AISubs v3.4
Number 3!
Yeah!
Thank you for always being a dominant singer, Cody!
Okay, Yayoi-chan, nice to meet you!
Okay! From 6th place to 9th place has been announced.
Next up is number 10!
Who is it? Who is it?
A singer and drummer who is very active in the city and on the air, Itao Izuchi-san!
Wow... Izuchi...
Not bad for you, huh?
First place and you're already in 10th place?
Are you kidding me? You're already among the top stars!
Are you kidding me, you bastard?!
You're happy, aren't you?!
It's not like that!
You're really something!
That humility of yours is what makes you a high school girl.
Now you're a grown up.
You're funny!
Not bad, not bad!
Um, Itao-san, it seems like you got the idea for this song when you went on a trip to America.
Yes, that's right.
Where did you go?
Um, I went to New York.
New York?
Wow, that's pretty cool of you.
Yes.
As expected of a musician.
Well, it's not like that.
I took one guitar and went to New York.
But I ran out of money on the way.
So I stayed at a subway station.
A businessman came to avoid me.
When I looked at him, I saw a broken cup with hot soup in it.
When I looked at his face, I saw a few homeless people standing there with smiles on their faces.
Even if we don't have much to say, I think smiles are common in the world.
The song I wrote for him is today's song.
Are you serious?!
I'm serious.
You've been acting like that from the beginning.
No, I'm serious.
Well, please stand by, Itao-san.
You wrote the song for those people, didn't you?
That's right.
Then let me hear it.
Now, I'm sure your singing voice will reach your friends in New York, too.
I'm Itou Itsuji, 10th place.
I'm old enough to eat.
Tropical Generation!
How are you?
Now, I'm sure your singing voice will reach your friends in New York, too.
I'm old enough to eat.
That's what everyone is shouting.
I'm old enough to eat.
This program is brought to you by Kirin Bibarecchi...
Nisshin Foods...
Maiden Company...
Lotte...
and P&G.
Thank you for your hard work!
This applause is for Neogi.
You guys are idiots! Let's go! Let's go!
Now, what should we start with today?
Today, I'll do my best by myself.
Let's go!
I should pull this, right?
OK!
Not good at all! Not good at all!
What is this?
It moved!
Hero!
Yes! Let's go with Hero!
Go ahead!
10! 1st year middle school!
1st year middle school! Watanabe Rie-chan, 1st year middle school!
Transformation method!
Yes!
Not particularly particular!
Oh, it's flexible!
If you do it with a light touch, it's fine.
I understand.
Special move!
Throwing a belt capsule!
There's a capsule in it, right?
Yes, yes.
Several strongest murderers come out and cook the enemy as easily as possible.
Capsule infantry attack!
Depending on the capsule here, very strong infantry come out, right?
Soldiers come out!
That doesn't mean you don't need this guy.
Let me do it first!
If you can't win against these guys...
Oh, come on! I'm coming out!
You're already in a bunch!
I'm in a bunch!
You're good!
Weakness!
I don't like rain!
Are you that strong?
I only like rain!
Why is that?
Well, well...
Because it comes in a bunch!
No, no!
Now, let me introduce you!
Today's hero is Marco!
Please watch "Transformation Man" customically!
This is a very cheap cut house in Tokyo, "Kira".
Its name and cheapness have a distinct smell of evil.
Bravo! Thank you very much!
Welcome!
How about today?
What kind of hair?
Trendy hair.
Trendy, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Ah, is that so? Trendy, yes!
Ah, isn't this too short?
Yes.
Ah, it stinks a little!
Well, well, let's wash your hair!
Hey, stay here for a moment and get ready!
Yes.
Ah!
Eat it!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Eat it!
What are you doing?
Eat it!
Damn you!
Eat it!
Doggy!
Get out of here!
Damn you!
What's wrong with you?
You're crazy!
Hello, hello!
Oh, it's you, Mr. Kosuda!
Yes, hello!
Oh, what is it?
One molybdenum.
Oh, yes, yes, I understand.
What? Your wife is strong-willed?
That's not what I meant!
I don't know!
And please take care of it.
Yes, yes, thank you!
Hello!
Oh, you're here!
What's up with you today?
Let me introduce you.
This is my boyfriend, Shingo.
Oh, I see!
Hello!
This is my older brother, Hikaru.
Nice to meet you.
Hello, I'm Shingo.
Nice to meet you.
Um...
What's wrong with you?
What?
You don't have to be so sad about it!
This suits you, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't!
Yesterday, I went to a cheap barbershop called Barber Killer.
And when I asked them to cut my hair the way I like it,
they suddenly cut it short!
And...
No, no, you...
Your reaction is too big!
No, no, I get it, I get it!
There must be a reason for it!
That bar smells like something!
Brother, if you're going to fight, don't do it!
You'll lose anyway!
What are you talking about?
It's okay!
Shingo, can you show me around the bar?
You lost!
Let's go!
What's going on?!
We can't go on like this.
Wait! Wait!
Hey, hey, hey!
I know someone who used to shave their head like this.
That has nothing to do with it!
When I see someone's head, I want to do it like this.
Wait!
No one's going to help you!
Wait!
I won't forgive you anymore!
Hey, you! You'll be fine too.
I'll help you now.
What do you know?!
You'll be fine somehow! You really like bullying people!
This is definitely a one-shot deal!
Now you, shave! You'll be fine now!
You're all shaved!
It's totally fine! It's not weird!
Now, go back to work!
It's fine! Go back!
You always get in my way!
I won't forgive you for hurting people anymore!
You bastard! Transform now!
Transform?!
I don't want to waste my time anymore!
Transform at once!
Transform!
Wait!
I hope it doesn't rain.
What are you talking about?
What's that?
It's my weakness, you idiot.
Oh, is it?
Today, I can move a lot, you idiot!
I'm a hero!
That's good.
But!
Today, I've prepared a lot of things.
Don't be surprised, you idiot.
What do you mean?
First of all, this!
What's that?
I don't fight alone.
I have terrible infantry with me!
I'll dance right now, you idiot!
What?
A cocktail!
Come on!
Hooray!
Wow, that's amazing!
How old are you?
Seventy-five.
Seventy-five years old.
Who is the oldest among you?
Ninety.
Eighty-three.
Who do you like the most?
I see.
As you can see, you like girls, don't you?
Yes, I like girls.
Do you like girls now?
Yes, I like girls now.
What do you like about girls?
I don't like girls.
You don't like girls.
What do you like about girls?
I like girls' palms.
What?
I like girls' palms because I cover girls' palms with my hands.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Anyway, I hope you'll stay healthy and happy!
I hope you'll stay healthy and happy!
What's going on?
It's ridiculous!
What's going on?
It's an attack!
You scared me!
You smelled like something!
Don't say things like that!
You bastard!
Don't eat me, you bastard!
If you do this, I'll...
What?
Take this!
What are you doing?
It's a love ball attack!
Stop it!
You bastard!
I love you with my fingers.
Even under the cloudy glass.
There's not much left.
My fingers are shaking.
What a nice song. Shut up!
What are you talking about?
Do you want to end up like him?
It looks like we have to settle this or we won't be able to play anymore.
We'll settle it, but today's game is a little special.
What is it?
Take a look at this!
"Traveling to America by sea pose game"!
We're traveling to America?
What?
Listen up!
If you can pose a real sea pose like this, you win.
But, if you can pose it like this, you'll win a wonderful prize!
No way!
Today's game is amazing!
What is it?
Let me introduce you. This is the person!
Minami Bose is a sea side hotel in Chikura.
It's a super resort where you can take a bath in the summer and eat seafood.
The food is good, too.
What are you saying?
You're a maidservant! Get your hands off me, you bastard!
You bastard...
This maidservant is amazing. He's been working hard as a woman.
You... you... you know about it?
Even though my husband didn't come back because of gambling addiction, I worked hard as a woman. Right?
That's fine. If you say it like that, it's fine.
It's not good.
What are you going to do?
Hey, maidservant, what are you going to do?
What?
Maidservant...
Leave me alone!
No, no, no...
What?
Are you going to hit me?
Maidservant, you can watch it over there.
I see...
See?
This is what you were thinking.
You're going to hit me, the real me!
I'm going to use all of my strength in America!
Can you hit me, the real me?
No, no, no...
This is it!
Alright!
This is it!
Go ahead, Maidservant!
Am I going to lose again today?
Maidservant, you can say it, right?
You can say it!
You idiot! Stop it!
Die!
Go, Kira!
Maidservant!
I told you I was going to lose!
You'll be alone from now on.
As expected, you were the worst hero ever, Marco.
If you don't hurry up, Hikaru's body will be destroyed.
I'll be waiting for you to become a stronger hero.
You're drinking it all at once!
Is it good, Koji?
Koji, are you full now?
I'm full.
Let's dance!
Yeah, let's dance!
What are you doing?
My dad succeeded in losing 5 kilograms of weight.
My mom succeeded in losing 10 kilograms of weight.
My brother succeeded in losing 15 kilograms of weight.
I succeeded in losing 20 kilograms of weight.
As expected of us, we're still...
...a rich family.
You took it, didn't you?
Huh?
You stole it, didn't you?
I don't know!
What's with that attitude?
What?
You don't regret it at all, do you?
Are you kidding me?
What's with the way you talk?
What?
I've never talked like you before.
What's with you? Take off your glasses. I'll hit you in the face.
Why would you hit me?
Take off your glasses. I'll hit you in the face.
You don't regret it at all, do you?
What's with you?
Why would you hit me?
That's enough.
I'll call your mom and ask her to give you a ride.
That has nothing to do with it!
You bastards!
What are you doing?!
Get out of my way!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?!
Who are you?!
Don't touch me because of my master!
Don't touch me! Who do you think you are?!
It's not like that at all!
No, it's not like that!
I know it for sure!
Um...
I stole it when I was selling screws!
It's none of your business!
Stop it!
If you listen to me, it's not the first time!
You came here last week...
Don't say things you didn't say!
It's not like that!
You're always like this!
You have a part-time job, so you have money!
That's right!
Mom...
Mom!
I didn't do anything like this, but I don't regret it at all!
Call the police!
The police?
That's right.
I'm sorry.
Hey, young man...
I'm sorry!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Oh, it's nothing.
Mom, young man...
I didn't do anything!
Can you listen to me?
I don't know.
It's not the first time!
You...
Hello?
This...
Thank you.
I stole it.
Amina Beauty?
This?
Yes.
I stole it.
It's not like that!
It's none of your business!
It's none of my business!
I don't regret it at all!
It's none of my business!
Call the police!
Let's do it!
Let's do it now!
That's right!
It's none of your business!
It's none of my business!
Which one is it?
This one...
Hello, are you Minami?
Oh, thank you.
Yes, I'm from Isetan Department Store.
Oh, young man, can you do me a favor?
Oh, thank you, thank you!
Um, Manbiki!
Mom!
You'll call the police, won't you?!
Let's do it! Let's do it right now!
I was on the phone!
If you touch me now, you'll get angry!
Of course I will!
If you get angry, you can't talk!
I can't talk! Please don't touch me!
I'll do it!
I'll call you, okay?
I'll call you!
Mom, I can't do anything about it!
I can't do anything about it!
You're a bad guy!
You're a criminal!
Are you always like this, man?
Oh, hello! I'm always like this!
You're always like this!
I've loved you since you were a young boy.
I love you with all my heart!
If you do that, I won't be on the phone like this!
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
If you keep talking like this, I'll call the police!
If you keep talking like this!
I'm sorry!
Mom!
Mom! Mom!
You can't do this!
I'm talking right now!
You're talking, aren't you?!
If you cut me off, I can't talk!
Are you cutting me off now?!
You just cut me off!
Are you cutting me off now?!
I'm not cutting you off yet!
Call me!
That's right! Call me!
I'll call you, Mom!
Call me!
I'm not cutting you off yet!
Call me!
You just cut me off!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Please, young man!
Thank you!
I'm fine!
What can I do for you?
A name?
A name!
I won't cut you off!
A name!
I won't cut you off!
Not a neighborhood name!
I won't cut you off!
Not a neighborhood name!
- I won't play with you anymore! - Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
I won't do it again!
Get out of my way!
(Applause)
First of all, let me introduce you to our teachers!
First of all, here!
First of all, it's us!
(Applause)
Teacher! Teacher!
It's been a while!
(Applause)
First of all, it's Ms. Nishiata Yayoi!
(Applause)
Second of all, it's Ms. Kurano Itaosa!
(Applause)
Now, let me introduce you to today's special judges!
Today's special judges are...
Ms. Ijima Ai!
(Applause)
Ms. Ijima, you usually dress like this...
No, I don't!
You usually dress like this on TV, don't you?
Yes, I do!
But today, your mother dressed like this!
Yes, I do!
She's my senior, so I'd like to learn from her!
It'd be nice if someone who looks like you came, but this segment is a little reckless...
(Laughter)
There are a lot of people who say, "Don't overdo it!"
Really?
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you for having me!
Now, please take your seats!
(Applause)
Let's go!
Today, we have a trainee's mother!
Please come out!
(Applause)
Now, let's go! Entry No. 1 is Reiko Kumazawa!
From three sites above, 83, 60, 86.
For 30 years, he has kept locking and still faces heavy metal live performances.
He is a heavy metal lover! (Applause)
Now, next is entry No. 2, Kiribata Konishi!
From three sites above, 80, 58, 84.
She looks like she's from Yomurokusho, but in fact she's from Gakushujuku!
She is a 22-year-old mother of eight daughters.
(Applause)
Now, entry No. 3 is Kyoko Saito!
From three sites above, 80, 63, 86.
She has a proud long hair and came all the way from Yamagata Prefecture!
Her three-year-old grandchild is Ms. Yuru Okusama! (Applause)
Now, entry No. 4! Entry No. 4 is Aji Kimishima!
The president's wife is wearing a kimono today!
(Applause)
Now, finally, entry No. 5, Miyamoto Terumi!
From three sites above, 90, 69, 95!
From 28 years of age above and 7 years of age below,
she gave birth to seven children!
She appeared with her dynamite body pushed down!
She is the mother of Osaka!
(Applause)
Now, that's all for entry No. 5.
Now, questions!
All of a sudden...
You're a little different today.
(Laughter)
What are you saying?!
Now, teachers!
Itao-san!
Yes.
Have you ever been picked up recently?
You want to know?!
(Laughter)
Well, it's not quite for judging.
This happens.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, number one.
Yes, in January and May.
"Would you like some tea?" I was asked.
How did you answer?
I ignored it.
Oh, you didn't know?
That's right.
Oh, you didn't follow me?
Of course not.
Of course not?
(Laughter)
I said of course not.
(Laughter)
Now, number two!
About a month ago...
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was shopping in a department store...
Yes.
"Would you like something to eat?" I was asked.
How old are you?
I think I'm in my 30s or so.
Oh, and how did you answer?
Well, I was wondering what I should do, and a child came, so I couldn't do it.
(Laughter)
Number two, you have a lot of hair, don't you?
(Laughter)
Looking at you from behind, you look like a fire truck.
(Laughter)
I was wondering if you were looking this way.
(Laughter)
Why?!
Of course not!
(Laughter)
Now, number three!
Yes.
Well, last month...
Last month?
Yes.
Where was it?
It was a party house.
It was a party house!
Was it near your house?
Well...
Yes, it was.
(Laughter)
Yes, it was.
(Laughter)
How did you answer?
(Laughter)
I'm sorry, I have no idea.
(Laughter)
How did you answer?
I said, "Isn't she cute?"
You said, "Isn't she cute?"
Yes.
And?
And I said, "No way!"
No way!
(Laughter)
And...
Yes.
And I said, "Would you like some cold coffee?"
(Laughter)
And I drank some cold coffee, and that was it.
(Laughter)
Don't pick people like me!
(Laughter)
Well, for now...
She said she drank some cold coffee with you.
Yes.
Well, number four!
Yes.
Well, it was a year ago...
Oh, it was a year ago.
It was in Shinjuku.
Shinjuku!
Yes.
Would you like some tea?
Oh, I see.
And recently...
(Laughter)
Yes?
The...
Huh?
The closest place is yesterday.
You didn't say that!
(Laughter)
Don't kick me! Don't kick me!
(Laughter)
Where was it yesterday?
In front of the TV station.
In front of the TV station?
Yes.
What did you say?
Where are you going from now on?
How old were you then?
About 20 years old.
Huh?
Young people!
(Laughter)
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Yes, I understand.
Well, number five!
I wasn't asked, but...
Yes.
Well...
I wore a kimono to a Sunday theater...
Oh...
I was a foreigner, but...
Oh!
Because I was wearing a kimono...
Yes.
They were chasing me...
Yes.
And...
They were filming me all the time.
Oh!
That's what happened.
Oh, I see.
Yes, and...
The yankees would...
You know how they put up tissues like this?
(Laughter)
They'd run up to me and give me a lot of tissues.
Yes, yes, yes.
Who said you could do that?
(Laughter)
Well...
(Laughter)
Well, that's about it.
(Laughter)
Yes!
I'll talk about anything you leave me alone!
(Laughter)
Yes, go ahead.
Until now...
I wonder if you've ever been in a novel.
Well...
Yes.
What year was it?
Well...
Today is 1929, but...
(Laughter)
Today is 1929.
That's a long time ago.
I haven't been born yet.
Yes, yes, yes.
At that time, you were chosen...
As Miss Daikoku Bashira.
(Laughter)
It's Miss but Daikoku Bashira.
Isn't it old man?
What's that?
At that time I wore a kimono properly.
Ah, a kimono.
Yes.
Ah, that's right.
Yes, another one.
Yes, Inima-san.
Yes.
What kind of person is your husband and does your married life go well at night?
I see, I see, I understand.
Now, number one.
My husband is generous and generous and makes me free, so I'm grateful.
I see.
Yes.
Number two.
I'm single.
Is that so?
Yes, I'm looking for a husband.
You're looking for a husband now, aren't you?
Yes.
I see.
Now, number three.
My father is a wonderful father.
What kind of father is he?
Well, he's a father who doesn't say it out loud.
A father who doesn't say it out loud?
That's it, isn't it?
Yes, that's it.
Ah, I see.
Is your married life going well?
Ah, I'm proud of it!
Number four.
What kind of husband is he?
He's a wonderful husband.
What about at night?
It's perfect.
Is it perfect?
Perfect?
Ah, I see.
I'd like to ask you about this.
Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, what kind of husband is he?
Yes.
My father is...
He's a father, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
He's a father who divides Prince Tsuruta and Lady Takakura into two...
No, one...
One?
Why would you divide them into two?
Why don't you add them first?
Add them first!
Normally you say "add them", don't you?
Add them! Yes, yes, add them into two!
Prince Tsuruta and Lady Takakura...
That's cool!
Why would you divide them into two?
You're killing me again!
Kei-san, you're crazy!
Ah, Prince Tsuruta and Lady Takakura...
Yes, yes, yes.
Husband?
Yes, yes.
You're so cool!
Yes, yes. He's one job at a time and he's very kind.
Yes, but he doesn't smoke or drink at all.
Yes.
Just me.
Just me...
Now, before the judges, one by one...
In a sexy pose...
Let's see how the judges are doing.
Now, let's go!
Let's start with number one!
Is that sexy?
Yes, yes.
Number two!
I see.
Now...
She's shaking!
Number three!
Number four!
What's wrong with you?
Now...
Number five!
What's wrong with you?
You're shaking!
What?!
Stop it!
Now...
From number one to five...
Please turn around and tell me your name and age!
Now, let's go!
Number one, please!
Kumazawa Reiko, 45 years old.
45 years old!
Number two, please!
Konishi Kinuko, 44 years old.
44 years old!
Number three, please!
Saito Kyoko, 47 years old.
47 years old!
Number four, please!
Kimijima Hideko, 58 years old.
58 years old!
Now, that's it for the four of you!
Thank you!
Is that all you can say?
Yeah, I guess you could say that, too.
Okay, last up is number five!
I'm Miyamoto Terumi. I'm 48 years old.
And with that, we have number one to number five!
This time, the winner is...
Number one, teacher Sawa Shinsai!
Here you go!
Number two! Number five!
Number two! Number two! Number two!
And with that, the winner is...
Konishi Kinuko!
I don't know where this is coming from...
Congratulations! You are both winners!
The winner, Konishi-san, will receive...
Today's special judge, Ijima Ai-san's...
Ijima-san's favorite bodycon!
Congratulations!
And also, Ijima Ai-san's photo book!
I don't know where this is coming from...
You didn't ask me that question!
I think you'll meet your daughter someday!
I don't know where this is coming from...
Thank you very much!
And with that, this has been the bodycon contest!
An animal park that gives love to children.
This is a story about the love and passion of people who work in such an animal park.
Yes, with that, please get a taxi from Hamadaema station.
Yes, if you say "animal park", we'll go up right away.
Yes, yes, we'll wait for you. Yes, excuse me!
Ah!
Everyone!
Boss!
What's wrong?
Please...
Yes?
You know, I'm going to get a checkup from the head office.
Ah, I just heard about it.
I know, right?
I think I'm going to get a checkup for the first time in a while since I became chairman.
But if they see me in this state, I'll be fired.
Boss, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you to let me say that I say good things all day long.
Boss, I don't want you to say that.
I'm begging you!
This time, I'll get a bonus.
I'll get a bonus of 0.9 million yen!
That's not much.
Ah, is that so?
I'll do something for you.
What could it be?
Excuse me, who are you talking to?
This is an important matter and you don't care about it.
Get out of here!
Get out of here?
Get out of here!
What's with that way of talking?
Chairman, is that how you talk to customers?
What's with you?
I'm...
Kana.
What?
I'm the head office.
You're the head office?
I won't let you do that!
What are you talking about?
I won't let you do that!
Ah, ma'am!
If you don't mind, could you serve us the finest tea and sweets here in Soma?
Thank you for your concern.
That's right.
The tea is made by me.
And the cake is made by me.
What?
I'm sorry!
I'm just doing my job.
Right away...
Yes?
How is the response of customers of this zoo recently?
Ah, of course...
It's the worst.
What?
No, no...
What is it?
My face is the worst.
Really... Your face looks like it's been split between Friday the 13th and the night of the Elm Street Nightmare.
I didn't write it in my script!
Anyway, how are the customers' reactions to the recent dominoes?
It's been going on for a long time now.
Customers say they're happy to be back home.
Here you go! It's a waste of time!
Here you go!
It's scary at night!
Alright! I'm going to be a beast again today!
Ah, it's hard being a tiger. It's already this late. Let's go home!
Oh, it's a beast!
Lady!
Oh, you've got a nice butt!
Shut up!
I'm embarrassed!
You're embarrassed?
What kind of joke is this?!
You're making a good sound!
You're terrible!
But I'm not going to lose to a tiger!
Alright! I'm going home, too!
Watch out!
Why do I always meet such terrible people?!
That's only because you're a tiger!
Yes!
You're a real trouble!
Yes!
Too-da-da, too-da-da, goodbye!
You said the wrong thing!
No, it's not like that!
What's with you guys?!
You can't explain anything!
There's no guest at all!
What are you talking about?
It's been a week!
And we've been together for only two days!
And now we're back in three minutes because of trouble?!
It's been a week since we had a guest back!
What's wrong with you?!
It's been a week?!
What do you mean?!
What?!
I'm just kidding!
These guys like to joke!
Hey!
You!
You're in front of the chief who came from headquarters for inspection!
If you say something like that...
Don't make fun of me!
Chief!
Don't make fun of me!
Chief, I've been wanting to ask you for a favor...
About this animal...
Should we burn it?
If we burn it...
Don't make fun of me!
Don't say such things in front of the chief!
I see.
I can understand what's going on with this animal.
And with that, I'll report it to headquarters.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You're going to report it!
That's...
Chief, you're going to lose your job.
No, but...
We can't deny the truth.
Chief!
What's wrong with you?
What?
In this case...
Show the chief what you're made of!
What are you talking about?
Don't say such things in front of me!
Why are you laughing?
Huh? Why am I laughing?
Don't make fun of me!
This is it! This is it!
Don't say such things in front of me!
What are you looking for?!
Give me my cash!
Cash?
You should have told me earlier!
Do you have any budget for cash?
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Is that all you have?
Chief, with this...
Is that all you have?!
Stop it!
It's painful!
How rotten are you as a human being?!
If you're in trouble, we'll solve it for you right away!
What?
This is the worst thing a human can do!
Thanks to you...
But she's not that kind of money and cowardly human.
Isn't that right, Taiko-san?
Taiko-san? Who are you?
Don't you remember?
I'm Itsuji, who joined the company and joined you right away.
Itsuji?
I was always loved by you.
Every time I cried, I was a coward.
Itsuji-kun!
Was there such a person?
Did you remember or not remember? Which one was it?
Of course there was!
I remember, five years ago, you were sent back to Kyushu to get your political ties back.
If it wasn't for that, you'd be the chief executive of the headquarters by now.
Shut up! I'm not the chief executive!
Are you?
Looking at you now, I want to get back to work.
I want to go back to this zoo.
But...
Don't say anything bad about such a pure-hearted girl like me!
Itsuji, you haven't changed one bit.
Don't you want to go out for a drink today?
What about your husband today?
I don't know him.
Very well, then.
Where do you think you're going? Chief!
What's gotten into you?
I'm sorry.
Chief, it's better for you to report what you know.
If you get fired because of that, it can't be helped.
That's right.
Chief, you're right.
Well, if you go back to the headquarters, please report what you know.
But...
They're doing their best.
I'm responsible for everything.
No, no, no, no!
No!
If you're the only one at fault, we won't get fired.
Right, everyone?
You guys!
Don't worry. I'll report it to headquarters without any problems.
Headquarters? Are you sure about that?
Of course! When I met you all, I was really relieved.
When I look at you all, you all seem to have a bad personality from the bottom of your hearts.
You're bad people without any meaning.
You're hard workers at work.
You're stingy with money.
You're really wonderful people.
Shut up!
If you all work together like this, I'm sure that customers will come back to the zoo.
Headquarters! Thank you very much!
That's our headquarters!
I'll bring you purple and yellow pants.
I don't care about color.
Thank you very much!
I'm really relieved.
I'm always relieved when you come without any problems.
Wait, without any problems?
No, without any problems.
No, no. I got a letter from the zoo asking me to come without any problems.
What?
So you're not the headquarters' alter ego?
You got a letter?
Yes.
Please come and see how much I weigh.
I'm a famous tiger.
Hey!
I'm really heavy!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's me!
No, it's not me!
It's not me!
I knew it!
I'm wearing this yellow costume and this balloon.
It's not me!
Yellow?
I'm so scared!
Wait!
I'm really scared.
Fly!
I did it!
I'm so scared!
What? What? What?
3... 2... 1!
I'm so scared!
It's over.
I'm so scared!
The ending corner!
Thank you very much!
Before, when I made this staff jumper...
I thought I'd give it to 50 people who are watching this program.
So I have the pattern here.
33,900 yen!
I didn't have much money.
Everyone, please choose one.
There are 8 of you, so I'll announce 8 of you here.
Starting with Ryoko, please announce.
From Noboribetsu City, Ito Chie-san...
From Nara Prefecture, Yamato Takada City, Nishimura Midori-chan, 3 years old...
Congratulations!
From Fukuoka Prefecture, Miyamoto Mariko-san...
Congratulations!
From Fukuoka Prefecture, Miyamoto Mariko-san...
Miyamoto Mariko-san!
No, it's not like that!
Miyamoto Mariko-san, you got 39,000 points!
From Niigata Prefecture, Kobayashi Ai-san, 15 years old, congratulations!
From Fukuoka Prefecture, Tayakawa Saori-chan, right?
From Oita Prefecture, Arima Chizu-chan!
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san, 4 people!
What is it?
Bang!
It's written.
What is it?
It's me.
From Kigashi-mura-yama-shi...
What is it?
Oizumi Yuka-san.
Yes.
I'm going.
From Fukuoka Prefecture...
Yes, congratulations!
Thank you!
From Fukuoka Prefecture, 42 years old...
I'm going to choose and play it for you.
Please look forward to it.
The one before was 2 tickets, right?
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it too.
Me too.
Right?
Thank you!
Today too...
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