AISubs v3.4
As Yasmin enters her room, the first thing she sees...
I don't need it now, so I hate it at all.
I hate it, but I can't lose it.
I hate it already, I hate it, I don't need anyone.
I hate it at all, I hate it, I have to go now.
Kourake Shouhin Kirinribarage
P&G, provided by Meiden.
Matsumoto Hakunsei, 87 years old.
A swordsman who has never been mentioned.
But his spearplay is also a master of kamiwaza.
You bastard!
How annoying!
If only my nose could pound a little more...
What are you talking about?!
Please forgive me for being greedy!
You've grown up so fast.
You took off your glasses.
You're ridiculous!
Why can't I get it?
Stop it!
Come to Yokohama today.
What's up?
Dad, I don't like "Do it again"!
It's boring, so I don't want to do it anymore.
I see.
Then I'll do my best in town.
You're in Yokohama today.
OK!
It's cold, but...
Are you hungry now?
Oh, yeah!
What do you want to eat?
Thai food!
Thai food is good!
I'll tell you what kind of Thai food it is.
It's like the Thai food we ate at the location earlier.
You're so noisy!
Why do you bite me like this?
You're so noisy!
From now on, it's a dating spot for young people.
Thai food!
Let's go there!
Maybe there are other families there!
OK!
We're going back in time!
OK!
You're so noisy!
Maybe there are other families there!
Let's go!
You're so noisy!
I'm talking about dating spots and such.
Why do you bite me like this?
I heard young people are gathering now.
Maybe there are other families there!
You're so noisy!
Maybe there are other families there!
How long have you been together?
It's been a short time.
You two talk about the same thing!
You're so noisy!
We haven't decided yet!
What's Inter?
Intercontinental Memorandum!
Intercontinental!
What's that?
Kodak, be happy!
Don't run away!
What should we do?
Are you OK?
What should we do?
Hurry up!
I'll kill you.
Look! There's still something left here!
Enjoy the double date!
I knew it! Even if we all joined hands, we wouldn't be able to do it!
We're supporting each other!
That's what I said!
Yes! That's good!
I won't let you have the gold!
I won't let you eat the gold!
There's still some fried chicken left here!
That's good!
Enjoy it!
There's still some fried chicken left here!
Enjoy it!
It's hot! It's hot!
She put this on top of her rice and ate it!
Look! She ate it!
She's still eating it!
That's good!
Hello!
Oh, hi!
What's up with you guys today?
Oh, hi!
What's up with you guys today?
Oh, marriage! Congratulations!
These two!
Oh, here you are!
Come on in and take a picture with us!
Congratulations!
Everyone, open your arms!
How about a wife?
How about a father?
That's right!
Father, your hat!
Father, your wings!
It suits you!
Father, look at the camera!
Father, look at the camera and say "don" from a shrine.
Say "don" from a shrine!
Thank you very much!
(EPISODE FOURTEEN, "LOVE, LOVE, FIRE!")
If there is only one truth in this dirty world,
it may be love.
People are beautiful and strong because of love.
There are two people who believe in love and continue to fight day and night.
People call them "love, love, fire!"
Without being able to find the medicinal herbs,
and without Akira and the others' efforts,
Kinako never returned home again.
I know you're sad, but don't cry.
Kinako died before me.
Is it okay for me to be forgiven for such a shameful thing?
What are you talking about? You'll be like me soon.
Oh, right!
You're going to be two or three kilos heavier.
What are you talking about?!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for saying something meaningless.
- Don't be angry. - It's not meaningful. It was wrong of me.
As a final farewell, let me kiss you on the cheek.
I'm sorry, Kinako.
Akira, it's true that humans change when they die, but...
I see.
I feel like my head has been ripped off.
I look like a German soldier.
It's not like you at all!
What?
Shut up!
What?
What's wrong with you? Where's Kinako?
I'm sorry, Kinako.
You're making me nervous.
I'm sorry, Kinako.
It's not like you at all!
Is it this one, Akira?
This one.
Kinako...
Akira!
Why are you dead?
I'm sorry.
We just can't get him.
What?
I'm sorry for your loss.
You're a tailor, aren't you?
I'm a salesman on the Yomino Country Tour.
What?
Yomino Country Tour?
It's a tour that takes you to the land of the dead.
What's that?
What is it?
How much is it?
Two hundred and three thousand and four hundred and two thousand yen.
That's expensive.
Do you have a loan?
Of course we do.
Oh, Kikunosuke!
What are you talking about?
What?
We have money. Why don't you go there?
Think about it.
If this happens, we'll go get Kinako back.
Go get her back?
There's only one way.
Even if you go get her back, are you sure you can do it?
It's possible.
We have money.
Hey!
Don't go! Don't go!
Do you have a tour of the land of the dead?
The three of you will go.
The three of you.
Yes, sir.
Do you have a contract or something?
Yes, sir.
Please sign this.
Yes, sir.
Please sign this.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir!
We just have to ride this, right?
Yes, sir.
Then we'll go.
Let's go. Please go.
We will now depart for our tour of the land of the dead.
Be careful!
The Land of the Dead
Look at this.
What is it?
Is this it?
Look! This is amazing!
Wait, Akira! I dropped something.
What is it?
Huh?
I will say this, but in three days, at four forty- four, you will return to this place.
If you don't, you will never return to your original world.
Yes! Meguppe, I'm scared!
You will never return!
What?
I'm scared!
You will never return!
Will I be okay?
Med-in... Japan!
What are you saying?!
This is fun!
Let's go in!
Oh, what is it?
Huh, Meguppe?
Huh?
I'm confused.
Are we separated at the end of the road?
I really don't know what to do.
What should we do?
Which way should we go?
It's my first time, so I don't know what to do.
Let's split up and look for her.
Split up?
That's right.
Which way should we go? Huh?
Welcome!
Let's go this way.
What are you saying?!
It doesn't matter.
You can't go! We will go this way.
You go that way.
Okay.
Then, goodbye!
You're a little careless, aren't you?
Hey, hey! What are you doing?!
What? What?
Three days?
Three days! Three days!
See you!
See you in three days!
I want you to catch me.
I see.
I see you're crying too.
Which way should we go? This way?
It looks like a fun place!
Right?
So this is Heaven after all!
You guys are ridiculous!
This is hell!
What?
You fell for it, you idiot!
Wait! Wait! Let's talk!
Hey, you!
Fool! I'm going to hell!
Wait a minute! Why do we have to go to hell?
It's been decided for a long time that those who do bad things will go to hell!
Do you mean we did something bad?
Are you running away?
Hey, you! Are you crazy?
Wait a minute! We are "Love, Love, Fire" and we are the idols of elementary school children all over the country!
That's not good!
That's right! If you really like it, put your hands on your chest and think about it!
Why do you do that?
Think about it! Why do you do that?
If you think about it, you will go to hell!
Don't think about it! You will go to hell!
That's not what I'm saying!
You know it, don't you? You remember it, don't you?
Spit it out! You will go to hell!
Hey, don't spit it out!
Hey, don't do anything with your dirty hands and guns!
That's not what I'm saying!
You guys are so funny!
You guys are doing it too much!
But what you did was a little funny.
But you know, if you think about it that much, I have a better idea!
Read this!
Thank you!
Good morning!
We're busy today.
Good morning!
Shut up!
Good morning!
It hurts!
What are you doing?
You've been recording for two hours.
What's up with you?
You're so stubborn!
You're the most annoying since morning.
Go away.
We have a schedule today.
First, we'll go to Rockstar's top floor.
And then we'll go to Tony's.
And then we'll take a break.
No, we'll stay for an hour.
No, we can't stay for an hour.
Let's go home.
We'll take a break for two hours.
Let's go home.
Good morning!
We're busy today.
Good morning!
Who are you?
It's just now.
What?
It's just now.
What?
Who are you?
I'm a colleague of yours.
I don't know you.
I've known you for a long time.
Thank you for the drink.
Say it.
What?
Say it.
I won't.
Say it.
Two, one, zero.
You're not drinking at all!
I'm sorry.
Drink it!
Drink it?
Thank you for it.
And now, with full of energy, Imada Koji-kun! Here you go!
Do it.
OK, start!
You're doing it backwards.
I'm doing it.
Should I put it down? Should I put it down?
Yes.
Here I go.
Three, two, one, go!
Hello, Imada Koji here!
I'm Yoshima Takagi-
You're biting me!
You're not getting it.
It's a penalty.
What?
Cut it and smoke it.
I can't cut it and smoke it?
Cut it and smoke it.
I can't cut it and smoke it?
Cut it and smoke it!
Do it!
What are you doing? I didn't say anything!
Is it wrong for me to stand up?
What's wrong with you? Why are you standing up?
Stop it!
Do it!
Stop it!
What do you think of me, you villain?
(sniffing)
You found me, didn't you?
I'm doing this job for money!
(laughing)
I want to do it even if I don't have money!
(laughing)
(screaming)
Can you do it?
(screaming)
(music)
(laughing)
It's not what I thought of.
(laughing)
(smashing)
It's no good.
What's wrong?
I didn't study at all.
Me too.
I saw you on TV yesterday.
Did you study?
No.
Run!
(laughing)
(smashing)
What's up?
You're better than expected.
I'm all right.
I took her home.
I brought her home.
Who?
You know this guy?
Bring me the ball.
Who are you?
Stop.
Bring me the basket.
Huh?
Bring me the basket.
What are you doing here?
No, I...
Don't push me!
No, I pushed you.
You did?
Yes, you.
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
Yes.
Lend me this.
Do you have a license?
What do you care?
Hey, stop it.
Lend me this.
Can you ride it?
What do you care?
Hey, stop it.
Can you ride it?
Hey.
Mark! Mark!
What are you doing?
Mark!
Hey, you were there, weren't you?
You went shopping and bought everything.
I saw you.
You were lying down.
You were eating potatoes.
Right?
You were eating potatoes with a sandwich.
Who are you?
I want you to leave.
I'm making curry now.
Seriously.
You really were somewhere.
You're still the same.
Seriously.
Here's 200 yen.
Don't give me that!
Keep it. I won't give you anymore.
Keep it.
I won't give you anymore.
Give me.
What did you say your name was?
Kurano.
Kurano, I'll give you five yen.
Mark, I'm leaving.
You're always like this.
I'm leaving.
Good evening.
Thank you for coming today.
We're at INAX X-RAY LIVE SHOW ROOM in Aoyama.
Welcome.
Actually, I've been taking care of this INAX bathroom every day.
I've prepared a song for you today.
It's calming, isn't it?
Let's go.
I feel like I'm in a hot spring in my bathroom.
Give it back!
Why are you mad at me?
I don't need it!
What do you mean you don't need it?
Give me back my money!
It's no use at all!
Give me back my money!
I'm not saying you can fool me completely.
You bastard!
Give me back my money!
What?
Give me back my money!
I won't give it back.
I'll go and get it from the bank.
You're lying!
It's fine today.
It's fine.
No, it's not.
I've already got it for you.
This is all I've got.
No, no, no.
It's really cheap.
How much?
Five thousand yen.
Five thousand yen, huh?
I'm not lying.
Five thousand yen won't bully me.
No, it won't.
I've made it clear today.
It won't bully me.
Five thousand yen.
You have a lot of money.
Actually, I have something for you today.
Miracle Camouflage Paper.
Five thousand yen?
Of course, you won't be bullied.
By wearing this, you can synchronize with these pillars and you won't be noticed.
You won't be noticed and won't be bullied.
Even a bad guy like you can hit these pillars.
You're right.
Put it down. It's perfect here.
Really?
I can't relax now.
You can't relax, can you?
No, first of all, it's not okay, but it's better than nothing.
Eight thousand yen.
What is it?
One thousand yen.
What?
Why is it suddenly increasing?
What?
Why is it suddenly increasing?
Well, you know, you can get a lot of things as a military unit.
You can get a lot of things as a military unit.
It's suspicious.
One thousand yen.
Are you sure it's okay?
One thousand yen.
It's okay. It's absolutely okay.
You have a lot of money.
You know what?
This is it for today.
This is the main thing for today.
Is that the main thing?
Miracle Camouflage Paper.
If you put this on, people won't know you're Masao.
I don't know that.
I'm serious.
I don't want to put it on.
For example, like this.
Hanako-san, you don't know Masao-kun, do you?
What? What are you talking about? It's Masao!
Oh! Oh! Oh, you scared me!
Your hair looked long!
What are you talking about? I'm fine like this. I'm absolutely fine!
I'm fine like this. I'll go now.
Really?
I still have to go around. I'll go now.
Really?
I'm fine like this.
Hey, don't call me "Masao".
Masao!
I'm not Masao!
Look carefully! I'm not Masao!
Look at me! I'm not Masao!
Stop!
I'm not Masao!
Look at me!
Still there are many mysteries!
Look at me! I'm not Masao!
You son of a bitch!
I'm not Masao!
I'm sorry.
Recently, I've been working on the fortune-telling page of the famous British weekly magazine.
It's been getting a lot of attention again.
But you know, most of my fortune-telling is like a scam.
Oh, I said something unnecessary again.
Speaking of scams...
You know, back in the '88 edition, there was one time when Saki died a terrible death.
Oh, it's been a while since you've done such a good job!
What do you mean "good job"?
You're a married fraudster, aren't you?
That's not true. Even a married fraudster can't be a criminal.
You know, last night at dinner bandai, you said "that's why I can't get married" with your ugly garlic.
You know, you should hold hands with men, talk freely and flirt with them. Isn't it bad?
It's all over the internet.
It's bad, isn't it?
In the middle, in the middle, in the middle, it's in the middle.
Here is in the middle of the earth.
Because I'm here. I'm here.
Boss! Boss!
Good evening.
The wedding ceremony yesterday, did you give up?
The wedding ceremony is gone and run away.
Today, I'm going to do it again from scratch.
It's the first time I've seen it.
Who are you? Are you kidding me?
You're going to clean up this shitty case as soon as possible.
There's a lot of cases left.
Boss!
I'm the only one left.
It's not a shitty case.
I gave him big news about him.
Catch him!
Yes!
Will you do it?
What's the big news?
Thank you for the news.
Catch him!
Now, I'm going to clean up this shitty case.
It's in the middle of the earth.
Because I'm here. I'm here.
It's the best!
I'm not going to die!
No! No! No!
Thinking of life!
Nose! Nose! Nose!
Nose! Nose! Nose! Nose!
Die!
What do you want to do?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Hurry up!
My heart is pounding!
Ta-dah!
Musan!
We've rediscovered the arrow that hit the arrowhead!
We call it...
"Vegetables"!
Huh?
Because...
Because that arrow was blue...
We call it "Blue Vegetables"!
You're too cruel!
That's what I've been thinking about.
That's a good answer!
That's what I've been thinking about.
What are you laughing about?
It's not what you think it is.
Say it!
What we want to say is...
That conman we've been talking about...
He's actually a big conman!
A big conman?
That's right!
Actually...
There's a possibility that he stole about 20 million yen worth of gold from Kaku-no-Golf.
What?
I've brought Paul with me.
Okay, bring him in.
But...
Just say it!
But...
What's wrong?
I don't know what you're thinking about...
But you smell like perfume.
I can't help it!
Just say it!
Can I?
It did smell!
Just say it!
Paul!
Sorry!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ladies and gentlemen of the prosecution, nationwith you...
nationwith you?
What do you mean "nationwith you"?
Hey!
What?
What's with that attitude?
Let me see.
Hey!
This is interesting.
What's with you?
Are you crazy?
I'm not crazy.
What?
I'm not proud of it, but I'm a veteran.
What do you mean "veteran"?
If you have a career, you can handle anyone.
What are you saying?
Are you serious?
What do you mean "serious"?
I've been arrested 1,499 times.
What are you talking about?
One more time and I'll be dismissed from my position.
What are you talking about?
I've been friends with the director of this company.
What?
Do you know what "friendship" is?
It means we're on good terms.
What are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
It means we're on good terms.
What are you talking about?
We're on good terms.
What?
It's you!
Arrest him!
Yes, sir!
Anyway, I'll arrest him.
Hurry up and do it!
Yes, yes!
You're too slow!
Please sit over here.
Yes, sir!
What's with you?
Where's the fire?
Why do you need fire?
Give me that!
What's with you?
Second time!
Sit down!
What's with you?
Are you drunk?
Good morning!
What's up with you?
You've been getting drunk lately.
I'm going to take off my coat and drink this!
No, you're wrong.
I'm wrong?
No, you're wrong.
I'm sorry.
You're not a detective anymore.
That's right.
You need to be more relaxed and not make people angry.
Show me your face.
You're walking like a driver.
Let's do it.
First, look at me.
What's with you?
You look like you're drunk.
What are you saying?
We'll do it now.
We'll make you relax.
We'll make you relax and then...
Pichi-pichi-puchi, puchi-pachi, kata-kata-pachi, nume- pachi, bimyo-mikan-jeru-shiri-pachi, spit it out.
What are you talking about?
You can't spit it out like that!
I'm talking about my words, not my throat.
You always say one thing and then say another.
You should know better.
You say it's nostalgic, but it's really hard.
Well, well, Ryogo-kun, use that as a sample and continue with the interview.
It's not funny at all!
What's with that dance?
Are you making fun of Ryogo-san?
I get it!
Let me do it.
Do it!
Hey, ball!
What?
You and me...
Have you ever eaten curry?
What are you talking about?
You're making fun of me!
You...
What do you mean "eaten curry"?
Hey!
You're making fun of me!
No, no, no, Hanjo!
Please continue.
What are you talking about?
You're making fun of me?
I'm in trouble with this man.
So, this is the first interview.
Next, Hanjo will be investigated.
It's about Hanjo who is said to be a demon's servant.
You're making fun of me!
Please investigate it thoroughly and prove it!
Look at it!
Yes!
Owaru...
Yes?
Your hometown was...
Aomori, wasn't it?
It's snowing heavily in Aomori now.
If you say so, your mother will...
I'm a chameleon rider!
I can't convince you!
I'm a chameleon rider!
You'll laugh at me!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you making me laugh?
You're making me cry!
Your wife is a marriage fraudster!
You should do something about it!
That's right!
She's not just a fraudster!
I'll prove it to you.
Listen to me carefully.
You know...
The woman you cheated on me with...
I'm sure she's glad you cheated on her.
I'm sure I'll be happy if I marry her.
Even if she cheats on me...
What am I saying?
Use this!
What are you saying?
I said...
Use it!
Don't you have a chameleon?
If you can marry me...
You might be asking me to come back.
I'm sorry! I did it!
You're annoying!
Use it!
Thank you!
Why is everyone asking for a chameleon?
You're annoying!
I can't use your chameleon!
What?
What are you doing?
What?
You can't use it!
What?
Use it!
This is cute!
I asked for it!
If you don't take it, you'll win!
Thank you for your hard work.
Now, I'm doing this with these uneducated amateurs.
Amateurs!
Take it! Take it!
If you don't take it, I'll take it all off and break it!
What's wrong with you?
Yes, number 88!
What?!
The 20 billion yen pole has been caught?!
What?!
I know! I know!
What?!
The 20 billion yen pole has been caught?!
You're mistaken!
The other day, he was eating out of his nose...
Who is he?!
No, he's the son of the giant pole and also a mirror of politeness!
You!
I told you, I'm his brother, so tell me so that I'm not mistaken.
I didn't say that!
What?!
What's wrong with you?
I didn't say that!
You didn't say that?!
That's why you're eating out of your nose!
If you don't take it, you'll lose!
You're the worst!
You can do it!
You're lucky!
I didn't say that!
What are you doing?
I didn't say that!
You can do it!
I don't know what's in it!
What?
It's like a grain of rice.
What's this?
Umeboshi.
This is disgusting!
Say something!
Umeboshi.
This is disgusting!
Umeboshi.
This is disgusting!
Umeboshi.
Natsue Ganji, make it up!
My name is Penem, Rola and Tammy and I'm Natsue Ganji.
Good evening!
What's that?
Good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
I found something funny and funny.
This is Shinohara's graduation letter.
That's scary!
I found Shinohara's graduation letter while he showed me his old graduation letter.
It's not that funny or anything, but there are three mistakes and one more strange thing in the letter.
Please copy and send it to me.
What's with you?
A sign of gratitude.
Wait! Don't read it!
Let's hear it first!
First of all...
Let's hear it!
Hello.
This "hello" becomes this "hello"
Hello.
And then...
This "hello" becomes this "hello" instead of "hello."
No, middle school students.
The fun memories up to now will never end!
This is a word you can't forget.
Lastly, "goodbye" becomes...
It says "goodbye," but "bye" doesn't have an "e" in it.
This "bye" becomes...
What is "bye" again?
"Goodbye" becomes "bye" with an "e" at the end.
Four "5"s!
But this isn't elementary school students.
It's middle school students!
In middle school, it's "bye-bye."
After I wrote it down, I told my teacher that I made a mistake.
Then, it became like this.
No, you shouldn't say that mistake!
Really?
That's right.
You're so stubborn!
When everyone was studying, you would go out on a snack bar.
I didn't!
You shouldn't say things like that!
Thank you, the three of you, for sending me this message.
I hope you'll continue to...
Stop it!
I hope you'll continue to have fun with the members!
I hope you'll continue to enjoy the show more and more.
I'll be waiting for you.
Goodbye.
Stop it already!
Stop it!
Stop it already!
Stop it!
Now I'm a little more arrogant...
Stop it!
Your nose is too high!
What was that? Was that OK?