AISubs v3.4
Jasmine enters her room the first thing she sees.
I liked waiting ten minutes ahead of you.
I remember everything.
I can remember.
Just one story.
But I hate it all.
I hate it.
I won't forget it.
I hate it all.
I hate it.
I don't need it now.
I hate it all.
I hate it.
I won't lose it.
I hate it all.
I hate it.
I don't need anyone.
I hate it all.
I hate it.
I have to go now.
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What are you two doing?
Are you washing your hair?
Yes, I am.
What are you doing?
It's late and you're going home.
I'm not going home.
What is it?
It's none of your business.
What is it?
Let me see it.
Mark!
What are you doing?
Don't come in.
I'm going.
Don't come in.
What do you want to drink?
I don't want it.
You don't want it?
Strawberry milk.
You don't want it?
I'll take one.
Here you are.
Drink it and go home.
Itao, do you want it?
Yes.
Itao, what do you want?
White milk.
Here you are.
Do you want it?
Yes.
Coffee milk.
What do you want?
Fruit milk?
Kurano, what do you want?
Fruit.
Kurano, what do you want?
Here you are, Kurano.
Mako, let's go.
Let's drink and go home.
Wait, I'll return the bottle later.
Here you are.
Let's go.
Mako, let's go.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Give me back.
Hey.
Even though it's a graduation picture,
Matsumoto is off today.
Because he's sick.
I don't know why, but when we take pictures together,
Matsumoto is always off.
I think it's because it's the graduation picture
for the sports festival.
Hey, everyone!
It's a commemorative graduation picture,
okay?
Here we go.
Look at me.
Cheese!
Hey, don't touch me!
Sorry about that! Please stand by!
Okay!
Welcome!
Do you want some fries?
One, two...
Snacks!
Thank you for the food!
That's enough!
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm Kizuna Igachi, voice actor for Ryusei!
And I'm Kami-san!
Thank you for the food!
Hey, hey, hey...
You know...
Is it okay if I give you some coffee?
Oh, I'm sorry!
Excuse me!
How much is it?
Nine hundred...
Eight hundred...
Okay, then...
Here...
Yes, yes...
Yes, that's right...
Thank you for the food!
Brother, we passed the preliminary round of the Newcomer Competition and will be participating in the main round.
Congratulations!
When is it?
Next month, January 1st.
Next month?
That's just right.
I see.
We wanted to give you this.
We wore this before.
We wore this.
We got our Newcomer Certificate.
We're the management.
You should wear it.
Please wear it.
I'll wear it.
Please wear it.
No, I don't want it.
Please wear it.
We wore the same clothes last year.
See?
It's like a movie.
See?
It's like...
What are you doing?
It's like a horror movie.
Is it?
What are you looking at?
It's like a movie.
Maybe...
Yesterday, too, right?
Maybe next year, there will be a boom again.
A manzai boom.
Right? Let's do it together.
Right?
That's good.
I'm sorry.
We have a stylist.
We can't wear different clothes.
We don't have a stylist.
Don't talk nonsense!
We have a stylist.
She will give you a costume.
It's good.
But...
You don't want it?
We have a contest...
If you don't want it, just quit it!
I'm sorry for calling you "Iranian"!
I'm sorry for doing it arbitrarily!
It doesn't mean that.
That's what you said.
Please take your clothes off.
That's it.
That's enough.
I don't want this anymore.
You have a bad reputation.
We've been scolded by the manager a lot.
That's right.
You don't have to scold us.
You don't have to do it.
We're sorry for saying things we shouldn't have said.
I'm sorry.
We've been scolding you a lot.
You don't have to do it.
You should scold that young group of guys.
You should do it.
They don't exist anymore.
That's right.
Is there anything else?
Yes, there is.
You guys do it and we'll go to the radio today.
We'll be late.
If we talk with you, we'll be late for the radio.
It's 5 o'clock today.
I'm sorry.
You're in trouble.
What time is it now?
It's about 2 o'clock.
2 o'clock?
Then we'll be late.
We're busy.
We're sorry.
Drink your coffee.
It's your treat.
We don't have much time.
We're sorry.
We'll do our best.
Coffee.
Cream is floating.
I want cream, too.
Is it sweet?
It's so sweet!
Don't you want some powder?
Let's take a bowl of tea and share it.
Hey, that's too much!
I'm older than you.
I see.
What about your costume?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
There's no end to evil!
I didn't say anything!
In this thin and dirty world, if there is only one truth, it may be love.
People are beautiful and strong because of love.
There are two people who believe in such love and continue to fight day in and day out.
People call them "love love fire" based on marriage.
Akira and Mebutsu, who struggled with life to bring Shinoko back to the underworld,
were caught in the trap set by Enma Daioh.
Even though it was their twelfth year in this world,
they were obsessed with love and were terribly depressed.
However, they met an evil demon and managed to escape from hell!
By the way...
Thanks to you, I'm very popular.
What are you talking about? You told me to go this way, so I went that way.
What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
What?
You were also following me.
That's not true.
It said "wellcome" on the sign.
What are you talking about?
Didn't you know that women usually have bad premonitions?
What are you talking about?
Are you trying to blame me for something you did wrong?
Of course not!
That's enough!
Well, I'm going back to heaven now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Akira!
What?
You all look like you're having a lot of fun!
This is heaven, isn't it?
Yeah!
Shall we ask them?
Let's ask them!
Oh, excuse me.
Um, I'm looking for someone called Abeka Akinako- san.
That's right.
Hey!
Huh?
Choro!
Huh?!
Hey, you know, I'm in a good company. I'm going up!
You're dead!
What?
You're dead, too!
You're dead!
Who will go to heaven?
What could this had been?!
I'm just kidding!
What could this have been?!
It's too painful!
Look where we're going!
If you're not crazy enough, go somewhere else!
What?!
I'm not surprised, you idiot!
Huh?
Are you looking for me?
Let's just go back and ask the rest of them.
Look!
Presley!
I don't know what song it is, but I think I know what song it is.
Oh! It's Monroe!
Japanese Monroe!
He looks like Madonna.
Oh! It's Ojinga!
Ojinga! I finally found you, Ojinga!
Ojinga!
Where is Kinako?
Anyway, it's hard to find her among so many people.
If you can't find her, don't look for her!
It's not the time for you to drink and walk around like that, merchant!
What?! You...
Fool!
Who are you calling a fool?!
Listen!
I...
My grandfather was born in Asakusa and raised in Kanda.
What are you talking about?!
Akira!
It's an angry word, not a crying word!
I'm not used to drinking alcohol like this...
From today, it's dream paradise!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Mr. and Mrs. Okonda!
Can you guess who it is?
Is it me?!
It's me!
Before we welcome you back, let me tell you a little story.
Let me tell you a story about heaven.
You know...
It's all in Japanese.
Let me introduce our guests!
First, the queen!
Misora Ibari!
Thank you!
Like a fairy...
I'm sorry...
Misora Ibari...
I'm sorry...
Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
Next, we have a special guest from America!
Donnero Dance!
Imagine there's no heaven...
It's easy if you try...
Imagine all the people...
Living for today...
Next, we have a special guest from China!
Abekawa Kinako!
Thank you!
I'll imitate Kyoko Kishida!
In Oak, Nonnon is waiting for Moomin to come again tonight.
But by that time, Moomin was looking for Snufkin in Osabishia.
Snufkin!
Everyone, it's Moomin!
Which one?
Hurry up and come back!
I'm Snufkin.
But by that time, Snufkin was playing the role of a wounded angel and was listening to Mrs. Ayabe's request.
Osamuchan?
My love, will you listen to me?
What will happen in the story?
See you next week!
Ms. Kinago! Ms. Kinago!
What are you doing here?
I'll tell you why later!
What are you doing?
When did you die?
We didn't die!
Ms. Kinago, you came all the way here to save us!
Why? I like it here!
What are you talking about?
We paid a lot of money to come all the way here!
I said I'd come back next week!
It doesn't matter! Let's go!
I like it here!
I like dying!
Hang in there!
Hurry up!
Akira, hurry up!
We don't have much time!
Hurry up!
I don't like this world!
I want to live in heaven!
If you stay in heaven, you'll die!
You'll die!
I don't care if I die!
Ms. Kinago, can you see how wonderful it is to be alive?
What? What are you doing?
Ms. Kinago, can you see how wonderful it is to be alive?
Can you see how wonderful it is to be alive?
I see! That's great, Akira!
Let's do that!
Ms. Kinago, can you see this?
Let me see it!
Look closely!
I guess my education was wrong.
I kept hitting students.
I'm disqualified.
If I could, I'd like to be there until they graduate.
Wait for me, Prime Minister!
If you quit school, we'll quit school too!
Hey, don't go!
Katagiri, will you forgive me?
Of course I will!
Mr. Nakamura.
Prime Minister!
Please don't call me "sensei".
I'm a teacher who quit school.
No, if you understand students like me, you'll be a great teacher.
Will you come back for them?
I'm sorry for being bad!
Prime Minister!
And everyone!
Sorry!
Come back!
Sorry!
You stink!
You guys!
Alright, everyone!
It's over!
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
I'm glad you're alive!
Let's begin!
Let's start the school reunion night!
Oh my! Oh my!
Isn't it a good story?
Look! He's crying!
Oh my! Oh my!
Why?
Won't you shed tears?
Will I?
No! I know!
Look at this!
This!
Around here!
Look carefully!
This!
What have you done?
This!
If you do it right, I'll give you this!
Do you understand?
This!
Do you understand?
Do you understand me?
This! Look at me!
This!
Ah!
Do you understand me?
Take this!
Ah!
Get out of here!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm not leaving, Pochi!
If you leave, I'll leave too!
I'll tell your father, so let's go home together!
Okay?
I'm glad you like it!
Okay?!
HOSHI-KUN!
What's wrong? Hey, what's wrong?
Aren't you moved?!
What's wrong with you?
Aren't you crying?!
Hey!
It's a lie, isn't it?
No, it's not a lie! You too, Kinako-san, it's a lie, isn't it?!
Aren't you moved?!
Hey!
Oh, Kinako-san, you're hopeless!
Look at this!
Hey, Tsukino!
This is the last one!
Ah, I'm glad you said it!
Agira, this is a little...
Isn't there anything else?
You can go home...
Oh, really?
Let's go home!
You're crying with a hot face!
It was a lucky punch!
I'm glad you said it! Let's go home!
Akira was able to teach Kinako how wonderful it is to live...
...to Kinako, who was living a life full of heaven's blessings.
And so, Akira went back home...
...right away!
I say goodbye to this coat.
I sweat.
I shed tears.
And...
I fell in love a lot!
Wow! You scared me!
I'm going to get you for this!
Help me!
Who are you?
Prism!
Prism?
Do it.
Do it!
Remember it!
Thank you.
Are you all right, kid?
Are you kidding me, kid?
You're not going to get up and leave, kid!
Who asked you to do it, kid?
You didn't know, did you, kid?
Whatever you say...
You were a good boy, kid!
What are you doing? Stop it!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Princess!
What are you doing? Come on! Come on!
Come back! Come back!
Come back to your nose!
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- Today, we have received your greetings. - Yes.
- You have come to a certain apartment in Nerimaku, Tokyo. - Yes.
- Greetings. - We have received your greetings.
- Okuda-sama and Abe-sama, we are always looking forward to hearing from you.
- This is Simon Production, the studio of the manga artist Simon Fumi-san.
- Since it is a short and detailed work, the daily stress is accumulating.
- We have made a song that will comfort you both. - Yes.
- We have made it. - It is a song that will comfort you both.
- Since we have made it... - Yes.
- Let's listen to it. - Let's listen to it.
- Let's go. - Let's go. - One, two...
♪ Every week, every week, I put my life on the line ♪
♪ Only a little longer before I close in ♪
♪ Hearing my reader's cry, I became impatient ♪
♪ I became impatient ♪
♪ Ultraman ♪
(Applause)
Matsumoto Hakunsai, 87 years old.
A legendary swordsman who has been known for not telling.
Ota Shinnosuke, 25 years old.
He is the first and last disciples of Hakunsai.
The two of them were bonded by a passionate civilized bond.
Master!
- Shindosuke! - Yes, sir!
Raise your arms!
Yes, sir!
Get out of my way!
Are you all right?
I can't do it.
You can't?
No, I can't.
Ouch!
Are you going?
I can't stop bleeding.
Are you going to the hospital?
Yes.
Do you have insurance?
No, I don't.
It's downstairs.
Where is it?
Is it this one?
Yes, it is.
Shall we go?
Can you stand?
I can't do it.
I can't stop bleeding.
Are you going to the hospital?
Do you have insurance?
No, I don't.
Did you call me?
Of course I did.
You little brat!
You're a big boy today!
You little brat!
Hey, hey!
What are you guys doing here?!
Are you serious?!
Shut up!
What's going on?!
I told you to leave, but what are you doing?!
No, no, we're not doing anything.
No, sir.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
I'm sorry!
Dad, Mom, what are you doing?!
I'm sorry, Benben.
Until the day we meet again, ta-ra-ra, hey!
You little brat!
Burn her alive!
I dropped out of middle school, so I'm really scared now.
Stop it!
I'm going to drop out of middle school.
I'm going to be a first-class teacher.
Who did you study with?
I don't know, but...
We're both poor.
We don't have any money.
Did you ask Ms. Emi?
Yes, I asked Ms. Emi.
Why did you drop out of middle school?
I was bored.
I'm sorry!
That's no good!
I'm really sorry!
You...
You little brat!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
I'll do my best!
Stop it, you idiot!
What's wrong with you?!
Idiot!
I did it!
What do you think?
I love it!
It's like spring!
Even though I look like this,
in Ikebana's world,
I'm a housewife.
Here,
people call me a "flower artist",
but...
I wonder if it's worth 5 million yen?
Oh, I'm so lazy.
I'm thinking about unnecessary things again.
Yes, yes, speaking of Ikebana,
when I first became a flower artist in 1988,
a conflict like this arose.
Ikebana Flower Festival
Yes! It's done! Look! Isn't it beautiful?
Cleaning is done, and we just have to wait for the interviewers.
Yes, and we just have to throw away the trash and that's it.
Miss, can you lend me your hand for a second?
This one-year anniversary autumn tree...
Hey! Why are you talking about a one-year anniversary autumn tree?
Hey!
You know, I heard you started a bonsai garden recently.
What kind of hobby is it to buy a bell pepper tree for the anime?
Shut up! You bought it for me, didn't you?
♪ If there is a round Okinawa ♪
♪ Humans can throw ♪
Good evening.
Hey you guys! Shut up! It's a public place out there!
You're doing it like it's a public service!
Boss, what are you talking about?
You know, the reporter from that magazine is coming here today.
What are you talking about?
What kind of magazine is that?
Even if they come, you're going to make a scene, aren't you?
Boss!
What?
But...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Don't say that!
I thought you were going to hit me.
Boss!
It's not like that.
As for that material...
I've got some great information!
What did you say?
But before that...
Can you do it? Can you do it?
The present for the new corner boss is...
Everyone, please call me!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Now, listen to the rules!
Yes!
All right!
The rules have changed a little from today!
But...
Among the three rules...
We will give you a wonderful present...
To welcome you to our school!
From level one to level three...
You can do whatever you like!
This game is...
What is it?!
It's a three-way game!
But...
No...
Speaking Time!
Ahaha!
Hey! Arara!
Tapan!
Piririririririri!
Oof!
Ouch!
The end!
Oof!
So, what do you guys want?!
Tering!
Oof!
(making car noises)
I'm embarrassed, I'm embarrassed, I'm embarrassed.
(making car noises)
Hurry up!
(laughing)
Open it up!
Wow! I can't open it up!
I'm excited!
Hmm! Bang! Oh!
A car! A car!
A self-driving car!
It's here!
Well, we don't have a self-driving car right now, so we'll give you a car key for now!
Here you go!
Hey, that's my car key!
(laughing)
That's my car key!
Century!
(laughing)
What's up with you?
Nice to meet you, sir!
Nice to meet you, too!
(laughing)
No, actually, today we're not talking about magazines like "Jizanibun" or "Chingen"!
You're right!
We're talking about a million copies!
Hmm!
"Kantou Gravia" is going to give us 88 copies of this book in four pages!
Wow!
(laughing)
That's right!
That's great!
Right?
That's right!
That cover is "Hancho"'s "all nude"!
Huh?
The "catch copy" is "hamada"'s "chijirete masu"!
(laughing)
That's great!
It's great!
You're crazy!
It's great! It's great!
Wow!
It's going to give us a million copies!
That's right!
We're going to give you 88 copies of this book in four pages!
That's right!
Yes!
That's great!
Isn't it?
When are you going to give us the material?
It's about time!
Oh!
It's about time!
No!
Come over here!
I'm Shigo, editor of "Gekikan Kitenaiyo"!
I'm Jimon-chan, an assistant!
I'm the cameraman of "Gekikan Kitenaiyo", Rikei no Kaguyenta!
"Moshimo Piadoga"...
And "Hanna no Omen"!
And I'm the bassist of "Tricam"!
- OK, the capture is... - OK!
- What's up with you? - What do you mean?
- What's with you? - Go away!
- Stop it! - Captain!
- Who are you guys?! - Who's the editor?
- Me! - You're cooler than you said you were.
- Give me my memo! - Give me my memo!
- Is this what you call ad-lib? - Give me my memo!
- Excuse me, Captain, but... - Yes!
- What are we supposed to do first? - I'm not sure...
- Alright, we'll go like this. - OK.
- Let's're all take pictures together. - Alright, line up over here.
- Line up, line up, line up! - Alright!
- Alright, line up, line up! - What are you guys doing?
- Alright, what do you think? - OK!
- What do you think you're doing?! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- It looks like a disaster!
- Give me my memo! - Give me my memo!
- Yes, yes, yes, I'm taking it!
Wait, wait, wait.
Your expression is stiff.
Ouch!
It's no good.
See, it's embarrassing.
Don't say it.
It's good.
Your expression is good.
There is softness in your shoulders.
It's relaxed.
Please.
One, two...
Listen...
No, it's not.
It's not good.
No, it's not.
One more time, please.
Let's go with "listen, it's not good".
Listen...
It's not good.
Wait, your expression is still stiff.
Your expression is stiff.
Close your eyes.
It's good.
I want to do this for my main talent.
It's good.
Let's go.
Listen...
It's not good.
Next, let's do like this.
With the image of an idol...
I don't want to be an idol.
You guys are disgusting.
We are not idols, you bastards.
He's laughing.
Well, well, well.
It's good.
It's cute.
More.
It's not sexy enough.
60-minute course is 30,000 yen.
30,000 yen.
It's cute.
Well...
Let's talk about the picture later.
Let's see the picture first.
It's lonely.
It's lonely?
We should give something to the materials.
You don't know about that.
You're not learned enough.
It always hurts.
It seems like it has some sort of rubble.
It's interesting.
Wait a minute.
No, it's not like that.
If you're lonely alone,
how about taking a two-shot with this Hanako?
This will give you a common image.
I like this picture.
Hanako, put your arms together and shake them.
This is good.
Hanako, put your arms around his neck.
Put your arms around his neck.
Stop it!
This is an image up for you!
Stop it!
You don't stand a chance!
Stop it! Stop it!
What?
Idiot!
Idiot! Idiot!
Idiot!
The chief said it.
A detective doesn't work based on an image.
Listen up.
If you protect the citizens' safety,
you won't have an image afterwards.
Doesn't this happen to you sometimes?
Please don't say that.
I, too, was a little excited about the award.
As you know, without further ado,
could you tell us about this 88th award?
Yes, of course.
This is a small copy, but it's not a lie.
It's not a lie.
A copy?
A copy.
It's sold at a shopping district in Tawara Town.
A shopping district in Tawara Town.
It's sold at a shopping district in Tawara Town.
It's a copy of the 100th award, but it's not a lie.
It's not a lie.
Let's take a copy.
A copy?
A copy.
We're working hard.
Hey!
Don't you think it's a million yen?
No, no, it's not like that.
We have the fax that we received.
Look at it.
Look!
It's true.
Hey!
Can we get the 1 million yen for "Work of Us"?
Hey!
We didn't ask you!
Help!
We didn't ask you!
No. 2.
No. 4.
I'm No. 1.
I'm first!
Yes!
- Oh, it hurts! - It hurts, doesn't it?
- Wait! - Wait!
What's this?!
"Batsui Ganji" ending corner!
We're in March now.
Today, we did a "hockey-style hockey-boyshot".
Well, after that... What should we do?
Oh, it's cold.
After that, the situation...
What kind of situation should we do next?
I'd like you all to think about it.
I see.
But, I want to set up a party for you.
Here we have your...
...hamada special meals and small bowls.
We've got a lot of things like your neighbors' junk stores and all that sort of things.
A party for me!?
A party for you!
I hope you'll have lots of fun.
Please have a good time with me.
Have a good time with me.
Have a good time with me!
Well...
- It's somehow fixed, isn't it? - Yes, yes.
- It's theoretical, isn't it? - Yes.
I'm on a long trip around the world and I'm in a luxury passenger ship.
That's true.
Isn't it like that abroad?
I've been to many countries and there are many things there.
Different people, different people.
So I'm going to a different country next.
I'm going to a different country.
I'm taking in customers.
Yes.
I'm taking in customers.
I'm asking you.
I don't charge you.
Yes!
I'm taking in customers.
Yes.
I'm taking in customers, including children.
You're taking in children.
Yes.
And I'm going to make the stage spin in the end.
Spin?
I'm going to make it drift.
You're doing it!
I'm going to make it drift.
And then I'm going to go to Iwasaki.
You're having fun.
I'm going to use shortcomputers and make a famous song.
You're Keiji Motobaso, right?
I'm Motobaso.
Thank you very much.
You're a zombie.
Every word I say gets filtered out.
You're a zombie.
I'd rather die!
Next is Miyahai.
Ahh, that was complicated.
We don't know if we should do it now or not.
But we're doing it right now.
Back in the day, too, they used to do something similar in sightings.
Now, things can get really hot with 88 people.
Everyone, please look forward to it!
That's all for today!
See you later!
Let's end it!
It was a little long, wasn't it?
See you later!
I'm sorry!
See you later!
T & G, Maiden Company.
Lotte, provided by Kola Cosmetics.