AISubs v3.4
I'm sorry, but I have a fever. Can you give me some of this medicine?
Medicine? You mean me?
Yes.
You put it in from my butt, right?
Yes.
This?
You're lucky.
Can I?
Of course you can!
I'm so happy!
I'll put it here.
Yes.
(roaring)
Ultra-san has stepped on poo on Foon as well.
Will Ultra-san be able to defeat the monster as it is?
Ultra-san is in danger.
Go.
(roaring)
How is your friend in front of the TV?
Let's find out together what you think is mysterious today!
(singing)
Ehehehe!
Brother! Brother!
Ah! Don't forget me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Brother, you're so clumsy!
Please forgive me!
Are you angry?
Ehehehe!
Ah! Nandara-kun!
Yes?
Is that a letter you got from your friend in front of the TV?
Yes!
Can you read it for me?
Yes!
Brother Nandara-kun, hello!
When it's winter, animals and insects dive into the ground and hibernate, right?
Why is that?
Is it because it's warm in the ground that they dive and...
uh... dive?
Please tell me!
I see...
That's a bit of a difficult question!
Yeah!
I see!
Then, Brother and Nandara-kun,
shall we go and find out?
Yeah!
Brother, wait up!
What is it?
You have to make me bigger!
Brother, you're really clumsy!
I know!
Nandara-kun!
Then, Brother and I will chant a spell and make you bigger!
Yeah!
Then, let's go!
Dengana Bangana Kai Taroka!
Hey you!
Huh?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Hey! If you're going to be like that, I'm going to hit you!
I'm sorry!
Are you really going to do it?
No, it's fine!
Come on out!
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean it like that!
Do your job properly!
Yeah!
Huh?!
Then, let's do it again!
Do it better than that!
Yeah! I'm sorry!
You're going to bite me!
I'm going to bite you!
Then, let's go!
Yeah! Don't hit me!
Then, let's go!
Okay!
Dengana Mangana Kai Taroka!
Hey you!
Huh?
You're really getting bigger!
Yeah!
Even your father is getting bigger!
You're becoming a good father!
You're right!
I'm not!
I'm Marco's mother, who's 3,000 years old!
What are you talking about? I don't understand you at all!
All of the teachers are looking down on you!
They're not going to look down on me like this!
You're using a middle-aged man's mask!
I'm really going to hit you!
Look! Your friends are watching you on TV!
Don't get mad!
Then, brother, shall we go?
Shall we go?
Then, let's go to the club together!
Let's go to the club!
Let's go! One, two...
What is it?!
Brother!
Brother! Brother!
You're finally here!
That's right!
You're early!
Was I early?
Yeah!
Brother, look!
Huh?
There's a hole like this!
Oh, you're right!
I want to see what kind of insects are there!
Look!
Brother, look!
What is it? Look!
What kind of insects are growing?
What are you doing?
Look! Look!
You look!
If you don't look, I don't know what kind of insects there are!
Why?!
Look, brother!
Why don't you look a little?
You have to look a little deeper!
That's why you have to look lower!
What are your friends watching?
You have to look!
You have to look, brother!
What is it?!
Everyone in the club looks suspicious!
You have to look!
Are you suspicious?!
Yes!
What insects are there?
What kind of insects are there?
I don't know...
What is it, brother?!
Brother, what is it?!
What are you doing?!
Brother, what's going on?!
Are you okay?!
Nandara-kun!
Brother!
I said I'm fine!
I can't take it anymore!
Stop it!
Brother, are you okay?!
Nandara-kun!
Brother!
I said I'm fine!
Brother?!
Nandara-kun!
Brother!
Ahhh!
What did you do, Nandara-kun?!
What do you think? Is it warm?
Is it warm?
It's kind of annoying.
You have to tell everyone in the classroom.
Well...
My feet are already very cold.
Oh, that's right. Everyone in the classroom, remember this.
My feet are already very cold.
And?
My body is pretty warm.
Everyone in the classroom, take notes.
Your body is pretty warm.
Does that mean you're warm?
That's right.
I see. Everyone in the classroom, take notes.
You're warm inside, aren't you, Onii-san?
That's right.
Give your friends in front of the TV more and more.
See you later!
Hey!
Huh?
Come here for a second.
Huh?
I said, come here for a second.
Huh?
Huh? What are you doing?
Huh?
Hey!
Huh?
It's late in the evening.
Huh?
Are you tired?
No, I'm not tired.
Even if you're tired, you can't do it!
You can't do it!
What's wrong, Oni-san?
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
Don't move!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
I don't know, but...
What is it?
Get angry!
Don't do it!
Stop it!
Don't look at me like that!
Don't do it!
Get angry!
Don't do it!
What are you going to do?
Good evening, Mr. Ijimi.
Good evening.
Don't be so polite.
What are you doing?
I'm not being polite.
You're always talking and doing your job.
But you know what?
When I watch TV, I really think it's bad.
Really?
I really think it's bad.
I see.
We're not that close.
I don't know about that.
Mr. Kamada, what's the theme for today?
The theme for today is "lucky luck".
That's the theme of the show.
It's "lucky or unlucky", right?
That's right.
It's "lucky or unlucky".
I see.
My lucky day was when I joined Kuji TV.
When you were still doing yoga?
Yes.
In other words, there are years when broadcasting stations accept announcers.
Really?
When I graduated from that school, Fuji TV accepted me.
When I joined Fuji TV, I felt like I was raised in Osaka.
I felt like I was raised in Osaka.
I don't know if it would have happened if it was another station.
I feel like I can do what I do now because of Fuji TV.
You say funny things sometimes, don't you?
Do you know what I mean?
Not "sometimes", but "all the time".
No one is around you.
That's right.
When I'm watching TV and you're lying down, how many times do you cry?
I can say that.
So you don't know what you have and what you don't have, do you?
First of all, it's Fuji TV.
Fuji TV is a lot of things.
Why did you quit?
If you're different from me, you'll do better on daily TV than Fuji TV.
I don't know what to say.
But you're on the ride now, aren't you?
You're not scared, are you?
No, I'm not.
No matter who's behind you, you're always tall.
I'm not tall.
But you know, I work low-kneed.
Lower your head and say it.
Yes, yes, yes.
You have a lot of gum and hair.
I'll use magic medicine and seduce girls
I'll definitely win 100 times out of 100
But I can't, I can't, I can't, only that girl can't
She called me "girl hunt god"
Where was I, oh baby?
Oh sugar baby love
I fell in love with you at first sight, for the first time in my life
It's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it feels good
I can't use magic medicine for the first time in my life
Miracle power love's magic potion
Baby, what should I do?
That's funny.
I didn't see it!
You said "let's guess the number" and I said "seriously, seriously" and you said "of course"!
That's how it is.
It's the opposite!
Then say "let's guess the number" to me.
Let's guess the number!
Seriously, seriously!
This is it!
If you don't get it, you'll be in trouble.
Let's do it again.
Let's go!
What does Hama-chan have to do with it?!
Well, whatever.
Well, whatever. I'm Hama-chan, so whatever.
Hama-chan?
Let's guess the number!
Seriously, seriously!
Wow, you're all so excited!
Let's do our best!
Hama-chan has nothing to do with it!
Hama-chan is mine!
That's gross.
These are today's guests!
Nice to meet you!
Well, let's get started!
Today's guest is this person!
Today's guest is Sankon-san!
This is good.
Sankon-san is our guest.
We'll immediately give Sankon-san the number.
Sankon-san's number is...
...this!
Everyone watching on TV and at home, please answer!
Look at this mess!
This is amazing, isn't it?
This is really amazing.
First of all, let's do it like this.
What do you think it is?
Say it!
A sibling.
Excuse me, but can we start from the beginning?
Can we start from the beginning?
Sit down! What are you doing?
This week's guest is...
Yay! Yay! Yay!
You're making me mad!
What are you doing?
And Sankon-san's number is...
This one!
Twenty-two!
I can't even imagine it!
You're just going off on your own!
Yes, Matsumoto-kun!
Brothers?
Wrong!
I'm sorry!
What are you going to do about it?
Are you going to do it?
I'm sorry!
I'm not saying this, but you're amazing!
You're amazing!
Wait!
What do you mean "wait"?
You're amazing!
You're going to destroy this!
You're brothers and sisters, but you're going off on your own!
Let's write it in a different number!
What?
A different number!
Can you do it?
I'm sure it'll work out!
I'm not sure about that...
Anyway, let's use some magic...
Excuse me!
I'm sorry!
I'm sure it'll work out!
I'm surprised, too!
There are 22 names written here!
Oh, look!
Madaro, Ibara...
What?
Ibarahima, Mousa, Wafure,
Kariatou, Aminata,
Umami Sankon, Mama Nana Sankon...
If you laugh even once, I'll get tired of you!
Sankon will write a new number for us.
Let's do it for now.
Sankon's number is this!
San...
Huh?
Choose a unit.
A unit?
San...
Megahertz.
No.
Not "sanbiki".
"Sanbiki" is "oshi".
San is...
Well, we've already got a unit.
"Nin".
The unit is "nin"!
Now, write it down!
"Nin"!
The unit is "nin"!
Let's start with "u". Here's the answer.
Wife, Imada-kun.
Out of 22 siblings, Sankon-san has 3.
What are you saying? What are you trying to say?
What do you mean?
It means it's "mitsugo".
Mitsugo...
So you have 3 similar faces?
3 similar faces.
But Sankon-kyoudai and Menraku-kao are similar.
That's enough!
Who's who? Do you know who I am?
For now, they're similar.
Ryoko!
Yes?
I have 3 lovers.
Oh, you have 3 lovers.
Yes?
If you go back home, you'll have 3 enemies.
I think I know what you're talking about!
Of course you do!
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good!
Shut up!
Are you sure?
You have 3 enemies.
You're good, you're good, you're good!
Yes, Konara-kun?
I have 3 Sankon-sans and 3 children.
Oh, I see. You have 3 children.
Yes.
Oh, this is...
Matsuo-kun?
I don't know. You know...
There aren't many of them in the country like Mojuu.
That's right.
Do you have any living siblings?
I see.
I don't know how many of you there are.
Even if you eat 19 people.
Oh, this is...
Now, let's hear the correct answer from Sankon- san!
The correct answer is...
Who is it?
Your mother loves you!
That means...
The correct answer is...
All of you!
What?!
What a pitiful sound!
I have three mothers.
Yes, you said it just now.
Right?
I have three children, including my mother's children.
How many children do you have in total?
Just the three of us?
All of us have twenty children.
You don't have a father?
Just one.
What?!
That's right.
You don't have a father?
Of course!
What?!
It's similar.
You three are funny.
By the way...
By the way, what is it?
I've seen it on TV before, but apparently it's good for eyesight.
That's right.
It's good for eyesight, right?
When I was in Japan, I got a 6.0.
You got a 6.0 when you came to Japan?
Yes.
What do you see?
Don't you see internal organs?
Eyes!
That's the head!
Animals.
What?!
I see animals.
You see animals' internal organs?
No!
That's the head!
You see internal organs!
6.0!
You haven't seen anything since you came to Japan?
It's pretty bad now.
It's 2.0.
That's enough!
Can you count the horses that are far away?
I can see them all.
What?!
It's calculated.
You can't use it for anything.
It's not that useful!
You know...
Eyes are your own life.
Why is that?
For example, you're in a jungle, right?
Yes.
If you have bad eyesight, you'll be eaten by robots.
That's true.
Right?
If you're next to a tree, you'll be eaten.
Yes.
But if you can see a lion and a lioness, it's scary, right?
Yes, it is.
Do you see lionesses?
Lions?
Yes.
When I came to Japan, I saw lions for the first time.
What do you know?!
It's true, it's true, it's true!
Are there lions in Guinea?
Lions are deep in the mountains.
I've never seen a lion before.
When I came to Japan and went to Oenerbos, I saw a lion for the first time.
I was really surprised when I saw a lion!
That's amazing!
That's true!
And I saw a hippo and a giraffe for the first time in Japan.
And I didn't think...
You're lying!
You don't know anything!
You're lying!
I'm not lying, I'm not lying!
Mr. Kango, are you a foreigner?
Mr. Kango, I'm a city boy.
If you don't have good eyesight, you'll be eaten.
What kind of animals do you eat?
Lions. Lions are scary.
You!
You don't know anything about lions!
I don't know!
If you go far away, you can see them.
But if you go far away, you can eat them, right?
That's right.
They lived far away.
And they were eaten.
How do you know what they were eaten by?
I don't know!
I don't know anything!
I'm stupid!
Then...
Do you want me to speak French?
Of course!
Three, right?
Mom's number.
We were writing it down, but the answer was different.
So we chose it!
Thank you, Mr. Kango!
We chose it!
We choose it!
Brother!
We can't stand being naked like this anymore!
That's right, but...
Why don't you go out in public like this?
The world is a big fraud!
Don't you have anything good to say, stupid brother?
That's right...
Oh! That's right!
If you change your eyes, nose or shoes here...
You won't be found out!
Brother!
Do you want me to say it?
Yes!
All right! I'll say it!
All right!
Hey! Hey! Let's go!
Brother, I don't like it!
What do you hate?
What is it?
You won't know if you do that!
At least give me something to eat!
What?
You're so mature!
Are you leaving?
Let's play!
You're the worst!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Is it broken? Is it broken? Is it dangerous?
Is it broken? Is it broken? Where is it?
Oh! It's broken! It's broken!
It's broken!
Do you have money?
Let me fly!
Do you have money?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Why can't I catch it today?
Oh! I found a contact lens!
I'm lucky!
I can't catch it at all!
Composition - Tokugawa Ieyasu
Lyrics - Tokugawa Iebitsu
Arrangement - Hattori Hanzo
Song - Musuke-san Gaku-san
Song - Tokugawa Ieyasu
If you don't want to cry, then go away.
Because my daughter is...
This is really...
It's not like he's in Yoshimoto Industries.
Don't say it like that!
You think so, don't you?
What do you mean?
Of course I do!
What kind of movies do you watch?
Of course...
In Osaka...
First of all...
I do comedy.
It's a small-scale business.
It's tough!
But in small-scale entertainment...
There are people who do it, right?
There are people who do it, but...
The number is limited, isn't it?
It's not like one or two people.
But Yoshimoto...
You...
You're saying that as Hamada, aren't you?
I don't know!
No one says it like that!
But Yoshimoto Industries is overwhelmingly...
Right?
I don't know what's going on.
But you're not contributing to Yoshimoto.
Who?
You.
Why?
You know, Yoshimoto's president...
He was wearing a pacemaker.
He said, "Oh, president..."
He touched the pacemaker...
And after a while...
He said, "Are you lying?!"
Are you serious?!
Did I really make a mistake with my memory?
Is there such a thing as weakness?
Of course there is!
There's a machine inside!
Touch it!
And there really was one!
They put it in here!
It was scary!
Did you check it?
I didn't!
Didn't you have a smartphone stand with you?
I didn't do anything like that...
But you know, there's gratitude, right?
I'm glad you joined Yoshimoto Industries.
Anyway, that was my starting point.
I didn't become a student...
I didn't become a teacher...
I don't really appreciate it...
This fresh joke you're throwing at me.
It's not like that...
But if you didn't join Yoshimoto Industries...
These two wouldn't have teamed up.
Actually, we joined together.
I see...
Then you don't have to thank me.
You're welcome.
♪ I want to study, I want to work ♩
♪ I don't want to be perfect, I want to be who I am ♩
♪ I want to be useful ♩
♩ I don't want to be perfect, I want to be who I am ♩
I want to hear heavy metal.
Hey, you weaklings! Come out and say hello!
What?
Do it, you guys!
Watch it!
But...
You guys too.
You're the ones who hit me!
What are you saying?
Stop him.
Ouch!
Let's go to the office!
No!
Are you okay, senpai?
What do you mean?
We couldn't get it yesterday either.
You're right.
There are good customers and bad customers.
Really?
Yes.
Go over there.
Okay.
Thank you!
Excuse me!
Oh, you're so stingy!
Oh, poly! Poly!
Boom! Boom!
I'm going to lie down!
What are you going to do?
♩ Samadama, samadama, samadama, samadama ♩
Looking forward to it, aren't you?
Now, Teto...
Sir!
What is it?
There's a deer over there.
All right, leave it to me!
It's open!
You asked for it again!
Can I have it?
Take it off! I'm in a good company and I'm wearing this jacket, so I'm asking you!
I'm sorry.
Take it off already!
I'm sorry.
I'm begging you!
Don't make me say that again!
I'm begging you!
I found it!
Help me!
The most precious thing in the world was born.
The red-nosed heron horse, Soprando.
What do you think of it?
Um... the red-nosed heron is...
Let me see it.
It's a demon!
Everyone, even if you are afraid of it,
the president himself will become a demon
and hold a "bean roll" competition to bring misfortune upon us.
Even if the president is a demon,
please do not throw it without force.
Is that understood?
Yes!
Then, president, please!
Yes!
Yumitani!
Do it harder!
Yes!
Harder!
Demons!
Die!
Demons!
Die!
Well, I...
Everyone was talking about luck.
That's good.
I was lucky.
Hamada invited me.
Hamada invited me and I got in.
Did you have a vision of your own?
Yes, I graduated high school and decided to become a printer.
You did?
I did.
You can't continue like that.
I still dream of becoming a printer.
Be careful!
You!
You can't continue like that!
I don't know if it's a good job or a bad job.
You're always late or early.
That's not a job. You're always early.
You're always an hour late.
That's what you say at 8 or 9 in the morning.
You're not fit for a company girl.
But you can't continue like that.
It's not good for you.
I don't know if I can say that.
You can't continue like that.
Offset printing?
Yes, yes, yes.
Why do you dream of that?
It's good to be first class.
You dream of being an offset printer forever.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're lazy!
It's good to be first class.
180,000 yen!
For construction, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's good.
But now...
No.
It's me!
You're amazing!
You're amazing, Moke!
Are you talking about fortune?
No, no, no.
I'm talking about money.
But you can't continue like that.
Really?
It's not funny like that.
Even if you think you can't continue like that,
you won't know if you think about it later.
That's the result.
Even if you think you can't continue like that,
you can use it as a spring and change it every month.
When do you think you can't continue like that?
When you're old.
- Is it because of that? - Yes.
But I wasn't good enough because I didn't put in enough effort or I didn't have enough education.
- So I wasn't good enough because... - You're always like that. You're like Mr. Kiyosu.
You're all so serious and different.
I don't like it when you're like that.
I wasn't going to say it.
From little things to big things.
Asakusa, in the city of Tokyo.
An old-fashioned entertainer.
If it's for entertainment, he'd give up his life.
If it's for comedy, he'd do anything.
He's hot-tempered and cold-hearted.
That kind of family story.
Do you know it?
Amada Entertainer.
More than that...
Is it true that your wife is oily?
No, it's not that we're not on good terms.
It's just that I don't think we're on good terms.
That's right.
Recently, we've been going out every night.
It feels good.
See?
What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you? - I'm going to tell her.
It's too late for that.
Don't say things like that. We're not on good terms.
It's too late.
From my experience,
we're not on good terms.
- Don't say weird things like that. - You!
What do you mean "my experience"? You're a doctor, you idiot!
- Don't talk like that! - Hey, don't be mean.
Who do you think you're talking to?
- Who do you think you're talking to? - You're mean!
Wait, you!
What's going on here?
Why do you want to know? I want to know!
What?
Hey, stop it!
Big sister and big brother...
What are you doing?
What do you mean "big sister and big brother"?
What are you doing in Hawaii?
What do you want?
You just got married, but you're fighting.
I'll tell you why.
Tell me why.
Hey, father...
What are you doing?
Dad! Dad! Dad! Stop it! Dad! Dad!
What are you talking about?
I'm your father, aren't I?
Dad! Dad! Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Are you kidding me?
Stop it!
Damn you!
What's wrong with you?
Damn you!
Dad!
What a weird family!
We're just getting married!
Hey!
What are you doing?
I knew it wouldn't work!
What?
I knew it wouldn't work for you two to get married.
Get out of here!
You're such a pain in the ass!
Get out of here!
I rushed in from the second floor.
Then where did you come from?
But you know, people were talking about it.
What?
I don't know!
It's not good for you two to get married.
What do you mean?
Well, I used to be in charge of the wedding show, so I know.
Well, if you're going to get something like this, you and your wife are done for.
For now, leave this to me.
Now I can rest in peace.
- That hurts! - Are you serious?
- Now that you mention it... - What reason do you have to say that?
That's right! What reason do you have to say that?
To put it bluntly, it's a matter of life.
I know what you mean by "matter of life", but what do you mean by "matter of life"?
Are you listening?
I am a young lady from the mountains.
I am the son of an old man in the lower town, who is in charge of this dirty entertainment business.
Who's in charge of this dirty entertainment business?
- It's obvious. - No, it's not!
- It's not obvious at all! - If you're going to break up, you should do it now!
- It's for each other's sake, you know? - That's not what I mean...
- I still don't understand you! - Oh, really?
That's right! Even if it's been fifty years, I'm still passionate about you!
I'm going to love you until I die!
- That hurts! - That hurts!
- Chief!
- Yes? - At an important moment...
- Yes! - Chief!
- Huh? - Chief, you're wrong about this!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're so old-fashioned!
- Are you going to break up or not? - Chief!
Are you going to break up with your lover and kick your wife's ass?
Oh, you're going to drop your megaphone!
- Don't do that! - Don't drop your megaphone!
- Don't do that! - It's not for each other's sake!
- Don't do that! - Don't bother me with your megaphone!
- Don't do that! - Don't do that!
- Father... - What is it?
- I guess it's impossible for you to live in the lower class... - You idiot!
Don't say that!
At a time like this, you can't live with your family together and overcome the crisis of marriage!
- Chief... - Yes?
- Do you have any good food? - Food?
- Yes! - Oh, I do!
- Grandma, get me some of that! - Yes, yes!
- Do you have it? - Yes, yes!
- I'll think about it! - Yes!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
Thank you!
- Don't drop it! - I won't!
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
Hurry up and give it to me!
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
One child.
Yes, one child.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
Hurry up and give it to me!
You only know that, don't you?
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you, you guys?
So...
Is there any way for those two to get along?
Don't say things like you heard!
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm asking you!
What's wrong with you, you guys?
I'm sorry!
I wonder if there's any good way for them to get along?
Well, like this.
Grandma, you say such good things!
I haven't said anything yet, you fool!
That's right!
Grandma, this is...
Sister! Is this okay?
Grandma! Can you tell me about this idea of yours?
Yes, yes.
In general, a couple getting along is a good thing for each other.
That's why I'd like this office...
to get a little closer to the mountains!
That's my boy, Grandma!
All right, let's go right away!
Let's go over to the other side of the mountain!
I'm going to kill you, Grandma!
What are you doing?
Get out of my way!
Don't say things like that on TV.
I'm saying it because you're doing something I don't know!
Sit down!
I'm not asking you to do it!
No, no, President!
Getting closer to the mountains is definitely not a mistake!
It's just that you're pushing it a little...
Play! Play! Play!
Don't you have any money?
Are you going to leave me alone?
All right, let's do it like this!
I'm going to take off my shirt!
Your shirt!
You're wearing a shirt!
I'm going to kill you!
What are you going to do? Tell me!
I'm going to take off my shirt!
All right?
If I do this, you're going to kill Yasuko-san instead of Itao-san, right, Papa?
What's wrong with killing her?
They're still fighting.
Do something about it!
I don't know! It's always like this!
Dao! Dao! Come here!
What is it, Papa?
Are you busy right now?
Of course we're busy!
You two just got married!
What's the reason you're fighting?
The reason we're fighting is that he had a divorce notice in his bag!
What did you say?
You know why I'm angry, don't you?
Don't say things like that!
Itao-san is the one who prepared the divorce notice, right?
Itao-san?!
Itao-san!
That's right!
What?! Where's Itao?!
That's right!
He said he got it from Imada-san.
What?!
I didn't ask for it!
Imada?!
What's going on?
What's going on?!
You can't do anything wrong!
Why are you so angry?!
No, no...
President!
Huh?!
Please listen to me until the end!
What is it?!
I was asked to do it.
You were asked to do it?!
Yes.
By who?!
Ryogo-san.
What?!
No one asked for it!
Why?!
Ever since Itao-san's wife came, my house has been too small.
If this continues, like last week, I'll fly to Hawaii!
What?!
Don't say that!
Me too!
Of course!
You're right!
Right?!
Yeah!
Come here!
What are you doing?!
You're such a bad woman!
Ryogo's Stylish Corner!
Here you go!
Take it!
I'm sorry, but your manager seems like a good person!
I won't take it from you!
Ryogo's Stylish Corner!
Stack Jumper Brent Corner!
Jumper's Corner!
What was that?
Nothing.
Now, among those who are watching on TV,
for those of you who are in your 50s,
this is for you.
This is for you, Mr. Starkon and Mr. Gasko.
This is for you, Mr. Stark Jumper.
I see.
On the back, you can see the names of all of our members.
I see.
It says "ZuraZura".
And on the arms,
you can see the numbers.
There's only one like this in the world.
There isn't.
Like this.
This is reversible, right?
This is reversible.
That's right!
I always thought that!
Oh, I was wrong!
It's just that it's like this.
Oh, I see.
This is for all of you in your 50s.
The deadline is February 8th!
It's valid until the end of February 8th.
What's written on it?
Jumper, I want you.
Please.
How many times?
The fourth time.
The third time.
The third time?
The seventh time.
What kind of world is this?
This is the 29th time.
Why?
What is this?
This is "Hamada Gamer Tea".
"Gamer Tea"?
Calm down and speak slowly like you're chewing gum.
You too!
This is three times more fun than before.
I can't do this.
I'll do it later.
But I'm doing my best, right?
I think I'm doing my best.
You're still doing your best.
Every time I do it, I put a dip on it first.
If it comes off a lot, it means I did my best today.
The more you put it in your head, the more the dip comes off.
Today, when it exploded, it came off a lot.
But it's not enough, right?
It's not enough.
Even if you put it in your head, it won't make you hit Hamada harder.
You're losing your old memories.
I don't like this!
Everyone, let's have fun and have fun together!
Today's staff members will be joining us more and more.
See you next Wednesday!
Goodbye!