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Let's guess the numbers!
Yes, yes!
The guests of this show will appear with numbers in their hands.
Let's guess what those numbers have to do with each other!
The first one to answer is...
These people!
Let's take a look!
This week's guests are...
These people!
Please train me!
I don't want to win!
Please sit down!
Let me introduce you again!
This week's guests are...
These people!
Most of them are girls!
Let's get started!
These are your numbers!
These are your answers!
Fifty-four!
Let's start with "no hint"!
Yes!
Of the fifty-four people, I stood out!
Who is in the fifty-four people?
Among them...
There are fifty-four people, but...
I stood out!
In the past...
Yes!
Now...
Of the fifty-four people, I have the highest tension!
But who is it?!
Who are the other fifty-three people?!
That's what you just said!
Yes!
The fifty-fifth person is amazing!
It's increasing!
It's increasing, isn't it?!
It's funny!
It's funny that you have the same face as me!
Yes!
Now...
The pressure number is fifty-four percent!
Yes!
Ha ha ha!
No, I'm a guest.
Still a guest.
Ryu, don't get mad like that!
Don't overdo it!
Oh you're young and you're already acting like this.
Even better.
Still Ryu.
Not good enough.
Sorry, I'm also watching you.
I want you to stay there.
What kind of person is he usually like?
Usually?
A normal person.
A stubborn person?
It's not an ordinary person.
It's a sea urchin!
- Let's say sea urchin! - Sea!
- Sea!
- No!
You're lying!
It's a sea urchin!
You're lying!
You...
I know you're going to cry, but if you say it now, you won't cry anymore!
Is it a shell?
It's a shell!
A shell?
Yes, 54 shells!
54 shells...
Yes, if you'll excuse me...
In the past, I was a delmo.
Yes, yes, yes...
I don't approve of it, but...
Somehow, I appeared in "Men's Nonnon" 54 times...
Ah, I see...
Yes...
How about that? In magazines...
Yes, in magazines...
In "Model Age", I only appeared about four times...
Yes...
Then, what kind of...
Also, I was in a newspaper called "New Family" in Shinho Bank...
Also, I played the role of the manager of a Capriolet store...
That's not a "model" role!
Well, I was a model for now...
How much money did you get in one episode?
Ah, that's a good question...
So, if you say it now...
I think it's going to be a huge amount of money, but...
I think it's going to be about my class...
At that time...
Yes, it's a little sad, but...
Maybe you got it wrong, but...
What is it?
About 15,000 yen...
Well, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
I can't give you more than that!
5 years ago, 54 times...
At that time, I got about 15,000 yen...
I'm really grateful for it!
Well, let's move on...
Let's start with Hiro!
Yes!
54 times, you worked part-time...
I see...
Can I ask you something?
Your eyebrows...
Hey, stop it!
I see...
Well, it wasn't popular at the time, so...
I worked part-time...
54 times!
I worked part-time...
I see...
Yes, Ryoko!
It's the same for me, but...
You worked various kinds of part-time jobs!
I worked various kinds of part-time jobs...
54 times!
Okay, what else?
What else is there?
54 times, I stole Konto's wallet in the afternoon...
What are you talking about?
You stole his wallet!
Oh, my wallet...
I just bought it for myself.
What did you buy it for?
I don't know...
I'll tell you...
If you write it here, I'll tell you!
Huh?
Why did you write it in a book?
It's 600 yen!
I'm sorry...
It was lonely, so...
I'm sorry...
In the end, it was sold out in one go!
So, if you all went out like that...
You could only get about 10,000 yen.
I see...
But there wasn't anyone like that!
So...
54 times, I talked in my part-time job...
Uh...
I talked...
I talked in my part-time job...
Yes, Masato-kun.
I think you're a model. You know, in the newspaper flyers...
...you know, you're like this...
You're a model.
In the flyers...
Yes, 54.
...you know, you're like a giant.
Yes, I know.
I was like that for 54 years.
Write it with your handwriting!
I can't read it!
I see. Now, we all have our answers!
Let's start with you, Ru-san!
The answer is...
Well, in my part-time job...
...for one year...
...I was a wedding host 54 times.
I see, I see.
You were a wedding host 54 times?
For one year.
Well, for one year...
...it's 52 weeks...
...so I did it once a week.
You did it, right?
Well, you were a host for a part-time job...
...and you were like a giant!
That's not true!
Actually, it's a wedding...
I've heard of it!
Of course you have!
You did it once a week.
Well, you know...
...most of the time it's three times a day...
...and sometimes I get tired.
Can you talk like that?
Of course I can!
Of course you can!
What are you talking about?
I'm a Chekhov actor!
What?
Chekhov!
I did Shakespeare...
You must have made mistakes!
For example, I made a mistake with my name...
...and I asked the host...
...but he said he didn't ask me that...
...and I said I wouldn't talk about it...
I see.
What do you do in those cases?
In those cases...
...I become a fool.
I become a fool...
...and I think about what I should do...
...but I can't make a fool of myself...
...so I just move on.
So, dear bride and groom...
...dear bride and groom...
...I mean, host...
You're lying!
I'm not!
You're lying!
I'm serious!
Believe me!
I did all of that...
...and I was also a wedding host...
...and I was also a model...
...a model for flyers...
...and I also worked part-time...
You were also a briefer!
I wasn't a briefer...
...but...
...well...
...it's weird!
I hate it when people say I'm a briefer...
You are!
You like it, don't you?
Do you still do it sometimes?
No, I don't.
Sometimes...
...when people say it...
You do it!
So, sometimes...
...when people ask me what I do...
...it's from my company or my agency...
You do it, don't you?
You do it!
So, sometimes...
You do it!
So, it's only once...
You do it!
I don't do it for 54 days...
You don't...
Sometimes...
But now...
Now you do it...
...it's amazing, isn't it?
I don't care about money...
I do it for my feelings!
What? Really?
I'm serious!
It doesn't matter how much you drink...
...I do it.
For how much?
It doesn't matter how much you drink...
For example, if you say...
"Excuse me, sir...
...can you do me a favor?"
And you say...
It's not much, but...
And you look inside...
Even if it's 10,000 yen...
...I don't get mad.
It's a matter of feelings...
...what I do...
I just say...
You can't drink 10,000 yen!
You say it!
That's right...
I say it...
Can you do me a favor?
I don't think about it when I get married...
Oh, you don't...
So, anyway...
The wedding...
You said "it's not much, but..."
And you did it!
So, well...
Why did you say it?
I just said it...
Oh, really?
Well, well...
You lost by a large margin...
You said it correctly!
Yes, yes...
It's over!
So, anyway...
Thank you very much!
That's all!
Thank you very much!
(EXPLOSION!)
In this thin and dirty world, there may be only one truth.
And that truth may be love!
People are beautiful and strong because of love!
There are two people who believe in such love and continue to fight day and night!
People call them "marriage pioneers" and "love, love, fire"!
During the war, Akira and Megucco fought a fierce battle against the dragon and finally obtained the Messiah Stone.
With that, the two of them headed for their hometown of Vega City, which was too far away for most people.
As they got closer and closer to Vega City, the huge meteorite grew faster and faster until it hit Vega City.
Will Akira and Megucco be able to save Vega City?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Akira and Megucco!
I was thinking about going on a space trip and this is my first time thinking about it!
I'm getting excited!
It may not be a space trip, but a marriage trip!
Oh! Oh! What is it?
You're tearing it apart!
Even if you're happy, if you go to Vega City, my wife will laugh at me!
I'll take it off for you, so take it off!
Hurry up and take it off!
Here you go!
If you don't take it off, you won't be able to take it off!
Here you go!
Hurry up and take it off!
Here you go!
Hurry up and take it off!
Hey!
What is it?
Can you be quiet?
I'm tired of fighting against Ryu.
Can you go to sleep?
It's okay.
You are driving so hard.
I can't sleep.
Can you go to sleep?
I can't help it.
You are fast!
Megupei! Megupei!
Look!
It was just a dream!
What dream?
It was such a good place!
What's wrong with you?
It's on! It's on!
What? Really?
Ah! Ah! That's the Pegasus!
That's it! That's it!
All right! Let's land!
Let's do it quickly!
I'm excited!
All passengers, stop the fourth and third engines!
Stop the second engine!
All right, Ojinga!
From Flying Ojinga, switch to Ojinga Z!
Flying Ojinga Z
Wow, that's great!
These people are cheering for us, right?
Yes, Akira Fire, Megumi Fire...
We came back with Messiah Storm!
O...O...Ojinga...
Ojinga, say something to everyone.
How about I make an American Joke for you?
Yes, yes.
Okay, Ojinga!
Do the American Joke!
O...O...Ojinga, say something to everyone.
Yes, yes.
Okay, let's do the American Joke!
It happened a few days ago...
When I boarded a foreign flight...
From Japan to the US...
For my stepson, Steve!
There was a time when I got body kicked by J-Gun.
Come here! Here's what I'm going to say. You have a gun, don't you?
So I said...
No, I don't have a gun. Do you have a busker gun?
It seems like everyone is happy.
Let's get off, let's get off, let's get off.
Let's go!
The Begasians are about to embark on a historic journey.
We, the Begasians' heroes, Akira Fire and Meguppe Fire, are about to take our first step back home.
Please come in!
Hello!
Well, what can I say?
You are the first in space history since the beginning of history!
Welcome, you two!
The people of Japan have gathered together like this!
I have some advice for you two.
Yes, what is it?
It's a show called "Test no Koya".
It's a ghost show with an audience rating of 85% in Begasia.
Well, this audience is actually a ghost itself!
But when you two come out, it's a beautiful sight!
But don't you think we might get in trouble?
What are you talking about?
Please come out!
Got it! It's nice of you to remind us!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
Today's guest is very famous in Vegas.
Please introduce yourself.
Akira Haya.
And this is...
Begpe Haya!
Begpe Haya.
You two have a great pose.
The little kids are looking forward to it.
Oh, really?
Please do.
You're so cool! I'm getting nervous!
Okay, let's do it.
This is funny!
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Begpe Haya!
Akira Haya!
Begpe Haya!
Hara Hara!
It's like that.
Can I try it?
Please do.
Cool! Cool!
What is it?
It's nothing like that.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little old.
Can you do it one more time?
Please do it properly.
If you do it too much, you'll use up your power.
It's okay.
Hara Hara!
Akira Haya!
Begpe Haya!
Akira Haya!
Begpe Haya!
Hara Hara!
Hara Haya!
I'm sorry.
Hore miro?
Hore miro is...
It's different.
It's like... like this.
Can you do it one more time?
One, two...
See you next week. Goodbye.
Let's go home!
Wahoho! Thank you very much for taking care of me today!
You're welcome! You're welcome!
Today, I would like to gather you all...
...as you know...
...to avoid our planet from colliding with a giant meteorite!
We are going to hold a ceremony!
Ladies and gentlemen, and father and mother!
Double love fire, both of you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Let's have Messiah Stone...
...be installed by Megumi and Akira!
Please!
Yay!
Akira, hurry up and bring Messiah Stone!
Yes!
What a moment of excitement!
You've worked hard!
My heart is pounding!
Me too!
Hurry up!
It's here!
What? Is it this big?
The dragon had it...
...but we have this much.
I saw it in my dream...
What dream are you talking about?
It's my selfishness, but...
Open it!
It's this one!
Ladies and gentlemen...
...don't miss this moment of excitement!
I can't wait!
What's going on?
Calm down!
Ladies and gentlemen...
...let's pray together!
Let's do it!
What are you doing?
Let's do it!
Hold it!
What's going on?
Sorry!
If you pray here...
...it's fine!
Akira, are you okay?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Megumi, let's go!
Ready...
Go!
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going home.
If I die, you'll come and get me.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Akira.
What are you doing?
You think we're heroes, don't you?
Idiot!
They took the wrong stone and took it back.
Even the children have become idiots.
Love Lampire!
This is not the time to cry!
What will you do?
Love Lampire!
THE END
You're right!
This is bad!
Let's cross this bridge and go one by one!
Wait a minute!
What?
Is there a trick behind this bridge?
There's no way!
It's a little light!
It's made of styrofoam!
But it's okay! We can do it!
Okay, you go first!
What?
You go first!
You can do it!
It's okay! It's okay!
That's all for today!
(audience laughing)
(metal clanging)
(knocking)
(laughing)
You're sleeping well, little girl.
What a cute face you have.
Looks like you're going to get some great blood today.
(knocking)
Oh, no!
(screaming)
Help me!
(laughing)
It's no use shouting.
Everyone around you was given blood by me, Dracula.
You're the only one left.
You're not afraid of light at all.
(screaming)
Not even garlic.
(screaming)
(laughing)
Are you trying to purify me?
(laughing)
It's a cross! Don't die!
A cross doesn't work either!
(laughing)
You can't think of me like you do, Dracula.
I'm light, garlic, purification, cross...
None of them work!
Give up and be quiet!
(screaming)
I'm sorry!
(laughing)
I looked at the card, but I'm sorry!
(laughing)
(playing guitar)
Hello.
Today...
Yes.
We're in Kashiwa City, Chiba Prefecture...
Yes.
...at Reitaku High School.
That's right.
It's a huge place!
Yes!
(laughing)
Right?
(laughing)
Let's sing our prayers.
I made it.
You made it?
I made it.
Let's go.
It's a huge place!
(laughing)
How have you been?
(laughing)
(playing guitar)
Reitaku High School is where Abe lives.
He smoked a cigarette and became rich.
Mud.
Nyaaaaaaaaah!
Ah! Ah!
Hey, get up! Hey!
What's wrong with you?
It's nothing!
I told you last night, but we're going golfing today, so hurry up and wake me up!
I didn't say that!
You didn't say that! Huh?!
You said that golf is a very important sport!
No, I didn't say that!
You didn't say that!
You were just up late until very late in the morning!
But you're up all night. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?! You're making me nervous!
If you're nervous, you should have woken up earlier!
You're making me nervous, too!
Hey! Get out of here!
I'll make you go home as soon as possible.
I'm dead...
Well, now that we're done with the jungle's mystery, let's go to the jungle's mystery!
Mystery again...
Let's go to the jungle's mystery!
Now, this person will help me!
Yay!
Now, let's raise our hands!
Yes!
Yes, master!
Now, I'm going to bet on the jungle's scary "sokonashinuma"!
I see!
I'm betting on "sokonashinuma"!
You're betting!
I'm betting on gambling!
And you're betting on...?
If I get hooked, I'll just fall!
Ah, but you can't do it!
Your hand!
It was clean, wasn't it?
Ah!
It hurts!
Um, "monkey banana"!
I see!
You have it, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes, I do!
I'm betting on "monkey banana"!
You're betting!
Um, I'm betting on "hamada-san's chinchin"!
How much is it?
"Oku-san's hitokuchi"!
I lost!
What?
Eight hundred!
Um...
Ah! Marmel!
It hurts!
Yaboka!
Yes!
I'm betting on the jungle's...
You're betting!
...very, very scary "saba"!
And you're betting on...
"saba-ibaru"!
You're terrible!
You can do that, can't you?
You can do that, but I want to eat you.
Ouch!
I can't do it anymore.
I'm sorry.
Go!
Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir! - Bet on the jungle...
Bet on it!
...and the sight of star bowling.
That's how you do it!
Bet on the jungle...
I see. You don't know it, do you?
You're light.
- Bet on Tarzan! - Bet on him!
Bet on my grandpa's unicorn!
At that time...
He's my grandpa, you know.
Bet on Monkey Banana!
Bet on it!
Bet on Tarzan's chinchin.
At that time...
My wife won't eat me anymore.
You don't know it, do you?
- Bet on the jungle! - Bet on it!
- My grandmother's heart! - How about it?!
- You know what I mean, don't you? - That's it!
It was a big heart!
On the other side of the glamorous TV industry, AD is working with sweat and tears.
This is a story of love and emotion, where one AD overcomes countless difficulties and grows up.
Sweat and tears! AD's declaration! WEST SIDE STORY!
On August 17th, the production team that produces the show doesn't get along with the song's producer.
You guys don't even have a job!
- Boss! - What's wrong with you?!
- Get out of my way!
- What's wrong with you?! - Get out of my way!
You know what? That Kanto TV producer is coming today!
What?! Is it now?!
- Yes! - If he says he's coming, I'll be in trouble!
- Do you have a problem with that?! - No, not at all!
- I hope you do! - Don't you know that he's coming?!
- I'll be in trouble! - You'll be fine! I'm fine!
It's because you're hungry!
Recently, I've been walking down the street and kids have been calling me "Hey, Yano!"
My manager said, "Yayoi, you should have more of a young image! You'll be in trouble!"
- What did you say?! - You'll be in trouble!
- You should have more of a young image! - My manager said, "You'll be in trouble!"
- Don't make a fuss about it! - Boss!
- Yes? - Why is the producer coming here all of a sudden?
That's the problem!
- This is our world expression! - Listen carefully!
His beard is...
Yan yan yan yan yan yan.
It's really long.
Yan yan yan yan yan yan.
If it's that long...
Yan yan yan yan yan yan.
It's a locabilly.
Locabilly!
No.
No!
That's nonsense!
I understand.
Let's explain, Mr. Yuto.
Then, shall you ask him directly for the reason?
What? Is that bastard coming?
No, no, no!
If you have business with me, please come this way.
What is it?
Well, well, it's a dirty place, but please...
The line didn't say "bastard".
That's right!
That's my art right now!
Art! That's art!
That's art!
Please, please, please!
Well, well, it's a dirty place, but...
That's right!
Well, well, well...
Well, well, if you don't mind, please sit up here.
What is it today?
Actually...
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Why are you sitting on me?
No, no, instead of cushion...
Oh, if you don't mind...
Shall we do it the other way around?
It's embarrassing!
Please keep it.
You can't sit here and talk like that!
I'll go over there and talk.
Please, please, please!
This way, this way!
Actually...
Yes, yes, yes!
I heard a strange rumor.
A strange rumor? What is it?
People here are saying that my bad words are not true.
Bad words?!
That's right!
What is it, producer Asada?
Do you have bad taste?
Do you have bad money?
Do you have bad wealth?
Do you have bad relationships with men?
Do you have too much makeup?
What is it?!
It's crazy!
I didn't say anything like that!
That's right, no one said that!
When Asada-san sings, his eyes are up, but his voice is down!
That kind of rumor...
You should have said that from the beginning!
Where did that rumor come from?
The people of our company respect you very much, Producer Asada!
That's not true!
Really?
You're all crazy!
Then, President, let's do this!
Let's announce one by one how much we respect you, Producer Asada!
Ima-chan, you're saying that all of a sudden, but...
President!
It's okay!
Let me say it first!
Yes!
This company's...
Yes!
...Producer Asada...
Is it a company model?
It's a model!
...Producer Asada and...
...you can get married!
You're kidding!
Don't make fun of me!
How about it?
What do you think?
I only have one feeling.
What are you saying?!
This is both good and bad!
Don't make fun of me!
President, you're embarrassing me...
Take...take your shirt off!
It's all torn up!
Let's do it properly!
It's not like that!
You're making a big deal out of it!
Do it seriously!
Of course!
We don't need words to show our respect!
Me?
Chest? Heart? Feelings?
Oh, forget about it.
I respect you very much, producer Asada.
Those are my feelings.
You're lying!
Okay, okay, cool.
What's with you, you bastard?!
You're old, aren't you?
You're old, aren't you?!
With that gesture, nothing will happen!
What?!
I'll give you a song as a gift!
Huh?!
A song with all my heart!
"Yukata no kimi wa sezuki no..." (You're wearing a yukata and I'm wearing a sezuki...)
That's a secret!
You're trapped!
I won't let you go.
Asada-san, what do you think of me now?
I don't think there are many people who like me.
What are you talking about?!
All of us! All of us!
Asada producer, look at me!
Look at me when I'm serious!
Ah!
This is serious!
No, producer! The president is serious!
Look at me after that!
I can't do this!
One serious look!
One look and I can't do it!
I didn't think of that!
If you do that, you'll break your face!
Look!
It doesn't break!
This is for real!
Let's do it together!
Do it!
Stop it!
Ouch!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Are you crazy?
I don't know anything!
Don't talk!
If you say that to the producer,
this little company will be destroyed!
Right, producer?
Yes, you're right.
Wait a minute!
Asada producer...
Are you Asada-san?
Of course, our president is a big idiot who doesn't know how to talk.
But you know, it's better for him to hit you in the chest than for you to say beautiful things just by looking up.
Isn't it good?
I've come to think of it.
Are you the type of person who wants to gather only your Yes-men around you?
I-it's bad!
That's right. That's right.
I-ta-o? Jan?
I don't need "jan".
Your words just now...
My... well...
To my heart...
To your mellow heart...
It's like you just... it's like you just fit in.
It's like you really understood me.
In this agency...
Wait a minute! What is this cultural festival-like thing?
Are you really a Yakuza?
I was so nervous that I killed you!
You're a big idiot!
I-it's bad!
That's right. I-it's bad!
Your words just now...
I-it's bad!
To my mellow heart...
It's like you just fit in.
It's like you really understood me.
I-it's bad!
I'm sorry!
By the way...
By the way, why was our company suspected of it?
Well, it's a trivial matter, but...
Yes.
We couldn't deliver the space ship from here.
My...
You couldn't deliver the space ship?!
That's not possible! I told you to send it properly!
What's wrong with you?!
Now that we've cleared the misunderstanding, let's celebrate!
You too, Harada-san. Let's celebrate!
Hey! Wait a minute.
What is it?
I told you to send me and Asada-producer this wine!
Wait a minute.
So you're saying I made that wine my own?
What's wrong with you?!
I'm begging you! I made this wine as a space ship!
Who... who are you?!
Hey! Who are you?!
There you are!
How rude!
Hey! You!
I told you to send it properly! It's written on the top and bottom!
Sorry, I didn't know!
Like a space ship...
You sent it now?!
You tricked me!
I was tricked...
Who is it?!
Oh, sorry!
Who is it?!
What's wrong with you?
Huh?
What's wrong with you?
Who is it?!
The one who will fight you is...
As I thought!
It's this person again!
It's a good life!
Who is it?!
You bastard! You've decided your pose, haven't you?!
It's an interesting pose, isn't it?!
It's decided!
Get ready!
Let's do it seriously!
Right?!
Sangman, you're a fighter and you're being pushed, so don't be serious!
It doesn't make sense!
Get out of the way!
Ready!
I'm scared...
What are you doing?!
You scared me!
Go!
Leave me alone!
Stop it!
E-Eddy got me!
Go home!
Go for it!
You are so weak!
Let's have Mr. Yamashita do it.
Are you kidding me?
I'm worried about you.
It's gone.
You are so weak!
Wow!
You blew away my cancer.
If I had another chance, I would do it again.
All right, all right.
You are funny.
It's time for "Gottsu-no-Kanji-Kikuri"!
Nice to meet you. I'm Yokohama. I'm 15 years old. My name is Kazuhiro Sanaka.
Good evening, everyone.
I'm going to tell you a sad story.
On July 22nd, Wednesday... Huh? "TVK TV"... Where is it?
Oh, Kanagawa. "TV Kanagawa".
At 11:30 p.m. on a program called "Cyber Meme", Yokohama said this again and again...
In the first segment of "Tozai News", Yokohama said...
Osaka people don't speak politely, so I can't help it when I hear dirty words.
If you're going to deny it, remember it!
What do you think as an Osaka person?
Well, it's true that we're dirty...
If you ask me if we're pretty, I can't say we're pretty, but...
It's just what Yoko says.
No, no!
Osaka people don't say "I hate you".
If you say "I hate you", it means you're an Osaka person!
Yes, you're an Osaka person!
And besides, you're our parents!
Parents!
A single person, a genius, a once-in-a-lifetime experience...
You're denying everything!
You're not an Osaka person!
Do you think you're gone?
Osaka people don't say dirty words!
It's not "dirty", it's like...
When you say "strange", I say "strange"!
Strange?!
What is this?!
Osaka people are strange!
If you ask me...
We're your parents!
A single person, a once-in-a-lifetime experience...
You're an Osaka person!
I didn't say I was an Osaka person!
Really? You just said you remembered!
She said it, she said it!
It's a different story...
I'm scared!
Don't say it...
I won't say it!
Really?
Yes.
Thank you very much!
We'll be waiting for your next movie!
We're waiting for you!