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Manchi! Manchi!
That's right! Today, we'll have a special live broadcast for an entire hour!
I see. This is the last episode of the year.
That's right.
We'll show you everything!
Today, we'll do it in a special way.
First of all, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We've done this about three or four times.
We've done it.
I think you all know what it is.
Combining animals and someone else.
Yes, yes.
This is the quiz.
That's right.
Let's go.
Our first guest is this person!
Here we go!
(singing)
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Yes.
You're cute.
Thank you.
Your cute face is really ugly.
You, too.
I'm sorry.
You think you're cute, don't you?
I don't.
You think you are!
You think you're cute, don't you?
Hey! Take it away!
Tomi-chan, have you seen this corner before?
I have.
But it's really difficult.
I don't know anyone's name very well.
So...
But you're a famous person.
Oh, really?
I think you'll be fine.
I'll be fine?
Yes.
Yes, I'll do my best.
If you do well, I'll prepare a prize for you.
I'm looking forward to it.
Oh, really?
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming.
So, I won't say anything, but I'll say it.
So, our two guests are these people!
You do it in the venue, don't you?
Yes.
You go to a shop or a school.
Have you ever been in trouble like that?
Actually, I want to do it with a song.
Yes, yes, yes.
Aren't we lonely?
I feel like I'm going outside.
Even if we walk in the hallway,
don't you feel like something good is going to happen?
What are you talking about?
That's what you're saying now, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
But if you go outside, you can't help it.
If you go out, you can't help it.
That's amazing.
It's like Lupin III.
Yes, it is.
Of course you're watching this, aren't you?
You've been singing for a while now.
Well, then, good luck.
Thank you.
Well, then...
I'll give you a prize.
I'd like you to give me a prize, but...
Here's the first question!
It's a cow!
What?
First of all, 20% of people's faces will be shown.
Oh, no...
Well, is it about 40% of people's faces?
Oh, I got it!
Huh?
Where did you see it?
No!
Huh?
You...
You're standing up and making this kind of face!
No, I didn't see it. I'm sorry.
Oh, you're sensitive, aren't you?
No, I didn't see it.
Oh, I see. I see.
But you're wrong!
Take a good look!
It looks like you've seen it before.
What is it?
Oh, I see.
Let me show you. Here you go!
You didn't see it, did you?!
I did!
Oh, I got it!
Can I say it?
Of course!
It's a dog!
Correct!
I've seen you a lot!
I'm Naoko Kenda!
Yes!
The distance between your eyes!
Look!
Look! Look! Look!
The position of your eyes!
You're Naoko Kenda!
The distance between your eyes is a little...
And so, the correct answer is Naoko Kenda!
Correct!
Yes!
It's Naoko Kenda's first question.
I feel like I'm apologizing.
Well, let's say it clearly.
Now, the next question is...
Chimpanzee!
Now, there's a 20% chance!
It hasn't changed much, has it?
Yes, there's a 40% chance!
Don't you know?!
There's a tooth!
This! This tooth!
Look at the tooth!
In front of you! In front of you!
It's empty! It's empty!
Look closely! Look closely!
Is it similar?
Look closely! Look closely at this skipper!
Is it empty? Is it empty?
There's no skipper!
Pay more attention!
What? Do you want to see this?
Don't you know by looking at this?
Hurry up and push it!
Hurry up and push it! Don!
Tomomi!
Tamuri-san!
Correct!
When you were running, I thought you were Tokoro- san.
You're close to Tokoro-san.
Yes! Please look at it!
Look!
And so, the correct answer is Tamuri-san!
Tomomi, what do you think of it?
What?
Didn't you know about this area? Around the skipper?
Skipper?
It's round.
Didn't you think it looked like a skipper?
As expected, "haa" is the characteristic, right?
Ah, I see.
Other than looking at it, I didn't know about it.
The last question.
If you win, I'll give you 3 points!
Do your best!
The last question is...
This one!
It's a giraffe!
Okay, giraffe!
You have 20% now.
Okay, you have 40% now!
Don't you know?!
This face!
Don't you know this face?!
Okay, stop!
And so...
Amerun!
Tanagakunie!
Correct!
I see.
Let's move on to the next question. Here we go!
Oh, you're right.
There's no change at all.
Is it possible for me to go there?
Anagakunie!
So, in the end,
the winner of the unicorn of garbage, who got 3 points, is...
What was your first thought?
Konomi-chan, what a shame!
What a shame!
You were so close!
Yes!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Well, I've never won a prize before, so I know.
You don't have any strength.
Now, the winner of Okuda and Abe team is...
First of all, this is Okuda-kun and a chimpanzee.
Yes.
I gave you this as a prize.
Take it home and display it.
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Huh?
Is this me?
You look like a woman.
What?
Please give it to me.
It's Kiyoshiro-san.
Yes, yes.
There's a lot of Kiyoshiro-san.
If you combine it with a chimpanzee, you'll get a horse.
And now, I'll combine Abe-kun and a horse.
Now, let's take a look.
Ta-dah!
You don't have a cheek, do you?
You don't have a cheek!
Now, I'll give you this as a prize.
Yes.
Right?
That's amazing.
Now, I'll give you 100 points.
But I want to see Tomomi-chan's.
Yes!
I'm fine with mine, but...
You're selfish.
Tomomi and Shiba-ken!
Shiba-ken...
Ta-dah!
Is it my dad's?
Wow!
I can't stop talking about him!
Shiba-ken-chan!
Well, I'll show you a bad guy's trick.
I'll merge you with a giraffe.
Ta-dah!
I'm scared!
Who merged you with a giraffe?
What did I merge with before?
Kangaroo!
Go away!
Okay, let's go home and sing!
Actually, I don't have one.
Anyway, congratulations to you two!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
That's all for today!
Thank you very much!
Well, then... Oh, I'm over here.
Well, well, well... This is "Love, Love, Fire"...
"Love, Love, Fire" special!
Let's show more and more of our delicious side tonight!
Well, I don't know if it's delicious or not, but let's do it!
Let's do it!
Now, speaking of "Love, Love, Fire"...
We can't let this person go unpunished.
That's right!
I'll prepare it right away!
Yes!
Everyone, please watch it live!
It's Mr. Ozingerzet!
She's a great voice actress.
She's great!
Hiroko!
Hiya!
Oki-san is here and he's in a good mood.
Yome-han is here and he's in a good mood.
Yome-han is here today.
I see.
Hajime-san, you've been doing a great job for the past year.
Yes.
How has it been for you for the past year?
Well, it's really...
I should say it's funny.
I've been crying.
You've been crying.
Yes.
You've had many reactions.
Yes, I have.
Like when you were walking down the street and people started talking to you.
Yes, I have.
But you don't talk like that.
What?
You don't talk like that.
Well...
Yes, you do.
I don't look like I'm doing anything weird.
Then don't look like you're doing anything weird!
Well, it seems like you've been through a lot this past year.
Yes, I have.
We've got a lot of letters for you.
Oh, you do? Can I read some of them?
Yes, you can.
Nishinomiya-shi... Hyogo prefecture is in Nishinomiya-shi.
Yes.
Takada... Ikioku...
Yes.
Eight years old?
Yes.
Ojinga-san, please answer my question.
Was Germany the toughest alien you've ever encountered?
It can't be helped. Let's fight!
Let's fight!
What are we going to fight with today?
Today we're going to use tongue twisters.
Toma, it's warm.
It's hard.
Gojinga, do it again!
Gojinga...
How are you?
What's that?
Gojinga!
You can do it!
Yes!
Hey!
You!
What are you doing?
Why are you running away?
Let's say hello.
No!
Look at me.
Let's say hello...
Hello, I'm Retsuko.
Say it again!
Hello...
There are TWO of you.
There are...
there are...
three of you!
There are NO "Hello, let's go!"s.
You don't say "Hello, us three!"
Hello! Let's go! Three of you!
You don't say it with such energy.
You're not cute!
You're cute.
What do you think of Yana-san?
Yana-san's reason.
This left quite an impression on me.
Panpan, you were hit by a pie.
You're quite rebellious, aren't you?
You're rebellious.
You have good reflexes, don't you?
Me?
Yes.
I was born with it.
You were born with it.
Yesterday...
I was filming this yesterday as well.
I was surprised in the hallway.
There are times when you think you're in trouble.
When you're walking in Ojinga, your speed suddenly increases.
Huh?
I was wondering when it would happen.
Suddenly...
Oh, I see.
I'm just walking. There's nothing else.
Suddenly, my speed increases.
I don't know why my turbo started suddenly.
Why?
Why did it happen suddenly?
There was something in front of me.
Yes.
In front of you.
Yes.
I wanted to pick it up.
I see.
This Ojinga signal picked it up, didn't it?
I didn't want it to be picked up.
I thought it was bad.
I thought it was my speed.
Why are you pushing me?
I don't know why.
You're quite rebellious, aren't you?
I'm rebellious, but...
Yes.
I'll ask you the next question.
In Hiroshima Prefecture, Yuji Taguchi.
Hello, Mr. Ojinga.
I'm Mr. Ojinga's big fan.
Please answer my question.
Please tell me your impression of becoming Super Ojinga.
I won't forgive you!
By destroying his favorite bumper car,
Ojinga became Super Ojinga!
(laughs)
Why are you fighting like that? Why do you look like that?
It's an innocent move!
That's not enough.
I didn't know you could do such a move in the morning.
But there's been a lot of things, right? You've become a super monkey and a flying monkey.
I'm sure you're going to change even more in the future.
Yes, that's right.
It's okay because you're young.
You're going to be a little box, right?
Yes, that's right.
It's convenient to carry around, right?
You're a monkey, too.
You've become a super monkey and a flying monkey.
Good evening, everyone.
First of all, I'd like to talk about your acting skills.
There's something that stands out about your acting skills.
Please give me some good advice for me, who wants to be an actor, to get better at acting.
This is also an action type of monkey.
It's a cool pose, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Switch...on!
Stop!
Cut!
You're 100% funny, old man!
You can do horseback riding.
You can do horseback riding?
You do horseback riding and then you shout, "Hey!"
You didn't say anything!
Excuse me!
W-what is this?
Mr. Horseback Rider!
I can do it!
Here you are.
I don't know.
So today we have various characters, including Jun.
And finally, we have a question for you.
You two can transform without kissing, but why is that?
One of you can transform on your own.
In the past, you had to kiss before you could transform.
Recently, it's been all over the place.
What do you think?
I've never heard of love love fire before.
I see.
When you kiss, your love fire burns up and transforms.
That's right.
But every time you kiss, you don't get excited.
I see.
You know what I mean, right?
Even if you don't say it, you know, right?
You have to chase it more.
You have to move more vigorously.
You can't broadcast this time.
Of course.
I see.
That's why you can't broadcast.
Of course.
You've been doing that since 8 p.m. on Sundays.
I see.
I'd appreciate it if you could understand that.
Today, we're going to talk about love love fire.
Let's end it with Ojinga.
That's right.
Ojinga, this is the last time you'll be on this show.
I see.
We'll see you next year.
This is the last time you'll be on this show.
Yes.
This year.
Why are you standing up?
It's okay.
Please say something.
Everyone...
Thank you very much for your support.
We'll do our best next year, so please support us.
That's right.
Please support us.
Yes, please support us.
That's all for love love fire special!
Right now, I'm in the process of organizing my old painting studio and building a new one.
It's been a lot of work for me every day.
I'm sorry, Mr. Nishikawa Kiyoshi gave me some of his work.
Next year, I'll be a rabbit.
So I'm a little bunny.
What should I say?
Oh, yes, yes.
This is a painting studio I designed myself in 1988.
By the time I was making this,
something terrible like "danger" in 88 sentences had happened.
Oh, this is your design, Oryou-chan.
If you put it out now, it will cause a lot of trouble in Edo.
I made it myself.
Well, however, this phrase "Happy New Year" is common.
This should not be "Happy New Year".
Only you are happy, right?
After all, I am here.
No, no, I want to get married this year. I want you to write something like that.
Well, that's fine. It will be Christmas in four days.
But please don't eat food from restaurants like you did last year.
Shut up, you! I don't want you to say that I only eat cows and giraffes!
You don't eat humans at all!
I invited a weak-legged dog and a cold chicken in soup.
Let's go to Bremen, Bremen, Bremen.
Let's build a music band.
Boss, look at this.
Look at this.
This is a cardboard castle Oryo-chan made with iron and salt.
If you put it out now, Master Ui will be happy, too.
If you're in a good mood, you can make this wish book.
Maybe this year will be your 88th year anniversary.
What?
This year, my 88th book was published, but...
It was the lowest number of books published in Japan.
The lowest?
Yeah.
It's all thanks to the chief.
This is a big deal.
That's right!
You! What did you do?
I couldn't believe what you said.
So I went to the chief with you.
I see.
Then I got some information.
What kind of information?
Say it!
You want me to say it?
What is the chief's information?
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Please explain the content of the game!
Now, it's my turn.
As usual, there are three hints.
Now, please choose one of them for the chief.
Please choose one of them for the chief.
There is always real information in it.
Please choose one of them for this corner!
Which one? Which one? Which one?
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Now, please choose one of them for the chief.
It's thinking time!
I will drop you.
Now, please choose one of them for the chief.
The one over there.
This one!
It's just a hint.
Now, please announce it!
Ryoko doesn't know the name of the next president of the United States.
Ryoko is really stupid.
Ryoko, who is the next president of the United States?
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Let me go!
Stop it!
But, it's the next president of the United States.
Hey, stop it!
What about the information?
Actually, we went to the chief together.
And then?
The validity of these 88 articles is really bad!
Really bad!
Ouch!
And because of that, I'll cut off your head.
I'll cut off your head!
You're not going to do it, are you?
I'll cut off your head!
What do you mean you'll cut off my head?
I'll cut off your head because of that!
I'll cut off your head!
You haven't done it yet.
I'm sorry.
What do you mean you'll cut off my head?
No, I'm telling you.
I've already cut off your head with the news of your replacement.
Cut off my head!
That's our captain for you.
He'll cut off your head like this.
You don't have to worry about it.
From today until the end of the year,
you'll do your best without sleep and without rest.
That's right!
That's nonsense!
I have a jet ski competition in Hawaii at the end of the year.
It doesn't smell at all!
What are you doing?
You'll cut off my head!
Hurry up and do it!
Will you cut it off?
Yes!
From now on,
you'll catch a hostage,
you'll hold him up and persuade him.
Let's practice that scene.
Will you practice?
Captain!
I'll play the criminal.
And Ryoko and...
Yu!
Yes?
You'll play the hostage.
This way.
Grandpa!
Yes?
You'll persuade him first.
Yes!
No one's coming!
I'll persuade the criminal!
No! Don't do it in real life!
You'll go to a party or a pub!
Don't say that!
What are you talking about?
He's persuading you.
You're right!
I can't stand you.
Captain, use this!
What's that?
It's a scientific weapon I invented.
A scientific weapon?
It looks like a loudspeaker for a moment,
but if you open it like this...
There's alcohol in it,
and you can persuade him.
Why do you say you don't like it?
Go away!
You can't do it!
You can't do it like that!
What's wrong with you?
What do you mean "regular"?
You...
You have nothing to do with it!
I've been there since the wine shop in Notoy.
You're not responsible for it!
Who the hell are you?!
That's why I'm doing it.
Fine, do it.
Are you sure you can do it?
No matter how evil you are,
Yes.
depending on how we do it,
they will fall for it.
Yes, yes, yes.
We're going to show them that we're the boss!
Yes.
Are you ready?!
Yes.
Here we go!
What are you doing?!
It's weird.
You're not doing anything,
but you're getting it in your head!
You've come that far, too?!
Where is it?! Where is it?!
Don't pull me!
What do you think you're doing?!
You guys can't stand up forever!
What?!
Mr. Tomachiro!
What are you doing at this important moment?!
Who asked you?!
No, it wasn't me.
I heard that you'd be fired,
so I brought you ramen separately!
Don't say things like that!
Are you looking down on me?!
Who are you?!
I'll kill you!
My stomach hurts!
Look at his face!
I was really scared!
Be surprised!
I didn't know you guys were this bad.
I thought you'd shut up.
Listen up!
Just now, you guys...
It was like...
Three housewives were chasing an octopus with a broken string...
A housewife A tripped over a rock...
And fell...
And turned around...
Here.
What's that supposed to mean?
It means she tripped over a rock.
Are you serious?
That's ridiculous!
Sir...
I...
I feel sorry for you.
You said your neck was in danger...
But we can't do anything about it.
If you weren't here...
These 88 housewives wouldn't be doing this.
You're...
Your own...
88 housewives.
10...
9...
8!
You said it!
You're crazy!
If only you'd said that...
You're right!
You guys will do your best!
That's all that matters!
The result doesn't matter!
Ever since I teamed up with you...
My neck is above my resolve.
Huh?
Sir!
Wait...
Sir, can I have my neck back?
Yes!
I'll do it with that resolve!
That's too soon for that!
Excuse me!
Hello, is this the chief?
Yes, it's me.
The chief...
Has made up his mind to quit...
So please...
Leave the replacement...
To me!
Yes!
Wait, you guys!
Huh?
You're the one who said it!
I did say it...
But I was only asked...
By the chief...
To do it...
You were only asked...
By the chief...
To do it...
Who asked you? Huh?
That's why I told the chief...
To do it...
Who asked you?
What?
What did you say?
What?
You know... Huh?
The original copy we submitted to the chief...
Yes.
She's hiding that too.
You stay put for now.
I'm Erika...
Da!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm Hamadan...
I'm the chief...
I'm Kaisei...
I'm Hankyo...
I'm Nijiya...
I'm the chief...
I'm PC...
What is this?!
It's a punishment!
Yay!
Wah!
Wow!
That's a correct answer.
Oh, no!
It's sweet so I'm starting to get tired of it.
But you're going to get punished for that!
Let's drink!
Go! Monster!
Go! Go!
Bye!
The ally of justice, Ultraman.
He came from the M79 satellite to protect the earth.
His special attack is the Specium Beam.
Dear?
Hey, I got a call from a girl named Yoshiko.
Oh, I see.
Girlfriend? Are you dating her?
It's not like that, girlfriend.
You know, you're already an examinee, so you don't have time to flirt with girls.
I'm not flirting.
What's with that way of speaking?
Huh? Don't you think I'm your parent?
Like I said, I'm not losing to you yet.
It's not like that.
What did you say?!
Stop it!
I'm not losing.
What's wrong with your education?
What's with the way you talk?
Dad, stop it! I can't chew it.
Eat it, eat it.
This doesn't look good.
Dad, stop it! I can't chew it.
The second home control.
It takes two hours to shoot.
At the beginning of the script, I feel light- hearted.
How many scripts are there?
There's always about 50 or 60 short scripts.
And I choose from them.
In the end, I narrow it down to about seven.
And at the time, I was choosing quite unexpectedly.
So I was worried about it on the set.
That was pretty tough.
When I finally did it, it was a little different.
I've been doing it for a long time.
It took me two hours to get it done.
It's different, isn't it?
It's completely different.
What was it like?
And the last one, "kappa", that was my first "kappa".
Until now, I've only done it with my dad and son.
But now I have a wife and a little sister.
I'm all alone.
I don't have anything to do with it anymore.
So now...
You've become a bad parent.
At first, you didn't listen to your son.
Recently, you've been hitting him without listening to him.
But I like "kappa" quite a lot.
His eyes were teary.
I couldn't say anything because of the tension.
That acting was Ibushi Gin's acting.
I was the king comedian of that time in Japan.
It's Rashii.
Ibushi Gin and Rashii.
Who are those two?
I know, I know.
Who are those two?
What's wrong, Kamao? Why don't you eat a lot?
You have to be a fine adult like your father, don't you?
I don't want to be an adult!
What's wrong, Kamao?
I know!
After giving birth, females eat males!
My mother ate my father!
I hate my mother like that, and I hate my father like that!
Kamao! Don't say bad things about your father!
He was so delicious!
I feel like I've never seen you before.
It's obvious you haven't been on TV.
Did you watch TV before coming here?
No, I didn't...
Well, now you're honest and pleasant!
Yes, yes!
Didn't you watch it?
Sometimes I did!
Sometimes you did? How was it?
It wasn't very eye-catching.
What's in it?
It's called "Tare Narashi".
You dare to use it?
I like it, so I'll use it.
If you happen to use it...
That's right!
I'll use it.
I won't change the channel, but...
Well, well...
You won't change the channel, will you?
No, I won't.
How was it?
Who do you admire?
What are you doing?
Dachou Club.
Yes!
Dachou-san is doing his best, but...
What's in it?
Please put it in.
So, this is it for "Tare Narashi".
Today is the last day of the year.
New Year's Eve is January 17th.
January 17th.
On Sunday.
I hope you'll have a good time.
So, everyone on TV and outside!
Goodbye!
See you again!