AISubs v3.4
Hello, Director.
We are happy, we are happy.
Happy birthday!
What's wrong with you? You don't seem to be in a good mood.
Oh, that's not it.
I know! You're lonely because Director isn't coming.
Didn't you invite him, Director?
I invited him, but he said he had work to do.
I wonder if he won't come today.
Maybe.
Oh, it's Director!
Merry Christmas!
This year...
I hope you'll always be young and happy!
Oh!
For me?
Thank you!
For me, too!
Is this for me?
I've never received a present like this before.
Thank you, Director!
Merry Christmas!
It's snowing! Let's drink champagne and toast!
Merry Christmas!
What are you doing?
This program is brought to you by Meiden, Lotte, Nestle Japan.
Christmas Eve.
It's finally snowing.
It should be cold on the street.
Boss, isn't today's coffee worse than usual?
That's not true.
Our motto is to keep the same taste for 20 years.
Is that so?
I don't know.
Anyway, it's Christmas Eve. Are you alone?
I broke up with her last week.
I see.
You two seemed like such good friends.
Should I play you a song?
Thank you.
Then...
Christmas Eve.
Does it suit your mood now?
I understand.
Instead of that, let's hurry up and forget about it.
Yes.
Let's forget about it.
Hey!
Are you blind?
Mark!
Come here, you!
What is this?
What is this place?
Is this some kind of countryside?
What is this place?
What are you doing here?
You came here to become a professional golfer, didn't you, Mark?
I don't want to become one.
You came all the way to my apartment so that I wouldn't be late for two and a half hours.
That's what you do every day.
What are you talking about? I can't do anything about it.
You should have done that when you came here.
Are you from the countryside?
A great professional golfer is waiting for you today.
Look at him!
What?
Look!
He's looking at me!
Look!
It's Tommy!
He's laughing!
Tommy!
Hey, Mr. Nagajima!
What's up?
What are you doing here?
Look at him! He's angry!
Look!
Tommy!
What?
Mark!
I came here because I wanted you to be my disciple.
You always come here.
You look like you don't have any talent.
That's right!
Even those guys don't have any talent!
You're talking nonsense!
I want you to look at my mark!
I can't do that!
It's useless to look at it, but you can try it.
No!
Tommy, look at it!
No!
I saw something bad!
Can you open it?
No, I can't open it at all.
I can't open it at all.
What's wrong with it?
It's been over 50 years since I bought that swing.
I think you should quit.
It doesn't change at all from mine and Tommy's.
Look at this.
It doesn't change at all.
You raised the ball with your hand, didn't you?
Look at this.
He's a good man.
It's Monday today, so I don't need much strength.
What's good about it?
What's with this pose?
Left foot, left foot, left foot.
What are you doing?
That's enough.
I'm going to beat you up.
Hey!
It's been over 35 years.
It's been over 35 years since I bought that swing.
Let's go.
It's coming out.
It's coming out!
He's better than our trainee.
Right?
He's better than our trainee.
If you can do it, I'll think about it.
I see.
What?
I can't say it came out. Look.
Look at this mark.
This is the mark.
If I hit it...
it goes like this.
I'll do it.
It's been a while.
What are you doing?
Who said you could do it?
It's not a tee shot.
What?
But you said you could do it.
I can do it.
If you win my mark in one game...
you won't ask me for anything?
I'm a pro.
I'll give you a handicap.
Handicap?
Of course.
Let's do it.
What do you want me to do?
When you say "let's do it"...
I'll do it.
When you say "let's do it"...
I'll do it.
At worst, you can blow it.
Can we start?
You can go first.
I'll do it.
What are you doing?
I saw you.
Really?
I'm begging you.
Do it.
What should I do if I win using radish?
You run heavier than me.
You are radish fighters.
Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me, Tommy!
Hit me!
I hit you!
Wow! You run so fast!
I will win! I will win!
Look at me!
You are watching me while eating radish!
You are great!
Are you a professional?
He is a professional.
How should I hit you?
Wait a minute.
How should I hit you?
Good!
Stop!
Good!
What is this difference?
How about this?
You are great!
I will forgive you.
Forgive me!
You are weak!
You hit me twice and you are the same as me.
Shut up!
What about you next?
I will win if I hit you.
I will win using radish.
I won using radish.
I will win using radish.
Look at me.
Look at me?
Radish?
Look at me.
Mom!
What is wrong with you?
This is difficult.
Yes!
Oh, is it a playoff?
Yes!
This will go in, right?
This will go in, so it's a playoff, right?
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
OK, second hole.
Second hole?!
Second hole is decided.
Here.
Yes.
From here.
From where you are, right?
Huh?
From where you are, right?
Mr. Kyary, how is it?
Nothing.
No, your line is...
It's not as bad as you think.
Give it back, you!
I don't play golf that much anymore.
No, you don't!
I don't like you at all!
Are you OK?
Excuse me, can you give me 10 yen or something?
100 yen, 100 yen.
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'll pay you back.
I know! I'm sorry!
OK.
Not bad.
He's a daikon.
You go in this way after this.
It's all right.
I know you'll jump to the right at a 25 degree angle.
What are you saying?
What do you know?
All right.
You must go in. Do you know?
It's coming out.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Hey, Tommy! Who did this?
Wow!
What is this?
Stop!
Go back. Go back.
What? It's too late. Stop!
Go back! Move!
Stop!
Move!
Stop!
It's moving, isn't it?
It's all right.
OK.
I won by putting this in.
Come on, Tommy. This is the last one.
Chikuwa! Chikuwa!
I was born this way.
Chikuwa!
Wait a minute. I'm sure there is one.
OK.
Go in. Go in.
Wow!
All right!
All right! All right!
All right!
All right! All right! All right! All right!
I win!
I win! I win! I win!
I win!
I did it!
Did you hear what I said?
I didn't know you were human enough to use something like this.
Hey, let's get something.
Let's get something.
Since we're here, let's get something.
Hey, taxi!
No, not taxi.
It's not a taxi.
Let's raise the visor.
It's not for sale.
Really?
Is it for sale?
It's not for sale.
It'll sell soon, though.
It's twice as much as a present.
Raise the visor.
Use something like this.
It looks good.
It's true.
True.
Nakajima.
There's nothing left.
You can't raise it like this?
I'll raise it in the future.
I'll raise my gloves, too.
You can't do it like this.
You can do it.
Give me some pocket money.
That's not it.
You raised your visor.
Excuse me, everyone.
Thank you for coming.
I hope you two don't play golf.
Was it bad?
No, it's fine.
You came.
Who is going to win this year?
First of all, let me make it clear!
It's white but it's black and white. That's weird, isn't it?
This person said it.
It's from Gemma-san in Italy.
Thank you!
Then, let me introduce you!
First of all, from here...
Shirazumi-san's entrance!
Good evening!
Your nose is a little wide, isn't it?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Then, let me introduce you.
Yes! Shirazumi-san, do your best!
This year, too, the ice in Antarctica was white...
Ah, it was white.
I'll do my best!
Be motivated!
Eh?
Be completely motivated this year!
I'll do my best!
But there's a red team, so it's okay!
Then, from here...
Red team-san's entrance!
Women...
You're fast!
You're slow!
Manager!
Say it properly!
I'll do my best!
Ah, thank you!
I'm sorry! I'll do my best next year, too!
Then, let's make it clear today, too!
Today's match is...
This one!
It's embarrassing, but don't be embarrassed!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
You don't like it at all, do you?
Let's do it here!
Don't get in my way!
You're getting in my way!
You guys are crazy!
Let's do it with a net!
I'll explain the rules!
Are you ready?
First of all...
Yes?
There are two options here!
What is it?!
You two can choose whichever you like!
What is it?!
Either one is fine!
However!
Depending on the decision you make later...
You will have to use it!
It's like a game!
All you have to do is judge!
There are 100 judges behind you!
Oh!
Are you ready?
What is it?!
What are you doing?!
It's weird!
Why don't you let them in?!
You can't just say yes or no!
Why don't you let me in?!
Let me in!
Anyway!
Just like a game!
Let's do it!
OK!
The first order is...
Here they are, these two.
Kasato and Gara-gara, right?
Yes.
OK, either of you.
As you like.
He said "either of you"!
Do we have to choose first?
Please choose first.
We'll give you orders later.
As you like.
I like this one.
Then I like this one.
I see.
OK, let's do it!
Here is the first order!
You are a middle-aged knight.
What you have now is an invincible sword!
Now, please fight honestly!
Now, let's do it!
Then, game, start!
I'm scared!
Are you OK?
I can't remember!
I can't win!
OK!
Now, you two.
Which one of you will fight honestly?
Please judge!
Please give your orders!
Oh! 44 vs 56!
Will this fight be useful?
OK!
OK! Let's go to the next picture! Here is the next one!
Well, it's not bad at all.
What is it?
Four sisters and fingers crossed?
What is it?
If it's a fight, it's probably better than this one.
This is...
Eh? Could it be the butt...
Why?!
If you say it like that, it's not bad at all!
Fingers crossed!
OK!
What is it?
I will give you an order now, so please do as I say.
Well, here is the next order!
Your uniform is a glove!
Well, please play catch ball as if you have become a famous goldfish!
Let's do it slowly!
Yes, slowly!
Dangerous! Dangerous!
OK! OK! OK! OK!
Let's go up the mountain!
OK! OK! OK! OK! OK!
How can you take it?
You can't take it like that!
OK! OK! OK! OK! OK!
You can't do it like that!
I always hit my nose, so I always do "wing-how" and hit my nose.
OK! OK! OK! OK!
You can't do it like that!
You're in trouble!
OK! Let's go up the mountain!
Stop it!
So, which one looks like the main mountain? Please judge it!
Susuki!
On!
You can do it, can't you?
I can do it!
You can't do it like that!
OK! Then, here is the next item!
OK! Let's go up the mountain!
Here it is!
This is a hanger and a bullet.
Oh, a hanger!
You're kind of nasty!
What? What?
You're both big and big!
What's this?
For now, you don't need it.
Just say it!
Bullet is OK, isn't it?
OK!
This has nothing to do with you at all!
This, right? These two, right? But the order is like this!
Here it is! Your very cute girlfriend!
Now! As you can see! Let's dance together!
Because you're my girlfriend!
Oh, I can still do that!
See! She's my cute girlfriend!
Now, let's dance and stand out!
Now, I've prepared music for you, so please dance and stand out!
Start!
(Laughter)
The end!
Now, let's give our comments!
(Music)
What do you think?
(Music)
Matsumoto Aki!
(Applause)
Now! Finally!
(Applause)
Here is the last one!
OK!
(Music)
What do you think?
(Laughter)
What do you think?
(Laughter)
What do you think?
(Laughter)
I like this one!
(Laughter)
It's too big! It's too big!
(Laughter)
Put it over there!
(Laughter)
Put it over there!
What do you want me to do?
Now!
What do you think?
(Laughter)
What do you want me to do?
Please stand here.
It's very big, this one.
Yes, it's close. Please stand here.
Now, then!
Here is the order!
You are a climber.
Now, you will climb the steep mountain in front of you and...
Shout "Yamabiko"!
(Laughter)
OK!
Now, are you ready?
Game...
Start!
Oh, I'm scared!
Don't shoot me!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, I'm scared!
No, you didn't do that.
Don't you have a heart condition?
Don't shoot me!
(Laughter)
Why would I do that?
Oh, it's a stepping stone.
What?
A stepping stone.
This one is quite high.
Oh, yes, it's quite high...
It's quite high, though.
I'll do it first.
First?
Yes.
Oh, I'm scared.
Is he really OK?
He's fine.
Now, jump!
Faint. Jump!
Look!
You got it, didn't you?
No, no, it's this one!
Yeah.
Tell me you think you can get it!
I can't!
Jump, jump, jump!
Well, then, stand up and let's go!
Stand up?!
Stand up!
Of course! It's a mountain!
Give me a break, you!
Stand up properly!
I'm sorry, but I'll give you this score!
I'll give you this score!
Oh, he's so happy!
Oh, he's moving so slowly!
Oh, that's it!
There's nothing there!
It's moving this way!
Stand up, stand up!
What?!
Mountain!
Let's give him a mountain!
No!
I want to step on it! I want to step on it!
Is it OK now?
Is it OK now? I'm not the only one who's going up!
I'm not the only one who's going up!
It's a simple story!
You look like a criminal!
No!
There's a lot of applause over there!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's a crime!
If you say it's a crime, it's a crime!
You know it's a crime!
Now, how much is it?
500,000 yen!
Thank you!
Thank you for riding in the opposite direction today!
So, Mr. Gemma of Italy!
Red and white team, this year...
Red team wins!
What? Yesterday?
Oh, it's red.
I still want to play!
Well then, see you next week!
Emergency plan!
First Paper Swiper Grand Prix!
Hello!
It's been a while since you've been out.
It's very nice to be out.
What is today's emergency plan?
Celebrities and paper swipers will gather.
It's been a while since you've been in a car.
It's a simple thing to remind you of the feeling of driving again.
Let's go right away!
First of all, the red team!
Red team!
Thank you!
Let me introduce you!
Stupid! Stupid driver!
The representative driver is...
Have you ever driven before?
I got my license and drove five times in seven years.
Give it back!
Give me back my license!
I had an accident twice.
I only said good things three times.
I thought it didn't suit me, so I quit.
That's right! That's right!
The black team!
I'm glad it's not so cold today.
There are five of you, but who will ride with you today?
You!
You will ride with me?
What are you talking about?
I asked you earlier, but how many years have you been driving?
Five years.
Five years!
He only rode five times seven years ago, but how many times have you ridden?
I've been riding for about a year, but I haven't ridden at all since then.
But you've been riding an automobile for a year, haven't you?
It's an automobile!
After all, it's a training ground today, so I'll go manually.
The last one is the lucky family team!
I was dancing with my dad earlier.
And it was a lucky family team, but your family is like this now.
It's like a parent and child team.
Is Lucky riding today?
It's me today!
Lucky went to the teacher's office earlier.
A little before that happened.
You can't say that!
How is it?
Did you quit on the way?
I quit on the way.
I see.
It's a secret!
Do you have a driver's license?
Yes, I do.
Do you usually drive?
No, I don't.
Is it your paper?
It's my paper.
I had an accident.
And I've been riding since then.
Why do you talk like that?
Everyone, please take your time on this course.
There are many gates waiting for you on the right side of the course.
Clear them well and come back quickly!
Let's go!
Start!
Let's start with the lucky family team!
Ready!
Goodbye!
Look at the brakes!
The brakes are off!
What the heck is this?!
You're really trying to make me do it!
Why are you putting wipers there?
What are you doing out of nowhere?!
- Gear. - Gear?
Isn't it more to the right?
- Don't be nervous. - I won't do it.
- You're really good at it! - I won't do it!
Masayoshi Sakamoto
Put it in
Masayoshi Sakamoto
What is it?
The gear is off
How is it?
Don't use it
Masayoshi Sakamoto
Handle it
What are you doing?
No no no
Release the brake
Masayoshi Sakamoto
What's going on?
Masayoshi Sakamoto
What's going on?
Hurry up and run
Come on, move forward
Go forward
Hurry up and go forward
Go forward
Masayoshi Sakamoto
Go back, go back
Go forward
Masayoshi Sakamoto
Go back in
It's no use
Masayoshi Sakamoto
Come in
What? What?
I don't know, but can you give me your account number?
No! No!
I'm a traffic officer.
Traffic officer!
I'm a cameraman.
Oh, I can go!
Go! Go! Go!
I know! I know!
Go! Go! Go!
Oh, wait!
It's right!
Oh, I can't do it!
It's so heavy!
Oh, you stopped it!
It was so heavy!
Now, the last one!
The line-up!
Please line up there!
Who's going to do it with such a good spirit?
It's a line-up! It's a line-up!
You know, it's really...
Left...
It's narrow...
It's narrower inside!
No, it's definitely...
It's definitely not enough!
Go! Go! Go!
The end!
Now, first of all, Yoshimoto Industry Team...
7 minutes and 34 seconds...
Huh? 7 minutes and 34 seconds and 46 seconds!
Yes!
Samazon-san!
Yes, yes!
Second place is T-backs!
Yeah!
Second place...
T-backs Team, get ready!
Let's go!
What's going on?
No. 2!
Hurry up!
I'm a professional.
Watch out!
Come here!
Is he stupid?
Think of something!
I was scared!
I'm scared!
Last 10 rows!
I can't get in!
The transfer location is not bad.
It's good there.
Let's get in there.
I'm scared!
Time's up!
8 minutes and 48 seconds!
1-0!
So close!
The Yoshimoto Industry Team has won a little, but I think they've won a lot.
They've won a lot.
It's about time for the last team.
Dad, are you okay?
I'm okay.
You're okay?
You look like you're about to get sold.
Ready!
I have to open it.
Something just flew.
OK, this way.
I'm coming, old man.
You always say "old man", old man!
OK, OK, OK.
Let's press the brake.
One, two, three...
OK!
What do you mean "OK"?
Is this a house?
The clutch...
I got it!
The roof is also taped.
The top is also taped.
The morning has come.
That's right.
What are you doing?
Dad!
Dad, you opened the trunk.
It's very fast, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
Oh, good!
Once more!
Oh, it stops!
Stop!
Brake!
Brake! Brake!
Yes!
Thank you very much.
Stop!
The wind is coming!
The last one!
The fuel tank is also open.
It's funny!
Time's up!
It was beautiful!
It's been a while since we've seen you driver like that.
Rack.
Now the team is leading.
16 minutes, 59 seconds, 05 seconds!
The record is the lowest.
Now, the thing is...
Leaving aside the fun of it...
Yes, yes.
Since it's a record...
Yes.
7 minutes and 34 seconds and 46 seconds...
The winner is Yoshimoto Kougyo-kun!
I won.
Chidashiro-kun and, by the way, this father...
He has a driver's license.
He has one!
He does.
Father, what did you think of today's program?
Today's program? No, it was very interesting.
The second time.
Will you do it again?
I would like to do it again.
Today, the father is the current champion.
The first champion.
I understand.
And with that, we will end today's program.
Thank you very much!
You and you, go home!
(birds chirping)
(upbeat music)
(audience laughing)
STYLIST
Thank you for your hard work.
Can I do it?
What?
What do you want me to do?
I don't know what you want me to do.
You're a ninja, aren't you?
Don't call me a ninja.
Why not?
Don't make me do it.
I can't do it.
Don't say that.
Hiroshi, I'm counting on you.
Don't make me do it.
Why are you so slow?
It's raining.
What?
It's raining.
It's not raining.
I'm here.
Don't make me do it.
Go home.
Don't make me do it.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
We're having a meeting.
We don't have time.
Don't make me do it.
Please speak properly at the opening.
We don't have time.
We're here to meet you.
Is it a mission?
Can we do it here?
If you keep talking, we'll go in.
Don't make me do it.
Are you okay?
- What's going on? - Are you okay?
- The camera is rolling! Be careful!
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
You're annoying!
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
- Shut up! - I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
And in the first corner...
- It's about young Amano. - Yes.
- Amano, you can give us some hints. - Yes.
You can give us some hints.
- You want me to give you some hints? - Yes.
What is this?!
It's raining! It's raining!
- It's not raining! - Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
- Are you really going to kick me?! - It's okay, it's okay.
Ui-chan, Ui-chan, let me go! Let me go!
- It's okay, it's okay. - Don't touch me!
- Go home!
- It's raining! It's raining! - I'll kick you!
- It's raining! Stop it! - I'll kick you!
Don't get angry! Don't touch me!
- Well... - You're acting like a high school student.
If that phone doesn't connect to your phone and you draw it...
...what happens?
If it doesn't connect, I'll...
- Until it connects... - If it doesn't connect, I'll...
Hey, shut up!
What's wrong with you?!
Don't do things you don't know! That's only for emergency cases!
You're laughing in front of the TV now, but it's only for major events!
If you can't connect, you can't connect, right?
Yes, we can't connect.
Let's choose another one.
You can't even clap your hands.
Oh, I see.
But you can give us quizzes.
You can give us simple things.
What?!
Oh, my!
I'll dance with the person you love and shine on you.
Give me your gentle smile.
But please don't forget that I'm here.
Dancing makes me feel like I'm drinking alcohol.
But please don't take my heart away.
And please leave it for me.
Just one last dance.
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