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Hiroshi.
Huh?
What?
What are you talking about?
Oh, you're already here.
I'm here. It's been 30 minutes.
Don't say "no" to me.
No, no, no.
Give me back.
I'm already popular.
Popular, my foot!
Don't say "no" to me.
You go.
I'm late.
I'm late because you're late.
Don't say "no" to me.
You said you'd give me 30 minutes.
I'm late.
We've been talking about New Year's.
New Year's?
Yeah.
So what are you gonna do?
We can only celebrate New Year's Eve.
What are you talking about?
Who are you celebrating it with?
That's why I'm here.
You're kidding me.
It's impossible.
What?
I'm here.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're wrong.
Please forgive me.
It's okay, it's okay.
You, put your hand out!
Let go of me!
Are you making me cry?
I'm sorry!
Why are you doing this?
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, get out!
Hey, hey!
It's not a small deal.
But you know.
I'm telling you, we can't sell it.
- Selling it? Sell it? - Sell what?
Sell it and do it for me.
- It's tough. - I know.
- Just do it for me. - Do what?
Just do this show.
Get out of here!
What are you doing?
The rest of you, come here!
Stop it! Stop it!
I can't take it like this!
You, Gyoroji, are you a salesman?
Salesman, salesman, very salesman now!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You had it well!
I'm sorry!
It's rare, right?
I'll do it.
And the commercial? Do you have a commercial?
No.
Let's shoot a commercial.
What kind of commercial?
Lotte's. Lotte's.
Again?
Why not? It's fine.
It's fine, but...
I'll do it.
Do it.
If you do this, you can take a day off.
Can you take a day off?
Take a day off.
It's OK.
What are you doing?
Are you OK?
You are a terrorist!
What are you doing?
Don't look!
I don't know! We don't have much time!
We don't have much time!
What are you doing?
Sorry.
You don't even have a day off in New Year's Day.
We don't have a day off in New Year's Day.
What are you wearing?
What is this?
I don't know!
What are you doing?
What is this?
It's just a picture.
It's not a picture!
Good afternoon!
You only have a day off in New Year's Day, right?
Yes, you only have a day off in New Year's Day.
Are you going somewhere in New Year's Day?
No, I'm not thinking about it right now.
You're not thinking about it right now?
Yes.
So you can take that day off.
For how many days?
For three days.
You only have three days.
Three days?
It's okay.
You can give me more days.
It's okay.
I'll adjust your schedule.
I'll adjust it.
It's okay.
I'll tell you.
I'll give you this.
What is it for?
This is for you.
The one you were talking about.
What?
The one you were talking about.
What?
The one you were talking about.
Just do it for me for once.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Let's do it for real this time!
For real!
For real! For real!
Musujirou Kingdom
Good morning!
Kato Animals, long live!
Today, we are in Musujirou Kingdom...
Look, we are in Hokkaido.
We have come to Musujirou Kingdom to welcome our guest, Mr. Musujirou.
Good morning!
Nice to meet you.
This is a wonderful place, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I have a question for you, Matsumoto-san.
Yes?
Do you know what animals are most afraid of?
No, I don't know!
That is... humans!
Humans?!
That is why, when you interact with animals, you should be open-minded.
I see.
This is number one, isn't it?
Yes, I understand!
Now, from earlier onward...
That cute squirrel...
Yes, yes...
This is called "squirrel Yoshiko".
Yes!
She is a very timid person...
She quietly approaches...
Yes!
I'm sorry!
Mr. Muzugino, are you alright?!
Are you alright?!
Are you alright, Mr. Muzugino?!
I'm an old man!
I'm an old man of a woodpecker!
I understand what you are saying but...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Mr. Musashino! Mr. Musashino! Are you OK?
Mr. Musashino!
I'm fine!
Oh, you are fine!
Who are you?
Oh, you are...
Oh, you have an elephant!
Oh, an elephant... It's a baby elephant!
It's a baby elephant, old man!
It hurts! It hurts!
Oh, it's wonderful!
With an animal...
Isn't it fun?
Wow! Wow!
It's fun!
Well...
Today, I broadcasted a live broadcast...
It's fun!
Next week...
I will definitely broadcast again!
Next week...
I will definitely broadcast again!
Ham-chan's Monthly Review
There's some material in it, though.
And with that, today's guest is Ham-chan's Monthly Review!
What do you do on your days off, Raidon?!
Well, I just hang around at home.
That's tough work!
So, Ham-chan, I'd like you to request a song you remember.
- Well, there's a lot. - Okay!
When we were in middle school, we all sang "Until The Day We Meet Again".
Fine! Okay!
Let's hear Ham-chan's song "Until The Day We Meet Again"!
Until The Day We Meet Again
You know, you can't be an entertainer anymore.
I'm not an entertainer.
You can't be an entertainer anymore.
You have to win with all your strength.
I can't do that.
There's a man who can beat you. Come here.
Where are you going?
Here, here.
I'm sure you can beat me.
I'm sure you can beat me. Call me like that.
Justice reform.
Not here, not here.
What is this place?
Excuse me!
Speak louder.
Excuse me!
I'm warning you. Stop it.
Are you okay?
Don't say it out loud.
I'm begging you.
Shut up and stop it.
I'm warning you. Stop it!
I'm telling you to stop it. You're wearing shoes.
I'm warning you. Stop it!
You're annoying.
What are you doing?
I'm telling you to take off your shoes.
I'm taking off my shoes.
You can't take off your shoes.
What are you doing?
Beat him! Beat him!
Mother! Mother!
Beat him! Beat him!
Beat him!
You can't beat this guy!
Beat him!
Mother!
Stop him! Stop him!
Beat him!
Stop him! Stop him!
This guy moves fast!
Please!
Wait!
Beat him! Wait!
Beat me!
How about you?
Hey, listen up!
What's up?
Who's talking like a comedian?
My son, Mark!
Mark and...
Fight me!
Are you stupid?
Fight me!
My son is strong!
I'm sorry, but I can't do that...
No, you can't!
You're talking like Segiho Machi!
Stop it! Stop it!
Why can't you do it?
You can win!
You're talking nonsense!
You're always like this!
Even Koumi has punch power!
Then let's try it!
What are you going to do?
Hit me with my body!
(Laughter)
Put on your underwear!
(Laughter)
Ah, this one! This little one! Mr. Sasaki!
Fujiwara!
Fujiwara! Fujiwara-kun!
Fujiwara! How old are you?
Eleven years old!
One, two, three!
Wow!
I'm sorry!
You're making me do this!
But I, Omar-kun, will fight Fujiwara-kun!
Fujiwara-kun! Fujiwara-kun!
Dad's not a pro-wrestler, is he?
It's Fujiwara-san!
Is it because you're so old?
Then, both of you!
Then, both of you! Bow!
Osu!
Please!
Kamaeshi!
Kaeshi!
One! Two! Three! Four!
OK?
How? What? What do you mean OK?!
Watch out!
I can save my face!
I don't believe it!
What? No way!
No way! Is it that strong?
All right! I'll do it!
Start!
I won't hide it.
Ouch!
OK! OK!
Are you from Gujira High School?
No, I'm a fifth grader.
Fifth grader?
I can't do it.
Are you a fourth grader?
No way!
OK! OK!
Let's do it!
I can't do it.
Let's do it!
Start!
Hey! Everyone, look! It's raining!
Wow! It's embarrassing!
Hey! It's raining!
Everyone is so cool!
Sasaki-san, Sasaki-san, let me take a picture!
Right? I'm the one who's forced to do it.
Sasaki-san, please bring me some green onions.
No, but green onions are good, right?
Right!
Especially in this season, everyone!
Please take a lot of nutritious things!
Like this, right?
I'm sorry!
Everyone, I'm sorry for making you practice!
Thank you!
Well, do your best in your training!
Do your best!
Well, if you don't do it well, you won't be able to do Yoshimoto Kogyo later!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
It's okay!
I'm going now!
This segment is a battle of life and death between Matsumoto and Hamada in order to add black and white to the consultation you have received from everyone.
Good evening!
I will introduce you today as well!
My pen name is Yomehan Koaide Kosuda.
I am a salaryman who is too thin-skinned, but when I was young, it was during the pre-war period of "Beatles" and "Rolling Stones".
Both of them are heroes who are hard to pin down.
Judge Kouhei-san, which one is greater, "Beatles" or "Rolling Stones"?
Hmm, that is indeed a question.
Then, let's make it clear in this segment right now!
First of all, this is "Rolling Stones"!
Gen-gen-no!
Satisfaction!
I don't know this at all!
You don't know the original form, do you?
I don't know the original form at all!
I can feel your will to impersonate!
Ah! He's impersonating! He's impersonating!
Am I doing it right?
No, you only look ugly.
I'll do it quickly!
But today, Miku will fight on behalf of you, right?
Yes, that's right.
Good luck!
Now, please welcome...
"Beatles"'s entrance!
This is my producer, Sato-gata.
What's with you?
This is ridiculous!
Isn't that Yamao Kainari?
Is Yamao there?
I'll do it!
John!
Today, John will do it on behalf of you!
John will do it!
Good luck!
Ah!
Ah, you hit me!
You hit me!
Are you okay, John?
John is okay.
Ah, John is okay!
I understand!
Then, today's battle is...
this!
"Pull-Out-Legs-Add-Legs-Touch-Legs-Game"!
I'll explain the rules.
Yes.
From now on, we'll put various things in this box.
Yes.
Today, you'll touch it with your legs!
Yes!
You know it, right?
Yes!
It's harder to touch it with your hands, so you have to do your best!
If you don't, you'll get something scary from the audience.
Yes!
Do your best!
You know it, right?
I know it!
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
Ah, you're kind of ugly.
You bastard!
No, you're ugly.
Miku-san!
Do your best!
What are you doing?
Ah, well...
Yuzu-san, let's start with Rolling Stone-san.
Yes!
Ah, there's a lot of standby.
Ah, can I see it?
Yes.
Ah...
Now!
What?!
Rolling Stone-san's problem is...
this!
*cheers and applause*
What is that?!
I absolutely hate this!
And with that... Mikuru Yama-san, is it okay?
Hey, wait up!
No, I'm not waiting up!
Hey, wait up! Hey, wait up! Are you going to bite me or something?!
Yes! So, you know...
I think it's better to touch it hard and hard!
You know...
You know... How do you say it...
It's okay for your skin to stick out, right?
What do you mean it's okay?!
Kirito-san!
Shh! Shh!
Okay, then let's have you touch it right away!
Let's have you touch it!
Go!
Hey, look at me!
Hey, don't do that!
Don't touch me!
But you know...
It's pretty automatic!
Hey, look at me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey, don't do that!
What do you mean you can't do it with both feet?!
Hey, there's a lot of things you want to do!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
There's a lot of things you want to do!
Kirito-san!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Time's up!
Okay, then, Lorin-san!
Yes!
Please give us the answer!
Let's see...
Saboten!
Correct!
Okay, then, let's move on!
Here is Kirito-san's question!
What? Are you bad?
I'm not good with heat.
Well, let's have you touch it.
Touching time...
Go!
Wow!
Is this it?
This is it?
Yes.
Touch it! It must be big!
Wow!
What is it?
What?
What is it?
Wow!
I'm really bad with heat.
You're good! Touch it!
Why are you doing this?
It's already on fire.
What are you doing?
It's on fire!
Face forward and touch it!
Why are you doing this?
It's on fire!
Wow!
Ouch!
What is it?
Ouch!
It's on fire!
I don't know!
What is it?
What is this sound?
Here's the solution!
You can lift it up yourself.
Here it is!
Wow! It's scary! It's scary!
What is it?
You guys are too scary!
I'm pretty good with heat.
You can lift it up yourself.
I can't do it at all!
If Jonathan is correct...
Penalty game...
Go!
I'm scared, too!
Me, too!
I'm sorry.
We're all scared.
Now...
Here's the question for "Rolling Stones Reenactment"!
Rolling Stones Reenactment
What the hell is that?
Hey, stop looking at me like that!
Hey, hurry up and turn it off!
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey!
First of all, you!
Go!
One step forward and kiss me!
No, I won't.
Wait for me!
I won't!
Hurry up!
Be gentle!
Huh?
Be gentle!
It's okay!
I won't!
I won't kiss you!
Why would you kiss me if you're going to be like that?
I won't do it anymore!
My duo has always been like this.
Since a long time ago!
What do you mean "touch me"?
There's no use!
I avoided this and came this far!
I won't do it anymore!
You won't do it?
Yes.
You won't do it, right?
I understand!
Then let's see the answer!
The answer is this!
I can't see it at all...
Rolling Stones, you can't do it!
Penalty game, go!
It's hot and scary!
I still can't remember it!
It's scary!
Okay, then!
The last question!
Please do your best!
The last question is this!
Drink it!
I'm fine! I don't have any wounds!
You don't like it, do you?
No, it's like a carnivorous animal.
I'm fine!
Now, it's "touch-down" time!
Go!
Isn't there something full of eyes in there?
I don't think there's anyone who goes like that.
One foot.
Something hit me!
It hit you, didn't it?
Something hit me!
It hit you, didn't it?
What is this?
It's hot.
It was a little warm!
It's hot!
OK, OK, I have a hint!
A hint!
A human!
It's a human!
You!
A human's chest!
Someone help me!
Help me!
Who is it? Who is it?
What's up with you?
I suddenly got strong!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
But I got strong!
If you bully one person, one person will protect you!
What?
If you hurt one person, one person will attack you!
Two people!
Yes!
Where?
Two people!
Yes!
I got it, too!
Really?
OK, let's start with Beatle-san!
Please give us the answer!
Beauty pair!
If you bully one person, one person will protect you!
Nice to meet you, Stones-san!
The answer is...
Daisuke Hanako!
So close!
OK, let's see the correct answer!
The correct answer is these people!
Please show us!
What's up with you?
Oh, you surprised me!
How can you come out of there?
OK, so...
What's up with you?
Please tell us your experience!
Thank you very much!
Oh, I see!
OK, so...
Beatle-san and Rolling Stones-san didn't get it, so...
Let's see the correct answer!
Please show us!
Beatle-san and Rolling Stones-san didn't get it, so...
Let's see the correct answer!
OK, so...
Today, Rolling Stones-san won because of one pair!
So, Rolling Stones and Beatles...
Stones-san won!
To your left!
This week's virtual target!
Now! Entry number six!
A work by Imada Koji, and the title is...
Transform!
I'm not a bad guy!
Transform!
Akaranger!
Kouhakuranger!
Takanotsume!
Thank you very much!
Kouhakuranger!
Good evening!
Thank you!
Today...
Kokushikan...
Kokushikan University...
Drinks...
Sounds good!
Yes!
No, you're talking about drinks!
This is Drinks!
Drinks!
We just came from the entrance...
We're all idiots!
Today...
We're all...
Drinks...
Yes!
We're all sportsmen...
Yes!
We can't even make our dreams come true...
Yes!
We live in a small room...
Yes!
But we can make our dreams come true!
I see!
We play games...
And we make our dreams come true for each team we beat!
Why is that?
I don't know why we chose this place...
I don't know either...
Let's go!
It stinks in here!
What is it?
It's a misunderstanding...
Yes!
We're going to use this hallway...
Yes!
And we're going to...
Yes!
Play a game...
Shall we?
That's what it is...
We're in a room now...
Yes!
There are six rooms on both sides...
Six rooms on each side...
And we're playing against each other...
I see...
We're playing against each other...
I see...
That's what it is...
Everyone!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Get in line!
Hey! Line up! Line up!
Hey! Whoever wants the other room, this way!
Hey! This room! Line up this way!
Now we're going to have both teams fight together.
If you win...
...if you have something you want us to make happen, just say it here, and we'll do theängoooo be right about it.
About my team's serious story,
everyone's not ugly or manly,
so we don't have a bad temper.
The first hope is...
...a test.
I knew it would end up like this!
- The first hope is... - The first hope?
- The second hope is... - The second hope is...
...if it doesn't work, we'll do a peek.
- We'll eat sushi while riding a bus. - OK! Let's do it!
- Let's ride a bus and eat sushi! - OK.
- Have you ever eaten fugu? - No, we haven't.
- When we get back, we'll... - Eat a lot of things.
- We'll eat all of it, including fugu! - I want to eat it!
- He's swimming! - I want to eat it!
First round
- Mr. Sapporo will go first. - Yes, sir!
- As you can see... - Yes, sir!
- ...we're connected by ropes. - Yes, sir!
- Please connect us. - Are you connected? - Yes, sir!
- He's trying to get his opponent's team into his room. - I see.
Let's go for the first round! Get ready!
I can't hear anything!
I can only hear his voice!
I can't get up.
I lost.
Look at me.
I'm behind the bed.
I can't get up.
(screeching)
(laughter)
And now...
This side won!
Three-to-one!
You're putting up a tough poster again!
(laughter)
What are you talking about?
(laughter)
Three-to-one, three-to-one!
You're putting up a tough poster again!
What's up with you?!
Three-to-one!
Oh, this side gets points!
Three-to-two!
The winner of this game is...
Three-to-three!
What?!
(cheers and applause)
One-on-one draw!
(music)
What shall we play?
Um...
Move-out War.
Oh!
What do you mean?
(laughter)
Look at this room facing you.
For example, look over here.
Yes.
This room.
It's dirty, isn't it?
(laughter)
Well, you know, over there you've got a fridge, a TV, books...
Yes, yes, yes.
...and clothes.
This room is also dirty.
Yes.
So it's like this.
Yes.
So this team will go to that team's room...
Yes.
...and bring their luggage...
Yes.
...over there.
Over there.
They'll bring their luggage over there.
So this room will be switched.
It will be switched.
Now, then...
Yes.
Jump into the other team's room...
Yes.
...and bring your luggage to your room!
Why do we have to do that?
(laughter)
Because we're moving out?
Yes, I understand.
Please bring your luggage from your room to your own room.
Let's go!
Ready!
(whistle)
(laughter)
It's funny!
(laughter)
It's funny that it's so big.
(laughter)
It's a good one!
It's the power of young people.
It's amazing!
Yes!
It's funny!
(whistle)
Okay, that's enough!
How is it now?
The first two rooms here,
a big one was going back and forth.
Yes.
It's getting interesting in terms of picture.
Wow, look at that erotic book!
The erotic book under the bird will be a big one!
Don't hide it!
I guess they're doing it.
Look at this!
Is that one over there?
Those two are over there.
The one over there, the cupboard!
And these two, too?
Take them back.
Oh, you want to take them back?
Yes, those two.
Yes.
It's quite a big one.
Yes, it is.
So this one is...
This one.
Yes.
What's that thing in the back?
It doesn't matter.
Huh?
What's that thing in the hangar?
Is it Broger-chan?
No, it's not!
It's like a projector!
Shut up!
Well, as for this match...
This one is...
Quite...
Yeah!
You bastards are watching!
What's that?
The one over there.
That's the one over there.
What's the one over there?
The one over there.
And one more garbage can over there.
The one over there.
The empty box over there.
The pot over there.
Nice!
I see.
This match is also...
This one wins!
This one has two points.
Next, this one.
This one is from over there.
Which one?
You guys are so meticulous!
You guys are so small-minded!
You guys brought a bath set!
This one wins!
Two to one!
Next, this one.
But it's amazing!
This room...
I hate this room the most!
Which one is from over there?
All of them.
All of them?
This one is amazing!
This one is also from over there!
This one wins!
Three to one.
How about this one?
TV, wardrobe, fridge...
Video, deck...
All of them, right?
That's right.
This one wins!
Next, this one.
Which one is from over there?
TV, table, cardboard...
Kotatsu, table...
All of them.
TV and...
Oh, this one is amazing!
This one!
This team wins!
But the total points are...
But the total points are four to two!
Four to two and...
Shirase's team wins!
All right, well...
- Nice to meet you. Mr. Mazo. - Yes.
- Please. - What?
- Show me, you bastard! - Sorry, sorry.
- That's it for today. - That's it for today.
- I hope my dream will come true. - I hope it will.
- So, Mr. Mazo, Hiro's team won. - Yes.
- What did you want to eat? - Well, I said I wanted to eat "nozoki" or "fugu".
- Well, we'll give you two. - We'll give you two, so...
- We'll give you "fugu". - Right?
- We'll give you this. - Yes.
- Let's eat "nozoki" together. - Yes.
- Hiro's team... - Yes.
- "fugu" "nozoki".
- We'll give you this. Congratulations! - Thanks.
NOZOKI
FUGU
Did you come up with that?
NOZOKI
FUGU
NOZOKI
FUGU
NOZOKI
Every product in this wagon is 1,000 yen!
Service time for 1,000 yen!
Starting now!
Welcome! Welcome!
Every product is 1,000 yen!
1,000 yen!
Wait, you bastard!
You bastard!
You bastard! I came first!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
You bastard!
I won't forgive you!
You bastard!
Beauty Beauty
Beauty Bear
Beauty Beauty
Beauty Bear
From you...
I am...
A youth with no regrets in life!
A youth that runs around!
Beauty Beauty
Beauty Bear
Beauty Beauty
Beauty Bear!
Idiot!
Thank you very much as always.
No, no, no.
Other hotels don't make me feel at home.
They're not interesting.
If you say so, we'll be late for dinner.
No, no, no. What are you talking about?
Well, let's start with dinner.
No, no, no. It's fine.
We can do dinner later.
Oh, right.
We don't need it yet.
Not yet?
Yes, yes.
I'll call you later.
All right.
Well, enjoy your dinner.
I'll call you when I'm hungry.
Thank you.
Ah!
Yes!
The character has changed!
Thank you.
I beg you, for 21 yen, 13 yen, 34 yen, 12 yen, 110 yen...
For 34 yen, 12 yen, 110 yen...
34 yen... how much?
For 12 yen, 110 yen...
- Yes! - Yes!
- 190. - 190!
- Yes! - Yes!
I beg you...
For 21,212 yen...
For 21,110 yen...
For 31,012 yen...
For 101 yen...
For 2,200 yen...
For 12,110 yen...
For 13 yen...
Wait a minute.
One, one, two, one, two...
- One, one, two, one, two... - Tuna?
Hurry up!
How many 9s are there?
Four 9s.
Then 12,110...
12,000?
2,000!
2,000?
Yes.
2,000 what?
1,110...
1,100...
1,110...
1,100...
It doesn't fly!
What's flying?
1,110...
My head is flying!
Then?
1,300...
Ah, I've got it!
2,800...
78,759...
78,759!
Yes!
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(Laughter)
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(Laughter)
Okay, let's go!
Yes.
Okay!
It is a problem of Goetz and Ekanshi's own.
(Laughter)
There is a triangle ABC in the dictionary.
AC is eight centimeters.
BC is twelve centimeters.
CD is nine centimeters.
If each ACD is equal to each ABC,
look for the area of ​​the line part that makes AD a diameter.
The circumference of the line is three point one four.
Yes!
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I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
(Laughter)
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I don't know!
(Laughter)
It can't be helped!
(Laughter)
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Ha!
No, it's not!
(Laughter)
What?
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