AISubs v3.4
I'm sorry that only this room is open.
No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine here.
Yes, it's fine here.
You know, even if you wash this room, even if you wash it, ghosts will come out.
Oh, is that so?
Weren't there any when you stayed the other day?
No, there wasn't anything.
Oh, really?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, I'll go get a towel and some tea.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Um, is it really okay?
Yes, it's fine! It's fine at all!
Yes, it's fine in this room.
Is it really okay?
Yes, it's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
While people who don't know Japanese laugh at me anyway.
I was asked to make a joke about a proverbial Japanese man.
I laughed at him.
And I laughed at many things.
I was told that I'll die if I don't laugh.
So I laughed instead and I burned myself.
It was first time for me.
But I laughed a lot and I'm done.
Snowy night
This program is brought you by Nissin Food, Meiden, Lotte and...
P & G, Kirin Rivaledge.
Thank you!
Today, we will show you a special performance of "My Himei" only for those who are good at dancing.
First of all, I would like to introduce my teacher.
Mr. Azumoto Hitoshi!
Hello!
Next, I would like to introduce Ms. Juno Narumi!
Hello!
Mr. Ikago Ishii!
Hello!
Next, I would like to introduce Mr. Sekine Tsutomu and Ms. Takahashi Karu!
Hello!
It's been a while.
Yes, it's been a while.
Karu-chan!
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming.
I know you don't come here often.
Yes.
Do you know this show?
I always watch it.
Do you always watch it?
Yes.
How about you, Sekine-san?
I sometimes watch it.
Sometimes you watch it?
Yes.
You are honest, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
There are good times, aren't there?
That's true!
I love this show!
I love it!
This show is like Okamera, isn't it?
What do you mean?
It's full of flavor.
It's full of flavor, isn't it?
That's why I come here often.
You come here often, don't you?
Do you come here often when you are not interested in this show?
Yes, I do.
Please evaluate this show today.
Of course!
Please ask us more and more questions.
I understand.
Karu-chan, thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Now, let's go and meet our guests!
Here is today's Mymaker-chan!
Now, let me introduce them one by one!
Entry No. 1 is Ichiko Hatabana-san!
Entry No. 2 is Hiroko Torimoto-san!
Entry No. 3 is Takuma Kimagure-sama!
Entry No. 4 is Yami Wato-san!
Entry No. 3 is Moriyama Keigo-san! She is tall and weighs 92kg, 66kg and 95kg.
She lives in Awamori and Odori, Korea, and is a badminton player in South Korea and Okinawa!
Entry No. 4 is Yokota Nongo-san! She is tall and weighs 92kg, 66kg and 90kg.
Her nickname is "monno-chan" and she is a policewoman who has lived in Shoumin-desu.
Entry No. 5 is Shiobara Ayumoto-san! She is tall and weighs 92kg, 64kg and 94kg.
She is a fashionable wife of Osaka and lives in Akihabara.
Let's give them another round of applause!
Entry No. 5 is Yokota Nongo-san! She is tall and weighs 92kg, 66kg and 90kg.
Entry No. 5 is Shiobara Ayumoto-san! She is a fashionable wife of Osaka and lives in Akihabara.
Entry No. 5 is Yokota Nongo-san! She is tall and weighs 92kg, 64kg and 90kg.
I think you all have your own dance that you are good at. Could you show us your dance?
Very good. Now for number two.
Go ahead!
It's a dance from my hometown. I've been dancing since I was little.
Thank you very much!
Now for number three.
I'd like to dance with Okinawan kachashi and suisei.
Here I go.
Hi, old man!
That's enough!
I'm sorry!
You're very light.
Now for number four.
I'm from S.K.D. so I can dance anything in the world.
But today I'd like to dance with S.K.D.'s signature line dance.
Let's see you dance!
Ta-da! Pull!
The fifth person!
Yes!
Yes, please show us your specialty in dancing. Go ahead!
I used to be in Takarazuka a long, long time ago.
Huh? Where?
I met a young man under a year old in the same generation as me.
Huh?
And today, I'm going to do "Sumire no Hana".
Yes, please go ahead.
When I met you under "Sumire no Hana", I still love you.
You don't like it?
Yes, thank you very much!
Well, you all are pretty good, aren't you?
Yes, would you like to ask another question?
Yes!
Yes, Akaru-chan!
The second person!
The second person, yes!
Well, it seems that you are often asked to be the host of karaoke contests.
Yes!
Could you show us how you host them?
Yes!
Yes, please go ahead!
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
Today's special guest!
"Singing and hosting a play", as you already know, has a good vocal ability.
From Amagasaki, Osaka...
Downtown Hamada Masatoshi!
Thank you for coming to see us sing!
Ah, you're good, you're good!
Is that how you're usually treated?
That's right, I'm in a good mood today.
You're in a good mood!
That's how it is.
Now, another one.
For example, if the earth is destroyed tomorrow,
will you dance with that feeling?
If the earth is destroyed tomorrow,
will you dance with that feeling?
Now, number one.
I want to be embraced and die by the person I love.
That's how it is.
That's easy for you.
Now, number two.
You're good, you're good!
What are you doing?!
You're good, but...
Now, number three!
No way...
I see.
Now, number four!
Ah, the earth is spinning!
Ah, I'm spinning too!
Now, number five!
I want to be embraced and die by the person I love.
I don't get it!
Now, number one to number five.
Please strike a sexy pose for us.
Let's see how the judges like it.
Now, let's go!
First of all, number one, go ahead!
What are you doing?!
Yes!
Now, number two, go ahead!
What are you doing?!
I see.
Number three, go ahead!
Oh!
Oh! She's undressed!
She's undressed!
Number four, go ahead!
Aha!
Yes?
Daddy!
Yes?
Yes!
What have you done?!
And last but not least, number five, go ahead!
Oh, not so soon!
Ooh!
What, are you going to eat that?
Okay, now the ladies in first and fifth place.
Look forward and say your name and age.
Let's start with first place.
Mitchiko Hakamada, forty years old.
Number 2, please!
Himagari Okusa, Morimoto Hiroko, 45 years old, 54 years old!
Stop it!
You have no guts!
She's 45 years old!
She's 54 years old, right?
I'm sorry, excuse me.
No problem!
Number 3, please!
Moriyama Keiko, 45 years old.
Number 4, please!
Yoko and Nobuko, 48 years old!
Yes!
Now, last but not least, number 5, please!
Shiogara Eiko, 64 years old!
Now, let's see...
What kind of a mother is a high-end video game mom?
Now, teachers, please show us your numbers!
Go ahead!
4, 3, 5, 4, 4!
Which means...
Number 4, Yoko and Nobuko!
Thank you very much!
What are you doing?
Now, Yoko and Nobuko, please show us your numbers!
Today, especially for you...
Segine and Kaori Takahashi will dance with you!
Now, please come up to the stage!
Anyway, this is...
Today's guest, Segine's teacher...
Will be dancing with you.
What kind of dance is it?
It's a simple dance.
My version of the dance...
It's called "the dance of joy".
Is it a crumbly dance today?
That's right!
It's called "the dance of joy".
You have to keep smiling...
Your face has to be smiling?
Your face has to be smiling.
I think your smile is perfect for the dance.
With a smile...
In my version of the dance...
You have to keep doing like this...
With a smile...
Now, please play the music!
Segine-san, please come up to the stage!
[Cough]
That's good. Keep it up.
More energy!
That's all for today.
While we're dancing, we say goodbye.
Thank you!
That's all for today!
That's all!
Thank you!
This is in front of the Supreme Court of Justice.
The defendant Hoshino, who has been charged as the perpetrator of two rape cases in a row,
has pleaded not guilty for 20 years.
The judge is about to give his verdict.
Hey! Who's there? Who's there?
Who is it?
Tell me what it means.
Who is it?
When Hamako returned to Hana-cho,
she regained her previous vigor after six months of hard work.
Please hurry up with the cooking!
Okay!
Oh, Takemi-chan!
Can you come over here and teach me how to wash dishes?
It's okay.
We can't go out and play when we're busy like this, can we?
I'm sorry.
I'm impressed.
Besides, Chiyo-san...
I'm jealous!
It's because Hamako-san is back and everything is going well!
Hey, hey!
If you have time to talk about unnecessary things, move your hands!
Yes, sir!
Are you listening to me?
Don't just stand there.
Why don't you help us a little?
That's right.
What are you going to do about it when you become the boss of Hana-cho in the future?
Don't say that.
The boss of Hana-cho is you, Hamako.
I'm just a nuisance.
Sister, I don't think you're a nuisance.
That's right.
Hamako is worried about you...
Mom! Do you also think of me like that?
That's enough!
How much longer are you going to be a nuisance?
If you don't like me that much, you should pack up and leave this house!
Yes, I'm leaving!
Wait a minute! The boss is not serious about it!
It's better for you not to have me in your house!
Sister!
What are you going to do, Mom?
I don't know!
Shiro!
Are you satisfied now, Hamako?
If I leave, this Hana-cho will be yours!
Why can you only think like that?
This Hana-cho belongs to everyone who works here!
Don't say such beautiful things!
Wasn't your goal to own this shop from the beginning?!
Idiot!
Sister, you're wrong!
Hamako is not that kind of person!
Mio...
I'll give you this shop.
I understand.
Chiyo-san, I won't stop you anymore.
But...
Please take only this with you.
What is this?
It's your name tag.
I had saved up money for you to pay you.
It's not much, but please use it for something.
It does have my name on it.
But I can't accept this!
Chiyo-san...
Hamako-san, we'll be taking our leave now.
Thank you for your hard work.
We'll be going too.
Thank you for your hard work.
Hamako-san, isn't it useless to wait any longer?
You're right.
Shio!
I...
I've been thinking about it, but...
There's nowhere else to go.
Forget it.
Come on in.
I'll make you some hot tea.
Hamako...
What is it you want to talk about?
Actually...
Shio came back for me.
What?!
But... Shio!
I'm sorry for being so selfish.
Please teach me how to dance again.
What are you talking about?!
This is Shio's house!
Shio, you finally learned how to dance.
Yes.
From now on, I'll teach you everything about Hamako.
So...
Are you going to start over with Nakai?
That's right!
Everyone, thank you for your support!
I'm so happy!
Hamako...
From now on, please take care of Shio as Nakai.
I refuse.
Hamako...
Shio...
I want you to teach me how to dance.
I can't do that!
No, Shio...
From the beginning...
I wanted you to teach me how to dance.
Please accept it.
If there's anything I can do...
I'll help you with anything.
Hamako...
Thank you!
Hamako...
Thanks to you, this flower is now in full bloom!
Oh, I'm so happy!
Sister, you can do it!
Leave it to me! Leave it to me!
Leave it to me!
This is terrible!
What's wrong?
Hamako's father died in the tea party...
What?!
THE END
Dad...
A murder case that suddenly attacked Hana-cho, which seemed to be in full swing.
Hamako sank into deep despair before her father's changed appearance.
Good morning.
I'm sorry about the other day.
When I got home...
Oh, it's fine.
I apologized to you.
Oh, really?
I'm sorry about everything.
Oh, it's fine.
You didn't come today?
Oh, really?
Well, I left a letter for you.
Can you read it for me?
Read it for me.
Can you read it for me?
Yes.
Can you read it for me?
Can you read it for me now?
Now?
Yes.
You didn't come today.
You're a big fan of mine, aren't you?
To Mr. Hamada...
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
When I think about it...
All I've done so far...
It's just a hindrance to your work.
From now on...
I'd like to support you in front of the TV.
Because I...
If you hate me...
What's up?
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
What's up, Dag?
You came here without asking.
What's up?
Why did you come here?
No...
Just...
Can you take a picture of me?
I've already taken it many times.
The other day...
I accidentally...
Well...
How you doing?
I am tough.
So, anyways, Eleanor Rigby, well...
When we were young... Well, when I was young, I stole my father's record collection.
I stole it from the shelves of his record collection to go sell them and buy records I like.
So, the first record I bought when I sold his records was "Revolver".
Wow!
Yeah, good record.
Yeah, anyways, so...
So I thought we would play for you something off of "Revolver" and this is "Eleanor Rigby".
That's a good story.
Nice story.
Thanks.
Eleanor Rigby
Father McKenzie writes him the words of a sermon that no one will hear.
No one comes near or look at him work,
donning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
What does he care?
All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
All the lonely people, lonely too, they all belong.
Hello, this is Unicorn.
Good evening.
It's already in the newspaper.
I think many people know about it.
Unicorn is going to disband.
The reason is...
I've been active with Unicorn.
I made an album and did a tour.
In my previous work "Spring Man" and others...
It's not a complete work.
I don't have a goal, but I have a sense of accomplishment.
So I decided to disband.
I decided to disband.
That's why.
So...
Our band "Unicorn" is going to disband.
This program will end today.
Thank you for your kindness.
So, everyone...
Goodbye.
Thank you so much, God of Hermes.
Such an expensive gold axe and silver axe...
Thank you so much! I am so happy!
Damn it! Why did that ugly man get...
...a gold axe and a silver axe?
All right! God of Hermes said...
...God of Hermes said...
God of Hermes said...
Please give me a gold axe and a silver axe.
H-hurry up!
G-gold axe and a silver axe...
What are you doing?
Don't separate the colors!
What are you doing?
I dropped something, so I'm looking for it.
Be careful!
Don't drop things!
It stinks!
Which one is it? I saw it!
You don't know!
Which one is it? Tell me!
It should be there.
This one?
No!
What's that?
Are you going to drop it?
No, you go away.
Why?
You'll find it yourself.
What did you drop, Yuina?
An axe!
An axe?
You haven't seen one lately.
I don't know.
If you go away, I'll look for it myself.
Where is it?
What?
Where is it?
I don't know.
You do it yourself.
You go away, too.
You know it, too!
You know where it is, don't you?
Where is it?
Point it out!
What?
It's over there.
Where is it?
It's over there.
You don't know it, do you?
It's over there.
Point it out clearly!
It's over there!
Where is it?
It's over there!
What are you doing?
You're so stupid!
What's wrong with you?
Why did you do that?
You're so nostalgic!
Hey, Baku!
What?
Do the butt kick!
I told you, do it!
You're so stupid!
Come on!
Come on, Baku!
Come on!
Ouch!
My leg's stuck!
What's wrong with you?
My leg!
Are you all right?
My leg!
Are you all right?
Okan, are you okay? Okan!
You want to kill me, don't you?
Wake up! It's not time for you to sleep! Wake up!
Wake up!
Today is the last day of this skit!
Is that so?
But we can't end it like this!
We're going on location!
Don't say things like that!
We're going on location! Hurry up and get off!
Now?!
The studio is about to blow up!
Of course!
We're going on location!
This is the 21st episode.
This week...
What is it?
No, let's continue.
What?!
This week...
That's good.
Let's continue with this week's hero.
This week's hero is...
"The Bed"!
Yasuyosuke Adachi.
High school, third year.
This week's hero is...
"The Bed"!
Now...
Let me tell you about his special move.
Yes, yes.
He doesn't have a special move like this...
But you can only look up!
You can't win?
No, no, no!
That's not true!
Ah, you can look up and still win?
He's strong enough, right?
Yes.
Feature!
His personality is positive and cheerful!
What?
When he runs...
He's a cool kid like Issei Fubi!
When he meets people...
When he's sleeping in bed...
Even if he sweats...
He's already sticky!
That's a stupid joke!
That's not true!
"The Bed"!
"The Bed", right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, let's watch it right away!
Please watch "Kaito Ningen Customical"!
But you never know about people's lives, do you?
I can't believe that old man died like that.
I'm glad you took care of him.
Is she going to be okay?
I hope so.
No!
Aros always said the same thing!
Wait a minute, uncle. I'm sorry, but I'd like you to clarify your relationship with her.
My relationship with her?
What are you going to do if something happens to Aros's child?
Are you crazy?
Aros said that he would give everything to her when he was alive!
I don't think an uncle like you would say such a thing!
What do you mean?
Huh?
What do you mean?
Huh?
Who are you?
Did you say I was lying?
Did you say that?
No, no.
Dad! Dad!
Dad.
What's wrong?
You lied to me. You're a liar.
No, no.
Um...
My daughter said you're a liar.
You're a liar, too!
No, I'm not lying.
Dad!
Um... I'm not saying you're lying, but for now, please leave me alone.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Yes.
Even if you say that, you're not going to give me your property, are you?
Property?
Property.
No, no. I don't care. But for my daughter's sake, I...
Ha! Ha!
So that's what it was about!
In the end, you're after money, aren't you?
You're not going to give me anything, are you, you bastard?
Are you going to riot?
No, no. I'm not going to riot!
Dad! Dad!
Dad!
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
Dad!
What's going on?
Dad!
You're going to bite me, aren't you?
Dad!
It hurts!
Die!
Dad!
Are you my dad?
You're crazy!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're crazy!
If you do like this...
I'll...
Dad!
What's this?
You lied to me!
Transform!
You said this!
Transform!
What?
Hey!
Don't make fun of me!
When I sleep in bed, my body is already sticky!
Come on!
This is what we can do today!
So, what is it?
Isn't it good?
What?
It's easy.
Stop it!
Come on!
Today's game is this!
Both of them!
Utta Uji Ball Game!
Stop it!
Don't do it!
Stop it!
Rasbal!
Go!
The rules are as follows.
Each time you lose, you have to play a very boring penalty game.
That's right.
Please pay attention to it!
Now, let's play the game!
I'll take it!
The one with the most points in the end is the winner!
Yes!
Please do your best!
I have to take it, right?
Yes, you have to take it first!
Rasbal!
Stop it!
Rasbal!
This is the first penalty!
Ready! Set! Go!
Next year is this!
Set!
Go!
Such a roughness!
Girl!
Boy!
Recently, your phone is off.
Your phone is off.
Open more! Open more!
Girl!
Call me!
Show me more of your cheek!
More!
Show me more of your cheek!
I'm sorry, girl!
Finish!
(Music and sound effects)
This is what you want!
You're alive now!
I was burned!
I don't want you to call me "brother"!
You're not cool!
Let's play again!
Wake up!
Let's go!
Wake up!
(Laughter)
Do you know how to do it?
Ouch! Ouch!
You idiot!
Ouch! Ouch!
Professor, go forward! Go forward!
Ouch! Ouch!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Damn it!
Ouch! Ouch!
In the end, the party was messed up.
I'm the only one who can wear my uncle's uniform!
Brother!
You felt the same way!
Here you are!
Uncle! Uncle!
Zabit, you're too good!
It's only natural for me to lose!
Give it up!
You didn't lose!
You won!
What do you mean?
Then what?
No matter what I am, I can't lose to a killer beam, can I?
Even if you're blown away by a killer beam, you'll still lose.
Then, what is "orororora" and "basha basha"?!
Is there no other way to deflect your last killer beam?
Without that, I'm not doing anything wrong!
Stop talking about that story!
All right, you've got a thousand people.
Yes, please.
First of all, here!
Enjoy!
Miki Tanbayashi, 3rd year junior high school student.
"Ochanoshimi".
I see.
The transformation method!
"Ochanoshimi! Ochanoshimi!" Donald transforms with a loud voice.
However, this hero used to be bad,
so people around him mistook "ochanoshimi" for "ochanoshimi",
and sometimes they mistook "otanoshimi" for "otanoshimi",
and suddenly said weird things and felt sick.
This program was brought to you by Nisshin Foods,
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and P&G Kirinbi Village.