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The pig family's...
...eating spree! Boo! Boo!
We're the pig family.
It's almost time for Dad to come home from work.
But Mom isn't home.
She went to the bathhouse a while ago, but hasn't come back.
That's why we're always hungry.
Ah, I'm hungry. Boo!
Hey, old man pork cutlet.
I'm hungry.
I agree with you.
I'm hungry.
Shall we heat up some cold curry?
Cold curry again?
I'm sick of it.
Me too. I'm sick of that cold curry.
Shall we make some ramen?
Ramen again?
I'm sick of it.
I'm home!
It's Dad!
Hello.
I'm home.
What's wrong with you guys?
Did something happen?
You're saying you're hungry.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, you're selfish.
You're saying you're hungry so you can't do anything.
I'm telling you I can't do anything!
What did you say?!
You're gonna do it?!
What did you say?!
I want to eat mom's food.
Where?!
What did you say?!
Dad.
I've been meaning to ask you for a long time.
What?!
Dad, why are you my dad?
Then why are you my son?
Answer me!
Dad.
Why do women decrease in number?
Do they decrease in number because they fight?
Dad, I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!
Hey, hey, hey!
Where are you going to eat?
Hey, there's a lot of them!
W-what? W-what are you going to feed me?
What do you want?
Takoyaki!
Excuse me.
Excuse me, sir.
These kids are hungry. Could you let them eat a little?
Eat this!
Oh, let the father of the family behind you eat the takoyaki, too.
Eat this!
It's delicious!
Father, please give me some water!
Me, too!
Please give me this souvenir, too!
Dad, stop it!
The atmosphere is different!
Stop it!
I want to eat!
Dad, I'm scared!
I'm so scared!
No, let's eat udon!
Let's go to the second floor!
I'm hungry!
Itadakimasu!
It's delicious!
It's the best!
Excuse me!
It's just right now!
No one is eating!
Itadakimasu!
Everyone, let's go home!
Dad, you're eating too fast!
It's enough!
Stop eating!
Stop eating and eat properly!
You bastard!
Stop eating and drink!
Then let's go home!
Let's go home!
No one is eating!
Excuse me!
I'm going home!
No one is eating!
Annoying! Annoying! Annoying!
Excuse me, I missed your marriage proposal and my son is missing?!
Love Love Fire!
1
Akira and Meguppe were able to change their wedding ceremony.
Today, they came to Aoyama for shopping.
The faces of those four were full of happiness.
Since we came here, let's eat a lot of delicious food!
That's right!
But, Kinako-san, we can't do that.
We have to go to the church for the rehearsal of the wedding ceremony.
You can't do that!
Sorry!
Let's go, Akira!
Bye-bye!
Let's go, too!
Megumi Minamimura, you continue to love Akira Kitagawa as your husband, whether you like it or not, don't you?
I don't care.
"I don't care"?
I can't take it anymore!
One more time!
Don't call me "ugly" like that!
Ugly? Who are you calling ugly?!
Why do you call me ugly?!
One more time!
I'm sorry!
Megumi, do it properly!
Don't call me ugly!
I'm sorry.
You're the best.
Akira! Megumi!
It's terrible! It's terrible!
What's wrong?
Kiyama...
What? Who?
Kiyama...
Yes?
Aoyama...
What?
When he was walking at the intersection...
Yes?
He put on a pink brake...
A pink brake?!
He put on a pink brake...
A pink brake?
He put on a pink brake...
What?!
I don't get it at all!
He got away!
What?!
He got away!
What?!
Where?!
Aoyama!
Where in Aoyama?!
Even if you say Aoyama, it's Hirogiyama!
Aoyama's...
Yeah!
Scramble... intersection!
What's a Scramble intersection?
Intersection...
Oh, the intersection, right?
Yeah.
That's a Scra... Scramble intersection, right?
Yeah, that's right.
No! Scramble intersection! Scramble is you!
What's so funny?
It's not funny!
No, no, no!
It's not funny...
Turn around!
Are you listening?!
Yes!
I know, but you...
You've become a man!
Huh?
I know, but you...
You've gone too far!
I haven't gone too far!
You...
You've got someone's butt!
Don't irritate me!
I'll keep that in mind!
Hey!
What's going to happen to Kinago-san?!
You...
But...
You're irritating me!
You...
When you're irritated, there's nothing you can do about it!
We've received a lot of positive feedback about the Stacey Hair Treatment Machine.
Surprisingly, we don't have a cord anymore!
This is the Stacey Hair Cordless Treatment Machine!
Alright, I'll give it a try right away!
Turn it on... and put it here...
Wow, this works really well!
You're lying!
See? It's irritating and it's easy to switch!
This is perfect for a home party!
This is...
For those of you who have a backache,
you can use it like this...
It feels so good!
It's so relaxing!
Today, we have this Stacey Hair Treatment Machine,
two of them, and also my own,
this Stacey Hairless Necklace!
Wow, it's so fashionable!
Thank you for waiting!
You idiot!
Hey!
You shouldn't be here at a time like this!
Look at the air, you idiot!
Wait!
The treatment is over!
Thank you so much!
Doctor!
What are you dancing for?
Doctor! How is Ms. Kinako?
Who is Ms. Kinako?
You just asked her!
Yes, yes...
How is she?
What's your relationship with her?
Well, we're like family...
I see...
Listen...
Yes?
I need to talk to you...
What?
I'm scared...
I'm really scared...
What's going on with you, Kinako-san?
- Actually... - Yes?
- The accident itself wasn't that serious. - Oh!
- It was just a concussion and a light bruise. - Oh, is that so?
- Thank you very much! - But...
- Huh? - Could you look at this for a second?
What is it?
- Could you look at this vent hole for a second? - Yes.
- Huh? - This is...
- Could you look at this for a second? - Huh?
Huh? Could you look at this for a second?
Born in Germany in 1845.
- I don't care about that! - No, what's important is...
When you were little, you were small.
You idiot!
- I don't care about that! - I didn't ask you that!
- Come on! - Come on, Akira!
- Let's be serious. - Yeah, let's be serious.
Wow!
- What is this? - This is my youth.
- You look great. - I do, don't I?
- I was a one-man band. - That's not fair, Doctor!
- I'm sorry. - Do it right!
- Kinako... - It's a red band, right?
- What is this, Doctor? - This...
- Doctor, what is this? - This is...
You guys are so pathetic!
- When I was in Osaka... - Hey!
- I used to wear this band. - Is that so, Doctor?
- This band is eternal. - Stop it!
- What is this? - It doesn't matter!
- Doctor, it's fun, but... - Show me the band!
- I used to play it before I learned it. - I know that, but...
- The band... - It's a band!
- It's too short. - I don't play it much, but...
Doctor, please show me the band. I'm getting sick of it.
- This is it. - Yes, what is it?
- This is the first six bones. - Yes.
- This is the second six bones. - Yes.
- Third, fourth... - Yes.
- Fifth, sixth... - Yes.
- This is the sixth bone. - Yes.
I want to punch you!
- This sixth bone and this seventh bone... - Seventh bone!
I used to do suspense and make movies like "Birds".
You're like Hitchcock!
I'm shaking and jumping!
- This red thing... - Yes, what is it?
- You can see a red swelling. - Yes.
- I think it's malignant. - What?
- I think it's malignant. - Malignant?
Can't you do anything about it?
- It's a little difficult, but... - Yes.
I've prepared it for you.
It's been a long six months.
It's short...
Grandpa, you're reacting.
It's short...
Three months.
I've always been with you and your family.
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow...
I'm changing.
- Three months. - I'm feeling good.
- Red and colorful... Grandpa... - You idiot!
Grandpa, don't kick the chair.
Hirano!
Shut up! Stop it, you idiot!
Don't mess with me!
What's with you?
What's that? What are you wearing, Akira?
I'm not messing with you, but I'm transforming.
What's wrong? What are you doing?
There's only one way.
We're going to microwave Kinako's body and get rid of the virus.
That's the only way.
I see. So that's the only way.
Hey, Kimu! Your love outfit!
Hey, wait!
Who are you calling Kimu?
No, I'm talking about your outfit.
You're making me mad!
You idiots!
What are you talking about?
We're going to microwave Kinako's body and get rid of the virus.
I know! I know!
So there's only one problem.
Someone has to inject us with a syringe into Kinako's body.
And when we come out of the syringe,
we can't get out of there with our smell.
Which means...
Meguppe, you're the only one left.
I know! I know!
You're the only one left. Do your job.
I see.
But don't make it too dangerous.
No, it's okay. We'll be back.
It's okay.
Really?
You two can do it, right?
Yeah, leave it to us!
Do your best!
Okay!
Let's go!
You're such an idiot.
Everyone, we're going to microwave it!
Okay.
Let's go!
Aya!
While we're at it, get ready, Akira!
Got it!
By the way, I've put in some vitamins too!
Vitamins? Just put them in already!
♪ Our big vitamin A and B! ♪
♪ Our big vitamin B! ♪
♪ Big brother! ♪
Big brother!
♪ Please take care of us! ♪
It's over.
It's over!
Now, Akira!
Where are the vitamins?
That's right!
Are you okay?
Now, let's get on our backs and go!
Alright, let's go!
Let's go!
Then, Akira, do your best!
Let's go!
Alright, Ojinger, let's go!
Let's go!
Do your best, Akira!
Alright, let's go!
Ojinger!
Can the foolish Akira and Ojinger Z
use their vitamin A and B powers
and defeat the evil virus?
You can do it!
Watch out!
Ojinger!
Why did you stop? Go!
Next up are two people who are hated.
Please come in!
Hello!
I'm Pima!
I'm Minnie!
Nice to meet you!
We are hated!
We are really sad!
We don't have any kids!
I'm not like that!
Oh my god!
When I got on the bullet train the other day,
I heard a kid screaming and pulling my hair.
We are hated!
Well, it doesn't matter.
I'm lonely.
I'm lonely because I'm served food.
I'm lonely because I'm always alone at the end of the plate.
I've never been alone on a plate.
Really?
I always have a long voice box.
Isn't it the same?
Well, I want to say something to you today.
It's better not to hate what we want to see, but to eat it properly.
That's right, eat it properly and spit it out.
Thank you very much.
Mark! Mark!
What are you doing?
Teacher is here.
Teacher, get up quickly.
Clean up here.
That's enough.
What are you doing?
Mom is laughing at you.
Teacher!
Teacher, please come in.
I'm sorry.
It's a small place.
Please come in.
Please sit down.
Please come in.
Teacher, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's okay.
What are you doing?
It's Paula, you know?
Stop it!
Sensei, you're getting older, aren't you?
You're young, aren't you?
I thought you were about 40 or 50 years old.
But now, I'm sorry.
How are you doing, Mark?
Are you doing well in school?
No, I'm doing well.
He doesn't talk at all at home.
I don't know what you're thinking about.
Mark, right?
Stop it!
What's with your hairstyle?
What?
You look like Aikawa Shou.
Sensei, how are you doing?
Um...
Won't you show me your exam?
My test?
Won't you show me your test?
I gave it to you at school.
Right?
You should show me your normal test.
Right.
Why don't you show me?
I don't care.
Why don't you care?
I'm worried about you!
What's wrong with you?
Don't shout like that in front of me!
What's wrong with you?
I'll kill you!
But I'm kind.
I'm kind.
Um...
You were kind to me when you had a fever.
Why would you be kind to me when you had a fever?
Why would you be kind to me when you had a fever?!
Don't make me laugh!
You're an idiot! You're the idiot here, Mr. Kogei!
You're so funny!
What do you think I'm doing?
But in class, you consulted with weak kids and were manly.
Oh, I see.
You should say "thank you" to your teacher.
What's wrong with you?
Say it!
I'm saying it!
Oh, please.
Mr. Kogei, would you like some tea?
No, thank you. I won't go to the next house.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you so much.
See you at school.
Thank you.
I'll see you off now, Mr. Kogei.
Yes, yes.
Wait! Wait for me!
Mr. Kogei, don't go!
Oh, come on!
Thank you so much, Mr. Kogei!
My single will be released on December 2nd.
Nice to meet you.
Good evening.
Today, I'm at the Toyota Tokyo Karaora Oizumi Academy Sales Department.
Yes.
Today, I'm going to sing a song for you.
A song.
Yes.
Seat belts and seats are not seats.
I won't tell you about my Toyota Tokyo Karaora.
Huh?
Excuse me.
Yes.
Now, while it's not cold, here you go.
If you don't mind, would you like some cookies?
This is my specialty.
It's been famous for being better than a cake shop for a long time.
The department asked me if I wanted to open a cookie shop.
Now that I think of it, it's unnecessary.
That's right, even in the '88 department store era, it was very similar.
Come to think of it, it was like that at the time of the incident.
Mr. Shou, how long do we have to wait like this?
Hey, don't be in such a hurry, Hachi.
Don't draw too much.
No, no, no.
It's not like that usually.
No, no, no.
You know, you can't get a bank account or a hostage and build it up and do bad things like that.
That's what I'm saying.
But I'm glad I got it today.
Yeah, you should have gotten it before you fell asleep.
Well, you know, you can't fight when you're hungry.
Mr. Shou, I made this for you.
Ryogo, don't worry about it.
Oh, oh, oh.
I bought it, you bastard.
You said you bought it, didn't you?
This is cookies, isn't it?
Ryoko-chan, you're going to eat it, aren't you?
What do you want me to eat? I'll tell you it's cookies.
You two drink it.
I really want to be a woman today.
Don't call a man with a phone!
Was it bad?
You're late.
Momo, Momo, is it okay?
It's not like I know hide and seek.
Flamingo, Momo, Momo, flamingo dance.
Whose song is this?
Chief.
Yes?
As you said, did you find anything about the bank robbery and hostage-taking case?
Actually...
Chief!
What is it?
We got great information about the bank robbery and hostage-taking case!
What?
What is it, Peace? Is it true?
Eat it! Eat it! I'll tell you from your mouth!
We got great information!
What is it?
Don't be surprised!
My mother's daughter, Akiko, is a lever!
Shut up!
Don't say anything!
You're late! What will you do?
Will you do it? Will you be killed?
Let's play with the chief!
Peace, please tell us about the game!
Yes, I'll tell you about it.
There are three envelopes here.
One of them contains real information about the criminal.
I see.
The chief will choose it now.
The other two contain fake information!
I see!
If you find the truth, you can arrest the criminal as soon as possible!
Chief, which one do you choose?
I'll choose the one in front of you!
Yes, I'll do it!
Then I'll stop you!
"Haraichu Karaoke Box Big Failure"!
Fake information!
Stop it!
Eat it! Eat it!
I'm sorry! See you next week!
Eat it! Eat it!
You're full of energy!
I know!
What's wrong with you?
Chief, let's talk about what we just talked about.
Yes, let's talk about it.
Actually, the criminal asked for a car for escape.
What? A car?
Is it a BMW? A Mercedes?
Is it a knowledge machine?
What are you talking about?
I've prepared a car.
And the hostage...
What?
The hostage will be released.
But...
Yes?
Instead of the hostage...
You have to go to the criminal as a substitute.
What did you say?
Is it okay for you to be a substitute in this situation?
Raise your hands!
(Whistling)
What is this?
(Laughter)
Is there no one?!
Thank you for waiting!
Hey, hey, hey!
Who asked you to come out at this important moment?!
No, commander.
According to my information, it's actually me, isn't it?
Hey, you!
What did you ask for?!
Good evening, I'm Mori-soba.
(Laughter)
What is love?
(Laughter)
Yay!
She hit me!
Whose head is sticking out?!
What?!
(Laughter)
What?!
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
What are you doing?!
(Laughter)
One more time! One more time!
(Laughter)
I'm the one who stops you!
(Laughter)
Who the hell asked you?!
You?!
According to my information, it seems like me.
Who are you?!
I'm sorry.
What did you ask?!
Good evening, I'm Mori-soba.
(Laughter)
What are you talking about?!
Hey, you're getting on my nerves!
(Laughter)
Who the hell asked you?!
What's up with you?!
Hey, you!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, stop it already!
(Laughter)
I'm done with you!
See you next week!
(Laughter)
Hey, you!
You're getting on my nerves, you hostage!
Hey!
Oh, that's a good idea!
Nice idea!
Hostage! Hostage!
(Cheering)
Hostage!
I didn't do anything!
(Laughter)
You guys still wrote 88 sentences?!
Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?!
You don't know what you're doing, and you're making a fool of yourselves!
You can't laugh at me!
Yes, sir!
Huh?
Are you going to piss me off?!
Piss you off!
No, piss you off!
(Laughter)
I did it! I did it!
You're Ultra Seven!
(Laughter)
Piss you off!
I'm Yamayama!
(Laughter)
But...
Can a weak-willed detective like me...
...leave you alone to investigate the Ultra Seven?
No!
You... you can't just leave me alone!
You're already at the stage of regretting it!
(Laughter)
I did it!
(Laughter)
No, not at all!
That's not it!
This old man has such an honor!
This is Osaria's lover, Neian!
(Applause)
What are you talking about?
After all, you are a detective who feels lonely.
Who is lonely? Don't shake me alone!
Well, well, well, everyone!
Let me tell you about this openness here!
Nakamatsu! (Laughter)
What is your openness?
Gator!
What!
No one who commits suicide should say anything!
Chief!
Is it dangerous to be alive?
Well, well, no one can kill a hostage so easily!
Well, the probability of returning safely is about 0.05%.
That's very, very dangerous!
Get out of here!
(Laughter)
What are you doing!
(Laughter)
What are you doing!
(Laughter)
Skaji!
Yes!
As of February 2nd...
Chief!
Yes!
Something big is going to happen!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Double beef alone!
What!
And as a bonus from the chief...
A month's trip to Hawaii and a million yen will be sent!
What!
Go to Hawaii for a month!
Well, blonde girls are already big!
What are you talking about!
(Laughter)
Are you kidding me!
(Laughter)
Let's do it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, chief!
Let's go!
(Laughter)
We're going!
You're going?
Yes!
You guys!
Stop it!
You... come over here!
What are you doing?
I've been asking you for a long time.
Isn't there anyone who sits still?
You know, those who want money and honor and become hostages.
Stop it, detective!
And those who want your life.
What's that?
It's hot!
You know, detectives...
no matter how many bad guys come out...
in order to destroy evil...
they jump into danger themselves!
Detective and Detective!
I won't give you any rewards.
I won't let you take advantage of these eight people.
That's why you were able to get out of that eighty-eight men.
Mr. Eight!
You are...
Oryo-chan of Yoshiwara!
Come here, Oryo-chan!
That hurts!
Oryo-chan...
no matter how much Oryo-chan stops you...
Oryo-chan...
These ten men won't forgive you.
If evil spreads, this world will be dark.
Mr. Eight!
What is it?
If you go over there, it will be very dangerous.
Please keep this with you.
It's clean.
I've heard it's a very good lolicon.
Thank you!
That hurts!
Well, Mr. Toda...
What?
That hurts!
You can do it, Mr. Eight!
You can do it!
Make sure you come back!
Well, then...
Don't die!
Oh, it's a call.
Hello, Mr. Eighty-Eight.
Oh, yes!
In that matter, our young man has already...
What?
Has the incident been resolved?
What?
No, I haven't heard of it.
What?
Have you already contacted him?
I haven't heard of it, but...
Who did you contact?
Detective Yu?
Oh, is that so? So you wanted me to tell you, right?
Oh, is that so? I understand!
Thank you very much! Excuse me!
Give it back!
I'm asking you, why don't you say something?
No...
I'm sending you a note, I'm telling you I'm sending you a note!
No, I didn't send it. It shouldn't be like that...
Look, it's started.
Kim...
Who is it? Who is it?
The case of Yuiginkou robbery and hostage incident...
...was successfully resolved by Chief Hamada, and...
...the investigation is now under me.
Under you? Under you?
Detective Yu!
You're under arrest!
Shut up!
Give it back!
Detective Yu, you're under arrest!
You're under arrest!
No!
What are you doing?
Tie him up!
You're done with the live broadcast!
Is it okay for you to hold it?
It's okay, it's okay!
Hey, are you okay? It hurts!
Because... because this gum has expanded!
It's scary! It's scary!
I don't want it anymore!
Yay!
Damn it!
This guy...
It's like a needle or something...
No, it's awesome!
It hurts!
It's like a needle or something...
No, I don't want it!
It's like a needle or something...
Oh, come on!
Finally, it's time for the ending segment!
Yay!
Wow, you're different from usual today.
Yes.
We have one more guest today.
He's a grown-up now.
Yes.
He's here for "Love! Love!" today.
It's Tanimura Shinji!
Yay!
It's like "Love! Love!"
It's like a doctor's medicine.
The script is only two or three pages long.
Yes.
There's only a little bit of dialogue.
You can't say that!
Seriously...
You wrote it yourself!
You made me eat it!
You like it, don't you?!
No, I like it.
You like it?!
I've refused many movie endings.
You refused?!
It's my first time acting in a movie...
Even though it's the theme song of the movie?!
Even though it's the theme song of the movie, I've refused many movie endings.
Yes.
But this is the first one.
Yes.
It's a mess.
It's a mess?!
But it was fun.
Really?!
Yes.
And since December...
Yes.
We've been doing it from the 4th to the 5th.
Oh, I see.
On the 20th...
Yes.
At night...
It's called "student only".
What is it?
I'll say it in English.
Yes.
It's only for students.
Huh?!
It's only for students.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Oh, I see!
Yes, yes, yes.
It's "student only".
Huh?!
It's "student"...
What?!
It's "student"...
It's not "student".
I was wondering if you were doing something on the last train.
Sorry, my pronunciation is too good.
No, it's fine.
It's "student".
"Student", right?!
Huh?!
It's "only", right?
Yes.
On that day, it's all for students.
If you have a student ID card, you can see it all at school.
I see.
I thought I'd give it a try.
But at night...
You can't do that!
Oh, you can't?
Yes.
Anyway, thank you for having us, Mr. Tanigawa.
Yes.
Lastly...
Yes.
Ms. Yamada...
Yes.
She always gives us one-point advice.
Today, we talked about what we were worried about and what we should do.
We hope you'll say something and we'll reflect on ourselves.
It's not about you, Mr. Tanigawa, but...
Yes, Mr. Tanigawa.
Then, Ms. Kyohanako, if you have anything you're worried about, please say something.
I wonder if Shinji's mustache is...
What?!
What are you doing?!
He's just saying what he thinks!
Lower your head!
Well, Mr. Tanima, we'd like you to reconsider your mustache.
Thank you very much, Mr. Tanima and Mr. Shinji!
What are you talking about?
Enemies?! Allies?!
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