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I love mischief
Let's do something amazing
I'm tired of mischief
Turn the channel of youth
It's true that I was dumped by my girlfriend
It's a dream that wakes me up
But more than that, let's have a wonderful Sunday toast to the sun
Baby, come on, welcome, welcome
Let's start, the miracle of love, summer day
Baby, come on, welcome, welcome
Let's start, the miracle of life, summer day
Baby, come on, welcome, welcome
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THAT'S IT!
Tonight's guest is Hidekan Akai!
Huh? Akai-san, where's the question sheet?
What are you doing?
What are you doing with such a serious face?
Alright, let's get started!
Akai-san's number is...this one!
Everyone watching on TV, everyone at home...
Everyone watching on TV, everyone at home...answer this one!
6 + 1 = ?
This is fast!
"Eh?" and "Oh!" were split in two!
6 + 1...
This is the first time I've heard of it.
It's the first, right?
Yes, say it!
Isn't it 7?
It's fine!
7...even 7 is fine.
7 is fine.
7 is fine, but...
this person asked me to write it like this.
There is a strong demand for it.
It's not like that.
It's a way of thinking of adding one more to the 6 that was there.
It's the same, right?
It's the same as a whole.
The "thing" is the same, but...
6 "things" and 1 "thing".
1 "thing" and...
6 "things" and...
Ah! Tan!
6 "things" and 1 "thing".
1 "thing" and...
6 "things" and...
Tanaka-san!
Call me "Tanaka-san"!
Tanju!
So, the unit is like this, right?
Ah, you're right! I'm repeating myself!
It's like 6 "things" and 1 "thing".
It's like a new song has been released!
Is that what you said?
It's like a dance has been released!
How many times has it been?
6 "things" and 1 "thing".
Is that enough?
Tanaka-san!
Tanaka-san is fine!
Well, well...
It's fine like this...
No, no...
So, what do you think?
Let's start with what you always say.
Well, um...
Is this about the boxing era?
Um...
Until now...
Um...
Until now...
Including the boxing era.
Oh...
Including it, too.
After all, it's been that long.
Until now...
Yes, say it!
Is it still increasing?
It's not anymore, right?
Yes.
Then, let's go with "tiny"!
Yes, correct!
So, what were the five clocks like?
Oh, this one?
It ends with six, but what about the five clocks?
Well, six of them became six of them all of a sudden.
Oh, I see. That's a good hint.
Yes, yes.
How long did it last?
Yes, yes.
How long did this one last?
About a year?
Yes, about a year. This one also lasted about a year. This one also lasted about a year.
Oh, a year...
Give us the answer, please!
Oh!
I think this one is "tiny"!
Oh, "tiny"?
Yes.
I think this one is "tiny" as well.
Yes, I think so, too.
Was there a "g"?
Yes.
Were you confident?
Confident?
Well, I wasn't confident about "tiny" or "tiny" chicken, but I was confident about "tiny" as well.
"Tiny" chicken...
Well, let's go with Hiro first.
Let's go with Hiro first.
OK, Hiro, go ahead!
I received seven medals.
Yeah, yeah.
Look! "Haguki-nyo"!
I can't say it anymore!
I don't care about that!
I'm going to get seven medals!
Like an award or something.
Yeah, yeah.
It's here.
I think it's this.
"dotsu-itarunen" is seven letters.
And I think this little "tsu" is "plus one".
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't underestimate me!
This is...
"doi-itarunen".
What?!
Evaluation!
Yes!
Six trophies and one medal.
Seven medals in all.
u
I'd like you to write it down specifically.
Yes!
Seven!
Like an award or something.
Like what?
Like a gold award, a forest award or a silver award.
Yes.
Iwata-kun!
Until now, in movies and dramas, there were six main characters, but only one was like a corpse.
I see!
A corpse is floating in the river!
I see, I see.
The one who was reflected was Akai-san.
I see.
Since it was a long time ago.
I see. Oh, that kind of thing came up.
Yes, yes, yes, I understand.
Yes, Matsumoto-kun!
A neighbor's old woman gave me sweets.
I see!
What happened?
She gave me six of them.
An old woman came and I thought I wouldn't be able to get more, but then...
An old woman on the other side...
Shut up!
Hmm...
Well, let's see everyone's answers!
Now that we have the correct answers, I will say the correct answer from Matsumoto-kun's mouth!
Shut up!
I wanted you to be a little more laid-back!
You've always been like that!
I wanted you to be a little more laid-back!
You're a comedian again!
Now, Akai-san, please give us the correct answer!
I don't know!
Well...
Since it was a long time ago...
I see!
I received six rookie awards.
Movies and dramas gave me rookie awards.
When I used to do boxing, when I was a professional boxer...
I received rookie awards.
I received seven rookie awards in total!
Wow!
So...
Hmm...
Movies and dramas gave me...
A bonus!
That's correct!
That's why...
Is this wrong?
Huh?
Faggy Nyon
I don't know what you're talking about! "Faggy Nyon"
But this isn't wrong either, is it?
No, it's not wrong!
You're always like that!
I'll withdraw mine too!
Not at all!
I won't withdraw mine at all!
It's none of your business!
No, everyone, dance, dance!
Dance, dance!
Dance, you!
It's the world of special guests! Stop it!
I can't increase it anymore because I'm a newcomer!
Ah! The difference between boxing and movies!
That's right, that's right!
I've received six newcomer awards just for "Faggy Nyon"!
That's amazing!
Yeah!
But I didn't expect you to do boxing and suddenly become a comedian and appear in a movie...
Isn't it amazing now?
Did you think you were like that?
You did such a terrible thing...
It's a different world now, isn't it?
You erased me now!
You were in a bad position, weren't you, Akai-san?
How many seconds can you kill normally?
I'll kill you a lot!
Stop it, you!
I'm really scared of you!
I'll go home for now...
Why?!
Don't go!
But...
Sit down, you!
I don't like being killed in a variety show!
And with that, it was "Faggy Nyon" with seven newcomer awards!
Thank you very much, Akai-san!
Thank you!
That's all for today!
This has been "Seriously Serious"!
In this faintly dirty world, if there is only one truth, it may be love.
People are beautiful and strong because of love.
There are two people who believe in such love and continue to fight day and night.
People have decided to marry them and call them "Love Love Fire"!
From that day on...
...there is also a love song!
"Akira Fire"!
"Megumbe Fire"!
"Seriously Love Love Fire"!
Please have a seat.
Well, anyway...
Good evening, everyone.
Yes.
Today...
Yes.
...we would like to present "Love Love Fire" to all of you.
I see.
This is what we have prepared for you.
But, of course...
...there is one more "Love Love Fire" who we must not forget!
Who is it?
"Tsurupage"!
"Tsurupage", right?
Right!
It is rumored that he is a bit obsessed with it.
Yes, it is rumored.
Well, then...
Let's play it.
Shall we play it together?
Well, let's play it!
Hooray!
This is Ojinga Z, also known as "Miso Hashizume".
Thank you for having me.
Good evening.
Yes, welcome.
Well...
Nice to meet you!
It's been a while!
Today...
Here, right?
Yes, that's what I meant.
Today...
How about it?
Well...
This "Love Love Fire"...
Let's make a special feature about Ojinga.
Well, he's done a lot of things.
Well...
He's done a lot of confrontations.
For example!
For example, what comes to my mind right away...
When he came to Fukui...
That confrontation with Siritori.
That was amazing.
That was pretty something.
Siritori, you bastard!
Bastard!
Kokuigai!
It's not over yet!
Redama!
Wait!
Wait?
Ojinga, wait!
I'm in trouble...
Ojinga!
Cheese!
Beer!
Ojinga!
Cheese!
What?
Humans!
Humans?
Ojinga!
C-c-c-candles!
Candles!
Here...
Lips!
Loose...
Loose!
Loose?!
Loose!
Tsudako!
Ojinga!
Manreijitsu!
Tsukkaigo!
Racket!
Yes, yes.
Flyer!
Did you get stuck?
Me?
Me!
Amazing, wasn't it?
It was amazing, wasn't it?
Huh?
No, no.
It was amazing, wasn't it?
It doesn't look like it, but...
It looks like it.
I don't know where you're looking.
You've been doing it for a long time.
You've fought against many people so far.
Who do you remember the most?
Old woman.
Ah! Tetsujin 20, Baba.
Baba.
Oh, Baba is quite memorable.
It's the first time I've seen it.
Old woman.
Yes?
You're beautiful.
Oh, how kind of you to say that.
You know, my first love is very similar to that of a girl.
I see.
What do you think of her?
She's pretty and nice.
Oh, you like that kind of girl?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Please let me take care of her.
Why would I let you take care of a woman in that kind of show?
Shut up!
Well, if you're going to do it like that, I think it'll be easier for you.
That's right.
Also, you pranked her, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
When you came to see Yana, you started fighting all of a sudden, didn't you?
The reason is...
Who are you?
Huh?
Get off me!
Hey!
What did you say?
You bastard!
Get off me, you idiot!
You're making a fool of me!
You bastard!
Bastard!
What are you going to do, you bastard?!
I'm going to beat you up!
You bastard!
Bastard!
Stop it!
Bastard!
Stop it!
You're being arrogant!
Stop it, Kajina!
You're breaking the rules!
Stop it, Kajina!
Stop it!
Bastard!
Stop it!
Stop it, Kajina!
Stop it!
Stop it, Kajina!
Hey!
Shut up!
Bastard!
Hey!
Bastard!
Hey!
Are you okay?
Bastard!
You're energetic!
It was delightful!
You were quite surprised, weren't you?
No, no!
Inside of me...
It's a little...
Calm down.
It's nothing like that...
If you get scared like that, you won't be able to fight a war.
This is the last word.
You got drowned in water, didn't you?
Look for him!
Let's look for him.
You're really drunk!
You look like you've been drugged.
- Are you all right? - I'm fine.
I thought you were going to drink.
You stink!
You kept saying "drown in water" and "drown in water".
You're really drunk.
But you do have physical problems, don't you?
For example, you get caught and you want to get out of the water.
Are you okay with that?
- I feel good. - You feel good?
I feel good.
All right! Fly! Flying Ojinga!
Here I go!
If you have such a child, you can't be a talent.
I can't go to the concert.
I'll come back.
Here, too, Ojingawa Gorog is born.
You have a lot of good words today.
Today is Ojingawa special.
Ojingawa has a lot of questions.
Ojingawa has a lot of mysteries.
Ojingawa, do you have any questions?
Please answer.
It's a rare opportunity.
You have a good thing.
Do you usually look at the newspaper like that?
Yes.
What is that hateful response?
Hamachi-chan, Maki-chan, Ojingawa-san!
Good evening.
Hurry up and say "good evening"!
I have a question.
What does Ojingawa Jet do under the pool?
Usually, when Ojingawa and we meet,
Ojingawa usually comes out of the pool.
What does Ojingawa do under the pool?
He's only 12 years old.
He's either coming or waiting for Ojingawa to come.
He's waiting for Ojingawa to come out of the pool.
I see.
That's right.
He's sleepy, but he's waiting for Ojingawa to come out of the pool.
Let's move on.
One more?
This is the last one.
I always watch your show.
Sometimes, I'm a big fan of Ojingawa Jet.
Especially.
So, please answer my question.
Ojingawa came out of the pool before.
What do you really think of him?
I'm Ojingawa Jet.
What do you think of me?
I'm Simo Ojingawa!
Do you like fire?
I like it very much!
That's right!
You have to put it on to look good!
The Swim Bojinger is a small watercraft transport robot made with a lot of effort.
Its speed can reach up to 250 km/h.
You know, I'm also good at swimming.
Oh, you are?
I couldn't do it because he did it.
So you put it on to look good!
If it's true, you can do it by yourself!
I also couldn't do it for about three years.
But you swam a lot back then!
Oh, you're right!
I didn't know how to do it!
Who taught you?!
Well, you know each other, right?
But you know, Swim Bojinger can butterfly, right?
Yes.
What about Bojinger?
No, I couldn't do it.
You put it on to look good!
Put it?!
Yes, you put it on to look good!
How do you do it?
Wait, wait!
You put it on to look good!
Then you put it on to look bad!
Put it?!
Then you put it on to look bad!
I'll teach you how to do it!
Yes, yes!
I bought it!
Like this...
You think you can use like that in a pool?!
That's funny!
Does it work?
Yes.
No way!
Then you pull it like this...
One way...
Don't you know?
I don't know!
I...
There was a temple style.
Now, there is no such style, but there were two styles - water style and temple style.
Oh, I see.
Swimming, too, right?
Oh, yes, of course.
If you allow me...
I won't lose in swimming, either.
If you have time, I can coach you.
I'm telling you!
I can coach you!
I'm telling you, today!
Drink up!
You're annoying!
Don't drink alone in a program!
You're always like a robot!
(Robot Dance)
Oh, this is awesome!
(Robot Dance)
Robo!
I'll give you a kick!
(Robot Dance)
I'll hit you!
(Robot Dance)
Robo!
Double Punch!
(Robot Dance)
I won't lose like this!
Okay! I'll put that box on his head!
Why is everything being read ahead of me?!
I don't know what you're saying, but it sounds like you want to hear it!
Here!
You're so cute, Hatto!
I know, right?
Oh, I know! I have a good idea!
What is it?
You know, when I say "three, two, one" to that pigeon, it'll fly away and scare it away!
If you do that, all the pigeons will run away!
No, I don't want them to run away and get scared!
That sounds like fun! Let's do it!
Hey! Did you hear that?!
Did you hear that?!
Don't underestimate us!
You know, when I say "three, two, one" to that pigeon, it'll fly away and scare it away!
Here!
You know, when I say "three, two, one" to that pigeon, it'll fly away and scare it away!
If you do that, all the pigeons will run away!
I don't want them to run away and get scared!
That sounds like fun! Let's do it!
You know, when I say "three, two, one" to that pigeon, it'll fly away and scare it away!
If you do that, all the pigeons will run away and scare it away!
I know! I know!
Let's do it!
I don't care!
Oh, I'm so happy!
What?!
I'm sorry, Pigeon!
Don't say that!
I'm sorry, Pigeon!
Don't say that!
For that...
That's not good!
This is it!
Good, good!
Alright, next is this!
Good, good!
Alright, last one!
And...
And... you kick with your left foot...
And... you punch with your right punch...
And... you kick with your right punch...
And... you punch with your left punch...
Oh, stop it!
Good, good!
Now that I'm done with my work, I'd like to introduce you to this mysterious woman!
She's the one who's going to help me today!
Hi, I'm Mompei Inato, a ninth grader in Tokyo.
Nice to meet you!
I don't know where she came from.
It's already September.
Farmers are already busy hunting dogs!
Dogs! Dogs! Dogs!
When it comes to autumn, autumn is all about autumn!
Now, let's go!
Let's go!
Manager!
Yes!
Oh! You're the first one I met! Hiro-kun!
Now, let's go, Hiro-kun!
Yes!
Even in autumn...
Even in autumn!
You'll melt with a foreigner who goes to Chiba.
That heart is...
Oh, Chiba! Oh, Chiba! Oh, Chiba!
I just said "huh" with my hat on.
Who's wearing a hat?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Now, raise your hands if you're next!
Yes!
Oh! Itago-senshu!
Yes! Um... even in autumn...
Even in autumn!
You'll melt with us foreigners.
That heart is...
It's cheap this year, too!
Shin...
Now, Itago-senshu!
Let's go!
Oh, I'm scared!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Yes!
Gitao is on TV now!
I have to show my face!
Open it up!
Yes!
Mr. Hongo!
Yes!
Well...
In autumn...
In autumn!
You go to Hiroshima Citizens' Stadium.
What is your spirit like?
Red stands out, doesn't it?
Huh?
Red is an autumn color, isn't it?
Do you want me to explain it?
No!
Mr. Hongo!
Yes!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Oh!
Mr. Imada!
Don't talk to me!
Yes!
In autumn...
In autumn!
You go to Hiroshima Citizens' Stadium.
What is your spirit like?
Green!
Oh!
I'm sorry!
Oh!
What is your spirit like?
Cool!
Oh!
I will cry and say to my angry mother, "Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!"
Let's play it safe.
What are you talking about?
We don't have a target.
We don't have a target!
Come in! Come in!
Yes, Mr. Itao.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you!
I'll have a variety of wine.
How about you?
Red and white.
Ah, it's too good.
It's not just red and white.
Mr. Itao! Let's go!
Raise your hands!
I can't see you!
Yes, sir!
Sorry for the wait!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
The brother of the yakuza who sent me will say and do what I say!
That's right!
Wait!
Wait and see!
Safe!
This is interesting!
It's all fake!
That's good!
Let's raise our hands!
Yes!
Now!
Nice to meet you!
I'm a boy who eats potato chips!
That's my heart!
Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!
Let's eat!
Now!
That's all?
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Takejiro!
That's my heart!
I'm Takejiro!
That's good!
Why?
Why is it so funny?
Now!
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Yashiro!
That's good!
I'm Yashiro Aki!
Oh!
What the hell!
What the hell is this?!
I left this at the end!
What did you pull until now?
That's it for the big segment!
No, I'm glad you liked it.
A.D. who works behind the scenes of a glorious TV industry and covered in sweat and tears.
This is the story of love and emotion that one A.D. has overcome countless difficulties and developed.
Hot Blooded A.D. Declaration! WEST SIDE STORY!
September 28th.
At this time, the president's health is not good and he often goes to the hospital.
When is the president coming back from the hospital?
He told me to bring a schedule book by one o'clock.
I wrote a schedule book last night and only slept for eight hours.
You're sleeping!
By the way, is the president's health okay?
Ryoko, it's okay. The president...
Of course it's okay!
Are you crazy?
Are you kidding me?
President...
Don't talk behind my back.
Don't talk behind my back!
I'm at the hospital and my liver is getting worse.
I think you should go home and rest.
Oh my goodness!
How about you and me go on a vacation in Hawaii?
That might be a good idea.
Let's play baseball together.
I was wondering what would come out of your mouth.
Beer and edamame...
Isn't that too old-fashioned?
You're so nosy!
Everyone has their own way of enjoying life.
Shut up!
I'll burn you alive!
But president...
What about work?
The president has an important announcement about that.
We have an important announcement!
Don't be surprised no matter what we say!
One, two, three, four...
The Nile river is...
...a long river.
Hamada, Matsutoshi...
...has a long river.
The Nile river...
What are you talking about?
Can't you hear me?
Moe, I'll tell you!
Actually...
Since last night...
I retired...
...the president's chair.
What?
Even if you say you'll give it up...
...no one wants the president's chair.
What's wrong with you?
Don't say that!
But president...
The problem is...
Who will take over the chair?
That's the problem.
That's what I'm worried about.
Who will take over my chair...
...and take me to the west side?
Well...
President...
Then it's you!
What?
Hiro-chan...
I know I'm the next president...
...but I'm not saying I'll be president!
What are you talking about?
Give it up!
Then I'll recommend you.
Me?
Yes.
You're younger than me.
It's best for young people like you.
There's a song like that in my country.
Young, young...
Young Mask's Voice.
Are you going to be president?
Yes.
President...
I...
Ryoko-chan...
Ryoko-chan!
You...
You're always me!
You're still...
Um...
Come over here and show me your face.
Are you an old man?
Stop it!
Are you Peter's grandmother?
Well...
Actually...
I...
Now...
I...
I think you're either one of them.
Thank you, president!
Then...
For example...
Right now...
Don't you want to be president?
Yes.
If you become president...
What do you want to do with this "waist side"?
Can you tell me your aspirations one by one?
Go over there for a second.
Go over there.
Let's go.
I'll go first.
My aspiration is...
First of all, this company is dark!
Yes.
So I want to make it bright!
I see.
Then look at this of mine!
Yes!
You...
You've become famous!
Shut up!
You can't do it now.
How about this?
I'm a magical boy and a magical girl...
Oh, Otemoya!
Stop it!
I'm a magical boy and a magical girl...
Stop it!
I sang a younger song!
Shut up!
He's winking!
Shut up!
But, president...
Besides this, I've also thought of a proper way of running my business!
What is it?
It's business!
I buy and buy and buy and sell and sell!
This is the only way for me to make money!
Shut up!
Stop it!
You'll all fail!
That's right, Imada-kun!
You can't become president just by talking like that!
Then...
How about this "waist side" of yours?
Do you want to become president?
I like "waist side" so much!
Have you shaved your beard?
Why are you so calm?
Otemoya is easily upset about things like that!
He's too involved in his environment!
That's why he's so stressed and can't do anything but torture!
That's me!
That's my song!
Isn't that funny?
I can't stop laughing!
That's your song, isn't it?
Are you okay?
I was so nervous!
But...
For now...
If I, Imada-kun, become president of this company...
I'll leave this company.
That's great!
If you and I become president...
I'll leave!
There's nothing we can do about it.
We can just split up and do whatever we want!
That's right!
You idiot!
Are you an idiot?
What are you going to do with both of them?
Why do people who have been friends until now have to be separated?
What this company needs is not the contents of such a safe.
It's human relations.
It's human relations!
You guys should work harder one by one.
Thank you for saying that.
That's right. This company wasn't just a TV company.
It's human relations.
It's human relations!
Our passionate friendship has been crushed.
We ate lunch under a curtain.
I'm sorry.
Don't step on it! Don't step on it!
My bad.
You are my right hand and my left hand.
I can't rely on one person.
But...
Since you are the president of the company,
why don't you work together?
I'm sorry.
President.
We will gladly accept this conversation.
- Okay! - I see!
If anything happens, we will remember today and work hard!
What?
- Don't worry about it. - What?
If anything happens, I will be the president.
President?
That's right!
I will be the president of this company!
I will work harder than ever!
Wait a minute!
Even if you become the president, you won't change anything!
That's right! You will lose your salary!
You are annoying!
Yeah!
What are you doing?
That's it for today.
Was it "Hot Blooded Ag3" today?
"Worst Side Score".
It's over.
What are you doing?
No, it's over.
It's the latest episode.
No, it's not the latest episode.
How was it, everyone?
How many episodes did you do?
Eighteen episodes.
It's the latest episode.
The song was the hardest.
Yeah.
"Yanya Yado".
Yeah.
Every week.
Yeah.
It was hard for us.
How hard was it for you? Tell us!
Most of us did it.
That's not true.
We did it in different ways.
How about you, Yuu?
Yeah, me too.
Every time we did "Neyyan",
we had a big problem.
Is it really important for Yuu to say something bad?
Or do you divide it up?
It's hard to tell which part is which.
Is that part okay?
Yeah.
"Neyyan" today is serious, so it can't be helped.
It was going well.
Next time, we'll change our roles and stories, right?
What should we do?
I want to be a detective.
You're a detective.
Yanya's?
Detective.
I'll be a detective.
I won't let anyone down.
I don't want to be a detective.
Maybe you'll be an old man.
An old detective.
I don't know.
Whatever you say, you'll be an old man.
No, I'm sure of it.
Even if you're young, you won't shake hands.
What are you talking about?
I'm sure you'll be an old man.
Even if you're a monster fighting me, you won't be bald.
You won't be bald.
But you'll be new.
Are you a detective?
It hasn't been decided yet?
It hasn't been decided yet.
I don't know.
We'll meet you with new settings.
One more thing!
Everyone, please forgive me.
I have a present for you.
I showed you this before.
What is it?
It's a normal one.
Which one do you like?
I like Ojinga.
This doll is going to be used in a game center's playing game in November.
It's going to be used in that game.
This doll is going to be used in that game.
Everyone, please give this doll to three people.
But you can't buy it.
You can't sell it.
You can't play this doll or you can't play it in a game center.
You can't buy it.
You can't play it in a game center.
You can't buy it.
But you can't take it.
You can't take it.
Is there such a thing?
There is!
Last week, we talked about CDs and other things.
There are many shady businesses.
You can't buy it.
You can't sell it in a game center.
If you want dolls, please come to this store.
Until now, it's been Don Don's GODDAY GUNDAY.
See you later!