AISubs v3.4
The Angel of Return, Boomerang-kun!
Hurry up!
My dream of many years has finally come true!
The birth of a new hero!
The staff and partners are all exhausted!
Now, come out, new hero!
Boomerang! Boomerang!
Boomerang-kun's song!
Boomerang! Boomerang!
Boomerang-kun's song!
What a great character!
Alright!
Let me have it!
Boomerang-kun!
You know what? You have an even greater characteristic than Superman!
You know what? No matter where you're thrown, you always come back!
That's your characteristic!
Do you want to give it a try?
Yes!
Alright, come over here!
Let's go!
It's tough.
It's too early in the morning.
Have you been working until now?
Huh? What are you talking about?
Oh! You're back!
Awesome!
I'm sick of it!
You're sick of it, aren't you?!
All right, then...
I'll make you fly even further!
You want to fly?!
Are you sure?!
Of course!
Awesome!
You really want to fly?!
Awesome!
Are you sure?!
All right, let's go!
Hey, Kogoro!
Can you fight?!
Fighting pose!
Is that fine?
Of course.
Are you flying?!
Don't lie to me!
I can't see you through the camera!
Let's go!
How sick of her!
I'm sick of it!
How sick of her!
You can also change the color of the enemy by changing the color of the enemy.
Our ally, Ultra-san.
Ultra-san is far away,
but if you look at 79,000 yen,
you can come with just one phone call.
Hang in there, Ultra-san!
It's a special special mission!
Rare!
Rare?
Rare!
Listen up.
Even if the culprit calls you,
you have to stay calm and
don't let them know we're here.
Yes, sir.
You!
Hello!
This is C-Point! Hello!
I can't get through to you anymore!
Captain! Are you going to keep doing this?
There's only one way out of this!
Either we go to the seaside or to the mountains!
There are two ways, then.
Don't get upset! Don't look down on your enemies!
I'm sorry!
All right, listen up! I'm only going to say it once, so listen carefully!
Yes, sir!
If you can go to the mountains, raise your flags!
And if you can go to the seaside, contact me!
I'll say it one more time!
Say it one more time!
Don't get upset! Don't look down on your enemies!
Yes, sir!
Listen up! There are only three things I can say to you!
Yes, sir!
Be careful!
That's all!
Two more! Two more!
Two more, please!
All right, all right, all right! Calm down!
Even if you stay here for a minute, you're in trouble!
Get out of here as soon as you can!
Why should we get out of here as soon as we can?!
There are eighteen reasons for this!
Again! Again!
Why should we get out of here as soon as we can?!
Well, that's about it, sir.
What about it?
Well, well, well...
What's the point of that?
Even if you get caught up in it, it's just a phone call.
Oh, a phone call.
Yes, a phone call.
You know what I mean, right?
The first phone call you saw was like this, right?
Yes, that's right.
You turned it around and...
By the way, did you have a phone call, sir?
Are you trying to get rich?
No, no, no...
You're a genius!
No, no, no...
No, but...
By the way, does your head look like a phone holder?
There's no way I have a phone holder!
No, but...
It's not like we're living in an era like that.
That's why...
Most of the phone calls I got were from military officers.
Military officers?
Yes, military officers.
Military officers?
Yes, military officers.
There are three of them next door.
Military officers are the ones who organize these experiments.
Military officers...
That's the first time I've heard of military officers.
Military officers are far away.
Yes, yes.
They say, "Call me."
But it's a long way from "call me" to "call me."
I see.
It takes time.
And you know, it's a private house.
For example, you know...
There are many ways you can call someone.
But...
Can you hear me?
Like this...
I can hear you.
You're talking from here, right?
Yes, yes, like this.
And...
When it's like this...
There's also a way of turning it like this.
Oh, it's the era of machines.
That's right, that's right. And, uh...
You press it in.
It won't suddenly start, because of this.
What's this thing for?
It's a telephone pole.
What? You call this a telephone pole?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, this is the telephone pole.
Your number, number.
Please connect it.
Oh, you have to say "number"...
No, no.
No, but they'll connect it for you.
It's not like it is now.
Your number, number.
Please connect it.
What was the telephone pole like at the time?
It's lower than it is now.
So... I wonder what it was like...
Did you have a telephone pole at home?
No, I didn't have one like that.
Recently...
In the past, all comedians were poor.
I don't know about you, but...
We really only had two rooms, a sixth and a fourth floor.
Is it like it is now?
No, it's not like it is now.
It's like it is now, but it's not like it is now.
You guys... Is this you guys?
Yes, it is.
This is, you know...
I'm wearing it like a gimme a break.
I used magic medicine to seduce a girl.
I made sure to make her mine.
But it didn't work, it didn't work, it didn't work for her.
She called me "Goddess of Gaslight".
Where was I, oh baby?
Oh sugar baby love!
For the first time in my life, I fell madly in love.
It's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's sad, it's painful.
For the first time in my life, magic medicine doesn't work.
Miracle power love's magic potion.
Baby, what should I do?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Go to Tokyo and buy a lot of cards from the United Corporation in New York.
President, about the land acquisition in London...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Do it, understood.
Okay, I'll leave it to you. See you.
You can do it if you do it, right? Round card.
Ah, how cute!
Oh!
It's not cute at all! I don't need such a character!
You're still...
Come!
(Music)
(Sigh)
Discoid!
Hey, you know, Yoshiko called me.
Oh, really?
Her? Are you dating her?
It's not like that with her!
You know, you're an examinee now, so you don't have time to flirt with girls!
I'm not!
What are you saying?
What? Don't you think I'm a parent?
I'm telling you, I'm not going to lose to you yet!
It won't be fun.
What did you say?!
Stop it!
I can't win anymore!
Your education is bad, isn't it?
What's with the way you talk?
Dad, stop it! I can't win anymore!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
This looks good.
Dad, stop it! I can't chew it!
You know...
There's a girl in my house. Let me talk to her.
A little while ago...
You know...
There was an electric cord from one room to the other.
What else was there?
A phone, right?
An iron, right?
You know...
There was a speaker, too.
And a vacuum cleaner, too.
The world is full of cordless devices now.
You know...
There were a lot of things.
This looks good, too!
That's what I wanted to say!
Seriously!
I mean it!
Are the words and expressions you know true or false?
I'm so lucky!
I didn't know you two were so cute!
Let's go for a drink after work.
It's a shame, but...
Let's go!
I have plans.
Let's go!
What?
You're so annoying!
Even though you're unwell, you won't do it again!
Hey!
What?
I'm sorry.
You said "let's go" and now you're saying "let's go"
You're screaming like you're cutting wood.
Screaming like I'm cutting wood?
You're right.
You're right!
- Should we try it? - Should we try it?
Is it true that you're screaming like you're cutting wood?
Your sweat is shining.
- I heard it in a ballroom theme song. - Oh, is that so?
You're so funny!
I didn't know about that theme song.
- Is that so? - I prepared a piece of wood for you.
Thank you very much!
I don't know if a woman's scream will sound like a woman's scream.
- That's right. - I don't think it will.
- You know... - Yes?
It will! That's why I said "let's go" earlier!
It will! I bought it!
- I bought it! - Yes, yes.
One meter and five cents!
- It's expensive! - It's expensive!
- It's an expensive experiment! - It's an expensive experiment!
- Yes, yes. - By saying "let's go" to it...
Yes, yes.
Earlier, you two were screaming like you were cutting wood!
It's exactly the same.
- It sounds like it. - It does!
- You'll be surprised! - You'll be surprised!
You'll probably say "shut up"!
- Why? - Because you'll say "let's go"!
- Oh, I see. - Who will say "shut up"?
- This will say "shut up"! - I see.
- Well, it's a simple experiment. - It's simple.
- Shall we try it? - It's nothing!
- So we just have to reproduce it? - Yes, we just have to reproduce it.
- You'll be surprised! - Yes!
- This is a little... - Oh, it's precious.
- It's like a movie. - Yes, it is.
- Now... - Yes?
- If you hear this sound again... - Again...
- Leave it in your ears as a memory... - Memory?!
- Leave it in your ears... - Leave it in your ears and say "shut up"!
In your stomach...
One more time!
One, two...
I'm sorry!
You're wrong.
I'm sorry!
One more time! One, two...
I'm sorry!
One, two...
- The barber next door... - What's wrong?
One, two...
He's heavy, he's heavy...
I'm sorry!
I'm so sad!
One, two...
He's heavy, he's heavy...
I'm sorry!
- The barber next door... - I'm sorry!
- He's heavy, he's heavy... - I'm sorry!
He's heavy, he's heavy...
He's carrying a mobile phone...
In a green car on the Shinkansen...
I'm so angry!
I'm sorry!
Please use it as a deck.
So that you can broadcast it.
- Hello? - Yes.
- Are you Ms. Kimura? - Yes, that's me.
Calm down, Kikiya.
You and your son...
I can't leave you here for a while.
- My Hiroko? - Yes.
- Let me hear my son's voice. - Yes, wait a minute.
Hey, I want to hear your mother's cheerful voice.
Let me talk to you for a moment.
Ora, ora, ora, ura, ora, ora...
Shut up!
Boomerang
This is fun!
Awesome!
Boomerang
What? What kind of dad is that?
Don't look at me like that!
Wow, you're right!
Is he really your dad?
He's young!
Don't say that.
He's young!
I'm being beaten up by myself!
I'm being tricked!
It's still closed!
Can't you let me go?
Well, I got everyone together today...
Well, it's nothing special, but...
Today, we're going to use a chimpanzee, Maria, who is closest to human intelligence.
Let's do an experiment with her.
Today's experiment is...
You have a phone, right?
Call Maria and...
The phone rings!
When that happens, what will Maria do?
Let's try it.
OK?
OK.
OK, I'll call her.
Maria!
It's OK.
I'll go this way.
I'll go this way!
She's a little angry.
It says she's a little angry.
Sorry about that.
Maria!
Shut up!
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Oh, I'm tired.
We've been like that lately.
Men in their middle school years are prone to problems at an early age, aren't they?
Huh?
Be careful of your children's clothes.
Oh, the first step of flight is to change your clothes.
Yes, but our Hiro's clothes are fine.
Mother! Mother!
Be careful of your children's clothes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Take this to Mr. Ieyasu.
Stand up.
Now, go! Hurry up!
Come back here!
Did you write it down properly? Come back here!
Huh? What's going on?
Go! Hurry up!
Go!
Hey! Hey! Come back!
Hurry up!
This way! This way! This way!
This way! Go!
You're wrong! Fly again! Come back!
That's enough!
No!
Even if you live with that 6 year old and 4 year old, you're still a 4 year old!
Shut up!
You're still a 4 year old!
Hey you! Don't move your face!
Shut up!
I'm happy that you're young and cute like this.
But you know, you're cuter than us.
Basically.
That's nothing.
That's nothing?
That's nothing.
Is it?
No matter what you say, I don't care.
I'm sorry.
You know, you should at least call me once in a while.
I won't say that again.
That thick-faced guy.
Thick-faced guy?
Thick-faced guy.
I won't say it again.
Now, your phone is a trend, right?
Yes, yes.
I took it to the bathroom and when I got in...
You know, everyone was like...
Everyone's in the bathroom? That's gross!
Isn't it?
You're not good at this.
That's true, but I'm pretty happy about it now.
You can't fix it.
I can't fix it.
You can't fix it.
You can't?
It's embarrassing. You should call me.
That's true.
Do you have your phone with you?
I do, but I don't use it.
I don't know why, but I'm not using it right now.
I'm like, "What is this?!"
You need it for your voice.
I know.
Do you know?
I'm not that stupid!
When you're on the phone and your partner is in the bathroom...
I can do it sometimes, but I don't like it.
It makes you nervous, right?
It makes me nervous.
I feel like we won't get along.
It's annoying.
I don't like it, so I want to talk to someone else.
I see.
That's how it is with phones.
If you're in the bathroom, you can't talk to anyone.
It's illegal.
It's illegal. That's not true.
If you wake up early and go to bed early, it might not be a bad phone call.
Even if you end up breaking up, call me.
It's nice, isn't it? Yayoi lives alone, so she's free.
That's right. She can come and play with him whenever she wants.
I don't have a boyfriend.
I'm jealous.
I want him.
No, you don't.
Look, it's a phone call.
What is it? It's ugly.
No, it's not. I think it's fake.
What?
What do you mean?
What is it?
Protection monitoring.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You're already dead.
Hey!
Hey, what are you doing?
Tsumu!
Tsumu, you bastard!
Raoh!
Who's Raoh? I'm cleaning up.
I'm cleaning up!
Hey, Kojima, come here.
No!
I don't want this!
You're the one who gave me that name!
You're Tsumu, aren't you? Why are you carrying it around?
I don't want it! I don't want it!
I don't want it!
I don't want Canada!
What's wrong?
A black goat sent you a letter and you ate it without reading it?
I'll get you some medicine.
Next person, please.
What's wrong?
No, no. What's wrong?
I don't want "no" anymore. What's wrong?
Stop it! I'll get angry!
I told you.
What's this?
This.
I have a bad headache.
Next person, please.
It's still 2 o'clock tomorrow, but it's changed to 3 o'clock.
This tape will automatically disappear.
I wish you success.
Bokkan!
Are you excited?
He's not excited at all.
Let's guess the numbers!
Wait!
Let's guess the numbers! Seriously, seriously.
In this corner, we have an amazing guest.
A special guest has appeared.
And that guest will appear here with a certain number.
What does that number mean for that guest?
What does it mean for that guest?
These are the people who will answer!
Yes, thank you!
Now, let's get started!
First up is our first guest!
Thank you!
Looking good!
What? What?
You're a wonderful, big, and special guest!
A wonderful, big, and special guest!
Shut up!
Even in Japan, we don't have guests like you!
A special guest!
You're a special guest!
Dai-chan, sit down!
Let me introduce you again! Harada Tajiro-san!
Harada Tajiro-san's number is...
Harada Tajiro-san's number is one!
One?
For those of you watching on TV and outside, here is your answer!
What does "one" mean?
Oh, that's a good one!
That's a good one!
What does "one" mean?
One?
No, it's not "one"!
Channel!
Number?
Like "one"!
"One"!
Oh, "one"!
"One"!
Oh!
"One"?
That means...
First!
Second!
What?
You want me to say "first"?
Yes, but...
What?
First...
Oh, I know!
Yes!
You want me to say "first", right?
Shut up!
I can't say "first".
Yes!
First?
Yes, first!
Number one is first!
First!
Number one is first!
Sports?
It's not sports...
Studying?
What?
That's right.
Studying...
No, right?
I became first.
Of course you did.
I became first in class.
Class?
It's not like that.
Yes, world.
In Japan.
World?
Why me?
I'm different from you.
Are you that dangerous?
It's not world.
Where did you go in Japan?
I went to a good place.
What?
Where are you from?
I'm from...
Literature.
Yamamichi.
You did it, didn't you?
Of course you did it.
Where are you from?
Yamamichi Prefecture.
Yamamichi Prefecture?
Yes.
You became first in the prefecture.
Is that correct?
No, it's close to correct.
It's correct, it's correct.
One word is correct.
Oh, my hair is messy.
Don't mind it.
No, I don't mind it.
No, it's correct.
You became first in Yamamichi and Yamamichi Prefecture.
Why is it correct?
Yes, yes, that's it!
You can't strengthen anything.
Yes, yes, that's it!
Even if you don't know who he is, you can say that he is a swordsman of the sword.
He is a guest!
Yes, so I did my best.
I see.
This is a story of "tears when you listen and tears when you talk",
but in fact, in the fifth grade of elementary school...
I don't need a laughing match.
No, no...
Don't do it only for me!
What is it?
Even if you say it, you can't help it.
Yes!
In the fifth and sixth grade of elementary school, I read all the books of elementary school libraries.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
The books of elementary school libraries.
It's amazing!
There were about four hundred of them.
I read all of them in two years.
Then, when I was in high school, I didn't only study for exams,
but I became number one in the prefecture without studying for exams.
This is amazing!
What did you do at that time? You didn't study!
I didn't study!
For me, it was my theme to pass college without studying.
Your theme?
Yes, without studying for exams.
If I didn't pass, I would go to America and become a political scientist.
What do you think?
Seriously!
What do you think? Why did you become an actor?
No, I became an actor in English when I was in college for two years.
To tell you the truth, I started out as an English actor.
An English actor means someone who is very good at English.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
But recently, I've realized something.
What is it?
That this is the cause of my growth.
What is it?
My speaking.
I'm glad you realized it.
Time.
Time grows.
No, for example, in front of you, the page doesn't move like this.
You don't care about that, do you?
No, I don't care about it.
You're working in a TV station.
You should care about it.
You're right.
You should care about it.
The truth is everywhere.
Everywhere.
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying!
When your love comes out, please shut up.
That's why!
Let's close the conversation.
When I was in my second year of college...
Stop it! That's enough!
Anyway, Mr. Daijiro.
Mr. Daijiro Harada, who worked very hard in high school.
Thank you very much!
The next person is this person!
Where is he?!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Our second guest is Okayama Kishimoto!
I'm sure you know the song by now.
Yes.
It's a song like "tantantantan"!
But that old man...
What is it?
It's a song like "tantantantan"!
Stop it!
Let's get started.
Kishimoto's number is...
This!
That's a strange number.
Okayama TV viewers, this is your answer!
900...
What is this nonsense?!
Okay, let's decide the unit!
Unit!
Mark.
Mini... Mini Van!
975... Mini Van!
Stop saying it!
Stop it!
Niin!
It's not niin! I want niin!
Niin...
Nichi!
Nichi is correct! Yes, nichi!
Okay, it's decided!
975 nichi!
What were you doing?
Dieting.
Oh, dieting.
You don't do that, do you?
Do you diet?
I don't.
Oh, you were playing!
Were you playing for hours?
In your free time...
Yes, yes!
Right now!
Yes, yes!
This is it!
I was writing something!
Um...
I was writing something!
Yes!
Um...
Rice and sutra...
Stop it!
Are you some kind of old man?!
You don't do that, you idiot!
I'm not an idiot!
I was...
Reading...
What?!
Reading?!
No, time out! Now, play the music, please!
Well, it took us 975 days in the end, when we calculated it.
Did it take you long? Well, let's start with Korano-kun.
975 days...
Days, days...
For 975 days, Matchbou...
You're still saying it?!
This time it's Matchbou.
I tweeted... I also tweeted a lot...
You're the only one who's reading it, right?
I wrote a lot.
How is it? What is it? Books? Novels?
Novels...
Yeah.
It took us 975 days to write a book.
I see.
Yes, anything else?
It took us 975 days to write a book.
Sewing?
How can you say "sewing"?!
That's why you kept saying "ah, it's a sewing machine!"
Which one is a sewing machine?!
Ah, books! Sewing!
Sewing!
Yes, understood.
It took us 975 days to sew a book.
Sewing!
It took us 975 days to write a story.
What story are you writing?!
Books are also correct.
Yes.
975 days!
The correct answer is...
Well, I wrote a novel...
Yes!
But it took us 975 days to play with it...
Yes!
But, well...
Once I got emotional...
Yes!
I wrote a book... I wrote a novel, but...
Yes!
So, it took us 975 days to write a novel, so...
Yes!
- You've read it, haven't you? - No, I haven't.
- You haven't read it? - No, I haven't.
- But what is it about? - What is it about?
- It's about... Oh, thank you. It's not a big deal.
- It's not a big deal! - I told you!
- But what do you think of this? - Yes.
- Is there anything you'd like to try again? - Yes.
- Anything you'd like to write again? - Yes, I'd like to write about half of it this time.
- Thank you for listening! - Thank you for listening!
Pika pika goshi goshi pika pika goshi goshi
Sairara koto wa...
Hurry up!
Suzuki-sama! Suzuki-sama, are you here?
Suzuki-sama!
Is Saito-sama here?
- Is Saito-sama here? - Yes, I'm here.
- You're busy! - You can sit in the front.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Is Ursh... - Ursh...
- Is Urshime Yamura-sama here? - Yes.
- I'll go and get some oden. - Yes.
- Wait a minute! - I'm Urshime Yamura too.
- I'm Urshime Yamura too.
Monturi, you're here! You're here!
Monturi, young man, how are you?
It's not "how are you?" It's "Urshime Yamura."
You idiot!
See you later, young man!
Knock, knock, knock...
Just one day!
Hello, hello?
Wait a minute, please!
I'm looking for...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- Excuse me. - When you want to borrow a cat's hand!
- Yes, this is it. - Yes, yes.
- It's mine. - Yes.
- Hello? - Hello?
Oh! It's mine!
Oh...
- Oh, hello? Yes, anything goes. - Oh, hello?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Please wait a moment. - Yes, yes.
- Yes, hello? - Yes, hello?
- No, it's not like that. Yes, yes, thank you. - Yes.
- Oh, thank you! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
- I'm a little drunk! - Yes!
- I'm going to look for it! - Yes!
- Yes, thank you.
- I think this room will be ready about a month early. - Yes.
- In terms of quality, it's good. - Yes, yes.
- Oh, thank you! - Yes.
- Um, sir, how are you doing? - Oh, thank you.
- It might be better than usual. - Oh, is that so?
- Is that so? - Yes. - Thank you.
- Oh! - Oh!
I'm Hamada, the director of "Soreike Mamoko no Takkyuubin" program.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes.
Mr. Itao, the broadcaster who directed "Happy York" and "Gappori Bikkuri Yusoku Banzai" programs.
- Yes, people call me "Trolin" in the industry. - Yes, you are "Trolin".
- "Trolin"? - Yes. What is it about?
- What is it about? - It's about...
- Oh! - Excuse me.
- Yes?
- I'd like to use the restroom for a moment. - Yes, go ahead.
Oh, I'm sorry. I have something like this.
- May I use the restroom for a moment? - Yes, of course.
- I'm sorry. I'm a little late. - Yes, you are.
Damn you!
Do you use the restroom?!
Do you humans on TV use phones?!
You! "Trolin"!
You blue vegetables!
Are we green vegetables?
No, we are not.
Are we?
No, we are not.
Do we, on TV, always make a gap and dig a groove?
Do we go through the groove and do all kinds of things?
Do we?
No, we don't.
Please go back.
Let's go back.
"Trolin"!
"Trolin".
Trolin
Oh, they're back!
Stop it!
You're making me stupid!
Stop it!
Where did you go?
It was really cold!
Stop it!
It was cold? No, no, no.
There was ice, a lot of ice!
You went to a good place!
Stop it!
Hey!
You went to a good place, didn't you?
Do you want me to do it again?
Stop it!
Even this seaweed is hard!
You did it like B and B in the time of the manzai boom!
Move in both bodies!
Stop it!
Thank you!
Stop it!
You're getting better, aren't you?
You said it before.
Really, you two have good faces.
When you were laughing...
I don't think anyone saw your face.
Really!
You looked like a queen.
It was amazing!
You did this kind of jokes, didn't you?
I did, I did.
You remember it!
I'm this smart!
I remember it very well!
I thought you'd come up with a good manzai.
Do you do manzai now?
No, I don't.
You should do it.
You're a manzai.
How old are you?
I'm 42 years old.
You're the same age as your partner.
How many years from now?
I don't know.
It's hard.
I don't know when I'll retire.
That's manzai.
What?
You don't know?
Be careful.
I will.
Thank you.
He's kind.
Yes, he calls me every day.
Isn't it amazing?
Amazing!
No, I don't want it!
Do you like other people's programs too much?
Get out of the studio!
Go home! Go home! Stand up!
I'm going to raise my pen!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, cue!
Isn't it great?
It's not falling!
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