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Mr. Mameo, I'm done talking.
Oh, you are?
Well, you know...
No, I'm not!
You're like a man!
Finally!
Yes!
Finally!
You've made it this far, haven't you?
Yes, I did!
This show took you a long time, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
It took you about five days.
It only took me five days!
It took you five days!
Isn't it amazing?
Yes, it is.
So, what we're going to do today is...
So you're going to let us do whatever we want, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I see.
We've been involved in many projects.
So we're going to tell you about some of them.
These are all projects.
This one.
This one's amazing.
Some of them didn't make it.
Yes.
These are 211 projects.
Yes.
We're going to choose from 211 projects.
For example...
For example, one of them didn't make it.
Yes.
I'd like to do this next time, but...
Yes.
A montage strategy!
Yes.
We're going to use the montage strategy to create our own faces.
Yes.
And we're going to look for someone who looks like us.
Well, it's interesting that you're looking for someone who doesn't exist...
Yes.
But what if there's someone who says, "Oh!"?
This is...
What if there's someone who says, "This is it!"?
Seriously.
Someone who's even wearing these lines.
Oh, that's stupid!
That's...
That's not right!
I think it'll be pretty exciting.
Lines? That's sick.
Also, this one seemed like it would come true, but it didn't.
What is it?
I'd like to do this next time, but...
There's someone who looks like you.
Yes.
We're going to invite Hamada Masato and Ogawa Natsumi as guests.
I've never ridden on the same board before.
That's why you should give it a try.
Well, there are many other ways, but even if you keep talking like that, you won't be recognized.
Like what?
Let's go right now.
Really?
Yes, later.
Since we can't talk.
I love talking.
And with you.
Can we talk?
Of course you can! If you say you'll go, I'll go.
What is it?
Is it too late?
We'll talk about it later.
First of all!
Yes, yes.
Let me introduce you.
Ah! Proverbs course!
Proverbs course.
You can watch it on VTR.
That's right.
There are many proverbs, right?
Proverbs and words.
Words.
There are many of them in Japan.
There are many of them.
Most of them are lies.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Can you tell us about it?
Proverbs course.
Can you tell us about it?
I'll open it.
I see.
Here you go.
Yes.
There's a monitor over there too.
Yes.
Don't let me know.
Yes.
Okay, then...
Let's go to the proverbs course!
Go ahead!
Proverbs course.
The words and phrases you know are lies or truth?
Excuse me.
Where is the way to go?
What?
Here?
Oh, this road.
Go straight.
It's a goat!
Look!
She's an animal!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
A new woman has appeared in downtown Hamada.
You're crazy!
You're not only wearing a moustache!
They say a pen is stronger than a sword!
A pen is stronger than a sword?
You're right!
Ken is...
Ken!
Ken is stronger!
Get out of my way!
Wait!
Wait, wait...
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
I'm serious! I'm serious!
Ken is stronger!
You're crazy!
Shut up!
You're crazy! You're crazy!
I'm serious!
Shut up!
Ken is stronger!
It hurts!
Ken is stronger!
Which one is it?
Ken wins!
You're crazy!
Ken's power is unfair!
Explain what's going on!
I said it's a misunderstanding!
You're lying!
No, I'm not! I didn't do anything!
You're the worst!
What's wrong with you?
I found out about Saori!
You're stupid! You're the one who's cheating!
What do you want me to do? Tell me!
What do you mean "tell me"? It's up to you to decide!
It's up to you to like me or not!
What are you talking about? My superior told me not to think twice and not think once!
Not to think twice and not think once!
It's true!
Not to think twice and not think once!
It's true!
Here you go.
Sorry.
You can do it!
You're a woman.
You're really good at it!
You're right!
You're in a good mood.
You're the best at it.
You're a professional cricketer!
You're right.
I don't know.
Shall we go up the stairs?
What's wrong with you? It's very heavy!
I told you, it's heavy. It's heavy because it's heavy.
The great man of old said, "If you dig your heart out, the fire will be cool again."
I don't know if the great man said it, but if you dig your heart out, the fire will be cool again?
Is it true?
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
Are you sure?
The great man said it.
This is the third time.
Yes.
This is the third time.
Yes.
You said it.
I said it.
All right.
If you dig your heart out, the fire will be cool again.
Now, great man.
Yes.
I feel sorry for the fire.
Yes.
I prepared hot water.
Yes.
I put my hand in it.
Can you do it?
I...
I can't do it.
Why me? You said it first.
Idiot!
I can't ask you such a dangerous question in March.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
In a broad sense, "if you dig your heart out, the fire will be cool again."
If you say it like that...
You...
It's already 4 o'clock.
I know.
So...
Even if you do it...
It's hot.
Even if you do it...
Tell me about your heart.
What is it like?
I'm in a state of emptiness.
I don't think of anything.
What is it like?
Tell me.
Just say it.
It doesn't matter.
What is it like?
I don't think of anything.
I'll make you white.
Who said you could say that?
I don't think of anything!
Look, it's already...
46 degrees!
Can you see it, everyone?
You're lying!
It's true! It's true!
Wait a minute! It's a little painful!
It's a little painful!
Hurry up!
Wait a minute!
It's already 50 degrees... 51 degrees.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
If you warm up your heart and soul, it will be cool again.
That's weird. It's not that hot yet.
No, it's already over 50 degrees.
If you warm up your heart and soul, it will be cool again.
Ouch!
Adults can't reach a place where they can't feel anything.
You do great things.
Well, this was...
Well, it was mostly lies, wasn't it?
No, it's a shame.
Lies and stupidity are...
It's dirty, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Please be careful. Lies and stupidity are...
But this was a very easy and fun corner where you can learn.
There were many lessons in it.
Yes, yes.
Well, I think it's good like this.
At first glance, Tokyo is a big city with no changes.
There, now...
With a loud sound, a mysterious fishing boat is coming.
At the end of the day, there was a figure of two brave men who decided love and courage in their hearts.
They came from far away Osaka, angry with the rotten Japanese politics and society.
People call them "the Dotera brothers of Naniwa".
Here it is.
Rice ball.
It's good.
We landed in Tokyo.
It was hard.
Why did you come to this place?
What?
Why did you come to Tokyo?
Do you know that?
I don't know.
You don't fit in Kanamaru city.
I don't fit in Kanamaru city?
What are you doing in Kanamaru city?
What are you talking about?
You know that.
I told you.
Really?
This is a famous Asakusa Thunder Gate.
Is Kanamaru city near here?
I don't know.
You can't go there.
You came to Tokyo.
You can't go there.
Of course you can't go there.
I'll let you go there.
You can't go there.
I'll let you go there.
No, I've been here for a long time, but I haven't been here for a long time.
Yeah, it's like Ebisu-san in Osaka.
That's right.
Which do you think is more gorgeous, Ebisu-san or here?
Of course it's Ebisu-san.
Let me do it! Let me do it! Let me do it!
Let's go to Kanamaru and buy a souvenir.
Are you crazy?
Let's go to Kanamaru and buy a souvenir.
That's right.
Let's go with this big brother.
How much is it?
I'll do it for 650 yen.
It's expensive. Can you give me a discount?
Mom! Mom!
Can you give me a discount for this jumbo for 650 yen?
Then it's just 600 yen.
It's just 600 yen!
What about you, big brother?
What did you say?
650 yen is just 600 yen.
It's expensive.
You've come all the way from Osaka and you're being licked.
Is it really cheaper?
Mom, is it really cheaper?
No, no!
You're totally Japanese!
I see.
Mom, can you give me a discount for 600 yen?
How much is 600 yen?
One.
Dad, how much is 618 yen?
Don't say such hard things! Just say 600 yen!
All of them are Kanamaru's souvenirs.
Okay, okay!
Thank you very much!
The Doterra brothers are about to lose to the power of the old ladies during the war.
Will they reach their destination safely?
That road is still far away!
Do your best, Doterra brothers!
Go, go!
The Doterra brothers of Naniwa!
Next up is a game that's been around since ancient Japan.
What happens if you add a little bit of craftsmanship to it?
Well, you know, back in the day at sports events and stuff like that...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not very interesting.
That's not much of a deal for a TV show, is it?
That's right.
So, um, I'll think about it for a bit.
Shall we watch it for now?
That's right.
Next up is something like this.
I've tried it out.
New Year's greetings!
I'm Zura Kimase!
- I've decided, too! - That's right!
- I'm Zura Kimase! - This is...
- What does it mean? - The rules are simple.
- Yes! - The usual Kimase, the one who takes off his hat.
- That's right, the one who takes off his hat or hat. - Yes, that's right.
- I'm going to do that with a wig.
- What? You? - Yes.
- The participants have shaved their heads.
- Yes, but not everyone is like that. - Yes!
- So we don't know who is like that. - I see.
- And for now, each team has two people. - That's right.
- And for the other two people...
- It's self-defense. - That's right.
- So even if you pull someone who is self-defense, nothing will happen. - It's a waste of time.
- "Oh, hello! I'm Katsura!" - Make a decision! - That's right.
- You have a serious beard. - I see.
- Well then, both teams... - Yes.
- The participants... - It took you a long time to come out. - Yes.
- What's your name? - Um, I'm Yunoki Shunichi.
- What about you, Yunoki-san? - Um, I'm thirty - four years old.
- Thirty-four years old... - Ah, you seem to be physically strong.
- No, I'm in good shape. - Can you lift something up?
- Um, I've played golf a little. - Ah, I see.
- What do you think of your opponent's team? Who do you think will suffer?
- Well, I think the two people in the middle... - Yes, the two people in the middle.
- I don't think they will suffer. - That's right.
- Well, you're going to aim for those two people, right? - That's right.
- Yes, good luck. - Yes, good luck.
- What's your name? - Umeda-san.
- How old are you? - I'm thirty-four years old.
- Thirty-four years old... Umeda-san, who are you aiming for?
- Um, the big one. - The big one? - Yes.
- The one on the right? - Yes.
- That person has a beard, right? - Ah, is that so?
- No. - Ah, that person...
- That person... - Yes. - For now... - Yes.
- I understand. Good luck. - Good luck.
- It seems like the person over there is giving you a lot of marks.
- Are you being marked? - Yes.
- What will you do? - No... I'll run away.
- If you get caught by that hair, you're in trouble. - Eh, wait...
- You won't know until you try it, right? - Yes.
- By the way, who do you think will win in their team?
- The person on the second from the right and the person on the third...
- I see...
- It's the two people in the middle, right? - Yes.
- Who will you aim for? - If possible, I'll aim for both of them.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I got off track!
- How old are you? - I'm 52 years old.
- 52 years old...
- Your father is also being marked. - Is that so?
- It's quite popular. Everyone is making mistakes.
- Can you aim for your father?
- The person in the middle and the big one are not good at it...
- I'd like to aim for people who are a little fat...
- I see... It doesn't reach.
- It's quite likely, but it's hard to do it.
- Do your best. - Yes.
- Let's do it again! Young and old, it doesn't reach! Ready!
- It's started! It's started!
Wado san! Wado san! Wado san!
Ah! He got it! He got it!
So that's how it is!
It's all smooth now!
He got it! He got it!
A big one! A big one! A big one! A big one!
It's a big one!
End!
End! Go back!
It's a great battle!
Let's count how many we got.
Whose is it?!
What is it?!
It's kind of scary!
It's probably Tsurupage-chan's.
It's Bunga-san!
He is...
Which one is his?
By the way, try this one.
This is the best!
Thank you very much.
Did you get it?
Yes, I did.
What is it?
It's Managano-kiso!
I did it!
It looked like me.
Did you get it?
Whose is it?
It's the one on the left.
The one on the far left?
Oh, I didn't notice.
Thank you very much!
This time, Zura-kiba-sen won by 2-2!
Thank you very much!
Let's meet again next year!
Goodbye!
That was fun, Zura!
It must have been hard for the cast and crew.
They all hate it.
Of course it is.
That guy's hair is only this long.
And he forced it up like this and put it back up again.
Yeah.
But when he broke it and it fell down, he looked like a criminal.
His head was all over the place.
If you do it with more people, it might be more interesting.
Yeah, that's why only two people get together.
That's right.
It's not cool.
People will know you're bald all over the country.
Yeah.
Well, I'd like to be on this show too.
Hey!
Well, up to you, Kato-chan.
Well, we both know how you feel.
Let's draw!
No, I'm serious.
Now, let's draw.
This is a serious show.
Now, both teams have come out.
What do you call it?
Show me the theme.
The other team guesses what picture you're drawing.
If you draw this one, I'll guess this one.
It's like this.
Now, let's go.
Answerers, first of all, this team.
Here you go!
Now, the children's team.
Now, please tell me your name and age one by one.
My name is Nakamura Juichiro.
How old are you?
I'm four years old.
Yes, thank you very much!
Now, the adults!
I'm Haramai! I'm seven years old!
Yes, thank you very much!
And last!
I'm Sato Gendarou! I'm eight years old! Thank you very much!
You!
I can't say it well!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's meet the girls of the adults' team!
Girls of the adults' team!
Now, please introduce yourself!
Yes, I'm Matsumoto Hitoshi, 27 years old.
You know...
Yes?
Who was that guy earlier?
Isn't it Ken Ichiro?
No, it's not Ken Ichiro.
Ah, it's Kentaro, Kentaro.
Kentaro.
I was in the bathroom with Kentaro.
As expected, mine is bigger.
What are you going to do compared to an eight- year-old?
Hey, you lost! What are you going to do?
Next to you!
I'm Yuu.
Yes!
Yuu is...
How old is Yuu?
I forgot.
Now, and lastly, this person.
My name!
Nakamura Toru, 25 years old.
Now, this man is...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, say it!
Toru-chan, it's really hard for you.
Now, then!
Let's have a battle between both teams!
Yes.
The first question was drawn by the children's team.
Let's see what picture the adult team drew!
I drew one.
Now, let's show the viewers and the audience the answer!
The answer is...
Now, draw it!
What is this?
Well, I don't know if this kid is good or not.
Now, look at each of the same theme.
Each of you came up with it.
Yes, yes.
But you three are totally different, aren't you?
Yes.
Ah!
Tenshi, you've already given up.
Now you can fold your tongue.
What?
Yes, Maitan has given up.
Yes, Seki, you too.
Now, each of you came up with it.
All of you.
Now, you three came up with it.
Yes.
What is it?
There is only one answer.
There is only one answer!
There is no difference between this and this.
Ah, it's the same question.
You drew this picture with the same question.
Now, this is what Miino drew.
No, why?
You don't know, do you?
You drew it together.
What is this?
What is it?
What is the theme at this stage?
Now, please sing it.
That was fast!
Now, let's start with Masamoto-kun.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Juicy...
That's, um...
This round thing...
No, no, I mean...
In a broad sense...
Oh, what do you call it?
Ah, in a broad sense, juicy...
Yes, yes, yes...
Ah, you mean like this?
Yes.
Yes, Yuuga.
Your favorite fruit.
Ah, I see...
Well, I guess so...
What do you call it?
Dessert.
You're pretty strong, aren't you?
DESSERT!
Ah, you've got a lot of "g"s in there, too!
Ah, you're right!
I think I've seen this before.
What is this, Kentaro?
Melon.
Melon, yes.
I know that one.
Mai-chan, what is this?
Salad.
Salad!
Ah, yes, for example, what is this, Mai-chan?
Strawberry.
What about this?
Apple.
What about this?
Grape.
What about this?
Orange.
You know what this is?!
I'll tell you what it is.
Ah, you'll forgive me up to this point?
I'll forgive you up to this point.
I'm sorry!
You're such a glutton!
Senchiro!
What is this?!
Curry!
What?!
Curry!
Curry?!
That's stupid!
That's cute!
Senchiro!
Don't worry about it!
Curry is like this!
I'll beat you up!
Yes!
Senchiro!
Stop him!
I'll do my best!
Alright!
Senchiro!
If you're a comedian, you should go on stage!
Senchiro!
You! Don't talk!
Don't worry! Don't worry!
Are you ready, Shinjiro?
You! Don't talk!
Shinjiro! Is this curry?
What is this line?
Curry!
Shinjiro, this is a plate, right?
Yes.
This is a plate, right?
Yes.
And this is curry.
What is this circle?
Potato.
Potato!
Is this curry?
Curry!
Is this curry?
Don't talk!
Shinjiro, what is this?
What is this?
Potato.
This is potato.
This is...
Shinji.
And this is...
Shinji.
Potato and carrot.
This is curry and this is a plate, right?
Yes, I know.
I know for sure.
I can even see Shinji's face.
Right?
He wrote curry,
Mai-chan wrote salad,
and Kentaro wrote melon!
I know that.
What is this theme?
Big favorite.
So close!
It's a little weird to say it like that, but...
Favorite.
You're only in 5th grade, right?
From a kid's point of view,
when this comes up...
Wow!
That's why! Kentaro likes melon.
Yes, I know that.
Mai-chan likes salad.
They like...
Shunichiro likes curry!
What?
Well, it was an expression.
I have a doll for you.
Let's go to the second question.
This time, we will draw a picture.
Please guess what we will draw.
Here is the question of adult team.
Now, adult team!
Please draw!
It's a person on TV.
What kind of person is it?
Look!
It's a person on TV.
What is it?
It's a person on TV.
Yes.
It's a person on TV.
Please laugh!
It's a person on TV.
It's a famous person.
It's a person on TV.
Please draw as you think.
Who do you think it is?
Shunichiro, please.
Who do you think it is?
It's a person on TV.
Do you know?
Who do you think it is?
It's a person on TV.
- Did you write it down? - I did.
- Alright, Neko, Gentaro! - I didn't write it down, though.
Gentaro's answer is...
Uncle Happo.
It's not Uncle Happo.
It's Happo.
Isn't it Happo?
Alright, Mai-chan.
It's rich in water!
This is rich in water!
This is!
Oh, is it?
Well, I could see it from Mai-chan's eyes.
It's pretty close.
"Boxer".
Wow, wow.
"Boxer".
Right?
Yes.
So, this means that Kentaro is correct, right?
That's right!
Kentaro is correct!
Well, it's a pro-wrestling match, but "Boxer" is pretty close, don't you think?
That's right.
You've thought about it, haven't you?
Speaking of which, I thought I'd buy a house rich in water.
You're lying!
Oh, rich in water!
Well, let's give Mai-chan and Shinjiro one each!
That's all for today! Thank you very much!
Hey.
Yes?
Why is there such a crowded place like this in the National Assembly?
What are you talking about?
The National Assembly is in Nagata.
Bro, this is Ginza!
What's wrong with you? You've come to the wrong place!
Well, hurry up and pick up the taxi!
No way!
Why not?
If you come to Tokyo, it's Ginza!
In the middle of Tokyo is Ginza!
If you come to Tokyo, it's Ginza!
If you go to Osaka, it's Ginza!
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
If you go to Osaka, it's Ginza!
Why don't you look for Kanamaru here?
Let's go.
Where is Kanamaru?
Kanamaru?
I think it's the National Diet.
Has Kanamaru ever been here?
Not yet.
I heard there are somesighakers in Sony right now.
Really?
So can you do a 33 000 yen dish with me?
Is this how you talk to me?
Is this what you do?
I said is this how you do it?
It is!
Look, I have a matchbox and something here.
Sister, can you buy these 43,000 goldman and five crackers?
If I decorate it here, I can get a lot of money, and I think it's good.
Sister, please open it once.
Open it, open it.
I can't get it, I can't get it, I can't get it.
This is a rice ball.
This is it.
Sister, put it on.
Put it on, put it on, put it on.
Put a Negan on it for 600 yen.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
That's 600 yen.
Sister, if you sell it, I won't give it back.
If you sell it, I won't give it back, sister.
Tokyo people are stingy.
Here you go.
Thank you.
What is it?
It's a cigarette.
It can't be helped.
Sister, I can't buy it for 2,000 yen.
How much is it?
It's 600 yen.
It's 600 yen, isn't it?
The wind in Ginza was colder than I imagined.
But we're almost there.
Go, go, Doterra brothers.
We don't have time to buy souvenirs.
What are you saying, Doterra brothers?
Next! This is my really interesting...
This is my own work.
This is interesting.
What is it about?
This is... how do you say it...
It's a gag lecture.
I thought I'd teach the deceased various gags.
From the deceased?
I'll have the deceased teach me old gags.
How will you do it?
It would be best if you watched it.
Like this?
I'll have the deceased teach me old gags.
Let's watch the gag lecture.
Hello, everyone.
It's time for the gag lecture.
Let's learn old gags together.
As always, I'm Matsumoto. Nice to meet you.
Wanbanko! (Japanese pun)
What kind of gags are we going to learn today?
Today, I've changed my mind.
I'm going to learn old gags of deceased people.
- Gags of deceased people? - Yes.
- Can you teach me old gags? - Yes.
I'd like you to teach me old gags of deceased people.
- Deceased people? - Yes.
- Can you teach me? - Yes, I can.
I see.
Let me introduce you.
- Let me introduce you. - Yes.
This is Mr. Sakata.
- This is Mr. Sakata. - You look like a teacher.
- This is Mr. Hakuryo. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Mr. Hakuryo teaches us old gags of deceased people.
Mr. Hakuryo!
Is it possible for deceased people to teach us old gags of deceased people?
- I think it's possible. - Yes.
- If you have a picture of deceased people... - Yes.
- It's cheap, isn't it? - This one, right?
- It's cheap. - It's cheap!
- Please teach us. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I'm scared. - Yes.
Teacher, please!
Mr. Takohachiro!
It's cold...
Are you Ms. Takohachiro?
I'm Ms. Takohachiro.
What was that?!
She just said "I'm Ms. Takohachiro"!
I'm going home.
She's gone.
I'm going home.
Teacher...
Yes?
You're Ms. T. Hakuryu, right?
Yes, I am.
Teacher...
What is it?
She said "Are you Ms. Takohachiro?"
Well...
It's just a touch...
If you drag it for too long...
I see...
You have to teach me the opposite!
Well...
That's right...
Even if you say it to me, it can't be helped...
Ms. Takohachiro...
You don't remember...
what I just said, do you?
No.
Do you remember?
No.
You don't know?
I don't know.
I'm sure it's you.
It's no doubt.
Of course it's you.
No doubt.
He said it himself.
But tell me about the gag.
OK.
Well...
Let's move on.
This guy.
Yes.
Ban Junzaburo.
Yes.
This guy.
So...
Let's start with this guy.
OK.
Mr. Banjon the Bulla is a joker, isn't he?
Thank you very much.
Banjon the Bulla is a joker, isn't he?
What is it?
Ajapone!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
He said "come in"!
Oh, he came in!
Dr. Hakunin?
Oh, I see!
You came in early!
You should have told me!
What is it?
Ajapone!
Oh, he's already gone!
Wait a minute!
I know you're busy, Dr. Hakunin.
No, I'm fine, Dr. Hakunin.
I'd like you to call this person.
Can you call this person?
This is a roast chicken.
Before you pass away...
What do you think?
I'm sorry.
It's nothing.
He said it's nothing.
That's it!
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
It's nothing.
Thank you very much, teacher!
He said it's nothing.
That's great!
Please come again!
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming.
How was the lesson?
Did it help you?
I don't know, but next week...
Next week...
I'll read each and every one of Kazuno's poems.
I'm looking forward to it!
See you next week!
[Nice Cooking]
- Hello! - Hello!
- I'm Onikan of Nice Cooking. - I'm Kotori.
- So, today... - Yes?
- What will happen? - Eh?!
- This person is cooking?! - Yes.
- This person will come and do it for us. - Yes.
- I see, I see, I see. - We have a wonderful male guest with us today.
- Yes, let me introduce you. - Yes.
Today's guest is this person!
She also appears in TV series and dramas.
- It's Kongo Kongo-san! - Hello!
- Hello. - Hello.
Well, Kongo-san...
I don't think Kongo-san would appear in a cooking show like this.
- Yes, I've never seen you before. - Right?!
Is that so?
- You're really slow at responding! - No, no.
- I've been good at cooking for a long time. - I see.
- Yes. - You have to use your body, right?
- You have to use your stamina. - That's right.
- Yes.
Well then, what will you be making today?
- Today... - Yes.
I will be making strong-style chilled beef stamina roast.
- Oh! - Yes.
- And... - Yes.
- I will also be using mustard and mentaiko. - Yes.
It's a mixed meal.
- Well then, I'd like to start cooking right away. - Yes.
Well, what kind of ingredients do you have?
Strong-style chilled beef stamina roast.
It's four servings of ingredients.
800g of chilled beef.
Four tablespoons of sake.
One and a half tablespoons of sugar, soy sauce and potato starch.
Four tablespoons of salad oil.
Four tablespoons of mirin.
A little bit of pepper.
- Once you've mixed this up... - Yes.
- You put in the meat. - Yes.
- Oh, you put it in here raw. - Wow!
- It's cooked, right? - Because I sanitized my hands earlier.
- Oh! - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing...
- This really needs stamina, doesn't it? - Yes.
Yes.
And now, what's the time?
Now...
I'll cook it for about 20 minutes.
- Oh, and then... - Yes.
- Depending on your preference... - Yes.
- You put in pepper, right? - Yes.
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes...
It's open, it's open, it's open...
- It's pretty weak, isn't it? - Ah, it's hot!
- That much?! That much?! - No, no, I like pepper.
- No, you like it, but... - You like it, but...
We eat it, too!
This is for you...
Just now, when you were looking sideways...
You did that, didn't you?
- Oh, you put this in, too? - And then, you put in...
- Excuse me, this is it. - Ah, like this...
- Ah... - This salad oil...
- You put in more of what you like, right? - Look at this gloss, look!
- I made a mistake earlier. - Huh?
The gloss...
- Ah... - The gloss of the meat...
- Yes... - Yes...
That's wonderful...
I know, right?!
- I'll make the dipping sauce. - Yes!
- Ah, I see, I see! - You have to make the dipping sauce, right?
- The dipping sauce is... - Yes!
Here are the ingredients for the dipping sauce!
Radish minced, Doubanjiang, sesame oil, soy sauce, sugar...
You can add as much as you like!
- This is... - Yes...
- It's called "samashiyu", right? - Yes, I know it well.
- Just in case... - It's one with cold water, you know?
- Yes! - Oh...
- It's easy to understand, right? - Yes...
- This is also a dipping sauce. - Ah, I see...
And...
- What is it? - What is it? - Please taste it.
- Mmm... - No, no, I'm serious.
- Mmm...
- Mmm... It's spicy!
- Wow, it's spicy!
- It's really spicy!
- Is it spicy?
- I like spicy food better. - Is that so?
- Next is...
- Yes.
- Mixed rice with cod roe. - Ah, yes.
4 servings of mixed rice with cod roe.
1 serving of cod roe, 2 pieces of cod roe, 2 bowls of rice, and 3 perilla leaves.
- Here are the perilla leaves. - Ah, perilla leaves.
- I put them in here. - Yes, yes.
- Here you go. - Mmm...
- You see, they're red and blue. They're beautiful, aren't they? - Ah, yes, yes, yes.
- And also, these perilla leaves... - Mmm...
- They're also delicious. - Mmm...
- When you eat them raw. - Mmm...
- They look delicious, don't they? - Yes.
- These are perilla leaves!
- Hahaha!
- I'm sorry!
- No, I'm happy!
- How is it?
- It's delicious, isn't it?
- It feels raw!
- It's delicious, isn't it? - It's delicious, isn't it?
- Now we're going to grill the meat we saw earlier, right? - Yes.
- These are still cold.
- Ah, it looks like it's going to be grilled well.
- Oh, this is...
- Do you often do this at home?
- Yes.
- Why do you say something a little weird?
- Hahaha!
- What are you thinking about?
- No...
- Come here and play with me.
- We're having a conversation...
- Don't look at me like that!
- Hahaha!
- Oh...
- Wow! - Wow! This is great!
- This much is the best, right? - Yes!
- Shall we bring them already? - Yes. - Yes.
- Shall we bring the juice as well?
- Do you have the juice we made earlier? - Yes!
- Really? I see. - Yes!
- Then... - Then, please bring this.
- Yes! - Yes!
Well, then...
- Then, Mr. Kongo... - Yes.
Wow! Looks good!
Well...
This is a strong-style, chilled-beak stamina- roast.
And this is a mixed rice with mentaiko.
Let's eat.
Let's eat together.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Which one...
This one.
This...
Wow, this must be delicious.
Disgusting!
This is really disgusting.
Rice, rice!
I want to eat mentaiko rice, too!
Rice, too!
Rice is disgusting, too!
What?!
That's not possible.
Ha-ha!
Ha!
How is it?
The taste is different.
Anyway, it was a nice rooking!
Behind the curtain...
- Well, anyway... - Poor you.
If you've watched this show, please collect the ingredients and make it for once.
Is it really bad?
- Um, how do you say? - Yes, yes.
- When you eat it, you say "what are you saying?", "it's good", "it's good", "it's good", "how is it?", "it's good", you say that kind of face.
- How is it? - But, I'm told by the staff...
...no matter what happens, say it's bad! I'm told like that...
- Then I saw that face! - Yeah!
- When I ate it, the studio went silent for a moment!
- Yeah! - Then I said "wow", and said "the food is bad too".
- Is that enough? - That's enough!
- Yes! - That's enough!
- Um... hey! - Yeah!
- Would you look at this? - What?
- I've done a lot of research, but... - Dominoes!
- Yeah! - Dominoes are quite... you know... - Yeah!
- ...in many places in the world... - That's an amazing number!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- That's quite a number! - That's right!
- Yeah! - Then, this kind of dominoes...
...this is also a new record... - Yeah!
- ...this time, um... what is it... to ride on a Guiness Book... - Yeah!
- ...we decided to do it, but... - Yeah!
- ...our staff... me too, of course... - Ah, I see!
- ...tried it. - Yeah, yeah!
- I'll show you that. - Yeah!
- It's a world new record for dominoes!
These three subtle harmonies...
It's hard to play like that!
- That way of falling down? - It's hard to play like that!
- That... what was it? In the Guinness Book of World Records? - In the Guinness Book of World Records, next year I'll play properly.
That's what Shigeo Nagashima said.
Furthermore!
- I succeeded in getting something wonderful! - Shut up, there's a woman here.
- The best in Japan! - Shut up!
The best slow-moving old man in Japan!
- The best slow-walking old man in Japan! - That's right!
- This is not something you can see easily. - What is it?
For this video, I'd like you to... how do you say it...
I'd like you to make it your family heirloom. It's hard to get one like this.
- An old man like me? - Yes! - Let's see it. - Yes!
That's not it!
It's over?!
Wait!
What's that?
What do you mean "what's that"?
That's a super fast forwarded video!
Oh, so that video is super fast forwarded?
That's right!
Oh, so that's why that flower bloomed.
No, that flower just happened to be there. It didn't have any other intention of blooming.
I was taking notes and it just happened to have a flower in it.
Look, it's blooming.
Just when I noticed, one of the staff members found the flower on the screen.
That's awesome! Everyone, come and look!
When you look at it, the flower is blooming!
Hey, should we watch that video one more time?
Hey, let's watch it once more.
No, no.
I have one question.
What is it?
It's a really fast forwarded video, right?
Yeah.
Let's watch it one more time.
[It's a picture of a woman with flowers blooming on her face.]
Look.
Flowers are blooming on her face.
Yes, they are.
This is a picture of a woman with a pipe!
Before the old man tried to brake, he said "Whoa!"
That's not a bike, that's not a man coming from here!
Wonderful.
As expected of you, Mr. Hamada!
You are in a wonderful place.
What is it now?
Actually, this...this...this VTR...
Yes?
The old man is not the main character.
Eh?
To tell you the truth...
It's the longest bike in the world!
It just happened to pass by!
The world's longest bike and the world's slowest old man...
Sing a harmony!
Shut up!
I don't know anything but I want you to sing a harmony!
Next!
Next is...
Sports!
That's right!
Let's do it seriously!
This is really...
I did my best with my body.
I'm serious about doing it!
Yes, yes, yes...
I did it seriously.
Does everyone know about this sport?
Do you know about "coverdy"?
Do you know about it?
That's right, that's right...
While saying "coverdy, coverdy"...
It's like playing tag...
You go to your opponent's house...
You touch and if you come back...
You get points for it.
Well, if you say it's difficult...
It's really difficult!
We did it...
But we want you to do it more loosely...
We are doing it seriously!
Let's watch it!
Yes, please!
Hello to all the fans of the world's most exciting sports, kabaddi, created by Asia.
We hope you will enjoy watching the match between Kabaddi, which is a first for the youth, and Downtown High.
The commentator for today is Keisuke Inano of the Japanese Amateur Kabaddi Association.
Keisuke Inano, it is said that Kabaddi is a traditional Asian sport that combines martial arts and tag.
Could you briefly explain the rules of Kabaddi?
Yes, of course.
The size of the court is about the size of a volleyball court, but it is divided in the middle.
One team consists of seven players, and one player is absent.
The attacker enters the opponent's court alone, and while saying "kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi",
the attacker touches and returns to the player on the other side of the court.
While saying "kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi", the attacker returns to the opponent's court.
Then, if the player who was touched, number six, was touched, number six would be out, and this player would gain one point.
If two players are touched, number five and number six, and if two players are touched, these two players would be out, and this player would gain two points.
Basically, this is an attack defense, and this is an attack defense.
When this is over, the attacker will come out of here.
And the same thing will happen.
Well, it seems like one of the points is that you have to keep saying "kabaddi" in one breath.
Yes, I think it's one of the interesting points.
The engine of All Japan, which is very excited.
And a unique shout, the engine of the 7 Rangers team.
It's been too long, isn't it going to take a little more time?
Is it okay?
It's hard to do it for the first time.
All seven of them are saying "cover me, cover me", but the first one to come in is captain Sakai.
The blue uniform came into the white camp.
It's Honda of the 7th.
It seems that the players of the 7 Rangers team have gone out early.
And now, Fujiwara showed it a little bit, but it doesn't matter if his legs are shaking.
It doesn't matter where his body is shaking.
Yes, it's also explosive when he's caught.
It doesn't matter at all.
One of the tips is to scoop up the radar.
The radar touches the player and touches the midline in the middle.
If only a part of his body shook, he would have been able to return.
It's a defense line, isn't it?
If you go past the defense line, you can go back even if you don't contact the defender.
If you go back like this, the radar will be out.
In other words, the radar has no combat ability.
As early as possible, the score was 9-0.
If everyone goes out, it's a low score.
And now, Hamada of the captain came out.
It's a new score. How about now?
Now it's a return score, isn't it?
Do you want me to think it's a return score?
So, for the first time, the score is 7-0.
This is a joy like winning, but the captain's team pushes up to 2.9 teams.
The 7th Ranger Team.
The players now are big, aren't they?
Yes, as expected of Hamada of the captain.
He is driving up the players' morale.
The 7 Rangers seem to be used to the game somehow.
The third point has been scored.
And now...
Deputy Captain Matsumoto.
You can see the guns, can't you?
As you can see, the radar is like this.
It's always behind you.
It's always front, back, left and right.
It's diagonal front and diagonal back.
You have to watch it.
I see.
Now...
There is only one radar and only one gun.
It's a boring game.
But just by touching and crossing that midline,
the radar means that the attack was successful.
The movement is getting better.
That's right. It's what we expected in the second half.
Yes.
However, Norias was easily caught.
Now, the 20th point has been scored.
20 to 5.
Karamada was catching up by himself.
But he was caught.
Well, the radar was thinking too much now.
It was careless.
The 7th Honda had a little chance.
"Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go
As matches come to later stages, points are added towards the derrière of the player
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Matsumoto doesn't have any westside story, instead it is a covering match
His legs moving one step first and using his trois steps
After a nice talk from Matsumoto, he was caught
For example, when Matsumoto is caught, he doesn't just catch him, but pushes him back with his hands.
If you can do such fine tricks, it will be much more interesting.
Now the radar has probably come out of the sideline.
Did the radar lose to the pressure?
The eighth point has entered.
Now, as a radar, Captain Hamada hopes.
While imitating Kin-chan, Hamada's play has not yet exceeded the bokeh line.
You have to go a little further into it.
Will he be able to hold it?
It was before the game that he would do his best, but he had to keep saying "cover me" and "it's painful".
That's what Captain Hamada was saying.
The first cup of the downtown cup battle.
He wants to take it with him, but he's caught.
What do you want me to do with it?
I want a little more stickiness like this.
Everyone has returned to the court.
Who will send the radar?
Did he go too far into it?
It's a little higher, it's higher.
The correct answer has also been recognized.
The All Japan Strengthening Team also let their guard down.
All of the players who went to catch the defense side are out.
That's right.
The timing was good.
Yes.
The tenth point has been scored.
The Nananenger Team has finally scored two points.
The previous game was three points more than the previous one, so it's 11 points now.
Now, Matsumoto's play seems to have recovered.
You're the king of the show!
Sorry, I raised my hand.
Matsumoto's play was just like his comment before the game, "I don't want to get hurt," as a representative comedian of Japan.
I don't know if you can hear it, but he's clearly saying, "Cover me, cover me."
Yes, he's clearly saying, "Cover me, cover me," even as an advanced player.
With a loud voice of "Cover me, cover me," No. 4 Tokita scored his 50th point.
He's a sophomore at Taisho University.
The radar detects the direction of your touch and how you return from it.
Then, you actually touch and return.
Your body's balance is determined by your coat.
I see.
That kind of coat...
It's like a radar trajectory.
First of all, you need to confirm your escape route before you attack.
Game over!
With a loud voice of "Cover me, cover me," it seems like the game is over.
It's 54-13.
Taisa scored his first point.
"Tuneranger" scored 13 points.
"Jaga" team scored 54 points.
"Jaga" team won.
Good job!
By the way, one of our teams lost.
With a 14-13 score, Taisa lost.
The game is over.
The opponent was also late.
This is the second gymnasium in Japan.
That's all for now.
Thank you very much, Kinan-san.
Thank you very much.
Hey.
Huh?
Are you really here or not, Kanamaru?
No, I'm not here or anything. This is Hibiya Park.
I'm not here! I'm not here! Don't come here, you!
No, no, no.
What are you doing here?
This is a famous date spot in Tokyo.
Yeah.
You said you couldn't go to Hibiya Park because you came to Tokyo, but when you go back to Osaka, will you become funny?
Of course you won't say it, but when you go back to Osaka, will you become funny?
You're lying.
Well, you're here for now.
That old man might be sitting here with you.
I don't know.
Do you know him?
No, I don't know him.
Who is he?
He's a friend of mine.
A friend of yours. Do you know Japanese?
No, I don't know it.
You don't know it at all?
So you can speak English?
Just a little.
Then tell him, "You were stupid."
I can't.
You're getting older, aren't you?
37.
Do you know this person?
No, I don't know him.
Do you know him?
No, I don't know him.
Do you know his name?
I don't know him.
What kind of acquaintance is this person?
What's your name?
What's my name?
What do you mean, "What's my name?"
What's your name?
My name is...
John Fritz...
No, help me.
My name is John Fritz.
I've been in Japan only 3 days.
3 years.
3 days.
What's your relationship with him?
I...
Don't open it up!
He asked me if I knew him.
Did you come here with him?
No, I didn't.
I didn't know him.
He called me and asked me if I knew him.
You're so mean!
You do whatever you want!
I don't!
You don't?
I don't!
Abec guessed it, but the enemy is right in front of him!
We have to defeat him!
Push forward, Doterra brothers!
Don't catch a cold!
Doterra brothers!
Experiment Quiz!
In this segment...
We'll ask simple questions about everyday life.
Yes.
What would happen if we did it in real life?
That's right.
To put it simply...
I thought it would be interesting and planned it.
I never thought we'd do it ourselves.
I thought someone else would do it.
Let's introduce the answers.
First up is Toru Nakamura!
Next up is Yuu!
And!
I don't need to explain myself, but I'm Tadafuto- sensei!
That's rare, isn't it, "Tadafuto"?
Yes, it's "tada" and "futo"
What's that supposed to mean?!
Don't you call me "chuta", Wada "chuta"?
When I was little, my nickname was "chuta".
"Fish-chuta", it's easy to say.
"Fish-chuta"!
Well, I'll call you "chuta" from now on.
Chuta, nice to meet you!
Then, let's start with the first question!
Go ahead!
Good afternoon!
This experiment is to see if a bird outside of a cage looks like it's inside of a cage!
What this means is...
I think I did it a little when I was little, but...
This side has a picture of a bird, and this side has a picture of a cage.
If you turn it like this, it looks like a bird is inside of a cage.
Today, we're going to do an experiment to see what happens if you do it like a human.
So, let me introduce you to the bird.
"Pin-chan"! "Pin-chan"!
Hello, "Pin-chan"!
"Pin-chan", do you understand human language?
How is it?
"Mou" is human language.
So, let's get ready.
Good afternoon!
Wait a minute, "Pin-chan"!
Like this!
Now, here is the question!
Does the bird outside of the cage look like it's inside of the cage?
This is the first question.
That bird was so big it looked like it was going to pop out of the cage, but it didn't.
You had a hard time finding that bird.
Why did you die?
No, that has something to do with me.
It might have helped a little, but it doesn't matter.
So, does the black part look like it's on top of the cage?
Does it look like it's inside of the cage?
Yes.
Now, let's see if it looks like it's spinning or not.
Please go back.
Does it look like it's spinning?
We're doing an experiment!
That's right!
Isn't that right?!
Of course it is, Toru!
You're a genius.
Now, give us your answer.
It looks like it!
Of course it is, right? If you think about it, this is what it looks like, right?
Are we doing this far?
Toru, does it look like it?
Yes, it does.
What does that mean?
It's a little difficult.
So it means it doesn't look like it.
It looks like it, it doesn't look like it.
And Chiyuta?
Chiyuta?
Yes.
Chiyuta doesn't look like it either.
It doesn't look like it.
Konosuke-sensei, why is that?
Well, it's too big of a bird, and if you turn it into a bird, you'll be in trouble.
Chiyuta!
No, I'm worried about the size of the bird.
I see.
Does it look like it or not?
It doesn't look like it!
Correct!
Let's see the correct answer.
Here it is!
Well then, let's get started!
Case, start!
I'd better stay away from you.
It's flying! It's flying! Take it!
Take it!
What?
Help me!
Don't open your mouth! You're dirty!
It's flying! It's flying!
OK!
Now, P-chan!
P-chan!
The experiment...
Wait a minute!
As for the experiment...
As a result...
We can't see it at all!
Look!
Tears are coming out!
Well, next time...
We'll speed up...
And see if humans can become idiots!
We'd like to try it!
That's what we think!
Thank you very much!
That's what we're talking about!
We can't see it!
It's mysterious, isn't it?
It's mysterious!
So, everyone watching TV...
If you speed up and watch it...
Maybe you can see it!
Is that so?
Teacher, can't we see it?
That's right!
If you really want to show it...
In one minute, it'll spin about 1,000 times...
That's right!
Now, the second one!
This one...
Yes!
You did it!
This one was really hard!
Can people eat ramen while floating in salt water?
To put it simply, it's easy.
But when it comes to experiments, it has become such an exaggerated result.
Now, before we put it in salt water,
Let's prove whether humans float in just water.
Mr. Matsumoto, please.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Salt is falling from above, isn't it?
That's right.
Is there a me inside you?
That's right.
Am I a squid?
Thank you very much.
Now, Mr. Matsumoto,
First of all, this is just water.
First of all, we will prove whether humans float in just water.
I see.
Now, please come in.
Understood.
Are you a fish?
Yes, understood.
Now, please come in.
Please come in.
Please come in!
How is it, Mr. Matsumoto?
Is it floating now?
Yes.
It's no good.
Isn't it?
It's no good at all.
Right?
Yes.
Now, let's go!
What happens to humans when we put salt in here?
Let's go!
Please come in!
Let go of my hand!
Now, here's the question!
While floating in that salt water, can humans eat ramen?!
Yes!
If you can, can you not? Here's the clip!
I really didn't know what would happen until I tried it.
That's right.
I didn't know if I could eat ramen.
That's the point.
If you drop salt from above in the pool, what would happen to humans?
If that's the case, wouldn't it make you angry?
That's probably the answer.
It's not about whether you can eat it or not.
It's not about feelings.
Now, here's the clip!
The answer is...
Floating, eating.
What?!
What do you mean?!
Floating, eating.
It means you ate it, right?
That's right.
Floating...
I thought it would float.
I see.
You ate it.
Eating is like guts.
You ate it with guts!
I thought I would eat it.
So it's a big success, right?
Well, yes.
Say it!
Okay.
I couldn't eat it because it floated.
It floated because it floated.
It floated because it floated, but Matsumoto-san doesn't have guts.
It's very simple.
You can eat it?
Yes.
Is it easy?
Of course it floats and you can eat it.
If it sinks, you can't eat it.
That's right!
You can eat it.
Oh, really?
If I had been using it for another ten minutes, it might have turned into salmon.
It didn't.
Right now in this tank is 1675kg of salt.
That much?
Well, about 21% of the salt water is ready.
I don't know much about it.
For now, when you went in without putting anything in, it didn't float, right?
It didn't float.
Now, if you go in now, what will actually happen?
Let's go in now.
Understood.
Well then...
Please.
There's no more salt, right?
No more.
When you go in like this, there's still salt coming out from above.
It's like a prank.
No, no.
It's not a prank.
It's okay.
Right?
Earlier, it didn't float.
Will it float now, Masuo-san?
I'm going in.
Now, I'm in!
It floated!
It's floating!
It's completely floating!
Wow!
Now, here's the problem.
As I said earlier, can humans really eat ramen while floating in this salt water?!
I don't know.
What are you doing?!
Well then, Masuo-san!
In this state...
Huh?
I don't know.
Look.
I'm going in.
Look.
Wow, that was heavy.
What are you doing?!
Now, in that state of floating, can humans really eat ramen?!
Ramen.
By the way, this ramen is salt ramen.
It's good, isn't it?
Now!
I haven't broken the chopstick yet, so can you break it and hold it for a bit?
Now, while floating...
Can you eat it?!
Oh!
It's eating!
If you can, don't look back and look forward!
If you can, don't look forward and eat it!
If I let go of the chopstick, will it sink?!
No, I don't know!
So, the answer is!
Humans can eat ramen while floating in water!
So, I was told to move my butt.
What if I move my butt?
(Applause)
Wow!
You ate it.
I see.
This is a teacher.
Right?
Well, if you put so much salt in it, will it float?
It's not salt, but sugar or something more delicious.
Does it float with sugar?
It floats.
Oh, really?
You often float eggs in salt water, right?
Yes, yes.
Eggs float in sugar water, too.
Oh, does it float in sugar?
It's not as salty as salt, but it floats, so the weight becomes heavier.
Oh, really?
And since it's ramen, the weight is a lot of water, right?
That's why it was eaten.
If you eat a lump of iron or a lump of lead, it's completely useless.
You're stupid!
(Laughter)
That's because humans can't eat iron.
(Laughter)
When it comes to such a problem, please look into it.
Yes, thank you.
Teacher, it was an experiment quiz!
(Applause)
Big brother!
Hey!
This is it! The National Assembly building!
Hey, did you see it? The National Assembly building over there!
We finally meet! I was so anxious!
Hey, big brother!
What?
I don't know if we can go in or not.
Why?
I'm a little cautious.
Why? There's no way. Why?
Even if you say why, I can't say it for a long time.
Why?
I can't say it.
What are you doing?
It can't be helped.
I'm going to talk a little here. I'm in a hurry today.
Kanamaru!
Don't say it out loud!
I'm a little...
You're calling me, aren't you?
There's no such thing here!
I've been talking about it, but it doesn't seem to work.
Are you serious?
You...
What are you doing recording in the morning?
No, it doesn't matter!
Why do you keep saying "Kanamaru", "Kanamaru" and "Kanamaru"?
Do your best.
What?
Do your best.
What?
Do your best.
Do you want me to do my best?
That's right!
In the morning!
I'm telling you to do your best!
It's cold, but you're riding a boat!
That's right!
What are you thinking about?
What do you mean?
If you're going to be like that, why don't you come with me?
You don't know?
I can't do it today.
It can't be helped.
There he is!
Oh, it's me!
No, it's not you!
It's been a while since I've been to Tokyo.
No way!
If you go back to Osaka, you'll be a laughingstock.
I can't go back to Osaka.
That's right!
I'll go to Choyonpiru.
Don't say that!
What do you want to do in Choyonpiru?
Do your best.
Let's go to Korea.
Let's go to Korea!
It's going to take some time.
For now, let's stay here for a while.
Let's stay here for a while.
If we have a chance, let's come back.
Let's go to Korea.
What do you mean?
If we have a chance, let's come back.
If you go back to Osaka, you can't come back.
That's right!
Let's stay at Hotel Ryoko.
Okay!
Let's stay at Hotel Ryoko.