first of all, I'll ask a light question.
Why are you standing backwards?
I'm more confident in my front view than my back view.
Do you think so?!
I do, I do.
Switch on!
Out of the 50 people, 40 of you say you're more confident in your front view than your back view!
If you're that confident...
50 of you, please face forward!
Wow, you're moving, aren't you?
That face, that face!
You're gorgeous!
Not from a distance...
Yes, yes, please face forward!
Wow, you're moving!
I can't move...
Well, right now, hair and nude are in a boom, but we have a very good person! Switch on!
Hair and Nude
Twelve people!
Twenty-seven!
Ms. Kikuta!
Can I take a picture of you?
I already took one.
You took one?!
At my shop.
Who did you take it for?
Well, I had a boyfriend who was a cameraman.
And you just took that picture yourself?
No, well...
I made only one picture for next year's calendar.
Next year...
So, twenty-seven...
Yes.
Can I take it?
I already took one.
You took one?!
Yes.
Who did you take it for?
My son.
What?!
And how old is your son?
He's in elementary school.
After taking a bath, he took out a little of the pot from the kitchen...
If you were to give it a title, what would it be?
Beauty and Kitchen.
Just like that?!
Yes, another person!
Yes!
Yes, Mr. Kurano!
Who has a game they left behind last time?
Do you want to see it?!
For now!
Who has a game they left behind last time?!
Eight people?!
Eight people, wow!
Seven!
I wanted to kiss you, so I wanted to kiss you, too!
Let's do it!
Now?!
No, it's fine, it's fine!
You got killed all of a sudden, didn't you?!
Yes!
But I can't say it yet!
Yes!
I don't want you to get brainwashed and get killed, you know?!
Your heart's technique is dirty, you know?!
What's wrong with you?!
I was born to be treated like this!
Number 30!
I've decided to sing "chanson"
"Chanson"?
That's a famous song, isn't it?
Huh?
It's "chanson", right?
Yes, I'll sing it!
Go ahead, please!
Mother, let's clap our shoulders
"Chanson"?
"Chanson", "chanson", "chanson", "chanson"
It was "chanson"!
Father, are you surprised?!
No, you can't do that kind of performance in Japan anymore
I asked you not to do it, though
Is that all, mother?!
Number 5!
Mr. Otaniri
W-what is it?
I'd like you to dance "meow", but...
No, it's fine! Just do it!
Oh, you're getting off?!
Fine, I'll do it!
Go ahead! Dance for me!
I'll sing with you, too!
I've had enough of dancing!
I didn't feel anything!
I was scared!
A lot of people have finished their performance.
Hamada-san, I think there was a dance by number four.
Something like shaking your waist.
- Really? - Yes.
Can you show me a little?
I remember it was amazing.
Oh, you too!
Yes, I know.
Everyone dances well.
Gappa!
Stop it!
I'm getting tired!
Hey, Eva!
Wow! Amazing!
Thank you very much!
There was a sexy pose, wasn't there, Morikawa?
Yes, there was!
It's like you developed a new one.
I see, I see.
I came up with a new sexy pose, Su-chan!
TAMURA
There are 15 people.
Number 12!
Mr. Tamura!
Wow, he's got a lot of muscle.
Wow, it's black.
Oh, you're already doing it!
You're already doing it, aren't you?
What are you doing?
You're still doing it?
Thank you very much!
Number 9!
Oh, you remember it, Ota-san!
Of course I do!
It's a little like a tongue.
Yes, Ota-san's new sexy pose.
Thank you very much!
Number 21!
Morikawa-san!
Oh, you can do it anywhere.
You can do it wherever you like.
Is it okay there?
Isshugen!
Isshugen! Oh, it's okay!
Isshugen!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
Okay, so we've asked a lot of questions, but...
Today, we've prepared a wonderful present for the 50 ladies who've come to see us.
So, ladies, please come to the front!
Go find a t-shirt to give as a gift and come to Hawaii!
It's a simple story. I will now call you and you will dance at the same time.
When I whistle, the music will stop.
Then, a 200-fold t-shirt will come from above and you will find a t-shirt with "gift" written on it!
Wow!
Let me introduce you to Hawaii!
It's like this. Let's go!
Then, dance!
Start!
(Music)
You did it!
Wow!
Congratulations on becoming number 41 in Hawaii!
(Applause)
Congratulations on becoming number 41 in Hawaii!
Thank you very much to my mother in the back!
That's all for today!
This has been "Bodycon Mom 50 People Huge Special"!
(Applause)
Now, it's finally time for number four!
(Growl)
Number four is...
"Boys Must Eat Ramen Noodles"!
It's on TV Customers now! Make sure you try it out!
- Here we are! - Here we are!
I thought you'd never come back!
What's been going on since then?
Look at this!
You're such a dirty god!
This is what you do, right?
It's all peeled off!
- Whatever! - Yes.
- Taisho, let's go see your face. - Let's go see it!
- Yes. - Taisho, how are you?
- I'm fine. - Oh, really?
- Are you doing well? - I'm doing well.
Really?
- I want someone. - Really?
- Yes. - Well, I heard...
You've got a line!
I can't see it, but it's a long line.
Wow! That's great!
I'm working really hard.
Since you're busy, I guess you won't have enough people.
I'm alone, you know.
You're alone, so...
I want someone to do it for me.
- Like an employee? - Yes.
- Let's take care of Yomiyan today. - Yes, yes.
- Can you do it by yourself? - Yes, yes.
- Are you interested in a matchmaking?
- Yes, I am! - You want Yomiyan, right?
- Yes, I do! - I want to marry you!
- Take a picture of me! - This is your face, right?
- I want to have a matchmaking with you! - This is...
Five people came from all over the country!
In order to grant Taisho's wish of wanting a wife,
a matchmaking story was established.
Will they find a wife?
Out of the five applicants, four were selected,
and Taisho's search for a wife began.
Mr. Matsumoto, please come in one by one.
- Four people in total? - Yes, four people.
First one!
Ms. Sawada Yuriko!
19 years old!
- She's young! - Please come in!
Come in!
Come in, come in!
Come in, this is the oldest one.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Ms. Sawada Yuriko.
19 years old.
Right?
I work part-time at a clothing store.
Ah, I see.
Yes, that's right.
How is it?
You know, you're not glamorous, but you have a pretty big butt.
What's wrong with you?
You look sad.
What's wrong with you, having such a big butt?
By the way, Sawada-san, how tall are you?
Eighty-eight.
Eighty-eight?!
That was a clean answer!
What's wrong with you?
Next up is...
Kono Tomomi-san. Twenty years old.
Let's see her resume.
Kono-san, please go ahead.
Kono Tomomi-san. Twenty years old.
How is it?
You're currently attending a specialized school.
Right? Your parents and your brothers are married.
Say something to Taisho.
He is passionate about Taisho's ramen.
You haven't said a word since the beginning.
Are you alive or dead?
What do you think of it?
Keiko Nakagawa, 25 years old.
Please come in.
Keiko Nakagawa, please come in.
Taisho!
Taisho is shrinking.
What do you think of it, Taisho?
He is losing weight little by little.
What do you think of it, Taisho?
Do you like gambling?
Oh, you like it too.
I don't know if you like it or not.
Keiko Nakagawa, 27 years old.
This is it. Pantera is this.
Go ahead!
President!
Please sit down.
Nakatani, 27 years old.
How about this?
Now we are all here.
First of all, I would like to say to the four people who applied for us.
First of all, look at the real president.
First impression and so on.
I think he is cute.
What?
Cute!
What?
In a good way of saying...
Yes.
It's kind of Spock, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
No, you don't know it.
You don't know it.
So, Yamagiba and Shiroo are...
Giba is included.
You look like Giba!
Cute!
I didn't know Giba was like this!
I didn't know Kamira was like this!
Do you really want to get married?
Yes, I do.
Yes.
She says "yes, I do"!
She is a good girl!
Yes, she is.
What are you going to do about it?
She is a good girl and she is a bad girl.
Isn't she your wife?
No, she is not.
She is not!
She says "no, she is not"!
What are you going to do?
I don't know.
I heard you have a great job at your father's company.
Oh, I used to...
You used to work at his company?
Yes.
She says "used to work at his company"!
Do you want to raise your salary?
I haven't thought about it yet.
I want to raise it at Disney World.
Disney World?
Florida.
Florida?
Yes.
I really want to raise it there.
If you don't do it, we'll fire you.
We'll hold a wedding and fire you.
We'll do it for free.
You're amazing, president.
If you do it for free, you won't get anything.
You're amazing.
You're the best.
But he said it, so I don't care.
How about you, president?
I want to do it here.
You want to do it here?
Yes, I want to raise my salary.
I want to do it here.
Right?
Everything starts here.
Matsumoto-san.
Yes?
I've prepared a bowl like this for you.
There's only one Yomemaru mark on it.
You're going to make ramen for the president.
And you're going to give this bowl to the person you think is the one.
Thank you for the food.
The nervous ramen eating competition has begun.
Whose bowl has the Yomemaru mark on it?
Who has the Yomemaru mark on it?
What's this?
It's rubber.
Rubber?
What are you doing, president?
I got it!
I got number one!
Congratulations!
I knew it!
It was calculated!
The ramen was too hot and the sticker came off!
Is that so?
Well, since you're number one girlfriend,
you'll be sitting on the second floor, right?
Yes.
Let's talk upstairs for a bit.
We won't disturb you.
How is it?
Danta... Danta...
Danta's family is cheering for you like this.
To be honest, Danta came here for the third time today.
That's right.
So...
After this, Danta, me and you...
The four of us will be taking pictures.
Really?
To commemorate meeting Danta.
That's right.
Well...
If you'll go out with me...
I'll arrange a date for you.
Oh, really?
That's great.
I'm off on Sundays, so I don't have much money.
Then I'll go with you.
Is that so?
So if it's Monday or Tuesday, you'll be off?
You're trying to win Siri over.
Should I give you my number?
Oh, yes.
How was it?
We talked.
Yes.
Did you talk?
We talked more than we thought.
Oh, really?
He was pretty shy when the camera wasn't rolling.
But his attitude was completely different.
Oh, really?
But for now, will you go out with me?
Yes.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I'm happy for you.
Why do I have to run this store and even marry you?
What?
But you did a good thing.
Yes, I did.
If you didn't do this sometimes...
What?
People will say bad things about you.
You did a good thing.
Oh, really?
Yes.
But that doesn't mean...
What? You're being sneaky.
But that doesn't mean...
When people meet, they say goodbye.
We don't know what will happen until we track them down.
We'll continue to look into that area.
Yes.
Please look forward to it.
That old man at the ramen shop was funny!
Now, it's finally time for the top three announcements!
I'm so excited!
The third place goes to "Love, Love, Fire"!
Fire!
And the second place goes to...
"Love, Love, Fire"!
Koryu...teigiatsu...saurus...de...kosaitsu...
C-tri...attack!
Not bad, not bad, not bad!
Shall we try it?
Let's do it!
C-tri...
That switch!
C-tri...
Let's do it!
Kokuniikanu...
Itama!
Wait!
Ojinga, it's blood!
I'm in trouble...
Ojinga, it's blood! Blood! It's blood-stained!
Itobata!
Blood!
Tantobado!
Ojinga! Ojinga!
It's cheese! Cheese!
Book!
Ojinga! Ojinga!
Ojinga!
Cheese!
Building!
Ojinga! Ojinga!
Cheese!
What?
Humans?
Sports festival!
S-snowman!
Candle!
N-nose!
Lips!
Loose!
Sudako!
Odanga!
Manneigitsu!
Tsukkaibo!
Modara!
Racquet!
Tonbo!
What's up?
- What's up? - Are you stuck?
- Me? - Me!
It hurts!
You're stuck!
Give it up! Give it up! That's enough!
That's enough! Let's watch it a little longer!
Hey, calm down a little.
- What are you saying? You're sick, aren't you? - No, I'm not! Come here!
How can you be so energetic at a time like this?
What? What?
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
Why do you want to fool me like that?
I'm not doing anything! Shut up!
What are you doing? You're making me angry!
I'm angry!
Shut up! What is it?
It's huge!
It's annoying!
Eat it!
For now...
What?
You shouldn't eat it!
I don't want it!
Eat it! Why don't you eat it?
I'm not hungry!
What's going on?
What do you...
Stop it!
Show me what you're going to use it for!
Shut up! You're old!
I'm not old!
What are you talking about?
You're dirty!
What's dirty?
I was born dirty!
I'm not doing anything!
Shut up! Get out of here!
I made you some porridge!
I said I don't want it!
You don't have to! Eat it!
I don't want it!
Eat it! You shouldn't eat it!
I don't want it!
Mark, eat it!
It's disgusting!
You shouldn't eat it!
I don't want it!
You're going to die!
Am I going to die?
Get out of here!
What are you doing?
You know...
It's too early for you to run out of tissues.
What?
You've been writing for so long.
Shut up!
Are you doing something alone?
Get out of here!
You're going to catch a cold!
Get out of here!
Let me try it.
Young people like it!
What are you doing?
Change this, Maa-kun.
Don't take it off! It's ugly!
Can't you lower the heat? Change your underwear!
Don't take it off in a place like this!
It's not the time to be embarrassed in a place like this!
We're all the same when we're sick!
We're not the same! We don't care!
This is Maa-kun's!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you, Nishihara-san?
Nishihara-san, can you help me a little more?
What is it?
Maa-kun, you're pooping again.
You're not going to kill me, are you?
You're really going to kill me!
You're not going to kill me, Mom!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Nishihara-san?
Stop it!
You're forcing me to...
Stop it!
Nishihara-san, you're really...
Stop it!
Maa-kun!
Maa-kun, stop it!
Stop it!
You're noisy!
Stop it!
Nishihara-san!
It's just like everyone said!
Now, let's ask Asuka-san, who used to be Maa-kun's regular guest, what her favorite segment is!
Asuka-chan!
My recommendation is...
No. 1 is the ladies' showdown...
Hana-hook!
It had such an impact...
I went to my own living room and rolled around in it.
When I was on a show before...
I often did the Hana-hook...
It was just a trick...
But I'd like to see more of it in the future.
I'm sure No. 1 is that, right?
By the way, my favorite segment is...
You're not going to say it!
In 90 seconds, I'll announce the best one!
Look forward to it!
Now, I'll announce the No. 1 best joke I chose based on my own feelings!
You're not going to say it!
This joke's No. 1 is...
The one and only Otsuka Kurenaiya novel "Kansai Kusuru Hime"!
What?!
This novel "Kansai Kurenaiya novel " "Kansai Kusuru Hime" has a lot of cases,
such as the TV show "Telemeta", the sales department "Kanae-san", and "Imatakoji-san" and "Ryoko-chan".
And then, comments from Ryoko-chan.
"Everyone's faces were the most interesting"!
"I thought your face was the most interesting"!
And now, No. 1, Otsuka Kurenaiya novel "Kansai Kusuru Hime"!
Look forward to it!
Now, it's a match!
No, no!
By the power of your nose!
Yeah!
Let's see who has more feelings!
Let's test our guts!
Yeah!
You're not going to say it!
Hey!
You're not going to say it!
You win!
I did it!
Let's go!
Get ready!
Yes!
Come on!
Go for it! Go for it!
Hey, you! Get back a little!
Get back a little!
Don't you look forward?
What are you doing?
Get back a little!
Third one!
It's amazing!
All right!
Fourth one, let's go!
It's coming out of my nose!
Now!
It's coming out of my nose!
I might die!
Don't run away!
It's coming out of my nose!
It's delicious!
I'm about to lose my nose!
It can't be helped!
Who's next?
Go for it!
Really?
Go for it!
I hope I can get it!
What is it?
Something is stuck!
It can't be helped!
Why do you say "something is stuck"?
Your nose is dripping!
It can't be helped!
Go down! Go! Go down!
Yuki! Pull yourself together!
Yuki! Come on!
Böyle anstein!
Yuki! Pull yourself together!
Yuki! Come on!
Yuki! Pull yourself together!
Yuki! Oh no!
Yuki! You OK?
Yuki! Yuki!
Yuki!
Yuki! It hurts!
Yuki! Come on!
Yuki!
It hurts! It hurts!
Yukki, it hurts!
Let's go!
Be careful!
Quietly! Quietly!
Yukki!
It hurts!
Quietly!
It hurts!
I'll take it off!
Huh?
I'll take it off!
You'll take it off?
I'll take it off!
You can do it?
It hurts!
Let's go!
Come forward a little more. You two aren't floating.
Come forward!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Okay, okay!
Say it in English!
I'll take it off!
What is it?
Your skin?
What is it?
My skin! I'll take it off!
I'll take it off!
What are you doing?
You two!
Look around you!
Look around you, you two!
It hurts!
You look like a monster from the front!
Not yet?!
You can do it! You can do it!
I can't take it off! I can't take it off!
I can't take it off!
You can do it! You can do it!
That's it! You're done for!
You're done for! It can't be helped!
It hurts!
But you look like a monster from the front!
At least you look amazing!
It can't be helped!
You can do it!
Anego!
Yes! Anego!
Leave it to me!
You're done for!
It hurts!
You look like a monster from the front!
It hurts!
You can't take it off?!
My nose stinks!
It's not me!
It's me!
You can't take it off?!
It's Yayoi Meian's nose hair!
It's disgusting!
It's not the time for laughing!
Take it off!
Leave it to me!
You're done for!
It hurts!
That's it!
Miyuki doesn't change her face much!
It's disgusting!
That's it!
It hurts!
It hurts so much!
That's it!
Yes!
That's the first one!
Dad!
Yes!
You can do it!
Take this!
Dad!
What? What?
Cleaning lady!
Don't you clean up?
Take it off!
That's it!
The second one!
It hurts!
Miyuki doesn't change her face much!
That's it!
The third one!
You're so stupid!
Who's that?
It's me!
Sorry!
Here, have as many as you like!
Sorry, goodbye!
Get out of my way!
Cleaning lady! Cleaning lady, I'm counting on you!
Cleaning lady! Cleaning lady!
Can you wipe it for me?
How many times do you want me to wipe it for you?
I've never wiped my sweat like this!
Cleaning lady, please!
Leave it to me!
You're funny!
What about a concert?
What are you doing?
It's so painful!
I won't say it!
It really hurts!
It hurts so much!
I won't say it!
First of all!
The first one!
You're the best!
Ouch!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, it's terrible!
Wow!
But move forward!
Forward! Forward!
I can't cut it!
You can't cut it?
Go ahead!
I can't cut it!
Cleaning lady! Cleaning lady!
I can't cut it!
What are you doing?
My wife is eating a snack.
Cleaning lady!
My wife is chasing me!
Hey!
It hurts!
Cleaning lady! You are not a cleaning lady! Stand in front of me!
Stand in front of me!
It hurts! It hurts!
Cleaning lady! Cleaning lady!
Cleaning lady!
Cleaning lady! Stand in front of me!
(Lady, don't get down!)
(We've got a lot of them here!)
(Woman, you can make it!)
(You can do it! You can do it! Lady, here we go!)
(Wait a minute! Please stand behind me!)
(Please look at our lady's guts!)
(Here we go! This is the third one!)
That's it! That's it!
If only I had a face like this in my movie!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Masumoto Hamada! Do your best next year, too!
Don't be so proud of me!
By the way, what did you think of the role I chose for "Matamitai Like"?
Of course it was fun!
This time, I'd like to play a different role for "Matamitai Like"!
That's right!
By the way, next year's "Kochi Seikatsu" will air on January 16th!
Let's spend the last day of the year together!
No way!
Yureru kisana eki
Wakaruyori kanashiyoyori
Akogare wa tsuyoku
Sabishisa to senakaawase no
Hitorigiri no tabidachi
Ugoki hajimeta
Kisha no madome wo
Nagarete yuku keshiki dake wo
Jitto miteita
Cherry blossoms dancing in the sky of Sarajevo