AISubs v3.4
Oh mama, what will happen to me when I grow up?
Young comedians, don't do things like this!
Hahaha!
This program is brought to you by...
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Supported by Lotte
This week's hero...
It's coming up, right?
This week's hero has been decided.
As I said last week.
It's this guy!
Usa Usa Man!
Wakamiya Akane, 4th grade elementary school.
Usa Usa... Usa Usa Usa Pyon Pyon Pyon!
And he can stop the spell!
This is the transformation.
And the tail, this is the special move.
From the tip of the tail, I don't know if you can see it, but it makes bad smell.
It's a smelly attack that kills googly eyes.
That's pretty good.
And its characteristic is that it likes carrots.
It's 22 years old.
It's 22 years old?
22 years old.
It's the same age.
It's the same age, right?
It's 22 years old.
And its hair is a woman's life.
This.
It's a googly eye, right?
It's a man.
It's a googly eye, right?
It's a woman's life.
That's it, isn't it?
It's a googly eye.
It's a googly eye, it's a man, but its hair is not a woman's life, right?
Well...
So you're not talking about yourself, are you?
Oh, you might be right.
Well, Akane thought about it.
And its characteristic is that it wants to go to Disneyland.
That's Akane, right?
- Akane, right? - No, it's Usao-sama.
- Usao-sama? - Usao-sama!
- So it's not Akane? - No, no, it's Usao-sama.
- Say it again. - Akane, right? - No, it's Usao - sama.
- If you say it like that... - Yes, yes.
- It's like that. - It's like that.
- Ah, thank you very much! - Yes, yes.
- Well, for now, this week's hero is Usao-sama. - Yes.
- Wakamiya, Akane-chan, Shougo-san... - Akane-chan isn't here today?
- She's not here today. - Well, if she were, she'd be swept away.
- Well, for now, this week's hero is Usao-sama! - Yes.
"Custom," using the hipster spirit of a freeCTORYman in life's publicء.
http://doctsystar.com/
This is the location of doctsystar's birth...
...who is also a straight-man for boundary stance celebritys.
To become a singer who admires and hates no one but himself...
...he is participating in this program.
doctsys...
...star...
...custom...
...contest!
Come on, guys!
Burn up, Gin-chan!
Okay!
Hey, Kirari, hurry up! It's about time!
Yeah!
Now, let me introduce the top batter!
The top batter is...
Wakamatsu Kirari-chan, representing Kantouchi-gu!
Go for it!
I'm Wakamatsu Kirari.
I'll do my best for my brother who's watching at home.
Please take care of me!
The most important thing for you as a girl...
...is this love.
Even if it's dirty...
Go for it, Kirari!
Even if it's sad...
Kirari!
Love is precious.
Anyone can experience it just once.
The sweet trap of seduction.
Kirari!
That was great!
I got promoted!
You got promoted? That's not true! I saw you and you were the best!
Let me ask you something!
Yes!
Kirari, I'll hire you and make you a star in my agency!
Can you give me your Soprano card?
Give it to me!
I worked hard for it! Give it to me!
You're so cold!
There's someone! It's Mr. Gokupuro!
Thank you!
That's great!
I'm starting tomorrow! I'll do my best!
Gokupuro!
Good luck with your agency!
Good luck!
Thank you!
Kirari!
Give it to me!
I'm so happy!
I didn't get a production card!
Thank you!
You have good eyes!
Do I?
But you know...
You can't live as a talented entertainer.
Yes...
I don't know much about it.
Well...
I've heard of it.
So...
You know, right?
Right, Kirari?
Yes.
Kirari...
Yes?
You want to be famous, right?
I want to be famous!
Be quiet!
OK!
Wait, you bastard!
You... you and your sister are in trouble!
What is this?!
You bastard! Are you OK?!
You're a coward!
I was in good condition in such a place!
You bastard!
Wait!
It's a little late for me to respond!
I'm one of the Babies you mentioned!
It's a spell!
Usa Usa Usa Pyon Pyon Pyon!
Usa Usa Ma!
Ah, I want to go to Disneyland!
You've been doing it for a week!
That's right, you want to go to Disneyland!
That's right!
Hey!
What?
You won't lose this time!
Wait up!
What's with you?!
Take my attack!
What?!
What is this?!
Carrot attack!
Carrot... carrot attack?!
Take this!
What?!
There's a carrot in front of you!
Carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot...
I want to eat you, I want to eat you...
Are you stupid?!
That's enough, Usa Usa!
Whatever!
You're stupid!
Alright, it's my attack!
Come out, you bastard!
Are you really going to say that?
Come out, you bastard!
Carrot!
Open your mouth!
Carrot!
Usa Usa, carrot attack!
It's a carrot!
Hey!
What was that just now?!
That's a carrot, you idiot!
Get off me!
Stop it! Stop it!
Wait up, you bastard!
Take the carrot!
What's with you?!
I'm a little different today!
You're probably thinking about whether you're going to lose or not, right?
Is that okay?!
Today...
We're doing a "woo" battle!
What?!
A "woo" battle!
With this "woo"...
Yes?
With this "woo" that we're using...
Yes?
You and I are going to do a "woo" rally!
Yes!
It'll be amazing if you win, you know?!
I don't want that!
Do it!
We're having such a good time here!
I don't want it!
Why don't you do it?!
I don't want it!
Nooooooo!
What's with you?
Sousaman's life depends on it!
Stop it!
What are you saying?
Stop it!
That's enough!
However, if you win, we have prepared something like this!
From Edo period to doll experts,
From Tokyo, Asakusa Bridge and Doll of September,
We will give you a set of three Japanese dolls!
Stop it!
That's enough!
I'm fine.
Alright!
It's weird if you don't have anything.
Entertainer!
Celebrity!
Alright, I'll go first!
Horse!
You said you wanted to be an entertainer first!
Oh, I see.
Carrot!
It doesn't matter!
It's over!
Alright, I'll go!
Horse!
I'll go, you bastard!
Alright, come!
Sword!
Alright.
Uno sword!
How is it?
Woo!
It's the monster Woo that appeared in Ultraseven!
Go ahead!
It's me!
Don't say things we have in common!
You should know better!
Don't say things we have in common!
It's Ushijima!
Udo!
What's Udo?
The Sun's Pitcher!
You don't know it?
Everyone knows it!
Uria.
What's that?
What's that? Say it!
Yagult's third.
Is that even there, you idiot?!
You say Uria?! Shut up, you bastard!
You're not the one, you bastard!
Friendly!
I'll finish you off!
What?!
Kira...
Pinter!
I don't know where it's coming from!
Leave it to me!
[music]
You bastard!
Big brother!
[music]
Ugh!
[laughter]
Ugh!
Ugh! Big brother!
Hikaru's head must stink.
But we had no choice but to cry for his courage and that hero spirit.
Big brother!
[music]
We won today, didn't we?
We did.
What?
We were beaten.
That was close.
[laughter]
That's enough.
What's enough?
That's enough.
I'm sorry.
But this battle was pretty good.
What are you talking about?
We were discussing it.
Oh, really?
We weren't beaten up.
Oh, really?
Well, it can't be helped.
Well, it's a shame, but...
It can't be helped.
Well, then...
Um...
For now...
Yes?
With what we got...
Yes?
Let me show you a little bit.
Oh, you got it.
Yes, let me show you.
Here it is.
I don't know what it is.
[laughter and applause]
I haven't written a single word about it.
- This is the only thing you've been given? - This is the only thing I've been given!
It's disgusting!
- Did you write "gottsu ei kanji" for it? - Isn't that about all you wrote?
- I don't know if you like it or not. - Why would you write it for me if you don't like it?
- No, I just wanted you to read it for me. - No, I wrote "gottsu ei kanji" for you.
It's unpleasant! Burn it! It's disgusting!
- It's really disgusting! - Now, let's go to the next one.
Kazusuke-san!
How about this one?
"Sato Kazusuke-kun, 82 years old...
...has created this hero, Kazusuke-san."
Isn't that about you?
- Well... - Kazusuke-san, it's a little hazy in here!
It's a little hazy in here!
- Well, that's all we've got for you today. - Yes.
- We don't know which hero will appear next week. - No, we don't know.
- Everyone, please send us more! - Yes.
- We're on "atesa" right now. - Yes.
- Please send us more! - And with that...
- That's all for "Custom Hikaru"!
Custom Hikaru
My father is a ranger.
My mother is a vampire.
My older brother is a wolf hunter.
Of course, I'm a cat girl.
And of course, we are...
...the Debuts.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Nnaaaaaaah!
Everyone, the sea will open up tomorrow and the day after that.
- Yes. - Yes.
- That means there will be more accidents. - Yes.
- That means we will have more work to do. - Yes! - Yes!
- That's why, if anything happens, we must go and take immediate action. - Yes.
- To do that, let's do special training. - Yes! - Yes!
Today, we will use this doll to do special training.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- First, Nishida-kun, heart massage. - Yes!
- Do your best, Nishida-kun! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Use more strength! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Now, Yuu-kun! - Yes!
- Mouse to mouse. - Do your best!
- Do your best, Yuu-kun! - Yes!
- Now... - It's a little dangerous right now.
- It's getting dangerous! - It's getting dangerous!
- Mouse to mouse. - Yes.
- That's right, that's right. - Yes!
What are you doing?
- What are you doing? - It's funny.
- Go for it, go for it! - No way!
You'll cry in the morning.
- I'm dying. - You're dying?
You're dying, but that's enough!
- Imana-kun! - Yes, sir!
- Show him your face! - Yes, sir!
Ouch!
- Mouse to mouse! - Mouse to mouse!
- Do it like this! - Yes, sir!
- I'll do it! I'll do my best! - Go for it!
- That's enough!
- That's enough, so go for it! - I'm dying...
- I can't do it... - Show him your face, Imana - kun! - Yes, sir!
I'm sorry!
- Do it like this! - No!
- This doll is eating croquettes!
- Is that so? - Yes!
- Are you done? - Yes.
- What's this? - No, that's all I could do.
- Huh? How much more do you have? - Huh?
- Five more. - No, no.
- Not even one. - No, I'm doing my best.
- Only four more. - No, no, I'm doing my best.
- Four more. - No, I can't do more than that.
- Get up. - Yes.
- Stop it. - No, it's nothing.
- Get up. - No, no, no, stop it!
- Stop it! - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Are you from the same generation? - No, no, no.
- New humans don't know anything! - What are you doing?
- What is it? - My stomach...
- Your stomach? - My stomach...
- I have something good for you. - Here you are.
- Take it. - Don't touch me!
- Take it. - Ouch! Ouch!
- You are a little sick, aren't you? - Let's eat first.
- I'm sorry.
Strangers in the Night
"Strangers in the Night" is a big hit song of Frank Sinatra.
It ends with "Scooby-Dooby-Doo" by Scat.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo...
When I was listening to the radio in the US back then,
"Scooby-Dooby-Doo" was a dragon language.
- Does it have a meaning? - Well...
It doesn't have a meaning, but...
If it was a dragon language, it would have a strange meaning.
That's all.
Exchange glances, wondering in the night
What were the chances we'd be sharing love
Before the night was through?
Oh, amigo! Quiero mucho aburrito!
We were strangers in the night
Too lonely people, we were strangers in the night
Up to the moment where we said our prayers alone
Little did we know
Love was just a glance away
A moment raised to dance away
Strangers in the night
We've been together, love's been beside
In love forever, it turned out so right
We're strangers in the night!
My teacher is a tiger!
A tiger!
Yeah!
You're always energetic!
By the way, Koji...
Yes?
I heard you can do magic.
I won second place in an Okinawan competition a long time ago.
You want me to show you, don't you?
I'll show you some magic.
Oh!
Awesome!
Amachaki-san!
Amachaki-san, you say?
Thank you!
That's great!
Now that Koji's done, it's finally our big star, Itao Itsuji's turn!
Good evening!
Thank you for coming while we were working on the album.
Oh, I see.
So you want me to show you a song from the album?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
What song will you be singing for us today?
Well...
Before I confess my love, there's a girl I've switched with in college.
She's my first love.
Oh, I see.
So I'll make this song while thinking of her.
Oh, I see.
So you didn't know that Itao-san liked you?
I don't think I knew.
I see.
Then will you confess your love for me today?
It's my honor!
Go ahead!
How's it going, Hita? It's been a while.
You haven't changed.
Oh, really?
I asked my girlfriend and she said you went on a date once in the past.
It wasn't a date. We just hung out once.
Oh, I see. Today, we've set up a memory park for you two.
Oh, come on!
Don't be shy!
I'm the only one who's excited.
Okay, you two, get ready.
Go ahead and sing in front of your girlfriend, Hita.
Okay, it's been a while, but go ahead and sing in front of your girlfriend.
Okay, Hitao Itsuji will sing.
Eh! Warabi Mochi!
Double Shock!
I'm surprised!
Am I...
moving out?
Where are you going, warabi mochi?
Double Shock!
I'm double shocked!
You're warabi mochi?
Yes.
You're having fun!
Let's guess the words!
Wait! Wait!
The man in the back is going to explain the words to the old woman.
Let's see what kind of words he's saying.
First up is...
Regular Team!
And the guest team is...
Go ahead!
Let me introduce you to the guest team.
First of all, from here...
Michaela Tomioka!
And next to her is...
Nishimura Tomomi!
You two should know this corner very well.
Yes, we've seen it.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- You know how to do it, right? - Yes.
- It's not easy, you know. - Yes.
- I watch it every week. - You're lying!
You're young!
Today, I'm not with Michaela Tomioka, but with Yaki Soban.
Yaki Soban!
Let's do it!
Okay, let's do it!
The first question is...
This one!
Let's see it.
First of all, Mr. Kansui's...
...small truck!
I know it, but...
When you see it, you'll know it's a small truck!
Okay, Mr. Kiyoto!
It's a smoky tiger!
Okay, Mr. Kuyo!
It's someone who commands a band!
Okay, Mr. Motohiro!
In a soccer team...
...tentacle shop!
- Tentacle shop! - I know it, but...
It's a small truck!
No, it's a smoky tiger!
It's someone who commands a band!
Don't be stupid!
In a soccer team...
...tentacle shop!
Now, then...
Yes Team's question.
Yes, indeed...
...a small truck would have been good.
Yes, a small truck.
I feel like it's the same, but...
A small truck...
What kind of people use it?
Hmm... a lumberjack or a porter...
A young man or a woman...
Ah, I see what you mean.
Well...
Good evening.
Yes, anything else?
Well...
Kim Kooja's truck...
Where does this truck come from?
Where is it? Where is it?
Well... it was cold.
Ah, that's why it has fur.
It's a small truck.
I see...
How did you feel when you heard it?
Oh, I didn't hear it.
I was like, "Whoa!"
I love it!
I hate men!
Huh?
Fumio-san, you hit me every time you came out!
Shall we listen to this one too?
What kind of band is it?
Fumio-san...
It's an orchestra band...
Ah, so that's why you answered like that!
Orchestra... orchestra...
I see... I see...
This one!
Let's listen to this one!
It's one of the soccer teams...
...tentoria!
What kind of people use it?
It's someone who holds down important points.
Ah, so you play soccer, right?
Then what kind of role does this person play?
Well, it's tentoria...
Ah, so this person scores all the points?
That's right.
There are various strategies, though...
Strategies don't matter, though...
I see.
Well, if you pass the ball to this person, this person will definitely score a goal for you.
A hundred points.
A hundred points?!
He'll score a hundred out of a hundred.
That's the kind of person you are, right?
That's right.
I see. Are you ready? That's the kind of person you are.
Are you ready?! Both teams, please step forward!
Go ahead!
I know all of them.
There's nothing you don't know about today.
I know all of them.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
Shall we go with this?
Regular team, answer!
One, two...
Travelmin.
A medicine for driving.
I was made to take it today.
You said you'd spit it out.
If I did, I'd spit it out as "travelmin".
That doesn't make sense.
I see, "travelmin".
Now, please step forward.
Guest team, one, two...
I'm confident.
Extra.
I know all of them.
Regular team is "travelmin", guest team is "extra".
Let's ask the audience for the correct answer.
The correct answer is... one, two...
Extra!
That's not correct at all!
So...
Is it "extra"?
This person is "extra" as well.
"Extra", right?
"Extra".
"Extra" with "kemugujara no tora".
"Extra" with "orchestra".
"Extra"!
That's about it.
This is your hatred for me.
Now, let's see what Ketra is like.
Ketra is like this.
Yeah!
Yup!
This is the last one!
Henshin! Henshin!
What's wrong with you? You don't have this kind of determination!
Someone give me hot water!
It's idol's fight! Idol will win!
Yagitovan, help me!
Yagitovan, what are you going to do? Yagitovan, what are you going to do?
Yagitovan! Yagitovan!
Yagitovan!
Agedama Bomb!
Yagitovan!
This is not the time for you to be in "time three"!
Even in this world, what you say is not convincing!
"Time three" ends at four o'clock and I've been waiting for you!
Remember this, Yagitovan! I'll be waiting for you!
So...
That was "Ketra"!
Yes, that was "Ketra"!
As you can see in front of you, "Ketra" is...
It's like an amusement park object!
I heard that there are people who don't know that "Deb" does it.
I didn't know either.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Yagitovan, thank you for that.
No, it's nothing.
What do you think of this school?
Yagitovan, aren't you the first class today?
Let's end it here!
This has been "Seriously Serious"!
Animal park that gives love to children
This is a story about the love and passion of people who work in such an animal park.
Oh! That "Magical Wonderland" went to Japan!
"Magical Wonderland" is the world's largest...
Yes, yes. The zoo and amusement park are ideally combined.
The museum and art museum are also inside.
All kinds of amusement facilities are together.
Theme park
"Theme park" went to Japan!
When it opens, let's go there first!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Get up and get out of there!
Visual
Huh?! Visual!
You have a visual! Get out of there!
Look at me! That article!
Huh? Look at that "Magical Wonderland" construction schedule!
Isn't it closer to us?
Huh? Oh, it's close, it's close...
That means we're going to get customers again, right?
Oh, that's okay!
We don't have customers as much as we used to!
"Magical Wonderland" went to Japan!
Saving money!
Alright, today I'll save money in front of this station!
Please save money! Please save money!
Can I say something?
What is it?
Is it okay for a tiger to save money?
This is a lump of your kindness!
But is this lump of money really useful?
This lump of money is saving people all over the world who are in trouble!
Lump of money! Lump of money! Lump of money!
Alright, I'll use this lump of money!
Wait!
You can't take that money!
No, it's okay! Please take it!
You can't take that lump of money!
Why can't I take it?!
Because you're a tiger!
You're a tiger that makes only ten thousand yen!
He's depressed, he's depressed!
The tiger has too much time to rest!
Please be depressed!
What is it? What is it?!
What are you guys up to?!
What bad advice, again.
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Take off that costume!
Actually...
Starting from today...
I've changed my role!
This is what it looks like.
"Magical Wonderland Japan General Manager Koji Imada"?
Yes.
What's going on?
Actually, that "Magical Wonderland"...
The president of that Wonderland came to Japan for inspection recently, right?
Yes.
That's where he saw me for the first time in a while and got headhunted.
Not only that! I'm going to be your secretary from now on.
Secretary?
Yes, that's right.
You know...
What?
You're not going to let me quit?
What?
You're not going to let me go to human rights?
Oh, yeah!
Leave me alone! Go home!
I'm in trouble...
Did you think I was such a cruel man?
Actually...
I'm going to recruit staff from Wonderland's zoo... zoo...
That's why I'm here today.
I thought you might be interested in hiring someone.
Let me do it!
Hey!
Don't ask me for work conditions!
Work conditions are...
First of all, you'll get twice your salary.
You'll get half of your working hours.
You'll get a luxurious car when you retire.
And you'll get an overseas inspection once a year!
Well, as for me...
I thought I'd have everyone here come and see it.
Well, Chairman?
In terms of position?
That's not possible, is it?
Of course it is.
After all, Chairman...
No way!
You're going to leave this big club and come here!
That's a little impossible, isn't it?
I'll do it!
Mr. Imada, I'll do it!
No, please let me do it!
Please!
Wait a minute, is that okay?
Ah!
I'm a man who has been humiliated and looked down on in the past.
And you're telling me to do my job now?!
I'll do it!
Please let me do it!
Please!
Mr. Imada, please let me do it!
Wait a minute...
What did you just say?!
Ah, no...
Mr. Imada, please...
Mr. Imada?!
Hey!
It's Hamada!
It's not Imada, it's Imada-san!
Damn it!
Imada-san!
Who's going to do it?!
Imada-san, please do it!
All right, then...
Damn it!
Hey, who's going to stand up and say it?!
Ah, I'm sorry!
It's no good, is it, Hamada?
Ah, please do it!
By the way, weren't you Ishiguro?!
I'm Ishiguro!
No, it's Hamada!
Listen up, Hamada!
Everyone, listen up!
From now on, this Hamada...
will test whether or not he can act as a member of Magical Wonderland.
Ah, you're letting me be a member of Wonderland?
Yes!
After all, in this amusement park and Wonderland...
there's a difference of about three months...
a sailor uniform and a machine gun.
That's right!
You have to eat it.
Hey, sailor uniform...
That's not true at all!
All right, I've sat down!
Well, for now...
shall we start with this?
Open it up!
You have to hold it, you have to hold it!
Well, then...
Come on in!
All right, come on in!
What a bad joke!
Open it up!
I've opened it up, but...
Ouch!
Come in!
Huh?
Come in!
Of course, you idiot!
Take it.
Now, now, now...
Take it, take it.
As a beginner and a guide leader, I've been doing this for a while now.
Guide leader?
Yeah, it's a simple job.
Smile at the kids in the park, and sometimes dance...
Why don't you try dancing?
Huh?
Why don't you try dancing in front of me?
Do it, do it.
Hurry up and do it.
You're so cool!
Damn it!
Why...
Why don't you try dancing?
Why don't you try dancing in front of me?
I'm a guide leader.
Now, do it!
Do it!
But you're an adult...
Hurry up and do it!
Anyway, in Wonderland and this amusement park, you're like Yanagawara and Teshigawara.
Do it!
Huh?
Hey, Yanagawara!
Say it! Smile, you bastard!
Do it!
Hey, everyone!
If you're free, could you do it for us?
Yes!
Is it okay like this?
Yes! Let's do it! Let's do it!
I want to take a picture!
Okay, let's do it!
Okay, pose!
Don't underestimate me for this job.
Don't make fun of me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Don't do it!
Okay, next!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What is it?
You bastard!
You stink!
What are you talking about?
Giga!
Don't make fun of me!
In this Wonderland...
Yes?
In order for you to do this job as a guide leader, you have to clean up the park.
Is there such a thing?
Of course there is!
As soon as I take out the trash, you have to clean it up!
And you have to do it with a smile!
Giga!
Okay, I'm taking out the trash now.
Is that so? Well, it's double your salary.
It's trash, damn it!
It's definitely trash!
Over there! No, over here!
I'll clean it up!
Let's all take out the trash!
Yes, yes, yes!
Stop it already!
Ouch!
I said it out loud.
Are you okay with this?
Do you want to abandon this zoo just because of this?
Well, over there, Magical Wonderland...
...may be a job with good work conditions and easy to work for...
...but for that amount of money, animals are next in line.
We love animals in this zoo.
Even if it's cheap, we have to protect this zoo, which cares about animals.
No, it's not our mission, is it?
I don't want to talk to these animals either!
Ita-kun, you've said it all.
With those words, everyone's hearts became one.
I'll leave the rest to you.
What?
I'm going to Wonderland, Ima-kun.
I'm going to do my best at my new exhibition.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Me too!
Let's do our best at Wonderland, Ima-kun!
OK! OK!
Let's do our best!
Thank you!
OK! Let's do our best!
It's a phone call.
Hello, this is Hamada-san.
What's up?
Wait a minute.
Ima-san, it's a phone call.
Thank you!
Yes, I'm back.
Oh, hello!
What?
What did you say?
Oh, I'm back.
Yes, Ima-san, what's up?
No, wait a minute.
What is it?
No, I just got a call from headquarters.
OK.
The construction of this Japanese company in Wonderland is a little late.
OK.
Can I say that?
OK.
The beginning of construction is 2300 years and the completion is 2305 years.
Let's wait and see!
It stinks!
It's disgusting!
It stinks!
It's disgusting!
It stinks!
It's a punishment!
Wait a minute!
What?
Why am I always punished?
Why?
It's true that me and Toragoro made a name tag.
But there is someone else who knows about the name tag.
What?
Mom!
What are you doing?
What kind of system is that?
Oh, there it is!
Look at this!
Little Wonderland Japan,
Bujo Taigu Yu!
Get in! Get in!
Hey, get in properly!
Ah!
Ah, it's already off!
No, it's not. It's not.
Well, it's kind of in shape now.
I think it's already in standby mode.
Alright!
Mom!
Don't make up a punishment game on your own!
Bujo Taigu Yu
Ending corner!
Our guest for today is Etonoi-san and Michael.
Etonoi-chan, this is your new...
My 21st single came out in April.
It's called "Hug Me, Kiss Me".
This is a present for you.
Oh, is that so?
Do you know what April 23rd is?
April 23rd?
April 23rd is April 23rd.
And on that April 23rd, what should I do?
I'll tell you!
No, no, I'll tell you what you should do.
On that day, men will give flowers to the women they love...
and women will give books to the men they love.
This has been passed down in Spain for a long time.
What about same-sex love?
But it's already been revealed.
What?
This is a present, but our show also has presents.
Oh, is that so?
Yes!
Thank you!
Oh, look.
Hello.
These are the hands of two heroes.
Hello, hello.
Who are you?!
Actually...
Today...
You...
You're a hero, but you're just a hit!
Oh, my God!
Today, Matsumoto-san played the role of Golden Bat in a short film.
At the time, he was wearing this Golden Bat suit.
If you didn't get it right, you'll have to do it alone!
That's why...
You'll have to do it alone with this TV and this costume.
Alone?
Yes, I understand.
Now, everyone, stand up!
The other party will lose.
Is that okay?
Let's go!
This show is...
"p and g"...
"kirinri barrage"...
"nisshin food"...
Let's go!
Meiden train. Provided by Lotte.