AISubs v3.4
Let's guess the number!
30! 30!
Now, let's continue. Tonight, a guest will appear with a certain number.
Let's guess what kind of relationship that number has with that guest!
The answer is... these guys!
But...
What is it?
Well, today's guest is a big guest.
Well, you know...
It's hard for people like this to come out now.
That's right. I'm surprised.
You guys are happy to see me, aren't you?
Well, I'm already nervous.
You're nervous, aren't you?
I'm nervous.
I probably won't be able to do this today.
No, if you do that, you'll be punished!
It's not fair!
Such a big guest!
First appearance of a variety show!
The audience is already...
They're already...
Already...
They're already shocked.
Well!
The big guest is...
Shut up! Don't come out!
Tonight's big guest is none other than...
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Let me introduce you again. Tonight's guest is Mr. Demisoda Michiko!
You didn't use your hands and ran away.
That was fast!
"The Michan"!
Michan's number is...
this!
"69"!
To all of you watching on TV and in the audience, is this the number?
Don't say things like that!
It's been a while.
- Thank you. - It's been a while, hasn't it?
- Thank you. - Without further ado, let's go!
- Yes. - "69"!
- Yes. - Yes, Mr. Nibata.
- Has a CD sold 69 times before?
- Of course not! - Of course not!
- It's a bad CD.
- Huh? - It's a bad CD.
- It's not bad. - It's like a "peten" CD.
- Yes, Hoka! - Yes, Hoka.
- Yes. - Yes.
You're looking serious again.
- I'm eating you. - I'm eating you.
Look at your face!
I'm eating you!
Yes, Mr. Nibata.
There are 69 "oyashirasu".
There are more of them than "kaa".
- You're wrong. - You're wrong.
Can you flip it over?
As I thought, it's "69".
Kanta...
Hey, listen!
Just so you know, this number is not the present number.
Past!
Past! 69.
It's a number that shined in the past.
And next year...
Thank you.
It shined.
Will it shine more next year?
I don't know about that.
You're not afraid of it, are you?
Was it hard?
It was hard.
It was hard, wasn't it?
You two were scrambling for it.
No, it's nothing.
No, it's personal.
Personal.
Yes!
You lived across 69 stations.
Where did you get it from?
Huh?
Where's the property?
Oh, I see.
It's hard for you to say.
I actually have "69" in my house.
I put it in my purse.
You did?
I put it in my ear and opened my mouth and died!
You're down, Onigiri!
Yes, yes!
The number of times you're down is 60!
I don't care!
Can I forget about human beings?
Human beings?
Got it.
Don't you need a unit today?
No, I do!
Oh, you do?
Do you need a unit?
Yes.
Don't you know? Don't you know?
Who's that?
Don't you know? I know that!
Don't you know?
69 centimeters!
No!
I think it's 69 "kos"!
It's not "kos"!
"Kos"!
It's not "kos"!
"Kos"!
Isn't it "kilos"?
"Kilos"!
Now, please show us!
Go!
99...
...kilos...
...and "sex"...
...sales!
I lost.
Kurano-kun.
You can imitate a peach-scented squid that weighs 69 kilograms.
It's not "kilos"!
69...
You can imitate a peach-scented squid that weighs 69 kilograms.
I see.
Ita-kun.
You're the chairman of a park board of sumo wrestlers who weigh 69 kilograms.
What are you saying?
Ryoko.
Ryoko and Yuu are the same.
I used to weigh 69 kilograms in the past.
You did, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Yuu is the same, isn't he?
Ten years ago...
...he weighed 69 kilograms.
I see.
Can you imitate him with a 69 kilogram piano?
Why do you say that?
I've seen your husband many times.
We saw him together in your show.
Your husband weighs 69 kilograms and...
Shut up!
I know the answer. Please show me.
Let's hear it from your mouth.
Your answer is...
I used to weigh 69 kilograms.
69 kilograms...
You've been biting me in such an important place for a long time.
I'm really proud of you.
You're a comedian. Stop it!
I see.
I used to weigh 69 kilograms.
Stop it!
You used to weigh 69 kilograms?
Stop imitating me!
I'll do it again!
Let's hear it from your mouth.
Go ahead!
Can I say it slowly?
I used to weigh 69 kilograms.
69 kilograms...
Stop it!
You've been biting me in such an important place for a long time.
This is when you were 19 years old.
That's right.
When you were 19 years old.
By the way, how old are you now?
I'm 47 years old.
Wow!
I used to be skinny and weak.
But when I came to Tokyo, I lost a lot of weight.
Where did you go? You went to a gig, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Even if you went to a gig, you were poor for a year.
No, I wasn't poor!
What are you talking about?
My family got angry when they heard it!
Because you were naked all day, weren't you?
There were days like that, too.
You know...
I went to a gig and drank.
We were talking about poverty.
This is how we did it!
But I lost!
You lost!
No, no!
You didn't win!
You lost!
When you go to a match house and...
When you go to a match house and open the refrigerator...
There's no cheese in there, is there?
No, there isn't.
Right? There are only a few things in there.
Ah, there's no cinnamon.
Because we had a lot of it in the refrigerator.
You're crazy!
You shouldn't say that!
I hid it because it was bad, but...
It's a secret.
It's a secret!
And with that,
Mitchan's weight is 69kg!
Thank you!
And that was "Yoko and You"!
Thank you!
Akira and Meguppe, who played "time machine show" in "Ojinga Z",
were so curious about time travel that they went back to primitive times.
But, Meguppe got caught up in what looked like a commercial drama,
and they ended up becoming only dramas!
What's going to happen to these two?!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you idiots!
Hey! What are you doing?! Do something about this!
Am I not supposed to show my face?! Is it your fault?!
What are you talking about?! You're the one who's supposed to be a man,
and you shouldn't be showing off like this! You manly woman, Tomiko!
That was my third time!
What do you mean, "third time"? You said it for the first time!
If you're going to do it, you should be able to do it!
Hey, you idiots!
Oh no...
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
- Oh darn! - Help me out of here!
Nonsense...
The girl is cheating on you!
Huh?!
T-the girl is...
...cheating on you!
Cheating?!
It's hot! It's hot!
T-take me to the location, I'm hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
Enpyo!
Huh?!
What is that?
What is that?!
What are you doing? What are you doing with those sheets?
I was working out. What are you talking about?
Don't you have a dry head?
I was working out and sleeping.
I did it.
What are you doing?
You did it!
I didn't do anything! What are you talking about?
Did you go out with that weird old man?
No, I didn't!
Why did you suddenly come out of nowhere like this?
I don't know!
Wasn't it intense?
No, it wasn't intense! What's intense about it?
You!
What?
Look me in the eye!
What?
You didn't do anything wrong! Look me in the eye!
I will!
Where are you looking?
Look me in the eye!
Again! Again!
What's wrong with you? Come here!
Kibyu! Kibyu!
Kibyu! Are you saying Kibyu?!
Who told you to do that?!
I did my job!
You better run away while you can! What are you saying?!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Akira! Akira!
Let's run away!
Hurry up!
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?!
What?
You can't do this! This is the Kamakura period!
What are you going to do about the Kamakura period?
It's the Asuka period, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
We're going back to the Kamakura period.
No, we're not going back.
We're going back to the Jomon period.
Are we going back to the Sengoku period?
Oh, no. We're going back to the Chuiji period.
So what?
If this happens, I'm not going to ask him for help!
Oh, no!
"Dream of Summer"!
Story by Tokki!
It's "Dinosaur Stegiosaurus"!
"Dinosaur Stegiosaurus"!
Get rid of those weirdos who ran away into the jungle!
"Dinosaur Stegiosaurus"!
Do you hear me?!
Even if you do it like this, you can't say it's wrong, can you?
Akira, it's a dinosaur!
We won't make it in time!
What is going on?!
Hey, you're not going to do it for me, are you?
Before that...
Are you angry with me?!
No, I'm not!
Was it hot in there?!
It was hot!
I didn't want to do something like this, either!
Oh, you didn't?!
Who's there?!
Who are you talking to?!
What do you want?!
Get out of my way!
What's this?!
Look over there and dig!
Oh, I like it!
What do you want me to do with it?
Oh, I like it!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there and dig!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there and dig!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look...
...over here!
What?!
Let's do something else!
Is there anything else we can attack with?
C-tri... attack!
That's good! That's good!
Shall we try it?!
C-tri...
It's that switch!
C-tri... you bastard!
You bastard!
I'm going over there!
It's over!
Itama!
Wait!
Wait?
Uncle, it's blood!
I'm in trouble...
Uncle, it's blood! Blood! It's covered in blood!
Huh?
It's covered in blood...
Wait...
Itobata!
It's blood!
Tantobado!
Uncle! Uncle!
It's cheese! Cheese!
It's blood!
Uncle! Cheese!
A building!
It's cheese!
What?
Humans?
A sports festival!
A... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a...
Candles!
Here! Here! Here!
Lips!
Luce!
Luce?!
Luce!
Don't laugh!
Tell me the truth!
Luce!
Odara!
Racket!
Flyer!
You stopped?
Me?
It hurts!
You stopped?
Akira!
Akira, that's enough!
That's enough!
Let's watch it for a little longer!
I'm about to cry!
I can't stand it!
Akira, I don't know what's going on, but I think it's our chance!
Let's go back to Heisei!
That's right!
I can't stand it anymore!
Excuse me for a moment!
Wait!
Those two...
Where do you think you're going?
If industrial waste is bad,
why don't you throw it in front of our door?
Where did you guys go?
Oh, sir, did you wait for us?
Um, I'm sorry, um...
Actually, we were doing industrial waste disposal.
We were doing it.
But, you know...
We made a little mistake in our operations.
And, you know...
In the primitive era...
Primitive era?
That's what we said.
And in the primitive era...
We made another mistake there and there.
Mistake?!
What kind of mistake?
No, no, that's not what I mean.
Oh, I knew it!
What?
I knew it!
I knew it! That weird old man and...
Ahh, I knew it!
Ahh! Stop it! What is it?
That's not what I mean!
You don't believe me enough?!
That's not what I mean!
♪ Good boy, good boy ♪
♪ In springtime... ♪
♪ Good boy... ♪
What is it?! What is it?!
♪ Good boy... ♪
Ah! What is this?!
Hahaha!
♪ Good boy... ♪
Ah! They're coming!
Stop it!
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
He was a time-slippered primitive man, but thanks to his achievements this year, he didn't have to move much.
I'm better, aren't I?
What are you talking about?
General!
I've brought Mr. Ikkyu with me.
Oh, I see!
General!
What can I do for you?
Mr. Ikkyu, actually, this couple is having a fight right now.
And they're trying to decide which of them is more important to the middle child.
The middle child is more important, isn't it?
No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
Mr. Ikkyu, can you do something about it?
Huh?
Thank you very much.
As I thought, Mr. Ikkyu can't do anything about it.
Please wait!
Are you in a bad mood today?
I'm sorry, General.
I know, Ikkyu.
Just like in tactics, both of you have to pull at the same time and say "should I let go first?"
General, please stop joking!
Are you ready?
Did you make that sound with your right hand or your left hand?
You don't know, do you?
Whether you made it with your right hand or your left hand, you don't know.
You don't know whether your parents are important to you.
But you do know one thing.
When you put your hands together, you make a sound.
That's all there is to it.
Mr. Ikkyu, I lost another one!
You're crazy!
What's going on?!
I'm not getting married!
I'm sorry!
What's going on?!
I'm not getting married!
I'm sorry!
Grandma, what's with all the food?
When I went to the river today, I heard "donburi rice", "donburi rice", "donburi rice" all over the place.
Is that true, Grandma?
It's true.
Something's wrong, isn't it?
Well, I don't care about that, but...
That's not it!
You haven't said a word since this morning, and you're already starving!
Grandma, bring me a knife.
All right, I'm going to eat you!
All right!
Hello, everyone! I'm Benjamin Nansuke.
Where have you been, Mom?
First of all, I heard "donburi rice", "donburi rice", "donburi rice" all over the place.
I heard "donburi rice", "donburi rice", "donburi rice" all over the place.
Then I heard "donburi rice", "donburi rice", "donburi rice" all over the place.
How do you say this in Kyoto dialect?
"donburi rice", "donburi rice", "donburi rice" all over the place!
As I was saying "donburi rice", "donburi rice", "donburi rice", "donburi rice" all over the place...
... all of the money was gone!
Hello.
Today we received a letter.
Yes.
It's our first letter.
We love Tamiyo and Abebe so we want you to sing in front of us.
We received it from Nosan High School Batomimbu.
It's Batomimbu, isn't it?
Today we are in Katsushika Ward's Toritsu Nosan High School.
Yes.
This is a farm.
It's a very large second farm.
We made a song for Nosan High School.
Yes.
Let's go.
Nosan High School's flowers are alive.
Entering the garden is Nosan High School.
[Nosan High School]
I am Matsuda, captain of Fuji Airlines.
Right now, the plane is shaking a lot, but don't worry.
Because...
Mr. Urakata is shaking!
So you like Long Iron, huh?
I'm back!
Welcome back!
Huh? Where's Mom?
She's sick today, so she's sleeping first.
I see...
I bought you a souvenir!
- Really? - You've been wanting it for a while now.
It's a Doraemon CD!
Yay!
Dad, can I listen to it?
Of course!
Dad, I'll go see how Mom is doing.
I wish I could be like you
Hey!
Stop it!
What do you think you're doing?
Mom will wake up if you shout like that!
Shut up!
Hey!
Hey you!
Who was shouting like that?
Was it you?
Dad, I bought you a cup.
It doesn't matter.
What time do you think it is?
It's past ten o'clock!
There's no one asleep!
It's past ten o'clock and it's already midnight!
What?
What's wrong with you?
You're going to wake up!
If you don't wake up, I don't care if you're noisy!
What are you thinking, you idiot?
Be careful!
Got it?
Yeah.
It can't be helped.
I didn't do it, but...
I'll just forget about it.
You're going to wake up!
What are you doing?
I didn't do it for you!
What do you mean, "forget about it"?
Get up!
What are you doing?
Why didn't you take it?
What are you doing?
Why didn't you take it?
I'm sorry.
You're doing it?
I'm sorry.
Dad!
I did it!
You did it?
Dad!
I didn't do it!
Dad!
I didn't do it!
What's wrong with you?
I'll do it later!
Are you hungry?
I'm hungry!
I'll kill you later!
Are you hungry?
I'm hungry!
Do you have cucumbers in the shelf?
Yes!
Do it now!
Wait! Wait!
Do you have cucumbers in the shelf?
I'll clean it up later!
Yes!
I'm really sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Do it now!
Did you hear that punch?
What are you doing?
I don't have any cucumbers.
They were under the fridge.
Really?
I can kill him with one punch.
Do it now!
I can kill him with one punch.
I'm sorry.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
A.D. is working under the bright light of the TV industry.
This is the story of love and emotion...
...for which one A.D. has overcome countless difficulties.
Hot Blood! A.D. Declaration! WEST SIDE STORY!
June 15th. It's finally A.D. and you're about to get your first bonus!
Oh, but isn't this nice?
Hawaii, six nights and eight days. Look, it's 98,000 yen!
Ah, but isn't that too much for a hotel?
I'm not talking about luxury.
Ah, but it's nice, being independent!
Being able to use all the bonuses you like!
Huh?
Argh!
Wait!
While we're working...
Sorry, sorry.
What's with you two?
If you're going to do that, I'll lower my estimate for this year's bonuses!
Huh? You're still estimating?
Of course! I'll estimate until I hand over the bonuses!
Huh?
Don't be stupid!
Here you go!
What are you going to do?
I'll take this 10,000 yen minus.
Is it okay for you to decide on a bonus with such a small estimate?
Decide on a bonus? Who?
It's okay!
It's all about money, isn't it?
If you say so...
That's true.
I thought I shouldn't do it like I did last year.
So I came up with a new way of doing it.
Huh? A new way of doing it?
Yeah.
Um, how about now?
How about now?
Now!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Argh!
Oh!
You're too much!
Oh!
Hotel.
Hamada's wife, han!
Yan, yan, yan, yan, yan, yan!
She's called Natsumi!
Yan, yan, yan, yan, yan, yan!
The woman in front of you is...
Yan, yan, yan, yan, yan, yan!
Peeeeee!
That's what she's called!
I can't do it!
Stop it!
Boss, you used to clap for me when I was born!
Boss, I was careful! Please give me the stick!
I'm sorry!
You don't have to thank me!
What are you doing?
Please give me the stick!
Give me the stick, you bastard!
I'm sorry about that.
By the way...
Do you want the new screening machine we discussed last time?
Of course!
That's right! I ordered it from CX's lighting company and bought it!
Lighting company?
Why lighting company?
Because I'm smart!
Please come over here!
Boss, what is this screening machine?
What?
What did you say?
This!
The new screening machine!
It's an amazing machine!
It's like a lottery machine!
What's that?
It's a movie! Everyone, look!
Special prize 10 million yen!
First prize is 5 million, second prize is 3 million, and third prize is 1 million yen!
It's not one each!
First prize is 3 million, second prize is 5 million, third prize is 10 million, and fourth prize is 20 million!
From fourth prize to tenth prize, it's like a lottery machine!
This is more dreamy than being filmed like a company!
First prize is 3 million, second prize is 10 million, third prize is 5 million, and fourth prize is 10 million!
Boss, how much is this?
I have it!
Wow!
I told you!
First prize is 10 million, second prize is 5 million, and third prize is 10 million!
It's not even a dream!
You're too confident!
I'll do it!
Producer!
Try!
I'll do it!
I have a bonus!
Isn't this good?
It's green!
Isn't it good?
Kurano-kun, green is...
Cute!
What?
Cute!
You're so cute!
Cute!
Cute! What's cute?
It's a giraffe nose!
Okay, Kurano Producer!
Let's give him a gazoo bonus and a giraffe nose!
And you only get one bonus!
I told you!
If we get a second prize, we're done for!
We only have one left!
Me! Me!
Me!
It's not good!
Isn't this good?
It's green!
It's not good!
I'm sorry!
It's natto!
Natto is...
Lotte's soya!
Something's wrong!
Lotte's soya!
You're in a binary code!
This isn't "Big Ego", is it?
That's a good one!
I don't know...
I've got two already...
I've got it!
I've hidden it!
I don't know...
I'll guess!
I got it! Purple!
Purple! Congratulations!
Purple is six!
How about this one?
No, don't expect anything.
You've said too many good ones.
I don't think so at all.
I've got it!
But...
I've got it!
Kiro!
Kiro, I think you're just excited now.
You've got it!
Then, if you've got it, you're crazy!
I know! I know!
I know you've got it!
I didn't know that.
As expected, they fall down.
They don't have it.
I don't think they're Big Echoes.
What are you talking about?
I'm a baby boy.
What kind of face is that?
Six!
I don't like that face.
It's cold?
I'll say it again!
I don't think they're Big Echoes.
I don't know...
Guys, you can't do this. What's going on?
Is it that bad, guys?
All right, then, what is it? Lucky course?
- Did you add it up? - Is there anyone who hasn't tried the lucky course?
- It's fine. - I'm very lucky.
Your Majesty, I'll give you a one in two chance of doing it now.
If you guess it right, you'll get two million yen. If you miss it, you'll get one hundred thousand yen.
All right, then, I'll explain the rules.
There are eight daifuku here. Four of them are daifuku with red beans inside.
The other four are daifuku without red beans.
If you eat the daifuku with red beans, you'll get two million yen!
- If you don't eat it, you'll get ten million yen! - If you miss it, you'll get ten million yen!
- The rest of you, line up behind me. - That's right.
- Are you sure? - Are you ready, everyone?
If you guess it right and eat it, make a happy face!
- Take it, take it, take it! - Squid!
- Who said it smelled like squid? - Take it, take it, take it!
- I'm sure it's not it. - Take it, take it, take it!
- I'm sure it's not it. - One, two, three! Make a happy face! Make a happy face!
- Take it, take it, take it! - This is how you eat daifuku!
- It looks so good! It looks so good! - Eat it! Eat it!
Take it! Take it!
You're so lucky!
- You... - Really?
You little...
Why are you making such a weird face?
That's enough. Everyone's spoken so you can't do it.
What did you spit out? What did you spit out?
- Is there a "do"? - Mentaiko.
Mentaiko.
- No, mentaiko is fine! - What's that?
- Kimchi. - Kimchi.
- Natto. - Natto.
- Curry. - No, what is it?
- Curry. - Natto?
- I don't know. - Natto.
- What is it? - I don't know because it's a can.
Maybe it's karashia.
- That's it, we're all out. - We're all out.
- Oh, my! - I wanted to give everyone a million yen each.
- Well, it's already 100,000 each. - That means...
- All of them! - Yes.
- All of them! - All of them!
Well, we can't do anything about it this year. But everyone, please work hard for that winter bonus.
- That's all for today! - Thank you! - Thank you!
- We did it! - We did it! - The bonus is 400,000 yen!
- That means... - The rest of the money...
- We can't afford it! - We can't afford it! - We can't afford it!
- If anyone asks you about this place and if the camera captures you and if it's broadcasted all over the country...
- What's wrong with you? - I had another "kiiiiin"
- I had another "kiiin" - I had another "kiiin"
- Everyone... - That was... - I know! I'll make it a character!
- I'll make it a character! - A bonus! - A character! - I'll do it right! - Yes!
Let's say it. My bonus.
I put your bonus on your desk.
What are you talking about? I checked your desk in the morning and evening.
You didn't put it there?
I didn't! What are you talking about?
Don't get angry! It's not like that!
Someone took your bonus tonight!
I won't forgive you!
Hey! Who took my bonus?!
Give it back!
It can't be helped.
Here it is!
You're so mean!
Hey! I'm not a prince!
Oh!
I'll give you a bonus!
Give it back!
You're so mean!
Give it back!
Give me my bonus!
Give me it!
Give me it?
Give it!
You don't have it?
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
You don't have it? I don't have it?
Just leave it there, whatever it is.
Face up!
Open your mouth!
If you can't do it, then do it!
Do it!
What are you doing?
What is it?
Gornet is dancing with Jimmy!
Gots Eiganji Kikuri no Kona!
Tokyo Tower pen name "Tamakara Kega Hayata-san" received it.
I heard from my friends that from a love hotel outside of the hotel,
Itao-san and Ryoko-san who wore sunglasses came out.
Itao is wearing a jeepan and a leather jacket for the first time in a season.
Oh, you're cool, leather jacket dealer.
He split his arm and went somewhere.
One of my friends said "That must be Itao!"
"Really?" "Really?"
"Where did you go?" "I went to Shibuya."
Why are you getting on it?!
"Ryoko." "No, it's not like that."
They're already in that kind of relationship.
"You and Yuu are like that." "Well, you know."
What are you talking about?
What do you think about it?
Those guys...
I've been doing it for a long time, but I don't think I can do it anymore.
Don't talk nonsense and get tired of it!
It's you, isn't it?
Oh, my God!
It's you, isn't it?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Be honest!
Hey, hey, hey!
Look at me!
It's you, isn't it?
When you were two hours late, you were also two hours late.
It's you, isn't it?
Don't talk about me and Yayoi Neyan like that!
What are you talking about?
She's really annoying!
Hey!
Let's trade places next time!
Hey!
Aho!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Aho!
Ah!
What's with those steps?
I'm sorry, Teacher!
Don't you want to be like Egi and Shio?
We do!
You can't do that!
We won't!
It's too late for you to go back!
I know! It's too late!
If you keep doing it like that, you'll be doing it wrong!
It's not enough!
Let's do it again!
Yes!
Do it like a teacher!
Yes!
Don't take it back!
Yes!
One, two, three, four!
Do it!
Do you want me to do it?
Yes!
Do it!
Now lower your shoulders like this and do it like Aijin Raman!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Do it!
And do it!
Do it!
Let's do it!
Yes!
I'll sing, so follow me!
Yes!
My first kiss!
Do it!
Let's do it seriously!
Teacher, let's dance right now!
Yes!
Music!
Do it!
All of you, do it!