AISubs v3.4
As Yasmin enters her room, the first thing she sees...
...is a picture of a girl who likes to wait in line.
I remember everything.
I can remember...
...just one story.
But I hate it all.
I hate it.
I won't forget it.
I hate it all.
I hate it.
I don't need it now.
I hate it all.
I hate it.
I won't lose it.
I hate it all.
I hate it.
I don't need anyone.
I hate it all.
I hate it.
I have to go.
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Ouch!
The more you get wet, the more you get hit, right?
Ouch!
It's a cheetah!
My dad came back from work.
My mom came back from shopping.
My brother came back from school.
I came back from school, too.
But we can't even go home.
Hey, kid!
Take it!
Do you think you're the head of the park?
Are you kidding me?
Hey, who are you?
Who am I?
Who are you?
I'm Masao!
What?
Are you kidding me?
Masao!
No!
I don't care who you are!
I don't know who you are!
Why are you so angry with me?
You've changed a lot lately!
You've been bullying me!
I was telling you something funny.
Hey, hey.
I'm sure it's funny.
What is it?
I didn't say "miracle ace" no matter what you said.
The way you look at justice!
Miracle ace.
The way you look at everyone!
Miracle ace.
The way you eat miso soup!
Miracle ace.
You fell for it.
Let's go home.
What are you doing?
I told you!
What are you doing?
I told you I didn't like being bullied!
I asked you, didn't I?
Yes, yes, yes.
You've been bullying me!
That's why!
That's why you call people, call for help, perform and deceive people!
That's why you're always bullying me!
You made me do it!
You!
You didn't have a voice like that!
I can't trust you!
There's nothing wrong with it!
Today!
Just watch me today!
I trust you.
Hey, hey!
Don't change!
It's okay if you say it like that!
Miracle law...
Miracle law cassette!
Here is the secret of miracle ace's strength!
The law is hidden in it!
If you listen to this, you can use the law!
Miracle law!
I can't trust you like that!
It's true!
This makes everyone stronger!
Not only the law, but also your grades will go up!
I don't know why, but I can communicate with foreigners!
Just by listening to you...
Does it really work like that?!
Perfect!
I don't need it!
What?
I don't need it!
I won't be bullied like this!
No doubt!
This time, it's really...
It's true!
I can't use all these lies!
You're lying!
No, I'm not!
It's true!
I won't be bullied!
How much?
15,000 yen!
15,000 yen?!
I'll take it!
We're running out of money, aren't we?
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
If you do your best, you can't win.
What?
You can't say that.
You're so arrogant!
You can say that and win, right?
You can't say that!
I'll go home and ask.
You can't say that!
This is exclusive.
You can't say that!
It's a little big.
It's normal.
I don't know about you, but it's big.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
What should I do?
Miracle deck!
It's already sold!
Miracle deck!
It's already sold!
You can't say that!
How much is it?
28,000 yen.
Really?
Really.
Is it popular?
It's okay.
It's popular.
Well, we'll talk about this later.
I know you're being naughty now.
You're being naughty now.
Really?
Good night!
Really?
Good morning!
Hey, wait!
Yes, yes.
Damn you!
What's up with him?
Hey, look at me!
Good morning, sir.
Thank you for purchasing the first volume of the "Miracle Law" today.
Thank you very much.
As you know, "miracle law" is something that has been passed down in China since the Sino-Japanese period.
For more information, please purchase the second volume.
National Constitution
Miracle Law
If there is only one truth in this dirty world, it may be love.
People are beautiful and strong because of love.
There are two people who believe in love and keep fighting day and night.
They fight for marriage and call it "love love fire".
After overcoming countless difficulties,
Akira and Megumi, who have finally reached this point in their thoughts,
are trying to welcome the best day of their lives today.
From now on, we will open the wedding ceremony of Akira Kitagawa and Megumi Minamimura.
From now on, the bride and groom, who have been in love for a long time and are now wrapped in happiness and joy, will enter the ceremony.
Everyone, please welcome them with a big round of applause.
Everyone, please give her a big round of applause.
First of all, I would like to introduce Mrs. Kinako Abekawa, who has taken on the role of your wife in this marriage, as well as greet you.
Thank you.
Thank you for your introduction. I am Kinako Abekawa. Please have a seat. Oh, you're already sitting.
I have always taken on the role of the bridegroom's husband.
The bride's husband, no, I mean Megumi-chan, has low blood pressure and has a headache in the morning.
Even so, she is very weak in the morning and I have not been able to sleep for five hours.
Why didn't you say that earlier?
Thank you for having me as your husband. I look forward to working with you in the future as well.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, Mrs. Abekawa. That speech really warmed my heart.
She is the younger brother of your first love, love, love, fire, Mrs. Kinako Abekawa.
Please give her a big round of applause.
Thank you.
I'm Kinako's younger brother, Abekawa Mochiwa.
Today, I'd like to invite you to this happy ceremony.
As a senior actor, I'd like to be the first one to do it.
I'm so happy that I'm about to cry.
Besides, I'd like to give you something that will be a memory for me.
I'd like to give you something.
I'll give you this hat.
Please take good care of it, thinking of me.
Give it back!
I hope you'll be happy for a long time.
Let's say "congratulations" together.
It's been a long time, but...
Stop it!
I'd like to give you this hat as a warm greeting for us.
Why do you give me this hat?
Give it back!
I don't want it anymore.
Give it back!
Well, then...
Give it back!
Thank you very much.
And next, rather than being a troublemaker of "Love, Love, Fire!",
he is said to have changed the history of variety shows with his powerful acting,
which makes even the main character eat it up.
It's Mr. Ojinger Z!
Akira-san! Memme-san!
Congratulations for today!
Take each other's hands and, even if you don't speak,
have fun and laugh together.
It's not easy.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
Well then, this is a little strange guest.
Yes.
Vitamin A and B from Kinako-san's body rushed to celebrate!
Well then, let's go cheerfully!
Yes!
Good morning, Vitamin A and B!
I am Vitamin A of Nikin!
Good morning, Vitamin B!
Older brother!
Younger brother!
Nice to meet you!
Well then, Vitamin A and B!
What's up with you?
Well, we've been doing Vitamin for a long time.
We've been doing it for a long time.
It's the first time that Vitamin is invited to this wedding ceremony.
That's right, that's right.
We were teased a little earlier.
About what?
Vitamin A and B!
How do you take Vitamin C?
Vitamin A!
Vitamin B!
That's right, that's right.
Well, well, well.
Today is a happy wedding ceremony with you, Akira- kun!
It's a happy occasion, isn't it?
As expected, you are very polite.
We are polite, aren't we?
We asked the Vitamin Association.
Do you have a Vitamin Association?
We asked Vitamin Association President, Vitamin Minkichi.
Did you ask Vitamin Minkichi?
If that's the case, it'll be 45 yen per person.
45 yen?
How much is it?
It's 45 yen.
It's just about time.
Well then, everyone...
Goodbye!
Thank you very much!
Well, it was a really fun speech, but...
Well, let me take a little break to greet you here.
Please enjoy watching the miracle of love of the two by the slides of how the newlyweds have grown up so far.
First of all, this is Megumi when she was in her mother's womb.
And this is Megumi when she was an adult.
And this is Megumi when she was in her mid-teens. How cute!
And the three sizes are 85, 60 and 85.
This is Megumi when she was in her mother's womb.
To continue, this is Akira when he was in elementary school.
This is Akira when he was a head of a gang called "poison mushroom".
Even though he was a head of a gang, he graduated from Oxford University in England as a master's student.
And this is a picture of when the two first confirmed their love.
Megumi looks really happy.
Yes, I'm happy!
Well, that's all for the slides of love.
Now, let's have the audience celebrate again with a speech of celebration.
First of all, this person with a silver medal in the birth of a laughing star,
Mr. Maggie Shiro.
Let me enter the performance corner.
Here we have a handkerchief like this.
It's a very happy handkerchief in white.
This is the front, okay?
And this is the back, right?
Vertical island.
You put this vertical island handkerchief in your hand like this.
And if you rub it lightly, what did you do with it for a moment?
It becomes a horizontal island.
It's a very happy person, right?
Next is...
The next one is really amazing.
I want you to think of it like this.
There is a rope.
One rope.
You cut it like this from the middle.
Like this.
You cut it.
You cut it without mistake.
Is it okay?
And you put the cut rope in your hand like this.
And you pull the cut rope.
Surprisingly, this cut rope doesn't connect.
I want you to think of it like this.
Congratulations.
Did you hear? We are from Moga Planet.
Here is the king of Moga Planet, Chinchilla Popo.
Don't say it!
We are here to celebrate your marriage.
King, you are said to be the most famous person in Moga Planet.
Moga Planet's specialty, Tachi Pachi Punch!
Tachi Pachi Punch! Congratulations!
And if you don't mind, we are said to be the most famous person in Moga Planet,
Popo Head!
Popo Head! Congratulations!
Tachi Pachi Punch! Congratulations!
Popo Head!
And finally, we are said to be the most famous person in Moga Planet,
Roger! Tankai Head!
Tankai Head is a romantic couple!
You robot! What are you doing to the king?!
I won't forgive you!
JAKASHI!
I'll find you no matter where you are!
JAKASHI!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Sometimes loving someone can be dangerous and sometimes it can be stupid.
To make it possible for us, love, love, fire who taught us what truth and love are,
Become one with us!
Hey, you look like you're getting old.
Oh, hello there.
Huh?
I'm waiting for someone right now.
Someone?
A relative of mine is coming over to play at the station today.
You have a relative?
Yeah.
He's called Hitoshi-niisan.
Yeah.
He's a very strong fighter of kappa karate and sandan.
In other words, he's someone I admire.
You sound like you're about to say something stupid.
I'm sorry.
Don't say things like that.
Hey, can you find me a bike with a lock on it?
A bike without a lock on it?
Yeah.
Oh, old man!
I can't do that.
I can't!
I know what you're saying.
My friends all have bikes.
You don't have one like me, do you?
That's why you always end up losing out.
I don't know if you understand how I feel.
I see.
Is that why you've seen such hell?
I'll help you!
You will?
Yes!
I'm counting on you.
Let me go!
Hey, old man!
This bike doesn't have a lock on it.
This one?
Here you go.
Hey, old man!
Old man!
What do you want?
He just told me to steal your bike.
That's not it!
You still don't get it?
That's not it!
Hey!
Old man!
You know this old man I was just talking about?
Dad, I don't think you should do this.
Oh, come on.
What is this anyway?
A friend of mine.
What?
Have you lost your mind?
What?
Let's do it.
Yes!
Why?
Ouch!
Shiny first year student!
Ouch!
Good luck, Yayoi!
Um, teacher!
Yayoi, are you okay?
I'm fine.
But you're covered in alcohol!
Leave it to me.
Are you okay?
You and I will finally see our baby!
That's right!
A boy? A girl?
If you're okay with either, then it doesn't matter!
That's right!
No, I'm sorry.
It's understandable.
Please, teacher!
Good luck, Yayoi!
I'm worried.
Is she okay?
She's born!
Teacher!
Mr. Imada!
Yes?
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Yes, yes.
Thank you!
What's wrong?
Thank goodness!
What's wrong?
No...
No, no, no!
No!
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- Today, we've received an ohagaki. - Yes.
- It's from Umenoye in Hatsudai, Shibuya Ward. - That's right.
- It's a bathhouse, isn't it? - Yes.
- Ohagaki.
- Tami-san, Abe-san, and Konya-nyachi... - Welcome.
- This time, we've brought an ohagaki because we absolutely want you two to come.
- Actually, my relative's house is a bathhouse.
- It's an old house, so it feels very warm and it's a wonderful place. - That's right.
- I want you to make a song dedicated to the bathhouse. - Understood.
- That's right.
- Yes. - Thank you in advance.
- We'll make a song dedicated to the bathhouse. - Then we'll use this.
- Yes. - We've brought it with us.
- Let's go. - Yes.
- One, two...
- Look for it. - Look for it.
From this year, Masatoshi, who will be a first- year student, can no longer brush his teeth by himself.
- It's getting warmer. - Huh?
- We're moving soon. - Huh?
- Yeah.
- Uncle! - Yes, yes, yes.
Hey!
- Uncle! Do you live in this house? - What are you talking about?
- Do you live in this house? - What are you talking about?
- No, now...
- No! What are you talking about? - No, I'm telling you now.
- No, I... - Uncle! Do you live in this house?
- It's a little heavy. - Yeah.
- We're moving. - Moving?
- Yeah. - W-where are you moving?
I can't tell you where we're going.
- But... - It's empty and boring.
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- I'm sorry. - I'm not sorry.
- Forget it. - Forget it.
- Don't say that. - I don't know, but what am I going to do without you?
- Please. - I'll be bullied.
- That's true. - Please.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Let's go with this. - What?
- Let's take a picture with this. - A picture?
- Let's go inside and take a picture. If we lose it, no one will bully us.
- Are you serious? - It's okay.
- Are you serious? - No, I'm serious.
- Look at me. - Let's go.
- Take this. - Are you serious?
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- Are you sure you're okay? - It's a miracle.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Be careful. - Okay.
- See you. - Okay.
- Thank you. - See you.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- Hey, wait a minute. - Hey, stop it. - Hey! Wait a minute!
- Hey, wait a minute! - I'll get out of it! I'll get out of it!
- Nothing will happen. - I'll get out of it! - I'm not a man! - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- I'll get out of it! - I'm not a man!
Come back!
I'll get out of it! Wait a minute!
- What are you doing? - I'm not a man!
Old man!
I would have lent you money!
I have talked for a long time, but this is the end of my 88th generation story.
How much do you think this story will sell when it is published as a dictionary?
500,000 copies?
No way! It will sell for 10 million copies!
Oh, I'm angry. I will say unnecessary things again.
Everyone, thank you for your coverage for a long time.
Finally, I will say a special story.
But Ryoko, you've done something terrible, haven't you?
As I thought, you've lost your job.
Did you let them take away your contract?
We did! We did!
It's not only Ryoko's fault.
Even if it's only for a moment, we entrusted the criminal to a new detective.
The chief detective should also be responsible for it.
Are you serious?
You know what's funny?
All the food in your house has been taken away by the liquor store.
Shut up! It's not like that!
I don't want to go home.
I don't want to go home, but...
goodbye, town.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Take care and goodbye.
Chief! Chief!
Chief!
What did you do to Ryoko?
That's none of your business!
It's none of my business!
By the way, I need to talk to you.
Excuse me.
Ryoko!
You're here.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
I'll be responsible for it.
Ryoko, this is a crime!
What?
It's not only a crime, it's a crime too!
What's wrong with you?
It hurts!
You should rest, too!
Ryoko.
Yes?
I can't accept this.
You'll have to work hard like you've always done.
Chief!
Chief! Chief!
Chief!
Listen up!
We have terrible news for you!
Shall we do it?
It's cold!
What? What? What corner?
First corner!
Second corner!
Third corner!
Fourth corner!
What? What corner?
What corner?
First corner!
Fourth corner!
Fifth corner!
Sixth corner!
Only one in the middle!
Chief is worried, but Chief is against it!
If Chief pulls out well, the game is over!
Dreams are overflowing!
What are you doing?
What are you doing with such a bad hand?
Are you laughing?
OK!
Declaration time!
Hurry up!
Hey!
You guys are energetic!
Hurry up!
Why?
Hurry up and give it to me! Hurry up and take it!
Chief!
Hurry up and take it!
No, no, no, no!
Hurry up and read it!
Today we have real news!
Chief!
Chief has submitted a request!
What?
Chief has submitted a request?
Why?
Take this!
No!
You brat!
I'll do it!
Whatever I decide, I'll do it!
Commander, are you doing it for me?
No, no.
But it's all my fault that I left such a dangerous mission to a newbie.
I went to the report office and brought it back.
What? Why?
What's wrong?
Don't do it! No!
No! Shut up!
Commander...
It's my responsibility.
I'll quit!
What are you saying? Don't say unnecessary things!
It's not necessary for me to take responsibility.
No!
You?
You don't understand.
What do you mean?
Are you ready, commander?
I'm a strong man of responsibility.
Well, I fell in love with such a strong man of responsibility.
It's hot!
I'll do it.
Go back!
Damn it!
Go back!
Your rival is here!
What are you doing?
Anyway, I won't change my mind.
Be friends with the new commander.
What are you doing?
Get out of my way!
Don't be arrogant!
You are carrying everything by yourself!
No, I'm not!
Your lipstick is broken!
No, I'm not!
You spent time in the same police station!
No, I'm not!
You are a police family!
No, I'm not!
If you want to quit...
No, I'm not!
Shut up!
You shut up!
If you want to quit...
Let's quit together!
I want to quit!
Me too!
But you are not just a police officer...
You are in the same police station!
Shut up!
Listen to me!
If you all quit...
What will happen to this police station?
Who will protect the citizens?
No!
You will stay and continue to light up this police station!
This is goodbye!
No, I'm not!
Chief!
This is my last order!
I'm sorry!
Goodbye!
Wait!
Don't eat me! Don't eat me!
I'm sorry for hitting you!
It's my fault!
No!
I can't let you quit now!
What?
I'll do it, chief!
I'm going to expose you!
Don't lose me!
You're amazing!
I only took two!
Wait!
Sometimes, I'm Tomei of Kikigomiya.
Sometimes, I'm... Wait! Leave me alone!
I'm...
Detective Inspector Tomioka Tomekichi!
Detective Inspector Tomekichi Tomekichi
Tomei!
What?
Hey!
Is he going to erase it?
Is he a rebellious star?
Get back! Get back!
Get back!
Ouch!
What do you want me to do?
Listen to me!
For the past few days,
I've been overseeing your work as an internal investigator!
For the past few days? You're crazy!
How many months have you been there?
I've been overseeing your work as a traffic officer!
And I'm going to report it to the police!
Report it?
I told you I'd report it!
Come in, Suzy Hanako!
Hey! You're not a traffic officer!
I'm not!
I'm not just an ugly traffic officer!
I'm Suzy Hanako, an internal investigator.
Is that so?
I didn't know about this.
Thank you for coming.
Detective Inspector...
It's true that you have many shortcomings!
But...
Your teamwork is what makes up for it!
Of course!
Detective Inspector!
Your teamwork is great!
There's something left for me!
You can't say that!
I'm telling you, you're amazing!
Who said that?
No one said it!
What are you doing?
No one said it!
This...
This crime...
Won't you protect it?
Thank you!
We received a note about this crime.
Would you like to read it?
Go ahead and read it.
This crime was caused by the carelessness of Detective Ryoko...
and by the simple judgment of Chief Hamada, who assigned him an important mission.
However, when Detective Peace, who had come to visit the crime scene...
asked Detective Ryoko for a cup of tea, something happened...
and Detective Peace is responsible for it all.
Huh?
What did you say?
Did you bite me?
Please listen to me, Chief! Don't blame me!
What?
Are you saying that again?
No, I'm not.
Please listen to me.
What is it?
These 88 documents contain...
peanuts...
love... love peanuts and tea leaves!
I'm not the only one getting punished!
That's right, Peace.
That's right.
Peace is not the only one who gets punished.
Let's all get punished.
Everyone!
Let's all get punished!
Everyone, punish us!
Yay, everyone, everyone!
- Did you fly out? - It's none of your business!
Today is the final round.
Choose one.
- Everyone. - Yes.
- Choose one. - Everyone?
Let's do it.
- Everyone, let's do it. - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
Let's do it!
What's this?
I got it! I got it!
I got it!
I got it! I got it!
"Gotsei Ganji" ending roll corner!
Today, we have a present for you.
We did our best to get it last time.
This "Gotsei Ganji" telephone card.
This telephone card will be presented to 50 people with 2 cards in one set.
It's a big telephone card.
"Gant" and "Mark".
This is "Gant" and "Mark". "Goti" and "Love love".
50 people with 2 cards in one set.
It will be on sale until March 31st.
We will send you more and more.
Let's do it!
Do you want it?
"Tsukuri no Hagaki" corner!
I was reading a magazine called "Weekly Pro- wrestling".
It said that Ms. Hanako Yamada became a trainee of a women's pro-wrestling organization called JWP.
Why is Ms. Hanako Yamada trying to become a pro- wrestler?
"Tsukuri no Hagaki" corner!
I saw a picture of a trainee called "Watanabe" in "Tsukuri no Hagaki".
It's rare.
You were "Watanabe"!
What about "Tsukuri no Hagake" corner?
I was hiding it...
Are you sure?
From now on, I will be a pro-wrestler for a long time.
Ms. Hanako Yamada will say goodbye for today.
She graduated.
Good luck, everyone!
Thank you!
Fujii, let's all sit down.
You're lying!
Well, for now, Hana-kun, it's goodbye for today.
Please do your best.
Even if you do it or not, right?
You have to make your debut.
As a female professional.
Right?
But you were longing for me, weren't you?
Right?
So, this GOTS is going well.
The broadcast is progressing well.
Next week is three weeks!
Good night!
Good morning!
Your four and a half minutes were a little tough.
I only did all of it.
That's right, that's right.
Don't say things like that!
Four and a half minutes is too long!
Show me your doctor's report.
I'm nervous!
So, GOTS is going well!
I can't be president!
The broadcast is three weeks!
So, next week is April 18th!
April 18th!
Let's meet again!
Sanako, do you have one last word?
I'm sorry for saying painful things to you all.
But no one but Sanako can lose.
Why don't you stand together?
Will you increase the number of participants?
No, we won't.
No individual participation.
Why don't you increase the number of participants?
No, we won't.
No individual participation.
Well, Sanako, we're leaving now.
We're leaving, right?
See you next week!
See you on the 18th!
See you next week!
Kirinbeverage.
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