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(rock music)
On the week she gave me a kiss, I said I'd wake her up.
But before that, let's have a wonderful Sunday toast to the sun!
Baby, come on in, welcome, welcome!
Let's get started on a love miracle summer day!
Baby, come on in, welcome, welcome!
Let's get started on a love miracle summer day!
This program is brought to you by Paula Kesho, Kirin Vivales, and T & G, as well as the famous train, Docter.
Let's get the numbers right!
Let's welcome our guest right away!
This week's guest is this person! Welcome!
Today's guest is me, Seigo Kobayashi-san!
It's the best!
As soon as you came in, your first movie! Your first movie!
How old are you now?
One hundred and twenty-nine years old.
How old are you now?
I'm twenty-nine years old.
What are you talking about? One hundred and twenty-nine years old!
Yes, I'm twenty-nine years old.
Then don't ask me!
Now, let's see your numbers!
My numbers? I've never heard of it.
Now, please!
Twenty-four!
If you're watching on TV or at work, here's the answer!
Twenty-four!
Now, let's go with "no hint"!
I went back to the underworld twenty-four times!
That's a good number!
I didn't say it!
I said it because I agreed with you!
I didn't say it!
Twenty-four is...
Say it!
It's music, isn't it?
Let's go with number three!
Three!
Songs!
It's not songs!
Songs...
It's about music, isn't it?
Yes, it's number one!
It's number one!
"Kikiwanchan Daikousen" (a famous Japanese song)
Use it!
Number three!
"Hakamura" (a famous Japanese song)
Use it!
Isn't it funny?
Yes!
"Fune Toshiro" (a famous Japanese song)
What is this picture?
It's normal.
Yes!
What is it?
"Kuni Rentaro" (a famous Japanese song)
Get away from me!
Yes!
"Kamihirosu" (a famous Japanese song)
Get away from me!
You guys are serious!
Yes!
"Hensei" (a famous Japanese song)
You guys are serious!
"Hensei" (a famous Japanese song)
"Hensei"!
What is it?
"Nijiyuuyo" (a famous Japanese song)
"Nijiyuuyo"?
What lotion did you use?
Who said that?!
I was about to die!
Where are you?!
Why did you suddenly come?!
Well, the lotion was...
You guys are serious!
I used "Komemuka Bijin" (a famous Japanese song)
Hey you!
What did you say? "Komemuka Bijin"?
I used "Komemuka Bijin" (a famous Japanese song)
Don't say things you don't know!
I don't know!
What lotion did you use?
"Teki" (a famous Japanese song)
"Band" (a famous Japanese song)
"Tsubu" (a famous Japanese song)
"Band"? "Band"?
"Band"!
"Band" is too close!
"Band"?
Is there such a lotion?
Is it close?
"Band"?
It's big.
I see, I see...
"Group" and "Band", right?
"Group" is too close!
What is this?
"Trio"?
It's not "Trio"!
Okay! "Member"!
Stay away from me!
"Member", "group"...
I know! I know!
"Band"!
What is it? "Dan"!
What is it? "Juso"!
"Gumi"!
"Dan", "juso"
"Gumi"!
"Gumi"! "24", "gumi"!
Please come in!
The question about music was good.
It was a good question.
Most of the answers were correct.
That's right.
Well, let's start with Kino.
I gave a song to a couple of 24 people.
How about this? "Chichikuri Mango"!
What does "couple" mean?
It's like a "cupid of love".
You gave a song to people you know.
I see. That's "24 songs".
Yes.
I see.
Both of you.
You made a group of 24 people.
I see.
Yes, Itao-kun.
Yes.
I made a group of 24 people for four years and was in charge of "fruit".
Because you were good at speaking.
Yes.
It's exactly the same as mine.
Really?
Yes.
You made a song for a couple of 24 people.
How about this? "Chichikuri Mango".
It's exactly the same.
I'm sure you're lying!
It's not true!
You're lying!
You can't lie!
You're lying!
Why didn't you say so right away?
It's not like that.
Why didn't you say so?
I was scared!
What?
I was a vocalist of a band of 24 members.
I see.
When I was in middle school, 24 members in one year.
No, I really don't know about this.
Then, Mr. Secretary, please tell us the correct answer.
Please give us the correct answer!
When I was in college, I was a vocalist in a 24-member band.
Ah, I see.
He was a vocalist in a 24-member band.
Ah, I see.
You're correct!
I'm sorry, but you're correct!
Then, Mr. Secretary, please tell us the correct answer!
This is...
His band.
Yes.
At first, this...
The ban on drug trafficking and trade negotiations.
What?
In short, a ban on drug trafficking band.
A ban on drug trafficking band.
This is the first band I joined when I entered college.
Is that Seikimatsu after that?
Yes, Seikimatsu is the second band.
What?
So, the remaining 22 bands have been doing Seikimatsu for a long time.
Oh, I see.
You've been doing Seikimatsu for a long time.
Yes, we formed Seikimatsu when we were one year old.
We've been doing it for ten years now.
Who came up with this band name?
Band name?
Yes.
Most of us came up with it.
23's "Hashiri Habatobi".
The band name "Hashiri Habatobi" is...
It's a band name I've been thinking about for a long time.
It's kind of lame.
When you join more than ten bands,
you start to think cool band names are lame.
You start to think cool band names are lame.
One day we all came up with the lamest band name in Japan.
"Hashiri Habatobi" is lame.
There are three other lame ones.
"Funa" (ship)
"Nendo" (clay)
"Nendo" is good.
Okay! It's "Nendo"!
If you say it like that, it's "Nendo"!
"Nendo" is lame.
There's one more. "Udo".
How about "Kutsushita"?
"Kutsushita" looks pretty cool.
How about "mozuku"?
What is "mozuku"?
Do you know what that is?
"Aki ni wa shoukyouten" was it?
"Aki ni wa shoukyouten" and "daikyouten" both.
What is your real name?
"Deimo" (demon)
I thought you were going to say it.
The correct answer is "24".
Thank you very much, "Deimo".
That's all for today.
Deimo
In this thin and dirty world,
if there is only one truth,
it may be love.
People are more beautiful and stronger because of love.
There are two people who believe in the power of love and continue to fight day and night.
People call them "love love fire", which means marriage to them.
The Despicable Me
Akira, hang in there! Hang in there, Akira!
My poor face! There's zucchini in my face! I've never heard of that disease!
- It's killing me! I can't move my head! - Dear Lukmin.
Lucky!
You're making me sad. Lucky? What do you mean?
Mister Lucky, what is this?
It's a disease I'm good at. It's a disease in which mushrooms go into your face.
It's still there, isn't it?
Can you remove it this time?
Yes, you can.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
See?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Oh, there's a double-sided tape under the mushroom!
See?
The fever has gone down, hasn't it?
Where did you get it?
Where's the camera?
It's so good!
Can we eat it if we get rid of the mushroom?
Is it that easy?
That being said, you have orders.
What?
Go to France right now.
Have you found Messiah?
Yes, at the Louvre Museum.
At the Louvre Museum?
Go right now.
Right now?
Yes.
And then you'll secretly take it out.
But you don't have to rush.
No, you don't have to rush.
Someone might steal it.
Someone might steal it first.
No, that's not it!
Is there anyone else?
Yes, there is!
Who is it?
If you say who it is, you'll know.
It's a double-sided tape!
Take it out!
France! France!
France!
This is the Louvre Museum.
So this is the Louvre Museum!
The Louvre Museum?
That's right!
The museum is over there!
Be careful! Don't go in there!
Someone's coming!
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
What is it?
Let's go!
Someone's coming!
Let's run!
Let's go!
The Louvre Museum
Let's eat.
This is pretty good.
What's that?
Let's hurry up!
Messiah Stone! Messiah Stone! Messiah Stone!
Akira!
Where in the world is Messiah Stone?
You're right!
Oh!
Isn't it that?
That's it!
How unmoved you are!
Isn't it that?
You got it faster than I thought!
That's right!
Well, let's go!
Wait!
Be careful!
Put on your glasses!
Wow, Akira!
You bastard!
I don't know if you call it a one-way street.
You're making me dizzy.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Then we can't go anywhere.
What should we do?
No, you know what?
I have a plan.
Look this way!
That's it!
Come on!
That's it!
Get in! Get in!
That's it!
Your face is red.
You said it before!
Why did you say it?
What should we do?
There's no way we can do it.
I know!
It was just a little game.
What?
Just say it.
Hey!
If you have a plan like that, get up and do it!
Let's do it!
That's so cool, Akira!
Isn't it amazing?
Look at me!
I see! Now we just have to tell him.
Yes!
We just have to tell him and go over there.
Yes!
I'll go over there.
You're amazing!
You're a man at times like this!
Let's do it!
Yes!
You're a man at times like this!
You're amazing!
Look at me!
Hurry up and do it!
Yes!
If you don't hurry up, the security guard might come!
I know!
Everything's ready!
Of course!
I'm going to pack up and go home.
Yes!
Yes?
Yes!
What is it?
How is it?
Megumi! What is it?
What's wrong with you?
Megumi, come on!
I knew it!
But I'm glad you made up your mind.
I don't know about that, Megumi...
I won't say it again.
So...
What do you think about it, Megumi?
What's wrong with you, Akira? You're acting weird today!
What's wrong with your voice?
What?
You're Yamada Yasuo!
What?
If you don't put this on, you'll miss it, won't you?
Who are you?!
I'm sorry. It's my birthday.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
No, it's not like that...
Where's Akira?!
Akira? Give up!
No, I'm not giving up!
He's sleeping over there.
What?!
Excuse me for a moment.
No, I'm sorry.
Where are you going?!
Akira!
So that's what it looks like!
I'm tired of being a messiah!
It can't be helped!
Let's go to Ojinga!
That's the only way!
Right?!
Let's go!
Ojinga!
You bastard!
Catch me!
That was close!
Hang in there!
Just a little more! Catch me!
Hey, Ojinga!
Hey!
Hey, Ojinga!
Hey, catch me!
Ojinga, be careful!
Ojinga!
Ojinga, hang in there!
Don't look at me with your eyes!
Look at me with your heart!
If you look at me with your heart, I'm sure you can catch me!
Hang in there, Ojinga!
Idiot!
Hey, hey!
You look like you're having fun, Alphan.
Of course I'm having fun!
Me too!
Huh?
Can you do something about it?
Roger that!
Ha ha ha!
Ah! This way!
Walk!
Well done! Well done!
Ah, we're out of the way!
Yeah, that's right!
Well, shall we go?
What?
Ruffan!
Huh?
Ruffan!
Oh!
Oh, Rujiko-chan!
Let's go, Ruffan!
Ah!
Oh, it hurt!
Wait a minute!
Before you do that,
will you give me this jewel as a present?
Oh, Rujiko-chan, please!
I'll do anything for you!
Thank you!
You're caught, Ruffan!
Huh?
For what you did earlier!
Ha ha ha!
You did well, mentee!
Ha ha ha!
I won't say it again!
Take this!
Ruffan, you're under arrest!
W-wait a minute!
Huh?
You know what?
I don't need that jewel!
See you later!
Don't do it!
It's been a long time since I came back from a trip like this.
Earlier, Ruffan...
With his blond hair...
Ha ha ha!
It's my first time seeing Ruffan like this!
Of course, Ruffan was aiming for it!
Of course!
What is this?!
Eh?!
Akira-bun, Megumi-chan...
It seems like I have a better chance of winning!
He he he!
I, Ruffan, agree!
Gaaaaah!
Gaaaaah! He got me!
What is it?
This...
I'm sure you like it, but...
I wanted to use it as a French nightstand...
Excuse me!
Wait, wait, wait!
Excuse me!
We also didn't have enough nightstands!
But you guys didn't pay the rent this month!
That has nothing to do with it!
It has nothing to do with it!
It seems like nightstands are very popular on the streets!
Why?!
Because nightstands are so popular!
Gaaaaah!
You guys, look!
That is...
Kossu's secret method!
It's true!
We searched for it for about six months!
We finally found it!
But professor!
What is it?
To get to the secret method, we have to cross this swamp...
Will it be okay?
Let's check it out!
Yes!
Huh?
It's cleaner than I thought!
It's fine! It's fine! It's cleaner than I thought!
With this, we can go all the way to the other side with just a little help!
You guys are in trouble, so I'm counting on you!
I won't leave it to you!
Thank you, Father!
Now you're a big star!
Does a star have anything to do with it?
That's right! You'll be in trouble tomorrow!
It'll be hard work! I'm counting on you!
Yes! Do your best!
I'm counting on you!
Here I go!
Hey! Hiroo-kun, say something!
Help him!
Yes, sir!
Imo-chan, are you okay?!
With this, today's class is over!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Manager, you were following me!
What were you doing?!
I'm sorry!
Are you going to be in the magazine?
I'm trying to cover it up with money so it won't happen.
I'm not embarrassed about it!
I want to open up with him as soon as possible!
What are you doing?!
You idiot!
It's not about being embarrassed or not being embarrassed!
This is an issue of image!
It's best to solve it with money!
Thank you for being able to solve it with money!
I came out twice without asking for compensation!
You should say something too!
The most important thing for me is...
You're right, president!
No! I want to love like a normal girl!
And I want to walk with him!
What are you talking about?!
You're a waste of my image!
Get out of my sight!
No!
Don't be shy!
Hey you!
What's up with you guys?!
We are the cranes that have crossed the Pacific Ocean!
And you are...
We are the cranes that have crossed the Pacific Ocean!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, oh, oh!
Hey, you there, Mr. President!
Why are you so angry?
No, no, no!
Even if you are an idol, you are still human!
Take away your freedom! Take it! Take it!
More naturally!
More freely!
Say yeah!
Say yeah, yeah, yeah!
Say yeah, yeah!
We are the Crab Brothers!
We'll be caught about seven more times.
I don't know about that!
Hello!
Today we are at Tokyo Tokyo Unified Fuchiu East High School Biology Room.
At this school, they use our songs in their lessons.
That's right.
So we're going to sing together today.
Yes.
Could you please introduce your teachers?
Yes.
He's a Northern Science teacher and a Western Science teacher.
Nice to meet you!
I've got the sheet music.
Yes, thank you.
I'll introduce you.
It's like this.
Yes.
Well then, let's get started.
The lyrics are here.
Yes.
I'd like to start.
Yes.
It's Hissu Amino-san's song.
Yes.
That's right.
Yes.
Hissu Amino-san's song.
Trick or bowing.
Is it my turn to wish you a light year?
It's almost fall.
That's right.
It's fall!
What can I do for you?
You should go to bed soon.
You! Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
What are you doing?!
Who's the one who kidnapped you crying on Christmas Eve?!
You have to do it properly!
I've been dancing since I was half-dead!
The atmosphere is different!
I'll go! I'll go again today!
I won't say small things again and again!
You! You have to do it properly! Balance!
Have you balanced? Balance yourself!
There you go! Did you do it?
Did you do it?
Yes!
Then I'll go next!
One, two, three, four...
You!
You have to do it properly!
You have to do it properly! Where did you touch?!
You have to do it properly!
One, two, three, four...
You!
You have to do it like a butterfly, you fool!
You!
Do you understand?!
I'll play a song for you!
I'll go!
I didn't have time to think of a song!
I'll go!
Cherry blossoms...
...in the...
...sky in...
...Sarai!
It's so bright...
You!
You have to do it properly!
Do you understand?!
Try hitting me!
Move aside!
I can't do the same thing twice...
Teacher, you're scary!
I'll go!
I'll play a song for you!
Do you understand?!
Yes!
Music, start!
You!
You have to do it like a butterfly, you fool!
You!
You have to do it like a butterfly, you fool!
I feel like I'm going to break.
A.D. who works in a glamorous music industry with sweat and tears.
This is a story of love and emotion where one A.D. overcomes many difficulties and grows.
Hot blood! A.D. Declaration! West Side Story!
On September 14th, our show was nominated for the Golden Galaxy Award for best television show.
More beer! Beer!
How much is it?
It's not funny at all!
Get out of here!
This is preparation for the award party, president!
Award party, you say?
Wasn't that show nominated for the Golden Galaxy Award?
That's what I heard on the phone.
Is that true?
That's why you're dressed up like that. It's a bit gorgeous, isn't it?
I forced Neia to go to the Guns concert.
But I thought Neia was in a foreign band.
I don't know about that, either.
What are you doing? Get out of here!
President.
When will we get that award-winning phone call?
I don't know.
Yes, yes, yes!
It won't be long before we get it!
We'll announce the results of the judging process first!
Oh, will you?
One, two, three, four!
Today we have great news for you all.
Hamada Masato and Shinya Yamada.
Was it the first or the second?
No, it wasn't!
What are you laughing for? I'm not!
You're laughing like "ohhh"
I'm serious!
I thought you were kidding!
I was so happy!
You're the one who's laughing like this!
It's not funny!
I'm reporting the weekly news!
I know!
Boss, listen to me.
According to the information we've gotten...
...there are only three left until the final election.
One of them is Chinggis Khan, the leader of the great Mongolian prairie.
He's a socialist.
And the second one is Tokyo Tribunal's "Behind the Truth" made by Kanto TV.
And the third one is...
...Ari no Isshou...
...made by Gaga West Side.
What's that supposed to mean?
The third one is...
Don't talk so much!
You're talking too much!
There's no way you can win the Galaxy Award like that!
But you know...
...compared to other works of ours...
...we don't have a lot of budget.
That's not good!
If you don't have a lot of budget, fix it!
But you know...
...even if you have a big scale and a lot of budget...
...it doesn't mean you can make a great work of art.
Just like us...
...we have one...
"Us"?
"Us" you say?
Just like us...
...the kind of warmth we have...
...and the work we have achieved...
...is what makes us worthy of the award.
That's right, Tao!
President, he wants to say...
...he's calling his fans and asking where they are.
I'm not saying anything bad, but you really...
What do you want?
Don't say such things!
You can't win an award just like that.
But... President!
Don't worry!
What?
In my opinion, you have plenty of time.
Really?
No, I think you'll get a call in about ten minutes, so please trust me and wait for a while!
Ten minutes, huh? Ten minutes is a long time.
No, no, no! Boss! To kill time, please use my Yasukibushi!
You're a 20s idiot!
I'll kill you!
You're still a 20s idiot!
This is tough!
I don't know you!
Then don't laugh!
No, no, no!
Kurano-san!
Huh?
You don't have time for that!
I don't know you!
Okay?
In these ten minutes, I want you to practice your speech for when you lose!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Of course! It's an award everyone wants!
If you lose, you won't be able to give a speech!
Don't say that all of a sudden!
There's a mic over there, so let's practice for a bit!
I don't know you!
You don't have time for practice!
From now on, I'll be your host!
Right? I'll introduce you!
If you're introduced, please give a speech!
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
This is the winner's speech! Please welcome him with applause!
I am Hamada, president of Wasteside.
Today, I am very happy to receive such a wonderful award.
Please allow me to...
President!
It's old!
I was thinking of hitting you.
Are you listening?
I am the president of Wasteside's production company!
What are you going to do with an old greeting like that?
Don't say it so suddenly...
President!
Yes?
Please show me the speech.
All right.
I will introduce it.
Thank you for waiting.
It is the winner's speech!
Thank you for having me.
I am a pensioner.
The speech is quite difficult, isn't it?
Do you know what "speech" means?
Shall I explain it to you?
"Spotlight"...
"Spot"...
"Blood"...
"Dick"...
"Blood"...
"Dick"...
Is this speech possible?
It's almost a blackout.
President!
Now is the time for a speech with impact.
That's right.
Don't surprise me like that.
I don't know.
It's not helpful.
Don't say it so suddenly.
President!
Please show me the speech.
All right.
Thank you for waiting.
It is the winner's speech!
Ha ha ha!
Why did you die?
What are you talking about?
I'm not talking about anything!
You don't know where you're going?
What do you mean?
This is going to be cruel!
Forget it, Itaro!
Let's do this!
We'll leave the speech to the president.
We're doing this to make it more dramatic.
What's funny about it?
It's what you said about being greedy.
I'm sorry.
Can I say something?
Don't hide it!
We'll leave the speech to the president.
We're doing this to make it more dramatic.
Really?
For example...
If the president is about to give a speech...
What will you do?
You'll end up crying like a man!
How about a speech that will make you cry?
Crying like a man?
I won't cry!
That's right!
That's why I've prepared this onion.
I'll put it in my nose.
Should I eat it?
Should I put it in my eyes?
President!
Are you okay?
Why are you crying?
It hurts!
If you're crying, you should do it!
I'm sorry for intruding.
Go!
Call him!
I know!
Call him!
Yes, West Side!
Are you okay?
Yes!
I'm fine!
Really?
Is it decided?
Thank you!
I'll definitely participate in the award ceremony!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
It's so ugly!
You haven't done it yet!
It hurts here too!
Give it up, president!
I did it!
I'm happy!
I'm so happy!
I'm going to win the Golden Galaxy Award!
That was my dream!
I'm so happy!
Hey!
What?
Golden Galaxy Award?
Yes!
It's a dream!
What?
Golden Galaxy Award?
Yes!
It's impossible for a small company like ours to win it!
What are you talking about?
Did you hear it yourself?
It's decided!
What?
Do you need it?
What? Do you need it?
Do you need it?
You don't need it, do you?
But, from the beginning, I've never seen "Golden Galaxy".
You've never seen "Golden Galaxy", have you?
So, it's impossible for me!
But you should have written it down and given it to me.
A memo?
Yes!
Who gave it to you?
I don't know.
Yayoi?
Yayoi? She gave it to you!
Hey!
She gave it to you, didn't she?
You're the one who gave it to her!
No, no! I gave it to you properly!
What?
No, no!
So, I thought about it and gave it to Ryogo.
Oh!
Ryogo?
Oh!
Come here!
No, no! Wait a minute!
If that's the case...
What?
You gave it to me earlier, didn't you?
Who?
I asked you if you were okay behind Yayoi's collar.
Hey!
What's up with you?
Oh!
Is it still hot?
Why does it hurt?
Is this OK?
Take off your mask.
OK! The one who will battle with Yayoi Neyan today is...
her!
Ladies' Warrior Sawayaka-san!
She's a modern woman. She's definitely weak.
You're still a child!
Ready!
Yay!
Please.
I'll lose.
I'll carry you.
Thank you very much!
(Yayoi Neyan)
Unicorn CD and goods present call!
Last year's ending was Unicorn's "Who are you coming for?"
Today, Unicorn will release singles one by one.
Five albums in one group.
That's what we'll do.
So there are five albums?
There are five albums.
We'll release singles one by one.
And goods like hats and T-shirts and necklaces.
Today's topic is necklaces!
Unicorn goods.
Five albums in one group!
And those goods as well!
We'll release singles one by one!
Only singles?
We should release singles one by one!
We want it! We really want it!
We'll release singles one by one!
Unicorn goods and CDs!
We'll send them to you!
We're looking forward to it!
The ending will be like this.
Also, September 8th is our movie's birthday!
Daddy, you're crying.
I'm not crying!
Happy Birthday!
Anyway, I'll turn it off now.
Happy Birthday!
I'm sorry.
You're such a pain in the ass.
Who told you to come here?
Oh, you know...
And, Matsuo-san...
And, Hamada-san...
From now on...
You'll be on your own.
I'm still embarrassed, so let me do it.
What are you talking about?
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm serious.
What?
A message card.
What?
A message card.
There's a message card inside.
Read it first.
What?
Read it first.
I always want to be with you, so I'll read it again.
Open it up!
It's my present!
Open it up!
Hama-chan, look at it properly!
Open it up and read it!
Hey, hold it up.
Are you stupid?!
THE END.