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I won't be so hard!
No!
I won't!
Let me go!
No!
I won't...
What's that?
It hurts!
What?
Does it hurt?
I don't think so.
What's wrong with you?
It hurts!
I won't!
Yuma, wait!
Are you okay?
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Sorry!
Die, you!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
It's half past two!
What time is it now?
I'm sorry.
Can you hear me?
Drink up!
I'm sorry.
Drink up!
Did you hear me?
Sit down.
How many times?
This is the second time.
You know, in this world, time is...
precise, you know.
Well, I closed my eyes, you know.
Well, if you're like me, you know, you should do your job properly.
Well, you could be like us, you know.
Well, anyway, I've said it before, but you'd better keep your mouth shut.
I'm telling you today, you know.
You know, you could be like us, you know.
But you'd better keep your mouth shut, you know.
I'll do my best.
What? Are you kidding me?
Are you going to quit this business?
You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you?
If you've been doing it for a long time, you'd better keep your mouth shut.
You'd better keep your mouth shut, you know.
I'm sorry.
Well, you know, you'd better keep your mouth shut, you know.
If you're like me, you'd better keep your mouth shut, you know.
Well, anyway, I've said it before, you know.
Hurry up and go.
I'm going.
Lotte. Provided by P&G.
Shitamachi Bugyo, Toyama Saemon no Jou sama, please come.
I, Ichido, raise my head!
Ichizenya Gohei.
You went to Hachiman Shrine on that day.
You were told many bad things and burned your clothes.
Isn't it true?
It's not true, Bugyo sama.
Such things are not true.
It's all made up by this girl.
Mother! Mother! Mother!
Phone! Phone!
The phone is ringing!
I'll tell you later! I'll tell you later!
What's up with this family?
I don't know!
No, I've never heard such words coming out of the mouth of a servant who can hear the world.
I, too, have fallen into the earth.
As for this family...
It has nothing to do with it!
That's how it is, isn't it?
That's right!
By the way...
The father of this daughter, Tomekichi, was in a lot of trouble when rumors started to spread.
Wasn't it Tomekichi who took the bribe?
No, sir.
It wasn't Tomekichi.
It wasn't Echigoen.
What's this?
It wasn't Motojime.
You're still looking at me like that!
I'm going to get fired!
What's wrong with you?
If you keep looking at me like that, you'll get better grades!
That's how it is!
You...
What?
Just say it!
You should go home now!
I'm sorry, sir.
I know you do.
Shut up! What are you doing?
I didn't kill you!
I did!
After the festival, you were cut down!
That's not a big deal!
No way!
Where can you find such a title?
By the way, Master...
Yes?
That night...
What?
What are you doing?
I don't have it!
I don't have it at all!
I know!
Don't make fun of me!
What are you doing?
You're annoying!
What's wrong with you?
I was saved by a playboy named Kin-san.
Oh...
Who's Kin-san?
So...
I think Kin-san knows everything.
Then you should teach Kin-san!
You should!
You should teach Master Kaze and Kin-san!
What do you think of it?
What?
So you want me to call Kin-san here, don't you?
Call him!
Call him, Kin-san!
You're crazy!
What's wrong with you?
It's okay if you have Kin-san, but it doesn't matter if you don't have him!
Go away!
You should go away!
Go away!
I want you to leave me alone!
Go away!
You're a man, aren't you?
Did you have a rice ball?
Why?
Sit down!
Be quiet!
Okay...
Jack! Jack!
Master Kaze...
I don't think Kin-san is here, either.
So I don't have a reason for being here.
Then I'll go and get him!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I've been listening to you for a while now!
You're talking nonsense!
What's wrong with you?
If you like Kin-san so much,
I'll show you!
This cherry blossom...
You can't...
You can't eat it!
What kind of man would do such a thing?!
What's wrong with you?!
Mom!
I told you not to do it!
What's wrong with you?!
You're a grown-up man!
You can't do such a thing!
Hey, where are you going?!
Is this okay?
It's not okay!
What...
What is this?!
You can't eat it!
You're a grown-up man!
What are you doing?!
What am I doing?!
What are you doing?!
What's wrong with you?!
You used to sleep like this!
You're disgusting!
What's wrong with you, carrying your son?!
You're disgusting!
What's wrong with you?!
You're disgusting!
What's wrong with you?!
If you don't have a mom, you don't have one, either!
What are you saying?!
What's wrong with you?!
You can't eat it!
What...
You slept in the same room as me!
You stink!
I stink?!
If you say your mom stinks, you stink, too!
Huh?!
What are you talking about?!
You were born from your mom's stinky place!
You can't say such a thing!
What's wrong with you?!
Fine, fine!
Chuck it, Chuck it!
Everyone! The track and field season is just around the corner!
Yes!
Yes, yes!
We, the coaches, are also busy!
Yes!
So!
I want you, the coaches, to practice your work as coaches one more time!
Yes!
So that the players can enter the competition in better condition!
Yes!
I want you to do your best!
Yes!
Let's do it!
I'll do my best, too!
Everyone, do your best!
Let's do it!
We'll do our best!
Yes!
All right!
So!
The most important thing for a coach's job is...
What is it, Ryoko?
Yes! Massaging my muscles so that I don't get injured!
That's it!
All right!
Ryoko, try massaging your legs!
Do your best, Ryoko!
Yes!
What's that?
But it's not just your legs!
Yes!
Abs!
Yes!
This is also an important point!
Yes!
Let's do it here, too!
Yes!
But you have to do it here, too!
Yes!
No!
Let's do it!
Let's do it, everyone!
Let's do it!
All right!
As expected, a coach needs unity and unity!
Yes!
Good! Good!
And also!
Yes!
When the players are already determined to cut the ball and score, they are already exhausted!
Yes!
What do you do in such a case, Imada-kun?
It's self-reflexion!
That's right!
Yes!
Today, there is someone who has self-reflexion.
Yes!
When self-reflexion exercises are conducted, please call me!
Is that so?
There is someone who has told me.
Yes!
He will be happy to do it.
Yes!
It's a hole of proof!
Please!
All right! Try it!
Ah! He knows it!
You know it?
Yes!
You are often bullied!
Try various makeups!
Yes!
All right! You!
Try it!
It's artificial hair!
Do your best!
You! Your hair is dusty!
Go!
Wow!
You! No good!
You have to breathe!
You have to breathe more!
Like this!
You are saying that you have a doll!
I will give you a draw!
You all know it, right?
Yes!
All right! Today is over!
Disband!
Thank you!
We will do our best!
Yes!
Did you think about it?
Yes!
Then you will marry me, right?
Wait for one week!
One week? All right! I understand!
Is he dead?
I'm Johnny B. Goode.
I used to be a folk song kid.
Really?
My father, Takuro Yoshida...
Oh, Mr. Takuro Yoshida!
I made a mistake, didn't I?
I'm Shigeru Izumiya.
This is the second time I'm making a fool of myself.
When I was in middle school, I used to listen to a lot of folk songs and folk guitars.
At that time, there was one person who loved Rolling Stones and rock.
He said, "There's an interesting song. Why don't you listen to it?"
And I was asked to listen to Jack Berry's Johnny B. Goode.
From that day on, I stopped playing folk guitars.
I bought an electric guitar as a part-time job.
And then I woke up to rock and roll.
Down Louisiana 'cross the New Orleans
Back up on the pine of Evergreen
There's a North Carolina S.O.O.
Little county boy named Johnny B. Goode
Been in the natural race for a while
Play your guitar like a little band
Go Go Go Johnny Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Johnny B. Goode
Come on everybody one more time
Go Go Go Johnny Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Johnny B. Goode
Thank you!
Kouji's dancing is always great!
Thank you!
By the way, Kouji, you're good at eating shaved ice fast, right?
Did I say that?
I heard you're good at eating shaved ice fast.
I'm good at it.
Really?
Yes.
I see.
Yayoi, get ready!
Yes!
Yayoi, you were covering me just now.
I'm sorry!
Be careful!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Show me what you've got, Kouji!
I've got two of them.
That means I won't lose, Hamada-san!
I see!
All right!
I'll do it!
Why?!
I'll do it!
You're crazy!
You said you like strawberries!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Ouch!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Please come again!
I'm sick of it!
Let's change our mood and announce the first place of this week!
Yes! The first place of this week is this person!
The first place of this week is the person who was chosen as the number one man who was hugged by Anna!
It's Itsuji Itao!
Itsuji!
Hey, hey, hey!
What?
The first place in singing and the first place in being hugged?
That's amazing!
How do you feel now?
I was chosen as the first place and I think it's because of you who are watching the TV.
Don't say that!
You said you wanted to be hugged and you're saying that little by little!
It's not like that!
Hey, split it up!
Shiroyama-san, say something!
By the way, the song you're going to sing today seems like it's a song written by a fanletter.
Yes, it's like that.
What do you mean "it's like that"?
It's like that.
Is it?
The other day, I received three fanletters.
Among them, there was a notice of dismissal of business and a letter like this.
"Hello, Itsuji-san. I always watch TV.
When I was little, I lost my parents and siblings and was raised in my relative's house.
So, I always watch TV thinking of Itsuji-san as my older brother.
This time, I have my own fanletter.
Please come.
"Takashi, 9 years old" it said.
So I finished my work and hurried to go to Takashi's classroom.
By then, class was all over.
And in a classroom with no one, a boy is sitting there.
Takashi, 9 years old.
So, Takashi said like this.
Izumi-chan, thanks for coming.
"From now on, you two are class partners," he said.
And the song we made in the classroom is today's new song.
Takashi, 9 years old.
Do you move like a fanletter every day like that?
Izumi, 9 years old.
Takashi, 9 years old.
Do you move like a fanletter every day like that?
Izumi, 9 years old.
Well, Izumi's kind heart should have been conveyed to Takashi.
Now, I think Takashi is listening.
Izumi, sing as hard as you can.
This week's first place is...
Bad Foreigner
Home party accident
No bread, no wine, no rice either
And my girlfriend didn't come
It's lame, isn't it?
Foreigner, foreigner, I'm a bad guy
I'm a bad foreigner, but I'll go out
I'm a bad foreigner, but I'll go out and eat.
It's dinner.
Yes.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Yuji, I made it for you. Eat it.
Eat it.
Yes! Eat it!
Mother, you look delicious today.
Thank you.
Let's eat.
Thank you for the meal.
Chun-li-kun's fish...
Ito-ji, here you are.
Here you are.
Here you are, mother.
It's delicious.
Here you are.
I'm sorry if it's not enough for you.
Yui-chan, you should eat some, too.
Is this enough for you?
Yes.
Mother, it looks delicious.
Yes, it is. I brought it for you.
I'd like to eat it right away.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Mother!
Do you have any chocolate?
This fish is perfect for you.
Mother, you like it, don't you?
I'll have some, too.
Yui-chan, you want some?
Yes.
You should come again.
Father, you should eat some, too.
Yes!
Do you like tofu?
Come again!
Don't be shy. Come and eat with us.
I'm sorry for not coming earlier.
This is for you, too.
Hamako swore that she would make Hanachou's food into bentos and sell them.
She was working alone in the office at night.
I came here today, too.
Oh, did you?
This is for you.
No, I've already eaten.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you for coming again.
Thank you for coming.
Here you are.
Thank you for coming.
Hamako's footsteps were heavy.
Hamako, are you all right?
It's already ten o'clock.
I'll go and have a look.
You don't have to go!
Mr. Nanto...
I told you already!
The lunchbox won't sell and you won't be able to go home!
If you don't have any more oil, clean up and go to bed.
That's right. There's no way that lunchbox will sell.
Hey, Toshiko, you can't say "lunchbox" like that.
Or do you have a problem with the food your father-in-law made?
No, no, it's not like that.
If you put all the food in the lunchbox, it's no use.
I'm back.
Hey, hey, hey, Hamako...
What do you think?
Did the lunchbox sell?
Well...
What?
You can't do everything from the beginning.
Thank you for your hard work.
No, no, it's not like that, Tokizo.
Not a single lunchbox sold.
It's all thanks to you all. Thank you very much.
Really?
Yes!
Yay!
Hamako couldn't even think about it.
Tokizo and the others were very happy about it.
Wow! I'm back to life!
Keiichi!
Is it okay for you to do that?
What?
Hamako!
You're selling bentos all over the city!
You're shameless!
If you think that's your brother's wife, you're pathetic!
Tell him to stop!
Even if you say that, it's better than wasting food.
Don't say that!
Hamako...
I don't think you're suitable for a housewife.
Get out of my way!
I'm doing it for you!
Wait a minute!
Mom, this is today's sales.
As promised, you're selling bentos all over the city!
Then this is...
This is all you bought?
This won't even pay for the cancellation fee!
It's just a bento, so...
Hamako!
You spent so much money on this!
How can you pay for it?
That's true, that's all for today's sales.
But if you sell a bento like you're doing now for a week...
I think you'll be able to pay for the cancellation fee.
Hey! Are you still going to sell bentos?
If you'll excuse me...
It just happened to sell, so I don't want it to become a trend!
That's right! Sales aren't limited every day!
I know.
But everyone who bought bentos today...
They were happy that they could eat your bentos from now on.
So I'm sure it'll sell!
You don't know anything about business!
Well, well, ma'am, isn't it fine?
Hamako says this much, so let's do it!
Hamako's the one who's going to look stupid anyway!
That's right!
Go ahead and do it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for waiting. This is Hana-chou.
Thank you for waiting. Put it there.
Thank you.
The Hana-chou bento delivered by Kamako was more expensive than expected.
One by one, sales certainly increased.
Thank you.
Tokizo-san, I'd like five more of the three winners.
Yes, Yusuke.
Yes.
Bring me five more.
Yes.
Hanako-san! What's going on?
The bento was popular and I couldn't make it no matter how much I tried.
Hanako-san, you must be mistaken!
What?
Do you know what Otokuji-sama is saying?
If you're going to enjoy Hana-chou's taste with a bento, you don't have to go all the way to Ryotei!
Hanako-san, do you like this Hana-chou that much?
I like Hana-chou's taste at a cheaper price for more people.
I'm not talking to you!
Mom! Mom!
Mom!
I thought I was selling this bento for Hana-chou,
but I bought Kayo's anger and this happened...
I had no choice but to stand up for Hanako.
Okay, so you've heard Rocky's theme song.
It's a song you can listen to anytime.
Kaio-chan of Aichi Prefecture!
I think you now have the courage to confess to your one-sided love!
Do your best!
Okay, next song.
Next song is from Mikawa Anjou.
From a fan named "Cat Lover".
Good evening, big brother!
Hey! Listen to me today!
Actually, my cat died the other day.
I'm very sad right now.
Please cheer up for me like this!
Okay, I'll send you the perfect song for you.
Rocky's theme song!
Thank you very much!
Next song!
Next song is from Gifuhashima.
From a fan named "Tomato".
Please give me a sticker for the show.
Okay, I'll send you this song.
Rocky's theme song!
Thank you very much!
Next song is from Maibara.
From a fan named "Snowfall".
I love Okan and Maa-kun's comedy.
Okay, I'll send you this song.
Rocky's theme song!
Thank you very much!
Tokyo!
Akiko!
Can you play "Kanran Kibou" for me?
OK!
Rocky's theme song!
OK!
Next song is from Tokyo!
Miwa!
"Kibou Ninsu Go Mei"!
Rocky's theme song!
Let's not do it anymore!
Finally, Custom is shining!
It's wonderful, isn't it?
If you watch this, you'll be connected to the next Kayo Family Special.
I see.
It was tough again, wasn't it?
Yes, it was tough again.
What was it today?
I'm trying to remember, so I don't really remember.
Let's watch it!
Yes!
Today's hero is...
The Kakashiro!
Ebisu Yoshikazu!
He's 45 years old.
This touch is really something!
This is Ebisu's song.
Today, we have a composer.
Please come out!
Daibetsu-san, when you left, you didn't have 1,000 yen with you, did you?
How could you think of that?
No, no, what are you talking about? It's amazing!
Is it?
It's almost like that.
How about you?
Today we talked about "the kakashira", right?
Yes.
As a transformation method...
Transformation method... How do you transform?
Well...
Yes.
I had to think of something, so I drew a skull around here.
Yes.
First of all, you transform by yourself, right?
You've been saying it! You've been saying it for a while now!
You know, like a bird...
Since it's "kakashi", like a crow...
Yes, yes, yes.
When it sees something flying at it, it transforms, naturally.
So I pretended like it wasn't moving...
"Kakashi" doesn't move, right?
Yes.
That's what I like about it.
You like that?
You like it when it's tied up and doesn't move?
Yes.
So?
I pretended like it wasn't moving and made it feel safe...
What have you been saying for a while now?
Are you two different people?
So you pretend like it's not moving, make it feel safe and attack it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
You paint it, right?
Yes, yes.
Ebisu-san's "the kakashira".
I wonder what she does for a living!
Let's take a look!
It's been a while since I've been in the countryside with my brother.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Mom, what are you going to make for dinner tonight?
Your favorite, gomoku chirashi.
Yeah, we used to play at the river a lot back in the day.
Yeah, we did.
Hey! Don't look at me like that!
Wow, there's a lot of you guys.
What's this? It's tough.
Tough, huh?
Hey, look over there! It's a play!
Tokuzawa Tomioichi.
I knew it was a playhouse.
Hey, mister!
Tokuzawa Tomioichi!
What kind of play is this?
The play is about to start.
Ever since we came to the village, we've been playing every day.
Your mom's in there, too.
What are you thinking about?
I'm gonna go in there and get her.
Wait for me, Hirari!
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry!
What's with all this excitement?
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ Kera, kera, kiri, yume, shiba ♪
♪ Shini, fugi, zutsu, me, hire, mushi, nai ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
- This is... - What's up with you?
- You guys! - Huh?
Wait a minute!
Are you guys doing something wrong too?
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
Punching fans in the head!
That's not what a star does!
They're happy that we punched them in the head!
You guys!
Don't say things like that for no reason!
I don't think of you as fans!
You are...
Dandan's Hamada!
What?
These guys...
They're giving me a mind control!
They don't listen to me at all!
You're stupid!
You!
You think you're the best when you're wrong!
I hate you!
I can't do anything about it!
Transform!
Something like that!
Transform!
Let me go!
My book!
You bastard!
What are you thinking about?
Hey!
Humming...
Bang!
What are you doing, you bastard?
I'm so mad.
Hey you!
What?
You did everything I told you to do.
You know, you're really strong today.
You're a master of balance music.
Wake up, you bastard!
Drop it, you bastard!
What's wrong with you?
You're bad.
Today's match is like always, with a gun and a thumb nail.
But today we won't lose!
Yeah, we won't be defeated!
Today's match is...
This!
Here it is, Kakashira!
Today's game is...
Happy and Embarrassed Crazy Crazy Crazy Game!
That's right!
So, we will fight today, too!
Today, you will fight against me and do as I say.
Okay!
The white and black are black and black and yellow.
And white is red and white.
Okay!
Red and white, good luck!
Thank you!
You shouldn't do that.
Shut up!
Good luck!
You shouldn't do that.
Shut up!
Good luck!
Is that so?
Now, let's start the game!
Game, start!
Takashi, good luck!
Takashi!
Chocopizza!
Papaya salad!
Shut up!
Let's go!
Big brother! Big brother!
Let's go together!
Big brother! Big brother!
You're always so dressed up!
Those Rayburn sunglasses!
Yeah!
Laura's jacket!
Biggie's pants!
Kusuke's derby!
Yeah!
Rush!
GIMME THAT MONEY!
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
*Buzzer*
Satoko!
Come on!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
*Whistle*
*Screams*
*Whistle*
Bash! Bash! Bash! Bash!
Let's go!
S-service!
Hey you!
I'm going home!
How long are you going to make me do it, you bastard!
I'm out of tape!
Big brother!
You're so cool, big brother!
Ebitsu-san, we were hoping for your sense of humor and your strongest hero.
But...
But why?!
- Why did you lie? - Because I was one step ahead, I was weak.
But when you fight, it doesn't matter at all.
But you will lose.
- Please think about it again. - Yes, I will think about it again.
- You don't get angry, do you? - No, I get angry when I get married.
- That's a lie. - Why do you have a mustache?
But I do get angry when I get angry.
When I'm at home, I get angry.
But when I'm at home, I get angry.
What are you talking about?
I'm nice at home, but when I'm at home, I get angry.
- It's like a domestic violence. - I see.
- But you're not afraid of getting angry, are you? - No, I'm not afraid of it.
What if you had a fight with a black man?
- I've never prepared for a fight. - Really?
- If I had a fight with a black man... - What are you talking about?
That's enough!
- Let me introduce you to my friends. - Really?
- Let me introduce you to my friends. - Okay.
First of all, this is...
Natto Rider
Makiko Chihaya, 18 years old.
- She's a little creepy. - Yes, she is.
She's a little creepy.
- This is her transformation method. - Okay.
"Me" of "Pink Lady" sings "never, never, never, never, never, never, never".
"Me" of "Pink Lady" sings "me".
- I see. - She's got a lot of "me".
"Me" of "Pink Lady" sings "me".
This program is...
"Kirinri Ballet".
"Japanese food".
"Meilen Company".
"Lotte".
Sponsored by "p and g".