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Ichi! Hurry up and do something! The bad guys are coming!
Ah!
Elio!
Ichi, you can't! My legs are numb!
Can I go now?
Go ahead!
All right!
Hey, wait up! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Let me go! Hey!
The End of Time
The end of time.
Before the collapse of the government, politics was disturbed and evil was rampant in the city of Edo.
The End of Time
Please excuse me.
Oh, come in.
As you requested, we have arrived.
Oh, I've been waiting for you.
Please come in.
Please excuse me, Master Kuroda.
This is...
...as usual.
Please accept this.
You seem to be in a good mood.
No, no.
Master Kuroda and I have a strong relationship.
It is a sign of gratitude.
And...
And so...
Yes, and so...
Actually...
I think it is about time we carried out our plan.
Oh!
You mean buying rice?
Shh!
You're too loud!
I'm sorry!
Gradually, we bought rice.
When the rice shop's warehouse reached the bottom,
the ship that was supposed to bring the rice
sank in the storm and into the sea.
That's how it happened. The price of the rice remained as it was.
What's more, what sank in the storm
was a broken ship loaded with stones.
The rice that was supposed to sink
was for the profits of the people in front of us.
The ship will definitely sink, won't it?
Leave it to me!
Sendoh...
Of course, I want you to die.
Iseya, you're evil, too.
Master Kuroda...
Even though you're emotionless,
you shouldn't do something like this.
I'll tell you more about it later.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Let's go!
Who's there?
Who are you?
Damn you! How dare you speak ill of others!
Damn you! How dare you look me in the eye!
I will eliminate all evil in this messed up world!
I want to dream all the time!
Mutsumumi!
I see! You guys are...
Familiar with me, aren't you?
Congratulations, brothers! We're back!
Bastards! Come on, come on!
Go for it, Lost God!
Leave it to me, Okamero!
Go, go, go!
Okamero!
Go!
Okamero!
Leave it to me!
He's disgusting!
I'll kill you!
Not yet!
I have many excellent young samurai waiting for me!
Come on, guys!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Okamero!
What is it?
We don't have time for this!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
Come on, guys!
Go!
Do you really want to live?
Hurry up!
Do it, everybody! Do it!
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Look! It's a dead man!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
It's a dead man!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
It's a dead man!
It's a bad guy!
Why are you crying?
Why are you sad?
I'm really angry.
I'm having fun.
Hey, boss!
Why are you in such a hurry today?
As a result of the work of the Omedeta Samurai,
the city of Idomo was protected again.
Thank you for your hard work!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Whose panties are these?
I'm sorry!
Anyway, we don't have any money.
It's not like this or like that.
Today, we will use Maria, the chimpanzee who is said to be the closest to human intelligence, and conduct experiments with her.
Today, we will use this electronic sensor.
When I see it, I want to know what Maria will show me.
Especially since it is used by adults and especially by men, I feel like I can get interesting results.
Let's do it.
Maria!
Huh? Huh?
Ah! This is a good one.
It's better than this one.
This is good. See, it moves.
So no matter what angle it is, it will bend.
I really wanted this one.
The clerk said this one is cheaper.
I didn't have money at the time, because it was the end of the month.
So I chose this one.
Ah...
I'm tired.
I'm going home and taking a nap.
Okay, so...
Nori-chan...
Yes?
Today, we're talking about what it means to be an adult.
What does "adult" mean?
How far do you think we've grown up?
That hasn't been decided yet.
It hasn't?
But sometimes you do feel like you've grown up.
Didn't you?
Oh, I see.
Like when you smoked?
How much did you smoke?
It's like your soul is being pulled out of you.
I smoked about 16 cigarettes.
Do you still smoke?
Yes, I still do.
Why?
Because it's hard when you're an adult.
Oh, I see.
When you're an adult, you don't like it when you have spots and wrinkles.
That's the best part of smoking.
So you don't smoke?
I...
I did smoke.
I think you should quit.
But Nori-chan...
When she saw us earlier, she said we were still children.
Babies!
We're like babies to you, Nori-chan!
Babies!
What?
That's right.
I guess you're right about that.
We do a lot of things!
I know.
I know!
But you know...
I'm a little more distant from you than you are.
Are you sure?
Of course I am!
That's why...
There's nothing we can do about it.
That's true, but...
For example, does Nori-chan know about us?
She does.
Really?
Really.
How do you know?
She asked me.
She asked you?
If she asked you, you'd know!
Well...
Until she asks me.
It's no good, no good, no good for her alone.
She was called "Goddess of Gas".
Where was I?
Oh baby!
Oh sugar baby love!
For the first time in my life, I fell madly in love with you!
It's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's painful!
For the first time in my life, magic medicine doesn't work!
Miracle power love's magic potion!
Baby, why is it so painful?
For the first time in my life, I fell madly in love with you!
For the first time in my life, magic medicine doesn't work!
Baby, why is it so painful?
For the first time in my life, magic medicine doesn't work!
Hmph! I don't want to be an adult!
What's wrong with you, Kamao?
I know!
When you're pregnant, girls eat males!
Mothers ate fathers!
I hate mothers like that, and I hate fathers without children!
Kamao! Don't say bad things about your father!
He was so delicious!
(laughter)
(music and singing)
(sigh)
Doscoit!
I'm back.
Hey, Minaji and Doscoit, sit down.
What is it, father?
(sigh)
You've grown up, haven't you?
What are you talking about?
Earlier at the entrance...
that... what is it...
the man who was kissing you...
who was it?
Be honest with me.
Masao.
I see.
By the way, last night you were...
I was...
- The other day... - The day before?
- The day before. - The day before.
You'll rip your lips off!
Hey, hey, hey!
Ah, Mom! Mom, buy me this!
No! You bought it the other day!
Please, miss!
I'm sorry.
Hmm?
Hmm...
What do you want?
We'd like...
Lunch for children!
- Yes! - Yes!
Ah, me too!
Children's lunch for adults...
Won't you open it?
It doesn't have a flag like yesterday's.
Don't say that.
Children's lunch will be canceled.
Ah, but it has a minicar.
Children's lunch!
It doesn't run.
Children's lunch!
Is there a red one and a blue one?
Children's lunch with the red one!
Children's lunch with the blue one!
Here it is!
Children's lunch!
What is it? What is it?
Children's lunch!
Yes, yes.
The segment has begun.
What kind of segment is this?
Well, when ten people get together...
There are various differences.
Because ten people are the same color.
That's right.
Well, now...
We'll have ten people appear...
These ten people have one thing in common.
Yes.
What is it that they have in common?
The answer is...
These people.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
Well, then...
Let's get started!
First of all, the first ten people...
Here you go!
There is one thing in common.
Those of you who are watching and those of you who are outside, here is the answer!
Now, first of all, what is in common?
Well, for now...
Yes, yes.
Does it have anything to do with appearance?
It does have something to do with appearance.
But if you look at it more broadly...
Yes, yes.
I really think so, but...
Yes, yes.
Don't you all have eyebrows tattooed?
Which one is it? Which one is it? Which person is it?
This person?
Yes.
You, look in front of you for a moment.
Shut up! You won't appear on TV!
Wow!
It's true!
You're a man!
Which one of you has a strong sense of justice?
There is also a personal attack among these ten people.
May I ask you a question?
Yes, yes.
Nagamura-kun!
Yes.
Why haven't you been calm for a while now?
Well, you know...
Why don't you look at the camera for now?
Nagamura-kun.
Yes.
Nagamura-kun, do you have any other questions?
No.
Which one is it?
You, Nagamura-kun!
What is this?
Nagamura-kun, do you know Kaneko-kun?
I don't know.
You don't know? You don't know at all?
It's difficult, but...
Is it a bad thing or something you're proud of?
It's not a bad thing.
Is there anything special about him?
He stands out.
He stands out?
He stands out.
He stands out?
What about you?
When we show each other our tests, my mother gets angry with me, and I don't like it.
What?
Again!
When we show each other our tests, my mother gets angry with me, and I don't like it.
Yes!
What?
Edamame!
Everyone, go to Urauchi University!
Where is Urauchi University?
Where does he belong?
Let's think about it seriously.
What does it mean?
When we show each other our tests...
Who do you show it to?
Brothers!
Relatives!
What? Relatives?
Relatives!
Everyone is a relative!
No, we're all relatives!
Everyone is a relative.
No!
But it's close.
Close?
Relatives...
Yes!
It's far!
We all live in the same apartment!
What?
If you're angry with your mother, it means you're the same as her!
That's right!
What?
That's what it means!
Oh! That's what it means!
You're brothers, right?
That's right!
So, what kind of brothers?
Nekutahara brothers!
Yes, yes, I got it!
You're brothers are the same age!
What?
Yes, yes!
You know, the guy who released a CD and flew recently!
So, what's the answer?
You said age!
What?
What's the answer?
You're brothers are all Nekutahara brothers!
That's right!
We all have Nekutahara brothers!
Yes, we do!
That's right!
That's why, even though we didn't have many reactions, it was very difficult to bring all of you here!
Yes, yes! I tried my best! I tried my best!
It was very difficult!
Well, then...
We have five brothers here with us today!
Please come in!
Thank you!
Look, look, look!
Nakamura-kun, look at this!
It would be cute if there were two of you!
Look at this!
What's with this face?
Look at this!
Nisshun!
You look like Kesennuma-chan!
This is what makes us laugh, the Mori brothers!
Look at this!
It's heavy...
Ah, I'm hungry!
What are you doing?!
Who said you could combine?!
You look like the Mori brothers!
What's strange is that the Mori brothers don't look like this brother and Tanigawa-san!
Look at this!
Look!
No!
You look like him!
Oh, we do look like him!
I knew it!
Anyway...
Kurano-kun!
Amazing!
You are correct!
Congratulations!
Now, let's have the next 10 people appear and eat!
Let's go!
I'm flying to Paraguay again!
TV viewers and audience, here is the answer!
It's funny, but...
I can't help but laugh!
This kid is annoying!
That person and that 68-year-old man are lying!
What?
It's Matsumoto-san!
What?
Listen to me!
You can't get this excited just because you're in Japan!
Damn it!
I'm sorry!
It's funny, but I can't help but laugh!
Um...
Matsumoto-san, Matsumoto-san...
Are you all welcome in Miyoji?
What?
Miyoji?
If it's not Miyoji, is it your name?
Have you got it?
No, I haven't got it.
I don't know.
Please tell me the correct answer.
Yes, yes, Imada-kun.
Akiko?
No!
This is...
No, no, no.
Of course I know your name!
Why is everyone laughing at me?
You don't know it that much, do you?
Yes!
Tell me!
That Matsumoto-jiichan and Matsumoto-niisan have the same name.
So, please tell me the correct answer.
Tell me clearly.
Matsumoto-jiichan and Matsumoto-niisan have the same name.
Yes!
Aida-kun!
Everyone has the same name!
Correct!
Everyone of us has the same name!
I see.
Dad, can you show me?
Oh, it's coming out.
It's coming out.
Matsumoto-jiichan!
Dad, you're stubborn, aren't you?
Aida-kun, it's true.
You're causing trouble for others!
You're running out of time, aren't you?
Hey!
It's true!
Matsumoto-jiichan!
No, no, no.
Matsumoto-jiichan!
Right?
Right!
Your name is?
Matsumoto-jiichan.
Good.
Well, then.
Yes.
We're four people!
What's what's?
Beta!
Beta.
It's interesting, Mukkua!
Nii-san, peel the orange for me.
Grandma, I'm not a kid anymore.
I'll do it myself.
Go ahead and peel it!
Yes, yes, yes.
You're so nice.
I like old ladies like you.
Here you go.
I'm Migan! I'll eat you!
Don't do anything stupid!
Migan... Migan, peel it for me!
I'm not a kid anymore!
Peel it for me!
I like old ladies like you.
Here you go.
I'm Migan! I'll eat you!
Migan, peel it for me!
I'm not a kid anymore!
Peel it for me!
You used to be so nice.
I like old ladies like you.
Here you go.
Don't do it! I'm Migan!
Migan, peel it for me!
You used to be so nice.
Hurry up and peel it for me!
I'm Migan!
Migan, peel it for me!
Don't do it!
Migan, peel it for me!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, where in the world am I from?
Hey!
Why are men's and women's bodies different?
Hey!
Tell me!
I'm back!
Stop it!
Mom and Dad!
Get drunk!
Mom and Dad!
On Sundays, Dad is always lying around.
Mom steps on him.
Grandma pushes him.
We play with him. It's pretty tough.
Shun!
Oh, I see, I see!
When I see you like this, I feel like I'm strong and proud of you.
Oh, this is funny.
What's wrong, Shun?
One, two!
Why, why do you stop?
Are you going to have a beautiful baby?
Oh, I see, I see!
It's because it's weekly!
My kimono is less than one million yen!
You're a kid, but you're so cocky!
Honey!
One, two!
Why, why does Mom step on him?
Oh, I see, I see!
It's because you're an adult!
It's like miso soup, but it's different.
Dad is wearing a hat.
Last night we washed up together.
You washed up like an animal.
According to the data, Osaka people don't like it.
It's not that they don't like it.
Apart from that, they don't really like the stage.
It's better that way.
It might be fun for them, but it's a nuisance for us.
It's a nuisance for you?
It's a nuisance for us.
For example, who is that?
You have to be honest and be yourself.
It's a nuisance for you?
It's a nuisance for me.
It's a nuisance for you?
It's a nuisance for me.
What kind of entertainers do you like?
Entertainers?
You like Kansai people, don't you?
Yes.
You like Kansai people, don't you?
I don't know.
Who are you talking about?
I'm talking about Kansai people.
You mean everyone?
Everyone.
But they're not entertainers.
Even ordinary people.
When you watch TV...
People are like this and like that.
Even in Tokyo, people make noise.
But people make noise in different ways.
Is it more elegant in Tokyo?
Yes.
Do people deceive you?
Yes.
Have you ever been deceived?
I haven't been deceived by men.
Is that so?
I've been deceived by my manager.
You've been deceived by your manager?
I've been deceived by my manager.
I see.
You're an adult.
There are adults like you.
Please be careful.
Thank you.
I'm caught up in Yoshimoto's performance.
I haven't been caught up in Yoshimoto's performance.
Even if Yoshimoto is busy now...
I'm sure Yoshimoto will become an adult.
Captain!
Captain, we can't do it anymore.
The area is completely surrounded by enemies.
We've run out of food and bullets.
Let's run away!
You idiot!
But...
Captain!
We're adults.
We can't act like children.
We can't!
Captain!
The enemies are right there!
We have no choice.
What should we do?
Let's go this way.
This way.
What?
I can't cover myself.
My stomach hurts.
Hold me.
I'm fine.
No money.
Ah, I want to know more about love than that!
I want to know more about heavy metal.
We're still learning and learning.
That's right. Even when we grow up, we're still competing for first place.
We're always wandering around.
Lazy people are nice, aren't they?
You're right.
No, it's not like that.
Ah, this is pretty good.
Kana, if you're going to do it, do it.
Take a video of me.
A video?
Dad! Dad!
What's up?
Kyoko has grown up!
What?
She has grown up!
I'm so happy for you, Mom!
What?
Today's number is "segian"!
I'm so happy for you!
Hey! Hey!
Show Dad!
What?
She has grown up!
What?
Show him!
What?
Show him!
Dad!
Show him!
Catch her! Catch her!
Show me!
Let me see!
My name is Tsukere-oyaji.
Are you lying or telling the truth?
I'm doing my best.
Doing your best? Are you taking a demonstration?
Do you really go out and walk around and get a job?
What is that for?
I didn't join this company to walk around.
The company recognized my ability and...
I know!
Just tell me what you want.
Excuse me.
Hey, you!
Excuse me.
Do you know that young man who works as an assistant?
I don't know.
Do you know that saying, "If a dog walks, a stick hits it"?
"If a dog walks, a stick hits it"?
I don't know.
Really?
Really.
Let me try.
Well, if you have a chance next time.
What are you talking about?
It's a good opportunity, isn't it?
Let me try.
Do it.
"If a dog walks, a stick hits it"?
Is it true?
Hello, dog.
What? Dog?
If you're a dog, you're a dog in the script.
You're lying.
It's true.
No.
No, it's true.
No, it's not.
Show me.
It's true.
Where do you want me to go?
You're a dog in the script.
Where do you want me to go?
Turn around.
You're a dog in the script.
It's too late. Stop it.
Turn around.
You should turn around yourself.
You're a dog in the script.
What?
You're a dog in the script.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm serious. Look at me.
I don't care about you.
Are you really mad at me?
What?
Are you really mad at me?
No, I'm not mad at you.
I'm sorry.
Stop it.
You're a dog in the script.
I'm not mad at you.
You're not mad at me.
I'm not mad at you.
I'm serious.
You know what?
Even if a dog walks, it hits a stick.
Are you ready?
Yes.
There's a huge maze behind you.
Yes.
It's a good picture.
Yes.
You're over there.
Yes.
I'm over here.
Yes.
Go in there.
Yes.
Can we meet in there?
Yes.
Let's try it out.
Yes.
Even if a dog walks, it hits a stick.
What does it mean?
Why are you laughing?
What does it mean?
If you do a lot of things...
What?
If you do a lot of things, you're lucky.
Yes, that's what it means.
I see.
It's been used a lot recently.
It's said that if you walk a lot in the past, you'll meet a disaster.
There are two meanings.
Two meanings?
Yes.
Which one is it today?
Which one is it?
You know you'll meet a disaster when you hold a stick.
If you meet a disaster, you'll meet a disaster.
Why?
Why do you think you can't hit me?
If you can't meet a disaster, you can't do anything about it.
You're right.
Let's try it.
It's almost there.
Yes.
Let's go!
Yes!
Hahaha!
It's crowded outside.
What are you doing?
No, no, no!
Oh, I'm late.
(audience laughter)
Wow!
Huh?
Huh? He's not back yet?
What's with him?
(laughter)
Go back.
(laughter)
Life is a wall of hits.
I want to go to college
I stopped lip-syncing and started playing the flute.
He's Director Binwan.
He's currently working on a Thai drama called "Adult Love".
Isn't the light a little too bright?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Can you make the light a little darker, please?
Anything else?
I don't like this "tiger drama" at all!
Director! Director!
Let me wear this tiger costume and act in a "tiger drama"!
Get out of here!
Let's do that instead.
What?!
Why?
We have to study.
That's right.
Studying is living.
That's right.
Please live and study.
Yes, ma'am.
Because you can't die.
You can't die.
That's right.
Please be honest with me.
Yes, ma'am.
Study honestly and don't make a fuss.
Yes, ma'am.
Be quiet.
If you become a comedian, you'll be in trouble.
What do you mean?
What?!
Well...
When you announce it...
Yes, it's a story.
When you announce it...
Yes, yes, yes.
You'll be in trouble.
Yes.
You'll stand out.
What?
Think about it!
You'll stand out!
You'll be in trouble.
You'll stand out!
You'll be in trouble.
You'll stand out!
It's a very impressive comedian.
Yes.
Every previous comedian should resume his profession because of his following.
Yes, but I really think so.
- You think so? - Yes.
- I hope you understand. - Yes.
Be quiet. What are you doing?
With this tone?
- What's wrong with me now? - Just shout.
Just shout. That's fine.
Can't I shout?
If you shout like this, I'll get angry.
That's not it. Use words.
Use words.
What's wrong with you?
- If you say it like that, I'll get angry. - That's right.
- Do you understand? - Yes, I do.
- By the way, do you know who we are? - Yes, I do. - Do you know who we are? - No one knows.
Thank you very much!
It was a long time ago.
Grandma went to the river for laundry.
Grandpa went to the mountains for grazing.
Since then, no one has been able to leave those mountains, even adults called "shiba curry mountains".
Well, it's okay.