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Let's get numbers right!
Yes! Yes!
In today's segment, the guest will bring in a number and guess what that number has to do with the guest!
These are today's guests!
(cheers and applause)
Is it okay now? Is it okay now?
(cheers and applause)
Let me introduce you again.
This week's guest is Mr. Yanagiba Toshio!
(cheers and applause)
I'm so excited!
(cheers and applause)
Let me show you Mr. Yanagiba's number.
Mr. Yanagiba's number is this!
(cheers and applause)
What could it be?
Could it be a human being?
(cheers and applause)
Let me show you number 14!
(cheers and applause)
Have you ever been dumped by a woman?
(cheers and applause)
(laughs)
Have you ever been dumped by a woman?
(cheers and applause)
(laughs)
Have you ever been dumped by a woman?
Is it true that only one woman dumped him here?
(laughs)
(cheers and applause)
Let me show you number 14!
I have no choice but live in Barcelona for 14 days.
(cheers and applause)
Are you joking?
(cheers and applause)
She cried when she saw the rainbow fourteen times.
What's wrong with you?
Horse?
What?
Horse?
Horse? What's wrong with you?
She said fourteen and you said "horse"?
What's your answer?
That's all.
It's not a horse.
It's related to work.
How many years is it?
Five years?
Five years!
Six years?
Six years.
She lost up to fourteen kilograms to make medicine.
What?
She lost up to fourteen kilograms and died in this body!
What does fourteen kilograms of medicine mean?
So, unexpectedly, she gave birth to a baby.
No, no.
What's wrong with you?
She lost up to fourteen kilograms.
What?
It doesn't mean that.
It doesn't mean she gave birth to a baby.
It doesn't mean that.
It's not like that.
Fourteen kilograms.
Let's move on to units.
Sword!
It's not a sword.
Person!
It's related to work!
She lost up to fourteen kilograms and died in this body!
What?
By the way, how early is the funeral?
How many months?
Well, it's early and it's five days.
Five days?!
Wait, why did you bring me here?
Am I disturbing you?
Okay, pick it up.
Okay.
I have fourteen friends and fifteen of me.
P.S. Eyebrows down.
Hey!
Do you need such a P.S.?
Yes, Itao-kun!
It's about work, right?
Yes, I can say the names of fourteen workers.
What's that about work?
It's the same as Yuto.
Fourteen managers.
Right? Yes.
Yes, that's the answer.
You're already giving me the answer!
You don't have to write it down!
You're writing it down with your eyes wide open!
I don't need such a P.S.!
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I can't believe you're giving me an applause!
Can I say something?
Yes.
As for work, Yanagima-san, you're protected by fifteen guardians.
Fifteen? There used to be fourteen of us.
You don't have to fight with the microphone.
Fifteen?
Oh, this is difficult!
There used to be fourteen of us dancing.
I don't know!
Give me an answer!
Okay, we have all the answers!
Let's hear it!
The answer is!
Fourteen managers have been replaced.
Fourteen managers have been replaced in the last five or six years.
That means...
The answer is!
It's been five days!
That's right.
That's amazing!
When did you quit your job?
Well...
My mom quit her job.
I couldn't make a living like this.
I had to find another job.
It was a sad story.
You had many family problems.
I'd like to borrow this moment and say something.
Oh, sure!
- May I say it here? - Sure.
I don't need your name, but give me back my three million yen.
What do you mean?
Did you lend it to me?
I thought you were a good guy.
You thought I was a good guy and lent me three million yen?
What about that money?
I don't know where it is now.
Did you think about that manager?
Managers are scary if you think about it.
They know your password and everything.
- They even give you your wallet. - Yes, they do.
It's scary if you trust them.
If you didn't have a manager like us, it would have been easier.
It would have been easier if you had a manager.
Can I be alone for six years?
What did you use it for?
Well...
I don't know how to say it...
I used it to make three million yen.
I made a hole in it.
It's a good thing, isn't it?
I think so.
Is it hard for you to say?
No, it's not.
If you say so, I'll give you three million yen.
It's over. Don't write it!
It's over!
What do you mean, "three million yen"?
It's over.
Thank you for watching.
What was the name of the drama again?
"Dear Strangers" from July 2nd.
Good luck!
Thank you very much!
That's all for "Let's Guess The Numbers"!
Akira and Meluppe, who were told that the Messiah Stone was in ancient Egypt, immediately had a pleasant time slip.
When they met Cleopatra somehow or other, they were lucky enough to receive a map of where the Messiah Stone was written.
But will they be able to find its location?
What is it?
What do you like about it?
Here it is.
Look.
There is a Messiah Stone deep in here, isn't there?
Yes, there is some kind of stone.
Let's go and have a look.
Let's go.
Go!
Come on, Akira! Let's go look for that chair!
Let's go! Let's go!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Akira!
Let me go!
What the hell is that?!
You stink!
Don't go ahead of me!
Hurry up and go look for it!
I'm scared!
You're not scared! Don't cling to me!
I'm a girl! Don't you have any feelings of protecting me?!
You stink! Don't cling to me!
What did you say?
You stink, so don't cling to me!
I'm done with "Zablam Fire"!
Stop it!
I'm from Egypt! Stop it!
Let me go!
Don't talk! You stink!
Don't take it off! Don't take it off!
How far have you come?! Stop it when you get back!
Don't say it again!
Fine! I'll say it if you don't say it!
What?! What?!
What is it?!
Be careful!
It's still hot!
Something's wrong! Something's wrong!
Hey! An enemy ship is coming!
Watch out!
Thank goodness!
Hey, Meg...
Megumpei!
Where are you?
Where are you?!
I'm under your feet!
Megumpei!
Who are you?!
You did it!
You're dead!
I don't think I can recover for a while.
Face forward.
What are you doing?!
Huh?
Take me with you!
I don't know.
You're big.
Hey!
What are you thinking about?!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Take me with you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hurry up!
I really don't know!
That's enough!
What?
I don't want to go with you anymore!
Go with me?
I'll go first!
I don't know what you have in front of you!
Shut up!
There's nothing good about me going with you!
Whatever!
Come back later, you idiot!
Meguppe!
It's dangerous, Meguppe!
Meguppe! Are you okay?!
Meguppe!
No! I hate you!
Am I a mountain of sticks?!
Hey, Meguppe!
Meguppe!
Where are you?
Meguppe!
Oh! There's fruit here!
I'm hungry!
I'm going to eat you!
Okay!
Ow, ow, ow!
I can't stand it anymore!
Where did Meguppe go?
Rasukaseya!
You won't fool me again!
If you swear again...
I won't!
What should I do?
How about this?!
Let's go.
I'm hungry.
Hey you.
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
Same as you.
You're not smart.
Why do you want me to do this?
Are you stupid?
I'm trying to get you.
You're making me hungry.
What will you do?
Let's get out of here.
We have no choice.
We're in a different place.
We have no choice but to go up.
That's right.
Let's go.
But it's expensive.
Let's go.
Are you crazy?
You come here.
Why do you look like that?
You drink from there.
It's hard to drink from there.
It's expensive.
I see.
Are you okay?
Ah!
Akira!
Hurry up!
Akira!
Hurry up!
It's going to take a long time.
I know.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go.
Messiah Stone!
Alright, I'll take it!
Let's go!
You're lucky!
You're still alive.
Queen Patra-san...
She's here.
Why is Queen Patra-san here?
Queen Patra-san...
She said she's here...
Silence!
I can't hand that stone over to you.
But the earphones are different, right?
Now, hand me that stone.
If you do, I can spare your life.
You tricked me, didn't you, Akra?!
Run!
I won't let you.
Now, wake up!
Wake up!
I am Egypt's protector, Pyx Pyx!
Wake up, Pyx Pyx!
Kill me!
I'll help you!
THE END
Hey, Akra!
What's wrong with you?!
It's too late...
It can't be helped! Let's fight!
Let's fight!
What are we going to fight with today?!
Today, we're going to fight with tongue twisters!
Then, what should we start with first?
Today's tongue twisters are...
Cho-cho-cho-to-totte-choudai.
You're starting with a complicated one!
Cho-cho-cho-totte-choudai.
What's this?
Three times in a row.
Alright! Go for it!
Go for it!
Cho-cho-cho-totte-choudai.
Say it three times faster!
Cho-cho-cho-totte-choudai.
I knew you couldn't do it.
Alright, Ojimura!
Show him what you've got!
Alright!
Cho-cho-totte-choudai.
Not bad! Not bad!
Next!
Not bad! You did it three times in a row!
Cho-cho-totte-choudai.
Next up...
Jazz singer-sanson singer.
I hear this one a lot, but it's pretty hard.
Jazz singer-sanson singer.
Singer-sanson singer.
Jazz singer-sanson singer.
This is it!
Yuna!
Yes?
Ja-ju-ja-ja...
Jazz singer-sanson singer.
Ja-ju-ja-sanson singer.
Ja-tsu...
What?
Hey, old man!
Yeah?
Show him what you got!
Old man, say it faster!
Why don't you cut it off?
Don't cut it off!
Um... lyrics?
Hey, over here!
Um...
Just say 'nama-ata-ta-kai-ka-ta-ta-ta-ki-ki.'
Alright.
Let's do this last one.
Yeah.
Okay?
Nama-ata-ta-kai-ka-ta-ta-ta-ki-ki.
That was fast.
It was fast, wasn't it?
Hey, old man!
Nama...
Na...
Nama...
A-ta...
Nama-ata-ta-kai-ka-ta-ta-ki.
Hey, old man!
Old man!
Say it faster!
Say it faster, old man!
Why don't you cut it off?
Yeah!
Nama-ata-ta-kai-ka-ta-ta-ki.
Ojinga! Ojinga!
Yes!
Now, follow me!
Don't run away!
All right!
Let's go back to Heisei!
That's right!
All right!
This way is safe!
Ojinga!
To Heisei!
Time trip!
We're going back to Heisei!
It's too late for them.
Maybe they're playing slide in the pyramid.
I'm back!
I brought this!
What is it?
Isn't it Messiah Stone?
Didn't I tell you?
Messiah Stone is not red stone, it's blue stone!
Then what is it?
I don't know!
So you don't need this anymore?
It's okay, I'll make a ring out of it.
Cut it out!
Thank you very much!
I'm in the middle of something
It's nothing serious.
Is he dead?
Calm down.
Who is he?
His bike is at the police station.
Why did you do that?
Brother!
What are you doing?
Calm down.
I'm Margaret and Benjamin.
I can't help it.
I have to do it every week.
I'm just telling you the truth.
I can't say it in a loud voice.
I won't say it.
I'm dressed like a doctor today.
I'll sing a song of a doctor.
Do you know a song of a doctor?
Do you know it?
(Singing)
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Do you think I'll fall for this kind of prank?
You idiots!
That was close!
There's a banana peel here.
Banana peel? That's old-fashioned!
I can't keep you guys up anymore!
Let's start the class!
And...
Plan B!
No forced roles!
Got it?!
Let's go!
Ah! The chalk is wet!
Now I can't write anything on the blackboard!
Damn it! The teacher lost!
Just kidding!
The teacher wouldn't do something like this!
She always puts a new chalk in her pocket!
Hmph! What an idiot!
That was close!
Yui-san!
The teacher saw through everything!
Hmph! You guys, listen up!
At least once, make me say, "I'm in!"
Even if it's just one word!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm in! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I will love you
God speed your love to me
I made this song to cheer you up
One, two, three
I will love you
Let's go to the next one. Number fifteen is salaryman.
How about it?
I feel like I'm going to be born.
Teacher, teacher.
Teacher, please save me.
Teacher, please.
No?
Well, now that you've finished your work,
shall we play a riddle again today?
Yeah!
Well, today's topic is babies.
Let's play a riddle with babies!
Well, those who are ready, raise your hands and say it.
Oh, you go first.
Is everyone doing well?
Yes!
Yes, Itsuko-san.
Itsuko-san.
Um, can I have a newborn baby?
Oh, it doesn't matter at all.
Um, nice to meet you, newborn baby.
Nice to meet you!
I, Nishihata Yaoi-san, will solve your mood.
That spirit is...
Will you stand up?
Itsuko-san.
Yes.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
That's enough!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Okay, go ahead!
You have 5000 yen!
Okay, Mr. Takako.
Say hello to your baby.
Say hello!
Your heart that reaches Tokyo Tower is...
expensive!
Mr. Takako...
Ouch!
Takao, don't rip his clothes!
Takao, are you okay?
Yes!
Takao, go sleep over there.
Hiroko.
Yes.
I met a baby.
I met a baby!
I played volleyball with a player.
That place is...
Cute!
Hurray!
Hiroko.
Oh, no!
Hiroko.
Oh, no!
Go to bed! Go to bed!
Come on!
Yes!
Yes, Kouko.
Can I still have a baby in my belly?
Yes, you can.
Then, nice to meet you, baby in my belly!
Nice to meet you!
I'm a youkai human, Bembella.
I'll melt you with my tongue.
That heart is...
Hiding in the darkness and living.
Kouko.
What?
What is it?
Like this?
Yes.
Yes, Itsuko-san.
Say hello to the baby.
Say hello!
I want to put it in the bath and dissolve it.
That heart is...
Babu...
Itsuko-san...
It's normal...
What?
No, no, no!
Itsuko-san!
You said it when you let your guard down!
When I pulled out my strength.
Itsuko-san!
I was surprised, too!
Itsuko-san, you can sleep there.
Kouko-san!
This is not my win anymore!
No, one more time, Kouko-san!
Yes, Kouko-san!
Then I will be a parent...
Yes!
Say hello to the baby!
Say hello!
I will put it in the contact lens and dissolve it.
That heart is...
It doesn't hurt even if you put it in your eyes.
Kouko-san, you can't be good at this!
You can't be good at laughing!
No!
Yes, Kouko-san!
Kouko-san!
Say hello to the baby!
Say hello!
I will put it in my eyes and dissolve it!
That heart is...
Eyes...
This is scary, Kouko-san!
(Explosion)
(Scream)
Momosac!
Grow up!
I'm Orbeez!
You're all dirty!
June 29th.
Lately, I've been thinking that I'm not suitable for AD.
It's sad, Itao-chan.
Are you going to put it all together and kick it out?
Hey!
Why did you put all that stuff together?
Actually, I'm quitting AD.
What?!
Really, Itao-san?
Hey!
Ah, President.
Hey!
You know...
The President didn't come, so I put it on the desk.
The word "time" is bad.
It's worse than the "g" in "adult".
Listen, Itao-san.
The "g" in "time" isn't the "g" in "adult", is it?
What are you talking about?
Well, I thought that the only woman who doesn't have a sense of humor is the chest.
That's true, "adult".
What?
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you grinning about?
Don't make fun of me!
The "adult" that I like is...
You know...
The "adult" that I like is...
Is it okay for you to quit AD?
Is it okay for me to quit AD?
I'm not asking you for a reason!
Hey, what's the reason?
Even if you tell the President now, he won't understand.
What did you say?!
You've been annoying lately.
I'm stuck!
President!
We'll explain the reason.
I see.
One, two, three, four!
♪ Hamada once stole my underwear ♪
♪ My underwear ♪
♪ Had a lot of dirt in it ♪
♪ Throw it away! ♪
♪ What was that underwear you had? ♪
♪ You had it all along? ♪
♪ Why did you tell your wife? ♪
♪ You should have told Itao! ♪
♪ Ah, I get it! ♪
♪ What's with me? ♪
♪ Itao, you're quitting because of that, right? ♪
In this world of television, I don't think I have the talent to do it.
An A.D. without talent is nothing but a monkey!
What are you talking about?!
Ah, is that so?!
Is that what you wanted?!
Stop it! Get out of here!
Ah, president, that's not good.
If the bubble collapses, this industry will be short-handed.
That's right!
It's a waste of money!
An A.D. with poor work conditions can't do anything,
but if you quit now, what will A.D. do?
President!
Is that so?
Yes.
Itao, it's like that no matter where you go or what you do.
It's hard work and school work, so you have to endure it.
If you stay here,
we'll raise your salary by 0.9 times!
Isn't it decreasing?!
That's what they say!
I'm sorry for the shortness of your time.
Hey, wait! Stop it!
It hurts!
Um...
Before you quit, can you listen to our song and think about it?
That's right!
One, two, three, four!
Itao Itsuji is...
Yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan...
...bad at tech.
Yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan...
In his Tokyo costume...
Yan-yan-yan-yan-yan-yan...
...bad at tech.
Give it back!
You wanted it, didn't you?
You're a perverted woman!
I heard that Yan-chan is looking for this tech.
All of you are in trouble!
Give it back!
Idiot, fine! I'll pull it off!
That's pointless.
What do you mean?
Itao...
Are you really quitting?
Of course!
It's you, Ryogo-chan!
Kamini-kun!
Kazugano-san!
Ryogo-chan!
It's been a while, Botan-kun!
I...
I like you!
But...
You just said you were quitting, didn't you?
- Is that so? - I like you!
I understand.
I'm happy that you're trying so hard to stop me.
But...
If you don't go now, it'll be time for the press...
The press?!
To go upstairs and take pictures of the press...
Go!
Stop him! Go!
I'm sorry.
I said that as a joke, but...
I don't have any jokes at all!
What?!
What you said was about jokes!
Yes.
The jokes I come up with aren't funny at all!
That's not true! Your ideas are funny!
That's right!
Why don't we find out what's different about your ideas and my ideas?
Can you do that?
Well, it's like a mind game.
That sounds like fun!
- Right? - Yeah!
- Shall we give it a try? - Let's do it!
Let's move to where we usually are!
This is...
- "The Inspiration"! - Just like that!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
The words that come out of you now...
Look at them intuitively...
And think of what comes to your mind when you see them!
- Got it? - Yes!
- Shall we start with the lyrics? - Yes!
First, we have this!
Kougyo Yoshimoto!
It's easy!
I'm counting on you!
Kougyo Yoshimoto!
Lately, I've been working in real estate.
I've been doing disco...
That's not what you said!
Kougyo Yoshimoto!
That's not what you said!
You shouldn't say it in one word!
I'm sorry.
Jack-chan!
Katsura-san!
It's here!
God!
You're so dirty!
I'm counting on you!
If you lift me up like that...
Later on, later on!
Ayuki!
Katsura-san, Katsura-san!
Dirty!
What?!
What kind of inspiration is this?!
But you should've just said your wife!
I understand now.
Your ideas and mine aren't that different.
I know you mean it.
Will you please reconsider?
I have been thinking too much, too.
Okay! That's good!
After reading books like this...
You're thinking too seriously about this stuff.
What's this?
Huh?
What's this?
The Great Living Hell
What's this?
Huh?
It was on my desk so I read it.
Huh?
Whose book is it?
"The Black Incantation"?
See!
See, Chao!
- Mr. Moguro! - I'm not open!
- Close your eyes and sit down.
- It's dark. - It's dark.
- Mr. Moguro! - It's dark!
- Mr. Moguro!
- You're doing something suspicious again!
- That's not right!
- Okay, 3, 2...
- I don't know this one.
- This is...
- Okay.
- You know the one below, right?
- You know!
- You know?
- Okay, 4!
- Okay, 4...
- I've never got anything right...
- Today...
- today...
- you've picked the place where you want to be picked right.
- We're done here today!
Hey, this is...
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
It's really scary when you're alone.
Yeah, there's always one person.
I'll do it.
Today?
Hey, for real...
I'm 30 years old, but I'll shed tears and cry!
Do it!
What?
It's too late.
I'll do it!
Welcome to Chikuri no Koro!
Chikuri no Koro!
The pen name "ami" that we received from Chiba Prefecture,
I think it was January or February of this year.
It's on a program called "cybermini", which airs every Wednesday at 1 pm and 30 minutes on TV Kanagawa.
In the corner where Tokyo Performance Doll, played by Shunohara, answers questions from viewers,
such as "Wouldn't Tokyo Performance Doll become a laughingstock?"
Shunohara answers, "Laughingstock? That's ridiculous!"
"On the "a" "de" "haru" "no" "desu" "ga" "o" "ara" "i" "wo" "ai" "suru" "mono" "to" "shite" "kono" "kotoba" "no" "shin" "ni" "wo" "kukitaku" "ten" "yo" "yo"
Laughingstock?
Oh, my sixth year!
Tell me! Tell me!
What does 'laughingstock' mean?
I didn't say 'laughingstock'!
What did you say?
I didn't say 'laughingstock'!
Well, the more you say 'laughingstock', the better I can say it.
Are you kidding me?!
Could you say it a little more lively?
That's exactly what I was about to say!
What's wrong with you? You're making me look bad.
It's nothing serious, so I thought it'd be fine like this.
Huh? What?
You guys are weird.
It's like you said.
It's like your first impression of each other.
Yes, yes. I want you to express it with your body or gestures.
Body or gestures?
You just said it.
It's like you're climbing up and down.
It's like you've decided what you're going to do.
It's like you've decided!
It's like you've decided, right?
That's not it!
When you were shaking, I thought you were in your room.
It's like you've decided!
Huh?
I did it!
You really did it.
When it's like this...
It can't be helped.
You guys are having fun.
Let's keep up the good work.
Everyone...
Giro, you're talking too much.
You're talking too much!
Why aren't you talking?
Do you think I'm funny?
Yes, you are.
Everyone, please keep up the good work.
The address is here!
We'll be waiting for you!
Well, that's it for tonight. See you later!
Oh, Soya Miyo...
Takanashi's Most Important...
SOYA!
Lotte!