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As Yasmin enters her room, the first thing she sees...
...is a picture of Yasmin.
I hate you, I don't need you now.
I hate you, I don't hate you at all.
I can't lose you, but...
I hate you, I hate you so much.
I don't need anyone else.
I hate you, I hate you so much.
I'm going to go now, bye.
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The first "Gods'n A-Guns" battle!
Tomorrow's winner is you!
Thank you!
Now, let's introduce the grandfathers who made it to the final screening.
Here you go!
Ohara Tsurusuke-san of Kyoto City.
Born in 1835 and 90 years old.
He is a very energetic grandfather who still works in the fields while singing and playing the flute.
Next is Nishikoji Kamejiro-san of Kyoto City and 90 years old.
Yes, Tsurusuke-san and I are twin brothers.
Speaking of Tsurusuke-san and Kame-san of Kyoto,
there is someone you know!
Tatoo Shinsai-san of Tokyo and Tadashi.
Born in 1903 and 78 years old.
He is well known for his beauty and great fighting skills!
Inaban Matsuo-san of Tokyo and Shinjuku.
Born in 1844 and 80 years old.
He may be a bit far-sighted, but if you make him sing, you'll get a grand prize!
Inakumakumeikko-san of Kouga Prefecture.
Born in 1903 and 79 years old.
Until three years ago, he used to be a woodcarver, but now he spends most of his time at home.
Inada Kametaro-san of Tokyo and Tadashi.
Born in 1939 and 86 years old.
His head is bald, but it's covered in moustache!
He always has a smile on his face and has a great personality!
Kawanago Kinshiro-san of Tokyo and Tadashi.
Born in 1903 and 78 years old.
He has a smooth head and a bald head and a big right ear.
And he still climbs mountains with his strong legs!
And last but not least, Takada Rokuro-san of Hokkaido and Kucchan Prefecture.
Born in 1974 and 77 years old.
He loves sandwiches and drums.
Speaking of drums and drums, Kutchan is famous for its drummers!
With his bright personality, will he be able to take the position of tomorrow's jinger?
Now, let me introduce you to the judges!
The two of you from downtown, please come out!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You sound like you're going to a supermarket.
What's wrong with you?
You're in a bad mood.
You have to speak clearly.
Okay, then.
Now and then, young people are super idol-like beings.
Really?
No, it's true.
Mr. Ojingardeto will give you a word of encouragement.
Mr. Ojingardeto, thank you in advance.
I'm Mr. Ojingardeto, who has just been introduced.
What are you talking about?
He's a super guest.
Oh, I see.
It's over!
That's self-introduction!
Change your hairstyle!
Have a better hairstyle!
You're annoying me!
Now, let's move on to the first round.
In the first round, we have Mr. Tsurunosuke and Mr. Sensai.
Let's go.
Ankara, go ahead!
Rain.
Eye!
Medaka.
Medaka!
Kanghofu.
Kanghofu?
Fujin.
Fu?
Fujin.
Fujin!
What?
Fujin.
Fujin?
Fujin.
You're calling me a woman, aren't you?
Ankara.
Okay!
Kongo!
Kotoba! (Word)
Ba! (Bus)
Su! (Water)
Suika! (Watermelon)
Ka! (Hangul)
Kakugo! (Hangul)
Go! (Language)
Hai! (Yes!)
Gorowei! (Japanese)
Gorowei? (Japanese)
There was such a person, wasn't there?
E! Eigo! (English)
Eigo! Go! (English)
Gorohachi! (Japanese)
Who is that Gorohachi? (Japanese)
Who is Gorohachi? (Japanese)
He is my neighbor, Tsurei. (Japanese)
Gorohachi is my neighbor. (Japanese)
You still don't know, do you?
It's the same. (Japanese)
Now, what is the result?
How was it?
Judges, please judge!
Red! Red! White!
Red and Tsurunosuke won!
The second round will be Kamijiro and Matsu's turn!
Now, let's start!
It's from "ya"! (Japanese)
Ya! (Japanese)
Yama! (Japanese)
Ma! (Japanese)
Matsu! (Japanese)
Matsu? (Japanese)
Tsu! (Japanese)
Suu! (Japanese)
Ma! (Japanese)
Tsu! (Japanese)
It's "tsu"! (Japanese)
Tsuru! (Japanese)
Ryuu...
Ryoun...
Well, unfortunately...
No, no...
In this case, we have to forgive the law.
But, after all, it's "nunzi" after all!
It's "daburu", "daburu"!
Thank you!
Well...
Let's say we didn't have any!
From the beginning!
From "ya"!
Here we go!
Matsuo-san, from "ya"!
"Ya"!
"Ma"!
Sorry, Matsuo...
"Zu"!
"Zuzu"!
Who said you could say it together like that?!
Hey, "zu" game! "Zu" game!
Somebody help me out here!
Um...
It's not "su", it's "tsu"!
"Tsu"?!
"Tsuru"!
Listen to me!
"Ru"!
"Rusu"!
"Su"!
"Me"!
"Mezaka"!
"Ka"!
"Kabuto"!
"Kabuto" and...
"Tonbo"!
"Bo"!
"Botan"!
Well, it's become "buzzer" now!
Matsuo-san and Kamejiro-san, which one was better?!
Judges, please give your verdict!
Red and white, Kamejiro-san wins!
Thank you!
Kamejiro-san will say it!
"Iroiro"!
"Se"! "Se"!
"Konyori shouko"!
"Ko"!
"Konma"!
"Ma"!
"Me"!
"Sunome"!
"Mezaka"! "Ka"!
"Kabuto"! "Kabuto"!
"Tottori prefecture"! "Tottori prefecture", right? "Tottori prefecture"! "Yeah"! "Yeah"! "Yeah"! "Yeah", this guy keeps saying "Yeah", "Yeah", "Ki"! "Ki" ?
"Washi" is a matter of luck. "Washi" is a matter of luck. Don't be angry. Just be quiet.
"Ki", I don't like you. "Ki" , I don't like you. I don't like you!
Don't fight in private.
Hiro!
Hiro! Hiro!
It's not Rob!
It's C!
It's Simba!
It's Simba C!
It's C, isn't it?
It's C!
I don't know!
Don't push each other!
I know what you're angry about.
I see.
Which one was better?
I don't know.
Please give your verdict!
White, red, red!
It's red again!
The last match is...
Kinjiro and Rob's match!
Yo!
How are you?
I'm full of motivation.
I'm Takeda.
Sportsmanship, right?
Ude.
I'm done.
Let's start with U.
Unosuki!
Ki!
Kiri!
Ri!
Wait a minute!
You're doing weird things from a distance!
Let's start with Unchi.
Unchi!
Chi!
Tsubami!
Chi!
I'm not afraid of anything!
Iroiro!
Ro!
rolling!
What is this rolling all about?!
What do you think you're doing?!
He said "rolling"!
Rolling...
Just as you saw it!
All right, let's have the judges decide who they think is winning!
Oh, this is too much!
Judges, attention please!
Red! Red! White! Red wins!
Thank you very much!
That's all for now!
What?
First of all, I'd like you to make a loud voice.
- As it is? - Yes, as it is.
Dagan!
- I'm sorry. - I could see it.
- Shall we do it again? - Yes.
- It's okay, right? - Yes.
Okay, let's do it. Go ahead!
Dagan!
I'm sorry.
- Umeko-san, come over here for a second. - Huh?
- So... - Yes.
- An enemy has come from over there. - Yes.
- An enemy has come and we have to threaten it. - Yes, yes.
- Right? - Yes.
First of all, you have to make a loud voice.
- Shall we do it? - Yes.
- Can I take my shoes off? - No problem.
- If you say, "Wow! An enemy has come! An enemy has come!" - Yes.
- Please say it right away. - Yes.
An enemy has come!
What are you doing?!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- I see. - An enemy has come and...
- What are you doing? - Oh, you're serious.
- Well, it's not bad. - It's not bad.
- It's good. - Yes, it's good.
- Mr. Rokuro, you say it, too. - Yes.
- First of all, you have to make a loud voice. - Me?
- First of all, you have to make a loud voice. - A loud voice. - Yes.
- Well, let's do it. - Yes.
- Go ahead! - Fight!
- It's big. - You can do it. - You can do it.
- So this is also a speech test. - That's right. - Yes. - Let's do it.
- Ah! The enemy is coming! - Fight!
- Boss, the enemy is coming from the other side. - Did you drop it?
- Can you drop it for me? - Can you drop it for me? - Yes. - That's right. Well, Tsurudosuke-san! - Yes.
- Come over here. - Yes. - The enemy is coming!
- Yes. - What? - Can you do it? - Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- Ah! The enemy is coming! - Fight!
- Well, that's your way of doing it, isn't it? - Fight! - I'll speed up as much as I can.
- The enemy is coming from the other side. - It's okay. It's okay. - I understand. - Thank you very much, Tsurudosuke-san.
- Finally, Kamejiro-san. - Kamejiro-san. - Yes. - Go ahead.
- I'll speed up as much as I can. - Go ahead. - Ah! The enemy is coming! - Fight! - Run away!
- What do you mean, "run away"? - What do you mean, "run away"? - The enemy is coming, so you should run away.
- I'm sorry. Can you do it one more time? - One more time.
- The enemy is coming! - I'm sorry. - Run away! - What do you mean, "run away"? - What do you mean, "run away"? - I understand. - Everyone, run away! - That's all for now. - I see. - Thank you very much.
- Well, that's all for now. - Yes. - That's all for now.
- Announcement of results! - Well, I'd like to announce the winner's name from downtown Hamada - san. - I'll announce it!
- The winner of the first "Gods A" kanji-writing contest is...
Inaguma Fumihito-san!
- The winner of the first contest is...
- Thank you for your kindness. - Thank you, Colonel.
- Ugly!
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Thank you for coming all the way from Tokyo. - Thank you.
- Now, let's have Mr. Ojinga-Z, who we admire,
wear a golden flower and an ojinga-mantou!
- Here you go. - Thank you for coming all the way from Tokyo.
- Thank you.
- Take it off with your glasses.
- Take it off with your glasses, senpai.
- Your nose is low. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you for coming!
- How do you feel now? - I feel very happy!
- This is the first time I've been called "good evening" on TV!
- I don't know what to say... I can't think straight!
- Thank you very much! - Good luck!
- I'll do my best!
- Now, the winner of the first contest is...
- Tomorrow's ojinga-mantou goes to you!
"Dandan no Gotsu e Ganji" first episode! "What Did They Do To You?" tour!
Now, "What Did They Do To You?" tour, which started last week!
It's a corner where you can open your eyes and guess what you're doing right now,
but last week at Yoseien, Imada Koji-san, who came from Osaka, got a wonderful one point!
Who will be able to raise points this week?
"Dandan no Gotsu e Ganji" first episode! "What Did They Do To You?" tour!
Shut up!
It's getting a little late now.
Yeah, and it's bad weather too.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is...
This is another great place.
Yes, it is.
How do you say it?
And it's going to be "Waah!"
Huh? What's the next title?
What is it?
It's going to be "Waah!"
Is everyone here?
Next!
It seems like the next point is "Waah!"
Waah!
So I hope you put your heads down and think about it.
Panel, open!
Go and set up!
What are you doing?
Well, then...
What did you do, Bass?
Ready!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Get off me!
My body is floating! My body is floating!
My body is floating! It's floating!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
What is it? Wait a minute!
Stop! Stop!
Hey! That's enough!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'll stop it!
Wow! It's so funny!
Hey! Don't move! Don't move!
Don't move! Stay there!
Now! Let's hear what you have done!
Then, Mr. Imai, please!
What have you done?
I was about to be killed!
OK!
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm sick of you!
Then, Mr. Itao, please!
I want to go back to Osaka!
OK!
Mr. Sakura!
Please!
I'll stop it at any time!
OK! That's right!
OK! Mr. Shimizu!
How long are you going to treat me like this?!
That's right!
All of you are right!
That's the only way!
Please take off your mask!
Then, Mr. Itao, please!
Please look up at Mr. Itao!
Mr. Itao is the best!
Wow!
Mr. Onishi is also good!
I can't step on it!
But it's amazing!
What?
It doesn't move.
What?
It doesn't move.
It doesn't move!
It's a great thing!
Why did it become like this again?
I thought I would be killed, so I had to bring it out.
I can't do it anymore.
It came out like "Bam! Bam!"
It's sober.
It's like a joke.
It was great!
Everyone is the best!
Is that so?
Congratulations, everyone is the best!
It's still going on.
Jimmy, you can't move!
You're not solidifying!
You can't move.
You can't move!
It's really funny!
You can't move!
Kick it! Power!
It's pearl rice!
What is that?
I'm sorry!
Who did this to you?
No one!
Today, I'm so angry!
Line up on the wall!
Line up!
Teacher, I'll be back!
Yes!
Today, I'm going to sleep!
Yes!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Stretch your legs!
One, two, three, four...
Cut it out!
You have to do it properly!
Yes!
One, two, three, four...
Cut it out!
You idiot!
Do it! Do it!
Yes!
I'm going to play a song!
Yes!
Hurry up and sleep!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yesterday...
You...
Tomorrow...
Yesterday...
Oh my, oh my... Yesterday...
Sensei, please be careful of my injury.
Music, start!
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Three!
Four! Three! Two! One!
Sensei! Sensei! Sensei!
Hello, babies. It's time for "900".
Today, I'd like to introduce a cute baby.
Hello! What a cute baby you are!
Thank you.
Are you a boy?
Yes, I am.
When do you think you were born?
You were just born yesterday!
How does it feel to have our baby next to you?
I'm overwhelmed with joy.
Have you thought of a name for him?
Yes, I've thought of a name for him.
What did you name him?
Since he's a boy, he doesn't need to study anymore.
I wanted him to grow up healthy and well.
That's why I named him "Genkimaru".
What?! No way!
Maybe you shouldn't do it.
What are you talking about?
Hang in there a little longer and I'll come and save you.
But I'm sleepy.
You shouldn't sleep!
If you sleep like this, you'll die!
You know that, don't you?!
I'm sleepy, too.
You're not sleepy! If you fall asleep, I'll come and help you.
You're older than me, so wake up!
I'm hungry.
Me, too.
I want to eat nutta.
But I don't like it.
Shut up! It's good.
Nutta is good!
I don't like old people eating it.
Right.
You and I don't eat much together.
I don't like it.
You don't eat miso ramen, either.
I started eating it recently.
You didn't eat it at all.
You like soy sauce ramen.
I have a lot of miso ramen at home.
Sapporo's best soy sauce flavor.
There's a lot of soy sauce.
You like a lot of things.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
Why?
I don't like it at all.
You know, the one you eat and your mouth is full of it.
Bamboo shoots.
I don't like bamboo shoots, either.
It's full of it, so you can't pull it out of your mouth.
Really?
Yes, you can't pull it out of your mouth.
Did you happen to eat it?
I'm not Japanese.
What are you talking about?
I'm serious.
What?
I'm serious.
What's wrong with you?
I'm serious.
If you're not Japanese, what are you?
What?
What are you, woman?
You!
What are you doing?
You!
What is it?
Mr. Itsui! Mr. Itsui! Hurry up!
What is it?
Mr. Itsui, this is the mouth of the truth.
If a liar puts his hand in it, you can't take it off.
Really?
What are you saying?
Mr. Itsui, am I lying?
No, you're not.
Really?
Really!
Then I'll put it in first.
Mr. Itsui, put it in properly later.
All right.
Really?
Really!
Here I go!
Ouch!
What's wrong?
Ouch! I can't take it off!
What?
Why can't I take it off?
I'm not lying!
Why did you put your hand in it?
I'm not lying!
You're lying, aren't you?
Is that so?
Look! That's what we've been looking for all this time!
The box that the staff prepared for us!
We can finally get it, can't we?
And it's a long version today!
It's going to be a long story!
But can we get it easily?
We can get it easily, but we don't know what's going to happen next.
It's a long version today!
Ryu, I entrust you with everything!
You can do it!
We only need that box!
(sound of horse's hooves)
That's all for today's story!
Good evening.
Today...
we're at Shibuya Kokaido's concert hall.
Yes.
We received many bouquets of flowers.
Yes.
That's amazing.
Today, we'd like to dedicate this song...
...to all of you...
...who sent us bouquets of flowers.
Please listen.
Yes.
One, two...
(sound of guitar)
♪ A bouquet of flowers came from Mr. Moriguchi ♪
♪ Yoshiharu ate it without knowing ♪
♪ There's nothing we can do about it ♪
♪ After eating all the fruits ♪
♪ The bouquet won't come to the concert hall ♪
Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing, you guys? Get down!
Hitoshi! Come here! What are you doing?
No, no, I was just thinking about you.
You have to behave yourself, you know?
Behave yourself, you guys!
By the way, Hitoshi!
Yes?
Do you have your soul mate in you?
Oh, it's Hiro.
Hiro?!
It's not Hiro!
I'm just saying that you're doing a good job.
Watch and learn, you know?
Yes, we do.
Now, you guys!
Yes?
It's getting late, but you can't be the first ones to get married!
Yes!
You have to do it properly!
Yes!
All right! Let's get started!
Who's going first?
Oh, sir!
Sir, you go first.
Sir, you have to do things like this first.
Oh, sir, you're going first?
All right, sir! Go for it!
Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da!
American cracker!
Not yet!
Yayoi!
Oh, you're going with that?
All right! Let's go to Yayoi!
Hitoshi!
Yayoi, let's go!
Yayoi, go for it!
Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da!
Margarita!
Not yet!
Hitoshi!
You have to do things like this properly!
Yes, sir!
Thank you!
All right! Hitoshi, go for it!
Yayoi! Yayoi! Yayoi!
Ta-da!
Hanako! Hanako! Hanako!
Hanako!
Yes!
Okay, wait!
It's Hanako!
Hanako, you're going with them, right?
Yes!
Okay, Hanako, go for it!
Yayoi! Yayoi! Yayoi!
Wow! It's so cold!
It's a hot spring bath!
Hitoshi!
Yes?
Wow!
Okay, Hitoshi!
Yes?
Okay, Hitoshi, go for it!
Yayoi! Yayoi!
It's a blue horse!
Yayoi!
It's a cart!
Yes?
Yes!
Hitoshi, go for it!
Yayoi! Yayoi! Yayoi!
Ah, so this is Tokyo I dreamed of!
I love it!
It's lonely!
It's funny!
It's funny, but it's not good!
It's not good!
Yes!
Okay, Yu!
Go for it!
Yayoi! Yayoi! Yayoi!
I'm not leaving you!
Hey!
Sorry!
I'll do it
- You'll run, won't you? - I'll fix my tongue.
- You'll run, won't you? - Yes!
Let's go, Hanako!
Hanako, are you going to do it?
Hey!
Sorry!
This is also an attack!
Hanako, you're going with this, right?
OK, Hanako, go ahead!
Jaran jaran jaran jaran!
Ah, I'm sleepy!
That's it!
That's it! Hurry up and fix it!
OK, Itsuji!
OK!
I'll fix it.
OK, Itsuji, you're going with that, right?
I've decided.
Itsuji, go ahead!
Jaran jaran jaran jaran!
Ah, the weather is so nice!
OK!
You're good!
OK!
Ryoko, you're up!
Jaran jaran jaran jaran!
Ah, stop it! I'm sleepy!
Help me! Don't do it!
I told you!
I said I'd fix it!
What are you talking about? It's not finished yet!
OK!
OK, Itsuji!
OK!
Itsuji, you're up!
Jaran jaran jaran jaran!
All right!
Ah, it's hot!
OK!
That's enough for today!
Is that OK?
Yes!
Everyone, be sure to train with me!
Yes!
That's enough for today!
Thank you!
Let's go!
The small hotel next to the lake...
...is an ancient British mansion that has been renovated.
I never imagined that, in this quiet hotel...
...such a horrific murder case would occur.
The first incident occurred on a stormy night.
There were five guests staying that night.
A middle-aged couple from Kansai who came to Japan for their wife's wedding anniversary gift.
A young woman who came from Tokyo on her own.
A middle-aged couple staying for a long time.
And me, a novelist.
After dinner, the storm got worse.
Along with the sudden thunder, the middle-aged couple screamed.
The storm got worse.
Is there such a dimension?
It's like the novel I wrote.
If it's like the novel,
the old man who disappeared with the scream has already been killed,
and buried deep in the forest.
That same afternoon, it started raining again and there was a thunderstorm.
Um...
What's wrong?
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
I'm kind of scared of being alone.
No, it's fine.
But even at night, after a thunderstorm like this, that person says...
I'll go and see.
I'll go with you.
This is that woman's...
After the old couple, it's the middle-aged couple.
Huh?
What's wrong with you two?
It seems like something happened to the middle- aged couple.
Huh?
Anyway, let's all split up and look for them.
Gather the employees.
No, strangely enough, after that thunderstorm, no one went anywhere.
Seriously...
What are you doing?
The old couple, middle-aged couple, and hotel staff all disappeared one after another after the thunder.
As I suspected, it's exactly the same as the mystery novel I'm writing.
If even the culprit is the same...
No, at this rate she will be in danger.
I'm kind of scared of being alone.
No!
No, it's okay.
Right now, I'm writing the conclusion of the novel in order to confront the culprit.
If I do this, when the next lightning strikes, he will surely appear here.
However, why did this happen?
The novel I wrote is becoming more and more real.
He has already killed four people.
No, it's not him.
It may be me who killed four people.
The truth created by my sword aims at me.
I'm the only one who can kill him.
No, I must kill him!
I knew it was you.
What are you talking about? I didn't...
Don't move!
I won't let you live!
What?
I know! It's your fault!
Because of you, we don't have customers or employees anymore!
That's right.
Why is that? You said the same thing about me.
You're funny! If you said the same thing about me, everyone would be surprised!
In other words, you made a mistake!
You're funny! That's not it!
I thought I'd sing you a song.
Edward did it.
What?
You can't sing in English like that!
A little bridge under a bamboo bridge
Flows into a river
You can't do that!
"Gotzei Kanji Chikuri no Konan"!
We've got the pen name "Hiro-kun Suki-san" from Osaka.
Good evening, Ma-chan and Ma-chan.
Today's topic is "Why are we sitting like this?"
Today's Chikuri is Imada-san.
On a radio show, Ima-chan clearly said "I like you"
This is a declaration of rivalry against Ma-chan, isn't it?
Give it to me!
Why don't you say it in front of Ma-chan?
In front of Ma-chan...
Anyway, I'm going to interfere today.
What's your position?
Oh, really? I've never heard of it.
You don't like it, do you?
Well...
Because you're much older than me.
What are you talking about?
But you said it, didn't you?
Did I say it?
But you said it as a human being, didn't you?
I like you
This love feeling...
It doesn't make you feel like a woman, does it?
Even if I go out naked with you, I'm sure you won't do anything.
Of course I won't!
Of course you won't!
Woman!
Are you sure you won't react?
I'm sure you won't react.
You won't know it, will you?
No, no, no. I know it. I'm sure you won't.
You always say that.
So...
You were so hot in the opening of the location shoot.
You were chasing me around.
So...
You were so hot.
You're so ugly.
You're so ugly. But you don't have a red face!
Actually, I didn't like it either.
No, I'm saying...
It doesn't make you feel like that.
Man and woman.
So, you...
What do you mean?
You and Hanako...
Hanako?
You're all...
You like Hanako and you like her.
As colleagues.
You're my rival.
Yes.
I didn't think it would be like this.
It's okay.
G-Goodbye!
No, we haven't finished talking yet.
See you!
E&G, Maiden Company.
Lotte, provided by Paula's Cosmetics.