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A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
I am the evil and horrible Geki-sama-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Today, too, we're going to learn the things we don't know or wish we knew about our brothers!
And the ones who will study with me are...
What are they?
What is it, Boo?
What is it, Boo? Cake?
Now is the chance, what is it, Boo? Beam?
But even in sad times...
Let's do a song after this, too!
Oh, it's you, Onii-san!
Hello!
You have a license today too, right?
Yes, I do!
Then please introduce yourself!
Today, Onii-san...
Ah, I got it from Kita Prefecture!
From Kita Prefecture?
Kato Kenichi-kun, eleven years old!
Ah!
You're a little more mature than usual!
Thank you!
Onii-san, Nandaro-kun, hello!
Hello!
Today, if you turn around, your eyes will turn!
Then, if you turn in the opposite direction in the same angle...
In the same angle...
Because we're in Akita...
Ah, I see!
If you turn in the opposite direction in the same angle...
Will you be able to turn properly and not turn your eyes?
Please tell me!
I see!
But we don't know until we try it!
That's right!
Let's go!
Then let's go!
One, two...
Ah, it's huge! It's huge! It's really huge!
Ah, you're kidding! It's huge!
Ah, which one is it?
You're kidding!
Now, Nandaro-kun!
Yes!
Now, I want to do it!
Ah, that's right!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Look behind you!
Stand here!
Turn right ten times and left ten times!
Look forward!
If you hit it, it's a balloon!
There are five platforms!
There are six platforms!
Five of them!
Five platforms!
Get over it!
Look forward!
There is only one platform in the middle!
Get over it!
Will it go well?
Well, let's try it!
Let's try it!
Did you understand?
- Did you get it? - I got it.
- You know, brother... - I got it.
- Even if you do it ten times and ten times and ten times... - Yes.
- Can you hit it in a balanced manner? - Yes.
You do it first, brother!
You guys are too excited.
Then I'll do it first, brother.
- It's okay. - It's okay.
- You do it ten times and ten times backwards. - Yes.
- A total of twenty times! - Twenty times.
Then, brother!
Go!
- Ready, go! - Go!
One, two...
- He's fast! - He's fast!
This is bad!
What's this? This is bad!
- He's fast! - He's fast!
- What's this? - He's fast!
- This is bad! - He's fast!
- Five, six... - This is bad!
- Seven, eight... - This is bad!
- Nine, ten... - This is bad!
- Ready, go! - Go!
What's up with you?
I know you're talented, but as a duo, I have to be involved.
What's that supposed to mean? Be serious.
I'll be serious, but...
I don't think you can go that far.
I felt it when you were turning.
- Go! - Ready, go!
One, two, three, four...
- Hurry up! - Five, six...
- Wait! - Seven, eight...
It's coming! It's coming!
- Five, six... - Hurry up!
Eight, nine, ten...
Nanoku, dash! Dash!
What are you standing for?
I'm in a bad mood today!
Brother, do it thirty times!
What's that?
Brother, do it thirty times!
Okay!
Brother! Brother! Let's go!
This is bad!
I'll do it higher!
Brother, do it!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
What are you doing?
Nothing!
Don't do it! I'm going to puke!
You look like you're going to puke!
Shut up!
I'm serious!
I'm going to puke! I'm going to puke!
I'm serious!
You put me in the pool again!
What are you doing?
Stop it! Stop it!
What are you doing?
So, what's the result?
That's right.
Even if you turn it 10 times to the right,
even if you turn it 10 times to the left,
it won't last long.
So, you just have to write that down.
That's right!
By the way, write this down in your notebook, too.
What?
Don't eat kamameshi before you go around.
That's it!
That's really it!
Brother, you're already...
I don't know why, but you're already making me puke.
So, did you learn something today?
And your friends, too!
If you have anything you don't know or have any questions,
That's all for today!
See you later!
Bye-bye!
I knew you were funny!
You're a genius!
Don't say it! Don't say it! Don't say it!
Hey!
Yeah?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Sit down!
I'll say it again, but this instrument is real!
Look at it!
You're old.
You're watching TV!
What?
I'm cleaning my own job! What are you doing?
Hey!
What's wrong with a man cleaning up?
Don't you want to be a thug?
You're a smelly house!
Don't say house!
What is this?
It's a B!
What are you doing?
I told you not to say it!
Let me do it sometimes.
What's with you?
You don't have time for that.
Why?
You fixed the railway, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
And there's such a response from all over the country.
Please use that Zinger and help us.
That's what we've been told.
Really?
Yes.
But even if you say that...
You're right.
Hello, Fakira Fire and Meguppe Fire.
Last week's Zinger Z was very active.
We have a favor to ask you.
Our city is in trouble because of the waste disposal.
We'd like you to help us with the waste disposal, Mr. Kishida.
You did it?
What do you mean you did it?
I didn't do it.
What is it?
This cute little girl, Kishida Kyoko.
Cute little girl?
What does it say?
It doesn't say.
It says 72.
72?
It's a mistake of 12.
So, for that little girl, you should help us with the waste disposal.
Well, well.
It can't be helped.
If you say you did it...
What are you talking about, Meguppe?
If you say you did it...
What are you talking about?
Are you crazy?
Even if you say you did it...
Isn't it a mistake of 12?
Come on, say it.
I don't like it.
Zinger, say it.
I don't like it!
What are you doing?
Zinger, say it!
Okay, I'll say it.
It's a mistake of 12.
What are you talking about?
You're Zinger, aren't you?
Akira!
Yes?
More importantly...
Yes?
What is it?
Do we have to do this?
It's for everyone's sake.
Isn't it okay?
Isn't it a little different?
You should let Zinger do it.
It's okay for us to see it.
I won't do it either.
I know.
Let Zinger do it.
I know.
Zinger!
Clean up!
What are you doing?
Zinger!
Clean up!
Yeah!
I'm telling you!
You brat!
Clean up! I'm telling you!
You!
Go away!
Zinger!
Warm people's pity
Tears in my heart
I didn't know
If an individual is strong
That's fine
If you have power, that's fine
I want to be free
I'm lonely
- Hey! - What is that?
- I don't know. - What is he trying to do?
- What? Who told you to sing? What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- You've learned some terrible ad-libs. - I can't do it.
- What are you doing? - What are you talking about?
- Talk! Listen to me! - What?
- Hey! - What?
- Give Ojinger a day or two off! - Yay!
- Ojinger, move!
- What? - Stand up!
- Wait a minute! - What?
- I've never opened this page before, but I've found something amazing! - What is it?
- Ojinger has a time machine! - Where should I go?
- I don't know if primitive times were fun. - Where are you going?
- There's a lot of green, it looks like fun! - I don't like it!
- What are you talking about? Let's go! It's easy to use!
- Let's put the memory here. - I don't like it.
- It's getting a little more fun. - Yes.
- Yes, yes! And you just have to press this button. - Are you going?
- I'm looking forward to it! - I don't like it.
- Move! - Yes, sir!
Gency... Gency...
You're here!
- Yes! - There's so much green here!
- Yes! - It's amazing!
Hey, don't you feel excited?
No, I don't.
That's why it's raining like this.
What are you talking about? It doesn't look like fun.
- I'm scared. - What are you talking about?
- What are you scared of? - Let's talk about it.
No, it's fine.
- It's dangerous. - What's dangerous?
What did you say?
Where are you going?
It's disgusting!
What did you say?
Are you mad?
What's your name?
F Frankfurt Sherim.
What's your name?
His name is...
You're ugly.
IT IS UGLY?
Your name is ugly.
F Frankfurt Sherim.
Your name...
Your name is ugly?
You wanted to about you to such place, didn't you!?
Ugly!
He's ugly!
You're ugly!
Your name is ugly!
You're ugly!?
What are you doing?
*illegible*
What're you doing?
Mister!
What?
Looks like you like him, you idiot!
Let me go!
Hey, Akira!
You have to tell her you're her boyfriend or she won't let you go!
Akira...
I... I... I...
I'll do the work!
What are you talking about, Akira!
I'll do it!
Stop! I need you to hold this!
You're such a pain in the ass!
He's too excited!
Give it your best!
Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Rock.. Paper.. Scissors!
You fool!
Don't hit me!
You're right!
Here you are.
Sweets!
What?
It's funny, isn't it?
Stop it!
It's not funny!
It's not funny at all!
Here you are!
What are you doing?
Spread it!
Isn't it funny?
It's not funny!
What are you doing?
It's not funny!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Shut up!
Here you are!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's not funny!
It's funny, isn't it?
What is it?
What do you mean?
What is it?
I don't know!
Why are you angry?
I'm telling you to do it again!
Really?
It's like playing a game and writing a book!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Hey, you!
Hey, Bertram! I'll kill you now!
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you like this!
Only this child understood clearly!
I'll kill you!
Your eyes...
Hey, you!
Your eyes are red!
Shut up!
I'll kill you!
Using the time machine on the Ojinger Z...
...they went back to ancient times with Akira and Mebippe...
...but with Mebippe and his animal-like pheromones...
...the ancient people are already at a loss!
Will they be able to return to ancient times?!
- Excuse me. - Thank you.
- Here you are! - What are you doing, you fried noodles!
- Here you are! - Thank you.
I have a smiley face and I have a smiley comrade.
- Here you are. - Thank you.
What happened to the woman who died in a puddle of water?
She lost her handbag near the prison.
I think it belongs to her.
There is a lipstick, a handkerchief and a notebook inside.
- I see. - My grandfather is looking into it.
- Grandfather, thank you. - Thank you.
- Here you are! - Thank you.
- The woman who died in a puddle of water... - Yes?
- It wasn't suicide, it was rape. - What?
According to our investigation, a lot of sexual harassment was detected inside the woman's body.
Sexual harassment...
What does it mean?
Where is the criminal who resented her?
- I think it's a male-female relationship. - That's it!
- Kichimen, find out all about her male relationships. - Yes, sir!
- And you, Tiger... - I'll do it!
Grandfather! Grandfather!
Grandfather, please look into her clothes one more time.
Grandfather...
Grandfather!
What are you doing?
Grandfather...
How many days did you have left?
I'm going to put a seal here.
Yes, sir!
Ouch!
Get out of my way!
No, I didn't do anything!
Get out of my way!
Don't get in my way!
Yes, sir!
Seriously!
Get out of my way!
Um...
Other customers are waiting in line, so...
Um...
Could you hold this number tag for me?
What's this?
Hey!
Get out of my way!
Did you pay for it or not?
I'm a customer!
I won't give you anything for that!
Get out of my way!
Um... everyone is waiting in line, so...
No, no, I won't give you anything!
What's this?
Um...
Could you hold this for me?
No, no, I won't give you anything!
Even if you say so...
No, no, I won't give you anything!
Do you want me to do it for you?
Huh?
Do you want me to do it for you?
No, wait...
You have a lot of questions...
And you have a lot of witnesses...
It's not good for you if you go to trial...
And you...
You have a bad personality...
Could you hold this for me?
Yes!
I'll hold it for you...
What are you looking at?
Get out of my way!
What's wrong with you?
You're cute...
Aren't you?
Huh?
Hey, who is it?
It's me, Nakibukuro...
Mr. Kindergarten Kid...
I hope you come home safely today...
- Hello. - Hello.
- Today we are in Chiba Prefecture's Kashiwa Nittai High School. - Yes.
- So we have prepared a song dedicated to Kashiwa Nittai High School.
- Yes.
Good morning.
How's school?
It's good.
I'm glad.
What's that?
It's broken, so I don't need it.
You just bought it recently.
Buy me a new one.
I studied hard.
Did you?
Yes.
Let's go.
Hey!
Who did this?
You?
You can't fix it.
You?
Hey!
What are you thinking about?
What?
You can't use it if you fix it.
What kind of education do you have?
I'm sorry.
And what are you doing today?
You can't burn it.
No, you can burn it.
Is it broken again?
This is plastic.
Can you burn it?
I can't burn it.
You can't burn it.
You know it.
You threw it away.
If you were a parent, you should have told me.
Here you are.
I don't know.
You'll be the bad guy.
Igo, be careful.
What are you doing?
How dare you touch my son!
What are you doing?
How dare you!
What did you say?
Have you ever touched me?
What is this?
Let's talk.
What are you doing?
I'll cut you up.
I'm scared of you.
What are you doing?
Come out!
What is it?
Come out!
What is it?
Come out!
I'll cut you up!
Be careful.
You!
Be careful.
Who are you?
I'm nobody.
I'm talking.
Be careful.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
You don't know, do you?
I know. I know.
It hurts.
It's been hurting since yesterday.
When?
I can't close the lid anymore.
I'll close it tonight.
Tomorrow.
- Amada-kun. - Huh?
- How are you? - I'm doing great.
Hey! What's with you?
- What's with you? - What?
- Something's wrong. - There's nothing wrong.
- Something's wrong! - Sorry.
- Something's wrong! Give it back! Hey!
- Kirin, Ozmo, birth. - Body of a priest.
- Delicious! - Delicious!
- Shall we go home? - Yes.
On the bright side of the TV industry,
A.D. works with sweat and tears.
This is a story of love and emotion,
where one A.D. overcomes many difficulties and grows.
Hot Blooded A.D. Declaration! West Side Story!
June 8th. Recently, Chief A.D. Tanomusaku has been feeling down for some reason.
Good morning!
Oh, good morning!
Good morning!
Ah, looking at you like that, it seems like you said some good things, right, rookie?
What do you mean "what"? Seriously, Tanomusaku always makes mistakes, so it took me two hours to make up for it in thirty minutes!
That's right! Since you're our excellent staff, even if you make up for it in two hours, let an amateur like me do it! It'll be over in two minutes!
Hey! Are you okay?
I'm going to get angry! I'm angry!
Upa upa chin chin! Upa upa chin chin!
Whoa! Don't go around in circles, chief!
But really, recently, Tanomusaku has been acting weird.
Did something happen?
Hey! Come with me, everyone!
Yes!
No, but I think it's better for you, chief, to ask for it.
I finally understand why he hasn't been active lately.
Yes.
Actually, it seems like his mother is coming out of the country.
No, no, no, no.
She's not his mother. She's his mother!
Shut up!
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
Don't worry about it.
He's telling his mother and his mother that he's the president of this company.
No, no, no!
I'm not saying he's the president. I'm saying he's the boss.
Shut up!
But isn't it fine if it's only for one day?
You idiot!
That's not all!
This guy, Yuto, Ryoko, is his wife!
What?!
Why are there only two of you?
In my country, if you don't have three wives, you'll be executed!
Wait a minute!
Why aren't I one of the three?
If you're going to be executed, you should be executed!
Hey!
Don't say that!
Why is he being executed?
It's hard for older people.
It can't be helped. She's an older woman.
Don't fight!
President, you're in trouble, too!
We'll do it!
We're asking you to do it!
Everyone, please!
Do you really want me to do it?
No!
Hey!
Are you serious?!
Yes, I am!
Please do it!
Why don't you all listen to what I'm about to say?
Are you mocking me?
Huh?
Do it properly!
Then...
Please do it!
- President. - Yes?
I'm worried about my colleagues at the same company.
Right?
Say something!
Let's be patient for a few days.
- Thank you very much! - Is everyone okay?
- Yes! - Yes!
Thank you very much! Thank you very much!
So, when is Mr. Tanamisaku's mother coming?
Ah, his mother? Actually...
She's coming right over the door.
- What?! - What?!
Everyone, if you don't mind, I'd like to introduce myself.
Is it okay?
- Yes! - Yes!
Come on, mama!
Hi, everyone!
I'm your mama!
One, two, three, four!
The secret of my mama...
Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya
I'll tell you all...
Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya
Last night...
Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya
La-la-la-la-la
- What?! - I'm curious!
- I'm curious!
What do you mean, "la-la-la-la-la"?
- I thought it would be exciting... - La-la-la-la - la-la!
Ah!
Hey, what's with that combination? Do you know what "ima" is?
- "Ima"? - Yes!
What is it?
- Do you know what "ima" is?! - No, no, no, no...
I don't know anything like that!
Mama, don't worry about what he's saying.
Yeah, yeah, he's an idiot.
President! President! President!
Hold it! Hold it!
I can't believe this attitude towards you, President!
This company is not an employee club at all!
Okay?
This is also because of something.
Today, mama will educate you all!
What?!
I forgot to say it, but...
Actually, mama...
A long time ago, at school...
At the gate...
I welded this corner.
It has nothing to do with it!
Employee education and welding of the gate...
Shut up!
What's up with you guys?
Hey!
Wait a minute!
I'll teach you employee education!
Follow me!
Hurry up and go!
What's up with you guys?
My back is shaking!
May I?
In my country...
When you teach employees...
There's a unique...
A unique...
Way of doing it.
May I, everyone?
First of all...
What are you doing?
You put your feet together like this...
Okay, please...
Stinker...
Then you close your eyes...
Put your hands on your knees...
And unify your mind...
See?
Isn't it easy?
No, no, no, no!
There's a big difference between easy and hard.
This is...
If your mind is disturbed...
Oh, where are you looking at?
It's sad, isn't it?
You're making me mad!
Don't do it!
Did you break my eyes?
May I? May I?
If your mind is disturbed...
With this stick...
I'll hit you in the shoulder!
What?
Oh, yes...
I forgot to say...
Actually, in this stick...
There's a canister.
It's called a stick with a canister in it.
Stay still!
Don't talk so much!
Hurry up and sit down!
Now, Mr. Tanomu...
Let's show everyone...
Excuse me for a moment...
Dad!
Come here!
You just moved, didn't you? You can't move.
I didn't move!
You just had some kind of bad thought.
You were thinking about some weird woman.
What's up with you?
I'm glad you didn't stop in the middle of it.
What's up with you? Let me go!
What's up with you?
It doesn't hurt at all!
Let me go!
Chatos, sit down!
Are you ready? Don't let your mind wander away.
Can you do me a favor?
Yes!
You don't seem to understand what I'm saying.
I understand.
Show me what you've got!
Get him!
I'm sick of you!
You're no good! You're no good at all!
You're no good at all!
You said I was lying!
I knew it.
I knew it all from the beginning.
That you are not the president of this company.
But...
Everyone here...
Is that right?
Amy's boss.
I was too naive.
Everyone...
Thank you very much.
Mama!
Tanaka!
Wow!
You guys are the best!
You guys are forever!
President...
I can't stand it anymore!
Are you all stupid?
If you're so happy about your mom, you don't have to do it.
Mom?
I'm not your mom.
I'm your mama!
You're lying!
No, I'm not your mama.
I'm the president's foreign bar...
"Imadai's" hired mama.
I'm counting on you at the bar today.
Drink a lot!
Walk faster!
President...
I'm back.
Hey!
Yes?
Are you sure you're not his mom?
I told you from the beginning.
I'm not his mom.
I'm his mama!
Who will pay you?
The president will pay me.
Is that so?
What are you doing?
What are you doing at the bar?
Mr. Kano...
Give me a drink!
That's just the way it is!
Stop it, please!
Number one... number one is good.
Maybe... um...
In terms of camera, number one is the hardest to shoot.
There's no number one that's bad.
That's a high probability.
I've been doing this world for 11 years.
Is that okay?
Huh? Let me think about it.
Wait a minute!
Is it okay?
When the prey is big,
the lid of the box sinks a little.
The boxes are all the same.
I'm in trouble.
Number one... number one is good.
That's just the way it is.
Maybe... um...
That's just the way it is.
Maybe... um...
This is really scary!
I don't know what it is, but it's really scary!
No, number one is good.
Go!
No, I don't like it!
Let's go!
Open up!
What is it?
Was it good or not good?
I'm not satisfied with that.
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"GOTSUYUKANJI" Crafting Corner!
Kagawa Prefecture, Tagawazu City.
There's a rumor that Mr. Kurano was bitten by someone.
Oh, yes, there is.
There's a rumor that Mr. Kurano's expression of love
has become something like biting someone's cheek.
Is that rumor trustworthy?
In addition, when Mr. Kurano got angry,
he said he would bite someone's butt.
I've heard of it.
Is it true? Please tell me!
I'll bite you!
Oh, yes!
When I was dancing karaoke,
there was a severe pain in my butt.
When I looked at it...
Oh!
You know...
Why?
I don't know!
You know...
When you bite a straw
or when you're lonely...
I think it's an extreme example of that.
It's too extreme!
If you're lonely, you're lonely!
That's right!
I don't know an extreme way of expressing it.
It's an extreme way of expressing it.
Do you bite someone's bottom?
I don't know if I bite...
To be more specific,
I try to rip off their hair.
It hurts!
But I do it.
Mr. Aibada, have you ever been bitten?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't.
No, I haven't.
If you don't put it in like this...
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
I don't bite if you pull it.
If you pull it, I'll let it go.
Have you ever been bitten?
No, I haven't.
I guess my seniors and juniors...
You're young.
I'm young.
I'm older than them.
You're stupid!
I'm not very conscious of my seniors.
Do you watch "Cannes" or something?
I do!
Do you do "ahhh" right away?
That's his way of thinking.
He's asking me if I can trust this rumor.
But it's just a rumor.
It's not a rumor. It's a fact.
Yes.
That's all I can say.
I want you to bite me.
I want you to make me like this.
That's funny.
Don't do it!
What?
When did you end up like this?
Don't say that.
Get away from me.
No, I won't.
What are you saying?
I'm not a bad woman.
Don't do it!
Give me your life.
Do you think you can cut me?
You've got guts!
But if you cut me...
I won't wait for you.
Are you still going to do it?
Now!
Come out, you bastards!
Hello, I'm Benjamin.
I noticed that there are a lot of ninja customers today.
Are there any non-ninja customers?
If you're a non-ninja customer, please raise your hand.
Oh, I see.
I'm Kouga.
If you're a non-ninja customer, please lower your head.
I know I'm saying a lot of things.
There are a lot of people who don't know what "shinobi" means.
I think you don't know either.
I'll explain it to you today.
First of all, "shinobi" means "dead".
"Shizuka" means "appeared".
"No" means "ignored".
"Nojiku" means "of course".
"Bi" means "biscuit".
Goodbye, sayonara, thank you, goodbye, see you again!