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Two coffees, please.
What would you like?
Two coffees.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Welcome.
What would you like?
Two coffees, please.
Bubba Juice.
Bubba Juice, right?
No!
Rubber Juice!
Bubba Juice, right?
No!
Rubber Juice!
What would you like?
Rubber Juice!
Rubber Juice?
We don't have any Rubber Juice here.
Look! Look!
No!
Again?
What would you like?
Do you have any?
I don't know.
This program is brought to you by Nisshin Foods...
I had no idea!
...Mei-Train...
...Lotte...
...and P&G Kirinbi Village.
Get out of my way!
WORLD CUP!
But today, the important thing is this guy.
Hanaring Chairman is Matsumoto Hitashi!
What's up with you?
Hello!
Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes, yes.
The Hana League is now...
Yes, yes, yes.
...making a big boom all over the world.
What are you doing?
It's making a big boom all over the world, but...
Oh, is that so?
Yes, fortunately, today...
Yes.
...we can hold the World Cup once every four years!
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
From all over the world.
I just saw it with my own eyes, but...
...there are some people who are ridiculously good.
I'm a little surprised, but...
...there are some people who are a little embarrassed.
Please keep that in mind as well.
So, what kind of battle will they show us today?
Let's go ahead and welcome the four teams!
First up...
Dave, Chuck, Rick and...
...the American team of All-Star Castle...
...that has escaped from Japan!
Second up...
...from China's 4000-year history...
...and a genius, Shu Tomitoku...
...the team of Akasaka!
Third up...
...Shacon, Jakaze's junior team member...
...and the giant of Zaire...
...the Blue Assault...
...the American team of All-Star Castle!
And last up...
...representing Japan in the World Cup...
...and representing the world in the World Cup...
...the team of Batsui Osaka!
Now...
- Mr. Matsumoto! - Yes!
- As chairman... - Yes, yes!
- With so many members... - Yes!
- I'm sure this event will be exciting! - Yes!
Could you please pay attention to that guy from the African team?
A little forward! A little forward!
What are you...
Did you drink a stick?
This guy will never win!
What will this event mean for Hana League?
It will be a battle like this!
I'm looking forward to it!
- Hurry up and go back! - Yes!
- In that sense, there are differences of opinions... - Yes, yes!
I don't think we've seen a different match so far!
Then let's go! Let's start with the first match!
All right!
Now! The first match of the first round is America against China!
- America against China! - Yes, yes!
- Mr. Xu! - Yes!
- Recently you've been busy with commercials... - Yes, yes!
- How are you going to have fun? - Yes!
- How are you feeling today? - Well, today...
- There's someone who looks strong in the middle... - In the middle...
- We have to defeat America! - Yes!
- Good luck! - Yes!
Mr. Xu, when you talk, you talk like an amateur...
Get yourself an expert!
- Let's start with America against China! - Yes!
- Gabe! - Yes!
- How are you feeling? - Well, as you can see...
- Our bodies are almost the same... - Where are you from?
- You're the strongest, aren't you? - You...
You're strong only in the middle!
My body is strong, but I can't train my nose like this...
In that sense, I don't know what kind of battle it will be...
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's start with America against China! - Yes!
- Xu! - Yes!
- France! - France!
- Are you mad? - Yes!
- Chinese team, please! - Yes!
- China! China! Divorce! - Divorce!
- Let's start the third match! - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- I think the American team will fly because of their height. - I don't know!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
You two are too much!
We did it!
The second match of the third round is...
Africa vs. Japan, God's Way Osaka!
God's Way Osaka!
- Sangho! - Yes!
- Show us your enthusiasm! - Yes!
God's Way! God's Way! God's Way!
- God's Way! God's Way! God's Way! - Shut up!
- God's Way! God's Way! - What are you talking about?
God's Way! God's Way!
- Sangho! - Yes!
- What did you just say? - Today we will win!
- I see! - Yes!
- Today we will win! - Yes!
- I see! - You! You!
- Now, let's welcome the Japanese! - Go ahead!
One, two...
We will do our best!
- Why are you speaking in Katakana? - We will do our best!
- Be honest! - I think my African team is strong!
- Really? - Look at Sangho's nose! It's amazing!
- Don't laugh! Don't laugh! - Don't laugh!
- I'm laughing!
- God's Way! God's Way! - We did it!
Wait! It hurts when you answer!
Don't hit me!
It hurts when you hit me!
- It hurts when you speak in Katakana! - It hurts when you speak in Katakana!
IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
- I don't care! I don't care! - It's over! It's over!
- I don't care! - It hurts!
- It hurts!
It hurts!
- I don't care! - It hurts!
I don't care!
It hurts!
- It hurts! - It hurts!
- I don't care! - It hurts!
World Cup final match!
Yeah!
Alright.
Let's begin the final match!
Alright, teams, stand by!
- While we are waiting for the pain we felt earlier... - Yes, they are left.
Chuck's making such a fool of himself again.
We're on the same team!
I still don't get it!
You're too young!
Hurry up!
You're too young!
No!
The winner is the American team!
Today, we have a special prize for the American team.
It's Mr. Shu's special perfume, which makes your nose stronger.
Eat it!
Wait a minute, teacher!
It makes your nose stronger, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Especially this soup.
It makes your nose stronger, doesn't it?
It's been steamed for six hours.
Six hours!
Anyway, the American team won, so eat it.
It's delicious!
Everyone, eat it.
Teacher, what's in this soup?
This soup is frog.
Frog!
Wait!
Frog?
What's this, teacher?
This is also a fried frog.
This is delicious.
You're happy, but you're only eating three of them.
This is good for your throat.
If you eat it in your throat, it makes your nose stronger.
I see.
It's a little weak.
It's like beef.
It's delicious.
Anyway, the winner is the American team! Congratulations!
It was a world cup!
Well, it's true that negotiations with Japanese people take a lot of time and you can't see the results.
- That's right. - No, it's just an impression problem.
- They're actually making a lot of effort. - No, Dave-san, you know...
- Well, well, well... - You can't say that!
Well, well, well, Oshima-san, wait a minute.
The conversation is getting too wide, so let's narrow it down.
- Okay? - Yes.
I have a question for you.
Hama-san, you're an expert, but what do you think?
Well, well, I don't think so, but...
The biggest selling point of this conversation is...
...the new trend of the financial economy of the second world economy that continues the second world economy structure competition.
- What do you think of this? - Ah, I see.
- So you're saying that the goal of the American anti-second world economy... - Well, well, well, it's not simple...
- That's what you're saying... - I mean, America is just discussing...
- You know? - Yes.
Like the promotion of the economy, or the growth rate...
You know how to measure it, don't you?
- I want to know what kind of judgment criteria you have. - No, no, no, even if you say judgment criteria...
- America... - No, no, Oshima-san, America is...
America is... I've said it too many times!
- You're talking nonsense. - You're talking nonsense, you!
- Depending on the field of study, it's increasing or decreasing, you know? - What's with you?
- You're going to get it! - What did you say?
- Apologize to Oshima-san! - Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken!
- What are you doing in a place like this? - What are you doing, you...
You're thinking, aren't you? You're thinking about that friction, aren't you?
- Go home, you! - No, I'm not!
America is always like that. They force their own theories on others.
- That's the beauty of the giant nation. - No, but you and I are talking about America...
- And you're talking about it until Saturday, when we can have a fair discussion. - That's right.
Don't listen to Oshima-san!
It's none of your business!
Oshima-san said something like "jig" or something like that.
That's not fair!
If you can go up to the top of the world, you should do it!
Do you know what you're doing?
That's self-defense!
You're not stupid!
You're not stupid, Mark!
What are you doing?
You shut up!
If you don't shut up, you won't go up to the top of the world because of your mood!
Right?
You shouldn't say things like that.
Americans have that impression because they only talk to officials.
What do you know about that?
What do you think is vague?
I know what you're saying, but...
Let's ask your mother for her opinion.
What does your mother think of this opinion?
So why do you need a mochi?
Makan! Makan!
Why are you always sleeping? Wake up!
If you eat and sleep right away, you'll become a cow!
Cow! Cow! Beef orange!
John! John!
Dad! Dad! Dad!
What's up, Koji?
John's nowhere to be found!
Oh, you're right. He's not here.
Dad, where did John go? Did he run away?
Koji, Koji, calm down.
John will be back soon.
Really?
Then I'll wait for you here.
Koji...
I'll wait for you here, too.
Dad!
John...
Jo... John!
"Goodbye My Love" by Andris.
I made a demo tape when I made my debut, and I sang it because I thought it would be nice to sing this song.
I lived in Los Angeles for a long time and when I came to Japan, it was close to the first Japanese song I learned.
Was that the first time you heard it?
Yes, it was the first time I heard it.
It's been a while since I heard it for the first time in a while, but I thought, "Oh, that's the voice."
Do you like your own voice?
My own voice is...
strange, isn't it?
Is it strange?
My speaking voice.
It's strange when you record it, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
So what is it?
It's a strange voice.
Good bye my love, let's walk
Good bye my love, in this street corner
You go right, I go left
If you turn around, you lose
I won't forget your voice
Your gentle gesture, your hand's warmth
I won't forget your name, your name
Of course, your...
Your...
Name...
But it's late today, let's do it tomorrow...
Come on, leave me alone!
But it's late...
Come on, I'm studying right now! Go to sleep!
Don't push me!
Come on, hurry up!
Why can't I graduate from this school?
If only I was smarter...
But I'm not smart...
Even if I trade my soul for it, I can't get smarter...
Don't say stupid things and study!
THE END
Yes, I am a devil.
What? What do you want?
May I grant you your wish?
What? You want me to improve my intelligence?
Instead of that, will you grant me my wish as well?
Yes, of course.
Oh, it's a deal.
Well then, let me make your wish, the judicial system, melt away.
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle!
Is it true, Yaguman? Try it.
Just now... Huh?
I know! I know about this judicial system!
I know about this too! It's simple!
Amazing!
Well then, it's my turn next.
My wish is...
To cut off your life!
Huh?
What?
Cut off?
Cut off, you say?
Huh? What? My life?
Huh? Your life?
I'll cut it off!
What? Huh? I'll cut it off!
I'll cut it off!
Huh? I'll cut it off!
What's that?
I have to say it out loud, so I'll say it out loud.
What did you want to say?
Huh? I'll cut it off!
Huh? I didn't say it!
I'll cut it off!
That's enough, really.
I'll cut it off!
That's enough, really.
What?
I'll cut it off!
What?
I'll cut it off!
What are you talking about?
What?
Is it funny?
You're really annoying!
I'll cut it off!
I'll say it!
I'll cut it off!
You're annoying!
Shut up!
I...
I'll say it!
No...
No!
Christ...
The Unforgettable Night
Kayo collapsed from sudden heart failure.
Hamako spent the night unaware of it and unable to even touch it.
Mom...
Mom, how are you holding up?
Mom!
- Amago. - Yes?
- What kind of nerve do you have? - What?
How are you holding up?
If you go out to sell food you don't know where you're going, you'll end up like this!
- That's... - No, that's...
What's wrong with you?!
Don't you think you're at fault?!
Why are you such a dirty woman?!
You should apologize to your mother!
Apologize!
Apologize with your own hands!
Like this! Like this!
Mom...
I'm terribly sorry.
Don't say that.
Even if you apologize, my illness won't be cured.
Until you get better, I'll do my best for you.
Even for me?!
So that's what you were after!
You knew I had a weak heart and you deliberately made me angry and excited and wanted to kill me!
You murderer!
Mom!
Mom! Are you alright?!
Don't come out!
I don't need...
...this itch.
It hurts.
Your face may be poisoned.
That's right! That's right!
Yes!
Aren't you late for water?
Yes!
Well, you don't have to worry so much.
The doctor also said that you will be fine if you rest for a few days.
That's right.
Anyway, while your mother is resting,
as your wife, you have to support Hana-chan.
I'm counting on you, Hamako.
Honey...
What's with that face?
A lonely face doesn't suit you.
Ah, where were you playing, old man?
Please sit down.
Hamako-san, you're so kind.
I... Hamako-san...
I... I like you, Hamako-san!
Hamako-san! I'll make you my wife when you grow up!
Old man...
Hamako-san...
Hamako...
I'm sorry.
Well, I'll be going now. It'll be late today.
Yes.
Have a good day.
Unfortunately, it was raining.
I'll bring you some food right away.
Ah, yes, yes, customer!
Would you like me to keep your jacket for you?
Jacket?
Yes. Well, if you leave it wet, it'll wrinkle, so use an iron...
Oh, as expected of Hana-cho's young people.
Well, I hope you like it.
Thank you very much.
It's an honor to have you praise me like this.
I am the young master of Hana-cho, Chio.
Chio...
Actually, I ordered Hamako of this neighborhood...
to put an apron on customers' clothes.
I see. So you're the young master.
Everyone, would you like a beer as a sign of your approach?
Hamako, don't just stand there. Bring me some food.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
This way, please.
Hamako, do you plan to live in this house from now on?
What do you mean?
How can you say that after your mother passed away?
What?
But...
I thought you'd do whatever you wanted me to do...
but you're wrong!
Oh, I'd like a rare horse meat dish, please.
Hamako!
Yes?
Dad!
You look well.
What are you doing here?
What do you think I'm doing? I'm eating your dad's food.
Wait a minute.
I didn't leave anything for you.
Dad, don't do this.
What are you talking about?
It's a waste of your uncle's praise.
Here you go.
Dad!
You know what?
You're a good actor.
Hamako!
You have a very good father.
It's been more than ten years since Hamako reunited with her father, Sakuzo.
But more than happiness,
Hamako had a bad feeling about this.
Actually, I've kept my mouth shut about you before.
What?
Will you promise me you won't be surprised no matter what I say?
What?
Actually, I...
I...
I'm a comic book author!
Comic book author?!
No!
No?!
If you say that, I'll be shocked!
That's why I told you not to do this!
Just look at me at the end!
"Shinkase Taishou" (comic book author)
Here you are.
Cut! Cut!
I have a letter.
Go and get my clothes!
I have a letter.
Go and get it!
Here you are.
I have a letter.
Call me three times!
Don't show off!
Let me out of the studio!
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Is it now?
No, it's not.
Whose clothes are they?
I can't wear them.
Next! Next!
Next!
You're funny.
Ticket for the Okamoto Shinkansen!
For Osaka!
Yu.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you a fortune-telling.
Where are you going?
I'm going to the studio!
Here you are!
Why are you laughing?
I was wondering if I could go without laughing.
Shall we watch it?
Yes.
This week's hero is...
Hamaider!
Well, this is...
It really feels like a hero.
It looks strong, doesn't it?
Yamada Koji-kun.
Yes.
Twenty-three years old.
Hamahider!
Hamaiter!
It looks realistic!
Yes, yes.
Covering your opponent's face with a wet towel in an attack.
Will you kill him?
I'm sorry, but...
You often did what he said to my sister.
Shut up!
I was really surprised when I went to her house.
You didn't cover her with a wet towel!
I didn't, but...
I had a fight with my sister and there was a towel next to me.
I grabbed it and I didn't know what to do, so I wet it!
I wet the towel and I didn't know what to do, so I hit my sister with the wet towel!
You didn't, you didn't, you didn't!
You didn't, you didn't!
I'm sorry, but...
My sister was like, "No! No!"
Smoking a cigarette in someone else's car seat!
I just bought this car...
Shut up!
I just bought this car and I'm taking it to Tokyo...
No, I'm taking it to the airport!
It's a dirty car and I'm doing this alone!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, but...
Are you smoking?
I'm sorry, but...
I thought you were going to apologize, but...
You!
You're just like this! What are you going to do?
Huh?
The towel...
What?
You know, in order to win against Hamada...
In that sense, Yamada-kun wrote that it would be best for us to become like Hamada-kun.
Now, let's have a look at Hamada's "Custom Hikaru", modified human "Custom Hikaru". Here you go!
Yes, yes, Kirari! Strawberry face, strawberry!
Strawberry?
Yes, yes, yes!
I don't know what it looks like.
Ah! Hamada!
It's OK! It's OK! I don't know unless you kill me!
It's not fun to eat at least one!
"Custom Hikaru", modified human "Custom Hikaru"!
That's right!
I will unlock you!
Look forward to it, everyone!
That's it!
I'm going for a walk, so go ahead!
Oh, really?
Yes!
See you!
Hey!
It's Godzilla!
Now!
What's going on?
Fall down!
Fall down?
What's going on?
Now! Now! Now!
Now! Now!
What's going on?
You have to fall down! You can't just fall down like that!
You can't just fall down like that?
You can't!
What's going on?
Now!
What's going on?
I will pull out your eyes.
Wake up, Hikaru!
Yes, Godzilla!
From now on, you will be my servant.
Is that clear?
Yes!
Understood!
My request is absolute obedience. Is that clear?
Yes!
When did you last have sex?
Just now!
I'm going to drop it.
Hey, Hikaru!
Yes, sir!
Look at these happy-looking people!
Yes, sir!
I'm going to turn the sky upside down and drop it into hell!
Understood, Lord Cockiller!
Let's get started!
Oh, someone's here!
Oh, it's Sunday after all.
Hey, you! Come here!
Take this!
Hey, you! Come here! Take this! Take this!
It's him! He's responsible for all of this!
Him? Who?
Him! Him!
What?
You!
What's wrong? Speak clearly, you bastard!
It's nothing! I'm not afraid of anything!
Prove it! What are you afraid of?
It's nothing! I'm not afraid of you!
I see...
Ouch!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Why are you waiting for me?
I didn't have anything to say.
I see...
You can't help it, can you, you bastard?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Don't wait for me!
What's wrong with you?
Have you really done it before?
If you do it well, you can do it for another ten years!
It's embarrassing, you bastard!
Hey, old man!
Hey!
Go home! Go home!
Wait!
Wait! What are you going to do?
What?
Wait! What are you going to do?
What?
I... I...
- Hikaru! - Yes!
- That was close! - You'd better not go against him!
- Even I can't do it! - That's right, Kokkira!
- What should we do next? - Brother!
- What's so fun about playing hide-and-seek? - Who... who are you, brother?
- I'm Kirari, idiot! - Kirari? I don't know!
Don't you know that I'm Kokkira, idiot?
Get out of my way!
Brother, help me! Help me!
Brother, help me!
- Help me! - Brother, help me! Help me!
- Help me! - You're going to die!
So that's what "help me" means!
You bastard!
Brother!
I know!
You're Kokkira, you bastard!
You were brainwashed, but you're safe now, Kirari!
- I'm going to kill you today! - What are you talking about?
- Today I'll be your... triumvirate! - What are you saying, you bastard?
- Alright, we're even now! Kirari, wait for me! - Yes!
En... fascinada...
...amaida!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
It's a meat almond!
What? A meat almond?
You're a cynical man, aren't you?
What?
I, who you modified, fighting you as an enemy is very annoying!
You're also a cynical and sad man, aren't you?
What?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
No, no, I shouldn't say anything, right?
Ah, I see.
Ah, so today I'm going to fight you!
This is the only thing that can beat you, you know?
Ah!
What are you going to do next?
Today's match is...
Ah!
This one!
Ring Ring Tap Ring Game!
Yeah!
Now!
The rules!
Let me explain it simply!
Today's rules are simple!
What are you doing?!
And!
Every week!
And that bastard me!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Today's game is...
I... I...
I... I... I...
I present... I present...
I'm not... I'm not...
There's no way!
You bastard!
You...
I'll explain the rules, so listen carefully!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Today, we will defeat each other with boxing skills and push you down!
Don't throw away the badges written on your pockets!
Yes!
Don't throw them away!
Yes!
Now, the last stage of the game, start!
Oh, it's Hamai!
It's Yotemura Senpou!
Oh!
It's Kogo Gilardo!
You...
You're too fast!
Fight me!
Of course!
You'll surprise me!
Stop it!
(Scream)
(Music)
(Scream)
(Music)
(Speaking Japanese)
(Music)
(Whistle)
(Scream)
(Music)
All right!
How about Metsu?
Kirin's Metsu.
Metsu?
Yeah, I'm Uron.
Get out of here!
Rush! Rush!
Get out of here!
What else?
Metsu! Metsu!
What else?
Can't you hear Metsu?
Get out of here while you can!
You're late!
You're late! You're late!
Where did you go?
Take this!
Camera. Third one. Second one.
Third one. Second one.
And action!
Cut!
Stop it, you bastard!
Why you bastard!
I'll kill you!
You, Hawke's bastard!
I'll kill you!
(The sound of explosion)
Brother!
You bastard!
(The sound of explosion)
(The sound of crying)
Hamider was as weak as you thought.
I'm sure you all knew that.
But I don't care.
Please send me a good hero.
Yes.
It was a mistake.
What is it?
Do you know?
It's not a mistake.
It's this.
I want you to fix it more and more.
But you don't look strong this time.
No, I mean, I want you to put more oil on it and stuff like that.
Oh!
Oh, really?
Yes.
I think it's working.
It's getting better and better.
Let me tell you what's on the line.
Yes, yes.
First of all, here it is!
Lacey Toman V.
Tomokazu Sakiyama-kun, 18 years old.
Lacey Toman, I see.
Isn't it?
Yes.
Prepare a report, buy silica electricity and chandelier ramune for 624 yen and edit it for two or three days.
I see.
What is chandelier ramune?
Yohkon.
Hisazaza!
Yes.
Family Mart Katsutazai Kitaguchi store beam.
This beam is sober but mentally damaging.
It's such a shock.
It took me hours to carefully draw my favorite girl, Nenga, Nenga, Nenga-jo.
But when I turned my head to draw a cross, it was the other way around.
It's such a shock.
(Laughter)
Special feature!
Yes.
It's a god, so it's weak against fire.
Ah.
It's a god, so wind blows and flies away.
It's a god, so it breaks easily.
It's a god, so it's basically not suitable for heroes.
Then don't draw it!
(Laughter)
This program is a daily news program.
(Laughter)