AISubs v3.4
Give me a break!
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
We know each other.
Who are you?
What are you doing?
Excuse me.
What are you doing?
I was thinking of leaving it there.
Leaving it?
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you done?
Yes.
What are you doing?
Can you give me some cash?
Cash? You should have bought it!
How much is it?
Take it!
Give me a call!
Call me!
But the three of us can save some money.
Yes.
Just call me!
I came later than you.
It has nothing to do with you.
What are you talking about?
Answer me!
Aren't you going to answer me? Are you at home?
Is your mother at home? Call her!
I'm at the apartment.
She's not answering.
Hello? Yes, it's me, Hitoshi.
No, Koji's there, too.
I'm at...
I'm at Mr. Hamada's house.
I'll talk to him for now.
Hello?
Yes, it's me, Hamada.
You and your son...
broke my vase!
An expensive vase!
Come!
I'm at home.
Right now!
These instruments...
What are you doing?
I said I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Mom! Mom!
- Again? - Mom!
- I'm sorry! - It's what children do!
- I am sorry! - It's what children do, mom!
- Find me another one! - Mom!
- Do you get it now? - Yes, I do!
- I'm sorry! - We understand!
- I'm sorry! - We don't want any more!
- This boy is so stupid! - No, we don't!
- He's just playing with children! - Mom!
- Hurry up! - Once again!
- I know! I know! - We're sorry!
Let me say again!
Say it to me again!
Oh well, I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted!
I'm tired!
I'm tired, I'm tired!
Sponsored by Nisshin Foods.
I am...
What are you doing?!
I am Hamada, Houshigi Shinpaiin of the Hana League. Nice to meet you!
And...
And today's commentator is...
The well-known Hana League chairman...
MATSUMO TOSHITO!
It looks like it's over.
Thank you for your hard work.
This is the second stage of HANA LEAGUE.
It's wonderful.
Look at Mr. MOMORINO's achievement.
Mr. FAMINA's painting is very beautiful.
Even if you look at it from this side, it is very wonderful.
But in the middle of it, there is an idiot.
It looks like a totem pole.
That's it.
This is the second stage.
I thought it would end with the first stage.
It's not over yet.
This is the second stage.
Last time, GOCHU-HEI OSAKA won.
GOCHU-HEI OSAKA is a champion.
This time, two new teams have joined.
They are TATAKATANO and GOCHU-HEI OSAKA.
I see.
I hope you are looking forward to it.
Then, let's go!
It is the entrance of the third team who will participate in the second stage!
It is the entrance of the first female team with male power!
YOKOHAMA AMARINOSU!
It is the entrance of the first female team with male power!
And finally, the overall champion and ending champion, GOCHU-HEI OSAKA!
Is it coming?
That's it for the three teams.
Thank you for hosting us, two teams.
Last time, we won against Gotsuei Osaka.
Since we won for the first time, we got flowers.
We got these for you.
Since we won for the second time, we got flowers for you too.
We got these for you.
Let's decorate more and more.
What? Are we continuing?
How do you feel as champions?
We're definitely going to win today.
Losing for the first time doesn't mean anything.
Can you show us a little?
We are...
Do your best today.
Lastly...
I can't wear this costume.
Let's wear it together.
You really don't like it?
XL is too small for me.
XL is too small for you?
Even if I wear it, it's too white.
It's a shame.
You really don't have any worries, do you?
I don't have any worries, so it's like this.
Excuse me, customers.
Do your best.
That's it for the three teams.
Let's go to the first round!
The first round will be between Yamato and Yokohama.
I see.
It hurts!
Now, please have a taste.
Can't you wash it like you did last time?
It's okay!
It's hot!
Don't fight!
It hurts!
That must have hurt!
He's crying! He's crying! He's crying!
It's okay!
That must have hurt!
Drink it!
Let's do it!
Can we do it?
It hurts, but bear with it.
It's already starting...
Let's do it!
We're doing it!
You can do it!
Danbu's crying!
You can do it!
Danbu, pull!
Pull, pull!
You can do it, Danbu!
Pull, pull, pull!
You can do it!
(Screaming)
I'm going!
(Screaming)
- Well, Wado-san, you've seen a good fight, haven't you? - This is a good fight, isn't it?
- The overall winner and now the three who are stuck. - Yes.
Well, it's the final round!
The team that won this is...
- This is, you know... - Yes?
No matter what you say...
I lost my memory for a moment.
- I thought you had come. - This is...
- My height is low, isn't it? - Yes.
Your height and low are different.
- I'm telling you. - What are you talking about?
- Don't say nonsense! - It's true.
But my front is the most painful.
- Your front is painful, isn't it? - The back of my head is stiff.
I'll do my best with my head.
What's up with you?
- Well, are you ready? - Yes.
The final round! Get ready!
Go for it! Go for it!
The Golden Wasabi Scissors
The Golden Wasabi Scissors will be given to the winner of this competition!
Let's participate in the Hanoi League!
Right? The National Team Competition.
There's a National Team Competition?!
Should we do it? Should we not do it?
What are you talking about?!
This is what we're talking about.
Well, Yokohama Amarino-san, please train again and challenge again!
I'll do my best!
Everyone, thank you very much!
That's it for Hanoi League's second round!
You... you haven't danced since you finished singing!
I'm sorry!
Is there anyone like you, you idiot?!
Thank you!
What are you doing?! Thank you, Koji!
Hello!
Koji-san, it seems like you're a Karate practitioner, right?
Yes, I've received a participation award at the Okinawa competition before.
I see...
Yes.
Your skills, too...
But I haven't been practicing lately, so I might be a little rusty.
I thought so, too.
Don't prepare me for it!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, Furo-san!
Please prepare me for it!
I heard about it, so I prepared it for you.
But I heard that you can finish this in a row.
What? In a row?!
In a row?!
Okay!
Koji, is that number okay for you?
If it's less than that, it won't look good!
Well, of course!
Furo-san...
Please don't do it...
KOJI!
You really did it!
You're good!
It hurts!
KOJI, you're amazing!
Oh, it's on your head!
I can't dance anymore!
Wow, you did a good job! Thank you, KOJI!
You're welcome!
KOJI, you did a great job!
Now, let's announce this week's "best 3"!
Yes! First of all, this week's "third place" goes to...
ITSUJI SAO, who released her debut album "400,000 copies" the other day!
You...
You don't have a hand in your pocket when you appear, do you?!
I'm sorry...
Don't look down on me! You did it, ITSUJI, you bastard!
You're finally in the "best 3"!
Recently, my album "ITAO-SAN FAN" has suddenly increased.
Even when I listen to the lyrics of my next song, I feel like I'm going to cry!
You're right about that...
You've changed, haven't you?!
I'm kind of popular now...
Well, it can't be helped. People who are popular are like this...
Oh, is that so?
By the way, what is the theme of this song and how do you feel about it?
When I was in high school, I played baseball.
Oh, you were a pitcher, weren't you?
I think it was the final qualifying round of the prefecture.
We won by one-to-one at "Kyukai-no-omote-mado".
If we had two or three more people, we would have become a dream coach.
And we managed to hit two batters, but we gave the next batter a foul.
And when we threw the next pitch, I heard a "guki" sound from my arm.
And when I turned around, the ball I threw was rolling on the field of the outfield.
That's right. Our summer was over.
My teammates held me in their arms and none of them complained about me.
At first, I swore that I would win first place in something or share my joy with my friends.
I see. That's what you wrote about.
Yes.
I see. Then, please stand by.
OK.
Well, my teammates of ITSUJI, your ace is now singing with a medal on his chest.
Please cheer for me.
This week's third place goes to ITAO ITSUJI.
The song is "kyoki".
Recently, young man, I feel so good.
You and you go home.
OK!
Wait!
What's wrong with you?
It was the beginning.
The beginning is good.
You lose to "gu" but you win to "pa".
Dan-dan!
Yes!
Congratulations!
Wow!
Dad, you're always bald.
Yes, I am.
Dad!
Go!
Clean up! Clean up!
Mom, I just ate. I don't know how much I ate.
Will you go home?
I'm tired! I'm tired! I'm tired!
I'm tired!
William Wheater High School is...
When I was little, my dad was the first teacher in karaoke.
He was working there and my house was in a big echo state.
My house itself was in a big echo state and my dad used to sing a lot of songs.
When I was in kindergarten, my dad taught me to sing this song when I was lonely.
Let's walk with our heads held high
So that our tears won't fall
I remember that spring day
On a lonely night
Happiness is up in the clouds
Happiness is in the sky
Let's walk with our heads held high
So that our tears won't fall
As we walk while crying
On a lonely night
Let's walk with our heads held high
Here we go.
- Hello! - Hello!
I'm nervous!
What's he doing?!
Hey, Amada!
- You didn't have an Osmo? - No, I didn't.
- Let's watch TV. - No, no, no.
I bought a video, so let's watch it. It feels good.
- Let's watch your old videos. - Don't say that!
- It feels good. Let's watch it. - Let's watch TV. Let's watch new movies.
- Why not?! - Why not?!
- Let's watch it. - Why not?!
- Let me see it. - Hey!
- Let me see it. - Aren't you an old woman?!
- What are you doing?!
- Let me see it! - Why not?!
- What are you doing?! - What?!
- You're funny! - What do you think?!
- You're not my mom! - You're...
- You're not my mom! You can't be on TV! - What?
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - What's up with you?!
- You're hurting me! - You're like my mom!
- You're fine now. - Hey!
- Stop it! - Why do you have this?!
- You're like... a electronic... Oh! Here it is!
- Watch it! - Dad!
- Watch it! - Mom!
- Dad! - I'm sorry!
- It's so tight! - You're so mean!
- It's all your fault! - You're wrong!
- It's so funny! - It's all your fault!
- Mark! - Hey, say "Mark"!
- Mark! - Hey, say it! Say it!
- Mark! Say "Mark"!
- Mark! - Yes!
- How are you? - Oh, thank you!
- Mark! - Hey, he's crying!
- Mark! - Hey, I'm still watching!
- How about this? Is it good? - I'm going to cry!
- Mark, why are you crying? - Hey, is it fresh?
- Mark, is it good? - Hey, is it Mark?
- Mark, is it good? - He's my son!
- Son! - Look, son!
- But he's a good son of a rich woman's heart!
How old is your son?
He is eighteen years old.
Eighteen years old, third year of high school.
I see.
You don't have to take care of him.
Don't worry about it.
Don't talk to me like that.
Your son is eighteen years old.
What are you talking about?
Don't worry about it.
Now, we will announce the winner of this competition.
It's over.
Let's watch the Grand Prix.
The winner of the Grand Prix is...
Mr. Hamada, who came from Nichome.
Mr. Hamada!
And the prize money is 50,000 yen!
I like this one better than the trophy!
It's obvious, isn't it?
Well, we won, but...
After the commercial, we'll give you the winning team ticket!
What are you doing?
We'll give it to you!
Wait! This one!
You idiot!
Wait! Wait!
Excuse me!
It's here! It's here!
It's here!
Cover it up!
It's here!
Don't worry about it.
If you look up, you'll know.
If you did it, do it.
Let's eat together.
Detective, we've located the suspect.
What?!
We did it!
We did it, Chief!
We did it!
Arrest them!
*thud, thud, thud*
Hamako, who was brought to Haracho by his father's debtors in 1928, had not yet realized what fate awaited him.
Hamako, I have something important to talk about with the lady here.
I'm sorry, but will you wait for me here?
All right. Don't go anywhere.
- Okay? - Yes.
- Okay.
Thank you very much. Please tell your boss I said hello.
- Yes, yes. If you're done, please leave. - Thank you very much.
Oh, right. My daughter and I are going home now. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
- Senkichi! Bring me some salt! - Yes, ma'am!
Oh!
Sis! She took the ball!
What are you doing?! Give it back!
If you touch it like that, it'll get dirty! Give it back!
I was just picking it up for you...
You're a shrewd girl. What are you doing in front of my house?
What's with that dirty outfit? Go away!
Go away!
Where's my father?
Don't you know anything?
If it's your father, he's gone.
You know, you were sold to this flower market by a debt collector.
It's no use buying you like this.
You're in big trouble, too.
Not at all, ma'am.
It's like throwing money into a river.
What's going on?
You bastard!
Listen carefully.
If you run away, I'll hang myself.
Is that okay with you?
Toshi-chan.
Yes, ma'am.
Take her to the futon room.
Is a bath okay?
It's too soft.
The futon will get dirty like this.
Kenichi-bocchan!
What are you doing in a place like this?
Hamako!
Do this for me.
All night long.
Yes.
And this, too.
Why do I have to receive this punishment?
Thinking of her kind father,
Kenichi-bocchan started to cry.
Hamako...
Your crying job won't end.
Now, let me help you.
Who are you?
I'm Hamako's ally.
These candy balls look delicious.
I'll keep it a secret from everyone.
How is it?
Your cheeks look like they're about to fall off.
There, there.
Hamako's small heart was filled with sadness,
and Kenichi-bocchan gently embraced it.
For Kenichi-bocchan's sake,
Hamako swore to her heart that she would make Hana-chou a fine businesswoman.
It's out of order.
What's wrong?
Oh, yes.
This is bad.
Can you wash it tonight?
Yes, I understand.
Hamako-chan!
Yes!
What's going on with you and your group of forty people?
You've made food and everything else!
Are you going to take responsibility for this?
Yes!
Oh, no...
Hamako swore to start over from scratch.
But...
Also, a new trial was waiting for them.
Well then, Sensei, I'm counting on you for the lesson.
Get!
- Hempstah Hamada! - Yes?
Die!
Die now!
No!
Die now!
(sobbing)
sexual harassment!
Welcome to "Custom Hikaru"
You all look like you just washed your face
It's weird
You all look young, but you all look like you're in a romance play
(applause)
How do you feel about being the hero of the week?
I'm kind of scared
Now, let me introduce you to this week's heroes!
This week's heroes are...
Mustache Man
Onoue Tomoyami
Houkou
Second-year work!
This is the worst!
Why is it like this?!
It has nothing to do with it!
This is...
Is this all you can say?!
This is "Mustache Man"!
What is this?!
Now, let me introduce you to...
"Hissasasa"!
"Onaraiki"!
What's that?
"Fuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He's impressed by that.
That's what you're up to now, Father.
- "Pooping". - "Pooping".
- This is a special move. - Oh.
A mysterious attack where you pop a tiny bit of poop while making it pop.
- Father, you don't like that one. - Oh, I see.
I'll forget about it next week.
- I see. - Now...
- This week's hero is... - Yes.
- A man with a butt. - A man with a butt.
Now, let's take a look!
"Kaito Ningen Custom Hikaru". Please enjoy.
Goku Killer
"Goku Killer" is "Goku Killer" when the battle is over.
And "Goku Killer" is "Goku Killer" when he gets tired and "Goku Killer" is "Goku Killer" when he sleeps well.
I see. That's why "Goku Killer" is so strong.
That's right.
Hey! What are you looking at?
It's you, isn't it? You're flirting with your mother.
What are you talking about?
I'm flirting with you.
You're flirting with me.
Get out of here!
Hey! What are you two doing?
I'm going to get some yakisoba.
Yakisoba? I only have "Goku Killer" with me.
You're always doing business like this.
Get out of here!
You idiot!
You, too!
Hey!
What?
You, too!
Can I say that?
What?
You're amazing today.
What?
I'll show you my swimsuit.
Hey! Hey!
You're even wearing colors!
Get out of here!
You smell like a house!
I've had enough of you! Get out of here!
You bastard!
Kirari!
I never dreamed that "Goku Killer" would be here.
Look at that!
What?
That's the source of "Goku Killer"'s power.
It's a cylinder.
I see.
If I steal that, I'll win for sure!
Let's go!
Be quiet!
Are you okay?
Watch out, you bastard!
Brother! Can you open the lock?
Damn you, Tomita! You pulled the string from above!
All right! There's no choice! Let's go from the other side!
Let's go!
All right! This way, Kirari!
Over there!
What should we do?
What should we do? It's Tomita again!
We're alone, Kirari!
Calm down! Calm down!
You're in the way! Get up! I'll help you!
Ah! There's smoke and I can't see where I am!
Where am I?
You're burning, man!
Don't worry, Kirari!
I'll save you!
Hang in there!
I did it, Kirari!
Brother!
You're amazing, but you can't show off in front of your friends!
No, no, no!
Wait for me, Kirari!
Hey, you!
Give it back!
Are you first class?
Give it back!
If you beat me, can I give it back to you?
Give it back!
Wait!
Take this!
Give it back!
You're going to die!
You're going to burn!
Hey!
Huh?
Do you think we should do something like this?
What do you want me to do?
You're crazy, man!
Give it back!
Shinji, give it back!
If you beat me, I'll give it back!
If you beat me?
Yes!
What's this battle about?
I don't know much about this battle either!
Today's battle is dynamic!
Yes!
Thank you!
Shall we play a game?
Genki!
Yes!
You've improved, you two!
Of course!
I've been watching you since you were little!
All right! Are you ready?
Yes!
Today's game is...this!
What's that?
I was wondering if you were looking for a man who can beat you.
That's why you're here, right?
Yes!
Let me explain the rules!
The rules are simple!
From now on, you two will give each other quizzes!
Yes!
If you get it right, it's okay!
If you don't get it right, you'll get a cute penalty!
What does "okay" mean?
If you get it right...
All right!
It means you're handsome!
What's that supposed to mean?!
First of all...
It's a quiz about a man with a butt!
Try making the face of a pigeon when it's eaten by beans.
[Screaming]
Which hand did you break?
[Laughter]
Are you okay, man with a beard?
He is the man with a beard!
[Laughter]
The question for you is this!
Please imitate Masakazu Tamura.
[Laughter]
Duru Duru Yoichi.
[Screaming]
Masakazu Tamura!
[Screaming]
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
[Laughter]
Next, here is the question for the male audience!
What do you value most when you compare yourself to an animal?
Meganezal.
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
[Laughter]
You hit me in the head!
Next, here is the question for the female audience!
What is your girlfriend's or wife's favorite dish?
Gyoza.
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
Next, here is the question for the male audience!
Please imitate Hisaya Morishige.
[Laughter]
Buddy...
I don't know...
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
Why is it so creamy?
Can you do such a thing, you bastard?!
Can you do such a thing?!
Why?! Why do you do such a thing?!
Why do you do such a thing?!
I can't stand it! I can't stand it!
[Screaming]
Brother!
You're not my brother anymore!
[Screaming]
Asshole! You're the worst hero!
Asshole! I don't want to see your face anymore!
[Applause]
Today's hero is...
That asshole!
I want to kick his ass!
That's right.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Let me introduce you to the heroes.
First of all, this one!
Cliff Hundry Woman.
That's not good.
Nobuhiro Masako, a first-year high school student.
Her transformation method is...
She wears a negrito and puts on Chanel's number 5 and transforms.
She's a woman, after all.
Issa-sasa!
She makes the president and others go crazy over her.
She makes them buy a mansion before they know it.
Beverly...
Beverly Hills attack!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Well, well, well...
Feature!
There's no shortage of assassins!
Oh, her hair is all over the place.
Now she's in a Ginza club, Elegant Ginza,
and she's selling clothes under the name "Nagisa".
No way!
Now she's in a Ginza club.
Hey, let's beat her up!
Well, I don't think it's possible.
Now, let's look at the next feature.
Here it is!
Transparent human!
This is nice!
Oikei Takeshi, 6th grade elementary school.
Oh!
How to transform!
Oh!
Transform when you feel like it!
Special move!
Yes!
Pee in front of your face!
Oh, it's been a while!
Transparent human!
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