AISubs v3.4
Yamato! Yamato!
What's up, G-Power?
We're approaching the third building in Shinjuku!
What?!
All right, let's go straight to the scene!
G-Power, let's go!
Got it! Let's go, Mr. Cho!
Let's go, Koagen!
G-Power!
I can't do it!
This program is brought to you by...
...Nisshin Shokushin...
...Maiden...
...Lotte...
...and P&G.
G-Power!
What's wrong with you?
Let me introduce you. First of all, my front judge, Mr. Matsumoto Hito.
Hello!
And finally, Mr. Nijio Taoyama!
Hello!
I'll do my best today!
These people! Mr. Saijo Ideki and Mr. Komatsu Chiyo!
You look like you're shaking.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you for having me.
Today, we're doing a special feature about beautiful people.
That's nice.
Your style...
It's nice.
What's with that face?
Is it really nice?
It's nice, it's nice.
It's nice when it's nice.
You can tell by looking at me, right?
Yes.
It's pretty nice.
It's tight!
No, but...
Your back is really pretty.
It's pretty, isn't it?
And your cheeks...
I'll judge that part.
Thank you for coming!
Today's "Necessary Beauty People" are...
Please, please, please!
Let me introduce you to the people!
Entry number one, Erika Nakayama!
Entry number two, Yoko Nakato!
Entry number three, Yoko Nakato!
Entry number four, Yoko Nakato!
Entry number five, Yoko Nakato!
Entry number six, Yoko Nakato!
Entry number seven, Yoko Nakato!
Entry number eight, Yoko Nakato!
Entry number 85, 65, 85!
Entry number 90, 90!
Today's "Beauty People" are...
The girls of "Tri-Con"!
Entry number three, Karako Naijou!
Entry number 85, 85!
Entry number 96, 96!
Today's "Beauty People" are...
The girls of "Tri-Con"!
Entry number four, Yoko Nakato!
Entry number 80, 87, 90!
Today's "Beauty People" are...
The girls of "Tri-Con"!
Entry number five, 65!
Entry number 70, 63, 80!
Entry number 75, 63, 80!
Today's "Beauty People" are...
The girls of "Tri-Con"!
Today's "Beauty People" are...
The girls of "Tri-Con"!
Now that we have the five of you here, the judges and teachers, please ask your questions.
Yes, Chiharu-chan, go ahead.
Is there anything you have gained from becoming unmarried?
Now, from the first person, is there anything you have gained from becoming unmarried?
Yes, things I thought about a lot and getting picked up a lot in the car.
When did you start talking about that?
Just recently.
Now, from the second person.
Yes, because I can pick up things.
Everyone wants to eat your matcha too.
You look like you're going to start drooling.
Is that so?
Now, from the third person.
Since I can do things I like, jazz dancing, Japanese martial arts, table tennis, making cakes, pachinko, night snacks...
What is that?
I still have more, but I'm going to stop.
What is that smell?
You said you can do things you like.
Yes.
Now, from the fourth person.
When I want to eat, I eat. When I want to sleep, I sleep.
Now, from the fifth person.
Yes, I'm a little lonely, but I'm not being held up.
Also, a lot of men come up to me and say...
You're so young.
Now, from the first person.
You have an earpiece in your back, don't you?
It's ugly!
It's not even your own hair!
I'm sorry, it has nothing to do with the content of the story.
It's ugly!
Now, from the fourth person.
Yes.
Now, from the fifth person.
When I looked at you from behind, I thought you were Ikaria Chosuke.
It's ugly!
I'm sorry, I understand.
I'll change the question.
Question time!
I'll change the question.
I'm not a lawless person, but I'm also illegal.
I'll change the question.
Who do you like best?
Jiyutsu Ishida.
I like Kacchan.
I see, you look like her.
Really?
Do you want to be mentally ill?
What are you talking about?
Mental illness!
Who do you want to be held?
Hama-chan!
What?
Thank you very much!
Number four, who do you want to be held?
I like Mikuri Rentaro-san.
Nezujinpachi, Ogata-ken, Furuya-ikko.
So there are three of you?
Yes.
So you're that kind of person?
No, I'm Nezujinpachi.
I see. So that's how it is.
Yes, Oga!
Yes, Nea.
Number two wrote that she has been keeping a secret from her deceased husband.
Not allowed.
What?
Not allowed.
Not allowed?!
I'm sorry.
But you know, I kept it until I went to heaven.
What?
I kept it until I went to heaven.
Oh, I see.
So what kind of person was she?
She was eight years old.
Eight years old?
Yes.
But they both left.
What?
They both left.
Oh, they both left!
They both left!
Oh, you witch!
They both left at once.
I see.
Oh, I see.
It's been a while, but she kept it a secret.
Now, let's move on.
Number five?
Yes.
She said she dated a young man.
What does that mean?
It's something I can't miss out on.
It's been about two years since my husband passed away.
We lived together for thirteen years.
Was he a young man?
Yes, he was eighteen years old.
Oh, I'm glad you didn't say "me."
But he was very kind and kind to me.
But in 2003, he passed away.
And I met a eighteen-year-old girl.
You talked to her.
Yes.
Now, is there anything else?
Number four, Imai, is doing extra work, right?
Yes.
What kind of work has she done so far?
She's worked on special measures,
as a police officer,
as a wild horse...
A wild horse!
Yes, yes, yes.
And when a police officer brings a photograph of the criminal...
Do you know this person?
And you show it?
Yes.
And at that moment you go...
Well...
"This 'saa' is difficult, isn't it?" "Yes, yes."
Well then, after the questions are over, we will now have the judges pose in order of 1st to 5th place.
For the 1st place pose, please come forward!
For the 2nd place, please come forward!
What are you doing?!
For the 3rd place, please come forward!
What are you doing?!
For the 4th place, please come forward!
What is that?!
"I understand, 4th place!" "Thank you!"
For the 5th place, please come forward!
Since I'm not sexy, I'll go with 'freedom goddess'.
What is that?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Now, please turn around one by one and say your name and age!
For the 1st place, please come forward!
My name is Eri Nakayama and I'm 44 years old.
Now, for the 2nd place, please come forward!
My name is Yomi Nakano and I'm 57 years old.
What are you doing?!
Number three, please!
52 years old, Sadako Naijo.
52 years old!
Number four, please!
58 years old, Eiko Fukushima.
And finally, number five, please!
59 years old and 9 months old, Junko Daikoku.
Now, let's go!
The popular "Dragon Mother" Grand Prix is...
Now, judges and teachers, please!
5-2-2-5-2!
The winner is number two, Yoko Nakano!
Hey, say "Eiko"!
You're going to fall!
What? I'm not going anywhere!
Junko Daikoku!
Now, the winner of the Grand Prix is...
Yoko Nakano.
First of all, I'd like to thank Mr. Komatsu Shihano, who is the vice-chancellor.
He's going to play the video for us.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for choosing me.
And of course, Mr. Hiraki.
Thank you.
I'd like you to dance to this song.
Yes.
Please.
What are you doing?!
And of course...
And of course, today, only for you...
Yes.
...Mr. Hideki...
Yes.
...will play "Hideki Kangeki".
I will play "Kangeki".
Hideki, "Kangeki"
Why? What are you doing?
Hideki Kangeki will play "Hideki Kangeki".
I did it!
Everyone, thank you very much!
Sir, this is the room.
Yes, yes.
Yes, it's a nice room.
Thank you very much.
Yes, it is.
Sir, if you have any business, please let me know.
Yes, yes.
Please take your time.
Yes, thank you very much.
Sir...
Yes?
I'm sorry to say this, but...
What?
You're leaving this room.
What?!
W-what?!
Hey!
Sir!
(laughs)
(guitar playing)
(screams)
(laughs)
(grunts)
(upbeat music)
(audience laughing)
(upbeat music)
(audience laughing)
I'm sorry for you, but you're going to die.
Help me!
Even if you scream, it's no use.
You're...
a piece of dirt.
Help me!
Stop!
Oh, it's a competition calendar!
(audience laughing)
For this hot society,
I'm a woman, too!
Who is it? Who is it?
Who? Who is it? Who is it?
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
(audience laughing)
I'm going to kill you, too!
Let me go!
Oh, it's so hot!
Help me!
Damn it! I'll help you!
Help me!
(audience laughing)
Ow!
(audience laughing)
Oh, oh, oh, I'm fine.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm fine.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm fine.
Help me!
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh...
Wow, beautiful, isn't it?
(audience laughing)
I'm coming for you!
Ow!
- I want my car back! - I'm really sorry!
- What are you saying, Captain? - No, I'm really sorry.
What are you saying? You saved me!
But if you're thrown into this vast universe, you'll never show yourself again!
I see. Then let's escape!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
You're such a serious person.
- You looked like you were about to pee just now. - Hey, hey, that's terrible!
Gear up! First engine start!
First engine start!
Something's wrong. My abdominal muscles aren't moving.
Okay, I'll go get some air.
I'll go too.
Take care of your health!
Take care of your health and rest.
I'll do that.
(scream)
C-1, C-2, C-2, C, X, C-1, X, X, X.
You're taking a while.
And I asked them, "Who is the biggest artist in Japan?"
And they said, "Of course," they said, "Pink Lady."
There you go. So we're gonna play "S.O.S."
S.O.S.
If only this position was okay
If only we believed in each other
No, no, no, no, no, yo!
"S.O.S." "S.O.S."
Look, look, we're doing it
Again today, someone is
A maiden's pitch
S.O.S.
Hyah!
Ah, I'm sorry about that.
Get out of my picture!
I'm sorry.
Get out of my picture!
Um...
I'd like you to shake my hand.
Get out of my picture!
I won't bother you.
If you shake my hand, I'll go home right away.
It's too late for you to go home.
I'm sorry. Please shake my hand.
Are you going home now?
Yes.
See you later.
Nacchan! Nacchan! Turn on the light! Turn on the light!
Nacchan, you are a good girl.
Phew...
It's a shame, but I'm your fan.
I'd like to meet you, no matter what.
Nacchan! Nacchan!
You brought me a present, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You only brought me a present.
But you didn't give it back to me.
You only accepted it.
I'm sorry, but I'll give you the present.
I chose it with all my heart.
Nacchan, look at me.
The color...
The color is beautiful.
Look at me.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
What are you doing?
Nacchan! Nacchan! Stop it!
You can't do that!
Don't touch me!
I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
Are you leaving? Are you leaving?
Are you leaving?
I'm sorry, but I was a little blurring in the photo I took the other day.
If you only take a photo...
That's enough.
If you only take a photo, Nacchan and I will disband.
I'm sorry for being late, but...
You're trying to do something.
Then stop it!
I'm sorry, but...
Stop what?
I'm sorry, but...
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay, Nacchan?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Yes, Nacchan is a good girl.
Are you okay? Are you calm now?
Are you okay, Hanako?
Hanako! Hanako!
She's trying to do something!
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!
Nacchan, it's okay!
Look at me!
I told you to stay still!
It's okay!
I'm your fan!
I like you!
What are you doing?!
Nacchan!
Take a picture!
Good!
Now! Now's the only chance!
Now's the only chance!
Take it!
Here we go!
Okay, one, two...
Nacchan! Wait for me!
Wait for me! Wait for me!
Hey!
Batara-dangan! Batara-dangan! Batara-dangan!
Take a picture and give it back!
Give it back!
- Kobo-chan... - Who's Kobo-chan?!
Give it back!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hamako worked as a blacksmith for only three months as a snack left to Yakuza bosses, and became an unknown being in the streets at night.
Mama! Mama!
Yes, that karaoke guy is funny.
Yes, you had a good reputation.
Thank you very much. There are a lot of customers coming to my karaoke shop every night.
That's right.
Mama, there are customers coming in and out of the karaoke shop.
Customers?
Yes.
Akemi-chan!
Hamako-san! As expected, you had a good reputation in karaoke.
It's been a while, Akemi-chan.
How is everyone in Hana-cho?
Well, Hana-cho is in trouble.
Chiyo-san was fooled into a delicious story about going out of the department store and was robbed of five million yen.
Five million yen?
Besides, customers stopped coming because of the food poisoning ruckus in the lunch box.
Food poisoning?
No, I knew it was a mistake, but only rumors spread.
Hamako-san, please come back to Hana-cho.
At this rate, Hana-cho will...
Akemi-chan, I'm already a person who left Hana- cho.
I can't pass Hana-cho's jurisdiction now.
Hamako-san...
Mama! Papa is outside.
Yes, I'm coming now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
I can't believe you came back and asked Hamako for a favor!
How dare you ask me for a favor!
That's right!
What can you do for a woman who has become like you?
Even if you say that, you say that Hamako's shop is rich!
It's disgusting, but that woman has that kind of wealth!
It's my fault that I don't have wealth!
What is that wealth?
Most of it is enough for you to have five million mochi!
Shut up! Don't say it again!
Don't say it again!
Everyone is here.
Keiichi!
Are you drinking again?
I'll drink.
I can't help but drink.
You're crazy!
What's with you?
Instead of drinking, you brought in a woman like her!
I beg you!
I only drank to get my emotions back.
Emotions?
All right!
Let's drink over there!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Keiichi!
Shut up!
Boss, this is for this month. Please accept it.
I didn't see anything wrong with you.
You know how to make money.
No, it's just that I happened to hit karaoke.
This is for you. Take it.
Thank you very much.
I'll take it.
Hamako.
Yes?
Based on this money,
would you like to work with me again?
What?
After meeting you, I've come to understand the joy of making money.
Next time, I'm thinking of opening my own restaurant.
Would you like me to take over your restaurant?
What is it?
Where is this good story coming from?
Is there something you're worried about?
No. Let me think about it for a moment.
Hamako.
Mio.
I think you know from Akemi, but I don't think I can do it anymore.
I don't think I should say this now, but I need your help now.
Mio, it's none of my business anymore.
Besides, I'm not Hamako of Hana-chou anymore.
I'm still the owner of this shop.
Please, Hamako!
Let me go!
Mio...
Hamako!
Boss!
Are we going to get paid this month?
Don't ask me!
I heard something.
Isn't there someone in the kitchen?
It's a thief!
Idiot! There's no thief!
I'm going to go take a look.
Hamako!
Akemi, I'm back!
You shouldn't be so angry.
You came back!
Akemi!
Hamako is back!
After six months,
Hamako returned to the flower garden.
But,
inside Hamako's heart,
there was a burning desire
to see her again.
Hamako returned to the flower garden.
Is everyone ready?
OK!
Twenty episodes?
That's a lot of work!
This week's heroes are...
Kewpie and Bugaboo!
Machiko Wakabayashi, a sixth grader singer.
Kewpie and Bugaboo are in love.
They're in love.
Machiko!
Yes?
With a stupid look on your face,
sing Bugaboo's song with a loud voice.
How does a loud voice sound like?
Special move!
Idiot Idiot Virus!
When Kewpie and Bugaboo get angry,
the Idiot Idiot Virus naturally develops through their eardrums.
When it enters their bodies,
they dance like idiots,
without thinking about getting infected.
How does a loud voice sound like?
Special feature!
He looks like a fool, but he's a graduate.
He looks like a fool, but he feels like he's a model.
That's the kind of Cubie idiot he is.
It's been a while since I saw a guy with two heads.
Let's watch it right away!
Please watch Customical, human.
Oh, Hilary!
Hilary, Hilary, here you are!
Wow!
It's all you can eat and all you can drink in autumn!
Wow!
Here you are!
Thank you!
It looks so good!
Wow!
It's so good!
Oh!
It's Michael Goyle's bandana!
What are you doing here, you bastard?!
Hey, wait up!
What is it?
Huh? What's wrong with him?
Hey, wait up!
What are you doing, Hikaru-kun?!
What's wrong with you?!
Shut up!
Stop it, Hikaru-kun!
What's wrong with you, Hikaru-kun?!
Stop that Hikaru-kun thing!
Today is my day off.
I came here to hang out with my friends.
Huh? Hikaru-kun...
Just do it!
I forgot to shave my beard today.
Are you serious?
After this, let's have a party with my friends.
Let's go together.
Let's do it together!
Today, I don't feel like fighting anymore.
What should we do, Girari-kun?
It's fine.
Hikaru-kun, it's a draw today! A draw!
Hikaru-kun, wake up! Wake up!
You're such a small-minded man!
Are you that scared of me?
But today is my day off, you know?
What are you talking about?
Have you finished your beer?
Then, shall we have a toast?
Well...
To the Gokugira family...
and Hikaru-kun and Girari-kun's...
happy life!
Cheers!
Hey!
What are you doing, you bastards?!
Hikaru-kun, apologize!
Apologize!
You're too modest!
Be careful, you bastards!
Cheers!
You're too modest!
Where's my glass?!
Give it back!
Don't get too excited and get drunk, Hikaru-kun!
No, Hikaru-kun and I will forever be friends!
Forever friends!
In that sense...
Cheers!
I can't get enough of this!
How is it?
Hikaru-kun, how is it?
Are you alright, you bastard?!
What are you doing?!
You bastard!
You're just showing off to me, aren't you?!
If you're going to do it, do it with all your heart!
Henshin!
What?
Ruby!
Your voice is hoarse, what's wrong with you?
You're just showing off, aren't you?!
What?
What is it today?!
The important thing is...
Um... before that, I need to show off my... my character...
Um...
Joytosen of Kourake's Joytosen...
It's cold!
You're a gangster of your senior!
Is it that cold?!
Even if you're funny, it's a big problem for you!
Is it wrong to do it like that?!
I didn't say it like that!
You don't say that!
No!
I did it once, you know...
- That's the first one. - Another one?
- Yes, and...
- What's that?
- There's a model.
- That's also included, right?
- Did you do all of them?
- Hey, what is it?!
- Attack, attack!
- Atatatata!
Now!
- Are you ready? - Yes, yes.
- The rules are simple today. - Yes, yes.
- The enemy of Vietnamese students is a barren beast. - Yes, yes.
- It's better to get 10 points. - Yes, it's point - based.
- Yes, it's better to get one point. - Yes.
- A big punishment game is waiting for you. - I see.
- Please do your best. - I see.
I'm going to play the game.
- I'm going. - Yes, yes.
- I'm going to play rock-paper-scissors. - Yes.
- I'm going to play. - Yes.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock.
Scissors. Scissors.
Rock.
Scissors.
Rock.
Scissors.
Rock.
- Come on! - OK!
All right.
Thanks for your explanation.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Yes!
Now, you choose.
How many times do you have to say "this"?
This is the first time.
The first time.
Are you serious?
Are you ready? Let's do it!
Ready, set, go!
Let's do it one more time!
Sagara-san, throw it!
Take it!
Game over!
I'll go now!
Nice!
Sagara-san, throw it!
Get it!
I'll go now!
Sagara-san, throw it!
Take it!
Game over!
Nice!
Sagara-san, throw it!
I'll go now!
Sagara-san, throw it!
Take it!
I'll go now!
Kagosama-gen!
OK!
What's up with you?
Ouch!
I'll kill you!
Stop it!
What's up with you?
Ouch!
What's up with you?
Kagosama-gen!
What's up with you?
OK!
Stop it!
What's up with you?
Why are you shouting like that?
Please continue to knock him down.
Can you hear me?
Please continue to knock him down.
Can you hear me?
One more!
We can hear him shouting "one more" from the audience.
Can you hear me, audience?
Can you hear me?
Shun... Shun... Shunro!
It's dangerous!
I did it!
Yeah!
Then, finally,
Q.B. idiots will play this game!
Draw!
What?!
It's hard to get reactions!
I didn't lose!
I did it!
Yeah!
(Laughter)
(Scream)
(Music)
Little brother, little brother, little brother lost.
(Scream)
It was a two-stage series, five against five.
Well, there was a cut in the middle.
It was five against five, but it was a draw.
Why have I ever lost?
No, it doesn't seem like you've lost.
I put out the basic theme, though.
Madman's 30th birthday.
(Applause)
Wow, Keiji, wow!
When I was little, I didn't have a helmet or a mask.
If you had makeup on your tongue...
Keiji, take it off.
Out!
(Applause)
This is a gift.
It's a gift.
Wow!
I don't know what it is, but I'm sure it's something.
Do you have a gift for me?
It's butter.
(Laughter)
It's not good.
It's practical.
You can use it right away.
(Music)
Oh, Keiji.
(Music)
Wow!
(Applause)
This program is brought to you by...
Akagi Sugiya!
(Applause)