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♪ I love mischief! Pichi pichi pichi ga ♪ (I love mischief! Pichi pichi pichi ga)
♪ Let's do something amazing! ♪ (monosugoi koto shiatte)
♪ I'm tired of mischief! ♪ (itatsura ni akitau)
♪ Turn up the youthful channel! ♪ (Turn up the youthful channel!)
♪ It's nice to wake up ♪ (anojo ni furareta oto ni)
♪ To the sound of the night sky ♪ (yakyo oto shi no wa ii ne)
♪ But more than that ♪ (dakedo soreyori)
♪ A wonderful Sunday ♪ (suteki na michiyo oto)
♪ Cheers to the sun! ♪ (taiyo ni KANPAI!)
♪ Save it! ♪ (save it!)
♪ Welcome, welcome! ♪ (sourai yokoso yokoso)
♪ To the first love miracle! ♪ (hajimande koi no Miracle Somedays)
♪ Save it! ♪ (save it!)
♪ Welcome, welcome! ♪ (sourai yokoso yokoso)
♪ To the first love miracle! ♪
This program is brought to you by Kirin Vivarez, P&G, Mayden, Lotte, and Paula's products.
Let's raise the numbers!
Mayday! Mayday!
We have a guest with a number!
Let's see what number it is!
These people are our speakers!
Welcome!
You've really gotten bored, haven't you?
I've gotten bored of being on TV.
You're cool.
I've been on it for too long.
I've been on it for a long time.
The one where you cried?
You were crying, weren't you?
I was crying!
I don't want to cry ever again!
Please sit down.
I've been on it for too long!
You were crying.
I was crying!
Why?
You're cool.
Don't cry today.
Why?
You were crying!
Don't cry!
You're totally cool!
Don't cry!
I'm not crying!
Let's welcome tonight's guest!
Tonight's guest is this person!
Welcome!
Tonight's guest is this person!
Welcome!
Let's get started!
Let's start with the numbers!
These are the numbers!
412!
Viewers, this is the answer!
Wow!
Let's start with Nori!
Go ahead!
412!
Actress!
Is it work?
Yes! Next!
Actress!
I don't have one!
412!
Actress!
I don't have one!
It's work, right?
It's work!
Next!
It's work, 412!
Yes!
Is it something everyone does?
While working...
Of course!
Yes, it's something everyone does!
It's something everyone does!
If you ask me if it's something everyone does, I don't think I do it!
What?
Hey, look!
What?
Hey!
What?
What's with that weird laugh?
This is interesting!
I'm not sure if all celebrities do it.
Hong Kong doesn't do it.
Hong Kong definitely doesn't do it.
I'm from Taitung.
What about you, Hamada?
Do you do it, Hamada?
We're a duo, so we do it.
Duo?
We don't do it.
What do you mean?
That's not what I meant!
I didn't mean it like that!
I don't do it all at work.
Kato, tell me.
Is it impossible for me?
Let's hear that!
What do you think, Kato? Is it impossible for him?
No, but...
There's a lot of things...
that you can't do at home!
There's a lot of things...
that you can't do at home!
How old are you?
Can I say it?
Yes.
Three years.
Three years and 412 years.
It's an exaggeration!
It's an exaggeration, but...
Three years and 412 years.
An exaggeration!
Three years and 412 years.
An exaggeration!
Three years and 412 years.
An exaggeration!
I don't cry!
First of all...
When I cry it's like you're dead.
So 412 years and 3 years and 412 years!
That's proportional to popularity.
Yeah, I think that's true too.
Isn't that right, you crying?
That's enough!
Get out of here!
No! Don't ask such questions!
No, no, no!
It's your own power!
You're scary!
You're disgusting!
Why?!
Why do you do that?!
It's okay.
Hongon-san is popular!
Don't ask such questions!
I really don't know.
Not at all.
Nipples!
Nipples?!
412 nipples!
Around here.
It's 6 nipples!
Hey, hey!
Yes, information.
Yes, yes.
Kihiroshi.
Ba...
Bagyu!
Bon!
What?
Four hundred and twelve "bon"!
Kon!
No!
Kai!
Not Kai!
Min!
Not Min!
Jikan!
Four hundred and twelve "jikan"!
No!
Shi!
Correct!
Four hundred and twelve "shi"!
Now, please sing!
I don't know how to do it.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Now...
Kurano-san!
I don't have anything to do with it!
Please tell us!
Um...
Um... I was interviewed for "Grabbia"...
Yes!
And I got four hundred and twelve "shi"!
Yes, Tago!
Um... I was interviewed for "Grabbia"...
Yes!
And I got four hundred and twelve "shi" for "hanage" too!
You're so rude!
Cut it out!
Four hundred and twelve "shi"...
What? In a swimsuit?
For "Grabbia"...
Yes!
For "Grabbia"...
In three years, I spent 12 years in a super-money- laundry!
I didn't know what to do! It was difficult!
But you can only say that you were released in 2012.
Well, it can't be helped.
You were released.
Yes, I was released.
Even if I say it strangely, I've been doing this for about 11 years, but I usually slip.
This is my example.
This is what happens when you're about seven years old.
Yes, I understand! Everyone, please show us!
Yes!
Let's hear it from the person herself!
Ms. Kazu, please give us the correct answer!
Can I say it?
Yes, please!
Well, it's been three years since my debut, and I've displayed 412 magazines.
You displayed magazines!
You took a lot of "Grabbia", but you didn't display 412 magazines for magazines...
I didn't display "Grabbia"...
Yes, that's right!
Ms. Kurano, please say it!
Well...
Only you, Kurano!
That's correct!
I can't do it anymore!
You're happy now, aren't you?
412 poems in 3 years.
On average, about 3 poems in a week.
About 3 poems in a week.
Come to think of it...
That's why it's coming out!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
That's why it's coming out!
If you include gravure, it's about 1,000 poems in 3 years.
How many times a day do you shoot?
A lot of times a day.
In the same studio, with the same cameraman.
4 poems or something like that.
No, it happens.
When we're busy.
We were in one building.
We shoot, go up and shoot again.
And then go up again.
Like Bruce Lee's "Fatty".
We go up and up.
But you've been to Hong Kong, haven't you?
You haven't?
There are all kinds of magazines out there.
There are all kinds of things out there.
Even if you don't have a girlfriend, there are 412 poems.
There are more magazines out there.
Men's "Fair Catalogue".
That's cool.
"Weight Control".
There are 412 poems.
And the winner is...
Oh, Kurano, you didn't come out.
And the winner is...
Thank you very much!
We'll see you next week!
In this faintly dirty world, if there is only one truth, it may be love!
People are beautiful and strong because of love!
There are two people who believe in such love and continue to fight day and night!
They will fight for marriage and call it "love, love, fire"!
Megumpe! Megumpe! Megumpe!
He's gone to English class until three o'clock.
Three o'clock?
I can do it!
I can do it in three minutes!
Three o'clock?
What are you doing?
Thank you!
What is it?!
Eight o'clock!
Ouch!
What did you do?!
Why didn't you fix it?!
Make a show where you can watch it with your wife and family!
Hey, look at me!
Huh?
Were you polishing your shoes?
Of course I was!
Why polish with a tissue?
Polishing with what is my business!
That's right, but...
What do you think you're doing?
Get out of the way!
What are you doing?
This is not the time to be flirting.
We're not flirting.
This looks like fun.
We have a video we want you to watch.
You want me to watch it?
Go!
Go away!
It's flying!
Here we go.
Here it comes!
It's flying!
W-w-wait!
Kinako-san, what is this?
This monster is scary!
It's a monster called "Gyaos".
A monster?
Gyaos...
Yes?
He mistook Messiah Stone for his own egg...
...and added "warming up" information.
W-w-w-what?
What did you say?
Of course it's a lie.
Is it true?
Yes, it's special!
When it comes to monsters we've fought...
...most of them have hollow faces and human faces.
That's not true!
That's because...
...you can choose one Messiah Stone from your own egg...
...and bring it to me.
That's all.
Goodbye!
You want me to run away?
It can't be helped.
I'm scared.
Let's do our best not to get hurt.
We'll go.
I'm scared!
It's about time for me to go for a walk.
Come on! Come on! Akira, that's it!
That hurts!
That looks like a great place.
I wonder where it is?
Hey, Akira, wait!
That big bell doesn't look like it's there!
That's it!
I didn't think it would go in so quickly!
Wait! Don't be selfish, Akira!
That bell!
What?
It's broken!
What is this?
The outside of the bell is twisted.
Are you serious?
But it's okay!
What?
Here!
Go!
I can't show it to my parents.
What?
If I had a hundred of them, I could do it a little more, but...
No, it's too much.
Everyone, turn off the camera! It's embarrassing!
No, no.
What? I can do it right away.
Of course you can! Hurry up and come!
Hey!
You said you like it, didn't you? There are a lot of different ones.
Isn't this it?
That's it!
Compare it with mine and use it properly!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I'll take this!
Akira! Listen to me with love love ear!
What is it?
Let me explain it to you.
Love love ear can hear up to a radius of one meter.
A radius of one meter?
A radius of one meter?!
I'll explain it to you!
If you know about it, hurry up and come!
Hurry up and come!
Akira! Akira!
Let's leave the eggs and run away! Let's run away!
Let's run away! Let's run away!
This is no good.
Ah! Wait a minute! I know what to do!
That's right! This is the only way!
What?
Ojinga! Perform!
Pretend you don't know! Pretend you don't know that I'm Ojinga!
Is this better?
I don't know! I don't know!
Akira! Akira!
You bastard!
The eggs are fine, but since we're in the jungle...
Dogs are a little different, aren't they?
That's right! That's right!
Right? Right?
Ojinga!
Dogs are no good! Pretend you're in the jungle!
Right?
It's fine! Look! This is perfect!
You bastard!
Akira! Akira!
Yes?
Don't cry! If you don't cry, you'll get caught!
Hey! Don't say that!
If you don't cry, you'll get caught!
Don't cry! Don't cry!
Hey! Ojinga! Hey!
Make some noise! Make some noise!
This is no good! This way!
Ojinga!
Akira!
You're no good!
Even though you're a kid, you shouldn't say things like that!
You're a horse old man!
Why do you say things like that?!
This is no good, isn't it?
That's right!
Daddy!
Who are you?!
(Laugh track)
Ozinger's cry was heard in the ears of Ironman 20 Bababa, who is volunteering for world peace in New York City.
Dad, are you okay?
Ironman 20 Bababa has arrived!
Oh, it's Ironman 20 Bababa!
Take this heavy anti-ship attack!
At this rate, we won't win at all!
Well, it can't be helped. Even if Bababa comes, we can't win. Let's run away!
Let's evacuate for now!
Yeah!
Okay! Ozinger and Bababa, let's withdraw for now!
Now, let's run away!
Hey, Akira!
Huh?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Ozinger's behavior is different from before!
What did you say?!
Unforgivable!
Ozinger, who was angry at the destruction of his beloved Bababa's ship, became Super Ozinger!
Super Ozinger
Ah, Kira!
Hmm?
Onigash are quite violent today, aren't they?
Seems like it.
But...
They're amazing, aren't they?
Seems like it.
Boss!
Bring me an egg!
This one?
Yes! This is it! This is it!
Ah, thank you! Thank you!
You did it, didn't you, grandpa?
You did it, didn't you?
It's not that bad.
I wonder if those two were eaten after all...
You...
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for making you do this!
Did you just come out of nowhere?
Ah, Kinako-san is here too!
Hurry up and show me! Hurry up! Hurry up!
I'm coming!
I'm coming, Kinako-san!
I'm coming!
Kishida-san is completely covered in mud.
His movements may be superior to Fujiyama-san's.
This can't be happening!
This is the little box of Sato-chan that we've been looking for!
All right! Let's get it right now!
Wait a minute, Captain!
What is it?
Again...
Um...
There's some kind of gimmick or trap or something like that...
What? Are you sure about that?
I'll check it out!
Yes, sir!
What?
It's a fire-resistant roll board!
And it's hollow inside!
It's all right! I can do it!
If you look at my calculations, even a 4 meter tall man can do it!
Ryoko-kun...
I'm counting on you!
That's all for today!
Wait!
Give me a rock!
That was close!
Thank you!
What's your name?
I'm Masao.
Masao?
Yes.
What kind of person?
Um...
Like... like this...
Ah! Miyabina!
Miyabina?
Yes, Miyabina.
What's your husband's name?
What?
Your wife's name?
Yes, yes.
Masao.
You're strong!
No, no. It's nothing.
You're wearing a lot of stuff.
Yes.
What's this?
It's nothing special.
It's cigarettes.
I'm tired.
It's over.
I want to be strong like you, dad.
Oh, really?
Your family is strong, too.
My dad is not strong.
My dad is strong, too, but he's a young man.
Oh, right. My brother is weak, too.
Oh, really? My brother is weak, too.
But he's in the track and field club.
My brother is in Toyoshi now.
Toyonaga Shion.
What are you talking about?
Right, right.
Dad, did you do any sports?
No, I didn't do anything special.
Dad, I have a favor to ask you.
I'm often bullied.
Will you come and help me next time?
Yes, when I'm off.
I'm usually a sudden lay waiter.
If you go to that store, will you see me?
Yes, but...
I'm short of money.
What do you want me to do for you?
I have everything. Everything in gold.
I'm sorry. I'm late.
Oh, it's OK. I'll write it down and give it to you.
Really?
Yes.
I'm counting on you.
Yes, you have to help me.
Yes, it's OK.
But where did you come from?
I don't know about that.
I'm sorry.
What?
OK!
Is it the other way around?
You have a lot of secrets.
Kashidashi Musume
Goodbye everyone!
It's already past the notice time...
Hamada-san, will Phantom Thief No. 21 really come?
He will definitely come! He will come as we announced!
That's the kind of man he is! This time we will definitely stop him!
Is that clear, everyone?!
Yes, sir!
I-I did it!
Good evening!
You bastard, Phantom Thief No. 21!
No matter what you do, you can't stop me!
What?!
Excuse me for a moment...
This...this...
Thank you very much!
Let me do it!
Phantom Thief No. 21
He's got such a big face.
Where's your father?
This is amazing!
I'm sorry.
It hurts!
Hey, Itao, you're here.
It's been a while, Itao.
What is it?
No, it's nothing.
Mom, I went out to play.
What?
Well... Sunday.
I thought you might like it, so I bought it for you.
What are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
Ma-kun, look at this.
You're disgusting!
What's with this T-shirt?
What?
What are you wearing?
I'm not wearing it.
It's a two-piece set.
What are you doing, Itao?
Are you mad?
You're so cool.
Stop it!
Am I cool?
You're disgusting!
Stop it!
What is it?
What are you doing?
What is it?
You're disgusting!
You're scary!
What are you looking at?
You're annoying.
I hope you look at that textbook, too!
What are you looking at?
Is that your youth?
Get out of here!
You're annoying.
What is it?
Is it gold?
Of course not!
What is it?
Mom, it's gold.
It's gold.
Is it gold?
Mom, are you happy now?
Itao, you're funny.
I'm not funny.
Don't say that!
Stop it!
Get out of here!
What are you doing?
You're starting to look like your dad.
What?
You used to look like your dad.
What?
You used to look like your dad.
Stop it!
If you weren't here, I would have broken up with you.
If you break up with me, your mom and dad will break up with you.
What are you talking about?
Get out of here!
What are you talking about?
I will kill you!
What did you say?
I will kill you!
No, you won't be killed!
Your mom won't be killed!
Get out of here!
You don't want this, do you?
No, I don't!
What are you talking about?
You don't want this, do you?
It's so cool!
You don't want this, do you?
It's like a bungalow!
What is that?
Take care of yourself!
Thank you.
You guys!
Idiot!
It's raining!
Can you help me?
Mark!
It's raining!
Help me!
A.D. is working in a glamorous music industry with sweat and tears.
This is a story of love and emotion where one A.D. overcomes many difficulties and grows.
Hot-blooded A.D. Declaration! West Side Story!
A.D. Declaration! West Side Story!
September 21st. Recently, West Side's production costs have been cut and it's hard to make ends meet.
Hey, you bald... bald guy, it's me, Kurano-san!
What do you mean by "staycation costs 1,500 yen"?
Oh, Itao-chan, it's not like that!
"Staycation costs 1,500 yen" is not like that!
It also includes breakfast and dinner!
That's worse than before!
Oh, we can't make a show like this!
Oh, I told the president about it!
But recently, we spent too much money on special editions and the safe is already empty!
It's true, it's empty!
Hey you!
Ah, president!
The safe... where do you think you're sitting?
Ah, there you are!
Ah, thank you! Thank you!
There's money in the safe!
Don't miss it! Look!
There's no money in the safe, president! There's no money in it!
There's only a coin in the safe!
It's a good opportunity!
It's cheap!
It's free!
Hey you!
What do you like?
I see...
As I thought, this company doesn't have money.
No, no, it's true!
It doesn't have it now!
It doesn't have it now, but money is everything in the world, you know?
But you know, it comes in when you put it in!
If you do a good job, it'll come in for you!
Is that so?
Well, you know...
Yes?
I have a little advice for you all.
What is it?
Is it an advice?
Well, you know...
If you want to do a good job, you need money!
In that sense...
For a little while...
I want you all to give me your salary!
What?!
President!
What are you doing?
I'm not saying you can't pay me!
If you do a good job and get on the show...
I'll pay you back double or triple what you owe me!
Okay, idiot! If you don't have that much money...
I'll earn it with my body!
I'll be right back.
It's fun to go drinking with my sister after work...
But I don't want to get drunk and come all the way out here!
It's so embarrassing!
You don't have to say that!
It's so embarrassing!
Boss! Boss!
I've been looking everywhere and finally got the money!
Really?
Look at this!
Shut up!
Don't move!
What?
Why are you doing this to the prince?
What do you mean "what"?
Let me explain who he is!
One, two, three, four!
Hamada Masatoshi!
Your feet stink, don't they?
Under your poro socks...
A horse ran wild...
And burned his hands!
Did you see that?
He burned his hands!
I want to see it!
It looks like he got off the horse!
Boss!
Who am I?
You!
I'm sorry for being late.
What?
I'm sorry for being late.
I'm Damaai, and I'm from the Republic of Trumpa.
I work for the royal family.
Republic of Trumpa?
No!
Today, the king told me to keep an eye on you, prince.
Prince?
Damaai!
Why are you telling everyone that I'm the prince of the Republic of Trumpa...
But you say it with such a loud voice?
You're crazy!
What are you doing, prince?
I won't forgive you!
You, Damaai!
I've had enough of you!
What? Are you going to stab me?
Stab yourself!
You're weak!
You're weak for a prince!
Prince, why are you doing this to me?
If you're talking about that, then listen to me.
I've had a good life in the Republic of Trumpa.
But I don't like New Year's like that.
New Year's like that?
I don't like New Year's like that every day.
But I don't like New Year's like that.
I dared to live a tough life as an AD in Japan.
That's why I did it!
That's how I express my gratitude in my country.
You're great, prince.
That's a nice idea.
But the king was very worried about you.
That's why he gave me money like this.
Wait, wait, wait...
Can we talk over there?
What is it?
Wait, wait, wait...
Yes, yes...
Money?
No, money!
Wait, wait, wait...
Was it you, Damai?
Yes, it's me, Damai.
The prince told you to bring money for him.
Yes.
Is there a lot of money in this bag?
There is a lot of money in it.
But for now, it's only about one million dollars!
One million dollars?!
Well, well...
It's only worth enough to buy a house.
What?
Prince...
I beg you...
Please lend me this money.
Stop it, president!
Even if I'm a prince,
my position as president is the same as yours!
I won't take it from you!
So you'll lend me the money?
You'll lend me the money?!
No, I won't!
What's wrong with you?!
What?!
Which one of you will lend me the money?!
No, no, listen to me!
There's an old saying in my country...
What is it?
There are things you can't understand.
While you're at it, it's time to say goodbye...
What are you talking about?!
You said you'd lend me the money!
Wait, you!
Until now, I was going to ask you, prince,
if you could lend this man the money.
But looking at you now,
with that attitude...
That's why I'm asking you...
Please lend me the money.
I understand.
If you lower your head like that,
I can't say no.
I'll lend you the money!
Really?!
Thank you!
But there's one condition.
What is it?
In my country, when you lend money,
you can keep your beloved woman as a pawn.
I see...
I can't help it.
I don't know.
If you don't like it, bring it to me.
I don't know who's doing this to me!
What I want is...
Ryoko!
Me?!
Ryoko, I'm begging you!
This is for the company!
Please, be patient!
No way...
I-I'm begging you!
Ryoko!
Don't sleep!
If you sleep in a place like this, you'll die!
What are you saying?!
You're the one who's sleepy!
You shouldn't be talking like that!
I know!
What do you know?!
What I want to say is...
What do you know?!
I wanted to say something different.
What?!
What I want to say is...
money isn't everything.
Got it?
You can't make a good show without money.
That's why I'm doing this show.
Even if you don't have money, you can make a good show.
You said you'd sing, didn't you?
My heart was broken!
I'll sing.
Even if you don't have money, you can make a good show.
But you should have money.
Use this money!
Prince!
Really?
Prince!
One million dollars! One million dollars!
One million dollars!
I don't have it.
You'll make me steal it!
What?
I didn't say "steal" at all!
I didn't say "steal", I said "dollar"!
Dollar?!
It's not that big of a deal in Japan, is it?
It's enough for me to buy a water bottle.
Get out of my way, thief!
I didn't say "steal"!
It's not that big of a deal in Japan, is it?
Get out of my way, thief!
Get out of my way!
Take this!
Fight!
He's the bad guy!
He's the good guy!
Is it funny?
It's him!
The manager warrior, Nakibokuro!
Are you going to fight him?
Go for it, kid!
What are you doing? You look like a cube.
Watch out, boss!
This is crazy! This is crazy! This is crazy!
I've never felt like this before!
My hands are shaking!
What is this?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Your face is scary!
My hands are shaking! My hands are shaking!
Shut up!
There's nothing we can do about it.
My hands are shaking!
Your face is scary!
Trick or Treat!
His pen name is Itao-san.
Until high school, he was aiming for a G-Pen.
Itao!
At school, he was aiming for a G-Pen!
I live in Izumi-san's town.
A few years back, my friend who was in high school,
lives in Izumi-san's area.
A few years ago, when I was a high school student, my friend was a big fan of Itao-san and called Itao-san...
Again?
...called Itao-san and said, "What would you like for your birthday present?"
Itao-san said, "Anything is fine."
His friend said, "That's a problem. Tell me what you want."
Itao-san said, "If that's the case, I'd like a g-pan."
His friend gave Itao-san a g-pan for less than 10,000 yen...
...and Itao-san was very happy about it.
"10,000 yen is a lot of money for a high school student," Itao-san said.
I won't let you forget that.
Ah, I kind of remember now.
Actually, I had a car accident before and ended up with a lot of trouble...
...but I got a g-pan and turned it into a gillette.
What kind of g-pan do you like?
What do you like?
It's your new one.
You got it from Buffon!
You got it from Tokyo Airport!
You bought a g-pan from Zidane, didn't you?
You know, when you're in a car and someone says you're cute...
Nice g-pan!
And one more thing...
A while back...
"If We Met In A Dream"...
...the memorial album was released on September 18th...
...the day before yesterday!
All of you watching this TV...
...50 of you!
What's in it?
We sang it in the opening of "If We Met In A Dream", didn't we?
And after that...
There's that karaoke...
It's called "Amateur Couple".
There's that karaoke...
It's a song by Taizo.
People who've seen it know...
Is there karaoke?
I thought of it, but I don't think it'll sell.
How much is it?
Two thousand yen.
Don't you record it?
No, I don't.
I recorded it on TV and put it in.
The sound is really bad!
You put the TV sound in like that?
It's a mask.
A mouthpiece.
It's not like that.
It's getting more and more...
...and more and more.
It's getting more and more...
...and more and more.
It's still not working.
It's really bad.
"p" and "g", made in syne.