AISubs v3.4
It's an experiment!
Wow, you seem to be in a good mood.
You did it!
What?
You did it!
Did I?
Yes.
Now, the experiment is over!
This is already familiar.
It's familiar.
Let's go quickly.
Let's go!
Now, let's introduce the guest answers!
Please!
Let me introduce you again. This is Mr. Kenji Namae!
Have you ever seen this experiment news?
No, I haven't.
Really?
Are you mad?
I am mad!
Why are you mad?
I am mad!
Why?
I'm going to punish you with a punishment game!
You're a coward!
How many times do I have to tell you?
I knew you were going to say that!
Can I say something?
Yes, yes.
It's been a while since I recorded.
Oh, really?
Yes.
How many years has it been?
I think people in Tokyo have been thinking about it since high school.
I've been saying this and that, but it's been about seven years.
It was produced by Toshiki Kadomatsu.
It's been seven years.
What's your name?
You keep saying my name.
It's been a while.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to introduce yourself.
My name is...
Yamase Kami!
How about you, Yamase?
I don't have a record.
You don't, do you?
You're a singer, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Right?
How many years has it been?
It's been...
It's been about two years.
That's long.
It's been a long time.
It's time for something new.
If I sang a song I know of Yamase, it'd be "Peach Tree Fizz".
"Gooey Gooey".
It's fun, isn't it?
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
And last but not least, the singer of "Karamuyo", Mr. Wada Kadast!
Do you have a record?
Not at all.
Not at all?
That's no good.
Scientist Bruce!
When did you become Bruce?!
You should have said it with more tempo!
Scientist Bruce!
On Friday?!
Today...
What experiment?
Huh? I don't know.
Today is wind force experiment.
Yes.
That doesn't work.
If I hit you, you'll answer.
Wind force experiment.
Wind force.
We're doing it.
Let's see it now!
Here you go!
Wind force experiment.
Can human become love bird and swim in the sky?!
♪ Stop it, love bird.
Now, look at this.
Look at this, everyone!
This!
I prepared a fan with 350 horsepower.
This wind is amazing!
If you blow this away...
Now, look at this!
Now...
The love bird is swimming.
Right?!
And this love bird's parent is also empty!
Now!
Today, in this...
This person will enter and...
Can they swim in the sky with children?!
Let's do the experiment.
Now, this person will enter in this!
Here you go!
- Here you go, goodbye! - Hey, stop it!
You really are an entertainer!
- So, what is it? Today you are becoming a father! - Ah, little by little it has become my season!
- Isn't it? It's really about time! - That's right!
- Really with the children! - No, I want to ask you something! 350 horsepower!
- Yes, that's right! - What does it mean, these 350 horsepower?
- It's already amazing! - I don't really know!
- You often say horsepower, right? - Yes, yes!
- This is the power of a horse, right? - Yes, yes!
- Is it the wind of these 350 horsepower? - Yes, yes!
- It's already amazing wind, right? - What does it mean?
- Ah, does it mean that there are 350 horses running from the other side? - Ah! That's right!
- Really? You understood it well! - I don't really know, but...
- Let's continue! - Yes!
- Well, today! - Yes!
- Let's go in there! - Yes!
- Let's have fun! - Let's have fun!
- Ah, you are already asking for speed and pleasure!
- I will ask for it! - Ah, that's right!
- Today we will go with... - With...
- Let's go with wood! - Let's go with wood!
- Right? - Understood!
- Well, then! - Yes!
- Experiment! - Let's go!
- Well, today's problem is...
- Can humans swim in the sky like this? - Yes!
- Can we swim if we move even a little?
- Well, let's do it like that! - Yes!
- Really? - Yes!
- Do you like the sky? - Do you like the sky?
- If you have time, you should go to the sky!
- You will definitely go!
- You should ask more questions!
- Then, how much do you weigh?
- Now? I don't know...
- About 58kg?
- What?!
- I am 58kg!
- I am about 58kg! Why?
- You are a little heavier, aren't you? - Yes, I am. - No way! I weigh myself every day and I am 58kg!
- You have gained weight recently. - No, I haven't. - But I am 58kg!
- Is it noon on this day? Evening? - No, it's not evening. It's about noon.
- What did you eat for breakfast? - Hmm... What did I eat?
- I can't eat much in the morning. - Does it mean that your stomach is empty?
- I can't eat much in the morning. - What did you eat for breakfast?
- Well, if you have time... - What did you eat for breakfast?
- I am really 58kg! - Well...
- I have a question for you. - You have a big fan like this. - Yes, I do.
- You have 350 horsepower, but do you know how fast the wind is? - How fast?
- About 30 meters. - About 30 meters? - Yes. It's about the same speed as a big typhoon.
- Does it come up from below? - Yes, it does.
- Can we leave it like that? - Yes, you can.
- As you can see from the video, it comes up from the front. - But you put the fan below, didn't you?
- No, below. - No, above the ground. - Come on, it's enough.
- It's enough! - If you say like that... - What can I do with it if it breaks?
- It's above the ground. But it's big, so it comes up from about this height.
- I've considered it. - Are you serious?
- Hey!
- I can't beat you.
- Did you swim or not? - I did. - You did?
- Which one? - Yes. - Let's see.
- As Yamase said, if you can make it come up like this...
- Ken-chan, are you okay? - It's hard to tell, but I did swim.
- It's about this high. - I see. - Yamase, you did swim, too.
- Ken-chan, this is real love and this is fake love.
- It's about this high. - It's a little wobbly, you know? - Yes, I know.
- I thought it would be like that. - Kyuta, you did swim, too. - Yes, I did. - What's the angle like?
- I think it's about 20 to 30 degrees above the ground.
- It's about this high. - Let's see if he's right!
- Yes, like this. - You know, Hama-chan... - Who are you? - I don't mind flying, but... - Yes? - My wife and kids will be blown away!
- That's totally fine! - What? - That's totally fine! - Really? - Yes! Now, as a family, do your best and fly!
- To be honest... - Yes? - I'm scared! - It's okay! - I don't want to do it at all! - Now, let's go! - Are you okay? - I'm okay!
- Are you okay? - Yes! - Now, let's see if you can swim or not! Go! Go!
Have fun! Have fun! Have fun flying! Turn it around!
Stop it!
It's a success!
You scared me!
Why did you do that?
It's a great success!
I...
My mouth is dry!
But you...
You said "have fun flying" but why did you do that?
You're scary!
But I had fun flying in the second half.
Really?
I really did fly!
Really?
Yes!
That's great!
You swam beautifully!
I didn't do anything wrong, did I?
You didn't do anything wrong!
No, you didn't do anything wrong!
I'm sure you had a lot of fun!
The answer is...
You swam!
That's all for today!
Good-bye!
To be precise, it flew higher than you thought, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
It was pretty close to water.
You looked like you were in a good mood.
Did you want to try it?
Yes, I did.
But you know, the sound was amazing.
The sound, yes.
Couldn't you hold your breath?
I couldn't hold my breath.
Right?
Don't be so desperate!
How about you, Juta? Can you swim perfectly?
It's difficult if it's completely flat.
I see.
It's like an octopus.
When the wind hits it from the front, it goes up more and more.
But even for an octopus, it's diagonal.
So it's difficult if it's completely flat.
I see.
You can swim if you want, but you can't swim just by flying.
What was that thing that came to you when you finished earlier?
That was...
Backfire.
Oh, "backfire."
Don't say "oh!"
It's not an explanation!
Oh, backfire!
A mixture of gasoline goes through the cylinder and goes to the muffler,
and it's thrown there and explodes.
If you suddenly stop the engine, it's easy to get angry.
Oh, it's different from "backfire," right?
It's different!
Thank you for watching "The World Is Yours"!
Thank you for watching "The Experiment"!
Do you think this egg will stand here?
Of course it won't stand!
Do you really think so?
What's wrong? Why are you so surprised?
Why are you so surprised?
[Music]
[Laughter]
[Music]
Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop!
Hey!
There's a weirdo in here.
Raise your hand!
Hey!
One, two, three!
[Laughter]
[Grunts]
[Screams]
Isn't it eight-thirty? Aren't you late?! Wake up!
[Laughter]
[Inaudible]
[Laughter]
[Inaudible]
[Laughter]
[Inaudible]
[Laughter]
[Inaudible]
Get out of here!
Hello.
Today we are in Yokohama City, Kanazawa High School.
I will explain it to you.
High school club activities are good.
Tennis club, track and field club, night club...
It's cold. What is this place?
What is this place?
Oh! What's this?
It's getting bigger!
I see, you're dreaming, aren't you?
You're in a dream, aren't you? I see, I see...
It's a monster!
But you're in a dream, aren't you?
Okay, I'll beat you up!
You can't do that!
Oh, it was a dream! Thank goodness!
Oh, thank goodness!
Let's go over there.
Let's blow a kiss.
The weather is nice!
It really is!
But you know, climbing this mountain for the last time in college life is the right thing to do, isn't it?
You're right!
Koji!
Yes?
How about we go ahead and eat some bento?
Oh, Masatoshi!
Koji!
It's an angel!
You're right!
It's blood!
Angels really do exist!
That's right!
Isn't it a wonderful tune?
Oh, my heart is about to burst!
It's so cute!
Oh, let's go!
Let's go home!
Goodbye!
It's a monster!
It's going to eat us!
Don't run away! Don't run away!
What's wrong with you?
Do you think I'm wrong?
No.
Have you said anything wrong?
No.
I know you're in trouble.
At first I thought you were going to hit me.
But now that you've said it, I can't do it.
I know you're in trouble.
I'm sorry.
Do you think I'm wrong?
No.
Hey.
What?
Can I really do it?
I'm sorry.
Let's do it.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey.
I'm still angry.
I'm sorry.
Kawaji.
Did you do something?
I didn't do anything.
Did you step on something?
I didn't do anything.
Oh, right.
I'm hungry.
I'm going to go get an apple in my backpack.
Here you go.
Go get it.
I'm scared.
It's okay.
Engineer.
Thank you!
You're a good engineer.
You did a good job.
I know, right?
Let's go.
Okay.
♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪
You bastard!
What are you dreaming about? Sit down! Sit down! Sit down!
Hey, say it! Say it! Say it to me!
Say it!
What is it?
Say it now!
What is it?
Go! You, go!
What? No.
Go! And then...
I'm sorry.
Just say it!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Am I wrong?
No.
I didn't say anything wrong!
Yes.
Do you understand?
I understand.
Hey!
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Is that so?
Yes.
Is that so?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Yes.
Hey, you...
Hey, you.
Yes.
Yes, for real.
I'm sorry.
Hey, you, come here!
No, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
Come here!
I'm sorry!
No!
I'm sorry!
Who is it? The police?
I'm sorry!
Call them! Call them!
I'm sorry.
Call them!
I'm sorry.
Call them!
Right now!
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
I knew it'd be spring.
Run! Run!
Nice to meet you! I'm Angel-chan!
If only I could play...
If only I could play the piano...
If Doraemon played the piano...
If the pigeon played the piano...
Farewell, love fire!
This is goodbye!
I'm so lonely and sad!
Why do you call me "earth conqueror" and "earth conqueror" and "javasu"?!
Give up and think it's fate!
Ja-ja-ja-jaaan! Ja-ja-ja-jaaan! Ja-ja-ja-jaaan!
I can hear fate...
Ja-ja-ja-jaaan! Ja-ja-ja-jaaan! Ja-ja-ja-jaaan!
It's working!
You're from Miami, aren't you?
What's wrong with you, Akira?
You look blue and depressed.
Meguppe, do you think we can really defeat the first villain?
Yes, Meguppe was thinking about it, too.
No matter how many times we attack, it doesn't work for that man.
That's right. In that case, Akira, why don't you think of a new weapon or even a secret weapon?
What are you talking about?
We're so poor, but we don't have that kind of money!
You're right about that, too.
What?
Hey, boss!
It's you, isn't it?
Of course it is! Where do you come from?
You're making me blush.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
What's wrong with you?
I heard a distant voice, and it sounded like a male wolf calling me.
What are you talking about?
Don't say that!
You know, we were wondering what we could do to defeat the first villain, and we both became a little blue.
You know, there's this Abe and Kinako for freedom, right?
Look at this.
What's that?
When you two are in danger, if you put these two pendants together, this one is real.
I don't know!
A special power will explode.
What?
Is that really okay?
If you think it's a lie, you should try it.
What are you talking about?
I'm starting to like it.
Try it.
What?
If you think it's a lie, you should try it.
Try it? You don't have to say it like that.
It really works, doesn't it?
It does.
Hey!
What's going on?
Earthquake! Earthquake!
What?
What did you say?
Earthquake?
What's going on?
Oh!
Mebpee!
What?
It's a giant white shark!
It's a giant white shark that has grown into a giant by itself.
But let me tell you about how it has grown into a giant.
Mebpee!
Yes!
Let's go!
Okay!
Now is the time for that special power!
Take it!
Goodbye!
Hang in there!
You're too fast!
We're right here!
Wow! You guys can't even stop me without doing anything!
Idiot! I'll stop you!
Okay! Take this!
What?
If that's the case, I'll have to transform!
But there are so many galleries!
I can't help it! I'm embarrassed, too!
Okay!
Then I'll transform!
Akira Kitagawa and Megumi Minamimura.
When their love is in full bloom and their love power reaches 100%,
they decide to marry and transform into Love Love Fire!
Where have you been all this time?!
We've been going around the world!
Akira Fire!
Megume Fire!
I love you!
Love Love Fire!
Megumee!
What?
If it's like this, we'll have to do Love Love Ai's Fresh Dinner Special!
That's right! That's why we transformed!
That's right!
Let's go, Dad!
Love Love Ai's Fresh Dinner Special!
You guys think you can beat me with that?
Idiot!
You're not listening at all!
I'm not listening? Isn't it your father's fault?
No, it's not! The opponent is too strong and it doesn't work!
What are you talking about?
That's right, Acura Fighter! Remember that!
The words of that master!
If you use this pendant, something might happen!
Ah!
Megumin!
Yes!
Put this pendant together!
Right!
[sound of jet taking off]
[sound of flying robots]
Making Homunacus surprised by what is given to him is somewhat disturbing, but
mechanobot Oringazi will appear in their powerful ways of looking at things!
O-R-I-N-G-A-Z!
How big!
It's amazing!
Is this the pit that the old man mentioned?
That's right!
Are we going into such a place?!
Don't go in there and beat up the minister!
I see! Then let's go in!
What's that?
Here you go.
The automatic door opened!
It's closed!
Look over there! It's amazing!
It's like a cockpit!
It's like Imajika!
Imajika is even more amazing!
That's right!
Oh, Bigby, look!
What?
It's the minister's carriage!
What?
Just you wait! I'm going to beat you up!
Bigby!
I don't know about you, but I'm Bigby, too!
First of all, let's make a nice laugh.
Then we'll scare the enemy away!
That's right!
I see! Which switch is it?
Oh, it says "laugh" here!
Laugh?!
Then press it!
Hey!
What's with that funny laugh?
Who are you?!
I'm Love, Love, Fire, Fireworks, Wooding Man Dead!
I'm alive, I'm alive!
You are completely surrounded!
I'm going to scream!
I knew it! I knew it! You're a troublemaker!
Don't kill me!
Ojinga!
Hangar!
Jump!
Switch on!
I'm hungry!
I'm so hungry!
I'm gonna eat you up!
Okay...
I'm hungry!
Switch!
You're making me hungry.
Another bowl of meat!
Hey, you!
That's not how you do it, kid!
You can only do it like this, kid!
How's that?
Wait! What's this button for?
I don't know, but let's try pressing it!
This is Ozinger Z's most popular weapon, the Ylevan Missile.
Setting it up takes a little time and effort.
Hey, Akirabagi, what's that?
Oh, that's the Ylevan Missile!
Yeah! Alright, let's finish this up!
Electricity! Ylevan Missile, fire!
Whoa!
I'm gonna melt you!
Alright!
Ozinger Z, fire!
Ylevan Missile, fire!
Thank you for it.
Hey, sir.
Sir, who the hell are you?
My name is Kinako Abekawa.
Why are you laughing?
You don't have to do that!
What we want to say is...
you're just a big mouth...
I mean, you know you're not a big mouth.
That's right.
What kind of person you are...
it's crazy that you decided to get this pendant!
That's right.
Who the hell are you? Tell me!
Did you find out?
What's with that smelly acting?
Finally, it's time for you...
to tell me the truth.
What?
Please!
You are...
actually not human.
What the hell is it?
Shimafusasabi.
Shimafusasabi?!
What?!
Is it true?!
Kinako!
Yes?
Please tell me the truth!
You are actually...
people who came from...
the Pegasus Planet.
From Neon Planet.
Not to destroy Earth, but to destroy humanity, is what Dr. Dai Chan has come for.
And in order to prevent that, you guys, the Love Love Fires, have been dispatched from Neon Planet.
I see. So we understand now.
And I still can't solve your question, but who are you?
I am, of course, the mysterious woman who supports you Love Love Fires in the shadows, Abekawa Mochi and Kinakon.
Abekawa Mochi and Kinakon!
Didn't you just come up with that?
It's my real name.
Let's work hard until we stop that Dr. Dai Chan.
Yes!
Wait a minute. Does that mean that Dr. Dai Chan is still alive?
Probably.
If that's the case, we'll give up.
We'll get on the loading cassette and this time we'll stop Dr. Dai Chan's breath and get him out of this show!
That's right! Let's do it!
And the three of us will go back to that star of hope, star of beauty, star of peace, Vega Planet!
Let's do it!
That's right!
Wow! So that's what it was like!
I finally read it!
No, what's Vega Planet? It's Vega Planet, damn it!
Listen up! I'm not the one who's going to get Deliler out of jail!
It's you two!
Watch Dr. Dai Chan, who starts next week, and his nasty face!
Yellow Man! Blue Man!
Damn it!
What's going on?
Okay, now we can combine, Red!
That's right! Red Man!
Yellow Man!
Blue Man!
By combining them and gathering that power into one, we can generate a million power destructive power.
Did you see our combined attack?
Be careful of Yellow.
You can come at me from wherever you like!
Damn you, Keiko.
I don't like how you're treating me.
What else could I do for you?
Keiko, you idiot!
All right, I'll forget about you.
Take this!
- You threw it, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
Look at this.
It hit you, didn't it?
It's hurting me!
Calm down.
- Calm down. - Hey, hey.
- Are you kidding me? - I'm sorry.
- Do it again. - I'm sorry, man.
What do you want me to do?
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, man.
- What do you want me to do? - What's wrong with you?
- What do you want me to do? Think about it. - Money?
What exactly do you want me to do?
What are you talking about?
- Money, right? - Are you kidding me?
- I'm not kidding you. - Are you kidding me?
- I'm sorry, man. - I'm sorry.
- Come here. - No, it's fine.
- Come here. - No, it's fine. Where do you think you're going?
I'm calling the police!
- Come here. - Let's talk.
- Come here. - No!
- Get out of here. - Get out of here!
Let's call the police!
- Chief. - Yes?
- Shall we start now? - Yes.
- It's over, hasn't it? - Yes.
Mr. Cary, am I a right dog?
Go green.
No, no, no.
You're Mr. Cary, aren't you?
Are you a right dog?
I'm not a Cary yet, so I don't know.
- You're a stranger, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- You're a stranger, aren't you? - No, I'm just a driver.
- Let's start. - Let's do it.
Mr. Cary!
I'm a driver!
I don't know why I'm in this world.
You don't know anything.
You should know yourself.
Stop! Who are you?
It's cold and long in the night in the North, but I just need a fire.
- What are you saying? - You know nothing but fire.
It's coming! I'll bite you!
I'll bite you!
- I won't say it out loud. - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! You too! Ah! You too!
- I'm sorry, but I have to go to the break room. - Ah! Break room! What are you doing in the break room?
- Don't go! - Don't go! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Itagaki-kun, you go first. - Ah! You go first! You go first! You go first!
I can't do it with you three!
GOTSU EI KANJI KIKURI NO CORNER
Let me introduce you.
This is a pen name "Made in Hong Kong" written in Osaka.
"GOTSU EI KANJI" members and staff, good evening!
Good evening!
Please listen to this unbelievable story of mine.
Unbelievable story?
Two years ago, I was walking around Osaka's Jinsai Bridge with my friends.
Suddenly, I heard someone calling me from behind, "Hey, are you hungry?"
Would you like some tea?
When I turned around, it was you, Ms. Imada!
I said, "Hey, look at the road, it's bumpy."
"Good morning," I said.
We thought you were lying, so we asked you for a favor.
Ms. Imada said, "Hey, you're cute," and said, "Don't get carried away."
You can't even pick up girls unless you borrow Ms. Imada's name.
It really pissed me off.
Ms. Imada, please teach him a lesson.
I like girls, you know.
For now, please put some sweets in here.
I know!
You're like a queen now.
I'm sorry for making you come here.
But that was a long time ago!
Thank you.
Well, your names are "chok chok" and "chok chok".
That's what I hate!
I really don't know who you are.
You know, I'm getting old.
I'm getting old, and I've been on TV for a while now.
I've stopped talking to people on the street.
I'm going home.
You can't talk to me!
I can't talk to you!
But...
I'm going back!
I'm telling you to go home!
You're so narrow-minded.
Go home!
By the way, I don't really care about what you say.
You're right.
You know...
When I pick you up and drive you home in a taxi...
I want to chase you home, even if you're cute.
I know, I know.
But you should have gone home by then.
You're right.
We were in the same car.
You were cute. You're cute, aren't you?
You're cute, aren't you?
So we went home together.
But that was the end of it.
You didn't go home.
You took your own car and chased me home.
I didn't have time to drive you home!
You're still here!
You're huge!
You're really strong.
Yeah, I'm strong.
But I'm still...
I'm still young.
But I'm still not good enough for you.
I'm not good enough for you.
So, everyone...
I'm Shikori.
I'm Toyama.
I'm Asesaki.
I'm Yutaka.
Thank you for watching.
Don't forget to like and subscribe!
See you next week!
Until then...
Bye-bye!
I'm tired.
What are you talking about?
I can't do it anymore.
I'm in a bad mood.
Are you okay?
If you were a manga artist, would you like to work with an old lady in Matsuara?
I hate that old lady.
Don't say that. She looks like a good person.
She's pretty tough. I don't know if you like her or not, but I hate her.
Don't say that. She's worth eating pears with.
It's none of your business.
Then...
Be good.
Be good. I don't like you.
I...
I'm not Japanese.
Don't say that.
It's tough, isn't it?
Really?
Why do you say that now?
I don't know.
Brother!
What time is it?
Brother!
I don't know.