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This is the first time for you to stay in this room three times.
I like it.
Thank you very much.
Put it down.
I'm sorry, but...
What is it?
The condition of the TV is strange.
I don't watch TV!
You should watch it.
No, it's fun.
It's fine.
Hurry up.
Excuse me.
Here you are.
Thank you.
It's spacious here.
What's going on?
Huh?
Today...
I'm hungry!
Hey! Young man! Young man!
Young man! Young man!
Ha!
That's all you can do!
Okay!
Yah! Ha!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
(cheers and applause)
This program is brought to you by Nestle Japan, Nisshin Foods, Maiden, Lotte and P&G.
(Applause)
Good evening.
Now, let's have a hot special meeting today.
(Applause)
Now, let's go, judges and teachers.
First of all, I, in front of you, Mr. Matsumoto, judge.
(Applause)
Now, I, in front of you, Mr. Imadakoi.
(Applause)
Today's guests are the three of you!
(Applause)
Good evening.
Do you know this segment?
Yes, I saw it on TV.
You wrote it.
Yes, I did.
I'm glad you saw it.
No, not at all.
Today, I'll tell you something.
What is it?
So far, we've had quite a lot of people.
Of course.
Today...
Well...
What?
Is it okay?
Well...
There are no monsters.
(Laughter)
Once a week, there are monsters.
Today, there are no monsters.
Everyone, nice body.
What is it?
(Laughter)
Anyway...
Yes.
Let's have a good time.
(Applause)
Let's go!
Today...
The evil mothers...
What?
(Laughter)
The evil...
(Applause)
Now, let me introduce you.
Entry No. 1 is...
Young Sui-sama.
Sui-saito-gei to 86-95-94.
Marriage, discrimination, remarriage, divorce and a dramatic life...
She is the mother!
(Applause)
Entry No. 2, Yamamoto Sakiko-san.
Weight class is 82-58-83.
She runs a beauty salon in Hachioji.
She is the mother! (Applause)
Entry No. 3, Hatake Amaseki-san.
Weight class is 75-58-78.
She is an actor-opera singer of "Sake to Pachinko", "Koyona Pies" and "X-2".
(Applause)
Entry No. 4, Ozuki Noriko-san.
Weight class is 90-68-94.
She is a mother of "Bunny Girl", "Karaoke" and "Gansou".
(Applause)
Finally, Entry No. 5, Ota Sezumi-san.
Weight class is 80-63-90.
Her hobby is "karaoke" and "arashi".
She lives a carefree life.
She is the wife of the president of "Naniwa".
(Applause)
Entry No. 4, Noriko Morinoga-san.
Weight class is 80-63-90.
(Applause)
She's getting smaller and smaller.
Well, that's...
Dance, too. Help me!
This kind of dance is...
No. 1 is big, isn't she?
She's big.
But her style is...
She's big, isn't she?
Well, then, let's start with the questions.
Yes.
How much of a villain you are?
I see.
Yes.
Please tell me how much of a villain you are.
Yes, No. 1.
Well, I love my job.
Yes.
I left my family and my husband.
Yes.
Now, I run a shop in Toyota, a city of cars.
(Laughter)
I didn't know you were like that, Ms. Toyota.
I was thrown out!
Don't you do housework?
I only did housework.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
I see.
No. 2.
Well, I broke up with my husband three and a half years ago.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, we were still together.
Oh, your husband.
Yes, my husband.
I wanted to be a villain thoroughly.
No, why do you think like that?
No, no.
Well, I had an affair with my mother.
In that sense.
Oh, you and your husband.
Yes.
Well, you were already fighting with your mother.
Yes.
Because we haven't been together for six years.
Oh.
Well, by now, I think my mother's broken boobs are leaking.
(Laughter)
Oh.
(Laughter)
Oh, I'm sorry.
I understand.
(Laughter)
What's up with you?
(Laughter)
I drink a lot of sake and pachinko.
Yes.
I drink quite a lot.
Yes.
When I drink sake, I drink five or six cups.
Oh.
So my husband went to a Filipino woman.
Oh, you know a lot about Filipinos.
Yes, I do.
I see.
With sake.
Oh, no. 4.
I say pretty harsh things with selling words and buying words.
I see. I understand.
No. 5.
Well, I don't think I'm a bad student at all.
(Laughter)
What I'm trying to say is...
Yes, yes.
Well...
(Laughter)
I say I'm a bad student, but...
Yes, yes.
Well...
I go to karaoke three or four times a week.
Yes.
And...
For breakfast...
Yes.
Well, I haven't made meat for fifteen or sixteen years.
Yes, make it!
(Laughter)
I haven't seen you make it in the morning.
I'll make it myself.
Oh, your husband is good at it.
No, he's good at it!
(Laughter)
It's your job!
No, no, no.
It's about that.
No, it's...
(Laughter)
It's enough for you!
Oh, is it?
Yes, another one!
Yes!
Well...
The first one is...
Yes!
Are you Mr. and Mrs.?
(Laughter)
You...
Why do you say that all of a sudden?
No, the first one.
Are you Mr. and Mrs.?
I say that, but...
That's...
I often make mistakes in shops.
Oh, you do?
Yes, maybe because I look like Masayuki Watanabe...
Oh, you look like him!
(Laughter)
I think I have a big body, too.
Oh, you make quite a lot of mistakes in shops.
I do.
Your voice is like a woman's, isn't it?
No, of course it is!
(Laughter)
Do you like high-pitched voices?
Oh, for now, yes.
Oh, I see.
The second one is...
Are you Mr. and Mrs.?
(Laughter)
Are you Mr. and Mrs.?
Are you Mr. and Mrs. Kaito?
Mr. Kaito is here as well.
Oh, so that's it...
No, it's not!
So it's not?
Anyone else?!
Me!
Uhm, among these mistakes,
anyone who thinks that they're really good at dancing - raise your hand!
Me!
Thank you very much.
Which one of you is number one?
What are you doing?
No, it's fine, it's fine.
Yes, excuse me!
Number two, please come in!
Oh, that's enough, that's enough!
No, that's enough, that's enough!
That's enough, that's enough!
I understand.
Lastly, number five, please come in!
Mambo.
Huh?
No, no.
Okay!
You're not saying "mambo" with your own mouth!
It's not "mambo" at all!
That's a good way of saying it.
Normally you say "mambo" cheerfully.
You don't say "mambo" like "mambo"
Another one!
Yes, yes.
The fifth one, I heard you were invited by a famous person.
Yes, I was.
Who was it?
At Okama bar.
Okama bar?
Yes, I've been there for half a year.
You've been there for half a year?
Yes, with Carcel Magui-chan.
You're a woman!
I'm a woman, but please deceive me.
Yes!
You're not a bad person, you're a bad person as a human being.
I don't know if you're saying it or not.
There are various reasons for being a woman.
I'm a woman, but because I'm a man, I'm doing my best for my life.
It can't be helped, right?
Yes, it can't be helped.
At that time, you were invited by Wakahara Ichiro.
He's passed away now, though.
Wakahara Ichiro.
He's passed away, though.
That man is this.
The second person also went to Okama bar, right?
The second person?
Yes.
Was it your first time?
No, I was managing.
Okama bar?
Yes.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Now, before you look forward and say your name,
you danced earlier, but now let's look at you one by one in a sexy pose.
Now, let's start with number one!
Stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up, hit the bar and go!
What are you doing?
Number two, go ahead!
Hey, hey, hey!
You're so cool!
Don't pay attention to a talent like you!
Number three, go ahead!
You're so cool!
What are you doing?!
A little more. Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
I'm not using it.
You're not using it? You don't need it?
Now, number four...
What is it? What is it?
Go ahead.
Bunny-chan.
What are you doing?!
Okay!
Now, number five...
Go ahead!
What are you doing?!
What are you guys doing?!
Amazing!
It's the same as my underwear!
But your bodies are soft, ladies and gentlemen.
Amazing!
It's great, isn't it?
Amazing!
Now, shall we begin?
Ladies and gentlemen, please turn around and say your name and age.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please go ahead!
Wakasugi Hisako, 42 years old.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please go ahead!
Yamamoto Sakiko, 46 years old.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please go ahead!
Katakya Masetsu, 50 years old.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please go ahead!
Onuki Noriko, 48 years old.
Now, finally, ladies and gentlemen, please go ahead!
Ota Tetsuri, 53 years old.
It's the softness of human tendons!
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please go ahead!
Now, from first to fifth, which one of you is the most adorable mother in the Grand Prix?
Now, then, the special "Which one of you is the most adorable mother in the Grand Prix?"
Please show us your cards!
Two, five, five, one, five!
That means...
Ota Tetsuri is fifth in the Grand Prix!
Thank you very much.
Now, we have one more thing for you, Ota-san.
One more thing for you.
Are you three from Ribon?
We have prepared a stage show for you.
Yes!
We have prepared it for you.
What kind of stage show?
You guys have prepared it for us, haven't you?
Yes, we have.
In Hong Kong...
In Hong Kong?
Yes.
At that time, we prepared it for you.
Stage show?
Yes.
What kind of stage show?
Drama!
We have prepared it for you in Harajuku, too.
Yes, we have.
We have prepared it for you in Nagoya, too.
Wow, you guys are good at talking.
What kind of stage show would you like us to do for you?
Well...
You have very beautiful legs.
So, we would like you to take good care of them.
Thank you very much.
This is a reward for you.
Yes, this is a reward for you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much for being with us.
This has been Ribon's stage show!
Thank you very much!
Get in position!
Ready!
THE END
Now, the match of fate will be decided by both parties.
How about it? Will the commentary interfere with it?
Mr. Trump and Ms. Pence, please come forward!
The words I send you are youth without regret.
Youth that runs around.
BEAUTY BEAUTY
BEAUTY BEAR
BEAUTY BEAUTY
BEAUTY BEAR
BEAUTY BEAUTY
BEAUTY BEAR
Now, next up is entry number 53!
SACRAGILLE!
Ugh!
It's hot!
Give it to me!
Hiding in the dark
We are monsters and humans
- It's hot! - It's hot!
- Tongue! - Tongue!
In the dark...
- I know it's weird, but... - Yes, yes.
What are you doing?
- No, no, I'm just in the way. - You're covering the stage.
- No, no. - I'm happy you came to see us.
- If we have this many audience, we'll be excited. - Yes, we'll be excited.
- But we have to do our best. - We have to do our best.
- But lately, we've been on TV a lot. - Yes.
- We can talk to people even if we walk in the city. - The power of TV is amazing.
- I think it's amazing, too. - Yes.
- I'm always walking in a small place. - Yes, yes.
Mr. Bebu! Mr. Bebu! I always watch you!
- I'm happy. - I'm happy.
- There's no such word.
- No, I have a lot of them, too.
Mr. Bebu! Mr. Bebu! You're thinner than you are on TV.
- I'm happy. - Yes.
- I'm happy. - I'm happy.
- I look a little fat on TV. - I look fat.
- I don't have a tongue. - You do.
- You did say it. - Yes, yes.
I always watch you, Mr. Kitaro!
You're wrong!
Hmm, that's a good way of putting it.
But if you're going to talk to one person, you need to have your own answer.
Of course.
So if you say something that has personality to it, I've thought of something.
Oh, really? Then I'll call Bem.
Go ahead and call him.
Bem!
Hmm, what is it?
I'm sure she'll be happy.
Is there anything for Bella-chan?
I think...
Let me call her.
Bella-san!
Bella's mouth is painful!
She looks painful!
On the contrary, fans will be happy!
Will they be happy?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can't say anything wrong.
I can't say anything wrong.
Let me call her.
Oh, Bella-san!
Bella's mouth is painful!
What are you talking about?
Bella's mouth is painful!
We must make money!
If we become popular, Yume will become popular, too.
When we're doing this world, we must make money.
Yume will become popular.
I want to ride a car.
A car!
I want to ride one!
It's a luxury car!
The car I want to ride is...
BEM...
Oh! Nice one!
- Would you share them with me, Maruo? - Of course.
What about you, Bela?
- Me! - Yes.
- I only want Bela... - I only want Bela...
...to share 'Belaari'...
- 'Belaari', 'Belaari', 'Belaari', 'Belaari'... - Please share me one.
This word is good!
This is good!
- What about you, Bela? - Me?
I also only want Bela..
- You're thinking... - I'm thinking...
Go ahead and say it!
- Only Bela... - Only Bela...
Youkai Line
This is ridiculous!
Youkai Human
"Taito Human Custom Style" latest and latest special!
It's fun!
What do you remember?
I did it 23 times.
23 times...
It's finally the last week.
Once this is over, I'm interested in how this new segment will change.
That's right.
I'm already thinking about it.
Is that so?
I'm going to turn this old man into a robot.
You did it!
You did it before!
What's with that face?
Actually, since it's the last episode...
You're the hero of the last episode.
I thought of it.
I'm an amateur. I don't know why I did it.
You can't do that!
I can't.
I'm going to show Hikaru's real form.
I see.
Hikaru is transforming.
He's transforming into a human.
I see.
I'm going to show Hikaru's real form.
I see.
That's why we're not doing it today.
I can tell just by looking at you.
I worked hard.
Let's go.
Customized Human
The last episode special!
Customized Human
Hikaru...
What is it?
Hikaru!
Hello, hello!
What is it?
No, no, I just came to hang out with you.
Can I sit with you for a bit?
Sure, sure.
Wow! You're having a good life!
Yeah, yeah.
How did you know where I live?
No, no, I just asked!
Can I sit with you for a bit?
Sure, sure.
Oh! Here, here!
I brought some dumplings from South America.
Here you go.
Really?
You like them, don't you?
Oh, thank you!
This is amazing!
What is it?
Oh, how nostalgic!
These are my friends who live next door.
Oh, these?
Oh, I see.
What were you like when you were young?
Oh, well, I guess I was...
I think I was in my twenties or something like that.
Oh, before you had plastic surgery?
No!
You're wrong!
You're definitely wrong!
What's wrong with you?
You're wrong!
You're young!
Look, you have such a big face!
What's wrong with you?
You're wrong!
This is definitely wrong!
If you say things like that, you're not young anymore!
You have to go to the office and do all of that yourself!
That's what I'm saying!
You're right!
Do you have anything to drink?
Oh, sorry.
What do you want to drink?
What do you have?
Dumplings!
Let's eat them.
Okay.
What do you have?
Beer!
If Hikaru-kun were to drink...
Then I'll drink too!
What's wrong with you?
Are you drunk or something?
Oh, it's autumn leaves!
Autumn leaves, autumn leaves!
This is good!
Yeah.
I'll take it, I'll take it.
Oh, this is for you.
Oh, thank you.
Man, you came all the way to my house. I'm so happy!
No, no, it's just...
Huh?
No, it's just that it's autumn right now, so...
It's not really cold, is it?
Oh, I see.
Well, it's cold...
Yeah.
No, no, it's Hikaru-kun.
Yeah.
Since you came all the way...
Yeah.
Thank you!
Oh, I'm so happy you came all the way to my house!
Thank you for coming all the way.
No, drink up!
Why are you getting mad?
No, no, no, no!
Drink up!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Drink up.
Oh, my God!
No way!
Hikaru, you're awesome!
Thank you!
You're awesome!
I mean it!
You're awesome!
You know...
Hikaru, thank you!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Thank you! Thank you!
Hikaru, you too!
No, no, no!
Hikaru, you too!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Thank you! Thank you!
How is it?
What?
Huh?
Hikaru, you have red eyes!
Huh?
I know, right?
Hikaru, you're awesome!
Awesome! You're really awesome!
Lanpei's dumplings are delicious!
What are you doing today?
Why?
No, no...
Actually...
Well...
Are you going to the countryside?
Yes!
Are you not going back to the countryside?
What?
Did you hit me in the head?
Why did you hit me?
Huh?
Why did you hit me?
Why did you hit me in the head?
I don't know...
Are you really going to the countryside?
Is there something wrong with your house?
Let me sleep for a while!
It's red!
Gargo!
Is there something wrong with your house?
Yes, yes, yes.
What's wrong?
Well, my father...
Yes.
For my father's work...
I have to go home for a while.
I feel lonely without you.
Anyway, will you come back soon?
No!
I don't know what will happen.
Maybe this will be the last...
I don't know if this will be the last!
I'm sorry for being loud!
I'm drunk!
Well...
What did we meet in the beginning?
That was... you know...
When you became a pervert...
No, Hika-kun, right?
When you became a pervert and fought me...
Was that your first encounter?
Yes.
I miss it!
Pervert!
Hey, wait a minute!
Where is my hair clip?
Where is my hair clip?!
Damn it!
This is the worst!
Mr. Misao!
Ah, I want to go to Disneyland!
You're right!
Hey, you're really popular with porpoise.
You're a bad dog.
Henshin!
Drink up!
Do you know me?
Stop it!
Damn it!
Well, a lot of things happened.
I guess I can't say goodbye now.
It can't be helped!
This is goodbye!
I came to say goodbye to you!
Damn it!
I...
Who the hell is he?
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry, but I can't find my seat.
Please come again. Thank you very much.
Mr. Goku, don't you think you're drinking too much?
Shut up!
What do you mean "custom"? Get out of here!
What's wrong with you?
Shut up and get out of here!
Calm down, Mr. Goku.
You can find a new seat, right?
Shut up!
You know how I feel about you, don't you?
Get out of here, Mr. Goku!
Shut up and get out of here!
I was a little scared.
What's wrong with you?
Hikaru!
Don't make a fuss in my store.
Why are you so calm, Hikaru?
What are you talking about?
Hikaru!
You can't say that.
Shut up!
You know how lonely I am, don't you?
You'll be alone forever!
No!
Die!
You're still alive.
What are you going to do?
Hikaru!
Don't go!
Stop it!
You!
Stop it, you bastard!
So...
I'll give you my last reply!
Retreat!
Retreat! Retreat!
What's wrong with you?
This is the last battle, isn't it?
No! This is the last real me that I have ever imagined!
This is the last battle! Whether I cry or laugh, this is the last one!
Whether I'm sad or happy, this is the last one!
Do you know what you should do?
No, I don't know.
You should drink sake!
Now, drink sake!
But, wait!
Hey!
You finally calmed down!
What are you talking about?
Gargol!
What is the last battle?
The last battle?
Yes!
The last battle is...
Sorry, Gargol is still a little drunk!
The battle is...
But before that...
Commercial!
It's the last game!
Ping-pong battle!
Today is the last game.
We will fight with ping-pong.
I see!
But, it's different from usual ping-pong.
Look at this!
Like this!
But, it's different from usual.
Look at this!
Now!
Without fighting, the one who loses...
Oh!
There is a penalty game...
called "I want to see your feelings one more time!"
If you lose, you lose!
Sounds good!
Now, let's start the game!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Are you going to take the top one?
Of course!
I'm going to take the top one!
Now!
All right!
I didn't laugh like that in the past!
I did! I did!
Okay!
You are really something!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Now, Gokira will serve!
Please pass me the ball.
Is it better to serve?
Yes, of course!
Let's go!
It's hard!
Get ready!
Start!
You're annoying!
You!
Why did you pick me up?
You do it!
You!
Stop it!
Don't do it!
But it's moving, it's not a rule!
Now, choose!
Result!
Good morning!
Don't say "good morning" all the time!
End!
Result announcement!
High kick! High kick! High kick!
Make your choice!
High kick! High kick!
Call out to me, and say "high kick"
He said it, lol
I'll kick you in the back
You, too!
You're dirty!
I'm not dirty! I'm just moving!
All right, then! Choose a song!
"Osaka Dream Tour"!
Choose a song!
"Begin"!
Now, choose a song!
"Osaka Main Event"!
Let me go!
Wait, Kisaru!
Give me your hand!
Take it!
Goodbye, Kisaru!
Don't do it!
Hey!
What do you think?
Next time...
Next time, let's do it like this!
Let's do it like this!
Let's do it like this! Let's do it like this!
What are you doing?
Okinawa!
What are you doing?
It's time!
What?
I have to go!
There's no time left!
I'm sorry.
See you later!
Let's meet again somewhere!
Bye-bye!
THE END
Brother!
Yes?
What are you thinking about?
Nothing.
You must be thinking about Killer.
Did you say goodbye to him?
Let's change our mood and turn on the radio.
When I get out of bed at night, I'm surrounded by a nice illumination and the noise of the city comes into my mind.
The broken angels of love are bathing their bodies in a green wind and mixing a fruity melody with a psychedelic one.
Tonight, I'm going to listen to a request from Bob Killer Jr., who is also known as "The Crying Exhausted Man".
When you sing this song, I remember those days like a dream.
Do you hear me, Hikaru?
We cried and laughed and sometimes got hurt, but those days were shiny and dazzling.
I always believed you would be happy.
Hikaru, you're leaving me, aren't you?
But I won't cry anymore.
You know why, don't you, Hikaru?
Our days of war aren't over.
We've just begun.
From "Johnny's Number" to "Games Days"...
Goodbye...
Hikaru...
Hikaru!
The trees are shaking...
But...
I'm a little man...
Come on, come on, come on, come on...
Take my hand...
Don't be cold...
Let's run...
Come on, come on, come on, come on...
Come on, come on...
Take my hand...
Don't be cold...
I'm not cold!
You're crying!
I'm not cold!
I won't cry!
You're amazing!
I still feel amazing about losing.
I'm sorry, but...
What? Johnny's number?
What a request!
If only there was a better song!
Wow, that's amazing.
You were also really drunk, weren't you?
I can't drink like that.
Why would I invite a woman to my house and drink?
You were drinking, weren't you?
You were f**king drinking.
No, I wasn't! I'm done with it!
I'm done with it!
I told you I'm done with it!
I'm not done with it! It won't start from now on!
What are you talking about?
You don't know?
Well, we've been doing this happily for only half a year.
Yes, yes.
Next time, look forward to it.
This program is "NETFLIX Japan".
Thank you for watching.
That's all for today.
This has been "KASUMI" and "THE LATEST MEMBER SPECIAL"!